Australia: banana republic of the West

Emus
Globalisation
A lack of trade tariffs on imports
A floating exchange rate

But you guys are pretty based and are master shit posters.

Because our pollies are a useless bunch of limp dicks who decided just exporting raw materials was a good idea.

>>127166166
checked and /thread

I'd rather be irrelevant and have a decent life, than to be relevant and have a terrible life.

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>>127165874
Same reason any country goes to shit. Jews move in and morons in power listen to them.

>mfw we export rocks to people who make stuff out of them and sell it back to us.
I hate how fucking dumb people are here.

>>127165874
If we can't dig it out of the ground or grow it in the ground we don't bother with it.
>Most Aussies are 33% potato-nigger.

>>127166437
And in Brazil you have neither.

>>127166837
>t. Muslim shithole

Doesn't include the make hundreds of billions of dollars we make from educating chinks
Universities make a fucking crazy amount of money from international students who almost outnumber Australians, I had a group of 9 people for an assessment and 6 were international
Ive had similar experiences in multiple assessments and the worst part is half of them do fuck all and make the assessments significantly more stressful,
Yet universities still cry about funding cuts and charge Australians large sums as they make billions off people who put Australians at a disadvantage and dilute the degrees with chinks who pay tutors to do their work anyway

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>>127166480
>jews
come on now

Because our government are a bunch of slacktivist asshats who take it all for granted and a more concerned about their "tourism" projects which involve paying companies owned by their buddies millions to build shopping centers.

If a political party started with no policy other than having every member of Labor, Liberal and the Greens hung up from Street lamps through Canberra, i'd vote for them every single election.

>>127165874
Canada's economy is somewhat similar, though Ontario and Quebec do a decent amount of manufacturing...

Our export map is oil and cars

>>127166676
working class mentality is cancer

>>127166302
>>127167347
at least its better than your only export being milk powder for chinese babies

>our biggest export is processed dirt