/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - MIDNIGHT CLUB DRIVEBY EDITION

>>127158535
Not politically related. Delete this thread.

>>127158535

Has Morlock nog ever been sighted again since last 4th of July?

>shell casing and blood

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>>127158605

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loud music

Robert is transporting an offender, but they didn't say for which call.

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>>127158605
ayyo sayyit tah muh FAYCE ya Biutch

>>127158933
Woo, sheeiit, he be da nigginest!

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>>127159036
you stand corrected

Are nigs going to fuck with the faggot leather fest?

>>127159550
>>127159567
Yeah, I'm hoping we're gonna here about Tyrone trying to mug a leather clad bear after hooking up on Grindr.

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>>127159567
My god that would lead to ultimate comfyness

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>>127159706
top kek

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>Weapon recovered at 5640 wabash

>shell casings and blood
This is the good shit.

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this evening is picking up a little bit

>>127160338
lol amateur hour with the edging on that

>both victims are stable

That is not a condition

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>>127160440
I didn't want to be the one to say it. kek.

>>127160338
Multiple calls are occupying time tonight, two shootings, besides that gunfight from the cars, mutliples being carted to hospitals, lots of good stuff.

>>127160550
font is blurry and not aesthetic enough

>>127160689
its true. im workin with limited font selection. gonna see if i can change that

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SIX
SIX SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH

>fat mentally retarded beaner missing

Missing 50 y/o beaner woman with mental capacity of an 8 year old
Oh, good. a crayon eater.

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DAMN IT ZONE 10!

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ZONE TEN AGAIN

CHECK YOU KEYS ZONE TEN FUCK

>>127161449
Wargames?

>>127161535
>Wargames?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLMCjuge6oE

>>127161535
TURN THE KEY SIR

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ZONE TEN FFS

>male was just robbed of $20

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>>127161371
>>127161371
>Missing 50 y/o beaner woman with mental capacity of an 8 year old
>Missing 50 y/o beaner woman
>mental capacity of an 8 year old
>beaner woman
>mental capacity of an 8 year old
>beaner
>woman
>mental capacity of an 8 year old

fugggg

check yo keys!!!

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>>127161656
>>127161660
fuck yeah. Loved that flick. I should watch it again. Sucks to be new faggot hollywood, I have plenty of old nonfaggot hollywood to watch.

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CHECK YER KEYS YA DRANGUSES

>>127161449
can someone edit this to say "CHECK YOUR KEY SIR!"

>person shot

>>127158535
34 robert = Aggravated battery

>>127161969
>can someone
yes. stand by.

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>>127162119
>person
but blacks aren't people!

>>127162180
thanks Robert

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>>127161969

>male outside the window masturbating
>he's done this before

>MALE BLACK IS OUTSIDE HER WINDOW MASTURBATING
>SAME NIGGA WHO DUN THIS BEFO
SHEEEIIIIIIIIIT!!

>Male masturbating outside her window
>believes this is the same man as before
>same as before
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>male black
>masterbating in public
kek

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>repeat fapper

>stole the car after taking a large quantity of aspirin, allergy meds, and muscle relaxants

does that nigger thing everything he took will kill him, or make him feel better?

>>127162698
probably both

>>127162777
praise Kek

>>127162777
well.....I guess your right....man who the fuck can figure out what goes on in a Male Blacks head?

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>>127162698
> nig
> think

>>127161911
Aww frig off Lahey

>needs to be escorted out of apt. b4 doing something he regrets

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>>127161969
>>127162180
>>127162217
>>127162363
My version

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>>127163193
excellent

>>127163193
I can see crabby doing that. Put an old womans face on it.

>>127163193
>A Chicongo city flag patch instead of a US flag
subtle, I almost missed it

>>127163193
tasteful

>>127163401
NICE. I freehanded that fucker. I was quite pleased it didn't look absolutely shit.

>>127163482
it went into my foulder

So about now, Male Black has already busted his nut and fled the scene. I don't think they're gonna catch him.

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>>127163626
>fled the scene. I don't think they're gonna catch him.
over confidence has done in more than one Dindu

>>127163740
True but this is a serial masturbator. He's no stranger to running with his pants down

>wants to get checked out by EMS
>he doesn't know what he took

>>127158605
>Being this new

>>127164047
Oy vey goy, don't look at muh ID.

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>>127163740
>>127163862
Fucking hell. I love sharing these threads with you all.

>>127164090
>Oy vey goy, don't look at muh ID.
>confusion
>whut?
>looks around...OHHHH!
>JOOOOOOO

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>>127164127
same. its quite comfortable and entertaining in here

>>127164307
>he went dat way ossifer!

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>>127164127
Same. Can someone dump writer anon's stuff? I'll contribute a couple.

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>>127164442
>>127164498
One of my favorites

>Robert-need a female transported
>Dispatch- We'll put you on the list
>we'll put you on the list

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>>127163193
hell-washed OC version.

>bernard chapman attacked caller with a stick

>attacked him with a stick
>A STICK!

>Bernard Chapman
>Attacked him with a stick
A STICK

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>>127164817
>>127164833
>>127164853
this came up when I searched for sharp stick

>>127165041
RIP in peace you funny man.

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930 s leavitt had a person with a gun, officers told to proceed with caution, wonder if they'll find him

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>>127165200
12%. Too many don't. The odds are in his favor.

>son has been drinking
>put a knife to his stomach and is threatening to harm himself

Seppuku incoming?

>>127165799
>seppuku
kek

>Male black has a revolver and is on foot.
Robert may have a chance yet! RELEASE THE HOUNDS!

>>127165799
>>127165975
it's called "sudoku" you weebs

>>127165799
>Cops show up
>Son doesn't put knife down
>Gets shot and killed

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>>127166118
don't tease me Robert

>>127166118
>family broadcasts the whole shit affair on FB live
>BLM stages a protest
>"protest" lasts 20 mins before every chicken & fish joint, 7/11, and weave store is looted and burned to the ground

>on the ground unconscious and bleeding

>>127164586
My favourite is still
>they told me I could make a difference. now i just want to make it home alive

>>127166211
It happens to white people all the time, Male Black won't get treated better.

>ordered to end chase
no wonder they all flee, literally every car chase I have heard here on CPD has ended with some supervisor ordering it to terminate.

>>127166280
just got robbed by 2X males

Robert just got waved off a pursuit. Fucking Chicago laws, man.

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>deja

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>>127166587
you need keys pepe.

>>127166710
>vu
https://youtu.be/dv13gl0a-FA

>>127166602
It's such bullshit! It is like Rahm and company have given them a quarter-mile get out of jail free card.

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This was really fun. This was the first time I sat in on this thread and I hope to do it again. thanks for making this and I am glad I stayed. I found this fascinating and I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow so I could stay up later and keep listening.

>>127166784
thank you I'm on it Robert

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>>127166963
every night anon, come and stay awhile

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>>127166963
Cheers, m8. Have comfy sleeps. We'll see you when you next choose to join us.

>>127166903
Ahhahaha my nigga

>ambalambs

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>>127166963
Here, enjoy the best post to come out of these threads.

>timekeepers of a very small Armageddon clock

>>127167051
fuck, now I want to listen to that song

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>>127166963
you'll be back. that's what happens

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>>127167117
He was pretty poetic.

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>>127166784

>>127167143
It was very much Initial D/Super Eurobeat inspired, but with Adam drifting around Chicago at sundown, keys unchecked as all fuck, 70's rock blasting from his stereo.

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>>127167361
PERFECT.

>>127167051
cheers Robert :)

So who here max comfy?

>Wine
>Ambient music
>Low lighting
>Weed
>Cat in lap

Let the male black be interesting tonight.

>>127167427
thanks :)

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>>127167507
>based cat

>>127167661
a very pissed off robot

>>127167507
I had fat club sandwiches on warm bread, a pile of fresh fruit and root beer for dinner. I'm kicked back in my leather recliner with my feet up on a crate with a pillow on it for an ottoman. 90/100 comfiness.

>>127167706
Must be reading Asimov.

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>>127167507
little bit of weed, a fat chew, headphones on, enjoying the sounds and the images, comfy and 30 miles away from this madness. pic not related

Better late than never Roberts. Did I miss all the coonery?

>>127168633
A fair bit, lad. It's all pretty calm now. We have some new memes upthread if you want to take a gander.

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just had a new meme idea for break ins tell me what you think

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shleepy
goodnight

>>127168670
10-4 Robert

>>127168718
Meth bust!
>>127168719
Decent

>>127168719
thats a fine image

>>127168719
nn robert!

>>127168718
lol the limey

>>127168846
>>127168979
I think I'll make more :)

>POSSIBLY A TRUCK THAT BACK FIRED

holy fuck trucks haven't done that since the early 80's

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was newfagging on youtube how to do a webm and i realized that the song for this video goes really well with dispatch haha. lame ass song but with the scanner it somehow works imo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjzMKzjNnKk

>>127169376
You missed the serial masturbator (He's done this before)

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shots fired
two males running
black sweater jeans
male hispanic red tank top

ROBERT IS IN PURSUIT

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>2 males shooting

>>127169606
Sheiit

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5143 NORTH RIVER ROAD?
SHOTS FIRED
two shots

I do believe it is time for me to turn in. You gentlemen have a comfy evening.

>>127169937
pussy

>>127169937
adios roberto

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>wagon available for transport?
meatwagon i suppose

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six shots fired
thats 6

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last one for the night gotta be at work in a few hours, goodnight my fellow Roberts

>>127170371
thats a great pic
Im fuckin cryin here

>>127170658
night dude

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>>127170658
sheeiiit i gotta get up early but it's addictive i tell you

>>127170699
lol yea i always chuckle at that one. here's the less grainy version

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shooter
male black
in black truck
2 units inbound
now three
hot pursuit

this stuff is adictive
they need live streaming body cams and seel it on netflix or whatever
the public would get to see what a bunch of fucking degenrates robert has to deal with
and taxpayers could get some cashback

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>>127171361
this should be mandatory listening for libcucks and robert haters.

>>127171361
OY VEY! DELET THIS ROBERT!

male black
weapon drawn
in a wheelchair
WTF

>don't have the patience

SASSY!

Male black, weapon drawn, in a wheel chair... Did I hear that right?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5nxmqsmZds

they are taking the naked 13 year old girl home
found running down highway
female black

2413 Robert better get his shit together

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Riot and Scream

Jew Media tells you that every Cop is evil

Cops decide to say fucked it and let them have their way

Monkeys ruin a city

This is what every democrat wants for America

>>127167051
Thats one of my favorite cpd pics

you should do a alt version where the first line is nearer top left, the middle line is centered in the dark space, and "another runner in the night" is in the bottom right of the dark space (right where it is now)

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>guy with gun in a red truck

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4 shots
male black
SHOTS FIRED

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6128 BELMONT
SHOTS FIRED
2 shots

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Kenton
421...???
they are lighting it up
more shots fired

abused girlfriend

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Does shotspotter really help, Roberts? or does it just slow the bleeding down, creating the illusion of less crime?

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2017/04/12/cpd-on-shotspotter-sensors-we-want-to-replicate-that-success/

>>127173633
tl;dr - shorter response time to gunshots, more arrests, serves as deterrent

>>127173722
Big brother tier shit? I don't have anyone looking over me. Guns not far away but probably been a year since one shot a partridge. Can niggers be supervised?

>REMOVING HUB CAPS

Male Black is trying to remove her hub caps

>>127174039
it's not a camera
it just hears loud (gunshot) noises

>>127174306
Sonic triangulation.

Anybody in here actually into radio?

It's a fun hobby.