Brit/pol/ - ASMR Degenerates thread

poopoo

Benders and animenonces fuck off.

>>127140401
what ever happened to the 14 missing kids in Manchester?
Have they been found or what

>>127140401
>>Threat level raised to critical; with no parliamentary oversight

Would be hard for parliamentary oversigt when it's not sitting. Can't he recalled either due to the election. There are no MPs.

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g-goodnight senpais...
sleep well...

>our security services have been aware of every attacker that's been successful here
>somehow they weren't taken in

Literally what does it take to be a terror-preaching muslim and actually get arrested in this country? It took Anjem about 10 years to finally get banged up despite the oodles of evidence that he was aiding and abetting murderous cells.

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Tanks on Labour's lawn.

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Prime Minister Jeremy Corbyn

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Because some cunt asked last thread for a pic

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>>127140401
We need to start importing some of these Belgian qt's lads.

>>127140654
Wasn't he a lawyer though and always made sure that he didn't quite break a law? I think we need some more discretion in the law so we can lock up people like that

>>127140701
Gladii are dumb swords. Almost katana meme tier.

>>127140401
is listening to incest ASMR degenerate?

>>127140888
Yes, listening to ASMR is degenerate.

>>127140888
What the fuck is ASMR treble Hitler?

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cum in mummy

>>127140636

have comfy restiful sleeps desu

>>127140888
i-incest ASMR..?

>>127140981
wrong

>>127141372
No.

>>127140876
Clearly I shall defer to your patrician taste in my best drunken purchase.

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>>127141192
y-you too Crumpetsenpai...

>>127141372
He's right
ASMR is the gayest fucking thing on earth
I would rather take a dick than voluntarily watch that shit

You autists need to sort your lives out

>>127141540
I mean, it could be worse but drunk (you) has bad taste is all I'm saying.

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Get back to politic or fuck off to /b/

andy burnham on bbcqt 'terrorists arent representative of muslims just as white ppl arent representative of tommy mair'

white ppl, 60m, killed 1 person, in 10 years
muslim men 1.25m, killed ~80ppl (7/7, Mcr) in 10 years

x3840 more likely

if tommy was representative of white ppl, every MP would be dead 5 times over.

>>127141599

It's mainly about relaxation and the "tingles" you get are genuinely satisfying. I don't see why you have such a problem with it

>>127141599
I don't know I would go that far but it is fucking stupid.

>>127140401

I just came all over my knees.

>>127141683

>that based man that actually went to Didbury Mosque

>>127140654
The problem is if you take in every potential attacker who has commited no crime, what do you charge them with?

You need to not let them in the country to begin with

>>127141665
Out of curiosity what would have met your subjective criteria Lindy?

>>127141696

>It's mainly about relaxation

>I can only relax when a camwhore tells me what a good boy I am, and how good I am for working hard all day while she takes care of our imaginary baby

holy fuck.

>>127141696
>>127141794
>It's mainly about relaxation and "tingles" you get are genuinely satisfying. I don't see why you have such a problem with it
You can get that in real life by speaking to people, you fucking faggot

SORT IT OUT M8

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>>127140598
Not quite.

>>127141930
Who's Lindy?

With regards to swords, a proper English longsword is always stellar, though I'm actually a bit partial to slightly curved blades like falchions or daos.

>>127141931
Right I'm afraid of catching autism but can someone please tell me what ASMR is so I don't have to click on the links?

>>127140996
a response in the brain to certain noises.

lewd whispers arn't the same without the girl though.

>>127142031
severe lack of sauce on that kebab

>>127141819
?

>>127142078
Whore whispering on cam to lonely retards so they can feel like someone in the world shows a modicum of affection for them.

>>127142031
The slow leak of victims is just what the BBC likes.

>>127141931

>>>I can only relax when a camwhore tells me what a good boy I am, and how good I am for working hard all day while she takes care of our imaginary baby

Yep that's exactly what I said


>>127141996

No, you can't. You have no idea what you're talking about

https://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/montana-house-special-election

Missoula was a mistake

>>127141866

COLLUSION!

Imagine how pathetic you life would be if you watch videos online of girls whispering shit just so you can get 'tingles'

>>127142051
Lindybeige
If you've genuinely have never heard of him don't Google him. He's to discussions of weaponry as being racist in greggs is to britpol.

I've always just really liked Romans and as cavalry sabres which I've an affinity for through fencing are basically banned, it seemed a good idea.

tfw no innocent whispers gf

Don't give the yank his (you)s.

>>127142187
That's incredibly sad. Then again people buy body pillows.

>>127142329
Mmm, I don't mind a sabre I have to say.

>>127142031
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3625381/manchester-attack-brings-anguish-as-all-those-missing-now-confirmed-as-victims-of-bombing-at-ariana-grande-concert/

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>>127142326
My life is pretty pathetic desu but I've never understood ASMR shit. It seems retarded.

>>127142205
Yes, you can. I had the feeling you get from ASMR before such a thing even existed. It's a tingling sensation in the forehead, apart from I got it by speaking to people in real life or in certain situations with my girl etc

Fuck off autist and get a life

>>127142131

Man in the QT audience that actually bothered to check out the mosque and found hate-preaching. Literally done more than any policeman in the last 5 years

O.K. obliviously brit pol is under an attack. Best go off and have a tea and biscuit. Let the mods do their job and start a fee bans.

>>127140401
OP can you link that Frivolous Fox video?

>>127141696
Surely the same feeling can be replicated by walking into a door?

>>127142205
Yes you can you fucking idiot, maybe if you left the house and formed a connection with someone you'd feel something other than "tingles" you lonely runt.

>>127140401
Labour will win

>>127142457
It is pretty disgusting, but yeah, for some people it's literally all they have I suppose. The illusion of affection or pleasure.

Frankly I don't know why they don't go the extra step and buy a literal whore to cuddle with for a bit.

>>127142520

whores taking the money of sadfucks who want to be called a good boy and pretend to have their hair brushed because it makes them all tingly.

Literally one of the saddest things on earth.

>>127140678
>not chairman secretary Corbyn

>>127142630
tea n biscuits were very nice, it was the 'down with the decadent west " i wasn't a fan of.

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>>127142540

>Fuck off autist and get a life

I'm the autist yet you're genuinely triggered because I watch ASMR videos

>>127142329
>Lindybeige mentioned
Obligatory
S P A N D A U
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post

I've half an idea for a novel I've been considering for a bit. Would anyone mind if I shared?

>>127142752
That would require actually being with real person I suppose.

>>127142906
What's it about lad.

>the hate people have for asmr
Its no different to people booking in at health spas and get massages.
Are massages haram too /shit/pol?

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>>127141931
This makes a lot of sense in a strange psychoanalysis sort of way that you can never be sure of, unless you mean literally role playing a mother. What if you're a girl that listens to it?

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>>127140401
Was it MI5 that videoed him putting the bins out after all lads?

>>127142793

So British

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>>127140401

>Incompetent security services warned about attacker, did fuck all

>Here do this job, but if someone can imply in anyway that you're being discriminatory to a minority, especially muslims, you'll lose your job
>be surprised when the security service doesn't do it's job.

>>127142906
Poste link to pastebin far easier to parse lots of text off of 4chan

>>127142540
>>127142706

Yes, you can experience unintentional ASMR in real life. It's a pleasant sensation. If you watch ASMR videos you can literally experience that sensation on demand.

For me, it's not about being lonely (although lonely people do find solace in ASMR videos), it's about the relaxing sensations and the fact that it helps me to fall asleep

>>127142205
Actually you can. I have a coworker that talks in a way that gives me tingles every day

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>>127142513
If you know the answer to your own question why would you even ask the question? And then I realized my stupidity…… a Leaf. Don't be Dick Head lad.

>>127143337
See
>>127143306

>>127142718
My prediction is on track so far. Conservative lead cut to single digits before the end of the month, election too close to call in final 3 days.

Paxman and Question Time appearances will be decisive, May to look weak and wobbly in both of them.

Man people just don't get asmr. Some of the best videos don't even feature a person. There used to be a asmr video maker that did vids in a really remote place like iceland, it was just the sound of wind and water from the hot spas.

>>127143397
Is that a pig with a penis growing out of its face?

>>127143137

>psychoanalysis

Literally occultism, m8.

>What if you're a girl that listens to it?

The girls I know that listen to it listen mainly to the hairbrush noises and sound effects.

>>127143236
Na its more of the fact that the security services have far too many people to follow. They have to prioritise who they think will blow themselves up the soonest

>>127142894
Oh god please no. Don't remind me.

>>127143010
This is 4chan so it's easier to do in "it's like" form.
An alien invasion which begins with slow infiltration of population. Replacement and hybridization are common. The media and politicians all tell us this is the new normal. Then as the big fleet arrives they start terraforming the world and eating our biomass.

In meme terms: the road, except it's a tyranid invasion mixed with every pol conspiracy I can lump in, told in a World War Z style multi viewpoint thing, except of our defeat rather than glorious victory.

>>127143535
That's fine, I have no issue with those kinds of vids. I've listened to stuff like jungle noises and what have you.

It's the junk with women pretending to be your wife or whatever that I'm against.

>>127141679

Oh, hey, it's the guy that was on "the big questions" laughing at dead homos

>>127143538
Yes.

>>127143574
Well, it's not my usual fare but I'd probably read it.

what are the odds that most terrorists are incest babies?

>>127143538
That's no way to talk abour ur mum, lad.

>>127143777
Who doesn't laugh at that though?

>>127143734
Yeah but its no reason to condem the entire genre. I see cynical whores pop up on youtube all the time making trashy dick sucking asmr vids. So e of these people seem to genuinely hate asmr for some reason. Like extreme jealousy? Maybe caught their husband watching taylor darling.

>>127142078
What this >>127142187 guy said is a large sub category of ASMR. But the main point is that certain sounds give people tingles or chills and it's really relaxing. All of the good ones will focus on that.

But yeah you do get like "Personal Attention GF Roleplay with Kisses" or some pathetic shit like that in the suggested videos with like half a million views. It makes me sad to think how many guys are trying to fill the void virtually instead of seeking intimacy out in the real world.

>>127143985

>people that show that my precious whisper-waifus as anything but pure are just JEALOUS

you again. go away.

>>127143257
Good thinking m8 but I'm just kicking ideas around just now. I am having a quiet week this week with work (also why I'm conscious) so plotting this out is helping.
See >>127143574 for what I'm on about

>>127143777
>flat used by terrorist raided round the corner from gay village
>bomb exploded less than a mile from large Jewish community
>'bomb factory' found in Moss Side (black community)

muslim community feels scared??????

>>127144189
>asmr
>absolutely haram
Abdul you never had a chance anyway just hand yourself in.

>>127140888
based incest asmr
https://youtu.be/k9qLZ1_P5xY

>>127143871
That's encouraging anon, ta. I'd normally discuss this elsewhere but it's nice sharing with britpol.

>>127144300

>gays hate them
>jews hate them
>blacks hate them
>sikhs hate them
>Hindis hate them

Why are white people ACTUALLY becoming the problem?

>>127144397
Probably be decent redpilling material to be honest, could come in handy.

Though by the time you've finished we'll either be on the road to salvation or knee deep in shit.

>>127144077
you missed one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfrOZj6EBRI&feature=youtu.be
4min mark

>>127144343
Shes genuinely weirds me out. Actually the biggest thing that hurts asmr is the abundance of weirdos that make it.

>Start a new job in 5 and a half hours
>Haven't been able to sleep because of fucking heat and wanting to watch question time
What do?

>>127144077
Found (((their))) muslim.

>>127144330

>if you don't want a literal whore to whisper that you're a good boy in exchange for money, you're a muslim

Australians used to be funny

>>127144613
Just quit

>>127144519
Part of the reason for thinking about it. I see (in my delusions of grandeur) a gap for someone to write about this stuff in the UK. We haven't had a good political novelist since Orwell.

>>127144613
Live the neet life

>>127144613
It's okay. On your first day people will expect you to be a bit shit.

>>127144613
Set every alarm you have.
Then out the phone down. Now.

>>127144531
What's wrong with her? It's extremely relaxing.

>>127144660
>makes ridiculous strawman
>this thing i hate i dont want
>not the behaviour of a muslim
Riiiight. You sound just like them, normal people don't give a shit

>>127144775
Worth a shot, normies won't realise the true message on their own so no chance of getting accused of being a racist.

>>127144618
starts shaking his head in disagreement when another muslim mentions integration

https://youtu.be/LfrOZj6EBRI?t=276

>>127144613
tell everyone you didnt get any sleep because you're so excited to start your new job

>>127144975
My thoughts exactly. It's also controversial enough to sell.

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>>127143876
Slim. Most of the terrorism is done by us, the US and France, although Norfolk and Somerset may skew the figures slightly.

>>127144925

>normal people don't give a shit
>appealing to the silence of the majority
>Why can't you be more like them? Stop making a fuss about my pure whisper-waifu

White Knights gonna Knight Whitely. I'm sorry that you have to give your money to a literal whore because you have no other recourse. But it's not my fault, and it's still degenerate.

Just noticed, not one tripfag has posted in here or the last couple threads, where have the bastards all gone? What freed us from them?

>>127144812
I've lived the NEET life before, never again

>>127145320
>he thinks im white knighting.
Like i said i dont give a shit if actual whores are whoring and calling it asmr. Thats not what asmr is about. What you are saying is you dont like the thought of people enjoying something you dont like for unfounded reasons and its haram.
You are a fundie.

>>127145481
Asmr

>>127145191
salem's other brother detected

>>127145501
Its not that bad on ESA. Single and no kids. I get £250 every fortnight + my rent and council tax paid. I've saved over £5000 from my ESA because I get more than I actually need

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>>127144077
Kikery at its finest.

Who is the Greg Gianforte of British politics?
>literally bodyslams a reporter the day before the election
>still wins

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495683154359.webm

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The best Newspaper in Britain.

Only redditors and plebeians will disagree.

>>127145481
Don't mention the tripfags lest you summon them
>>127145742
Unless there's something actually wrong with you stop being a burden on the system

>>127145791
Shame no footage.

>>127145570

>"You are a fundie"
>as an insult
>on /pol/

You haven't made a post in this thread about politics. Just crying about your pretend waifu whores. Get the fuck out, and take your degenerate camwhore defending with you.

Look at me poster code
>A+++
I'm a quality poster.

>>127145867
>Unless there's something actually wrong with you stop being a burden on the system
If there was nothing wrong with me I wouldn't have been put in the support group (most money)

>>127145481
most everyone is asleep, its quater past 4 am mate.

>>127144613
go fry mode and drink 100 coffees.

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>>127145850
That's not the daily mail.

>>127145895
I know, that would have been great.

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>>127145687
I know. Have you seen the other shit?

>>127146009
So it is. Guess I should think about heading off myself. Night chaps, and remember: queers and foreigners aren't welcome here so kindly fuck off.

>>127146095
Pleb, they publish unironic fake news on a regular basis.

The Times is the thinking man's paper.

>>127145791
Hopefully this event wakes up the right wing to the fact that violence is a useful and thoroughly effective political tool.

The fascists didn't take Italy by being nice and hoping people would eventually vote for them once things got bad enough

how are the conservatives fucking up so hard lads?

So when is the Queen going to go all full power monarch mode and solve this problem?

>>127146201

By following the plan that was set down from the very start.

>>127145917
>listening to the sound of tapping and someone whispering poetry is degenerate
Wow thank you for saving me from the kaffir at last I truly see

>>127146197
I'd rather they lie to educate than educate to lie.

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>>127145687
And More.

>>127146313
was losing the election part of that plan?

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>>127145687
And this too.

>>127146330
wtf, i love misinformation now

>>127146534
Pretty cool clock achmed. Want to come to the whitehouse, Apple, Facebook, Google...

>>127146517

Yes. Though it would be extremely painful

>>127146677
>Yes. Though it would be extremely painful
Why would they even want to lose the election though? Makes no sense

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>>127145687
This too

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>>127145687
And finally.

>>127146598
Really though, your typical "fact paper" says something like "without immigration the NHS wouldn't function", which is technically true, but only because they haven't made any attempt to educate our own, and the working class immjgrants cost the NHS a huge amount.

The daily mail would say something like "Muslims rape children in x", based on police reports, now whether or not that specific incident happened doesn't matter, because overall Muslims are raping our kids. I'd rather they bend the truth to reveal the bigger picture than structure facts in a way that supports their narrative.

>>127146677
you're a big list of future internet restrictions and regulations

>>127146785

Because to win in a landslide is the worst option for them. Without a strong opposition, we become a one-party state in effect, and people start to question the political system, pushing for proportional representation. If they do get a landslide, and labour splits into two or three smaller parties, they would never win again, and the conservatives won't have anyone to pass the country on to when they fuck it up, like Labour passed it to them when they fucked it up.

>>127146785

>Why would they even want to lose the election though? Makes no sense

CRASHING THIS COUNTRY

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>>127145481
Hello

>>127147071

For YOU (unless you're a muslim)

>>127146785
Labour can reverse BREXIT for them and they can pretend it's all Labours fault

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>>127146232

>>127147184

A Labour government means we join the single market. It'll be like Brexit never happened

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>tfw big spiders are back

we have to look at the causes of terrorism

> foreign X invading Y land
> foreign X killing innocent Y
> foreign X trying to change Y's laws/way of life

muslim justification for their own removal?

>>127147323
And accept all Brussels rulings, past and future.

>>127147323
And that's what the Tories want

>>127147085
Correct.
A de facto one-party state means they have to start owning their own failures. The genius of a 2-party state is that you can always blame the other guy and/or pass the buck when the shit hits the fan.

>>127146003
Not true lad. I met a lad from Lecester who is married and living in Thailand. He is getting payments for tinnitus from the social. Absolutely nothing wrong with him, but pretended he has dizzy spells.

>>127147669
Hey, who turned out the lights?

>ukip wants to abolish the TV license fee
i'm officially Nuts For Nuttall™

>>127147654

And lets not forget that with the one-party state, people call for proportional representation, which breaks up the union just as soon as it's implemented with SNP rule and labour/Plaid coalitions.

This whole shitshow has been obvious since the narrative of the tory landslide was being pushed a month ago. Labour are the underdog, which shakes them into action, and May is given wiggle-room to "throw the match", as it were, by pushing policies that alienate the core base without being too obvious.

>>127146645
Probably tore apart a working clock and turned it in

what happens if it turns out theresa fucked up at some point and nobody can be arsed voting for her? or ukip split the vote?

corbyn gets in, cancels brexit, another terror attack, disbands the army, opens the borders

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Labour surge, yes!

>>127148303
We move abroad and Hitchens was right all along

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>>127148216
We have our own bomb to worry about, anon. It's a called a ticking time-bomb. Tick Tock old chap.

>>127148392
who's up for sharing a house in the US while we wait for the whole socialism thing to blow over?

>>127140401
>mods deleted my webm
>didnt warn or ban me
The neet union are too powerful.

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>>127148303
>what happens if it turns out theresa fucked up at some point
Like calling martial law without the consent of Parliament?

>>127148695
>tfw we will be illegals in America

>>127148303

She's fucked up on purpose many times over the last weeks. Troops response to a Daesh attack is just the latest in a long string.

>>127148695
Been there, already got the xxxxxl t-shirt. What about somewhere else that hasn't got Americans living in it?

>>127149311
Not sure how that is a fuck up though. Doesn't that make her look "strong and stable" to call in the army?

>>127149291
>apply for refugee status to america once the starvings and the gulags begin
>trump is cutting down refugees so we get denied and instead have to go to germany

cucked again

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>>127149072
All going to plan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbWOVfY-rxU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbWOVfY-rxU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbWOVfY-rxU

>>127149426
Maybe South America then

>>127149388
Switzerland. Probably your only bet for not being overrun with shitskins.

>>127149404

Not to most. Most see troops on the streets and blame the government. Especially if they can't blame the pet muzzies without going to prison.

>>127149388
that really is the main problem with america desu

>>127149646
Maybe you're right. I was expecting the opposite response though, but that YouGov poll conducted after the terror attack seems to still see Labour increase their vote share

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Start buying guns.

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Going to bed lads. Only two people here, and a third if you include a tripfag. Too quiet for me. Toodlepip, faggots. I bet you fuckers can't even remember the last time we had a white British National team called England.

>>127149793

It's all in the psychology of the thing. The idea of a "tory landslide" puts in the public the idea that the tories are strong, and labour are weak. Which means that any weakness from the tories is doubled and any strength from labour is doubled also.

Expect a narrow labour win, "against all odds" being the major headline in most papers and Corbyn's first meeting with Juncker hailed as a success of "common sense values" as he inserts the UK into a comfortable position right back where it was.

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>>127149946
>Mans banging a strap init

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>May campaigned for Remain
>suddenly everything was "Brexit means Brexit" when she became PM
>she called an early election with people thinking she wanted to get a mandate with the British public for her Brexit plans
>purposely throws the election to a party that's 90+% pro-Remain and will take the worst deal possible so people can't blame her for Brexit not happening

>>127150937

This guy gets it, and he's an American. What's your excuse?

>>127151100
But if she was really trying to lose, why would she be constantly attacking Jeremy as being weak? Surely if she actually wanted to lose, she'd just be making herself look bad without trying to highlight the flaws of her opponent

>>127151259
and also if she wanted to lose, surely she'd debate Corbyn instead of refusing all debates. I'm pretty sure Jeremy would wipe the floor with her in a debate between the two of them

>>127151259

She can't be seen to be doing NOTHING, and constantly attacking the opposition is the least form of opposition she can give. Remember, she's got to subtly throw the match, which is why she pushed policies to attack her core base, then rescinded them. A double whammy

>>127151795
Maybe you're right, but I think it's more likely she just saw her huge poll lead and figured she could get some unpopular policies passed while still winning the election

>>127152047

I would agree, but it's strange to see it in the mainfesto. Unpopular policies can be passed AFTER winning a huge majority with no problem at all, and with very little public interference.

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WAKEY WAKEY LADS

>>127151259
Have to keep up appearances, m8

Morning lads.

How was QT. I decided I'd give it a miss, when i saw all the Muslim Apologetics on the panel

>>127152637
Awful.
1 whole hour of "muzzies dindu nuffin"

just had a bowl of spaghetti hoops for breakfast

>>127152582
Not even slept yet. Far too hot and sticky to actually get any sleep. Cant wait until winter

>>127152637
>>127152708
There was also one angry Muslim who showed up on every BBC show to spout his "durr Muslims are the real victims" horseshit

>>127152851
You're fucking racist, dude.

>>127152637
>>127152708
There were a few good bits, like the guy that actually went to the bombers mosque and brought along a pamphlet they gave him calling the west degenerate

>being raised catholic
it is terrible

>>127152942

And the muzzie girl at the end was pretty based

>>127152942
That's good to here, (((The BBC))) are gonna face backlash if the keep up the apologetics, I don't think they realize how the public thinks about this

>>127152942
the west IS fucking degenerate though
my criticism of murderous brown hordes invading our country isn't that our modern British culture is wonderful, because it isn't

>>127153148
Judging by the overwhelming LBC callers being extremely butthurt over the past few days, I don't believe the audience is remotely representative.

>>127153316

I watched it expected to be angered. I was really just bored. Based muzzie girl and actual mosque research man were the only good things, with the rest being a slurry of "i'm just so sad" and nonsense burbling from the panel

Hey anons

The early bird caches the worm and by worm I mean willy

WILLY
I
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L
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>>127153785
WAKEY
WAKEY
WILLY
WONKA

>>127154037

Good morning anon, I hope you have a nice day today

Gareth Keenan.

>>127151607
Corbyn would only win because he has status quo morality on his side. Being """the left""" candidate he can always resort to free stuff /minorities/climate change type nonsense.
The left is a nightmare to play against because of the moral grandstanding and doublethink

>>127142078
heres an actually good asmr, if you want good asmr its mandatory to put no talking in your search

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R9M_ALKBck

>>127148013
>breaks up the union
Missing the fact that Corbyn doesn't care about the union, he's a localist, clearly.

>>127154782
I have never understood this.
I have good headphones, and have never understood the appeal. Maybe it just triggers my autism but why??

Lads, anyone know a good place to stream Milena Velba videos? Looking for the pizza one but can't find it in 720p+.

>>127155232
Yeah up your arse!

>>127154782
> ASMR without talking
May as well watch porn without titties

>>127155095
Aye, this thing gives me shivers

>>127155890
Very rude. Sad. Many such cases!

>>127155232
good taste, lad

>>127156018
Thanks, do you know where to find this video? I can find 480p versions but fuck that it's 2017.

>>127156289
you don't need HD porn, weirdo, 480p is perfectly fine

>>127156529
Praise Jesus, I have been saved.

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>>127156590
don't thank Jesus for what you're about to do

>>127156762
Am I though? With no streams it doesn't look like it.

>>127156762
How anyone can consume HP sauce is a miracle considering it's not even made here anymore.

Lads I see that there's some people saying the polls suggest a narrowing between labour and conservatives, I'm guessing there's still no chance madman Corbyn will win, right?

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return to politics when?

Why's there so many Niggers about in the morning lads?

>>127158684
Believe it or not niggers in this country have jobs and work hard

>>127158837
wrong

Not to blame the victims or anything, but I've just discovered what kind of act Ariana Grande is. Did you know that her song side to side is about having so much sex you can't walk straight?

There was an 8 year old who died at that concert. Who takes an 8 year old to something like that?

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big baps brewer

>>127159199
Why's she at LBC? She works at TALKradio

>>127158837
I think half of em work nightshifts cleaning floors or something

>>127159345

I see them in my gym in the morning, before I start work. They're finishing.

>>127159439
Slavery was the correct station in life for them

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Never given a shit about Milania desu, but she is channelling some sort of Hepburn/Riviera here. Made me want her.

Hope she finishes Trump

>>127158191
It's a concern lad. Corbyn is still mostly just a blairite though, a cheap knock off wearing the emperor's new clothes.

>>127158191

I will 100% guarantee you that Corbyn wins the election. Screencap it, and add the post below mine.

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>>127146677
U U
U U

>>127158191
My opinion, based on the last few polls that have happened, is left wing peers are more vocal online than the right. So the polls are never particularly accurate. Id say Corbyn has a zero chance of becoming PM, but Id say there is a certain chance they may claw back some seats

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lads

>>127160276

'ello sexy

>>127160236
Disgusting

>>127160276
Morning babe

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>facebook filled with mongs crying about a 'Torched Mosque'
>article says 'door burnt down'
>facebook mongs saying its an act of terror, equivalent of Monday night
they literally just need to replace a door. Ive had worse vandalism

>>127160812
I honestly wouldn't care if every Muslim was murdered overnight

>>127160987
post office service would suffer to be fair.

>>127161088

And who would make my sandwiches in Pret?

>>127161181
maybe theres a way we can chain them up?

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>>127161181

>>127161467

BREXIT WAS A MISTAKE

>The only comfortable hours now are between 3am and 7am

Why is summer the absolute shits?

>>127161088
>His PO isn't all white people

You should move.

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>>127161088
>>127161901
Wait do anglos unrionically get their mail delivered by pakis?

Maybe Scotland isn't so bad after all.

>>127162013
Only letters, pakistanis aren't allowed to deliver packages

>>127162013
Don't even have to be in Scotland. I live in bumfuck county in the NW of England. Every Royal Mail person I've encountered over the past 25 years of my life has been white British.

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Corbyn is going to end up winning, isn't he?

>>127163446
Yes, thank goodness

>>127163678
Shut the fuck up you fucking queer

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 43% (-1)
LAB: 38% (+3)
LDEM: 10% (+1)
UKIP: 4% (+1)

(via @YouGov / 24 - 25 May)

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>>127163821
>LAB
>LABIA

literal cunts

>>127163821
KEK mummy may BTFO

RED ZURGE
Let's get those free degrees

President corbyn will get rid of the snoopers charter
And make anime legal again

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>Prime Minister Jeremy Corbyn
Feels good to finally be able to say this, comrades :^)

>>127164612
I TRIED SO HARD

>>127164612
>>127164612
The absolute STATE of our smaller parties

Fucking BASED labour are destroying everyone
Actually can't wait for labour to winso I can chill out and collect bennies

How would you react if Corbyn won a majority government?

>>127164867
not sure if nigger, paki, chav, commie scum, or accelerationist...

>>127164893
The good of the individual (me) before the good of the state mayte
I'd be living

The only thing I'd be sad about is my annoying lefty housemate gloating

>>127164893
>would
>if

It's gonna happen lad, and I'm going to react with disgust. Think I might move to France, I'd love the baguette lifestyle.

>>127158191

He probably going to win ay this rate lad
He's telling everyone in a speech today that the war on terrorism isn't working and we need a new foreign policy that doesn't involve interventions in Muslim countries. He's right

Also there will be a significant knee jerk U-turn back to UKip from those who were going to vote conservative.

May is basically finished at this point

watching TW, slept through it last night.
37:47 you can hear Alan Johnson about to say
'fuuuuuuuu...'.

hilarious

>>127165035
not him, but i'm an accelerationist who understands lag on an institutional scale. If corbyn wins I am immediately joining the army and should hit the pacification wave / transition to Island Defence Force and get grandfathered in the massive pension settlements. Plus when the SHTF i'll be moderately prepared.

>>127165035
Doesn't matter either way lad
The conservatives are shit

I'm firmly black pilled

>>127165166
>we need a new foreign policy that doesn't involve interventions in Muslim countries.

Trump was elected saying bascially the same.
He changed soon enough.
JC will not be allowed to implement such a policy.

>>127164893
I legitimately do not know. The only positive I can see is my own personaly financial situation due to being a full time carer would more than likely get better.
I'm of the mind though that either Labour or the Cons are okay, so long as LibDems get nowhere near power. I'd rather go with Brit/pol/'s meme of Sharia May before Farron.

>>127165455
He's wise on the JQ tho

>>127164796
Musical graphposting is back and I've missed it sorely

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hmmmm really makes you think

>>127164612
looking at this, seems the SNP is going to lose a lot...

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>>127160812
oh noooooo a saudi-funded salafist mosque got its door charred

REMINDER

If Corbyn comes out today and gives an explicitly (civic) nationalist speech - essentially Hard Brexit, no more foreign war, secure borders, investment in our own people - he will win a majority at the election. don't underestimate the chance of this happening.

>All these Redditors trying to talk up Corbychev and all these Chicken Littles falling for it

The Tories will have a 120 seat majority and Labour is still going to get a slap but not hard enough to allow the Fabians to kick Jez out. Keeping the Islington rat as Labour leader is in our best interests.

>>127166018
How did everything collapse so quickly for the Conservatives?
Weren't they like 20 points ahead when Mummy May announced the election?

>>127166018
that's fucking racist

>>127166018
Better than global may

I think I'm legitimately convincing myself to be pro corbyn through shitposting

Although its going to fucking hurt to see a bunch of smug lefties if he wins

>>127166195
Because God is good. "Mummy" May is an authoritarian atrocity - she wants to turn the UK into a frankenfuck hybrid of Germany and South Korea.

NEW BREAD
>>127166403
NEW BREAD
>>127166403
NEW BREAD
>>127166403
NEW BREAD
>>127166403
NEW BREAD
>>127166403

>>127164893
I would unironically be pissed off.

5 years of:
Abbot as home sec
Thornberry as foerign sec
Education sec with no education
Literal Marxist in charge of the countries budget
Tax hikes on my families small business would be astronomical
They'd fuck brexit up due to their negotiating position of a bad deal is better than no deal which guarantees us a bad deal
Corbyn would be representing us on a world stage
I fear for the overseas territories/n ireland who want to stay British with this labour government incumbent
Post brexit we'll need to incentivise business to come here, not punish it

Now that I've gone over what it'll be like I think I would probably get a "free" degree and then leave the country to work in a foreign country until his government was over.

UKIP had some pretty attractive policies

I'll vote for them in the end

>>127166332
>>127166326
I'm pro Corbyn fellas. my post was a dream / hope, not a warning. strap in because today is going to be historic. can you feel it?

>>127158170
He's going to be shocked when people interpret that as killing more jihadists instead the opposite as he hopes.

>>127166018

wtf I love socialism now

>>127140401
I am personally more worried about Theresa May's chances of winning this. She ruined a spread from 19 to 5 in a manner of a month.

She seriously has been shooting herself in the foot.