Brit/pol/ M O S L E Y Edition

File: 1495566831774.png (235KB, 788x450px) Image search: [Google]

235KB, 788x450px

Hail Mosley!

Queers and weeaboos fuck off.

Finally a political edition

Can the 13 year old taking his SATs please leave the thread

File: images.png (6KB, 252x200px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 252x200px

Ariana Grande is of the dunya.

First for Allah

Guys I really want a glass of milk but I dont want to be a racist? What do I do?

File: 0o7U91a.jpg (56KB, 657x560px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 657x560px

Where should I spam post my anime pictures?

Anime & Manga? No.
Anime/Cute? No,
Anime/Wallpapers? No,
Hentai? No,
Ecchi? No,
Yuri? No,
Hentai/Alternative? No.
Yaoi? No,

/pol/'s Brit/pol/ thread? Perfect,

>B-BUT ITS AN ANIME IMAGEBOARD

No. The boards above are anime imageboards.

Reminder: Tripfags and anime posters are the cancer that has eaten the heart and rotted the core out of brit/pol/ and they will not stop. Do not reply to them and do not participate in brit/pol/ threads that are very clearly started by these nauseating narcissists.

>Mosley
>an autistic manlet who got beaten up by a woman when he went on a march

Great role model.

Could the guy with the big pepe folder upload it somewhere?

thanks

>>127132406
chocolate milk?

File: 85e74bbb609e593bcde18c7245cf3711.jpg (62KB, 564x850px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 564x850px

cum in mum

Thoughts on what the election outcome will be? Will it be closer than people were expecting or will the Tories bounce back?

>>127132406
Have chocolate milk

Do you agree with this yank?

>>127115700
>>127115700
>>127115700

mosley was an epic man who got me into british politics in the first place. way better than any faggot over here in the usa of his time.

Any hope left for this country or nah?

>>127132476
>>127132517
I only have regular semi skimmed though

File: 1478651472407.jpg (46KB, 442x626px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 442x626px

slags, lads

File: Britains-Prime-Minister-Theresa-May-speaks-at-the-annual-Conservative-Party-Conference-in-Birmingha.jpg (38KB, 615x409px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 615x409px

>Go on anon, smell it good
>Smells like mackerel doesnt it anon

Corbyn will oversee a harder Brexit than May.

File: 1489585806146.png (180KB, 392x309px) Image search: [Google]

180KB, 392x309px

>>127132429
anime website

File: black milk.jpg (13KB, 292x400px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 292x400px

>>127132406
Drink the Black Milk.
>>127132434
communist detected

Mosley was a gentleman and a saint.

>>127132545
His dad doesn't sound like a hero.

Lads, I'm getting nervous. Mummy may has betrayed the working class and now labour is surging in polls.

Should we start memeing the tories in or are we all too sleepy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guY06yv-5qs

>>127132496
Tories will win with an increased majority, but not anywhere near what people were predicting a few weeks ago
>>127132593
>Semi skimmed
>Skimmed
Never mind, pour it down the sink then hang yourself before Tim gets you

>>127132487
Those legs are nice.

File: zoid.gif (495KB, 500x288px) Image search: [Google]

495KB, 500x288px

BBC Question Time

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b08s0brl/question-time-25052017

File: 1492862753504.jpg (137KB, 499x499px) Image search: [Google]

137KB, 499x499px

>>127132400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY0D1f40C3I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY0D1f40C3I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY0D1f40C3I

>>127132628

Fuck I wish I was hetero. Those slags look so easy and those (whole) milk duds look joocy

>>127132674
>4chan is an English-language imageboard website. Users generally post anonymously, with the most recent posts appearing above the rest. 4chan is split into various boards with their own specific content and guidelines.

>4chan is a simple image-based bulletin board where anyone can post comments and share images. There are boards dedicated to a variety of topics, from Japanese animation and culture to videogames, music, and photography. Users do not need to register an account before participating in the community. Feel free to click on a board below that interests you and jump right in!

Where does it say Anime website?

This is a board for politics you cunt. Are you able to comprehend English?

>>127132684
He had multiple affairs (with his wife's sister and and her stepmother as well no less), he was neither a gentleman nor a saint.

File: 1476303963377.png (114KB, 500x480px) Image search: [Google]

114KB, 500x480px

>>127132628

>>127132746
Pretty much what I'm thinking too, I'm wondering whether Corbyn will resign or stay on like an absolute madman.

>>127132590
Depends whether you do something about it.

>>127132638
would snore it all in m8

File: ecky-thump.jpg (61KB, 720x576px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 720x576px

>>127130640
>>127131043
>For Your Pies Only
>On McDonalds Very Quick Service
>Live and Eat Pie
>The Pie Who Loved Me
>The Bowl With The Golden Nuggets
>Inclines Take Forever
>Never Say Salad Again

Posted it too late to be appreciated

File: 1408653649408.jpg (72KB, 600x799px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 600x799px

>>127132918

File: British Soldier 1.jpg (51KB, 640x491px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 640x491px

>>127132101
Went to Northern France to visit the war graves of our boys who lost their lives in WW1. My great-great grandfather is buried over there. Sometimes I wonder why they bothered.

On a side note France is a shithole. The roads are dreadful, the road signs are African tier, race mixers everywhere, Africans and Arabs on every corner and there weren't even any signs showing where the war graves were. What a mess.

>>127133072
how lose are her lips down there do ya think?

>>127128778
hello lewdsenpai...

>>127132917
He tried to save England.

This is enough for me.

>>127133147
I don't think the french would follow signs properly even if they were more civilised. They're fucking mental drivers.

File: corbynno10.jpg (49KB, 306x576px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 306x576px

How will you guys feel on the 9th of June?

File: G-71410-RainbowRubberRings-ce-1.jpg (32KB, 470x352px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 470x352px

>>127133253
You know those naff rubber rings we used to play with at school?

>>127133465
I'd re-evaluate staying in the country.

>>127133465
Annoyed and resigned to 5 more years of May/

File: oldchan.jpg (437KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

437KB, 1024x768px

>>127132908
newfags, not even once.

>>127133465
I think I would wet myself laughing

File: maxresdefault.jpg (130KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

130KB, 1920x1080px

Who bottomed? Peter?

>>127133434
They were fucking beeping their horns every 5 minutes because the car wasn't going fast enough for them. Had to follow the signs you see. Cheeky cunts.

>>127133465
Would consider leaving the country

>>127132905

Reminder that being a fag is a choice

>>127133305
;_; and he's gone...

I hope Corbyn wins and makes you Muslim

>>127133579
Is this 2003? Is that grotesque looking fuck still running this site?

No.

>>127133661
Join him.

In a fucking grave.

>>127133579
>Early 4chan had mainly anime boards

Where is the part where you prove me wrong and it says that ALL boards are for the posting and discussion of anime?

File: Cracker Albie.png (196KB, 489x343px) Image search: [Google]

196KB, 489x343px

>>127132983
What are you suggesting?

File: image.jpg (95KB, 629x800px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 629x800px

Lads I just had a quick scroll though my Facebook and let me tell you I am seething with hate
Just non stop
>Muslims dindu nuffin
>religion of peace
>Manchester love bullshit
>save our NHS
>pro Corbyn shite
>a few feminist/mental health posts
>people getting angry at the daily mail for telling them why Muslims do the things they do
Fuck this man
There has to be a better way

>>127133750
n-no. bully

>>127133798
>Having kikebook

Why bother lad.

File: angloremoved.jpg (313KB, 1200x1112px) Image search: [Google]

313KB, 1200x1112px

>>127133798
This picture is how its all going to end.

>>127133798
>mental health posts
Treating them's success rate in ending their suffering: 69%
Allowing them to off themselves quitely's success rate in ending their suffering: 100%

File: Abba-dressed-for-stage-004.jpg (46KB, 460x462px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 460x462px

Very late night ABBA lads. Post your favourites.

>>127133579
Yes lad we ALL want /g/ and /l/ back. Tosser.

>>127132708
He was an editor for that magazine though?

>>127132983
>decide to do something about it
>peace vigils follow and you're made out to be a monster, vilified and probably dead or would be murdered by muslims in prison
>only strengthens the left

>>127134032
For the longest time I thought it was "Dancing queen, cest la vie, with a tangerine, oh yeah!"

File: CYNO2142.jpg (32KB, 540x730px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 540x730px

>missed him by 10 minutes
this upsets my autism

>>127132708
>Americans talking about British politics

No thanks.

>the terrorist had been fighting for terrorists in his holidays overseas
How inept do westerner elites want to be?

File: 4.25.gif (2MB, 458x258px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 458x258px

>>127134246
You've been watching too much Peter Kay, and that's coming from me.

>>127134300
Good.

>>127134031
I know like why the fuck should anyone be funding these dysgenic fucks healthcare
>let the weak die

>>127134336
The bombs don't affect them, why should they care?

>>127133147
That's fucked up yo. Best of wishes. Is it expensive to travel and tour France?

>>127134416
>He thinks all people with mental health problems drain on the NHS

>>127134406
l-leave me alone senpai...

File: maxresdefault.jpg (87KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 1920x1080px

Anyone know where to acquire the flag?

>>127134573
Fuck off you fat retard.

>>127134559
No but they drain on the mindset of this country

File: lgbt.jpg (9KB, 850x537px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 850x537px

>Pride parade in Birmingham this weekend
>Operation Temperer still going on
>Will be patrolled by hundreds of police, possibly military

I'm honestly kind of worried about this desu

>>127134684
Why don't the muzzies ever bomb the queers? If I was a jihadi that would be my first port of call.

>>127134507
Obviously it's going to be cheaper for him. Plane tickets are probably cheaper than using Eurostar, but the Eurostar is nice.

>>127134573
I wouldn't bother trying. You'll probably get a shitty polyester one rather than a proper fabric one.

>>127134684
I reckon the """unguarded""" footy game will be a target, but the public announcement that it will be unguarded is misinfo to bait out potential muslims.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6nkzGjcCeA

>This cunt on LBC
Anyone else listening?

File: 1493850426724.jpg (52KB, 590x875px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 590x875px

authoritarian ball drainings in mummies fuck dungeon

File: sny2257a.jpg (92KB, 1200x800px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 1200x800px

>>127134390
Do you think Sian Gibson's down to Earth in real life?

What I'm asking is, for the price of a packet of chocolate fingers could I get her knickers off?

>>127134764
because the queers help them get in Islam and Marxism is an unholy alliance in which the surviving Islamists will eventually turn.

>>127134764
>ever
What about the 50 gays in Orlando?

So we're all voting for are Jezza right

>>127135054
Absolutely. The Falklands are a relic of a painful colonial past.

>>127135031
They weren't bombed, they were given a fatal dose of lead poisoning in a club. I'm talking a proper boom in the heart of their degenerate festivals.

>>127134507
Me and my family drove down to Dover, took the ferry to Calais and carried on driving. We didn't stay in France very long, only for 2 days and we stayed in Northern France. We got a B&B in Dunkirk which is a literal shithole. I'm not sure how much flights cost there, ferry doesn't cost too much to cross over. It isn't very expensive to travel over.

If you visit I'd suggest you learn a bit of French beforehand. I couldn't find a single Frog who could speak English, other than the guy who ran the B&B and few pedestrians who gave us direction to the War Graves because they aren't even marked on the fucking map, nor are there any signs directing us to them.

>>127134808
Alright cool. I'd like to travel to Europe to look at the architecture, museums and art stuffs before it becomes part of the middle east. I'm sure those savages would tear all Euro culture stuff out. Hopefully I can go in time before that happens. Same with the U.K.

>>127134099
>>127134306

I've been seeing alot of pro labour shit lately and im honestly bricking it. May going after the internet, old people and foxes makes me think that theres a silent majority for labour of young people.

I don't want our work on memeing brexit to go to waste. It's as if they're deliberately conceding to labour so jerry and the establishment cucks on the deal.

>>127134764
If the gays finally turned on Islam it would be very interesting. Who would liberals side with?

>>127135174
I'd like to see Notting Hill Carnival get that treatment.

File: GCHQ.png (24KB, 1131x1035px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 1131x1035px

>>127134684
>>127134764
>>127135265

>>127135265
>bombing the niggers
they arent that stupid.

File: B-TbeWhIYAArO3r.jpg (26KB, 600x334px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 600x334px

>>127134956
>Chocolate fingers
Don't you mean Les Cadburys Fingres? And she's a married woman, you shouldn't think such things

>>127135286
They pretty much wrote an article about what Tommy Robinson pointed out in his video

>>127135245
The queers probably, to be honest.

>>127135265
Why stop there?

>>127135372
I'm not afraid of GCHQ.

So, pretty much confirmed for nobody here going into a public crowded space this weekend?

>when you make a post on 4chan add im a white male, straight male, straight white male at the end
>all those (you)s they really can't help themselves

File: 1412549576013.jpg (50KB, 720x720px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 720x720px

>tfw no Anglo qt to go to Spain and mock the local customs with

>>127135532
I never go outside anyway

>>127135532
That's right. The terrorists have won.

>>127135372
Yeah, I know what you mean, wasn't expecting so much hate. I avoided /pol/ for a while after Orlando because there was too much. Tbh I'm concerned because I'm finally living on my own and this was going to be my first parade out of the closet, now I'm worried I'll get my throat slit

I just ignore the trolls, people that support what happened in Orlando are the same ones posting in the trap threads. In high school I was an edgy homophobe, too.

>>127135532
I don't live in a city so I'm fine

>>127135476
>implying she doesnt jill herself off to the thought of running away with autistic far right neets

>>127135532
I don't mix with the general peasantry all that much anymore.

>>127135532

If I die in a terrorist attack please use me as a political propaganda tool

Lads the cut on my thumb from when I was cutting bread is starting to sting a bit

>>127135705
You'll get your throat cut regardless you vile creature. Your kind has no place on /pol/ or on this earth.

>>127135729
go to your local En Haitch Ess Ospitul

File: communist_union_jack.jpg (71KB, 900x450px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 900x450px

>>127133465
JUST

File: tmp_22545-40120087-question-wallpapers-597759094.png (685KB, 1920x1200px) Image search: [Google]

685KB, 1920x1200px

>>127132344
I remember being able to stay up 'til 10pm and stay up late for the Friday horror film when I was 13. This prepubescent is on here shitposting at 02:50? What gives?

>>127135729
You're going to die

>>127135729
>Lads the cut on my thumb from when I was cutting bread is starting to sting a bit
Just keep it clean and watch out for infections

>>127135830
It got ransomware'd

>>127135705
NHC isn't like your semi-naked stroll through the street. It's a violent, drug-fuelled romp through London.

>>127135846
I remember watching babestation and nicking me dad's copy of the sun when I was around that age.

>>127135708
Oh right, you mean you live in a nice town/village in the country - one of the symbols of England, and a place with an incredibly long response time from armed police? Yeah, why on earth would the terrorists want to attack there.

>>127135903
they still didn't fix that?

File: maxresdefault (2).jpg (122KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

122KB, 1920x1080px

>>127135721
If only. Don't make me dream lad.

>>127135966
Don't people regularly get beaten up and killed at that?

File: 20170522_221625.jpg (1MB, 2160x2160px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2160x2160px

>>127135729
I did this on Monday on a bin of all things.

There's still a huge chunk of thumb missing.

>>127135286
If only we could figure out what motivated these quintessentially British lads.

>>127135223
Alrighty then m8. Thanks for the advice. Id definitely like to visit the war graves if I 'm able to go there. I have learned a bit of French but I'm rusty, I can still read some of it.

>>127136117
>on a bin
Enjoy blood poisoning

>>127136120
>Beards

>>127136093
Yeah and raped in broad daylight. The thing is the Met will only class it as related to the carnival if it happens on the actual route, if the crime happens on a side road it isn't included. It's a complete cover-up.

>>127136117
When this scars, and it will, you can always look at your thumb and remember the time you lost to fucking bread.

>>127136117

stop posting your penis thumb

>>127136117
>on a bin
RIP lad.

>>127136206
I know. I should probably be dead by now. Washed it out with soap and then neat alcohol.

It still stings a fair bit even now.

>>127135966
What's NHC? I'm talking about the one in Birmingham

>>127136011
Because an angry looking Mohammed would look highly suspicious where I live, they just blend in in cities.

>>127136014
>implying enaychess can fix anything

>>127136375
notting hill carnival

>>127136117
It kinda looks like a dog's penis.

>>127136335
Press f for me please m8

>>127132429
I have seen this post several times now and agree with it wholeheartedly. I get the impression that the people in the list either don't care or post to trigger fellow anons. To be honest I think a high percentage are a few sandwiches short of a picnic. That Big Soup poster immediately springs to mind, as does "Crumpet" and that "Pubes" oddity.

File: 8628647e1651375.png (186KB, 264x320px) Image search: [Google]

186KB, 264x320px

>"Disrobe yourself at once, young man. Or I will be forced to take punitive measures."

>>127136395
Yeah and Salman Abedi probably look pretty suspicious outside the Ariana Grande concert, didn't stop him though.

>>127136455
F

>>127136268
It wasn't ordinary bread, it was tiger bread. That thing is a wild animal.

File: www.dailymail.co.uk_2017-05-26_02-55-14.jpg (146KB, 359x250px) Image search: [Google]

146KB, 359x250px

>>127135286
Another call for internet crackdown

>>127136447
Hi Canada.

I'm too tired to make any of the hundred obvious jabs that come to mind. Maybe you can suck it clean for me anyway?

>>127136176
I recommend checking the war graves out, if you can even find them. It's all in the countryside and rural towns you see, and the areas where the battles were fought have been built upon making it difficult to find them. Brush up on your French beforehand, especially if you plan on travelling alone. None of those folks speak a word of the Anglo tongue.

Try to avoid Dunkirk, it's a shithole. Best wishes.

>have fit female barber with massive tits who always sticks her cleavage in my face
>can't get an erection or she'll see it
What do I do? Not handsome enough to play it off as anything other than being a pervert.

>>127136487
I actually find Big Soup funny. It's just so odd.

Not fond of the new horse dick poster though.

File: 1494981976635.jpg (57KB, 720x890px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 720x890px

>>127136487
Crumpet is a treasure of brit/pol/, leave him alone...
Big Soup scares me though...

Just bet £100 on Chelsea to win the FA Cup final

It's free money

>>127136532
>not giraffe bread
How shit can one man's taste in specialist bread be?

>>127136506
He was in Manchester, of course he blended in

>>127136603
Wear several pairs of pants, it should be enough to hold your willy down

>>127136534
I don't really get this. If you compromise a platform they'll go elsewhere. This seems like an excuse for GCHQ to monitor normies.

File: antonio.png (196KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

196KB, 600x600px

>>127136650

>>127136176
We have guys jump into Normandy every year on D-Day (even though our unit didn't jump).

If every jihadi with a plan put it into action tomorrow, could the security services cope or would be absolute chaos?

File: 20170517_133549.jpg (1MB, 2160x2160px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2160x2160px

Fish bro has gotten a fair bit bigger recently. What's a good name for him?

>>127136855
God almighty, do Yanks have no respect?

File: www.dailymail.co.uk_2017-05-26_03-01-46.jpg (2MB, 1078x1419px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1078x1419px

Ricky's put on some weight

>>127132101
I'm starting to panic about labour polling higher
someone please reassure me we won't have corbyn as PM

>>127136911
Oswald.

File: 1495061600166.jpg (42KB, 372x402px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 372x402px

>>127136911
R-Ruby desu...

>>127136911
Fish bro is also the wrong way up. Please tilt monitor accordingly.

>>127133040

>Inclines Take Forever

Fucking beautiful

>>127136965
200 seats is a victory for labour in this election.

>>127136965
It's going to happen. Just embrace the free gibs

>>127136911
Porch Monkey
For short call him Porchy

>>127136943
Tbh he's looked like that about a month since his last fight

>>127136878
They cant cope now. They can arrest a guy with a bacon sandwhich. Thats about it.

File: Big hands.jpg (79KB, 598x445px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 598x445px

>Australians

>>127135238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjYaFKf8OFc

lmao I clicked two links on that youtube video and ended up on that.

>>127136911
your fish is upside down m8, think it's dead

>>127136965
Labour has overperformed in polls for every election since 1983 I believe
Also the leaders personal ratings tend to be better predictors of who will win

File: tmp_22545-24CF8CF200000578-0-image-a-47_14215887559661605820645.jpg (64KB, 634x423px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 634x423px

>>127132708
She's literally a walking coupe right now with a militia that is completely illegal without full consent of Parliament.

>>127137142
Are Abos even human?

>>127136911
Looks like a samuel for some reason.

>>127133465

I'm supposed to be coming back in July. I might not bother if Corbyn gets in. Or I might just ditch the passport, come in as a migrant and get a free house.

>>127136911
Charles the Cunt Destroyer

>>127132101
but mosley was a failure

>>127137123
must be all that CNP weight gain!

File: 20170517_133553.jpg (1MB, 2160x2160px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2160x2160px

>>127136988
Not bad.

Nice HH digits too.
>>127137002
A good idea ruined by anime.

>>127137116
Reckon this would be a great dog name.

>>127137215
After seeing that picture I'm sure they're not

>>127136911
Cunt

>All this Chicken Littling over a YouGov poll

I'll be here to laugh at you when the Tories get a 150 seat majority.

>>127133701
jap runs the site now

btfo

>>127133755
I don't need to prove anything, lurk more.

>>127134036
cunt.

File: sigourney.jpg (30KB, 402x535px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 402x535px

>>127137038
Cheers lad. Have a bushy Sigourney

File: Nishikino.Maki.full.1939369.jpg (668KB, 1600x1200px) Image search: [Google]

668KB, 1600x1200px

>>127137343
d-don't be like that fishanon... it's a kawaii name for little fish...

>>127137478
That's a penis.

File: Ripley bush.webm (2MB, 1920x1036px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1920x1036px

>>127137478
>tfw Ridley Scott is a fucking hack now

>>127137343
Fucking hell I promise they're the right way up on my PC.
>>127137222
Trips are indeed compelling. >>127137215
No But neither are aussies.


>captcha: sandhurst javelin

>>127137464
>jap runs the site now
He's not a weeaboo. Moot was. Hiro is just a jap jew who wants to line his pockets.

File: 1495555720947.png (538KB, 638x634px) Image search: [Google]

538KB, 638x634px

>>127133465
>(You) Vote for Him
>See more "friendly" faces then

>>127137142
>>127137215
It looks like a fucking LOTR character.

Received a Tory leaflet in the post.

The words strong and stable appear an obscene amount of times, Conservative is mentioned three times (twice in small print) whilst Theresa May is mentioned dozens of times.

Coalition of chaos gets two mentions but seems to be getting phased out. Perhaps because it better describes the Tory/Lib coalition years?

File: 20170517_133550.jpg (1MB, 2160x2160px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2160x2160px

>>127137485
Its a good name but he's a dude fish desu fampai roboto futanari

>>127137586
No he isn't.

>people are not aware the golden lel guy is one adhd sped aus poster that keeps trying and failing to create forced memes.
>hes being doing this for over 5 years at least

>>127137454
I will expect an apology for these comments addressed to Jeremy Corbyn (PM).

>>127134650
kek

>>127137586
I don't care about the new Alien in the slightest. Ridley Scott is not in the top rung of directors imo. Alien and Blade Runner are masterpieces but he doesn't knkw when to stop these franchises. And he's made a fuck ton of bollocks as well

The Alien films go like this:
Alien>Aliens=Alien 3>Alien Resurrection>>>>Prometheus

File: RangerDCard1987.jpg (88KB, 600x949px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 600x949px

>>127136921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waG2yWYrvos

We don't jump in period gear though, we jump Hollywood in modern uniforms.

File: IMG_0333.jpg (79KB, 421x421px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 421x421px

>>127137947

>>127137915
I got a lib dem leaflet. I read the words "against hard brexit" before tearing it up in a rage.

File: tmp_22545-1495630019202154789367.gif (2MB, 360x270px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 360x270px

>>127133642
I was in Stoke for Stanley Matthews' funeral. The procession was led by the main car which was piled high with flowers, bouquets saying Stanley, scarves, etc. When the car took the roundabout too quickly all that shit slid off onto the road. It was still there a week later when I left, but much the worst for wear having probably been run over a thousand times. True story.

>>127137915
They repeat slogans so much because the average person doesn't read much into detail or follow politics closely so its important to repeat the core emotional point you want to get across

Who's your favourite ASMRtist, lads?
https://youtu.be/uIGgz39WU7U

>>127137586

tell me again why people thought she was ever hot? is she hot to lesbians is that why she was a thing?

>>127138065
OH, PARACHUTE JUMPING, thank fucking Christ, I thought you meant you jumped in the fucking water and splashed about a bit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yH96U3O3f0

While I'm rambling, I got a bit pissed on Friday and may or may not have drunkenly ordered a Roman gladius. It arrived yesterday.

Convinced I'm on a higher tier of watchlist now

>>127138230
>Not liking some Sigourney

>>127138193
Theres only a handful that are good at the moment. Scenes seems to be dying because of all the sexual harassment and revelation some of the popular ones are crazy.

>>127138297
Post pics

File: Sigourney-Weaver.jpg (523KB, 1961x1473px) Image search: [Google]

523KB, 1961x1473px

>>127138230
You can shut the fuck up mate. 1979 Sigourney was one of the hottest women ever.

>>127138349
sexual harassment?

File: Crowd.gif (485KB, 500x250px) Image search: [Google]

485KB, 500x250px

>>127133798
Got it too, it's best to train yourself both mentally and physically for what's to come.

>>127138297
Nah not for a Roman weapon. If it had been a scimitar on the other hand...

>>127138368
You'd like that wouldn't you GCHQ?

I'm kidding I just can't really be added going downstairs to fetch it.

>>127138466
I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder but get some glasses mate.

>>127136594
Thanx bro. I'll make sure to find those war graves. Ill look into it. I'll avoid Dunkirk. Best of wishes to you too. don't let the Ahmeds take your country from you.

>>127138349
But the crazy ones are the best ones?
https://youtu.be/aK78LxWTAQk

>>127138542
I've discussed the legislation on knives and especially "zombie knives" on here before. It's the daftest thing I've ever encountered.

>>127138668
Yeah it's ridiculous zombie knives were ever legal.

>>127138193

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SZmlcNzkQQ&t

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDARKteumxU

>>127138476
Yeah pretty much any decent looking asmr artists gets like a million threatening sexual messages.
If you see one that is attractive and being doing it for a long time they are undoubtedly thick skinned.

File: 1227080573759.jpg (28KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 600x450px

>>127138282
If only I could ever be so euphoric.

File: tmp_22545-2017-03-04T214327Z_1_LYNXMPED230DQ_RTROPTP_0_MIDEAST-CRISIS-SYRIA-PALMYRA_1-1331582860.jpg (133KB, 800x534px) Image search: [Google]

133KB, 800x534px

>>127135236
This.

>>127137789

Tom Bombasteal

File: maxresdefault.jpg (170KB, 1728x1080px) Image search: [Google]

170KB, 1728x1080px

>>127138297

>>127136646
Whose that?

>>127138904
Not bad anon.
>>127138984
SPQR

>>127138553
>Lovely thick hair
>Gorgeous big honest eyes
>Fair complexion
>All facial features in proportion
>Fit as fuck
I think someone else needs the opticians lad

>>127138144
If it was France, all of the flowers and such would still be in the middle of the road. Bloody Frogs.
>>127138574
Yeah no trouble mate. Bring a GPS and a map with you if you travel by car. It will come in handy. As for Ahmed and his mates, they wont take the country. I owe it to my great-great grandfather and all of my ancestors not to give up, and to keep fighting for Britain and Europe.

>>127138785

Turns out that if whores accept money for personal messages where they tell weirdos that they love them and will cuddle them forever, said weirdos get weird.

File: 1457067086361.png (314KB, 469x474px) Image search: [Google]

314KB, 469x474px

>>127138736

>>127138785
>artists

Talking quietly about random bullshit to retards is art now?

>>127138217
Obi Bin Kenobi

>>127138217

>flowing robes

That looks like dressing gown I own. It's a star wars Jedi robe. Exactly the same colour, exactly the same hood and sleeves.

He was likely wearing that when he put the bins out in the morning. Djellaba are light-coloured.

>>127133798
Keep in mind that its these people that are getting killed not us lads.

How long before they actually realize. LOL

>>127138193
What the fuck is this?

File: 410733029d0c1c203d57dc09f124c32c.png (726KB, 776x491px) Image search: [Google]

726KB, 776x491px

I really think the bomber looks like a famous film-actor, I just can't figure out which one. Does thing ring a bell to someone?

I really feel like I've seen the guy before, might be a news-article as well? Before the whole attack

Atleast in this specific picture

File: 1482186244301.jpg (130KB, 600x323px) Image search: [Google]

130KB, 600x323px

>>127139236
>Obi Bin Kenobi

>>127139083
>Dull mud-coloured eyes
>Verging on dark-skinned
>Big jaw

No thanks mate, my eyes are perfect.

File: IMG_3147.jpg (270KB, 1004x1200px) Image search: [Google]

270KB, 1004x1200px

>>127138904

>>127139397
same dopey, clueless and sheltered expression as Jaden Smith.

>>127138772
Friv is self concious as fuck, it's because her naked pictures were leaked online. She's got a damn nice set on her, too.

>>127139147
Like who? Ive not seen any that do this. The hottest ones have chatted with me for free.
There are actual dedicated raid threads on other chans though. Ironically probably girls. But so e people really have a hate boner for asmr.

>>127139415
I think she's gorgeous as well anon but in a weird kind of...unconventional way?

>>127135512
GCHQ havent stopped an attack for 3+ years now EVEN THOUGH all mateys have been on the fucking watchlist......

>>127139620
She's alright looking but far from "one of the hottest women ever".

>>127139564
Would you Friv, lads?

>>127139727
It's racist to watch achmed.
>user was arrested for this post.

>>127139564
>Like who? Ive not seen any that do this.

It's pretty common practice for Patreon, apparently. It's like..modern phone sex for betas. Granted, this is second-hand knowledge from a friend of mine who does it (not on youtube though). She's a whore for doing it, but she's a little more legit than the facebook 'celebrities'

File: Skärmbild (127).png (791KB, 950x1080px) Image search: [Google]

791KB, 950x1080px

>>127137485

Just fuck off to /a/ already

File: tmp_22545-jewslaughing1605964128.jpg (701KB, 1400x933px) Image search: [Google]

701KB, 1400x933px

>>127138466
Good Goy

>>127139543
>>127139843
I'd like her to whisper in my ear and tap my head if you know what I mean

>>127139843
Her 3dio vids are the best

>>127139901
>swedish flag
your opinion is irrelevant

File: star-wars-jawas.jpg (31KB, 670x377px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 670x377px

>>127138217
>>127139356

KEK He's dressed as a fucking Jawa!

>>127139892
Yeah anon i know... im saying who that does asmr does that? Its more of a cosplay whore thing.

>>127139892
Well considering that their entire business is built around giving the impression of intimacy with the ASMR videos it doesn't seem all that weird to offer private sessions

Sort of like an audio stripper

>>127140109

What do you expect from a sandcrawler?

>>127139727
rly maeks u think

>>127139541
They do look like eachother yeah, lol.

Still not the one I meant though, I think. Maybe in one specific picture. Why is my memory failing me ;__;

>>127140114

>knows it's common practice
>asks me who does it

lad, i'm not your omega cuddle-pimp.

>>127140116
You people that keep treating it like porn need to stop

NEW
>>127140401
>>127140401
>>127140401
>>127140401
>>127140401
>>127140401

>>127139843
>>127140005
>>127139964

Source?

>>127139129
It was here. They were in the middle of the road, but after a week they had more or less been pushed to the kerb and the small kerb of the roundabout itself. This was England not France. Sir Stanley was a legend.

>>127140371
>hes a dumb cunt
I said cosplayers do it. You said YOU said its common practice you stupid cunt.

>>127140423
I don't listen to it, I followed it a bit when it got big but dropped it fairly quickly
I wasn't saying it was straight up pornography, but a lot of this stuff is basically emotional porn

>>127140180
Sandpeople always ride single file to hide their numbers. ...

>>127140476

>20 posts early

no

>>127140563

>stupid cunt
>you said YOU said

Let's try again. It is common practice for ASMR artists to offer "personal services" to their patreons. This often takes the role of whispery sex talk. So much so, that certain ones who want to be seen as "legit" have to specifically say they don't do that.

If you want me to name names, fuck off. I'm not pimping for some saddo who wants to play phone sex.

>>127140766
Better to do that than to have five anons all creating a thread at the same time once the 300 mark has been reached.

>>127140674
Its one of those things because there are so many people making it you could say its literally porn in some cases but its not meant to be that.

File: tmp_22545-Screen_Shot_2016-09-08_at_1.48.15_PM_(1)457470274.jpg (30KB, 607x305px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 607x305px

>>127140371
>lad, i'm not your omega cuddle-pimp.
I'm not even going to ask.

>>127140917
>he does it again
You are retarded. You are saying its common oractuce among asmr artists without orovuding any evidence. I'm saying it is common among cosplayers but not asmr artists. They are two different groups. You are conflating camwhores with the asmr makers.

>>127141063
>>127140674
>>127140423
>>127140116
What the fuck is wrong with people?

>>127140917
ASMR is the gayest fucking thing on earth
I would rather take a dick than voluntarily watch that shit

You autists need to sort your lives out

>>127141384
Blame that pindick comedian forget his name. He made the video where he said "asmr is just like me joi femdom porn"

>>127141309

>You are saying its common oractuce among asmr artists without orovuding any evidence

Yes. Yes, this. If you want evidence, you can check the thread for titpics and "would you fuck me" whisper-whores.

As I said, i'm not your pimp.

File: Manky.jpg (143KB, 1274x683px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 1274x683px

We have a problem. This is Manchester. This is the fucking problem.

>>127141483

It's mainly about relaxation and "tingles" you get are genuinely satisfying. I don't see why you have such a problem with it

>>127141384
There are deviants in this thread. Abandon thread. I repeat abandon thread.

NEW
>>127140401
>>127140401
>>127140401
>>127140401
>>127140401
>>127140401

>>127141483

I regard ASMR "artists" as camwhores, mate. I'm friends with a few, but they ARE whores.

>>127141626
>It's mainly about relaxation and "tingles" you get are genuinely satisfying. I don't see why you have such a problem with it
You can get that in real life by speaking to people, you fucking faggot

>>127141560
Anon do you understand this is a claim you are making and not something i said was a widespread thing? Do you comprehend this?
You are making the unfounded claim.

>>127141566
Do exorcisms work on Pakis?

>>127141703
I don't disagree

>>127141725

No you don't. You have no idea what you're talking about

Labor will win

>>127141703
Nah your logic is just all girls are whores. It was the same logic used by that curly wog libtard comedian, any female on film is "porn".
Literally fundie tier logic from leftists

>>127141771

>unfounded claim

Are you autistic? Does this look like the Old Bailey to you? I don't have to provide you with jack shit.

Go send this cunt a message, asking her if she'll be your pretend whisper-waifu.
>>127139843
>>127139543

>>127141966
Yes, you can. I had the feeling you get from ASMR before such a thing even existed. It's a tingling sensation in the forehead, apart from I got it by speaking to people in real life or in certain situations with my girl etc

Fuck off autist and get a life

>>127142057

>Nah your logic is just all girls are whores.

Nope, but all ASMR "artists" are. Are all girls ASMR "artists" now?

>>127142116
>one girl showing off her tits means asmr is pay to view amateur porn
Fuckwit dumbcunt. End it already.

>>127142273

>wants evidence
>gives evidence
>No, I want you to compile a dossier on every single ASMR "artist", or i'll cry names at you

Maybe it's time for you to go?