/CPD/ CHICAGO SCANNER MEMORIAL DAY WARM UP EDITION

Good evening roberts

WOOP WOOP Real Robert Hours

Awww shit yeah this will be a good pregame for July 4th

>>127132015

Not yet bud. Got a few hours yet

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Evening Roberts. Keys checked
>Nog eastbound on a bike...he has a warrant

Adam has been busy chasing nogs

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evening Roberts

>>127132253

Adams are amateurs

>>127131642
I see these threads and always wonder what is the big deal? Obviously you guys like them but why?

>>127131642
and we had a

>naked male walking in the middle of the street westbound

lel

>>127132446
Just listen and you will understand

Good evening lads, hope you all are /comfy/

>>127132446

Chaos and craziness from a distance. Entertaining to hear a once majestic city fall to ruins each night. Seriously nothing else like it and we are a comfy and friendly bunch.

Only place on threads on Chan where people will wish you a good night before you head off for the evening.

Come stay and listen. Heard up after 11

60 and clear tonight. Should be a shooting night. Nice change after a few nights of domesticating.

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>>127132446

Dude, it's sheer madness. A shooting every fifteen minutes. The most absurd chimpery that never gets reported. A never ending stream of fights, rapes, shootings, thefts and insanity. It's like listening to a war. Then you add the ambient music behind it, it so fucking epic/cinematic.

CHASE
H
A
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Foot chase?

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Beans mad about ICE signs being posted by the nogs

https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20170524/englewood/racist-flyers-urge-black-chicagoans-help-deport-latino-neighbors

>>127133694
nice fuck them i never in my life though i would see the nogs do something good and here it is. what a world we live in

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we have any meme smiths here looking to get trumps head swapped out for a pepe and the tweets swapped for red pills

>SHOTS FIRED
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>>127132587
>>127132774
>>127133119
whoa. you guys are right. This is crazy. what the hell kind of place is Chicago?

Time for another comfy night.

I've gotten to the point where I listen to Robert every night while going to sleep. It's oddly relaxing. I think I'll count the number of shootings tonight.

1 so far. Ha Ha Ha.

From earlier:
>Accidental death in the concrete mixing plant
>She was trying to drown herself in the tub during a video chat. Not the first attempt.
>Teens are putting gas masks on. Not sure what they're up to.
>Man wearing a Superman shirt harassing a motorist

>SHOTS FIRED
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>SHOTS FIRED
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SHOOTING #2

memorial day is half a week away wtf

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>>127133694
Holy shit, I can't think of a better way to destroy the liberal rainbow coalition than to post a bunch of fake signs telling niggers that they can get gibs me dat for reporting illegal beanz.
Fucking brilliant.

>SHOTS FIRED
SHOTS FIRED
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SHOOTING #3

>>127135011

Are you the anon that gives us the updates every night? May be mixing up my flags.

>>127135232
Having worked in a jail can confirm that spics and nigs hate each other with a fiery passion

>>127135546

Before I was redpilled I used to have black friends and always saw this weird animosity come out between my Mexican friends and Black friends.

Did I hear Male Black hiding in the refrigerator?

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he was scared off by the daughter and ran into the yard

Nigs raiding fridges

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>>127135546
Back when I was in highschool there was an indecent where a group of niggers cornered a 14 year old pregnant spic girl and kicked her in the stomach until the little bean was dead. That was the day I realized we aren't all equal.

the baby stroller was what?

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>>127135546
yep, I thought it was bingo card worthy

Male black vs Hispanic

>>127136138

That's fucked up.

Do we have memorial day weekend cards left over from last year?

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Lots of unchecked keys tonight.

>>127136978
The fucked up part is that I lived in an all white and Asian neighborhood with almost no crime but thanks to the liberals I had to have murderous niggers bused in from a ghetto 30 minuets away.

Si

>>127137365

Busing was the worst idea ever.

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>>127137507
integration was a mistake

>>127137115
I wonder if Memorial Day Weekend is going to have a huge body count?

>>127137833
whats the weather look like this weekend?

fri and sunday rain but we should get some good stuff on sat will be nice

>>127137833
PJW thinks there will be riots all Summer. This will be the precursor. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhfJwAHhmrk
>>127138138
Rainy
https://weather.com/weather/today/l/USIL0225:1:US

>>127137611

I have to respectfully disagree. At least when it comes to schooling. Every child deserves a quality education regardless of skin color. How else can we expect a change in additude and behavior if we set up kids to fail?

Let them fail on their own but at least give them the chance to succeed.

>>127138517

...what fucking delusional reality are you living in? They had their own schools before the nigger hordes descended on us.

>>127137611

Integration may not be the way to fix it though.

>>127138648

Yeah I addressed that in my second comment. Misread the comment and have had a long day. My mistake.

>they just came from church. You can slow it down

This is just a reminder, International Mr. Leather is taking place at the Congress Hotel and surrounding in the South Loop area, District 1, Zone 4 with events in Boystown, District 19, Zone 2. Their parties can get insane as the fags tear shit up. Keep an ear out.

>>127138517
>Let them fail on their own but at least give them the chance to succeed.
The problem isn't that blacks get a higher quality education, the problem is that they are the lowest common denominator by all metrics and they drag down the quality of our garbage education system to their level. Its not their fault its the fault of a system that only cares about those that are on the brink of dropping out and not those who stand to truly excel.

Shots fired. AH AH AH

>>127138494
I think I better make sure I have enough food and water for this. thanks for the video.

>>127138517
>Every child deserves a quality education regardless of skin color.
Can be hard for Male White to get quality education if Male Black is in the classroom. Reality is racist, violent and offensive.

>>127131642
70 shots fired... Fuck.

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>>127139884
That reminded me of this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugbpgKy03mc

it must suck getting stabbed

>>127132371
God I love this

>>127139917

I agree.

>>127140278

Valid point.

I think we're up to six or seven shootings in the last hour.

They're doing "oustide simulations". Expect some happening in Chicago.

>>127135232
this needs to be memed 100%

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>tfw I open /pol/ and /cpd/ is on page 1
delicious.

Good evening, Roberts.

>>127140473
it is fucking awesome fucker that made that for me is the man

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>>127141008
Kek. You're welcome, m8. I always try to oblige the memes our comfy little thread comes up with.

>>127131642
Baby momma yelling for help. Grandma reporting

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Checking my keys what's up Roberts? /comfy/ weather in the Midwest tonight. Juuuust warm enough to have some happenings, I think. Had a hangover and worked 10 hours all damn day. It's time for a hangover beverage. Bumping because this bread needs it.

>>127140446
That pretty much sums up that fag party.

https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20170524/englewood/racist-flyers-urge-black-chicagoans-help-deport-latino-neighbors

>>127141622
I wonder how many undercover brothers are getting their thug-ass prostates massaged on the DL by the visiting bear party this weekend.

>Caller says that a male is ...sssstripping his clothes off on the bus...
>...
>...no bus number.

>>127131642
Wow, if you drink every time they say "black male" you might die of alcohol poisoning. The guy stripping his clothes off on the cta bus, and another guy outside waving a gun around, on 47th street, and the other guy that stole the purse and ran all in a matter of 2 minutes.

lol the guy the body slamed a reporter is in the lead atm http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1495766594007.png

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>>127141923
The twist: It's all one nigga! MALE BLACK! He can't keep getting away with it!!

I think we've made it more 20 minutes without a shooting. Impressive for a week day Chicago.

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>>127141973
Awesome. I applaud him. The media is a disgrace. They are embarrassing this entire country on a global scale. Cocksucking muck raker got what he deserved.

Any Chicagofags here?
What is like living there?
Are white people there redpilled or cucked beyond all repair?

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>>127142302
the new way to win elections is to body slam a reporter

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Been toying with a concept.

Real Robert Hours approaching.

>>127142302
I hope he wins, and gives his first post victory interview to that reporter. Then, conduct an entirely violence-free interview.
>After wrapping up the interview he should belly-to back suplex the faggot through a table

>>127142675
Interesting. It's like a baseball card.

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real Roberts hours incoming

>>127142454
Well, it depends on the neighborhood and age. I grew up with gunshots as my lullaby, my father taught me to shoot and field strip handguns as a young teenager. Hell, you can almost say I'm blackpilled. A lot of the hipster generation, "Their just disenfranchised, poor, they need help." Bullshit. You have black men and women, and you have dindus. I learned the difference. Most haven't.

Woman refusing ems.. got cut with a sword...

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>>127142899
Praise Kek, and bring on the blood.

>Large sinkhole just took out three cars

>CALLER SAYS HER ARM WAS CUT WITH A SWORD
THE SWORDSMAN IS BACK!!

Some nigg got cut with a sword kek

>>127142854
Frame design of this one is based on the 1972 baseball cards. It'd be a cool way to document Robert's adventures.

Shocker the spics are on the loose

>>127132774
sounds like reddit

>sup, my pedes!!!

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>>127142745
Ahaha oh man that cracked me up. I want fucking camera footage of that. I might even fap to it.

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Getting comfy

Where's namefag Robert to take pics of the sinkhole?

>>127143347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8

>>127143204
I like it. Good luck populating the set withthe other characters. Are you going to number them?

>Shots fired
Real Robert Hours are in effect.

>>127143523
You mean me?

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lmao

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>Having a party in a vacant lot with a fire pit

>They do not have a permit
OH LAWD DIS BE IT. DA CITY IS SHEEIIIT! These bullshit calls tying up Roberts time are somewhat irritating to me.

>>127143653
Yay! Praise kek! Great timing! If you find out where that sink hole happened try and let us know and check it out. Without dying, preferably.

>>127131642
LOL

they are actually saying robert
also
>unkown chemical spraying

whoo sprayed in the face with unknown chemical!

>>127131642
Who the fuck is Robert?

>sprayed with an unknown chemical

>>127143917
>>127143920
This is how new villains are made.

>>127143954
there are way too many of them in Illinois
t. illinoi fag

>>127141923
You're supposed to take a shot when they say shots fired.
When they say black male, you take a pull on a 40oz.

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>>127143954
QUICK RUNDOWN:

>>Chicago mayor bows to ROBERT
>>In contact with Sam Hyde and George Zimmerman
>>can operate with full impunity, making them judge jury and executor
>>Control Chicago with an strict but fair fist
>>Own prisons & cemetaries globally
>>Direct descendants of the ancient Spartans
>>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Whitetopia will be be the first city)
>>Own 99% of black suicide gene DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>>All rob-bots are genetic clones of the original Robert, Ben "Robert" Garrison
>>The ROBERT collective said to have 10000+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>>Ancient Aryan scriptures tell of two crusaders, Dylan Roof and Elliot Rodger, who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented gentalmenship with them
>>They own ROB-BOT R&D labs around the world
>>You likely have ROB-BOTS inside you right now
>>The ROBERT COLLECTIVE is in regular communication with the Archangels George Zimmerman and Chris Dorner, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church.
>>They learned negro slurs in under a week and can track them in a matter of seconds through fear.
>>Chicago entrusts its people's safety with ROBERT. There’s no police in Chicago, only ROBERT clones
>>The collective of ROBERT is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>>In reality, they are timeless beings cloned from the greatest of all points of justice and crime fighting from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they they can bring the safety of Chicago.

>>127143629
Some of the characters and "in action" calls would be work and yes I'm thinking of numbering them

>>127144290
Very nice. Looking forward to it

>Roger don't like that his neighbors are doing construction
>At 10PM
I'd set their house on fire.

>Byeeee! :3
CUTE DISPATCH IS CUTE!

shame they dont film cops in chicago, would love to see a film crew following robert.

>>127144217
Ok I got it. Robert = Rogers.

Shahts Fahd

Fifteen Robert!

>>127144478
they cant even afford vests they are not buying body cams

>>127144504
Robert is the radio suffix for the overnight shift patrol cars. 10-24 robert is car 24 in zone 10, 1st shift.

>>127144570
well they film it with reality cameras then they get paid off the ads running the show...thats how it works....but they wont allow it because filming cops makes your town look like shit to the rest of the country...the cops actually make money off it.

>>127144738
make like a new reboot of that show cops in Chicago

do they know we are shitposting about them??

any way we could gest dispatch to shout out to cpd anons?

>>127144931
All of Chicongo? No. Roberts? I'm sure. Robert. knows. Everything.

>>127144675
District 10.
>>127143896
Not this weekend. Too close to Boystown, and with this Leather fags running wild, well, I value my ass.

what?

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>>127144931
I think they are, in a vague sense. Its common knowledge that there are internet streams of their trunked radio broadcasts, and that it is monitored. (There are twitter and other soc.med accounts that post highlights.) and last year one of our anons posted pick related to CPD's twitter.

shopping cart down!

>>127145175
Dude boystown is safe. Just smell bad

>>127145175
>District 10.
Right, DISTRICT 10, not zone ten.

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>>127145175
FAIR THE FUCK ENOUGH I CANNOT ASK YOU TO SACRIFICE YOURSELF LIKE THAT! GAS THAT ENTIRE FUCKING DISTRICT

>>127145375

just stay away from that "community center" on the corner of halsted and waveland...walked by there getting to a cubs game and it was "uncomfortable" to say the least.

Why does the Fire Department need police assistance to go pick up a homeless woman in the street? I guess that is the situation in Chicago.

>Gang attack
Aw sheeeiit.

bus driver gone mad!!!

5 shots!

and other shots elsewhere!

Is there any way to learn the radio codes and signals because I still have no idea what's going on about 90% of the time...all I know is district and car numbers.

>>127145647
Usually related to a neighborhood, or if there is some other incident in progress. EMS frequently get attacked for some insane reason

Shots fired!

>>127145900
It's in the OP.
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>127145900

literally google police radio codes.

Here's a comfy song for ambiance:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RodrZ2we_hQ

>Nigga shucking and jiving through traffic in a superman shirt and shorts, begging for money
>Almost got ran over
God damn, I love this city.

They don't seem too excited about the person trying to access an apartment with a firearm. This is insanity!

>>127142454
I love in wicker park. Never have felt unsafe walking around. If I'm out past 10:00 at night I will uber or stay away from public transportation. Just need to have common sense.

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>>127141551
Good morning Roberts

Enjoy the fireworks?

Great day at the new job, 60k corporate card, feeling like Wolf on Walstreet every day. Now we get to chillax.

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>>127145900
here ya go

>>127145361
BWAHAHAHA!!! Trunked? CPD radios are analog. +5MHz offset using standard PL tones. While they do have separate P25 allocations, they barely have the money to make the switch.

>>127146570
It's a good pace. Cheers on the job, Robert. I have a beverage for ya.

>>127146741
No? Well, I can only speak to what I've been told. So they're semi-trunked?

>>127146741
limited funds, its easier to placate most of them with gibs rather than outfitting police to fight them

I'm new to this. It seems like they called out the "homeless lady fell over, EMS wants escort" call twice.

Does that mean that call has yet to be addressed, and is being transmitted again, or does the stream repeat itself?

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>>127146839

Yuengling and some leftover pasta here.

/phl/ Used to follow the University City Police, but this is just next tier.

I'm out for tonight - nodding off and in need of a few hours sleep before work. Enjoy!

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for those interested greg is winning 50% to 45%

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnpILIIo9ek

OVERTIME

>>127147143
Nope. Basic setup. Repeater output in the 460 MHz range, and repeater input, 465 MHz range. The only big difference between standard ham repeaters and CPD is CPD runs narrowband. You can use a simple Baofeng to get on them. Hell, for a time, many Roberts had them as secondary radios for off duty assignments. A memo was passed around claiming a suspension for any cop caught with them while on shift, but that was just to placate the FCC to prevent a massive hit likened to what happened in Indiana some years ago where cops were using non-profit accepted radios which lead to significant fines against the PD and enforced removal of the radios.

>>127147889
>>>/g/
:^)

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>>127147889
Jesus, what a mess. The longer they continue with the analog gear, the worse of a clusterfuck replacing the whole system is going to become.

SHOTS FIRED

>>127148462
And more shots fired!

>>127147283
>Call has yet to be addressed
This one. Also. Bump

SHOTS FIRED THROUGH THA DOOR!!

>>127147418
Amberbock for me. Good shit.

When i grab my sawed off, niggas gettin hauled off!

>>127148585

That's a rare call.

SHOTS FIRED THROUGH THE DOOR
GET ON THE FLOOR
EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

>>127148257
Just providing info on the CPD radio system. No need to send me to /g/, newRobert.
>>127148407
Technically, they can switch over somewhat easily. Problem is, they need new codeplugs for their radios. 90% of Roberts are still running XTS 2500s. They are capable of early gen P25 but it'll be had to allow them to run on the standard interop designated frequencies, not to mention the man hours required to make that switch. The biggest problem is the repeater system that honestly, should have been updated 15 years ago.

>>127147889
Meanwhile in our houses
>"Why can't I hold all these Baofengs?"

Imho the Wouxun line is much better made, but at $25 Baos are just too good to pass up

Thanks for the info, didn't know the FCC ever went after anyone. What about civvies?

>>127148699
Aw shit time to roll some Dre for the ambiance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIG9BNugOEs

>>127149032

how about some chicago rap?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJOvp7xxoTQ

>>127149021
>>"Why can't I hold all these Baofengs?"
This meme is for you, friend. Yes, I know I loaded him up with Motorolas, but the spirits the same.

>>127149171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16nUNP9-kmM

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>>127149021
>>127149205
fugg

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Some supreme listening music for you tonight, robert.

The whole album is gold, but this one is the most suicide-tier song on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtI8UE_EEq8

Some smooth jams while Chicago burns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOwrDLoma2w&t=656s

>>127149171
>Dat choppa flow he spittin
Yeah, better to use chi-local rappers.

I wanna hear some OTA gunshots

>>127149566

another good one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Laj2unxWsIg


new chicago rap (chief keef ect) sucks asshole


all degeneracy however.

Some ambient music with a good video to go along with it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLgidLHCSk8

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBecM3CQVD8

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Guess the rain isn't stopping them tonight

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>>127149919
We have the best OC.

>>127149021
I started as a ham with a Baofeng. It was cheap, and it worked well enough. Had to toss a few out that were way too unclean. The 2 I have now, are JUST BARELY clean enough to pass. In a pinch, I have an XTS 5000 that I can use, but I rarely take it out of the house. Don't get me wrong, they aren't the be all end all. Wouxon us better, but I started cheap. For $25, I can just about give them away. As for civvies, oh yeah, just do a search. Hell, technically, by law, they can execute a search of your home if you have ANY kind of radio gear looking for problems without a warrant. Radio gear includes cell phones and WIFI.

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>>127149341
Fucking love it.

Want to listen to the local [Roberts], seems like I need a P 25 Phase 2 setup. Any bottom barrel recommendations, for emergency/enjoyment monitoring?

So let me get this straight, even the perps have a flag-rarity correlation

>MALE BLACK
American

>MALE HISPANIC
British

>MALE WHITE
Brazil

>MALE ASIAN
Seychelles

>>127150185
I just got a baofeng should I be worried about an impending search?

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>>127150050
havent really been able to take my eyes off the election the guy who sides as a wwf wrestler is fucking winning the thread is epic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jdsx4zMeB4

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>>127150185
As if anyone who buys 5W radios and frequents pol or k doesn't have enough probable cause already.

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>>127149482
saved for later, fuck, I misse the OG weather channel. vaporwave goes with it perfectly.

>>127149705
Nice. Thuggy as sheeeiiit.

>>127150198
Mirin dat sweet OC. Saved. I don't know how I haven't seen this one.

No chance on recommendations, I'm a radio noob. PicRobert might have some though.

>>127150550
At least I can shoulder my brace without risking my dog's life now.

>>127150198
>bottom barrel
A couple SDR dongles and some software. Just search "SDR dongle P25" you should find a write-up.
>>127150358
Not illegal to listen. If you transmit illegally, you may need to worry.

>>127138517
yeah lets ruin the education of everyone else so we can focus on ghetto nigs who have zero care about it- this is the exact problem with liberals and why they ruin everything

>guy's door got shot up

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>>127150766
>If you transmit illegally, you may need to worry.
We haven't heard from DJ Coon in forever now. I wonder inf FCC tactical bagged him.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx8nFANwZ1U

Just found this but I'm enjoying it a lot so far

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Been here forever, but I've never spent a night in here. Holy shit it's really a warzone.

shots fired

if the Weather Channel brought back ONLY WEATHER and not the bullshit programming they have now I'd consider having a dedicated stream going 24/7.

What's with all of the morse code the last couple nights?

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>morse
rolling EMS!

>>127150945
Liking it so far. Sinister. tense. Good stuff.

>23 year old having chest pains at detox

>>127150987
Welcome, Robert. Get /comfy/ it's the last bastion on this board.

>>127150987
Welcome to comfytown, Robert. We're still 55 minutes from Real Nigga Hours. Strap in.

>person shot

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Wonder how the cultural enrichment is going tonight?

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538 just called it manafort is the WWF champ of the election lmao
http://fivethirtyeight.com/live-blog/montana-special-election/

>>127151462
Always archive known sources of clickbait. If site, dump on archive.is; if youtube video, rewrite domain in url to hooktube.com

https://archive.is/6SplL <- fivethirtyeight.com article

We're gonna need new bread for real nigga hours. Keep an eye on the counter.

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>>127150745
>>127150766
Thanks for your time boys. I'll check in, sounds like an easy alternative. Maybe build a raspberry pi radio scanner I can run on retired LiPos and 18650's.
...

So...Pritzker or Rauner? Either way, this scanner's gonna be spicy this next election cycle.

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>>127151269
We really are in the eye of the storm here.

So

What does Robert mean. Real answer please not meme answer

HAIR-ON!!!!

Robert Robert
>I am Robert
We will have our day!

>>127151650
It's the Night shift code name for all of the Chiraq pd

>>127151471
yeah i know there is a way to pit a archive link on my book marks bar but ill need to look up hot to do it again and i have never heard of hooktube

What's up, Roberts? You guys remember a few weeks back when there was a stolen white Porsche SUV running from Robert and robbing people? Was there ever a conclusion to that arc?

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>>127151650
I am Robert

>>127151650
>>127146694
Check this too, fampai.

>>127151650

>>Chicago mayor bows to ROBERT
>>In contact with Sam Hyde and George Zimmerman
>>can operate with full impunity, making them judge jury and executor
>>Control Chicago with an strict but fair fist
>>Own prisons & cemetaries globally
>>Direct descendants of the ancient Spartans
>>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Whitetopia will be be the first city)
>>Own 99% of black suicide gene DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>>All rob-bots are genetic clones of the original Robert, Ben "Robert" Garrison
>>The ROBERT collective said to have 10000+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>>Ancient Aryan scriptures tell of two crusaders, Dylan Roof and Elliot Rodger, who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented gentalmenship with them
>>They own ROB-BOT R&D labs around the world
>>You likely have ROB-BOTS inside you right now
>>The ROBERT COLLECTIVE is in regular communication with the Archangels George Zimmerman and Chris Dorner, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church.
>>They learned negro slurs in under a week and can track them in a matter of seconds through fear.
>>Chicago entrusts its people's safety with ROBERT. There’s no police in Chicago, only ROBERT clones
>>The collective of ROBERT is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>>In reality, they are timeless beings cloned from the greatest of all points of justice and crime fighting from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they they can bring the safety of Chicago.

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>cute dispatcher voice is cute

I have a feeling she doesn't match that cute voice but anon can dream

>>127151829
So what is the day shift code name?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np0solnL1XY

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>>127151623
Wouldn't share the chacolypse with anone else but you lads.

>>127152310
Adam.

>>127152310
Bobert

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>>127150945
> dat track at 13:00
Fuckkkkkkkk that shit is magnificent!

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>>127152468
Those types of pictures are my favourite. The ones that have incidents laid over the comfy backdrop. Doubleplusgood if they have an invitation to stay and listen.

Really captures the whimsical nature of the crazy.

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I miss anything good tonight? Scanner seems unusually busy.

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Anyone taking bets on the number of hood rats shot tonight?

>>127152259
do you like a weave and press on nail extensions?

Lmao, "Robert, we got a full car."
Other Robert: *Audible Exasperation*

>remove baby daddy

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>>127152854
havent been keeping track of how many shot tonight but we already have several shootings

>Robert, we have no car

>(very heavy sigh)

Kekkerooni

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>>127152748
>Doubleplusgood if they have an invitation to stay and listen.
Fuck. Good point.

Overdose in front of a liquor store: what a way to go for Adult Male.

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>>127153132
>>127153194
Laughed far harder than I probably should have at that call. Poor Robert.

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>>127153289
It would be a fucktonne of work, but I think a big scale pic with incident reports woven into the background like pic related could be great.

It really needs a good pic to sell it though.

This isn't me asking you to make it though. Just brainstorming ideas. Make whatever you want, you're the talent.

>>127152468
Thank you

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>>127153578
Maybe I'll take a crack at it closer to July. That would be a ton of work, and I have a couple pics that might work.

KSHHHHHHHHHHHHT

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ZONE TEN AGAIN FUCK GOD DAMN

ZONE TEN SORT YOURSELF OUT

SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Dammit Zone 10.

Does CPD know we do this? Have real Roberts ever openly shitposted in here?

>>127154262
See:
>>127145361

>gas leak
>the place is going to blow up

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>Lady screaming that a Gasoline Station is gonna EXPLODE
>She hung up

The suspense tonight is KILLING me. Also, was that fucking MORSE CODE just now?

>>127154305
Thank you. Holy shit imminent gas explosion?!

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>>127131642

I'm late to the game been watching hockey and work is going to suck tomorrow. What kind of coonery did I miss?

>THE PLACE IS GONNA BLOW UP
THE PLACE IS GONNA BLOW UP
>THE PLACE IS GONNA BLOW UP
THE PLACE IS GONNA BLOW UP
>THE PLACE IS GONNA BLOW UP
THE PLACE IS GONNA BLOW UP
>THE PLACE IS GONNA BLOW UP
THE PLACE IS GONNA BLOW UP

>>127154533
shots fired, domestics, ODs, gas station fire, panhandler craziness, lady got cut by a swordsman, breddy good so far

>>127134622
Chicago is pretty based actually.

North side is a beautiful metropolis and south side is the dumpster fire that you're hearing.

>they were drinking all of a sudden they decided to fight

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>>127154825

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>FIVE

>FIVE SHOTS FIRED

>AH AH AH

>coyote

>>127155026
Yeah pretty much. Get's really annoying when you hear how everyone thinks Chicago is a shithole when the areas where any white person would reasonably live are cleaner than LA and NY.

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OPEN KEY CHECK YO KEYS CHECK YO KEYS

Why do they say "good morning" this time of night? Is it some kind of brain trick to deal with the shittiness of working a night shift?

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What is check your keys meme?

>>127155391
God I wanna make some OCs, I got Photoshop and everything I just don't know where to start though.

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And good morning.
>Gooooood morning

>five intoxicated teens fighting
>unknown weapons

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>>127155630
Nvm I suck dick, I have a watermaek

>>127155677
I have 5 on Nunchucks. Do they know if they were fast as lightning?

Check your keys!

>>127155630
Someone has an open key on their radio. Messes up communication.

>"What do you need an ambulance for?

(SILENCE)

>>127155630
Somebody's got an open mic

>sitting in a green car
>playing the loud music
>selling the drugs

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>>127155618
They are first shift. Even though they start at 10PM.

>>127155649
Fuck around a bit. play with layers, overlaying effects. Look up some tutorials on adjusting levels.

Mostly, just fuck around though.

>>127155649
Take some nice pics of chicago, change the colors to a neon 80's vibe, or whatever you'd like. Then from there it's whatever you want.

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>>127155886
Thanks

>>127138517

It's time to go back to plebbit.

what's with the morse code?

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>>127156022
Have a CPD edition rare pepe, friend. Welcome to comfytown.

>>127156198
Its been posited that that is machine-code for EMS information.

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>>127156210
Nice

>unknown male black is banging on her door
>Wearing a tan raincoat
RAPE DELIVERY bitch, open tha do!

>>127156066
>>127138517
>quality education
>CPS
doublepluskek

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Good "morning" cpd!

>person claiming she was shot

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just now checking in what did i miss?

>s. wabash
>person shot
We have a casualty!

>>127156210
Trump's tower looking beautiful as always

>>127138517
children deserve a quality home life more than a quality education

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evening roberts. awesome pics as usual while scrolling down. male black behaving tonight?

>>127156820
2 good ones

what the fuck is all this static tonight?

Did someone say pony?

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>>127157213
thanks :) more to come

We have officially reached Real Robert Hours™

>male black hoodie breaking car windows with a crowbar

>>127156820
>>127157341
nice memes, friend.

>"Did anyone else see that?"

WHAT DID ROBERT SEE?

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>TWO
>TWO SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

>>127156788

We should start putting nigger babies into "quality" homes at gun point then.

No one deserves anything. The sooner people realize that we are not equal and 95% of niggers are always going to worthless savages, the better. The other 5% will be brought down by the 95%. I do not care about them and neither should you. They would not hesitate to stab you for $20 if they remotely thought they could get away with it.

>>127157416
I think someone didn't get the memo that that shit is TM'd

http://supforums.com/thread/79471395/politics/chicago-police-scanner-thread-real-robert-hours.html

>6 shots nothing further

>>127157690
https://archive.fo/awczp

Sheeeiiiit. Its weird seeing our memes having names attached to them.

>they're probably shooting at each other

>White Chrysler 300 and another vic driving in opposite directions, probably shooting at each other

NEW BREAD BAKING STAND BY

>>127158535
>>127158535
>>127158535
>>127158535
>>127158535


NEW NEW NEW

>>127158535
>>127158535
>>127158535
>>127158535
>>127158535

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>>127158296

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>shell casings and blood
its heating up

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>>127157520
more and danker to come :)