The Red Pill.

>>127126403
It's a tossup between Bill Hicks, and George Carlin obviously.

Sam Hyde

>>127126403
bIL hICKS

one half of Doug Stanhope

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>>127126403

>>127126532

This. Carlin had some liberal leanings, but 99.9% based as fuck. I miss both of them.

>>127126403
Patrice O'Neal. Incredible despite his handicap

>>127126403
Dane Cook

>>127126403
Bill Cosby
>eat yer puddin

>>127126759
probably more like 15%

that is about 14% more than most though.

>>127126994
go back to myspace, faggot

>>127126759
Stanhope is libertarian.

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>>127126403
Sam Hyde, there is no other answer, don't bother

>>127126403
God.

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>>The public sucks, fuck hope.

Easily the greatest quote of all time.

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>>127127037
Take the Billpill.

>>127126701
>>127126809
>These plebs don't know about Lenny Bruce

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>>127126403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwkdGr9JYmE

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>>127127868
Must have been a big fucking joke when he was crafting me.

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>>127128098
Can I get a quick run do-zzzzzzzzz

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not a comedian, but how could i resist

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I fucking completely forgot about this gem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2aHwvRSAzY

>>127126809
I remember him saying in his second last special that the US would be better with a female president, of course he gets a huge applaud from the audience afterwards.

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>>127127868
un i bonic ally dis

>>127128718
lol @ anon

>>127129435
I'm not opposed to a female leader, its not like that immediately means every single cabinet and leadership position goes female.

just give us one with balls that isn't a criminal

>>127126403
far from it

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>>127129762
Stop laughing

>>127128718
Nah mate, you only think he was fucking with you. The truth is, he is scared of you. He put many challenges along your path to deter you from achieving your true potential.

The computer? Not the devil's work, but God. /Pol/? You better believe God had a finger in its creation. Your ugly face and pathetic body? Partially your fault because you keep succumbing to the desires he places in your path.

He made you weak so you cannot challenge him. You're gonna continue to be gods little bitch?

>>127130114
>You're gonna continue to be gods little bitch?
There's literally no point to not be.
Nothing is gonna change.

>>127126403
1. Bill Hicks
2. George Carlin
3. Patrice O'Neal (Look at his stuff on Opie and Anthony)

>>127130210
Then I'm not going to spend time trying to convince someone who's given up. Just know you got potential.

>>127129819
You are a cuck, and so was he.

>>127126403
Pretty sure most good comedians are blackpill. Carlin was especially this.

>>127133330
>Just know you got potential.
Had. Flushed it all away.
It's too late now.

>>127133706
He's right though anon.. science and religion both with tell you humans are born from stars, you can't run from your potential. Even if you pretend you "flushed it all away"

bILL nYE. hE redpillEd ThE shIt oUt oF me

>>127126403
Red Foxx

my brother is so bad with money you know what he did with his first 5 dollar piece?

he married her

>>127126532
>>127131231
Ah, I love Alex Jones

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Hyde is the only one

>>127128255

this story probably isn't true, he just makes this shit up to make fun of imaginary stupid people. I have no idea what anyone sees in this pious prick.

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only one answer

>>127126403
>red pill
>comedian
pick one

>>127138921
this. they can only see parts of the red pill, but they all can't break the mindset of oppressor/oppressed that the liberal leans on.

>>127136510
If Alex turned out to really be Hicks I honestly don't know if I'd be sad he turned into a trump cuck or if I'd praise him as a genius for making a mockery of all of us for believing all the crazy shit he says

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>>127126403
>>127138891
>lol there is no god because [aimless rhetoric] EVERYONE BUT ME IS STUPID

>>127126759
>>127127577
Stanhope is the most degenerate fuck of them all. i like his comedy but after i grew up i started to despise his nihilism and uselessness

>>127136430
"We were so poor, if I hadn't been born a boy I wouldn't have had nuthin' to play with."