Comet Ping Pong's Rape Bench is on Craigslist

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>>127113357
It'd be funny if this whole thing wasn't so fucked up.

Bump
Praise kek

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>>127113357
>$250

Jesus Christ these disgusting pedo crypto-Jewish wretches. Let them all die horribly and slowly. I guarantee this will be bought by a /pol/ denizen or as some sick pedo's momento.

LET. THIS. RIDE. END.

>>127113357
Get that shit asap, we need it for DNA testing or something.

>>127113357
thats not a rape bench and you know it. its a nugget diaper changing table

>>127114643
Came here to post this

>>127113357
IF you don't buy that and have every surface tested for DNA I don't know what to tell you.

>>127114643

this.

>>127113357
It's "near industrictable"..?
I guess cheese would light up under UV light too, otherwise that might be something to check, DNA...

>>127113357
Remember to archive links using archive.is

http://archive.is/9uT0j <- craigslist posting

that being said, all this archiving has made me feel very sleepy. we should all take a nap and come back in a few hours.

>>127114643
Bumpn

>>127113357

BUY, BUY, BUY.

>>127113357
Does it come with hairless pizza?

>>127113357
>> #AntiqueButcherBlock #VintageButcherBlock #ToolRoom

ew

At first I thought, this isn't necessarily a weird thing, it does look pretty beat-up, maybe they just thought it was time to get a new one, then I saw that they are actually promoting that it's from Comet Ping Pong and trying to sell it for $250...wtf?

>>127114643
>>127114958
>>127115151
>>127115526

I imagine they bleached the fuck out of it though. What do you think we could find?

Blacklight

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>>127115994
https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/fuo/6146345695.html

They made two listings for it

>>127116520
Can anyone run plates?

>Pay hundreds of dollars for stupid table
>Keep in storage for years
>Finally, the pizza courtcase starts
>"DAMNIT, we just don't have enough evidence to convict Hillary Clinton of raping this little girl!"
>Burst in through the doors, my trenchcoat billowing in the wind
>"That's where you're wrong, bucko"
>Give them the table
>"This is incredible! It's covered in bodily fluids! Mostly semen! If this matches their DNA, we'll put them away for life!"
>Well...I mean... I may have "tested" the table a few times myself...
>Hillary exonerated the next day

The listing says 'text or email', if you click 'reply' the email address and number to text will appear. Guy's name is Jim. Anyone willing to ask why it's being sold?

>>127113357
Pizzagate? Again? Really?

go to sleep

>>127116181
It'll fucking glow like a fuel rod

>250$ for a shitty rusted up table

>>127116520
RUN THE PLATE

>its for sure that satanic headquarters of the most powerful people in the world

>selling work table for 250 bucks.

Must be tough being a globe ruling satanist these days...

>>127113357
Dna samples?

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pizzagate and seth rich are psyops meant to discredit recently declassified intel on JFK and 9/11. If you buy into this kike shilling, you are either A. useful idiot B. complicit kike

>>127113357
Buy it and have it tested. We'll crowdfund that shit.