Brit/pol/ - Sento Edition

Nice of the Queen to visit Manchester
.

Happening in newport!!!!

Places being evacuated!

OK I'm in a bit of a state this afternoon and I really need some advice from you guys.
Went into my 13 year old daughter's bedroom this morning to get her dirty clothes for washing and noticed her bin was full so decided to empty it and to my horror I found 2 used condoms at the bottom of the bin.
Has anyone been in a similar situation and what should I do? I can't believe that she is sexually active she's not very mature for her age and I don't think she has a boyfriend.
Please help

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>Why Jeremy Corbyn has the best long-term plan for tackling terrorism on British soil
http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/jeremy-corbyn-anti-intervention-middle-east-manchester-attack-libya-foreign-policy-a7752706.html

>UKIP membership defecting to labour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqDkqBQtn-8&t=4m0s

>Telegraph pulls article critical of Theresa May
https://order-order.com/2016/07/02/read-full-article-pulled-telegraph-pressure-may-campaign/

>The Conservatives have been the biggest borrowers of the last 70 years
http://www.taxresearch.org.uk/Blog/2016/03/13/the-conservatives-have-been-the-biggest-borrowers-over-the-last-70-years/

>John McDonnell makes Tory boy look like a chump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6K2yfHAQyM

>Dennis Skinner comments on Corbyn and shuts up BBC reporter spin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHGDDMAP5qU

>Police tells May in 2015 that police cuts would lead to army on streets, May dismisses it as scaremongering.
http://www.lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/james-obrien/police-officer-theresa-may-cuts-james-obrien/
>Labour’s manifesto key points
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/16/labour-manifesto-analysis-key-points-pledges

>>127067361
probably just got them from school at that age, that's what we did when you got them for free. Assuming she just wanted to see what they were like or had a PSD lesson about them. Talk to your wife her mum as it is probably time to have the talk

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>threadsplit

Fuck

I LOVE ANIME GIRLS AAHHHHHHHHH

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>>127067361
you have failed as a parent.

>>127067326
sauce

Cant post links but armed officers cordening off Newport!!!

>>127067550
Yes Eddie, we know that

>still in the pub
>normies shit talk west brom
>call their mate a gypo
Faith in humanity restored

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>>127067155
Brit/pol/ Discord:
discord
.gg
/5zKHqw

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>>127067361
>father
>asking /pol/ for tips

>>127067625
Hi GCHQ

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Tonight's Question Time panel.

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>>127067155
Where should I spam post my anime pictures?

Anime & Manga? No.
Anime/Cute? No,
Anime/Wallpapers? No,
Hentai? No,
Ecchi? No,
Yuri? No,
Hentai/Alternative? No.
Yaoi? No,

/pol/'s Brit/pol/ thread? Perfect,

Reminder: Tripfags and anime posters are the cancer that has eaten the heart and rotted the core out of brit/pol/ and they will not stop. Do not reply to them and do not participate in brit/pol/ threads that are very clearly started by these nauseating narcissists.

My advice is to make a habit of reporting certain posters (you know who they are) when they start their bullshit. Usually takes four or five reports from people for a janitor to notice.

>>127067590
South wales argus. Cant post links as on the phone.

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daily reminder that the gchq is coming for all nonces

This thread was made first
>>127067139
>>127067139
>>127067139
>>127067139

LADS LADS LADS QUICK CALL THE QUEEN CALL MI6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MLQkH8ojW8

>>127067859
There's more people in this one though.

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>>127067711
FFS, after May has a shitty week of campaigning we have to sacrifice the election to have a fucking boring ass

"we should investigate muslims"
"no that's profiling"
"yes but"
"no but"

There's an election on isn't there? literally letting terrorism affect an election.

>>127067361

this happened to me, turned out it had been me in my sleep the whole time. set up a nightvision camera and chain yourself to you bed

>>127067679
Hello.

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>>127067326
what the fuck i grew up in newport and just moved away to caerphilly

comfy as fuck now lmao.

>>127068478
what high school did you go to lad

>>127067361
Your daughter is a whore and probably got corrupted by her whore friends at school.
t. Knower

>>127068572
newport high school formerly bettws high school, rebuilt the fucking thing cos it was sinking an inch or two a year into the marsh it was on

before they rebuilt it there were massive water bubbles under the grass in the field behind the school that we used to go jump on, good times. now its kinda shit with fences everywhere to stop people running away

best school

>>127068892
st, joseph's here
was worth a shot

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I don't doubt that these missiles are (((accidentally))) hitting Syrian government forces

>>127067361
neighborhood muzzy rape gang grooming her for hooking

>>127069083
close
>>127067740
http://www.southwalesargus.co.uk/news/15309773.Bomb_squad_called_as_Friars_Walk_is_evacuated_due_to__suspicious_vehicle_/

>>127069289
i would pay for a raffle to get to have something written on a bomb, hows that for fundraising.

rich people could pay for nuke raffles

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>>127069289
>bomber is British guy
>has Libyan parent
>bomb Syria

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MAN THE MEME STATIONS
TO WAR LADS!

>>127067155
>hooktube.com

don't do this

I really need to invest in a pair of shorts lads

Tories using two preventable attacks that happened under their rule as reasons not to vote Labour.

Really makes you think.

>>127067361

>Used condoms
>I can't believe she is sexually active

Start believing

>>127069792
>soldiers
>having a brain

>>127072219
A short skirt would be better

>>127072219

tits or gtfo

>>127072244
Corbyn would have his ass spread for the Manchester bomber.

>>127072334
Agreed! It really helps air out the balls

Weeaboo twats.

HAPPENING IN LONDON!!
BRIDGE SEALED OFF!!

https://twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/867791974769840128

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More on the pic posted by anon in previous thread.

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>>127067361
>anyone on Brit/pol/ has a gf, let alone kids

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>>127072334
this your speed aye big man?

>>127069792
He also frequently travelled to Syria as well as Libya, what do you imagine he was learning there?

>>127070522

She was greek. Why have they Anglicised her name?

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It sounds like you're blaming the prime minister for this attack.

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>>127072561

>>127072553
>10:18 am

>>127072561
>Rumour of suspicious parked car on the bridge
the jig is up, brothers
inshallah our next car bomb will destroy many kaffir

>>127072561
>>127072553
I only care about the death toll. Otherwise it wont even make the news

>>127072701
>It sounds like you're blaming the prime minister for this attack.
Watch spiderman ffs. With great power comes great responsibility

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>>127072244
>reasons not to vote Labour
They don't need to let jihadists murder kids at a pop concert to achieve that effect.

People in Newcastle are seriously considering not voting Labour this time. That was before the attack. It's fucking unreal.

>>127067361
First thing, chill out. She's using s condom so she's being responsible. Next thing is talk to her about it.

Often girls will leave theseblmowing parents will find them, their way of telling you.

discord: https://discordapp.com/invite/A6WU2zr

>>127069792
>British guy
>Libyan parents

Oh yes this must the the C I V I C nationalism I've heard so much about.

I don't think terrorists would be able to create a bomb big enough to destroy London Bridge, but what if they did? Which monument would be the tipping point?
Elizabeth Tower? St Paul's Cathedral? Nelson's Column?

>>127072244
Corbyn is least trusted on security and defence, this can only work in Mays favour

>>127072890
> she's being a responsible slut
wew laddo

>>127072825
>this retard who keeps reposting this fucking stupid comment

Kill yourself, fucking idiot.

>bomber called his mother asking for forgiveness an hour before he blew himself up.

Do you think she reported it to the police? I doubt it. As far as I'm concerned she has blood on her hands.

Who /LabourOrBust/ here?

>>127072975
Not sure if we could make lybia any worse than it already is? No harm in trying though.

>>127073016
> snitching on your kin
Neck yourself

>>127072986
Big Ben

Getting real tired of all of these hysterical fucks shutting down transport hubs and shopping centres across Britain because somebody accidentally dropped some shopping and it made a loud noise.

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>>127067361
You know what to do.

>>127073027
leak damage control

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Start buying guns.

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When will Scotland be free?

Happening at Westminster bridge

Suspicious vehicle, bridge evacuated

>>127073016
The entire family are Islamist. That's 100% fact. They stole from this country as "refugees" and sent their offspring to murder us. Truly that's repaying us!

>>127073162
Never

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>>127073032
Me, lad.

>>127073010
Nah mate; consensual healthy sexual relationship, nothing wrong with that.

>>127073132
This is basically what the terrorists wanted, so people saying 'we have to get on with our lifes' are talking shit.

>>127073162
Soon I hope. They're dragging England down.
https://www.snp.org/pb_what_is_the_snp_s_policy_on_immigration

>>127073248
>13 years old

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>>127073248

>>127072701
KUENSSBEEEEEEEEEEEEEERG!!!!!!

>>127073240
>it was just banter

>car parked
>intiate bomb scare
It's nothing

>>127073248
Plenty wrong with being a slag. What are you, a plebe?

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>>127072561

>>127073162
Jocks don't have the weight to go fully independent and will just become Merkel's newest bitches.

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>>127072791
>I nearly walked that way
>I'm glad that I took the bus instead

>>127072986

they could wipe out every landmark in London and the only reaction would be

>and in a way wasn't it time to admit that these monuments to imperialism were vectors of the exact hatred that causes poor disenfanchised (((Britons))) to bravely fight back by shredding our kids etc etc

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>>127073162
>>127073319
https://www.snp.org/pb_why_should_scotland_welcome_the_refugees_from_syria

WE HAVE TO GET ON WITH OUR LIVES

THE TERRORISTS WON'T FRIGHTEN US

KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON; STIFF UPPER LIP

>(we'll do this by panicking and shutting the city down whenever somebody leaves their car unoccupied for a little too long, or forgets to take their keys out)

>go for a walk
>notice "vote labour" signs everywhere despite them getting btfo in local elections
>not a single conservative sign

Is Labour going to actually make an insane comeback or are Tory voters just this ashamed to admit who they are voting for.

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>>127073248
>13 year old
>consensual healthy sexual relationship

How about no

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You cunts on here are always taking the piss out of the jobless. Well, Fuck You, this week I hiked from Frome to Glastonbury, took a couple of days camping, and two days at Stonehenge and am making my way to Cornwall for a week. Will return to sign on Monday. No, not this week silly, the week after.

Saving loads now food banks are open, so should get a few 10 dayyers abroad come the winter months. Cheerio slaves.

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>>127073240

>>127073324
I lost my virginity young, nowt wrong with me. Shows it's consensual shows they are being responsible.

>>127073162
scotland would be fucked if they had left.

oil and whiskey that's all you have.
and the price of oil is at an all time low.

UKIP is shit under Nuttall.

Blaming Theresa for the attacks? Seriously? I can't defend that, lads.

I'm on the May train now.

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Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgfDqiFcYlc

3 BOMB THREATS IN NEWPORT WITH 2 PACKAGES AND SUSPICIOUS VEHICLE. AREA SHUT DOWN FOR THE LAST 3 HOURS. RESIDENTS REPORT HEARING 2 LARGE BANGS BUT POLICE DENY.

RAIDS ONGOING IN MANCHESTER WITH SAS TROOPS INVOLVED.

NHS ISSUE ALERT TO ALL 27 MAJOR TRAUMA CENTRES TO BE PREPARED FOR A POTENTIAL TERROR ATTACK(S) THIS WEEKEND.

>>127073439
What if they end up staying together for ever and get married and have kids? Still a slag?

>>127073761
Muslims don't make threats.

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>>127067361
At least she's using condoms m8?

Calm down, it's not like you're going to be able to unsex her, is it? Freaking out over it is just going to guarantee she deliberately gets a shitty boyfriend to piss you off. Esepcially as you went through her bins, you loony.

>I don't think she has a boyfriend
Clearly she does. Teens these days aren't much different from our day, but they do get a headstart on this sort of thing thanks to the internet.

She hasn't told you she is dating; why do you think this is?

>>127073132

My dad was once evacuated from his office at work so the police could blow up a suspicious package

Turned out to be a bag containing sandwiches...and this was years ago, before 7/7 even

People are retarded

>>127073761
Looks like I'm staying in this weekend (Not that I ever go out anyway)

>>127073589

I can only dream of a life of unbridled freedom such as yours, I've never even sat next to a cashpoint demanding money to continue smelling like shit. What a waste.

>>127073468
>patlabor 2

>>127073743
>don't be angry
>just accept it and move on

The mentality of a dying nation

>>127073722
>1pbtid
>Reddit spacing
Fuck off you kike

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>>127073761
I AM FUCKING DESPERATE FOR ANOTHER ONE
CMON

>>127073566
Shy tories as has been true for 25 years+

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>>127073811
Aye, the muslims don't.

>>127073762
> extramarital sex
Yup
Also there's no way that will ever happen unless the condom breaks

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>>127067722
Were you bullied at school?

>>127073813
This.

Also she left them there on purpose.

Remember if you come down hard on her, she will never tell you anything ever again. Talk to her about, learn more about what's going on before you pass judgement on the situation.

>>127073761
More like 3 bomb scares

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>>127073761
>mfw GWR terror warnings have been playing over the tannoy at the stations all week

>>127073813
Abhorrent post & picture

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Any /illuminati/ posters in tonight?

Is there some sort of initiation rite I can do to become mummy may's boyfriend? Even just for one night, there must be some sort of arrangement that can be made!

>>127073917
I doubt the IRA could pull off a successful attack. Not without MI5's help anyway.

>>127072561
This happens after every single terrorist attack. Loads of false flags for the next few days. I expect this will be the same.

>>127073848
You will Never Leave here anon , until May shuts it down and puts you in prison obviously

>>127073566

>Put up a Tory sign
>Peaceful Labour supporters burn your house down and lynch your family

There always seem to be more leftie signs than Tory ones

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>>127067711
>Awful Tory
>Even worse Lab
>Moderate Muslim
>Guy who was part of the grooming investigation
>Son died to the IRA
Gonna be a very tepid affair with people booing Burnham and Rudd throughout. Gonna need this too.

>>127073489
>12

That was my bus when I was wageslaving.

>>127073826
>retarded
Fuck off burger

The owner of the unoccupied car at Westminster has been found.

Is presumably very confused

>>127067361
Get them johnnies secured for future DNA matching.

Lads do you ever feel like you're 100% on a watch list?
I commented earlier on this private lib dem video and I'm a bit worried.
https://youtu.be/nw00yZ2sUYY

>>127074096
Merely banter lad

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Heard you guys needed some help.

>>127074122
>son died to the IRA
fucking bbc anti corbyn. you just know that twatty dimbeby is going to bring that shit up.

>>127074057
How much money would you be willing and able to spend?

>>127074178

>Doesn't like the word "retarded"

What are you, retarded?

>>127074057
Fuck that nasty cunt BTFO

>>127073566

The left are a vocal minority.

How many more attacks til death camps become a viable option lads?

>>127073761
>NEWPORT....SUSPICIOUS VEHICLE

It was taxed and MOT'd?

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>>127073240

>>127074287
5-10k could probably get more why

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>>127073761
>27 MAJOR TRAUMA CENTRES

its true

>>127074331
Too extreme
Just pay Jizya

>>127074331
If more kids die, not that many.
Seriously, even the lefties have been extremely quiet this time.

>>127074283
Fink about that lad. Most cucked organisation on earth. Still knows corbyn is a commie.

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>>127069289
>Elephant is Indian.
>Bomb all African Elephants.
>Stupid Bongs.

>>127073811
They weren't threats just the general term.
Suspicious vehicle at the shopping centre and 2 packages found at different bridges.
>>127073848
Ramadan begins on the 27th and final feast tomorrow after the Friday prayers. It's going to get hot. Ramadan is always a high activity time.
>>127073908
Soon I expect judging by the sheer speed of the raids. It's clear this network is larger than expected and its only one cell. All cells operate independent of each other. So they don't know the other cell's aims and members.

>>127074057
F
O
R
C
E

>>127074420
Nowhere near enough lad, soz

>>127074096
A house near me had its windows bricked for having a tory board up haha
Disclaimer just Banter !

britbongs have you watched David Wood's video yet? His material is excellent, dude goes after the muslim sources for jihad and backs his videos up all day long

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFo_rR90Tr8

Based Drumpf

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40048565

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>>127073680
Cheers for the concern buck. I'll keep it in mind when I vote SNP and then Yes in my referendum. That's right - mine.

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>>127074456

>>127074477
> fasting month is a high activity time
kek

>>127074477
>Soon I expect judging by the sheer speed of the raids
If the net is closing in I'd imagine they'd be wanting to get their jihad on asap

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>>127074235
Kind of related

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>>127074595

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>>127072562
My kids are half-llama.

>>127074595
>voting for the SNP
Enjoy the refugees

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"Still, it is the primary right of men to die and kill for the land they live in, and to punish with exceptional severity all members of their own race who have warmed their hands at the invaders hearth" - Winston churchill

imagine if a leader said this now. what a bunch of cucks we have truly become

>>127074658
BBQ season for me. Let the smell spread.

>>127074341
kek

>in Harrogate this weekend for a mini break
What are my chances of getting enriched?

>>127074658
They're all hangry, Anon, it's not their fault

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>>127074629
We need to get used to this

>>127074511
Lets say I had 100k where would that get me

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>>127074235
>Heard you guys needed some help.
Ex 4 Para

Lads who is actually on QT tonight? Not the meme Abo panel.

>>127074560
>Why jihadis attack concerts

Because it's a soft target with lots of people.

Muslims in this country are an issue lads.

>>127074307
Be gone with you fatty

>>127074821
Cool file name bro

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legitimately curious

is there a SINGLE argument against this?

>>127074788
It's not actually that bad if you have a hearty brekkie

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>>127074862
It's somehow worse

>>127074684
That's what happened in Brussels.

The remnants of the Molenbeek cell were planning to launch a second attack on Paris; however, because the French investigation was making progress faster than was expected, they rushed an attack on the Brussels airport and metro.

Doubt this cell has anywhere near the capabilities of the Brussels cell, but likely still possess explosives and those with the proclivity to use them.

>>127074341
Bravo

>>127073872
Great movie. Really need to re-watch that again.

>>127074658
what's with the kek?

Why do brittfags always need there own thread on every board? Everyone already speaks english. What more do you need?

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>>127074908
>white Christian men have committed more terrorist attacks

>>127074908
tell him to khs

>>127074965
don't know how you lot watch this crap

>>127074712
kek

are nige on LBC in 10 mins

http://www.lbc.co.uk/national/radio/player/
http://www.lbc.co.uk/national/radio/player/
http://www.lbc.co.uk/national/radio/player/
http://www.lbc.co.uk/national/radio/player/

>>127073852
Join up lad. I'm in somewhere called Polperro.

>>127074658
Hungry muslims are dangerous ones. We need big sizzling bacon BBQ's all across the country this heatwave. Nay, all summer!

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>>127067466

Fuck Corbyn and Labour shills

>>127074762
by some blonde in a rangerover as you cross the road?
very likely
I can point you at a great turkish restaurant btw

>>127074908

Gordon's just upset that most British people would gladly see him thrown off a roof for his cat-raping piss-bottling ways, let alone jihadis

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>>127074957
Curry and naan bread at 4am does not a hearty brekkie make

>>127074888
he goes deeper than that, citing muslim sources that say that girls singing is haram and playing musical instruments is haram, and how allah commands muslims to wage jihads against infidels and hypocrites, so they're a good targets for jihadis who don't want to cause any harm to a devout muslim (who could be in a crowded market, for example), since a muslim who listens to girls singing/musical instrument is a hypocrite

this is also why ISIS kills muslims, killing hypocrites, muslims who don't obey the Sharia fully is 100% islamic

just watch the video, the guy is a very good teacher of islam

>>127074968
Is it wrong I hope they succeed? People are already resuming usual cucked activity. A sustained string of attacks will make people feel like we're at war

>>127074807
A dinner invitation and maybe (emphasis on maybe) a cheeky wristy under the table if she likes you.

LADS how are you handling our 2 days of sun a year

>>127075061
Why you guys keep going on about independence every year ? What more do you want?

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>>127075093
if the BNP aka NSDAP aka conservative party win it could happen

>>127075093
This. That's always an option.

>>127074734
get that pork out and stinking the mosques out anon ,disclaimer only banter

How do we get drugs off the streets? Its driving British young people to perform horrendous acts of violence

>>127075191
Fatty

>>127073722
Kike BBC sympathising faggot

>>127075061
you dont understand. our problems and your problems are not the same. you have the entire website.

>>127074595
we need another edward the first you teach you lads a lession to be honest.
Edwardus Primus Scottorum Malleus hic est, lad.

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>>127075127
>readies pint

>>127075143
Could a drone carry s pig corpse? Thinking we could land one on top of the mosque dome at end of Ramadan? Would be a birch to get down

>>127075061
To get away from your countrymen

>>127074908
The white Christians don't always do it in the name of Christianity/God/Jesus

>>127074908
The difference is that all muslims believe in Islam, and Islam as a whole condones and calls for violence against

>gays
>women and minorities through indentured subordination
>infidels

and to condemn individuality for the sake of the whole.

>t. volunteered with a bunch for a long time, and yes they all believed I was going to hell but liked me so they kept trying to "save" me.

>>127074908
1.) Muslims barely condemn terrorism as polls demonstrate that the majority are totally in support of killing apostates from Islam, etc.
2.) White Christian men have not committed more terrorist attacks than Muslims.
3.) Islamic countries actually execute homosexuals. Really.
4.) Christian political parties in the United States and Britain do not exist.

>>127075242
nice find a tall building and post it for him to jump off, fucking kike.

>>127075285
That's what pakis eat during Ramadan, not me m8...

>>127075191
thats a nice doggo

>>127075055
It's a pity no one over here likes Trump. They'd eat this shit up if it was Obama

>>127075359
>Could a drone carry s pig corpse
Dunno lad how much you weigh?

>>127074908
White and Male aren't ideologies
White and Male aren't communities at all, and they sure as aren't even close to as insular as Islamic communities
You don't choose to be White or Male, you choose to follow Islam

>Christian political parties in Britain
Which ones? Do any of them have seats in Parliament? Even Tim Farron has abandoned Christianity in public because he got crucified by the papers over it.

>America elected-
This is the UK, fucker. Not Burgerstan. We keep voting open-borders bleeding-heart types, and anyone who doesn't conform gets hounded out of politics, and has done since Powell.

>>127074897
I am very surprised they have spec forces on the UK streets, then again the tories have sacked all the Police kek

>>127072701
(((kuenssberg)))

>>127074908
Christianity has reformed
Islam hasn't

>>127075455
92kg

>>127073533

Aye lad rather ironic as well as being empty platitudes.

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>>127073633
>nowt wrong with me
>shitposting on brit/pol
>thinks 13 year olds can consent

Soldiers and CCTV on every inch of every block to keep me safe thank you Mummy

Wait is there no Neil on Sturgeon tonight?!

>>127075480
Armed police at most train stations in south east. Perhaps specific intel?

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>>127073887
>sees touching spontaneous tribute
>Rah, rah fooking shite mate! Rah!

Bet you fapped over (pic related) too.

Just as bad as the terrorist, he probably died with an erection because he thought he was going to add to the hate and thus recruit others to his fruity little jihad.

>>127075061
Shut it Fatty !

>>127075604
Cancelled. I presume tomorrow will be with nuttal as he was meant to do on tuesday?

>>127074908
So there cant be a white Muslim?

or a black non-Muslim

>>127074965
>>>127074862
>It's somehow worse

it really is.

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>>127074729
>mfw we had that kike who helped ensure Britain's destruction as a world power and the rise of the USA instead of a patriot that would have ensured Britain's place alongside our Germanic brethren in a crusade against Marxism and the establishment of a European New Order that would ensure its survival.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNPzlFivd3M

>>127075593
Hahaha well mensnd my gf were together for a year n we had a lot of fun and it was a healthy relationship

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All going to plan lads - these things don't happen by chance....

>>127075127
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>>127075127
Get in here boys.

>>127075061
We don't want yanks talking about yank shit here like the rest of the site. I can go to any board and there will be a trump related post

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>>127074908
Yeah.
White terrorists aren't autistic to blow themselves up
>White christian me have committed more terrorist attacks in the west than Muslims
I wonder why that is?

>>127075619
What the fuck are you even talking about

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>>127075359
Way ahead of you - liquified pig fat + crop duster over tower hamlets, etc.

How do our special forces (SAS, SBS, SRR) compare against other nation's special forces? Do we really have the best? What about physical fitness comparisons?

>>127075718
>So there cant be a white Muslim?
Any time someone calls you racist for disliking Islam, point out you feel equal animosity towards Chechnya's Islamofacist bollocks, and they're pretty white.

>>127075599
>block
HI, CAN I HAVE A LARGE QUARTER POUNDER SIDEWALK FRIES
>>127075447
True

>>127075762
"she's onleh yewman at end of t' day"
>kek

>>127075851
Good plan

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>>127075447
>thats a nice dongo

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STOP READING THE MAIL

>>127075883
seals > SAS >the rest isnt it

>>127075883
I'd put them at least on par with any other special forces in the world.

>>127075996
thanks

>>127075219
Too hot today my cats didnt like it , I am awaiting a call from the Army reserves to be back doing a bit soon .

>>127075883
I'd say equal to or closely behind/ahead of ours.

Guys whats the best sub to get from subway? Not eaten there in about 5 years

>>127076020
Don't read the mail you lefty cucked
Mongoloid

Nigel is on LBC soon.

Get in there boys.

>>127075883
Also I heard the SRR are basically pretty incompetent and don't do much physical stuff.

>>127076121
odds on anyone in here calling up ?

>>127075217
you're not illuminati everyone knows about cash for access

that's for lobbyists to affect politics, MPs are the ones who pay for sex usually

just voted for ukip lads

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NIGE NOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr15RxmRb0c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr15RxmRb0c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr15RxmRb0c

>>127076085
Steak and cheese

Wheres the link to the video live stream of Nige?

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>>127075257
If (((they))) wanted them off the street it would already be done. They don't.

>>127076085
All bacon

>>127076030

>SEALS
ahahaha

British SF are well known to be the best in the world.

>>127075359
You really should put a disclaimer after that Offensive post anon , *Taps nose*

>>127076085
Meatball marinara
If they still do it, the Chicken Teriyaki's p. good too

jeremy corbyn interview bbc 1 lads

>>127076169
I mean, if I knew what I was gonna say I'd phone up.

>>127076244
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>>127075756
Brother is a muzzie, muzzies always lie
the brother and family were in on it

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>>127076020
don't ever mention that cuck in this thread. you have been warned.

>5 children still in critical condition

;_;7

>Lib dem party broadcast
>Tim: "Muh Manchester"

Fuck off.

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top kek

>>127075455
Kek you on fire tonight

>>127076085

veggie pattie w/jalapenos and sweet onion sauce

>>127076305
Hahahahaha no

>>127076391
we can only hope they pull through

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>>127076406
Thats a big kid

>>127067361

All girls today are whores. There was never anything you could do to avoid this.

You're up against an entire culture of jizz jars, her jizz jar friends, jizz jar school, etc.

>>127076305
get cancer you shit cunt

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>>127074057
Summoning Day is the last Wednesday of the month, m8.

I could ask Ashteroth if she could sort you out? Probably cost you a few pints of blood, but you can offset that onto your first born.

>>127076174
Cash for access is all you get when all you've got is cash for access money. Male MPs are the ones paying for sex, ya goof. You ain't even got enough for a few rounds with Diane Abbott you fucking poorfag, go buy a bag of chips for Sturgeon and know your place.

>>127076085
spicy italian with gherkins olives jalepenos and hot sauce

>>127076311
what everyone on the islam threads post, hurr durr mudslimes get them out ??

>>127076488
UU
UU

NEW

>>127076450
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>>127076450

NIGE IS LIVE

>>127076431
>being a veggie and not having all the fucking salad
sort it out lad

>>127076488
for me

>>127076406
>that fireman's smile
I'm crying

>>127075217
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/sep/01/lunch-with-theresa-may-thatll-will-be-3150

>£3,150

I have enough but how am I supposed to negotiate such a request with all those lobbyists in the room

>>127076705
Always archive known sources of clickbait. If site, dump on archive.is; if youtube video, rewrite domain in url to hooktube.com

https://archive.is/3WHnT <- theguardian.com article

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>>127076406
>we ruled the world once

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Anyone think the IS drone force is going to hit Europe at some point?
Webm as example related.

>>127076860
Is that an Abrams? Who are the people being targeted?

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Pub quiz in 20 minutes. Shall I cheat and ask Brit/pol for help. There's only me, on my own, and the other teams have at least three in them. Or should I just get angry and smash up the place if I lose? Or does pol think I can win?

Camping out tonight. Nobody knows me here, so who cares right?

>>127075617
In the North there is rumours that the hajjis will strike this weekend

>>127077115
Iraqi security forces, I'd imagine.

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>>127074908
Intersectionality (lit. the enemy of my enemy is always my ally) does not seek arguments for or against. It's an ideology based on shouting loudly enough that someone pays you to go away for a bit, not logic.

They are just annoyed that their ideological ally has killed kids and now it makes themselves look bad. If the muslim terrorist had blown up a barracks, they would be delighted.

Bombers family is claiming he acted alone.
These are the same people that killed dozens in Islamist rebellions against Gaddafi before getting rekt and exiled, fled to Britain in the 80's then returned to Libya in 2011 to remove Gaddafi with the aid of (((NATO))).

Reliable? I don't think so.

>>127077220
Oh right, didn't realise the Yanks gave them tanks as well.

>>127077115
Mosul. Iraqi forces.

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>>127075851