Brit/pol/: UKIP Manifesto Edition

fake pic

Whats the faggot up to today?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLEAGuVPr_s

I LOVE ANIME GIRLS AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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UKIP: FOR THE INTERSTELLAR IMPERIUM.

IM FUCKING MELTING

Fuck this shit lads.

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>>127067139
Brit/pol/ Discord:
discord
.gg
/5zKHqw

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Just phoned my mom in England, signal began to echo after I told her to avoid sandniggers.
Is MI5 going to have me killed now?

Why are you all so fucking soft when it comes to heat? Just put a tshirt and some shorts/jogging bottoms and deal with it.

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Got any old songs that have been remixed into bangers, lads?
>https://youtu.be/UM9eObfOWq4

>>127067139
>Tory cuts forced us to put troops on streets: Police Federation

Armed police roles, which have gone up.

Not the governments fault police officers are too fucking scared to use a firearm. Cunts.

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>TFW it's Ramadan tomorrow

>>127067619
we are professional complainers lad

>>127067601
Yes

>>127067648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xSRbO7YLKQ

>two threads again
Fuck sake

>>127067619
no worries lad, i'm in my boxers

>>127067601
No. Just reeducated

>>127067298
Protesting Sharia law

>>127067724
On the first day of Ramadan, Islam gave to me.

A bombing in a city.

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>>127067601
Quality post. Shart harder Yankee.

Time to get mad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fzwmSfs_Ao

>>127067724
They're all going to expire. Imagine not eating food/ drinking during the day in Saudi Arabia

it's so fucking warm

send help

>>127067619
I'm too much of a skelly to go out in a t-shirt

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Regardless of what you think of her politics, Theresa May is the most beautiful woman that has ever lived and if you disagree, you like willy

>>127067827
Someone post the real one

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666th for zombie terrorist jedi master

>>127067619
What really irks me anon, is the fact I have to wear a suit to work while the women can wear whatever the fuck they like.

It's not too bad as the office has air con but the minute you step outside it's fucking horrible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MLQkH8ojW8
LADS PHONE THE QUEEN QUICK SOMEONE JUST GOT ACTIVATED

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SOMETHING MORE IS HAPPENING IN NEWPORT LADS.

https://twitter.com/gwentpolice/status/867774279877832704

>UPDATE: We can confirm a second suspicious item has been reported in the George Street Bridge area of #Newport and a cordon is in place.

Ramadan is tomorrow and NHS have put a full blown alert to prepare for a possible attack this weekend. It's happening.

>>127067827

Oh fucking hell, you know you're in trouble when the smartest person on the panel is fucking Maajid Nawaz.

>>127067903
Pussy.

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Where should I spam post my anime pictures?

Anime & Manga? No.
Anime/Cute? No,
Anime/Wallpapers? No,
Hentai? No,
Ecchi? No,
Yuri? No,
Hentai/Alternative? No.
Yaoi? No,

/pol/'s Brit/pol/ thread? Perfect,

Reminder: Tripfags and anime posters are the cancer that has eaten the heart and rotted the core out of brit/pol/ and they will not stop. Do not reply to them and do not participate in brit/pol/ threads that are very clearly started by these nauseating narcissists.

My advice is to make a habit of reporting certain posters (you know who they are) when they start their bullshit. Usually takes four or five reports from people for a janitor to notice.

>>127067903
You live in Glasgow, I bet it's still early winter there

>>127067882
Inb4 he's booked for inciting racial hatred

I get the feeling any brit user with a trip was not popular at school

>>127067450

wtf

>>127068048
agree

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So many fucking armed police in my local area.

>>127068009
YKTD HAS FINALLY LOST IT

test

>>127068009
Am I a bastard for being disappointed they've found it before it's gone off? We need weekly attacks.

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>Why Jeremy Corbyn has the best long-term plan for tackling terrorism on British soil
http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/jeremy-corbyn-anti-intervention-middle-east-manchester-attack-libya-foreign-policy-a7752706.html

>UKIP membership defecting to labour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqDkqBQtn-8&t=4m0s

>Telegraph pulls article critical of Theresa May
https://order-order.com/2016/07/02/read-full-article-pulled-telegraph-pressure-may-campaign/

>The Conservatives have been the biggest borrowers of the last 70 years
http://www.taxresearch.org.uk/Blog/2016/03/13/the-conservatives-have-been-the-biggest-borrowers-over-the-last-70-years/

>John McDonnell makes Tory boy look like a chump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6K2yfHAQyM

>Dennis Skinner comments on Corbyn and shuts up BBC reporter spin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHGDDMAP5qU

>Police tells May in 2015 that police cuts would lead to army on streets, May dismisses it as scaremongering.
http://www.lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/james-obrien/police-officer-theresa-may-cuts-james-obrien/
>Labour’s manifesto key points
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/16/labour-manifesto-analysis-key-points-pledges

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>>127068014
>>127068051
it's fucking 27 degrees u darkies

>>127067139
I would kill every shitskin in Luton to cum on that tummy

>>127067920
PMTM reminds me of my university gf. Heady days lads.

>>127068009
>SOMETHING MORE IS HAPPENING IN NEWPORT LADS.

Yeah, a bomb scare. It'll be nothing, because who in the fuck wants to attack Newport? An explosion would improve the place.

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The real QT panel

>>127067139
so smart so sexy

so hard

>>127068272
It's even fucking worse than my fake one.

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>>127067920
Smug May is Best May.

>Britain Rejects ‘Brexit Bill’, Insists Europe Owes United Kingdom £8.5 Billion

how to avoid that cancer captcha so I can just click im not a robot, and not have to click any pictures like an autist anyone ? ?

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>>127068243
>not doing it anyway

>>127068159
Walking home I saw a female firearms office that was about 4'6"ish

She looked hilarious carrying that g36c. I sincerely doubt she could mount the gun properly.

>>127067139
Riley is a kipper? Fuck she is perfect

>>127068262
post a pic

>>127068272
Not much better than the fake one the tripfag posted

>>127068159
How do armed police make you vote for one party?

>>127068389
buy a 4chan pass

>>127067920
She is indeed a handsome woman

>tfw just got my lease application approved and moving to Glasgow in February to start a new life in Europe

I finally got my dream job you guys! I can't fucking wait to move to England! Any of you lads want to meet up at the pub for a pint of brew next month? I'm gonna be a Brit!!

>>127068272
fucking worse than the satire. BBC slips unknowingly into self parody..

>>127068389
https://www.4chan.org/pass

>>127068392
Why are Brits carrying German guns. Forever cucked.

Labour shill on the myanmar proxy has returned lads.

guys how do I cope with this heat? I'm literally dripping in sweat constantly. My flat turns into a sauna as soon as it gets even slightly warm outside.

Do I buy a new fan (the one I had has broken) or do I spend a few hundred £ on a air conditioning unit?

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>>127068048
Eh, S1 was a bit boring. S2 had better tanks.

>>127068496
buy ur mate a pint lad

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>>127068009
Ramadan is on the 27th.
>>127068215
27 Fahrenheit

>>127068389
use legacy captcha you idiot

>>127068468
Come to Bournemouth? City's are shit

>>127068009
>posts an irrelevant image along with his post

*yawn*
nothing to see here

>>127068389
Go legacy captcha through setings

>>127068496
Ask them how many people Sweden have bombed.

>>127067827
Why does Diane Abbott always seem surprised to hear herself talking? She could be reading from a fucking chinese takeaway menu and sound stupid.

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>>127068547
Have a cool shower

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This one is worth your time, lads.

>>127068547
>air conditioning

ummm sexist much?

>>127067298
be better if he protested muslims period.

>>127068496
>selling weapons to rebels
we sell weapons to saudia arabia so they can fight rebels you cunt

>>127067827
Very funny who's really on

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>>127068468
Enjoy stirring last night's haggis.

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>>127068272
>Author of "The Battle for British Islam"
can't wait for this prissy cunt to give an earful about how the UK needs to take in more mudslimes after Manchester

>>127067976
Why was a random photo taken of this dune coon? Proof they were watching him and did nothing when he returned back from Syria

>>127068746
It's even worse >>127068272

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>>127068159
Are they going to shoot you in the ballot box or something?

UKIP manifesto is top class

We need those fucking Muzzies to get their daily vitamin D dosage

>like labour's nationalisation plan
>hate their immigration policy
What do lads?

>>127068496
Wait which are you? The one labelled "me" sounds like the biggest cuck.

>>127068547
>aircon for one week a year

>>127068426
only ones I have are on film, a couple on a sony ericsson t210 or something from back in the day.. Now all I have are memories and vintage wine.

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>>127068209
Great plan isn't it.

Wanker

>>127068547
Windows open curtains closed m8

>>127068835
This.

>>127067601
Naw...thats CSEC...they're on to you!!!

>>127068392
I saw 3 vehicles (2 firearm officers each), quite few regular bobbies, one PCSO. I normally only see 1 or 2 PCSOs a week.

>>127068441
You tell me, people where I live are fucking idiots.

>>127068272
worse than the one previously posted

>>127068789
She seems to be a writer who says most muslims in the UK are fundamentalists actually

>>127067619

>not moaning about it raining, then moaning because it stopped raining

you had me fooled for a while there ahmed but you're no Brit

>>127068705
worth the read lads

>>127068828
>see ukips manifesto
say no more

>>127068835
My flat is awful though. As soon as it starts to get warm outside then my flat turns into a sauna for months

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I may have fucked up the order.

It's the heat lads, I'm sorry. Let's try that again.

>>127068831
Aye, I got it mixed up. The angry bastard with the most posts is me.

>>127067920
I'm more impressed she managed to change that awful hairstyle in time for being the PM

>>127068390
Whats this birds name?

>>127067827
>Sarira Khan
Please no.
https://youtu.be/FtA21eiSmT8?t=251

>>127068799
Neighbour had an altercation with him over the bins apparently, so probably filmed it

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>>127068209
>Why Jeremy Corbyn has the best long-term plan for tackling terrorism on British soil
"Well, if we all become muslims, there won't be any more violence"

I'm counting in the election lads. £16 an hour lol

>one hour until sturgeon gets NEIL'D

>>127068264
>An explosion would improve the place.
NEWPORT COUNCIL CONFIRMED TO HAVE PLANTED THE DEVICE

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>>127068705
Damn, what a cool guy

>>127067999
>>127068623
>>127068009
Lads 27

>>127069041
How many hours work?

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you lards and dyels just don't understand though

have you ever tried lifting, or cardio in this fucking weather?

iamgine trying to spar in the fucking heat

>>127068993
uwotm8

>Security Services were monitoring Manchester bomber:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/24/security-services-missed-five-opportunities-stop-manchester/

So they can find and prosecute you for accidentally clicking on anime lollie webms but they can't figure out if a sub-human sandnigger is watching bomb making videos online. geash.

>>127068944
hmm
in that case it might be interesting to see what she has to say
not holding my breath though

>>127068468
>I'm gonna be a Brit!!

No. It takes time to become British. You'll have to perfect staring at an empty supermarket shelf and sighing because they're out of your usual tea bags, and then tutting because the self checkout won't accept the 50p coin you've fed in three times. Then you might be an honorary Brit.

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>>127067139
Who still cares about UKIP? The're irrelevant as fuck, they'll be lucky to get a single seat with Paul Fuckall in charge.

>>127069073
>20 comfy
Stretching it a bit lad, 15 is optimal.

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>>127069041
Switch them all to UKIP lad

>>127068272
Needs a bit of UKIP in there, imo

>>127068547
Aircon sounds great but is too fucking expensive for the three days a year you'll use it. Get yourself down to Argos and get a tower fan or two, lad.

>>127068989

Reminder that ISIS don't really care about foreign policy; it's all about Islam for them. THEY EVEN SAY IT THEMSELVES.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/why-hate-you-isis-reveal-8533563

>>127068264
Kinda like the 1996 IRA bomb in Manchester...hmmmm ;)

>>127069275
Always archive known sources of clickbait. If site, dump on archive.is; if youtube video, rewrite domain in url to hooktube.com

https://archive.is/Db3G2 <- mirror.co.uk article

>>127069124
Tell the gym staff to turn on the AC

>>127069124
I did my bodyweight workout at 9am for a reason. Sweaty as fuck then straight in a cold shower.

>>127069124
I did both today.

Only managed to do a little bit of cardio though because of shin splints. Lifting went okay but the shitting music they play in my gym seems to be a bit louder in the weight area so I can barely stand being there.

>>127069144
OPs pic

>>127069254
Thinking of maybe getting this one. Comes with a remote control so I dont even need to move off my fat arse

http://www.argos.co.uk/product/6525895

>>127069018
Only made it a few seconds. Literally just shrieking 'racist' and getting applause. I hate this fucking country.

I bet you English cunts love your based black men just like r/the_donald judging by the way you all seem to have a high opinion of the fucking TORIES (crypto-judeo party)

There's no saving you civic-nationalist cunts, sad!

>>127069339
Rachel Riley.


Susie Dent is best grill though.

>>127068705
Legend.

>>127069198
Why can't they rebrand as the UK Alt-Right party

>>127069171
He'll be a tax paying American for a long time. Its really difficult for expats to revoke their citizenship

>>127068705
worth the read, what an absolute gent.

>>127068468
>Glasgow

I wouldn't live there if someone gave me a lush penthouse for nothing.

>>127068799
It's a video. Taken by a neighbour for "unknown reasons" apparently. MI5 have probably been camped out in the house across the street for the past 18 months.

>>127069018
It's fake

>>127069389
fuck sake clicked on that link and white sand nigger says hes a muslim

>suggest that the Home Secretary may carry some responsibility after 2 known threats were able to carry out attacks
>outrage ensues

If someone knicks a fucking Mars bar from Tesco the security manager gets the sack for not doing their job. Why does the government get a free pass because there's an election on?

>>127067139
>One eye on the letters, one eye on the numbers

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Friendly reminder to buy your doggo a paddling pool to stave off this heat.

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>>127068547
Air con in the UK is complete shit m8, unless you fork out a couple of grand.

Just go nude. I do.

>>127069444
Because they're finished and no amount of re-branding will fix that. It's BNP all over again.

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>>127068705
In the feels

>>127067619
Because I'm ginger as fuck (truest form of white)

>>127068989
>gets his arse handed him to him
>Aww boo. Does dead children and dozens more wounded in a horrific way make you angry?

Who is this cunt?

>been drinking at lunch
>had a couple after work
>trams are fucked in Manchester
>girlfriend can't get home
>she's pissed at me because I can't give her a lift

How the fuck is this my fault?

>bbc shilling the "diverse city you wont divide us" shit

Not surprised, still disappointed.

>>127069382
You can get two of http://www.argos.co.uk/product/2906102 for the same price. I picked them up this morning. You do have to put three screws in the base, though.

>>127069108
Count begins at 9:30 and lasts till 3ish - dependent upon returning officer & recount etc.

Plus i *have* to have a day off on Friday (paid, but not taken from holiday allowance) as even though its voluntary, it still counts as working unsociable hours.

For the most part I hate public sector working, but this is agreeable.

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https://twitter.com/SteveKopack/status/867758571882258432

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HOLY SHIT LADS WHAT IS HAPPENING IN NEWPORT????

>>127069417
I bet Susie gives nice sloppy BJs.

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This is how it begins lads.

The beginning of the end of "British" Muslims. For too long have us good honest white folk lived in the shadows. The rise of the tower blocks, the rise of the council flats. The end is nigh. The white mans return shall bring balance and restore this fallen nation. Rise cockneys, riders of Peckham, brew drinkers of York, south west savages, Liverpudlian lanklets, Mancunian muckers. Rise and take back what belongs to you. The day of the cricket bat is here. Hang them from your mums washing line. Join me in my crusade brothers. Join me in my minecraft role play server and Fifa party chat.

This is how it begins.

>Also mfw cheeky kebab for dinner

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>>127069198
Who cares if they won't win. Voting for one of the identical social democrat parties just because they're going to win is foolish.

>>127069603
>heat
makes everyone pissy

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This heat is unbearable lads

>>127068272
Well you can already tell what they're going to say.
>Our prayers go out to Manchester.
>We stand united.
>Hope not hate.
>Not all Muslims.
>Religion of peace.
>Think of the lovely Muslim taxi drivers.

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>>127069124
>tfw started working out recently

I don't want to stop now because if I stop now I know I'm unlikely to start again but I really want to stop now

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>turn on bbc news
>"WE ARE DIVERSE"

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>>127068989
Mention how Sweden got attacked and they didn't invade anywhere.

>>127069230
So tempted, although i'm a very safe tory seat.

brit/pol/ discord


https://discordapp.com/invite/A6WU2zr

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>>127069575
use his old plastic bed that cost a fiver.

>>127069198

Because they were a single issue personality cult that has successfully achieved its issue and has had its personality fucking off up Trump's sphincter.

>>127069303
>gym
>>127069305
I did my workout this morning too but I forgot how warm it was going to be and didn't do cardio and thought I'd leave it for later, guess I'm going to have to wait till it gets dark.
>>127069315
L O W T E S T

>>127069456
My missus is American. She just never bothered to fill with the US, because fuck them.

It might not be fully advisable but she's got away with it *so far*

>>127069719
I had a university class photo today, white shirt with sweat patches is not a good look

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>>127069477
>I wouldn't live there if someone gave me a lush penthouse for nothing.

I was pleasantly surprised by Glasgow. Stay north of the river and west of the main square and it's pretty leafy and salubrious. Area around the uni is comfy.

>>127069656
They're out of heroin

>>127069658
It was not part of their blood,
It came to them very late,
With long arrears to make good,
When the Saxon began to hate.

They were not easily moved,
They were icy -- willing to wait
Till every count should be proved,
Ere the Saxon began to hate.

Their voices were even and low.
Their eyes were level and straight.
There was neither sign nor show
When the Saxon began to hate.

It was not preached to the crowd.
It was not taught by the state.
No man spoke it aloud
When the Saxon began to hate.

It was not suddently bred.
It will not swiftly abate.
Through the chilled years ahead,
When Time shall count from the date
That the Saxon began to hate.

>>127069124
>Lifting during summer

It's too late, breh. You don't have the summer beach bod. Better look next year.

When are mods going to start banning these discord spammers?

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Start buying guns.

People always talk about how shit British weather is...

There's nothing more comfy than overcast weather, ~13 degrees

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warm

>>127069641
Oh that's probably a much better choice. Didn't see that one

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RACISTS BTFO
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Do we have the real QT lineup yet?

>>127069598
I'm sorry to hear about your disability

>>127069833
Cardio for me was a 21 mile cycle a few days back through lovely rural England.

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>>127068674
>Why does Diane Abbott always seem surprised to hear herself talking?

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Guys, he cherishes us.
Do you feel loved?

>"There is no relationship we cherish more than the special relationship between the US and the UK," [Trump] added.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40048565

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>>127069603
You should have thought about that before you had a drink

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This is my "Who do I side with".
Do I pass lads?

>>127069598
>truest form of white

there's a thing called too white. so white you've gone ginger.

>>127069288
>Always archive known sources of clickbait.

http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/tripcode/%21XcaARCHivE/

Really made me think.

>>127067619

Kikely so back with some more cracking advice

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>>127069734
don't be such a wee bitch you cunt

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>>127069656
A drill?

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>>127068705

>>127069953
>lib dems +0.4%

LIB DEM SURGE

>>127068468
>glasgow
Hit me up if you fancy getting a bottle of buckfast and a few jags of heroin

>>127069865
I've lost two stone since last summer. J-just another two to go...

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>>127069834
Bin that opinion m8

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>>127068958
Dealing with heat well is a VERY British trait, coming from running the empire and fighting in deserts

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>>127068272
"So the panel is all agreed that muslims are the real victims of the Manchester jihadi terrorist attack. OBEY"

>>127068989

Point out this cunt was born here after his family fled. We took them in when they were being "persecuted" and this is how we were repaid.

>>127069953
BUT THE FASCIST TORIES ARE ON 396!!!

>ignores the points, autistically screeches ur a racist bigot!!!
>applause
this country is really shit tier cancer level https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtA21eiSmT8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEDa3VMdGJg
Roadmans and trappers of North London asked some questions about politics, in the usual setting of Stratford station

Could i use the power of reoccurring numbers just this one time to conjure a thunderstorm the likes of which this island has never seen before? This heat is too unbearable lads

>>127069865
You always know how to get on my tits m8

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>>127069124
Hey tripslut, show us your tits
You fucking love coming here and taking my big thick (you) don't you, you fucking whore
You fucking crave my (you) don't you.

You fucking love it Tripslut

>>127069953
>Labour below 200
Press S to spit on their grave.

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Trump isn't welcome in Belgium. The Bataclan terrorists are though

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>>127069596
>libdems
>in anyway related to the Liberals

>>127069315
>shin splints
Told you not to run too much

>>127069958
Yes

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>>127070076
Fair play to you.

Wait, why was someone filming this bloke putting out the bins? Who the fuck films someone putting out their bins?

This is just plain bizzare. Is it security forces footage or something?

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My other doggo apparently couldn't figure out the pool was also for him, he got jealous.

>>127069600
Some trans mudslime loving cunt I thought was cool, originally.

Now I think I need to go on a jewbook purge.

How much semen is it normal to produce?

>>127068705

I wish this was true

>>127069909
fucking thread theme right there hahaa

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>tfw all you wanted and hoped for since september 2015 when the rapefugee D-Day was happening was for Brexit and Trump to win
>didn't think they had a chance in hell of happening and it was literally a fantasy in my mind
>dream come true, they actually happened but I feel unsatisfied and empty now

who else feel this way

>>127070205
I know, but I have had it from other non-running stuff before, either way I think I'll just run 1 mile a month to test my 1 mile run time and keep track of it. Lifting is more fun anyway.

>>127070074
alrite pal heard u were offering smack

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>>127070156
Triiipslut
Triiiiiipslut
on your knees and open wide for my (you) tripslut
Wrap those slender fingers round my throbbing (you) cunt.

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>The Queen will never visit you

Why live lads?

>>127070296
Neighbour had a dispute with him apparently.

>>127070334
a moderate amount

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>>127070323
>POST MORE DOGGO PICS

>>127070137

When is the election?

>Mi naah nooow

>>127070414
>isn't it splendid how everyone has united?
Queen is a cuck.

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>>127070323
Collie-Shepard doggo killed the pool, lads. :'(

http://www.devonlive.com/iceland-staff-8216-had-to-pretend-to-be-a-vacuum-cleaner-8217-for-mum-and-teen-in-second-hoax-caller-case/story-30352634-detail/story.html

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>>127067139

Alternative timeline or 'are Rach' photoshop?

>>127067827
Shittest tier QT in 'istchry

>there are kids who are unironically spending their summer Preußeposting

It's getting a bit sad now really.

>>127070360
probably because we were naive enough to think that trump and brexit would actually change anything

>>127070383
Maybe don't run for a month and then start running 1 mile a week

>>127070000
I bet that brainless cunt is getting drilled by a nigger

ITT: post your family tree

>>127070296
Video please?

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>>127067619
>>127067903
>>127067890
What's up with these cringe newfags using tripcodes?

>>127070530
why you need to get a plastic bed instead. my two tried to eat it but didn't succeed.

>>127070571
It feels like winning the lottery twice in a year but being hit with a clause where you can't claim the money

>>127067619
I've spent years working in a -22C work environment, I have a newfound resistance to below-freezing cold temperatures but I literally melt in the sun.

>>127070296
He is so powerful he has learned to defeat death m8.

That's LIVE footage.

Also, if you saw a jedi knight taking out the bins, you'd problably film it too, just to make sure you weren't taking a dodgy batch of krokodil.

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>>127070677
forgot pic

>>127070000
checked

>>127070323
Creosote that fence man!

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GOD FOR HARRY, ENGLAND, AND SAINT GEORGE!

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>>127070677

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>>127070334
just enough to fertilize a woman's egg and thus procreate. no more, no less.

>>127070686
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3650965/manchester-bombing-terrorist-salman-abedi-video-by-neighbour/

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>>127070677

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Have had to deal with a wooly aphid problem on the ash tree in the garden today, loads of the cunts. I hosed most of them off but there are still a few there, anyone had any successful experience of getting rid of them?

>>127070397
It's for our American friend. I want to help him integrate into his new community. When in Rome and all that.

what's this about

>>127070771

Proper whiff to that stuff m80.

>>127070884
I bet you're some thick inbred cunt

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>>127070677
Can I stay?

>>127070677
Mum was Scottish, traced her back to native celts from ancient times, not sure if migrants before that.

Dad is English, traced back to some family coming over from 'United Netherlands' in 'Oj' back in 1700 or so.

>>127070771
Eh?

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>>127070757
>polish + jamaican = english
welcome to britain 2017 lads.

>>127070086

yeah it's alright if you've got a pith helmet on and some zulu blood cooling on your face, it's sitting around at home with your knackers stuck to your leg that's unpleasant

>>127070799
>spunklets

Friendly reminder that if you spunk less than ml you're a spunklet.

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>>127070562
oh you fucking little cutie Tripslut.
Ignoring me and posting without quoting me just makes me so fucking hard.

HAHAHAHAHAHA
You little whore, you fucking love my (you)'s don't you. You attentionsluts are all the same, craving the attention like the greedy little (you)buckets you are.
Take it!

>>127070772
Is this supposed to be a mock, or what?

>>127070976
t. paki

>>127070983
we wuz kangz n shiet

>>127070885
Buy some ladybirds? Just be sure to release them at night or they'll fuck off to someone else's garden.

>>127069638
Want a field tested response to "they will not divide us"?
Ask "To whom am I joined?"
If -- if -- they manage to answer, you go:
"Oh. Did I get a say in that?"
Checkmate.

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mine

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>>127071019
vroom vroom

>>127070943
and none for me?

some people

tsk

no fucking manners i tell you

>>127069953
>Labour more votes
>Less seats
Fuck this ''''''''democracy''''''''. I'd rather have King Charles III, because at least then I know what the score is straight

>>127070097
>Did Enoch appear on any Qt's back in the day?
16 October 1979
28 May 1981
3 June 1982
30 June 1983
1 November 1984
15 December 1988
22 February 1990
22 November 1990

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Question_Time_episodes

>>127071118
it's the netherlands btw, just got the wrong blue. but yeah i'm English

We have bellew a true brit lad saying to stone/gas these mudslimes.
>flipside
Amir "glass chin" Khan is fearful of anti islam now. Fucking state

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/3636833/amir-khan-fear-streets-muslim/

>>127070976
Why are you upset, lad?

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>>127070360
>I feel unsatisfied and empty now
You should have a big curry and six cans of beer m8? That usually helps these things.

You're not used to winning, is all. None of us are. All of our efforts are put into fighting, so we don't know how to react when it's over and against all the odds and all that money and all that power we somehow won.

Go nuts, order three naan breads on top.

>>127069658
yes lad love me abit of paki bashin

Her asshole would be extremely lickable.

>>127071208
>1/8th Dutch
>English

Not likely you Boer cunt

>>127070852
ta duck

>>127071030
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=pith+helmet&source=lnms&tbm=shop&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjg9aDrxovUAhXLDsAKHUpbDw4Q_AUICygC get your self one and some khakis.

>>127067827
Maajid can drop the odd red. Billy Bragg, Flabbot and Sharia Khan can fuck off

>>127071276
hey man it's a pretty good tree though right?

>>127071032
10ml*

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>>127071141
Look how it begs lads, look how the tripslut craves validation.
Gather round and unload your (you)s, she loves it

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>>127071232
>eating curry

>>127070885
get some thiacloprid ( i think the brand 'provado' contains it) and spray the foliage.
it's a systemic pesticide, meaning it is taken into the plant and kills anything which feeds on it. no need to spray the bugs directly.

t. gardener

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>>127070757
>polish woman
>Coal burner
Surprise, suprise

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>>127070414
>The Queen
The one that allowed the Empire to fade with a whimper, the one that let millions of non whites flood in, the one that stood by and did nothing as the Christian faith became persecuted thereby defying her title of Defender of the Faith, the one that sat by and watched as the native population became a minority in its own capital city and the one that raised a generation of cuck royals and a future king who supports open borders,white genocide and environmentalist positions.

Fuck them all.

>>127070966
nice smell, reminds me of hard work and a well earned cuppa afterwards

>>127071359
Yeah you can stay

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>>127067648
>IRA

>>127071359

>not having a tree full of Welsh or English

Are you even trying to be British m8?

>>127071111
ladybirds are a great natural control for smaller infestations, but sometimes you just need to bring out the big guns.

>>127071442
>Allowed
Top kek

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>>127071442

>>127071442
It's not like she has any power to prevent this anyway.

kinda expected more (yous) for this b8 tbqh

>>127071442
Hello Cromwell.