Brit/pol/ We're not built for this heat edition

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Give me your potions traveler

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ATTENTION
>ATTENTION
ATTENTION

ANYONE WITH A TWITTER ACCOUNT I NEED YOUR HELP

This is regarding the abductions and coverup by UK government of children escaping the Manchester bomb attack. Abductions were done by Muslim taxi drivers, and the children were rescued by SAS and situation was covered up. For more info go to >>127036210

Please tweet "Potential use of knockout gas on #ManchesterBombing abductees in rescue by SAS" to TruthLeaks at @GeorgWebb WITH THESE IMAGES http://imgur.com/a/v11hm

Cheers for the help.

THE UKIP MANIFESTO:

>Increase Tax threshold
More government borrowing

>Cut taxes for middle class
More government borrowing

>Abolish Tv licence
More government borrowing

>Cut VAT
More government borrowing

>Scrap tuition fees
More government borrowing

>Build more homes
More government borrowing

>Maintain pensions
More government borrowing and screwing over our generation at 2.5% increase per year (way higher than inflation)

>Protect benefits
More government borrowing

>More police and prison officers
More government borrowing

>Ban Burka
More state control

Really makes one think

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Start buying guns.

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1054208/pg1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKGYsuD7MTU [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sloROejwO9Q [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1N5C8s91PI [Embed]

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>Anyone who clings to the historically untrue and thoroughly immoral doctrine that violence never settles anything I would advise to conjure up the ghosts of Napoleon Bonaparte and the Duke of Wellington and let them debate it. The ghost of Hitler could referee and the jury might well be the Dodo, the Great Auk, and the Passenger Pigeon. Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. Breeds that forget this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and their freedoms.

>>127047168
How do lib dem supporters manage to look like even bigger cucks than labour ones? Look at the state of them.

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First for /jezza/

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anyone who wouldn't shag mummy is gay or a nonce

>>127047200
>reducing immigration to absolute 0 in 5 years

This is all I care about 2bh

>>127047200
>More state control

There's nothing inherently wrong with state control as long as it serves to preserve and privilege the native culture.

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First for public summer feet.

>>127047175
I would mate but it sounds retarded

brit/pol/ discord: https://discordapp.com/invite/A6WU2zr

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Just wanted to say thanks for the imperialism grandad, SG is great, rather than the stagnant swamp it was until 1819 and would have remained if not for Perfidious Albion's voracious avarice for the spice

>>127047200
what a silly post

The worst part about when it's hot here is that it's really humid. Whenever I've been to a foreign country the heat is great, I love it. Over here it's just miserable, sweaty and sticky.

>>127047200
G O O D

>>127047339
>There's nothing inherently wrong with state control as long as it serves to preserve and privilege the native culture.

Enjoy being hassled by the police for wearing something they don't like or isn't PC, state-cuck.

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Is there literally anyone here who earns <80,000 a year and is voting Conservative?

I want to laugh at you.

Nth for the grass is comfy

>>127047443
GREEN
&
PLEASANT

>>127047504
Enjoy being ruled by cowards.

Should I move to the Falklands or the Isle of Man to get away from this shit show?

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>>127047406
S-sorry

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>>127047539

Do you think GCHQ has told May about all the Mummyposting on here?

>>127047443
Dry heat is fine as it barely bothers you.
Wet heat makes me want to curl up and cry.

Plus it doesn't help all our buildings are built to contain heat inside.

>tfw driving past rural school and all the pupils are White and well behaved

We must protect this

>tfw hate the winter because I have to wrap up all day
>hate the summer because of hayfever

I need to move to a nice dry country lads.

>>127047504
You're literally advocating multiculturalism right now. If the state had said "no" to these foreign cultures' ways we wouldn't have all these enclaves with their backs turned to each other.

And besides, it was taken as a truism that the state would privilege the native culture and people over others until recently. That's why our Bill of Rights doesn't apply to non-Protestants.

>>127047447

Can't say I've been paying much attention to the kids, you fucking nonce.

>>127047583
>Enjoy being ruled by cowards.

If it can be used for Muslims, it can be used for YOU.

Something you retards never learn. "Keep me safe! Keep me safe!" Embarrassing

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>>127047504
>lol just let people do what they like haha as long as it doesn't hurt anyone who cares rofl

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>>127047443
isnt the UK the worst for humid summers?

>>127047200
Autist

>>127047168

Kek that toddler ain't falling for Tim's sorcery.

HAYFEVER lads we out here

>>127047728
That's not the type of government control anyone advocates for you fuck tard.

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>>127047364

Suppose this is as good a place to ask as any.

Currently underemployed (shifts dried up at work) and I'm probably not going to be able to afford rent this month (due in 7 days).

How do I get cash, or some other solution, fast?

>>127047728
>If it can be used for Muslims, it can be used for YOU.

Why would a non-Muslim wear a face covering in public?

And what has "live and let live" gotten us so far?

>>127047865
I have thus far avoided the pollen jew this year
Not looking forward to this heat wave though

>>127047304
hnnnnng

>>127047443
>>127047744
If you've got a soggy landscape from recent rains that then gets direct sun, it's gonna result in some evaporation and you'll feel like you live in a sauna.

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Its a nice change from grey and rain

>>127047952
Apply for another Job

>>127047805
If only.
I'd vote for a sorcerer. Gotta be better than the alternatives right now.

>>127047714
>You're literally advocating multiculturalism right now. If the state had said "no" to these foreign cultures' ways we wouldn't have all these enclaves with their backs turned to each other.
>And besides, it was taken as a truism that the state would privilege the native culture and people over others until recently. That's why our Bill of Rights doesn't apply to non-Protestants.

Wrong and a complete strawman. I never advocated multi-culturalism. I am against restrictions on freedom of expression/items of clothing unless there is a valid reason for police to step in such as a threat of violence, stalking or in the moment of expressing free speech an individual incites to commit crime/acts of violence where a police officer can infer probable cause.

That does NOT mean I support mass migration or multi-culturalism.

>>127047952
WONGA.com or William Hill

>>127047952
Ask your folks/friends to help you out this month if you can.

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>tfw sitting outside with a pint of master brew listening to Jerusalem

Truly god's country.

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>>127047654
They should tell her if she ever gets the horn she's got a harem of autists in waiting here

>>127047971
Can't tell if mines a cold or HAYFEVER. Only a bit of sneezing so far, no itchy eyes so that's a W

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>>127047237
this

>>127048028
>i'm not pro multicultural i'm just not pro british culture
yeah ok steinberg

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This heat needs to fuck off tbqph

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>>127048044
agreed

>>127047539
Only Richard Desmond is Jewish

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What went wrong?

Is Arianad Grands career over?

>>127048120
Pathetic.
The fuck is wrong with you? Is there a correlation between autism and heat intolerance?

Perfect day for a long drive and cruise through Rural England

>>127048176
Nuttal

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>>127047742
>how can we show these bigots that we're really just regular people like them?
>I've got just the idea!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3Bo8Q06no0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3Bo8Q06no0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3Bo8Q06no0

>>127048176
No Nige and Brexit has permanently damaged UKIPs appeal

>>127048268
they really need to push that manifesto hard, it's a game-changer

>>127047894
>That's not the type of government control anyone advocates for you fuck tard.

"Enjoy being ruled by cowards"

wew

>>127047964
>Why would a non-Muslim wear a face covering in public?
>And what has "live and let live" gotten us so far?

There are many reasons. There are an infinite amount of different kings of face coverings, masks, balaclavas etc.

That is besides the point.

The point is you are allowing the government with the full force of the security services and police to enforce a law on items of clothing which can be used in future to persecute against you. You might not think you are a victim now "Why would it be used on me lol?" But it will be used against you in the future.

Enjoy your CCTV cameras tracking your face and every step everywhere you go, recording all of your posts online LMAO

"A-at least t-the mussies aren't w-wearing burqas a-am i right l-lads?"

"Shut up, john, there are microphones in the room"

>>127048180
Her songs all bumped up on the iTunes charts after the attack, so probably not.

Can we just ban car alarms?

>>127048221
>w-why don't people like us?
>what's wrong with all these homophobes nowadays?

>>127048180

I've seen mongs on social media trying to start some campaign to get one of her songs to number 1 in our charts and stay there for 22 weeks ( 1 for each victim, so progressive), I think she'll do just fine.

>>127048028
>Everyone should be allowed to have their own culture (in Britain) and do what they like (in Britain)
>But we shouldn't privilege British culture (in Britain)

>>127048176
People got what they wanted. Move on. UKIP was never a serious electoral party. Why can't they just accept that they won and get on with their lives?

>>127048100
>>i'm not pro multicultural i'm just not pro british culture

British culture does not mean banning things you don't like, retard.

How old are you?

Do you have any idea of the tradition of Justice and proper Law we have in this country? Do you have any idea what such legislation will lead to?

>>127048004
Likely will, but won't net me money in time.

>>127048032
A definite option. Anyone know where's best that won't put me in ridiculous debt?

>>127048035
Worth a shot, but unlikely.

>>127048221
What a proud display of culture.

>>127048359
Just need to ban the cunts who sit there thinking, 'it'll go off any second, I don't have to get up'. My neighbors do it all the time. I KNOW YOU'RE HOME YOU FUCKS.

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TUNNOCKS TEACAKES DESU

>>127048434
>>Everyone should be allowed to have their own culture (in Britain) and do what they like (in Britain)
>>But we shouldn't privilege British culture (in Britain)

I never said that, retard. I am against mass-migraiton and a firm believer in tradition.

Stop strawmanning or get ignored, brainlet.

>>127048359
ORcunts mowing their lawns and cutting hedges at 8am

>>127047245

You do realise Starship Troopers was made by a liberal to satirise the whole 'might is right' pseudo-fascism of the US military, right?

I know the original book was written by a mad right winger but the film is a pisstake of militarism.

>>127048176
Corbyn Surge

It's too hot lads. Can't fucking deal with it. Sitting here sweating my bollocks off, just feeling angry and irritable.

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Imagine all the tight sweaty pussy walking around in shorts today lads. Gods gift to man.

>>127048202

Yes, autists can be hyper sensitive to sensory things.

At autism testing clincis they have clocks that don't tick and that sort of thing to avoid setting them off.

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>>127048571

They would probably melt.

Its too hot.

>>127048621
>thinking her pussy is tight
wew lad

>>127048475
Are you fucking retarded?
You can't run naked down the city centre in the middle of the day.

Libertarians like you need to fuck off to america where you belong.
You are ideologically an enemy of britain.

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Where should I spam post my anime pictures?

Anime & Manga? No.
Anime/Cute? No,
Anime/Wallpapers? No,
Hentai? No,
Ecchi? No,
Yuri? No,
Hentai/Alternative? No.
Yaoi? No,

/pol/'s Brit/pol/ thread? Perfect,

Reminder: Tripfags and anime posters are the cancer that has eaten the heart and rotted the core out of brit/pol/ and they will not stop. Do not reply to them and do not participate in brit/pol/ threads that are very clearly started by these nauseating narcissists.

>>127048328
What you don't cover is that the Muslims have already been privileged over British culture.

It's not even that hot yet.

Still in trousers here

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>>127048621

Disgusting.

>>127048702
>You can't run naked down the city centre in the middle of the day.

We are talking about clothing, not nudity.

Another strawman from the brainlet.

UKIP launched their manifesto today with a blistering attack on the failure of multiculturalism and the PC status quo attitude of Theresa May.

Got my vote

I can't keep up with all these minute silences, we've had like three already today.

Mummy May quarter soldiers in my home so I feel safe

>>127048783
>We are talking about clothing, not nudity.
Are you actually an American?
I have never seen a British poster make such a daft fucking post

>>127048743
>What you don't cover is that the Muslims have already been privileged over British culture.

Sure, I can agree with that but again, that is not a justification for legislating against clothing.

It's a justification for stopping Islamic immigration.

>>127047069
>25 degrees celcius
>Not build for this heat
>Last summer it got to 45 here with 90% humidity

How do you guys survive when you holiday to countries with even a somewhat warm climate? Talking 30 degrees +

>>127048797


The irony is that if Corbyn gets in (which he won't but let's say he does) by voting UKIP and denying Tories the seats voting for them will have essentially cancelled Brexit.

If you want to sleep tonight, keep your curtains or blinds closed

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>Wake up
>Beautiful day
>Do some errands
>Get ingredients for some soup
>While soup cooks, I wash and wax my car
>Glistening in the sun right now
>Tidy up the kitchen, hoover the floors
>Drink some ice cold Highland Spring sparkling water
>Walk to local Sainsbury's for some of their taste the difference ciabatta bread
>Sun blazing down
>Loving my soup and ciabatta lunch
>Sipping on a nespresso coffee
>Picking up my girlfriend later, going to the beach in Stonehaven to chill for a few hours
>Will probably fuck her in my car when taking her home

>>127048475
>British culture does not mean banning things you don't like, retard.

Yes it fucking does. There's people alive today who remember when homosexuality was illegal, and abortion is comparativly new compared to our history.

>>127048571
I prefer the caramel things they make. Forgot what they're called but they're like chocolate bars with caramel in them made by Tunnocks.

>>127048328
The type you made up in your head.

>>127048850
Another strawman and ad hom.

Permanently ignored, brainlet.

>>127048898

We are not used to it and it comes all of a sudden so we don't have time to acclimatize like you do.

>>127048702
>liberty is an exclusively American concept
fuck yourself

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>RING RING RING

What do you want anon?

>>127048621

>tfw your first teenage gf had a pair of those and you can never go back

It's a melancholic feel, lads.

Anyone else notice that whenever Brits and Australians make political TV shows they're usually satires that make a point to show the incompetence of the political elite and the bureaucracy surround them, for example:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxsMY4-zMMw
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeAEiSSDPNA

And that, when Americans make political television it always revolves around a black and white story of good and evil where the 'good president' is completely infallible and ultimately always correct and virtuous? (Think The West Wing, Designated Survivor, etc)

Is this why they're all such absolute cucks, they actually think politicians are actively, efficiently working for them and never do anything wrong on purpose?

>>127048621
>tight
Fucking lol.
>sweaty
Sweat mixed with the daily discharge. What a lovely image you degenerate.

>>127048981
large mr whippy with a 99
and peas

>>127048898
Around 33° is my cut off point.

Above that I'd rather be inside, or in shorts, no socks and loose t shirts

>>127048585
>a firm believer in tradition

So you agree that non-Protestants don't deserve rights?

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>>127048921
beautiful day innit m8

>>127048981

Popeye with a Cherry Brandy.

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Post a better whodisidewith result than this.

>>127048964
>July is the hottest month in London with an average temperature of 19°C

What the actual fuck.

>>127048954
>hahaha i was just trolling
no true scotsman, fallacy fallacy, genetic fallacy

>>127048981
FEAST
E
A
S
T

>>127048921
>sparkling water
>ciabatta
>nespresso
Fucking hell Tarquin please leave

>>127049093

Rubbish, it doesn't even get that low at night time.

>>127049119
also the fallacy of thinking fallacies have ever mattered

>>127049093
He's a pussy

>>127049029
Don't forget sweat mixed with dry shit too. Every girl aged 10+ wears a thong now

>>127048783
Nudity is simply the absence of clothing. If you're fine with a woman covered entirely in clothing, why not also be fine with the opposite?

>>127047200
I agree with you, but you didn't actually include things like cuts to foreign aid to fund this stuff.
Still, would likely increase deficit, as usual.

bennies and pensions protection is autistic

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>>127048763

too hot

just had a sick jelly though

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>>127048736

My advice is to make a habit of reporting certain posters (you know who they are) when they start their bullshit. Usually takes four or five reports from people for a janny to notice.

>tfw you see certain tripfags disappear for three days at a time because you've been diligently reporting them

>reading the replies to Corbyn's silence tweet

He's getting some stick, this is perfect for the Tories, soon they will be able to bombard everyone with the fact that he is a terrorist sympathizer.

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>>127048981
They are all Paki's here. Not a fucking chance will I have anything from it.

>>127048896
>It's a justification for stopping Islamic immigration.

How can you say that when you also said "British culture does not mean banning things you don't like"?

>>127049218
because it's not practical. I don't want to sit on a chair in a cafe where someone else has wiped their dick juice on it before hand

Lads I've taken my shirt off because it's so warm.

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>>127048763
>filename

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>>127049195

How do you know what underwear 11yos are wearing, lad?

>>127049427
same lad

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>>127049240

>>127049027
they're too optimistic about everything

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>>127049276
God's work, Anon.

>>127049276
Based

>>127048921
>nespresso

Get yourself a cafetiere.

Nespresso is probably the best pod coffee I've had though, my girlfriend bought me a Tassimo machine for my birthday and everything I've had from it has been utter shit.

THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiPon8lr48U

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going to the shop to buy ingredients for a stew
what should i get? should i get anything else other than stew ingredients? anything cool in supermarkets nowadays?

>>127048221

white people have no cul-

>>127049413
Just keep some wet-wipes in your pocket, you bigot.

>>127049554
>this weather
>a stew

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>Pound falls as UK budget deficit widens more than expected; Eurozone growth holds steady at six-year high
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2017/05/23/eurozone-fails-reach-greece-debt-deal-investors-eye-uk-public/

>>127049504

>implying it matters
>implying banned tripfags can resist coming back on and posting the same bullshit or REEEing about being banned
>implying the jannies can't spot this a mile away

Regardless, it's the inability to use the trip that kills them.

That's the beauty of it, lad. They just can't help themselves.

>>127049554
pork (neck is best)
mustard
cider

>>127049276

Best thing is, when you call them out their autistic need for attention flushes them out like rats and you can blanket report a host of the nonces.

>>127049554
put some chorizo in it lad

QT is going to be pretty special tonight lads. Hope that Quilliam guy ruffles a few feathers

>>127049554
You want something refreshing in the hot weather, like salad with chicken.

>>127049554
Fuck are you doing

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>>127049554

Get us a Magnum pls m8, cheers.

>>127049705
>>127049743
gay

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>>127048359
Get back you bastard, I'll break your legs

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THE TOP IS OFF FELLAS!

>>127047406

Tell me how to emigrate to your country in the easiest way desu!

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>>127049714
Get ready to hear all this again, with an audience applause after every single one.

>>127049743
i'll eat stew with cheddar dumplings if i want to, heatphobe

Apparently Britain is upset that US Officials leaked information on the incident amid the investigation.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/25/europe/manchester-terror-attack-uk/index.html?adkey=bn

>>127049869
Always archive known sources of clickbait. If site, dump on archive.is; if youtube video, rewrite domain in url to hooktube.com

https://archive.is/uwDPi <- cnn.com article

What do we make of UKIP's manifesto?

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>>127048921
>Sparkling water
What a cunt

>>127049869
Yeah, no shit. You let everyone who has had any dealing at all with Abedi run for cover.

>>127049916
paper aeroplanes

>>127049845
fuck yes
I'm hungry now

>>127049825
Oi, gay-Jude-Law-looking lad, nobody wants to see your selfies.

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if you're not having a salad for tea tonight you're an utter fucking degenerate

>>127049554
It's far too hot out for a stew. Get yourself a nice piece of salmon and some salad ingredients.

>for salad dressing
olive oil
lemon juice
wholegrain mustard

>for salmon
place on a sheet of foil
squeeze on some lemon juice
worcestershire sauce
thyme, rosemary, oregano
chilli flakes
garlic
wrap in foil, seal everything in
bake at 180c for 15-20 mins

I'm making that for myself in an hour or so, it's delicious.

>>127049869
Yeah what great allies America is.

>>127048981

a gram of charlie please.

>>127049939
This as fuck. Can't trust the Americans, hopefully they get nuked soon anyway.

>>127049916
best of the bunch by far, can't stop thinking about it

>>127049869
Once a traitor always a traitor.

Watching the queen ask injured children awkward questions coated in a film of apathy is making me uncomfortable lads.

>>127049916
Made my Grandparents vote for UKIP today when he spoke. Same here, when the time comes. They sent their votes off via postal

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>>127050007
i'm not making your faggy dish because i'm stubborn but i'll buy worcestershire, i ran out
thanks

>>127050029
America is legit the worst thing to happen to the world since the Ottomans.

The Religion of Peas

>>127050095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfrOZj6EBRI

>>127050187
We always knew where we stood with the Ottomans at least, too.

>>127050265
Islamb the religion of peas

Okay so my constituency got a 10% labour lead in 2015 over UKIP, is voting for ukip worth it or should I just go tory?

>>127049934

I can (and have) when all they post about is headpats.

HOW DOES BRIT/pol/ LIKE THERE EGGS

DIPPY EGG WITH SOLDIERS HERE

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Daily Reminder that this happened

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WHO WANTS TO LICK MY PIT?

So many fucking retards in this thread supporting UKIP policies LMAO:

Friendly reminder that Suzanne Evans said on Daily Politics she wants to institute a visa policy where you are given a questionnaire that asks questions like "Do you support gays?" "Do you support equal rights?" and the so called """""""nationalists""""""" in this thread keep eating it up LMAO

Vote for UKIP, good goy!

>>127050353
i-is that the word love with a hand grenade as the 'o'?

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>>127050181
aaaa
fucking triggered

>>127049390
>How can you say that when you also said "British culture does not mean banning things you don't like"?

Citizens are not the same as immigrants, retard .

ello meights, sign this lovely petition >>127046964 to let the Queen (pbuh) know that you're slightly miffed and you'll only allow the rape and maiming of several thousand more children before you get slightly more miffed.

Cheery Os

>>127050414
yep. with a switchblade and a rifle

>>127050396
tell me what you think is so bad about those questions

>>127048591
The quote is from the book, and it's based af tbph.

>To permit irresponsible authority is to sow disaster; to hold a man responsible for anything he does not control is to behave with blind idiocy. The unlimited democracies were unstable because their citizens were not responsible for the fashion in which they exerted their sovereign authority . . . other than through the tragic logic of history. The unique 'poll tax' that we must pay was unheard of. No attempt was made to determine whether a voter was socially responsible to the extent of his literally unlimited authority. If he voted the impossible, the disastrous possible happened instead—and responsibility was then forced on him willy-nilly and destroyed both him and his foundationless temple.

>>127050396
If you're voting for Conservative then you, too, deserve what you get.

>>127050353
>Dude in grey shirt
>Unknown Character
>Dude with beard

If they were going to run, they did so already. Or do you really believe they believe your intelligence and law enforcement are that incompetent?

Why arent you outside in the sun, shitposting on mobile, fellow countrymen?

>>127050439
you just won't ever shut the fuck up will you, traitor cunt.

>>127050476
>tell me what you think is so bad about those questions

Yes, cuck. What's so bad about a political party instituting a questionnaire which completely aligns with its political beliefs for all future migrants and possible citizens of the UK!

LMAO

>>127047982
I like it I just hate that I'm stuck in work and that even if I was home my only bike is currently in pieces so can't go for a nice long ride.

>>127050546
*pats head*

>>127049547

My mum has one of those I think

aren't the capsules expensive as fuck? like £5 for a pack of 6?

Used to have a cafetiere, may buy a new one soon as it does make a nice change from time to time.

>>127049155

:^)

>>127050555
Just been in the back yard for a few hours with the dog, was comfy but I need to breathe in here for a bit

>>127050353
Big ninja community in Manchester?

>>127050494
>If you're voting for Conservative then you, too, deserve what you get.

Except I'm not.

>>127050555
Because I'm not in work today and all of my friends are. I have nothing to do but sit inside and be miserable.

>>127050352
Their* you illiterate cunt.

BBC saying there could be more than one bomb. But wouldn't makes sense for them all the be detonated together (like they did in 7/7)?

If you're feeling silly, post a willy

WILLY
I
L
L
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>>127050673
Are you not voting, anon?

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>>127050353

I think the Didsbury Mosque Fanpage needs more friends.

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England

>>127050556
Good, channel your anger. You need it more than ever. This is your last chance, don't let the sun set on your empire.

>>127050577
if you can't stop spamming buzzwords then no-one's going to entertain your "argument"
the questions don't just align with their political beliefs, they align with British culture - that's the aim, to ensure any potential migrants also integrate with the culture they're wishing to join
why are you opposed to that?

>>127050727
I am going to spoil my ballot like a cuck

>>127049939

>FFS, let's try this again:
>If they were going to run, they did so already. Or do you really believe they believe your intelligence and law enforcement are that incompetent?

>>127050808
Yeah, alright.

>inb4 you leak my post to Ahmed Al-Britanni

>>127048591

You do realize the book was written by a right winger who believed in Might Is Right and that the screenplay was written by a left winger and then directed by an amoral Dutchman who said he was sexually aroused by the sight of Nazi violence as a young man?

>>127050844
I don't blame you

>>127050808
gas yourself you prick

>>127050842
*pushes head down until anon collapses under the pressure, head now pressed to the floor*

>>127048475
>the entirety of British culture is summed up by a few liberal post-enlightenment thinkers who are shilled in schools
OK.

>>127050838
>the questions don't just align with their political beliefs, they align with British culture - that's the aim, to ensure any potential migrants also integrate with the culture they're wishing to join
>why are you opposed to that?

Define British culture objectively without resorting to ideology or your own subjective belief!

I'll give you 5 minutes to complete the task!

Hint hint, if you say protestant, many will disagree when it comes to homosexuality! How will you bridge this gap my fellow brother!

You've got 5 minutes.

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>>127049547
>not using an aeropress
literally makes the best coffee.

>>127050916
n-no you

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Are you used to it yet?

>>127050686
Make your own happiness -all my friends are busy in lectures but im out and about. Currently sitting in on a patch of grass on campus being warm.

>>127050555
Because the beer isn't cold enough yet, need to wait until I'm properly equipped

>>127050983
democracy, individual liberty and the rule of law

>>127050864
It's the principle of the thing.
When we share national security info there's an expectation of discretion.

Religion of peace
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-40046773

>>127050864
>If they were going to run, they did so already.

Not if they didn't know what Albedi and his tiny group were planning, but knew who he was. That's how cells work.

>>127051016
>drinking coffee at all
>not endless cups of milky tea
foreign hot drinks should be banned along with the hijab
we literally fought the opium wars so you could have your tea you ungrateful cunt

>>127051084
>Putting democracy in the top 3

You have no fucking clue.

>>127048850
Lots of Brits are wannabe Amerijews.

>>127051183
Bavarka, my favorite

>>127050602
Yeah they're really expensive. I bought some pods when I got the thing sine it came with a £10 voucher but it's just been on the kitchen counter now unused for 8 or 9 months.

>>127051016
I might just get one of these. My cafetiere is pretty shit so I've been meaning to buy a new one anyway.

>>127051025
I am. To be honest though, nothing about American mass shootings is weird either. It's a guarantee that at any time it's imminent that either Yanks will shoot each other to death, or Muslims are about to kill a whole bunch of people.

I don't care if being a faggot is legal but I should at least be able to call them a faggot without being imprisoned.

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>>127051016
>using a cuckpress

Filter coffee is the only red-pilled choice.

>>127051084
>democracy
REEEEEEEEEE
you're correct with the other two

>>127050983
>white people
>bacon butties
>minding your own fucking business
>tea with the vicar with a nice slice of Battenburg
>contempt for celts

>>127051183
milky tea is fucking vile tbph

>>127051183
>tea
>not foreign to anyone but the Chinese

wut?

>>127051080
no need to resist, anon, we both know you like it
anime posters are universally sexually submissive boys into femdom

>>127051084
>democracy
u wot m8?

Our tradition has been hostile to democracy since its start. That's exactly the reason the unreformed House of Lords, and the hereditary peers within, oppose it.

>>127051084
>democracy, individual liberty and the rule of law

>Democracy
There are many monarchists, fascists, communists and anarchists here in the UK, why do you ignore their citizenry opinion!

>Individual Liberty
Do you think the pro-authoritarians on this board will agree ;)? Hint hint, I don't think so!

>Rule of law
This is incredibly arbitrary, all countries have laws!


Bad bad bad, you failed this task!

Now you must try again and come up with a questionnaire!

>>127051364
then have early grey with a bit of lemon just before going down the public toilets to get buggered you wee pansy

>>127051341
>tfw most English people are only 30% non-Celtic
Unless you're disgusting Essex trash.

>>127051285
>using a cuckfilter
Espresso is the only red-pilled choice.

>reddit spacing

>>127051408
>This is incredibly arbitrary, all countries have laws!
You can't be this autistic.

>>127049413
>I don't want

WHAT ARE YOU FIVE YEARS OLD?

>>127050353
>>127050772

Someone tweet this shit to that Paul Joseph Watson lad.

>>127051285
>cuckpress
it makes a top-tier espresso in under five minutes and only costs £25. enjoy your watery filter coffee.

>>127049554
>stew in this heat
Weirdo.

>>127047443
>Miserable, sweaty and sticky

You talking about your mum, lad?

>>127051548
is that something YOU want to do, faggot?

>>127051651
Sounds more like he's describing his foreskin tbqh

>>127048591
you actually think successful civilizations come from being nice?

>>127047200

>MAXIMUM OVER-SHILL

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>>127047237
this.
or pic related could be your kids final texts

>>127051606
you don't deny it?
it was partially a joke but i guess i was right
anime has always attracted pathetic boys desu
it's okay though, i love you. i'm sure you're cute in your patheticness
i hope you feel warm inside

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>>127051843

>>127051704
keep up
>>127048475

>>127051843

>Yasss

>>127047069

NORMIE REDPILLING:

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>>127051809
>>127051809
>>127051809
>>127051809

>>127051136
I can appreciate the "principle of the thing", and frankly with all the people willing to share information that Trump did this or Trump did that- I don't blame any country for revoking their intelligence sharing due to the lack of loyalty to the president.
>>127051174
You're making it out like they cannot put two and two together without the media telling them. If they are that paranoid, they've run already. Or they'll just feint ignorance/fear of repercussions.

>>127048591
So the liberal couldn't even get satirism right.

>>127049753
Are those eggs or dirt in that ice cream?

>>127051964
I don't follow. it's not banning something i don't like. it's imposing a law to protect people from unnecessary contamination. in context, like on a beach or whatever, nudity is fine. walking around town centre it has health issues

>>127047069
>heat
>im sitting in texas 80 degrees, 56% humidity, 18 mph wind, windows open chillaxen.

yall barely get above 70 at worst, whats fucking wrong with you?

>>127052190
>it's not banning something i don't like
what is wrong with banning something you don't like?

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>>127052145
stop pretending that it doesn't just get you flustered

>oh it's a lovely day out

FUCK NO IT'S TOO HOT FUCK YOU NORMIE

>>127052269
I'm sorry that was rude, i know your more accustomed to a colder environment.
>just be happy, on our worst we get mid-90's with about a 80% humidity and its murderous...... just be happy

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>>127052269
Perhaps you're used to it?

>>127052269
It's called acclimitisation... you're used to where you live being stupidly in hot. It's hot relative to how fucking rainy and miserable it is 99.99% of the time.

>>127052432
We complain about our dark, windswept and rainy land. But we love it.

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>>127052364
Just went out and got me one of those tall oscillating fans for £17.50 from Wilko.
If anyone here is looking for a cheap way to stay cool its doing a pretty good job.

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>>127051843

Jeez...

>>127052451
>>127052499
please see >>127052432
i just wanted to pick on you brits, and already I'm out of material.

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>>127051843
I didn't come here to feel.

>>127052355
Muh human rights

>>127052702
I don't get how making yourself look stupid constitutes as making fun of other people.

>>127048591
i can't stand how liberals think repeating something someone they disagree with says is satire

if millions of people watch your satire and it isn't 100% clear that the film is satirising what its depicting then you've completely failed

i actually think they might be making bad satire deliberately so cunts like you can come along and be like

>omg, dont u get that it's satire? lmao...

>>127052545
this is the mindset.

I bitch about my excessively hot, two-season, piece of rock but i wouldnt trade it for the world.

Internet down in Leeds
Happening imminent?

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Trump's in Mummy May's good books again

>>127052702
because im baked and misery loves company?
i don't know you asking too much of things.
do you know why i actually opened this thread instead of just leaving one post and continuing down the catalog?

>>127053067
We don't fucking want you here because of your posts, find another fucking nation to spit on and betray again.

>>127052825
>>127053067
i cant even link tot he right post.

Srsly how hot is it there right now?
just curious cause i mean what is reasonable "mild"
>remember guys..... manbearpig was right

>>127053165
can we spit on india together?

>>127053234
Last i checked it was 23c which in american is 73.4f

>>127048437
>UKIP was never a serious electoral party. Why can't they just accept that they won and get on with their lives?

The serious answer to this question is that the (((Establishment))) parties will actively work to undermine Brexit and turn it into a "Brexit in name only" where we are still saddled with 99% of EU regulations but just aren't listed as "A member state".
It's basically just good luck that May seems to be backing the hardline, she could just as easily have gone for feather soft Brexit.

>>127047237


WAIT, HOW DO WE GET THESE?!?!?!

I'm fucking investing if we can! I only know of shotguns and semi-auto rifles, but assault rifles?!??!

>>127048981
I want my child back you absolute cunt!

>>127048763
MMM, BOYS

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>not drinking master brew in the garden listening to British anthems while petting your hunting spaniel

Quintessentially british 2bhqiqq