/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - The truth will emerge edition

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(Don't forget to awoo)

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>>127030835
FOR SARATOGA-ONEESAMA!

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I NEED MY JOE

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You broke my glasses

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I went to /a/ and they didn't have a single thead for this. Does that mean wanting a cute sister is exclusively right-wing?

>>127030977
*grabs your neck*
nothing personnel kid

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This is official a /hope/ thread

Hope-Posting is Authorized

>>127030835
Lads I say this a few times per week, but Joe has lost it. How long can this screeching last for?

>>127031011
>>127030977
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!

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FUCK THE JOURNALIST
FUCK THEIR JEWISH MASTERS

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Reminder that shills want (You)'s and that you shouldn't oblige them

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I came across the office distribution in the West Wing. What do you guys think?

>>127031034
How long is his contract?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE-TmfN1cdM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1NkmghQM3E

BASED JAPAN DOES IT A G A I N

Hey! President Trap-kun best anime ever 11/10

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>>127030977
Found out one pic of the incident.

>>127030977
He's fucked, isn't he

>>127031034
I dont know but I taunt him every chance I get on twitter

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>>127030885
AWOO~

>>127031127
We don't know. Maybe.

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>>127030977
So was it just nothing?
>Happened right before the vote.

>>127031069
Which room is the one Seth Rich's bartender Joe Capone visited?

>>127031154
My opinion is that it will be a nothingburger, like Corey incident with that Breitbart chick

>>127030977
gestalt, please?

>>127031159
He was charged with misdemeanor battery/assault so no, it's something.

>>127030835

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm glad he didn't get FBI director. He's a bit of a showboat as well, but that perfectly suits him in his current position.

>>127031232
He's not charged, he got a citation

>>127031234
Yeah, I think he can still do good where he is. And we're getting Clarke in what, the NSA now? Not bad.

>>127031204
That got surprisingly little coverage though. They'll push this as hard as possible.

>>127031271
Same thing. He'll have to pay a fine and probably avoid jail.

>>127031141
How dare you defile Tenshi

Sessions taken down one more step completed towards drumpf impeachment

>>127031364
>Same thing
You're an idiot.

It seems kind of weird that the president's daughter would go with him overseas and meet world leader's with him. Seems like he is grooming her.

>>127031295
>That got surprisingly little coverage though.
What? That story was everywhere. Trump had to come out and publicly say he wouldn't fire Corey over it.

>>127031295

What? The media acted like her arms had been ripped off and her grandmother's tomb defiled.

I'm still not sure where I stand with Corey given the Manafort friction, but that was a total media hit job.

>>127031364
no its not the same thing, they haven't investigated anything yet, and it'll probably be dismissed because this woman journo is lying

>>127031295
Little coverage? Trump had to defend Corey in front of every media outlet, even Anderson Cooper.

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>>127031172
It's so silly and so far removed from reality, it has to be satire.
The Saoudis were deliberately walking behind Trump like a submissive housewife. His wife and daughter did not wear a headscarf.
And you're telling us he is being their bitch.
Surely you must be jesting, good sir.

Did any of you watch Bannon's War yet?

>>127031475
Talking about Michelle Fields

>>127031428
The difference being what? Sorry I haven't been as intimately experienced with the criminal justice system as you.

>>127031510
Conservative media. Regular media didn't go full shill.

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>>127031474

Come on now True Conservative Aussie, surely you can lay better bait than that.

>>127031681
xdxdxd drumpfy wumpfy toopy scoopy icey wicey xdxdxddddd B T F O
B
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F
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>>127031173
Beats me

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>>127031579
I did

It was hilarious. The music and black and white imagery were designed to make Bannon look like some type of Lex Luthor / Rasputin.

>>127031159
>>127031127
>>127031154
Here's how this will play out:
>charged with misdemeanor assault but not arrested
>will pay fine and possible medical expenses but serve no jail time
>Montanans will forgive or not give a shit about him roughing up some cuck, liberal (((journalist))) who they feel probably deserved it
>wins the election
>liberal heads explore with plenty of salt to mine today

>>127031655
Remember: That was back when the DNC was pushing for Donald Trump to be the nominee because they thought he would be "easy to beat".

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>>127031069

I kinda hope Trump builds an addition to the White House. It wouldn't feel right if he didn't.

>>127031955
The faggot is literally crying after this, complaining about his glasses, and Dems think this is good for them...

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Anything happening?
>>127031955
Checked.

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>>127031205
>"bodyslams" a reporter
>report is only audio
>brought a mic not a camera though I guess
>there is no eye witness testimony
>being spread like ebola in the area

you tell me, I'll vote for him for fucking up the media

Soros named dropped in Joe

>>127031924
haha, I'm gonna start it.

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>>127032074
i don't care

>>127032052
There is eye witness testimony, but it's some woman journalist telling lies

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>>127031746

I need confirmation.

Tell us about the Paradise that President Ted Cruz would be creating for us right now.

>>127031787
it's worrying to me that my countrymen don't remember this event

I need my TNN

>>127031069
>Kushner placed right next to Bannon
kek

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You fucking Redit cunts goon pay soon enuf. I will find u and curb stomp every last wun of you ambivalent creatures.
(ayaya)
Maкcимaльнaя Хaoc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0q0QeQbw9U

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>>127032001
It definitely needs a change.

The wallpaper in the Oval has got to Go. Man Obama has bad taste.

I suppose it makes sense. To have taste you must have an individual personality.

Considering odds are good that either Obama is a clone or has had massive brain surgery, his lack of taste is warranted.

>>127032052
At a press conference with police, there's supposedly video of the incident. And there were 4 people there besides the reporter fag and Gianforte.

>>127032097
Awesome. Give us a trip report after.

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>5th month of Trump presidency
>Talk about pissgate dossier again

>>127032253

Lol, you really hate that wallpaper.

I think I heard they're considering renovating the press room, it's too small and lacking in ovens right now.

>>127032139
aka no real testimony

in a room of many people, surely someone had a camera, let alone security footage.

But this, just like the 12 yo retard being booted from a Trump rally, is last day political scandal that tries to sway the idiotic apolitical Americans.

>>127032257
if this is true every reporter with a camera in the room should never be trusted again

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>media gasping for anything on Russia
>This desperation

When Trump returns, its going to feel like the King has come back to his throne.

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>Go on reddit
>Make account
>Post generic SJW bullshit that will get hundreds of sky arrows
>Go back once it's highly visible
>Edit your comment to either a redpill or something pro-trump/triggering
>Reddit thinks it has tons of support
>Slowly convert the sheep to Trump because they follow what people like, not their own opinions

>>127032253
He should just demolish and replace.

>>127032459
He should celebrate his return by executing the media.

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>>127032525

He should tweet "Muslims like me more than the Fake News media does! Sad!"
That'd get the tongues a wagging.

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>>127032488

>>127032396
I do. It looks like an ice-cream parlor. Its absurd.

Ovens, or some type of liquification machine that blends the marxists and dumps them in to the Potomac.

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>>127032253
>The wallpaper in the Oval has got to Go
My man. It looks much better without it. Also, I hope Melania designs a custom carpet soon. I'm not big on Reagan's, and every president has his own carpet.

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Britfags, it happening?

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>You're very perceptive.

Russians discussed how to influence Trump (aides) according to three officials (familiar with the intelligence)

THIS IS OVER IMPEACHMENT SOON

>>127030977
> shitty two bit "reporter" from fake news site "the guardian" enters office without permission
> starts demanding answers to his impertinent questions
> shoves a fucking phone in a man's face
> lefty version of "i'm not touching you!"
> Y chromosome activated
> WHAHHH!! you just broke my glasses!!
> no video
> CNN report is all twitter outrage, no witness reports
> charged with MISDEMEANOR assault
> somebody just won the montana redneck, cowboy, hillbilly, country girl, and christian vote
> lefty bitches, nu-males and queers werent gonna vote for him anyway


send this man to washington.
just so we can watch the washington post and new york times press cadres act like civilized human beings for once

>>127033056
If I make Russian officials talk about influencing the US media, will they have to resign?

>>127032785
Excellent point on the Carpet. Lets hope it happens soon.

Its part of being part of /ptg/. We recognize that aesthetics matter.

>>127033056

What's a good recipe for croissants?

>>127031955
This

>>127033170
It's not that hard, you just need milk, sugar, butter, flour and yeast

>>127030977
Watch "PRESS CONFERENCE: GOP Candidate Greg Gianforte Accused of Body-Slamming A Reporter" on YouTube
https://youtu.be/1d0gjjSDHno

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>>127033148

After this trip I have full confidence in Melania's design instincts. Her entire wardrobe has been incredible, whereas Ivanka has been pretty hit and miss.

Melania has quite a lot of potential yet to display.

>>127033146
It would be extremely suspicious

What sort of person does it take to spread fake news every single day like Joe

>>127033577
For you

>>127033537
From what I gather Melania's style is entirely her own. She is her own fashion advisor.

Im keen to have her and Barron in the WH. She certainly seems like a stabilizing influence in Trump's life. And Trump needs more people around him who are 100% loyal

>>127033358

Yeah but you French always leave the devil in the details and then giggle at us trying not to burn our omelettes...

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>>127031955
If I was the candidate I would commission the following ad

> DOES YOUR CANDIDATE DEFEND HIS VOTERS?
> MINE DOES!
> FROM SUPLEX CITY MAYOR TO THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES
> paid for by the ebaumsworld activism super PAC,
> Not affiliated with any campaign

>>127033603
a person married to (((Brezinski)))

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>>127033603

Joe is the pundit equivalent of the Pillsbury dough boy.

>>127033700
The hardest shit is that it is fucking long to make and you need to know how to fold that shit so you have the croissant form. Quite frankly it's not worth the hassle

Questions: is Joe going to be on and is it worth watching?

I love Joepsting but have literally never watched a single second of his show because sleep.

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>>127033537
> Her entire wardrobe has been incredible, whereas Ivanka has been pretty hit and miss.

Not surprising for a woman that travelled the world like Melania. People don't give her enough credit for her intelligence and fashion sense, all because she is also drop dead gorgeous.

>>127033907
Joe is a faggot liberal who just complains about everything Trump does

>>127033907
I think Joe is getting close to coming out as a democrat

>>127033971
It is incredible that in the whole political mainstream media there are only two Trump support anchors: Tucker and Hannity. All the rest are never trumpers to the core.

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How mad are you right now faggots? Can't wait to shoot your kind in the new FC5 hahaha

>>127033891

Well give me a French recipe to try, my YouTube chef is fucking off on vacation.

I thought about brioche but that's even more work and all those eggs will probably build up in my arteries.

>>127033869
>sinful.jpg
tfw you realize that if shooped Pepe has eyeglasses, his eyes look Scarborough eyes

inb4 Joe Scarpepe

>>127034095
>all those eggs will probably build up in my arteries

That's a dirty myth

>>127034095
Food Wishes has gotta have a recipe video

No internet. Am I missing anything, or ought I spend this brief freedom doing something more productive?

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>>127034065
> implying the villains in that particular game aren't the coolest part
> implying that doubling down on anti Christian anti white propaganda down the throats of the youth won't redpill them even harder

>>127034246
Nothingburger. Carry on with your daily dreg

>>127034062
Is Neil Cavuto still ok? I haven't seen his show in a while.

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>>127034065
>Can't wait to shoot
Have fun bug testing.

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>>127034062

I think Hannity does more damage than help. No one who watches him was ever going to vote Shillary anyway.

Tucker has been incredible. They should give him a half hour just to rant like he did at the firefighters convention.

Nonetheless, we need more. The right can and should do better.

>>127033934

I really wish I knew more about her past. Unfortunately, searching for it brings up all the disgusting lugenpresse trash.

>>127034065
I bet you five bucks somebody says MAGA in it

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isn't Comey testifying today? Heard he was slated to go in front of the senate intel committee "next Thursday", and that was said last week.

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>The U.Ks bombers entire family was invovled in this bombing

Wow, what a shocker

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John McCain BTFO by Russia

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>>127034065
>>127034394
Oh, and DIE

>>127034062
It is bizarre. For me its beyond collusion and evidence that a grand conspiracy exists.

We all know that.

Stupid fucking normie scum who go thru life thinking they are informed. Completely insufferable cunts, the lot of them.

I'd also include the Fox & Friends crews, especially the Weekend F&F hosts seem like like /ourguys/

But yeah. Whenever I see CNN and their evening panels are nothing but homosexuals, minorities, and jews.

Where is our voice? And I don't even mean white men. Just fucking not death-cult worship.

>>127034065
Can I beat up Spencer

>>127034422
> entire family
I would guess "entire community" considering youth brag all the time about this kind of shit. Wouldn't put past all his mates being in the known he was in contact with ISIS.

>>127034246

A GOP representative running for House beated the shit out of a journalist

>>127034366
http://dujour.com/news/melania-trump-interview/
There are a lot of information in this, but the writer's commentary is absolutely disgusting.

>>127034062
Tucker doesn't even like Trump and didn't vote for him in the primaries.
He constantly underestimates his 4D chess and thinks the tweets aren't helping.
He still has the best show on TV

>>127034210

> eggs are healthy, you should all eat more of them!!!
> cigarettes are good for you, thats why i smoke careltons, with the patented asbestos filter for the smoothest smoke, and big tobacco flavour!
> shill for the egg council
> deliberately perpetrating a murderous campaign of disinformation

you will someday answer for your evil lies!

>>127034508
Well apparently they've already arrested like 8 people connected with it, probably about 100000 more though

>>127030967
nobody actually watches joe anymore do they?

>>127034527
Guy needs a medal, based Montana

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>>127030835
pastebin updated

>Pres Trump departs meeting with EU cucks/NATO 5/25/17
https://youtu.be/szIbeuEC4Jg
>Pres Trump meets with EU cucks/NATO 5/25/17
https://youtu.be/yd2gqpDVtXA
>Pres Trump arrives at EU HQ 5/25/17
https://youtu.be/yUGegbs73yQ

anything else?

>>127034503
Spencer oonly wishes he could sport a cool beard like that. That and the fact those lads at least look like they are succeeding on advancing the white nationalist cause with effective action.

>>127034095
I'm sure anglo recipes are mostly the same, there could be difference on the butter you should use but since you are in america you won't find french butter anyway

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>>127034607

Redpill me on the egg Jews!

>>127034065
They have an awo.

>>127034065

Implying it won't be banned in Germany

>>127034527
That's old news

>>127034643
The media & government engage in relentless lying about the actual views of muslims on stuff like this

>>127034688

▶

I do when I want to rage in the morning.

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>the 2016 election got going in July 2015

It's only 2 years until Hillary launches her 2020 campaign. The Democratic Party may even call an early convention and make her the nominee automatically so she doesn't have to go through a grueling primary this time. Are you Drumpfshits ready?

Say it with me
THIRD TIME LUCKY
MADAME PRESIDENT

>>127034607
The people who claimed eggs are bad are the same ones who moronically claimed margarine is healthier than real butter

>>127034602
I watched Fox News Election Day coverage and Tucker was the first person to look at the returns and say "Trump's got this, it is obvious, he is outperforming Romney with minorities". Monica Crowley as well.

>>127034701
God you people are pretentious about everything
What the fuck is French butter

>>127034607
Cigarettes are not that bad, medicine to make people stop smoking kill more people.

>>127034821

pretty sure it's unpasteurized butter

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>>127034607
>>127034095
What the fuck is wrong with eggs
I eat 2 of them every breakfast.

>>127034701
You can buy french butter. I also see finnish butter commonly in grocery stores.

So for real, how is a Democrat even competing in Montana? Are GOP voters just that complacent? Or are the Democrats literally buying an election? You could probably count the number of low-T nu-male Democrat men on one hand in Montana.

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>>127034805
kek. In all seriousness, the only substantial thing HRC had on Trump was that there was a big question mark over whether he'd be able to run the country without nuking everyone or slapping foreign leaders. Now that he's been Prez, she has much less ammo. A rematch would be better for Trump than Hill, I think.

>>127034821
I'm not being pretentious, I'm just saying there is no point asking for a french recipe when the only difference with the other recipes are negligable
https://www.meilleurduchef.com/fr/recette/croissant.html
You got pics on how to fold it here

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>>127034805

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Well well well, looks like HumptyDrumpty Retardlicans are in for their first big loss.

Montana will be blue.

>>127034962
>its another "Anon only drinks rain water he filtered with a filter he built himself with materials he forged because everything is a jewish conspiracy" poster

Eggs are boss, eat em with everything
be the size of a BARGE

>>127034810
Yep

> stop eating fat goys, drop butter, meat and eggs from your diet
> here, eat this industrial substitute, trans fat, much healthier.
> Also remember to get your 50%+ carbs diet, easy to reach with sugar, corn and corn sugar.
> what? Why is America so obese? Must be sedentary lifestyle. Let's all sign up for gyms and jog for 15 min a day. That must fix it

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>>127034805
Will she sell "it's my turn" this time too?

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>>127034602

He likes Trump, but he's still learning. Lately you can see him accelerating the redpill process.

>>127034817

Yep, and that was when everyone was still comfortably awaiting YASSS QUEEN for President.

Still, we knew better...

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>>127035087

>>127034065
We should start a campaign to label the game misogynist as there aren't enough females in that picture. It should be 50/50 male female because that's what society is and females are just as capable as men and blah blah blah

>>127035031
>how is a Democrat even competing in Montana

you realize Democrats had the tightest grip on the rust belt before Trump?

>>127035089
This will get him tons of votes

>>127035091
this.

>>127033452
To be honest calling it BODY SLAMMING makes it sound way more badass than whatever it was that probably didn't happen.

>>127035089

Uh, you do realize people love people that body slam other people?

Jesse Ventura became governer of a state for fucks sake

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>>127035089
>misdeamenor
>against the fake media
>implying montanans wont vote in droves for him now
we dont call em shitkickers for nothing, ahmed

>>127034527
> beated the shit out of a journalist
first, he didnt "beated the shit" out of anyone
one little chokeslam is just how we say hello in montana
if my man had been really angry he would have gone full Zangeif on that worm

second, the turd was not a "journalist" he was a trespasser
he had been told to fuck off before he snuck into the room by a side door, then he jammed his phone in my man's face
we dont cotton to trespassers or queers from "the guardian" round here
you city shits love to make your little jokes about country folks, and put out your gay little films which portray everyone in montana as a closet faggot just itching to climb "brokeback mountain" but if you come out here to the west, you will discover how worthless you really are.

you cant ride, cant shoot, cant head up a steer, cant milk a cow, cant fix a truck and cant catch a fish unless it's wrapped in styrofoam and plastic

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>>127035089
>think it'll hold up in court
>winning every hillbilly vote now that he's shown to be strongarming reporters

its not like Kendra is going to vote, meanwhile the Trumpen Legion are instructed to do so.

>>127035167

Montana is not in the rust-belt. Not even close.

>>127035089
lel drumpf btfo

>>127035186
"Tackle" would've been a wiser word, and probably more accurate.

>>127035112
>Welcome to Planet Fatness, here is your complimentary pizza

>>127034817
Tucker is obviously smart and 95% impervious to bullshit about Trump . It's just that 5% is always due to him underestimating Trump and not looking big picture. Which admittedly is the safer bet if you have a TV show, can't be making excuses for Prez w no evidence.

Everyone who was paying attention knew he'd win even if they didn't admit it
Tuck obviously voted for him in general but he was low key shitting on Trump B4 his show/primaries

>>127035153
>still using nonsensical expressions

really jumbles my jimbos

>>127034065
When the good guys are always a team of multinational globalist faggots it's easy to see how Christian Nationalists would be the bad guys

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>>127035112
It was in the 90s. I was in the USA at that time.

Everything was "Low Fat" and "Fat Free" and "Reduced Salt" and all this other horrible bullshit which is basically removing nutrition and replacing it with empty carbs.

I think it led diabetes and the fat giants. It is SOOO hard to eat healthy and cheap when everything is tailored to turn you in to a thumbhead.

>>127035231
>you cant ride, cant shoot, cant head up a steer, cant milk a cow, cant fix a truck and cant catch a fish unless it's wrapped in styrofoam and plastic
You guys seems like people here in the interior, but we have few whites.

>>127035319
its a shame crowley got caught plagiarizing her work she basically disapeared

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>>127035089
M-MAYBE IF TRUMP TWEETS AGAIN THINGS WILL GET BETTER
>>127035265
don't worry lad I know the US states on the map better than the average amerilard

>>127035231
>one little chokeslam
whatever you say you nazi

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>>127035283
>it's real

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It's been a very boring week. I've actually gotten work done.

>>127035156
This idea has wheels

>>>v

>>127035089
It's Montana, more people will probably vote for the guy now because he did what everyone wants to do

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>>127035283
>signed up for gym to get swoll
>hear stories of free pizza
>know its jewish tricks but hey I love pizza
>sign up for it
>find out there's no pizza

>>127035089
If Democrats have a problem with bodyslams, why are they applauding the Rock for running for president?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9mWK4Nysqo

TRUMP SPEAKING LIVE!????

>>127035058
You're not trying, it's built into the French zeitgeist. Inescapable. It's like how you can't smell your own scent.

>>127035231
I can ride, shoot, milk, and fish.

Oh and change a tire.

NOT KEKED

>>127035591
soon
they replay speeches while waiting

>>127035635
Oh *phew*

I was like "fuuuuuuck. How'd we drop the ball?"

>>127034821
french butter is made with raw cream
it is otherwise indistinguishable from normal ordinary butter

* Note: if your butter contains anything other than cream and salt it aint real butter

and yes, the frogs are pretentious as fuck about everything.
they used to deserve to be smug, what with their sophisticated culture, hot women and successful society, now however, france is a shitshow.
even french wine has become third rate trash, and tastes like it's made from 40% somali piss (which it may just be...)

Croissants are shit tier pastry anyway

ok this is funny, french newspapers are telling Macron (meeting trump today) to wear good shoes because Trump complimented Sissi on his shoes and to flatter him with meaningless banter to stroke his ego. Those retards don't get Trump appreciate someone because they make a good deal, not because of a fake smile and flattery

Is he going to fire Dina Powell when they get back? I'm sick of these leaks.

>>127035283
Also, gyms from the same franchising IIRC:

> you, fit girl that is obviously doing it right: we cannot renew your membership
> other customers are getting uncomfortable with your presence

>>127035698
one of the other streams say it starts in 3hrs

>>127035591
W A L L

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>>127035502
>paying for gym membership
>not going to the physical fitness center on post for free 99

>youtube trends me this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOjkTMLveiE

what did youtube mean by this

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>>127032488
Sounds like too much work. They need to be constantly fed what to think.

>>127035739
Yeah, I hate that people think he can be buttered up to cave to a bad deal. Don't get me wrong, he loves to have good relations with people. He loves positive feedback/flattery/good press. But he won't let that cloud his negotiating.

>>127035378
> It is SOOO hard to eat healthy and cheap when everything is tailored to turn you in to a thumbhead.

No it's not. Just don't but processed food, buy the ingredients (meat, vegetables, cereals) and prepare it yourself.

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>>127035756
>never joined a gym
>want to live, but cant get weight training equipment in small apartment
>PF is at 9$/month
>okay.jpg
>no free weights
>"no grunt zone"
>ask them if they can get some free weights
>"sir, this facility isnt for you"
>mfw

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>>127035749
As long as Dina is fucking Gary Cohen shes not going anywhere

>pic related

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>>127035804
>too autsy to cancel membership
>still go though

I mean its really nice, sauna, jacuzzi, heated pool, nice lockerroom and showers, plenty of equipment and weights. Not so bad and fits into my budget to push out junk food

>>127035935
live = lift

>>127035761
Cool thanks

>>127035903

Holy fuck, must be nice to live in portugal where the ingredients are cheaper than the finished products because they don't have corn subsidies like in the USA.

Reminder that cuckoldry is OK if the bull is white

>>127035903
>buy the ingredients (meat, vegetables, cereals) and prepare it yourself.
It's astonishing how much Americans don't realize that you can actually turn raw ingredients into food, and you don't need a giant corporate factory processing things and shrinkwrapping them to do this.

>>127034821
>>127035732
You guys are susceptible, I meant french butter brands, which are probably the same quality than in anywhere else and since you prob can't find them in the us, then there is no point bothering with french recipe when you have the same end result with english ones.

>>127035940
Even if she's leaking? You're crazy. If Trump knows she's leaking, he wouldn't keep her around.

>>127035733

Enlighten us Frog. What is the hierarchy of French pastries?

>>127034962
> consuming food expelled from the cloaca of a filthy yard bird
> comes from the waste canal of a disgusting fowl
> massive levels of estrogen, and a 50% chance of containing rooster cum
> #1 vector for salmonella and botulinum in civilized countries
> might as well be gulping down estrogen pills
> eating the Over Easy Jew

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>>127035935
>no free weights

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>>127035935

I have this thing

>>127035935
> but cant get weight training equipment in small apartment

Anon, I have an Olympic bar and a set of weights in an apartment. Don't have a bench so I'm limited to the exercises and weight I can lift but that doesn't prevent both me and my wife from lifting and at least keeping a healthy shape.

Can't become zyzz but at least it's a good way to stay in shape.

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>>127035903

See

>>127036007

(((They))) could easily make prepared food that wasn't poison. But we are served poison anyway.

I wonder why???

>>127036038
Does food cost horrors in Japan as they say on TV?
Sometimes they make programs telling a beef cost a ton of money over there.

>>127036038
No, we know how to cook. The problem is that produce is so expensive. Also, produce goes bad within days of buying it so we'd have to go to the store every 3 days if we wanted fresh produce every day.

>>127035958
If it works for anon. Hope you're also buying funs and training with them. Getting /fit/ is only part of what you need to be doing.

>>127035935
Whats planet fitness? I go to the YMCA and its like 50$ a month..how can your thing be so cheap?

>>127036063
> If Trump knows she's leaking
If Trump knows who's leaking there is no force strong enough in the world to prevent him from firing that person, not even the constitution.

The fact no cabinet member got fired over leaks means one of these two things:

1) it's not a trump appointment but an obama holdover, or
2) Trump team still doesn't know who did

Likely both

>>127036007
What?
Can`t you go to a market and buy fresh food?
Don`t you guys have fairs on rural areas nearby towns where you can also buy it?

>>127035886
Literally would be impossible to have his level of success if he could be tricked so easily.
This just makes Macaroni look like the immature child, it was probably his mum who told him to do that.
God our enemies are weak, where is the challenge? It's just going to make us grow old and lose focus.

>>127036069
God Tier: Paris Brest, Millefeuilles, Foret Noire, Saint Honoré

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>>127035089
>In the year of 2024 Greg Gianforte gets the republican nomination for president
>Hillary is still trying to become president and the DNC nominates her
>In their debate, Greg chokeslams her through the table
>He then on election night wins all 50 states (DC goes to Hillary) just by being a badass
Screencap this, its gonna happen

>>127036116
yes but you probably dont live in second floor carpeted apartment with whiny neighbors

>>127036249
I think Trump knows who they are by now

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DRUMPFY BTFO BY POPEY

>>127036196
Also, pocessed food is much, much cheaper. That's partly what lead to the rise in obesity. That - and the stealth sugar that was dumped into every product. Even bread has sugar in it. It's crazy. People are starting to acknowledge the poisonous nature of sugar, but it's still in practically everything.

>>127036007
Don't make me research prices in your online supermarket and prove it is cheaper to buy raw ingredients anon. If not cheaper at least cheap enough to offset the healthcare bill you'll get later for eating processed crap.

>>127036175
The best cuts of wagyu steak are pretty expensive but you can get cheaper stuff, there's US/aussie/NZ imports too which isn't overpriced, and chicken is of course very cheap and plentiful. The only real problem with beef here is that the markets don't carry as much of it compared to pork. Every supermarket has it, but if you plan on cooking for a party of people, you better get there early to grab it before it's all sold out.

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>>127036308
>Vice

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>>127036063
My concern is that she is so tight with Ivanka and Gary that she is fire-proof

I dont know why but I've immediately disliked her. Maybe its because shes CFR, Maybe its because she worked for Bush, Maybe its because I hate women.

Regardless I've got a bad vibe from her and would wager she is part of the leaks.

>Pic Related. Is it just me or is she suppressing a smile? Taken during Trump's attack on Syria.

>>127036282
Micron also buys 400 euros suits

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Fuck Drumpf! We prefer to be bombed by Muslims!

>>127036225
planet fitness is the gym for landwhales to make themselves feel better about being "fit and fat"

>>127035089
>the state of "go fuck yourself we're ranching" is going to not vote for the guy that just dropped a cuck

I couldn't think of a worse false flag.

>>127036308
1000 pictures taken that one day. why does the press pass only that one arround and then wonder ask why we all call them biased?

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>>127036308
>DUDE THE POPE HATES TRUMP, I LOVE CHRISTANS NOW
>DUDE THE SAUDIS AND ISRAELIS LOVE TRUMP, I HATE JEWS AND MUSLIMS NOW
good job lefties

>>127032168
Whats the story?

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>>127036308
>Trump BTFOs pope so hard the pop has to cry
>this kills the drumpf
Have shills completely lost it?

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>>127036308
the pope, you say?

>>127036304
Not carpeted but plenty of neighbors. Use puffs and pillows to cushion the weights when placing them on the floor (as I can't drop them). That obviously limit the amount of weight I can lift (nothing over what I can gently place on the floor) but it's better than nothing.

>>127036393
It's hilarious how they hate the one guy who's trying to save them from destruction, meanwhile they never protest actual muslims who kill innocent people. These people are psychotic

>>127036393
They should be polite and wait until Ramadan to do those marches.
Gotta give the muslims proper opportunity.

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>>127036495

>>127036495
4chan's inception

>>127036401
haha, I open their webpage it says: 1,300 judgement free location.

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>>127036308
his smile and optimism, gone

>>127036344
Do it.


AMERIBROS:
Tell him I'm right. Isn't it much cheaper to buy processed foods in America? You can get a ton of food for pretty cheap, whereas if you go the fresh produce route, it's a helluva lot more expensive. Not everybody lives near a farmer's market. And even then, it's not super cheap and the hours are inconvenient. Example: when I lived in North Carolina, the farmer's market was only open on Saturdays for like 4-6 hours.

>>127036393
The more Trump is hated, the more he's right.

>>127036495
> street fighter Guile
> /a/
> not /v/

Go away retard

>>127036447
Someone went too deep and Ripp had to show up for an emergency GOMAD injection

>>127036447
Boston basically went into martial law after the Boston bombings
Houses were forcibly searched by guys dressed like storm troopers

>>127036576
?
ur fucking delusional
Why are you going to a farmers market? Have you never cooked food in your life?

>>127031041
I understood this reference

>>127036575
I FEEL IT

>>127036619
>reading comprehension???

I specifically stated that buying fresh produce is more expensive than buying processed in the United States.

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>it's another Trump incites violence narrative
Oy vey

>>127032168
We remember, we just don't care. It's their fault anyways for being a "tolerant" refugee welcome shithole

>>127036618
Weren't there lawsuits regarding this?

>>127036700
What are you guys watching?

>>127036700
Don't you know? Trump is responsible for every republican and anyone that endorses him.

>>127036576
He's right. To buy a head of cabbage is like 2 buck if it's on sale usually closer to 2.50-3.00
I can get a buy one get one free deal on bags of lays sour cream and onion chips at the same store for 1.50

>>127036576
USA in NZ here

Can confirm, Processed foods are FAR CHEAPER than raw ingredients.

Don't believe me? Look at the cost of a cheap $2 TV dinner and then cost out how much it would make to prepare from scratch.

>>127036576
> And even then, it's not super cheap and the hours are inconvenient

Not my point anon. I could buy ramen and those microwave lasagnas for cheaper than I cook my spaghetti a lá bolognese and likely faster too. Despite of that lifestyle related heart disease and diabetes complication are at the top of causes of death in Portugal. If I can't the 20 extra minutes to prepare it and the 10 or so percent markup I can't afford the hospital bill either.

>>127036696
Well you have no idea what you are talking about

>>127036778
And what is chips made from? Oh right I can't buy bags of potatos because I am a fat & lazy ameretard

All these people complaining about cheap crappy food being cheaper than good food.

I love true capitalism.

>>127036760
I'm at a hotel so CNN is playing and I'm shitting so I can't get up to change the channel

>>127032168
We do

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>>127036835
Says A FUCKING LEAF

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>>127036060
Just bantz m8
>>127036075
>Not living next to a guy w 20 chickens in his yard
>>127036254
They do but that's the most expensive food. Economies of scale m8. Corn is artificially cheap here so it's used as cheap calories in everything, farmers markets have small batch organic hand sorted produce and grass fed beef.
I mean it's still cheaper than getting a burger at a store
>>127036370
Christ, my work boots cost more than that

>>127036576
>farmer's market
are you seriously retarded? you even have fresh food at your walmart so you can shit yourself while you buy it

>>127036867
Life`s hard.
They talk shit all day long though, at the farm there`s only CNN to watch, just...

>>127036852
I wasn't complaining. I was stating facts. How is that complaining?

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>>127036495
Post food.

>>127036927
See >>127036908

>>127036619
Don't talk shit about farmers markets. They have some of the best local grown/made foods.

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>>127036967
>awoo ice cream bar

>>127036908
Buy bags of sugar and eat it then, if all you want is empty carbs
It's cheaper than fucking bags of chips

Why talk about buying lettuce? There is nothing in lettuce, why would you buy it

>>127036922
Why not produce yourself then?
I mean, come on, I know leafs that enter mines just to plant weed and nourish from "rare" minerals and make super weed or something, just plant it yourself or live close to a good place where you can raise something.

>>127037046
Tan colored icecream is always a gross peach flavor though.

>>127030835
Only thing I miss about my hometown are the black guys who sell fresh veggies out of the back of their pickup truck for dirt cheap.

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>>127036967

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>>127037034
He's a dumb leaf

>>127037085
Look retard: I was just stating facts. I wasn't telling you anything that hasn't been independently verified in thousands of studies. Why are you arguing with the truth?

>Numerous studies have shown that lower-income people have poor health partly because they don’t eat healthy foods. Their food choices are determined not only by having less money to spend on healthy foods, but also because of where they live. If they don’t have transportation to a real grocery store and cannot walk to one, their food choices are severely limited to unhealthy choices.

>>127036922
Also these boots seems to be made of mahogany or something.

>>127036576
Or you can do like me and buy mixed sets of frozen vegetables pretty cheap, plus they keep more of their nutrients, put them in a pan and get some healthy side with your meat.

>>127037101
You live in a farm anon. Not practical in the cities, specially finding fertilizing and even arable soil. Also farmers have to make a living, don't go encroaching on their territory.

>>127037085
It does make for a good tortillas substitute when I make fajitas

>>127037237
Yeah, I do that. I buy big bags of frozen veggies. The cauliflower, broccoli, and carrots medley. I also buy bags of frozen spinach and kale. And I use a steamer to cook them.

>>127037187
spare any scoops, brother?

>>127037219
I agree with what you said at the greentext, some people got the raw end of the deal. That doesn't explain America as a whole tho. Portuguese people are poor as well, Brazilian too.

>>127037219
Why repeat stupid memes? the "lower income" people are poor because they are stupid, they spend MORE money on food than the middle class, not less

Their problem is that they buy shitty food, they don't prepare meals, and they don't have a clue how to eat properly.

>>127037314
I can't imagine eating steamed veggies. The least appetizing way to prepare them, by far.

>>127037314
Broccoli has underrated addictive properties

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>>127037347

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>>127037347
no all mine

>>127037443
Steamed broccoli and carrots are yummy anon, try it!

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>>127036967

>>127034065
you posted this all day yesterday
you going to post it all day today?
/v/

>>127035031
the democrat in question is a folk singing poet from the Brokeback Mountain side of montana
queers are infesting every part of the US now, since the USDA has special programs to give ultra low interest loans with easy qualifications to queers who will move to the heartland to become organic kale and beansprout farmers

seriously, no joke.
the USDA says in it's literature that they are deliberately trying to "increase diversity" in rural communities
http://seedstock.com/2016/08/01/in-the-face-of-discrimination-lgbtq-farmers-have-hope-for-the-future/

rush limbaugh read VERBATIM a story from a local iowa newspaper that extolled a LGBTQR5^@9$!k% "outreach summit" and the lefties lost their damned moinds, said everything he read was a lie and then just to prove that they are retarded, they cited the very article he read on the air as "proof" that he was a liar....
the exact same article.
run that through your head.

only in lefty-land can you claim somebody is lying by citing the veracity of the very things he just said.

https://www.mediamatters.org/research/2016/08/19/right-wing-media-lesbian-and-transgender-hillbillies-are-latest-threat-conservatism/212531

>>127037567
Always archive known sources of clickbait. If site, dump on archive.is; if youtube video, rewrite domain in url to hooktube.com

https://archive.is/TDrdy <- mediamatters.org article