My Ancestor :)
WE
We Wuz Aztec Empire Nigga!
>>127002710
>>127002710
>being proud of being aztec
its best to stay out of the sun and larp as a spaniard, at least then youd be human, pedro.
>>127002964
That dude that got his sword stuck in the legionnaire's shield is fucked.
>>127003212
>>127002710
my ancestor :DD
>>127003362
Also this.
>>127002710
>>127003464
My Ancestor :)
Make the Levant Phoenicia Again
>>127003748
https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genebaldo_(IV_secolo)
We wuz builders n shiet
>pyramids... daz all WE
>>127002710
Bow down, peasants
>>127003778
What exactly are Phoenicians?
>>127003556
>ywn be a shareholder of VoC
>you will never start a colonial empire
Life in the western world has lost all meaning.
>>127002710>>127003362 >>127003406 >>127003511 >>127003639
>>127002710
Stop it, only white people can be proud of their ancestors on /pol/, get ready for all the bantz hombre
>>127002710
>tfw too mixed to post in this thread
>>127003988
Conan the Barbarian was a Celti-Iberian warrior
Literally my ancestor :)
>>127002710
Homo tyronus
Sikh here
>>127002710
Mine
>>127004164
But Arnold is AUSTRIAN
>>127004180
>>127002710
I got both spanish and flip blood
Post face
>>127004244
Hey! My dad has a tintype of Gen. Grant and my ancestor (this guy) on top of lookout point in Tennessee, around the time of the Battle of Chattanooga.
>>127004048
What feature is the nose I see on Spaniards?
>Half Spaniard (also half Swede)
>None of my Spanish relatives have a nose like this.
>>127004274
WE
WUZ
niggers.
>>127004298
Silly Turk, That's not a roach!
>>127004298
>>127004592
Somone get a Macedonian in here to correct him and claim that HE wuz Alexander in sheitt.
>>127004298
I doubt he was a roach.
>>127004440
Sweet
>>127004298
>Cromwell's troops were ordered to show no quarter to any man bearing arms;[5] in Cromwell's words, in the heat of the action, "I forbade them to spare any that were in arms in the town...", and many of the defenders were killed by the victorious Parliamentarian soldiers. Aston and other English Royalists retreated to the defensible Millmount Fort. They eventually agreed to surrender after a parley on the bridge, but were massacred after they laid down their arms. It is widely believed that the Parliamentarian soldiers killed Aston by dashing his brains out with his own wooden leg, which they believed to conceal gold coins.
>dashing his brains out with his own wooden leg
>Be me
>Tracing ansestory
>Trace back to Appalachia pioneers in the 1700's
>McCord
>Oh, must be Scottish.
>Go back further.
>Find the last name Murphy.
>mfw I am descended from Potatoes
>>127004048
>tfw mestizo
>tfw have a nose like that but like brown
>tfw black haired but beard has patches red and blonde hair in it
Sometimes I wish I was just 100% Indio or 100% Spaniard, life would be simpler
>>127004274
Lemme fix that for you.
how bout you suck a dick
WE WUZ ARMANIANS YEKHPAYR.
>>127003951
A people that don't really exist anymore. They were like semi-White people who got ARAB'd into a uniform brown sludge in the past 1600 years
>>127003494
His face looks like he knows it.
>>127003973
HAHAHAHA FUCKING SENECA
Story :
>Old white man wants to kill himself.
>Wants to suicide intellectually
>So in bathtub and slit wrists
>Think lasts euphoric thoughts of philosophy
>Won't bleed
>Too thin and old to bleed to death
>drinks Hemlock to be like Socrates
>wont die from poison because no blood flow
>Guards try to smother him with a pillow
That's the story of Nero's tutor who brainwashed him into hating Christians.
>>127004730
>>127004873
>Tfw half germanic half hispanic
>Tfw hairy spanish man ape AND gross blobby mannish Germanic skeleton
life isn't fair
>>127003778
The Phoenicians made it to Australia
>>127002710
Is it just me or did the Spanish put their dick into the people they conquered. Whereas the British and French not so much
>>127004877
How about you fix the prognathism and make a bigger forehead?
>>127004993
Seneca gets killed on Nero's orders. He didn't want to kill himself. He was rumoured to have taken part in the Pisonian conspiracy.
Nero's failed suicide and then murder by his trap is far superior story.
>>127004908
I had a based granpa.
>>127005161
Raise the cranium entirely.
AND I PROUDLY STAND UP, NEXT TO YOU, AND DEFEND HER STILL TODAY!
>>127005173
Are those his children?
>>127005173
Donmeh kike?
Kys
>>127002710
>>127005153
The brits did it often.
They were even known to have gang raped the abos.
The difference is the Brits and French did it with more different people. The Spaniards fucked eurasians and the brits and french were fucking blacks and abos so the impact isn't as apparent.
>>127005282
No, nothing that important. They are just arm*nians.
>>127005153
Well they had no choice in the case of Mexico. Settlers were mostly men who had to take native wives. The English imported both men and women and shoah'd natives and rarely intermarried with natives except in canada with some métis Scotsmen. Same with French Quebec with some métis.
>>127003936
Your ancestors were larpers?
>>127005153
Most men are led by their dicks and want sex all the time. Northern Europeans however had some sort of mutation that changed that. They still di care about sex, but not nearly to the extent that other races are and is happy to be with his ugly wife. His main focus, what's constantly on his mind, is bloodlust. Killing and war are what the white man lives for, which is why they weren't really able to get into civilization until they killed the romans and took it.
>>127005173
Roach gtho
>>127005516
>>127002710
FUERAMOS
>>127005577
>Killing and war are what the white man lives for
>whites fuck so many indians whose culture involved human and child sacrifice, an entirely new group of people arise
>result is everything south of the border
wew lad, human history is a fucking doozy sometimes, makes me wonder what will happen next that could irrevocably change the course of history centuries down the road
Ike Clanton O.K. Corrral
Too bad that the European influence died when Porfirio Diaz left Mexico
>>127002710
This it's mine on the left.
Spoiler, Pedro de Valdivia didn't survived this chess match.
WE WUZ RED AN SHEIT
>>127005843
by white people I mean specifically northern/northwestern europeans. Mediterraneans are normal.
>>127002710
From Dads Side were Prussians and 2 were even in Teutonic Order
>>127002710
>mexico is a rapebaby nation
My ancestors trigger /pol/ because of how alpha we were (and still are). We raped sweet spanish and balkan pussy
>>127006177
>Triggered Noise
Sicilian Archer's though muh dude are radical
>>127006177
arabs were never in the balkan though
Imam Harambe. Marry a kid and win a heaven with 72 bananas.
>>127002710
Probably something like this, i was born in north Ukraine.
Blonde hair blue eyes slav
>>127005161
Nero still liked him though, he only killed men in more embarrasing ways if he didn't like him.
FEDORA SHILL
>>127006484
Balkan women were some of the most traded women in the arab slave trade, they were stolen by the turks though
>>127006025
>northern/northwestern europeans
Ah yes, they were some real savages, still at least they kept civilization alive after they almost destroyed it completely, some ancient Scandinavians were on par with the Aztecs in terms of brutality
>>127006097
underrated
>>127006613
>>127005153
It's a meme. Everybody forgets about the Cherokee who converted to Christianity, assimilated quite naturally and lived in houses with farms and shit. There were a lot of tribes that were mysteriously "whiter" inhabiting the East Coast of America (I wonder why that is...).
So when they mixed you had half-breeds, but by the time the half-breeds mixed again they basically became "white" again. Especially the Scots-Irish in the South, they mixed all the time.
Where do you think all the "rednecks" / Okies / Appalachia people are? They are basically mixed mestizo North Americans of a sort. Some are half, some are quarter, many are 1/8 or 1/16th because someone in their family tree married a halfbreed along the way somewhere.
>inb4 but I'm not mixed, I'm 100% pure Aryan!!!1
Nobody said you were, but a significant percentage have some degree of native DNA. Who cares?
>>127002710
im german and amerindiand
how fucked up am I?
>>127006676
>they were stolen
Balkan people were our property anyway. You cant steal something that you own.
>>127006627
>tfw no slavic wheatfu
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you pagan bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Deutscher Orden, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Dievas cultists, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in horse warfare and I’m the top knecht in the entire Prussian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will wipe you the fuck out with brute force the likes of which has never been seen before on this side of heaven, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the battlefield? Think again, boar fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of priests across the Holy Roman Empire and your farm village is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, heathen. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my armor-plated hands. Not only am I extensively trained in horseback combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Deutscher Orden and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable pagan ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever" insult was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your blaspheming tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn heretic. I will shit righteousness all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, pagan.
>>127006936
That's true my friend, balkan women are rightful Turkish property. You should enslave them again
I have like 8% east euro in me lmao. I probably had some great grandfather somewhere down the line who had a serbian sex slave
>>127006736
Noice
First they have to conquer the rest of the basement, and then the kitchen. But after that, definitely the Balkans.
>>127006177
>That sword
Explain
>>127006676
i know that they also sold men/boys, a lot of mamlukes had origins in the balkans
>>127006936
>take balkan boys
>turn them into jannisaries
>they fuck turk women
>we wuz white n shiiiet
>>127006900
>know this germanic dude from my time in the Marines
>looked like your typical aryan, 6'2, blonde, blue eyed etc
>except find out he doesn't sunburn, at all and has no body hair
>turns out his great grandmother was full blooded native
>great grandpa shacked up with a squaw when he showed up to Oregon
>mfw mestizo but burn after 5 minutes in the sun
Now THAT isn't fucking fair at all
Ahh the days were we looked awesome in our Red coats
>>127007586
Don't know bruh maybe he stole it from a white cuck that he killed
>>127004298
Kek
Sure thing roach
>>127007678
>jannisaries
>were allowed to marry
They were professional soldiers. They sometimes didnt come back to their homes for years. Ottomans ( also muslims) knew the fact that all women are whores. So Jannisaries werent allowed to marry because discipline and moral of the army would be harmed by a whore.
TFW white+mestizo. So a mestizo at the end tho I look white for everyone.
Don't know. But since today is 25 DE MAYO!
Spaniards BTFO!
¡VIVA LA PATRIA!
>>127007685
>tfw great-great grandmother is Metis, on mom's side
>dad's side is full German/Austrian
>never burn ever
Superior Aryan genes take over it seems.
>>127008361
¡VIVA LA PATRIA!
>>127002710
I'm a 13th generation American.
I don't want to scan in the civil war photo.
>>127002710
>>127002710
mine.
>>127008137
you dont have to marry to impregnate desu, and they could marry in 18th centruy if im not wrong. funny how jannisaries turned from god tier fighters to shit the moment they let the turks join
>>127006853
My ancestors are from Iraq but thanks for asking.
>>127007685
I probably have about 1/8th, have it on both sides of the family. My grandma would always say "we had ancestors on both sides of the Trail of Tears." I definitely sunburn though.
>>127008545
>Outgunned
>Outmanned
>Was a lawyer with minimum military experience
BTFO them!
¡VIVA MANUEL BELGRANO!
I wuz roman
>>127002710
Sup
Mine.
>>127009065
Some of my ancestors
>>127002710
Im not even meming, he's my ancestor
>>127002710
We here at pol have only the noblest of blood!
>>127009065
You call this war? Is this even your independence war? LMAO. More people involves in high school fights.
>>127008331
dont hate on dobbs:(...
>>127003494
That's a falx btw
>>127002710
Mine :))
>>127008976
It is funny how Sipahi cavalry who were 100% Turks turned from god tier fighters to shit the moment they let the turks join to Jannisaries.
Yes it has nothing with technological advancement of western armies. Turks joining Jannisary corps made army, navy and bureacracy shit.
>>127009631
That was just one battle you Cucaracha!
And we didn't need to lose millions of our men to get free from Spain, like you idiots like to do
mine
>>127003951
People from Phoenix.
>>127003999
>Stop it, only white people can be proud of their ancestors on /pol/, get ready for all the bantz hombre
If you shitskins stopped lying then you could post too ;)
>>127008743
left out description
this is General George Rust
>He is a Virginia Gentleman of great intelligence, and of the highest standing, possessed of a large fortune, and one who can wield more political influence than any other individual in our portion of the state.
>>127002710
mine
>>127004978
they were the levant's version of Greeks, more white than modern levantines.
Not by blood, But by name.
Viva indios fuck Spanish
>>127005521
Metis don't have scotsman ancestry, metis people are native and French mix.
We wuz poorfag peasants n shiet
>WE WUZ: The Thread
>>127011328
>No shit: The post
>>127011072
They were irrelevant and got killed quickly and swiftly by superior arab warriors. They weren't white by the way they were semites, didn't look much different than jews or arabs at all really. Just Semites and Caucasian people in the levant
>>127005045
>Half hispanic
Hispanic isn't a race fucktard
>>127011285
Wrong! like always
>>127007586
Arabs used swords originally, the sabre originated in Eastern Europe (Avars' proto-sabre) and was spread by Turkic people.
>>127011577
>Posting an obvious Spaniard descendant
kek, have you seen an actual mestizo whore?
>>127011290
>THIS!
pretty much all of our ancestors were peasants. Yes, even you Josh in accounting. You're an office whore.
>>127011647
Interesting tidbit
>>127011786
>>127011786
have you seen an actual pig skin whore? ewww
>>127007678
Mamelukes were mostly Oghuz, Cuman and sometimes Kurdish tho. Balkan boys taken via devshirme (child tax) were either became kapikulu (royal troops - janissaries or spahis of the Porte) or part of the administration.
>>127011533
>>127012056
Look at those WE WAZ in the background.
>>127011934
>Posting a girl in makeup that was put on her to make her look disgusting
You realize how stupid your post is right?
Phillip I of Alsace - count of Flanders
Deus Vult!
>>127012233
calm your tits Bod. This your bro or your dad?
>>127012056
Stonewall Jackson
>>127011798
Wrong.
https://www.theguardian.com/science/commentisfree/2015/may/24/business-genetic-ancestry-charlemagne-adam-rutherford
>>127012551
Always archive known sources of clickbait. If site, dump on archive.is; if youtube video, rewrite domain in url to hooktube.com
http://archive.is/bpcqN <- theguardian.com article
>>127012233
here's your ex in her natural habitat.
>>127011177
>That face.
Put on some benzoyl peroxide, burger.
>>127012575
Taking extremes for the sake of argument. I can easily find some ugly ass nigger, ugly ass spic, or some ugly ass Asian just as easily.
I say look for the pinnacle of the beauty, find me the hottest spic you can find, and I guarantee that a white goddess would be better in every way.
>>127012572
http://journals.plos.org/plosbiology/article?id=10.1371/journal.pbio.1001555
Better?
>>127012056
>shit this bitch is hammered
t. jontron
>>127004244
Irish drunks? Me too.
>>127004203
Fun fact: This guy survived smallpox at birth, lost sight in his left eye and fought his first battle at the age of 10.
>>127011460
the feels...
>>127003511
what a powerful image. imagine being thousands of miles away from home, surrounded by millions of people who have never seen a Christian before, and then having the resolve to subjugate those vast millions and their epic civilization with only a few hundred men
>>127009439
>>127012848
dude, your people are ugly as fuck. They can't even handle the sun.
>>127012848
eww, weak ass pig skin.
>>127004298
>>127004710
Ayo hol' up we wuz alexander n shiiet.
>>127004298
WRONG
>>127004837
So what
Be proud of your uk history, how the Irish are hard headed, work hard and can drink down everyone but the Russians.
>Better than a nigger, indian, moslem, or beaner....
>Better then finding swartz, or stein
>>127013397
That is romantic art. They got the help of thousands of indians; it seems that warring every year to obtain sacrifice victims doesn't make your subjects happy.
>>127006565
kek
>>127006002
>Pedro de Valdivia
>After serving with the Spanish army in Italy and Flanders, he was sent to South America in 1534, where he served as lieutenant under Francisco Pizarro in Peru, acting as his second in command. In 1540 he led an expedition of 150 Spaniards into Chile, where he defeated a large force of Indians and founded Santiago in 1541. He extended Spanish rule south to the Bío-Bío River in 1546, fought again in Peru (1546 – 48), and returned to Chile as governor in 1549. He began to conquer Chile south of the Bío-Bío and founded Concepción in 1550. He was captured and killed in a campaign against the Araucanian Indians.
> battling in Europe 480 years ago against the Reform
> sent the other side of the world
> conquering lands with a handful of guys, extending the empire
regardless his fate, BASED AF
>>127002710
VOC babyyy!
>>127011177
Estupido tienes sangre europea tambien aprende a admirar las dos
Arrival of Croats on the Adria
>>127013909
>Estupido tienes sangre europea
top kek
>>127011166
How does that work out for you? Wonder if Adolf has come back into fashion yet in germany
>>127013676
>>127013710
convincing people who speak a different language, follow a different culture, and worship different gods to fight and die for you isn't an easy task mate. Spaniards are superhuman
>>127002710
Muh ancestors
>>127013676
Better than me. I don't think so bitch. You would work for me in RL
>>127014145
The Inca had a lot of enemies. It's kinda a side effect of being an imperial power.
>>127005421
but if you will the girl after raping her then their is no mulatto result
>MUH ANCESTORS
Pffft!
>>127004730
>filename
All of my sides
>Muh superior Housing
>>127014168
The ancestors of muh ancestors (no, not the Khazars, Jew)
>Muh Culinary achievements, better than the spic quesuadila
>Muh superior sausage, better than the German cucks sausage
My ancestor is Muhammad P.B.U.H. but I can't show you a picture of him because it's haraaaaam. :)
>>127014145
>convinced
They were enemies long before the Spaniards even arrived.
The 18th century was aesthetic as fuck
It's time to face reality and accept the fact that the dacians built the modern world!
WE
WUZ
DACIEEEEEENZ
>>127014865
It's not polite to film the neighbors, Sven.
Celtic on one side, Anglo Saxon, first fleeters on the other side.
>>127012511
The greatest American to ever live
that's my ancestor :) on the right
he was a degenerate but he encouraged his son to open a bank in the new world. that's why i'm so rich and YOU STILL DON'T OWN NOTHIN', GOYIM
>nigger
>britfag
>spanaird
shieeeeete
>>127002710
>>127014145
The Aztecs were hardly loved in the region. They were seen as tyranical overlords who only let other states exist so they could capture soldiers for their sacrifical rituals. The enemy of my enemy etc.
>>127015460
The Mayans did the same shit when they were in power.
Jews are Neanderthals.
This is the final red pill.
Spread the meme.
This is the solution to the Jewish question
>>127015589
Jews are Neanderthals.
>>127013993
Whats funny
>>127015589
Neanderkikes.
This is the final redpill.
>>127015422
>>127015589
Jews are Neanderthals, spread the meme. This is the final redpill.
>>127015589
Neanderthals are "Jews", the solution to the Jewish question.
Share, spread, until we all know.
he was the king of the jews
H I M
HIM HE WAS MY LORD
>>127002710
>>127015768>>127015706
>>127015643>>127015589
I've wondered.
>>127015739
>>127003951
semites, related to jews and arabs
>>127015589
and where do this assholes fit into the whole equation?
>>127016286
I was born literally 30 mins away from where zapata was born
>>127015589
this piece of shit looks a little off. I smell maximum autism.
>>127016286
>>127016674
you have now idea how many people I've met over the years who claim to be direct descendants from either pancho villa or zapata. Is this a mexican meme or something?
My ancestor :)
>>127005908
You mean when Maximilian 'Did Nothing Wrong' Hapsburg was murdered, right?
WE WUZ CAVALRY
Collecting pig skin heads. Ah, the good old days.
>>127011220
There were Scottish fur trappers who intermarried with natives as we'll.
Za Dom
WE WUZ WARRIORZ AND SHIET
>>127002710
the guy with the bow right?
My ancestor on the top wearing steel armor.
t. 4th gen immigrant from northern spain
MY ANCESTORS CAME FROM BASQUE COUNTRY.
>>127017510
nah brah, this is your ancestor. A dumbass Gallego with hairy fucking arms selling chorizo at the local market. .
>>127017569
hey me too
no mestizo blood though :^)
>>127017691
i didn't understand most of what you said
what's a gallego?
WE
>>127015945
>>127015989
>>127016037
>>127016094
He was a Turkish Jew who claimed to be the Messiah?
My ancestor :)
>>127002710
we wuz castillian KANGS
>>127017510
>>127017770
>th gen immigrant from northern spain
oh lordy. there is no Spaniard in you. Do you at least know what a paella is?
>>127002710
>>127002710
I look exactly like pic related but still I'm a proud mayan.
>>127011467
>they werent white they were caucasian
>american educayshun
>>127018042
nah I only speak English
my granpa never taught my dad Spanish and through most of my life i associated Spanish with shit skins so i never wanted to learn
Scots Irish master race reporting in.
>>127018358
>pigskin detected
this is you brah. YOU ARE NO FUCKING SPANIARD!
>>127018358
Spanish is a beautiful language, you should learn some
>muh battle dress
forget the dead guys. this is the now, and our future is upon us.
>>127002710
POST YOU CURRENT STATE ohh you dont want to cause you are a total loser who seek identity in the accomplishments of others FUCKING DEGENERATE LOSERs
>>127018602
>brah
what are you mexican?
Considering my ancestors migrated directly from northern spain and only married other spanish people im pretty sure im a spaniard
>>127018358
>i associated Spanish with shit skins so i never wanted to learn
Son you are associated to this sorry garbage of subhumans.
>>127018696
I'll do that after i learn japanese so when i start working i don't get relegated to illegal immigrant customer service positions
>>127018853
that is... what.. exactly?
>>127018939
can't believe they even let you browse the internet unsupervised.
>>127006936
>>127018964
>this
>>127019055
>if you don't understand my extremely pixelated pic you must be new
so... not gonna provide an answer then?
How do you guys even track your ancestry?
>>127005282
>>127018964
let's focus on the now.
This pathetic fuck isn't conquering or slaving anyone in this lifetime.
>>127002710
>>127005577
Those digits
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alsace-Lorraine
My ancestors were members of the royal family.
Then the fucking mongoloid savage barbaric tribe krouts and the frogs divided up my peoples land between themselves. My ancestors fled to America.
We have been working tirelessly to flood both Germany and France with Muslims to destroy both of these nations for what they did to us.
We never forgave, and we never forgot.
Burn in hell motherfuckers. Every dead German and French is another payback for my ancestors. Burn every church, rape every daughter of these bestial nations. Destroy it all, raze it to the ground muzzies. Crush them all with their own beer trucks.
Remind them of what they did to Alsace-Lorraine. Let them never forget.
>>127013433
>>127013503
I'd rather be a pig, than the feces it shat out.
Fuck off, shitskin.
>>127002710
you mean the jungleniggers with the bows at the bottom?
Anyone else rh negative here?
>>127002710
Swedish crusaders invading finland.
>>127020541
He probably meant both
Step aside plebs
>>127015589
>>127015643
>>127015706
>>127015768
Does make sense. Is there genetic evidence, studies done?
Damn it feels good.
>>127008361
>>127008545
>Being proud of betraying the empire
Divide and conquer, fags. But whatever floats your boat.
>>127021132
>>127002710
Step aside plebs this is a history thread now.