/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD

>Somebody stole the brass threads from the fire hydrants
>Male Black 250 pounds with pajamas is standing behing the tree with binoculars
>He keeps shooting himself in the leg. He may have mental issues.
>12 year old is in the E.R. because somebody posted nude pictures of her online

youarelistening.to > broadcastify

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>>126984593
>12 year old is in the E.R. because somebody posted nude pictures of her online
why would a girl that hasn't even hit puberty get into a position for this to happen

at least natural selection is working right
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

>>126985366
>at least natural selection is working right
accurate synopsis of /cpd/

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>>126983558
Thank god, Robert, you've arrived! Seriously, though, I was in some desperate need of some comfy, and thank you. Will bump if I see us sliding too far.

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evening Roberts

>>126985366
8 year olds apparently listen to Ariana Grande. You do the math.

if i wanted a meme made who would i talk to

>>126985869
a good leaf. I won't be around for creating next thread (on duty)

see you on the flipside roberts

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>>126986103
Post the subject matter, and see what happens.

>>126986179
Godspeed, Robert.

>>126986423
Salt Bae pepe red pill

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Only five more weeks and I'm out of this shithole.

>>126986772
Story?

>>126985902
Count must be in the back seat.

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Bumping for Robert.

>>126986179
Bbbbbut whose gonna bake for us?

>green jacket and grey hoodie on the sex offender

>>126987392
i cant make a meme i tryed to use cs5 and couldnt get a pic to load to edit it so now i have to try to find something else for pic edditing but hasnt happened yet if you want to do something like adding a count or awww sheet that would be cool

>>126987749
Wish I had those skills, Anon. I can just see him back there now counting off shots fired - would be sweet!

>>126988021
i was going to put the aw sheet guy in it smash the car into the Chicago bean with Roberts giving him a ticket

>white guy throwing his bike around; seems really angry.

>>126988326
No, not the bean again! Daughter's ex-boyfriend responsible for this story.
http://chicagoist.com/2016/10/20/beanie_weenie_who_slapped_that_dild.php

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>>126987392
Are there any pics around where the count is rubbing his hands together? Because that would be pretty cool.

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>>126988021
Just search "count von count" on google images. Several of numbers are already there.

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>>126988580
real life shit posting

evening Roberts..
Saw a new T.V. show all about Cook County ( Chiraq ) Jail. ever wonder where male black ends up have a look. http://www.1337x.to/torrent/2226679/Cook-County-Jail-S01E01-Brains-And-Brawn-FC/

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Slow night tonight. Is it rainy there?

>>126989642
50 cloudy 94% humidity

>sister has a knife

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>>126989833
Any idea why male black is so quiet? I know later is always more entertaining, but usually he's been up to more antics already by now.
>refused ems
Jesus christ

>>126990852
wondering the same thing

>>126990852
well its cold out it will be a domestic kind of night we may get some action when real Roberts hours get here

>>126990852
Its hump day?
wait, MALE BLACK doesn't go to work, nevermind.

>>126991361
This.

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>>126991361

>homeless male set up camp out back
>has has a sofa

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Bumping. We're sliding hard.

>>126991976
Imagine looking out your back window at night and finding this.

"Police are looking for four young men responsible for six armed robberies in Lincoln Park early this week, three of which happened minutes apart Tuesday night. The four confronted the victims while brandishing guns and threatened to shoot them if they didn’t hand over their property..." > those nice young men

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Sounds like a pretty calm night so far lads.

Bump
A Chicago police officer shot and seriously wounded a suspect in a stolen car after the driver pinned the officer against another car on the West Side Wednesday, authorities said.The officer possibly suffered a broken leg and was taken to Advocate Lutheran General Hospital in Park Ridge

>>126993081
yeah weathers bad its going to be a slow night

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Maybe their all getting ready for memorial day weekend?

>>126993269
thats hot nice meme

>Nick was threatened by a homeless beaner

Homeless man building something in the alley.

Homeless man in the alley scaring people

>>126993181
Ya, did the right thing, Adam. Hope he gets better soon.

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>>126987619
I'll do it, if nobody else minds.

GENTLEMEN! Good evening. How comfy are we tonight?

This is just a reminder, make sure to listen in this weekend. International Mr. Leather will be taking place at the Congress Hotel and surrounding in the South Loop area, District 1, Zone 4 with events in Boystown, District 19, Zone 2. Their parties can get insane as the fags tear shit up. Keep an ear out.

>>126992348
Damn. /pol/ is a hellhole these days. It resembles Chiraq in a way. Taken over by niggers n shit. Bump.

>he was trying to get his friend home
>she hit him and ran off
>drunk white female with orange hair

Enrichment soon?

>>126994019
slow, hoping it will pick up

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>>126992352
Meh. As long as he doesn't cause trouble and moves along with his sofa by checkout time, I'm okay with it.

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>>126994171
tell me about it i see more off topic bull shit and general faggotry its mind blowing

>ex is threatening her with a chair
>she has a knife

>>126994365
I post by this ID, OP post is a pair of tits and the subject is something intensely faggy.

>>126994258
Cheers. We'll see what the night brings us yeah?

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>FIVE
>FIVE SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

>SHOTS FIRED

Here we go lads

>>126991217
>50 degrees
>cold

Do you even live in the Great Lakes?

>>126994482
yeah like some youtube celeb is my new wefu or is our guy......dude take that shit to bant i wont to reach through the screen and ring their neck

>male shot in the chest

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nice shooting

,,,Why would you smoke drugs in the hallway and not in your shitty apartment?

Hello gents. How are you this fine night.

>>126995100
niggers guna nog

>shooter in a grey chevy malibu

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>>126987392
>>126985902
Ayy. I saw the request. Fast working to get it filled.

>>126995769
you the man

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>>126995769

>sheboon sounding indignant in the background

>>126996113
I love hearing the indigents getting indignant over the radio. Adds to the atmosphere.

>critical condition

>>126995769
well did

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>>126983558

Chicago anon here. We had around 6 shooting on the NORTH SIDE within the past few days. This is highly unusual for those parts of the City, so crime may be about to get a lot worse. Keep your ears to the scanners.

>>126996272
I totally agree

>>126995769
awe yes . . . awesome!

>female and her three kids were in the store in only their underwear
>she's known to do drugs

>>126995769

spectacular

>>126996511
I fucking love this town!!

>>126996511
was it the walmart

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>AH AH AH

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>>126996859
>>126996922

>Carrying $700 cash on you

That guy was asking to get robbed.

>>126997121
prolly in a cash only "trade" if ya knowwhatimean

>>126997121
probably some kind of dealer that got beat

>>126997121
how dare you victim shame him

>>126983558

I have to stop falling asleep to the scanner. It's entering my dreams, there was some random coon chimping out in the middle of street and got arrested then I woke up to sounds from the scanner.

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>>126997343
I know what you mean, we must be careful to not dive to deep. Its bad enough we're crushing on dispatch. Kek.

>>126983558
>drinking with brother
>talking about names for his baby
>thinking about CPD
>robert is a good name
>half joking but why not
>he really likes it
>meet with him and his wife later
>both agreed that Robert is a good name
I'm not sure if I did good.

>>126997645
Speaking about diving too deep! hhahaha

>>126997645
convince them his middle name should be Adam

>>126997645
why not nothing wrong with the name Robert

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>>126997645
You dun good Robert

>FOOT CHASE

FOOT CHASE!

foot chase of spic

>This winder Robert

Holy shit, is he in pursuit?

WE GOT A RUNNER!!!

>>126997890
>spic
his name is His Panic
are they saying he's in custody?

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>>126997844
>>126997865
My favorite!

>victim called in to say he was robbed
>call disconnected
>no answer on the call back
F

>>126998190
calling for body recovery next
F

>group of people fighting outside

>domestic for the last two hours
>just now calls

Check your keys Robert

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DAMN IT ROBERT!

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TWO
TWO SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH

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more shots fired looking up

>domestic at the house with the garage fire last night

>>126999123
Weather is still sort of shit, I guess Male Black & Friends need to get out anyways.

>>126999293
>BF locked her inside the house and has left
whut?

>>126999299
city that big some nogs somewhere must want to chimp out at all hours

>male white was pushed out of a vehicle

>>126999344

Sounds like a good night

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>DON'T FUCKKING TOUCH ME NIGGER!!!!

sounds like they got the runner

>neighbors arguing for two hours
>listening to this for two hours
I would have called the cops 2 min into it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weu-R_bgmU4

>the boyfriend beat her up and kicked her out of the apartment

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>>126999794
>>127000040
ENDLESS DOMESTICS

>ex GF tried to taze him infront of the laundromat
>wash day....nothing clean....

>ex-girlfriend trying to taser him in front of the laundromat

>>127000334
definitely not after she tased him and he shat himself

Jesus... the sound of some scumbag losing it in the background.

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>WHAT YOU DOIN NIG-

The background yelling going on in these police scanner reports shouldn't be this funny.

Is officer Davis okay?!

how come other cities arent this lit

i was listening to one for a precinct in a pretty bad neighborhood in new york and it wasnt half as much stuff as this feed

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Nah babe this frequency is just right

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>>127000625
Because Chi niggaz be pro at the cooning game

>>127000549
BUT IT IS!

>>127000504
that shit is music sometimes
>listening to scanner one night
>Robert calls in prisoner transport
>can barely understand him
>all I can hear in the background is some black female howling
>AOOOOOOOOOW!

>>127000625
this is like 7 zones i think and chimpcago is full of nogs

>>127000795
I always meant to find out if anyone knows what specific scanner frequency is being used.

>>127000972
if you click on the "feed details red button, it will tell you all about it.

Frequencies monitored in this stream:

460.200 Chicago Police - Dispatch Zone 8 - Districts 4 6
460.400 Chicago Police - Dispatch Zone 6 - Districts 7 8
460.450 Chicago Police - Dispatch Zone 13 - Districts 9 12
460.075 Chicago Police - Dispatch Zone 7 - District 3
460.100 Chicago Police - Dispatch Zone 10 - Districts 10 11
460.150 Chicago Police - Dispatch Zone 4 - Districts 1 18
460.475 Chicago Police - Dispatch Zone 1 - Districts 16 17
460.225 Chicago Police - Dispatch Zone 3 - Districts 13 14
460.425 Chicago Police - Dispatch Zone 12 - Districts 15 25
460.050 Chicago Police - Dispatch Zone 2 - Districts 19 23
460.375 Chicago Police - Dispatch Zone 11 - Districts 20 24
460.250 Chicago Police - Citywide 6
460.125 Chicago Police - Citywide 1
460.300 Chicago Police - Citywide 7
460.175 Chicago Police - Citywide 2

This list can also be found at the following URL on http://ChicagoScanner.com

>gunshot wounds to the chest and arm

They're drinking, throwing bottles and urinating in the garage

>state troopers recovered a stolen minivan

>>126996317
>Vacationing in Chicago next week for first time in 20 years.

If I mostly stay in the Loop and Mag Mile am I ded or can I survive this?

Have White Sox tickets, but that might be too close to Lagos.

>>127000625
South side Chicago is literally a warzone.

>>127001363
and it's a school night! those juveniles should be at home and in bed getting a good nights sleep! I'm sure they are letting off steam after studying for finals.
yea, I don't believe any of that either

>>127001503
just guna say
fuck that not going within 30mi of shitcago

>>127001678
they'll turn they lifes around someday, right after they gets mo money fo dem programs.

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evening lads

Hope everyone is comfy. It's rainy as hell down here.

>>126992348
the way this board is under attack is fucking crazy.

>>127002631
Everybody except the two dindus who have gotten shot in the chest and all of the domestics are.

Reporting for duty Robert

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>>127002631
>>127002877
>>127002912
welcome back to comfytown, lads. strap in, the cooning is already in progress

>beaners stole some bodywash

>>127003159
but why do they smell?

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>>127003159
Shit is literally a dollar. what the hell

>>127003434
that's enough for a double cheeseburger you racist

>>126993269

Memorial day is only second to the 4th of July in noggery. You would make an entire youtube series of the highlights of that weekend if you recorded them.

>>126997645
Hell. tell him it's in honor of the CPD when they boy is old enough to understand. I showed my girlfriend and she thought it was sweet. I agree in my own way. You did good. Congrats Grampsanon!

>unresponsive on the train

>>127003729
The* also bump

>screaming call the police
F

>>127003818
F
male black is dead. No skin off Roberts ass. Just paperwork and body snatchers

>garbage bag lady is back

>>127003818
>other people are screaming call da police
F

>>127004049
does she wear it like a shirt, a skirt, or like one of those dresses ? I need to know

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>>127004198
I'm assuming dress.

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Good Morning anon, was on the phone with the gf for a few hours. is it a crazy night for robert? so I know to scroll up and read or not

aslo...

>shots fired

>>127004388
scroll at your leisure. things are happening, but the pace is comfy. You shuld have time to catch up

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>>127004467
Thank you, time to scroll

>>126983558
Is this legal?

>>127004388
>couple dindus got shot
>bunch of domestics
>chair vs knife fight

>>127004354
like over the shoulder and it hangs down to at least mid thigh?

>>127004676
>>chair vs knife fight

I'm honestly looking forward to knowing how that went down. Jackie chan made me really re-consider how well you can fight with a chair.

>>127004673
you're new here, aren't you?

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>>127004616
Those doggos are fuckin badass. Always wanted one. Never seen one myself, though.
>give me a number you god damned bitch! Ah ah ah!

>Schizo off his meds
Tonight's off to a good start.

>paranoid schizo off his meds

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>>127004839
This nigga about to be red pilled hard

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>>127005094
choo choo mother fucker, open up, here comes the pain train!

>>127004798
>>127004676

Reading through the posts... seems like a domestic night, but I put my money on chair, more mass there

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I am comfy and ready to go

C'mon Chicago. Give me something good

>>127004874
Had a ex with one. coolest fucking dog ever, craziest fucking bitch ever.

You can assume who is who in that situation.

>>127005387
Depends on the type of chair, if it's a metal or wooden chair I agree but if it's got one of those padded seats he's fucked

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>>127005511
>every time I see that pic

>>127004839
do i have to make a blood offering?

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>>127005655
Male Black will handle that

Confirmed Homicide

>>127005873
what's that? I was out of the room

>>127005873
Was it one of the gunshot victims from earlier or do we have a new one?

>>127005584
Agreed, never go for the fancy chair in a knife fight

>>127005617
top kek

>having a "dispute" with the boyfriends intoxicated aunt
yep, domestic kinda night

>drunk woman urinating on cars

Tell me one of you fuckers runs heyjackass.com

>>127005933
>>127005958

No idea, that's just what the Robert said.

>Just to clarify, this is a conformed homicide

was all I heard someone say.

>>127006356
10-4 thank you

RADIO SILENCE

dispatch getting pisssssed
don't get on the wrong zone Robert

>you're on the wrong zone

Get on the right zone robert!

The sass is real

YOU ARE ENTERING ZONE 1 - GET READY!

Chicago is always a warzone, but also sometimes a video game.

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>>127006708
>but also sometimes a video game.
or several!

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>>127006340
I dont but thanks for the link brah

What is the Robert thing

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>>127006340
Nope. It predates these threads by years. God damn satisfying read though. It massages my 'tism and my schadenfreude feels at the same time.

Y'ALL KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?!?!?!
IT'S
REAL
ROBERT
HOURS

>>127007028
Especially the tism. Good lord, I love charts and graphs

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>>127007074
smash dat mf key if u up!!

just popped in for the first time, can i get a quick rundown on "robert"?

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Wilson and George
SHOTS FIRED
shots fired in alley

>her son is getting high as we speak
>he is also drunk

>caller says her son is high
>says he is getting high as we speak
mother fucker is getting HIIIIGH!

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>>127007205
He's a cop. He protects the city from Male Black

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>>127007205

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>>127007305

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>>127007357
He is the furniture of law enforcement

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>>127007074
Oh yeah. This is when it starts to get really fun

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>>127007357
you aint seen nothing
>it hurts to live

we gonna get high high high
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RBBk3sXDmo

>>127007416
>>127007466
hive mind

>has a male in pink clothing in a headlock on the street
Did I hear that right?

>Male black has a female black in a headlock

Haha

>Male black has female black in headlock

Did I hear that correctly?

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>>127007518
kek, nice.

Never been into one of these threads but this is comfy as fuck..goes perfect with the music I'm listening to.

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Its wrestling time

>>127007601
yes

>he was beaten by hospital security

>>127007607
i can barely understand what their saying its all mumbles

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>>127007607
Welcome to peak comfy, senpai.

>>127007840
you stop hearing/noticing it after a while

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>>127007607
Welcome robert, get comfy and enjoy the action... also check the catalog, we do this every night

>>127007840
ex-Army here. the first time I ever got stuck on radio watch, I couldn't understand a fucking thing anybody said. After awhile I learned to understand, especially once I learned the "lingo". Same goes for listening to Robert and dispatch. Once I learned enough about their radio procedures I can understand about 90-95% of what they say and what it means

>>127007929
>>127008001
Thanks for the welcome. Are you guys Chicagoans at all or just like listening in?

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>>127008268
Just like listening in. There are a lot of Texas anons in these threads

>>127008268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atELVQ9aVGw

>>127008268
Nah, I'm Texas. We're just an audience, vultures watching a city bleed.

>>127008268
I was born and raised and now live 1,500 miles away from Chicago. I've just been obsessed with the history and the crime waves there. I feel like I get to listen to a decaying empire in real time.

>>127008467
Yes this is it
The slow drip drip of coonery destroying a city

>>127008268
>>127008363
Former Texas anon now in Ohio, checking in.

Lot of international anons jumping in, and a lot in the country following along for the late night radio show. I like to think of a real life General Electric Theater, just in the modern day

>>127008606
And consider this anon
Every one of these calls is costing civilized people about 400$
Thats money we dont spend on health education and space exploration for our own people

>>127008799
Exactly, yet they scream about that every moment that they get. All screaming and no action.

Their mayor is a real piece of shit

>>127008363
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>>127008680
Oh, well I live about 3 hours south of Chicago in Central Illinois so it's kinda weird hearing other people in other states being interested in listening to the Chicago police.

>>127008965
Given how often y'all make national news, I'm not surprised.

>>127008799
one women is being terrorized by her own door and you don't even care

>>127008799

The estimated budget for CPD in 2014 was $1,291,729,975. 1.2 billion dollars with 2.7 million residents. Astounding

>>127008268
Bummblefuck eastern Canada reporting in. Been to Chiraq, buddy guys and house of blues and sheiit. Keep your guard up Robert.

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>>127008363
North Carolina checking in, but I'm planning to move to Texas soon

Let's just say the 'hate state' is looking more attractive everyday.

> she got bit by her cat

Did I just hear that shit right?

bit by her cat.

>BIT BY A CAT. STOP PRESSES

>>127009457
muh tax dollars

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>>127009521
would you rather deal with a pissed off cat or a pissed off urban youth?

>>127009123
Illinois is such a great state isn't it? I mean we got Chicago, Rockford, East St. Louis, Peoria (my home town), and all those other "great" places...

>>127009150

Is that fucking for real?

>>127009680
Cat, any day. I used to have to wrangle my cat with two bath towels to get him to take his meds after surgery.

>>127009807
According to Wikipedia, yes. Thats $444 dollars for every man, woman and child. God knows what that number goes up to if you're an actual taxpayer

>>127009680
scars I have from urban youths: 0
scars I have from cats: at least 5

>>127009756
You guys also have some great scenery and some pretty based towns and cities... and at least chicago isn't detroit yet

Fuck cats, carrying that toxoplasmosis and all that

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>>127009807
A lot of that probably goes to a ton of resources to deal with prevention/crowd control type stuff.

I would imagine they have an impressive SWAT unit...

>>127009971
Post your urban youth:cat ratio please.

>>127009971
You have 2k in scars in this situation if you called CPD

Any fellow Logan Square fags ITT?

>female intoxicated and can't move

I see no problem here.

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>>127010149
>I would imagine they have an impressive SWAT unit...
Yeah, yeah they do.

>>127010188
you asking me for nudez?

>>127010099
Northern IL around Galena is beautiful but when you start going south it gets super boring, nothing but cornfields and interstate. I mean we got Grandview Drive here in Peoria but that's like the only scenic thing here, otherwise it's just blandness

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>store front completely trashed
wtf did they do?

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>>127010149

Truck driver here boys. Spending the night in Chicago. What's it like tonight?

The hell was that morse code?

DAT MORSE CODE

>>127010671
Robert-y

Morse Code?

>>127010341

Robert gonna get lucky tonight

>>127010671
don't stop for any reds or stop signs, the Nogs will jump onto the back of your trailer and try to pop the doors.
Source; guy I work with who used to haul a weekly load up to Chicongo and deliver it to the rail head

Robert checking in- what was that Morse code? Was that an SOS?

>>127010746
>>127010718

In my town anyway, that Morse code usually means a medical call is about to come through. I think it's data that goes to some machine that monitors it or something to do with dispatch. Every time they do that they usually are about to roll EMS/Fire

>>127010578
Dear Robert,

No armor for you this year... but we got you this swell personal carrier. It will protect you to the scene and you can hide behind it.

Thanks,
CPD

>>127010558
>brings hammers to delis

>>127010857
Sounded like SOS to me

>says his girl hit him

>>127010823
I'm parked next to a bunch of railroad tracks in Bedford Park. Is that the railhead you're talking about?

>>127010867

Thank you anon, good response.

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just when I thought robert had won the war...
>five loud reports

>>127011347
I'm missing RvR 4 can you post it?

>SHOTS FIRED

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4291 west taylor
6 shots fired
SHOTS FIRED

>>127011347
RVR 5: RATCHET'S REVENGE

>>127011300
don't know, all I know is he said he had to drive down a long straight street with lots of building and Nogs in the area to get to the rail head. said he saw bodies (plural) laying on the side of the street on more than one occasion. he rolled into town around 1am at the end of his drive and would not stop at any lights or stop signs, and the cops never stopped him for doing it. Said he wouldn't stop till he got to the rail yard and made it in the security gate.

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>>127011446

this guy should narrate porn

DID THEY JUST SAY SAM HYDE?
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!!

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>>127008268
California (bay area) enjoying these threads.

Only time I was ever in Chicago I had to change planes. Two fat niggers blocked the people mover and wouldn't move. It took all my self control not to call them fat lazy niggers.
The way they kept looking at each other and giggling meant they KNEW what they were doing and got off on that.

Looked at the food court and saw niggers working there so I decided I would rather starve then touch any food prepared by niggers (knowing full well they spit, piss, cum, shit, etc in the food)

So being comfy and listening to niggers getting rekt is a perfect way to end the day.

>>127011681
east?

>>127011628
much appreciated VietRobert

>>127011610
Fark. I'm sleeping with my taser tonight.

>>127011796
south bay (Cupertino) by Apple Computers

>>127011988
your going to freak out at every little nois tonight, right? you picking up a load in the morning, or did you drop a trailer at the end of your hours and have to take down time?

3 male blacks trying to kick a door in

>>127010467
Sure, why not Robert

Wheres 1231?

>>127012277
should i keep the boots and belt on?

>>127011681

I'm also Bay anon. This scanner beats Oakland and SF any day.

I'm lower 408, you?

>>127012354
apparently at a hospital and they can't pick up any signals

>>127012381
Yes

>>127012203
Early morning delivery.

>>127012457
I enjoy the Chicago one more then any other one. Occasionally I will listen to the Santa Clara County dispatch when I am woken up by sirens. I want to know what is going on. Then go back to bed.

Around De Anza college area. It is quiet as a mouse here.

>woman calls police
>struggle heard
>call dropped
>voice mail on call back
F

>>127012648
I am sure she is doing just fine...

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>>127012667

NEW NEW NEW

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>>127012635

Right on I'm near Westfield. Almaden/Blossom Hill area.

I've lived up here for a while, had my street bike stolen once and car broken into/fucked with several times. Sucks cause I don't even live in a super shitty part of town, can't imagine living on the east side. I pay more than my parents mortgage for a one bedroom apartment up here.

>>127011300
I'm a Sailorfag. We usually load at KCBX in calumet. Those niggers are out of hand after dusk down south side.

>>127012798
If you can find something closer to De Anza in Cupertino or Los Altos you will be much better.

>>127012994

My old boss had a baller house in Los Altos. I don't know if I could afford to rent up there. Plus I work 20 miles south, so my reverse commute is the best part.