Brit/pol/ - Imogen Stubbs Edition

LOW means an attack is unlikely
MODERATE means an attack is possible, but not likely
SUBSTANTIAL means an attack is a strong possibility
SEVERE means an attack is highly likely
CRITICAL means an attack is expected imminently <------ we are here

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Start buying guns.

Redpill me on nationalisation, Brit/pol/?

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>>126951755
Move to Northern Ireland

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>tfw god made me northern irish

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RIP our Rog

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First for they were meant to die in the desert and we've upset God by removing them from there

>>126951979
F

>>126952000
Strange how they had to resort to rape, they're all so attractive.

>>126951930
What are my chances of being granted a shotgun license if I live in a tower block and don't drive so will have to take whatever I buy home on a bus?

>>126951977
>liking getting bombed by paddys

>>126951927
*maybe imminent.
That's what mummy may said anyway.

I just hope no muslims get hurt unnecessarily after all this

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>>126951979
he has his halo

>>126952110
>fear of women is inherent everywhere
pure coincidence I'm sure

No its imminent NOW

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>>126951935
if you think the state is good at keeping you safe from jihadists, just wait until they get to run your energy supply, water and transportation

Lads my girlfriend is Polish, and the press there is hammering the fact two Polish parents got killed in Manchester picking up their duaghter.

Slav street marches incoming.

>and EU wants to sent rapefugees there

It would be like lambs to the slaughter

>>126952120
>we dont believe in killing innocents
I'm sure they have a different definition of the word

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4vWR5BpDdQ

>>126952110
How can anyone be this stupid

She's the most insufferable celeb to exist god fucking damn it she makes me ree

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>>126952110
>Islamists don't hate women more or less than anyone else
Brilliant

>>126951755

Lads I've the beginings of a Psyop idea here.

So...

Manchester will have the eyes of the world on it for this bank holiday weekend. Two events of note coming up.

City Games
Manchester 10k

Clearly the Army will be in attendance in the City helping to police the event.

>Need to spread the love of troops on the streets.

Hashtags, twatter and normiebook.

Need nice selfies and posts of ppl with our boys (and girls) in green on the streets.
Need to normalise the Troops. The Troops are our friends.

Thoughts?

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>tfw not a britblast

>>126952110
would honestly love to see her in an interview/debate alongside Douglas Murray.

Time for Ian "14/88" Collins.

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>>126952434
You had your chance.

>>126952175
Unless you have a criminal record that would exclude you from having a shotgun certificate or some kind of mental illness the police have to issue you a SGC if you ask for one. Having to transport your shotgun around on public transport to visit a club or range doesn't matter.

>>126952197
>he doesn't live in a 100% british northern irish village immune to being bombed by paddies

>>126952425
>Need nice selfies and posts of ppl with our boys (and girls) in green on the streets.
I'm 100% sure this will happen.

FEE FIE FO FIX

I'VE JUST 'AD ME WEETABIX

>>126952110
Lilly Allen should be buried up to her neck in sand and then pelted with rocks until dead.

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>>126952434
Wew, he's broadening his vocabulary now

>>126952110

Why does she do it to herself? She has the money to afford any fucking hobby she can think of; why the fuck is she shitposting or trying to hold the world to rights on social media?

>>126952300
Coming out in numbers is useful. Everyone in this thread should get up to Sunderland. Ten thousand of us marching will send a message. It's our duty lads.

Still not allowed to kill the islamists and leftist who enable them?

No? Fuck sake.

>>126952397
I'll come out and march with the Poles. We should all start taking to the streets now. It's time.

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Who here /southcoast/?
Comfy summer evenings on the beach, doesn't cost a penny lads.

>>126951755
http://www.strawpoll.me/13034542

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>>126952434
>tfw not an American

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Are kids still missing from the attack?

>>126952765
She's legitimately mentally ill.
Bipolar or personality disorder I believe.

>>126952425
Aren't the troops like highly respected anyway? I like the idea anyway.

>>126952425
No, we don't want a police state, especially if civilians aren't allowed to arm themselves

>>126952684
holy shit that made me burst out laughing.

>>126952869
Yep

>>126952494
I'd also like to see a debate between her and a firing squad.

>>126952844
Hastings here, it is so nice at the moment. the cool but not cold nights are great

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>>126952397

WE MUST KEEP THE POLISH WOMEN FOR OURSELVES.

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>>126952110
>>126952416
>>126952765

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB-tbk8WEQU

BRITISH POLITICAL SATIRE LIVE
LIVE COMMENTS ENABLED
TAKING REQUESTS

http://www.strawpoll.me/13035336
http://www.strawpoll.me/13035336
http://www.strawpoll.me/13035336
http://www.strawpoll.me/13035336

>>126952929

Any source for that?

>>126952884
Speak for yourself. I'll accept one given the right leader/s. That said, we don't have that so I'll pretend to be a lolbertarian for now.

>>126952684
I loathe that advert.

Also what's everyone watching while shitposting?

New Salvage Hunters on Quest+1 here.

>>126952544

>implying LBC presenters don't just say shit to keep people phoning in

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some fresh disgusting OC from arsehole leftists

>>126952981
Based cabbys. Plus they're all racist.

>>126952765
She's a mentally ill spastic who is trying to find some value in her life because she's unsatisfied and demented so she's autistically taken to this.

Like Louise mensch

>>126952981
kek, (white) cabbies are the best.

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POST YFW MUMMY MAY IS OUTED AS A PEDO AND CORBYN SOARS TO VICTORY

>>126952974
kek

>>126953075
I am, just think of all the money that could have been made.

>>126952877
Well, the general public, not the faggot lefties and mudslimes know we're just normal people...

>>126952884
edgelord.

>>126953053
Got a George III documentary on the go.

>>126952425
mean while, an attack could happen in another city!

the government will say "well we cant be every where".

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>>126952981
Classic

Might travel to a third world country and sell my kidney

>>126953031
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/23/pls-help-frantic-parents-hunt-missing-kids-manchester-concert/

>>126953053
Terminator

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>>126952869

People are "missing" but it's the people who have been gibbed. They can't release death confirmations until post-mortems have been completed and they've got all the right bits in the right bags etc.

>Sky News
>Singing Amazing Grace
Why can't the religion of bits and pieces strike these bleeding heart lefties?

>>126953187
That the government would have likely paid for

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Lads, help me out.

Give me a list of folk who are what's killing Brit/pol/

>>126953164
If he becomes PM i will honestly eat my own shit

>>126953151
Virtually all the black cab drivers are woke cockneys. Spent literally hundreds of cab journeys talking with them about how much I hate this Muslim dinge.

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HE WARNED US

>>126952981
Based cabbies, is Lily Allen the new Gordon Ramsey?

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>>126953235
>Might travel to a third world country
But there's not need to travel.

>>126953360
leftists and rightists

>>126953330
This. As much as it would be "good" to find out a cabbie nabbed one of them it's highly unlikely.

>>126953360
Americans

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>Hmmm, I'm a minority. What about that UKIP, huh? I'm not white. The Tories, huh, get a load of them. Have I mentioned I'm brown? Brexiteers are idiots. I'm a minority.

The STATE of British comedy

>>126953360
you

>>126952425
>let's just make the police/military state normal guys!

Yeah maybe not, it's already like fucking 1984 with all the cameras and internet surveillance in the U.K. I'm on holiday in France at the moment and there are armed police and soldiers wandering around everywhere, I can tell they would not take a bloody selfie with you, I've seen them shove people out of the way so they can do their patrol , they're there to do a job and keep people safe, not be a friendly selfie magnet for idiots

>>126953075
Imagine last nights heartbreaking tragedy happening twice a week

>>126952884
The queen doesn't trust us, we might go republic.

(they started to slowly take away our rights to arms after the US war of independence and the french revolution.)

>>126953075
>implying any private hospital that wanted to keep it's customers would refuse to treat dozens of bomb-blasted children
socialists actually believe this.

>>126953237
wierds me out
most likely they're dead, none of this taxi meme stuff. Takes time to ID remains - I don't think they ever ID'd all the bits from 9/11

>>126952994
Is Livingstone our guy?

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>>126952684
Inquiry - could you cook "weetabix" with ingredients from a grocery store? If not, is it still food?

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>>126953187

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>>126952397
Poland has already fallen

>>126953489
>Brown skinned dopey eye
>British
Erm no sweetie x

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>>126951977
Did we really need the laugh subtitled?
This smells like a reddit production.

>>126952956
Neither do i but even Tommy Robinson does a bit. Its just how they grew up. If they hate Muslims they're more alright with me. We can teach them later how to be true englishmen.

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>>126953360
Corbynistas

>>126952684
Just bought some Weetabix today, for the first time in many years.

>>126953660
tumblr actually

>>126953625
>google "white womenin wheat fields"
>find this
>mfw

>>126951977
>tfw god made me northern irish
Erm no sweetie I think you mean "Allah" x

>>126953075
>>126953603
Which parts of the NHS have been privatised? Genuinely curious. Have any?

>>126953360
other flags

>>126953733
Not much difference between them.
There's a lot of crossover, just like there is with the rest of /pol/ and reddit.

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>>126953382
What did Ramsey do? He is my ideal boss tbph.

>>126953053
White Gold on BBC2

It's shit.

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>>126953470

The people who believe that or imply it are mongs; you'd think with all the gore they'd seen on here, they'd realise what happens to bodies with blasts like this.

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More US Intelligence Leaks - amber's gonna be steaming now.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4539162/Bomber-pictured-wearing-backpack-Arndale-Centre.html

The government are looking like its knee deep in shit

>>126953625

Poland, Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia and Slovakia are the only countries I've been where I didn't see a single non-white person.

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>>126953813
Look at me I'm the google now

>>126953861
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/nov/11/virgin-care-700m-contract-200-nhs-social-care-services-bath-somerset

>>126954029
Always archive known sources of clickbait. If site, dump on archive.is; if youtube video, rewrite domain in url to hooktube.com

http://archive.is/EU1bj <- theguardian.com article

>>126953053
End of the Europa League final

>>126952000
Who's "we"? You mean "our captured governments"?

We're not they.

>>126953521
I left a comment slating her on the girl's post that shared this and then unfriended.

Shouldn't have unfirended her because now I don't get to see the reaction. Called her out earlier in the day for a similar thing already.

>>126953360
not buying guns, also the tories

>>126953974
The Russians are now in control of US intelligence, remember?

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WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN?

>>126953562
It's flattened wheat pressed into a cake, since you can only get wheat in flour form it would be exceptionally difficult.

>>126953974
She's my MP and she is a total cunt. So i have no sympathy.

I live near a marine base on the south coast. Seems like they're preparing for something, lots of gunfire yesterday, lots of helicopters coming and going today.

Anyone any idea what could be happening?

>>126953974
lel. So is this Trump or is it his enemies?

>>126953360
Fake girlfriends

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>>126953974

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>Police Federation: We wouldn’t need soldiers on the streets if the Government stopped police cuts
https://politicalscrapbook.net/2017/05/police-federation-we-wouldnt-need-soliders-on-the-streets-if-government-stopped-police-cuts/

>As Home Secretary, Theresa May accused the Police Federation of “crying wolf” and “scaremongering” over the impact of the Government’s cuts.


>Theresa May wants o Regulate and Censor the internet
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-internet-conservatives-government-a7744176.html


>The Conservatives have been the biggest borrowers over the last 70 years
http://www.taxresearch.org.uk/Blog/2016/03/13/the-conservatives-have-been-the-biggest-borrowers-over-the-last-70-years/

>Conservacucks will defend this

>>126951944
Honest question, how is Northern Ireland? Might be visiting here in a month.

>>126954232
Always archive known sources of clickbait. If site, dump on archive.is; if youtube video, rewrite domain in url to hooktube.com

http://archive.is/dQf65 <- independent.co.uk article

>>126953861
Mainly the admin stuff I believe. Like the management side of things and the hiring of contractors

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>>126953360
Tactical vote pushers
Tory apologists

>>126954145
She's an alright home secretary. I get the feeling she takes stuff seriously.
Better than Diane Abo.

>>126953974
Mummy May is gonna put Donald's balls in a vice at the G7.

>>126953974
breaking news: attacker could walk and had 2 (two) legs

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>police helicopter hovering above my house

>>126954370
F

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>>126954294
Anything is better than Diane Abo.

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>tfw fish finger man beats the milkman

>>126953974
bin det knife femtin innit bruv?

>>126953906
He slagged off cabbies on tv years ago, he said it became also impossible to take a cab since when they saw him they told him to fuck off an just drove off.

>>126954294
Amber Rudd is a complete and utter cunt, her glasses and boggly "BE QUIET" (question time cuckold) eyes also annoy me.

>>126954370
F

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>>126953360

>tfw you're the Vicky poster, one of the Elsa posters (the one who keeps using pic related), the posters who keeps posting about munchy boxes and the poster who spent a few days at the weekend trying to force-meme the Chicken Connoisseur pasta

Sorry, mate. I've been posting a lot lately.

>>126953360
>Start Buying Guns
>Pube
>99 Luftballoons (fortunately that autism seems to have stopped)
>hitchensposting
>le im not voting tory because theyre cucks

The correct formatting is as follows:

Brit/pol/ - Edition Name Here edition

Note the capital first letters for the edition name, but lower case for "edition"

All links should have one blank line beneath them separating them from the next news link title.

>>126952981
Now I think about it, it's been years since I've seen a white cab driver

>>126954073
Whats the score? It was 1-0 when i last watched.

>>126954370
F

>>126954249

Be sure to go on a pub crawl in Belfast and end your trip with a bang

Kind of liking this Ian Collins show, seems pretty reasonable.

>>126954294
>>126954421
I don't know why but for some reason I always end up sympathizing with her arguments when she's on Question Time.

They should make her a(n at least monthly) guest on This Week, because she is that good of a speaker.

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>>126953974
>>126954215

>>126954542
WHats the chicken conesiur pasta.

CREP CHECK

WINGS AN DAT

Funny little niglet

>>126954370
Cya later m8

>>126954546
>if you don't vote for the tories and hate guns and real conservatism you're killing britpol

ok GCHQ

>>126953974

This American administration is just mongs from top to bottom

>>126954294
Diane Abbott wanted to see the defeat of the British state at the hands of the IRA.

>Abbott, who will become home secretary if Labour wins the election, said in the 1984 interview that Ireland “is our struggle — every defeat of the British state is a victory for all of us. A defeat in Northern Ireland would be a defeat indeed.”

>>126954562
you're a massive faggot

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>>126951755
Brit/pol/ Discord:
discord
.gg
/KW3uR3

>>126954562
Autism

Lucky nothing more important is going on and pakis aren't murdering our children

>>126954638
United won 2-0. I'm just watching them talk about the match I just watched because I can't be arsed putting something else on.

>>126954603
In London all the black cab drivers are white

>>126954029
>>126954264
But these now private services are still paid out by the public purse right?

Why does anyone care? Surely the only reason they'd hand out these contracts is because it is too expensive for the government to do it.

>>126954249
It's like Britain only with no muslims but the slight chance that a syria tier civil war could break out at any point.

>>126954542
Vickyposting is funny, but fuck off with that coalburning roastie.

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>>126954695
>sympathizing with abbot
>hey guys mao wasnt so bad after all
>its true that swedish nurses cant treat black people because theyve never met one
>we gotta bring in more shitskin nurses to rectify this
>police officers should be paid £10 a year

>>126954562
Gran Autismo

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When will the next Lionheart come to save us?

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>faggot forehead wrinkle thing will smiths kid popularised

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>>126954542
Hey bro did you see this?

>tfw Elsa wants to be your cuckquean

>>126954294
I don't really agree with MPs who stand in any old seat. I know that not that easy but i think that your Local MP should be born and bread in the constituency. But Rudd she has had nothing to do with the place before she stood here and from the sounds of it the folks down here have had enough of her and what she has been saying. http://archive.is/dJo7c

>>126954249
Its genuinely really nice, the countryside is GOAT, local culture is intact and the food and nightlife scene in Belfast is great
There isn't any muslims, we have our own homegrown terrorists but they don't shoot at tourists so you'll be fine

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Threadly reminder

>Home Secretary for 6 years until becoming PM last July
>Overseen huge mass surveillance of ordinary citizens
>Wears "but we stop so many attacks each week" as a badge of honour without being concerned the rise in foiled attacks or threat exponentially increasing
>Becomes PM
>Huge terror attack on her watch and caused by failure in previous job as Home Secretary
>Culprit *yet again* known to security services, more failure
>Reported to terrorist hotline previously
>Returned from Libya recently after being recruited and trained there
>Will result in baseless infringement on ordinary people's rights yet again despite the government having all the powers they need and not using them
>Root cause ignored
>Somehow /pol/ thinks she will be the best person to sort this out going forwards

>>126954542
this famting

>>126954886
Mao did a lot of good depopulating the Earth. Bless him.

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>>126954723
>WHats the chicken conesiur pasta.

I kept posting this at the start of every thread until people got pissed off:

>when the boss man gives you an extra wing and it's hench as fuck
>when dem chips are crispy
>AH GIVE IT A FOWA POINT FREE

>>126954723
>>126955027
You realise by memeing this cunt you'll only make him more popular

You are contributing to his popularity directly
which makes you worse than him

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>>126954733
>Hitchens
>"""""""""real"""""""" conservatism

hahahaha alright pal, if you want to sperg out over cannabis and you're a defeatist faggot, of course you'd think Peter Hitchens represents real conservatism.

Yet again the Yanks show a fragrant disregard for British citizens at the expense of views and clicks.

Are they simply ignorant or malicious?

>>126955027
Wasn't his mate a pedo?

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>>126953974

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>>126955004
He should've split up China, that would've been a true service to the world.

>>126953053

would touch the normy box if you showered me with sheckels

>>126954886
Add this >>126954779
to the pile.

>>126954695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My9_Tb8bOfE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fm3hqzdG5I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Tc6Cb3wHu8

mate...

>>126954915
Longshanks wouldn't stand for this shit

>>126954886
>police officers should be paid £10 a year
that was a mistake retard

I haven't seen any Tory MP do anything worthwhile. In the meantime she's basically fixed the NHS, eliminated the gender pay gap, and fought for equality of all people in Britain.

>>126954835
Guess it's that hard ass test about London roads and landmarks that they have to pass, all the immigrants fresh off the back of a lorry from Calais can't even pronounce borough

I'm from Leicester so they're all foreigners, the white ones are still Eastern Europeans

>>126955027

i want wings but the only places that do them near me are proper mingin turkish joints.They've all been shut down by health and safety and re-opened with new names lol

>>126955113
Weed is unironically, historically and demonstrably bad for you

I don't even like Hitchens, but I agree with him. I've smoked enough weed, and seen my mates smoke enough to know that is does fuck you up in some ways

>>126954154
They've seen the real poll results. Labour landslide incoming. Therefore preparing for coup.

>>126955169
Yeh fucking right, what can we say when we are becoming the 51st state.

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>>126951755

>May condemns "sickening cowardice" whilst suspending all election based activity
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/23/general-election-campaigning-suspended-after-manchester-attack
https://archive.is/53ERf

>Conspiracy Theorists blame Tories for attack
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4533372/Conspiracy-theorists-accuse-Tories-terror-attack-link.html

>Tory election fraud - no charges
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/10/cps-announce-no-charges-conservative-party-election-spending/

>May only taking questions from the media that have been pre-approved - tory press meekly complies
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-refuse-press-questions-pre-approved-michael-crick-election-2017-campaign-team-a7726856.html

>STRONG AND STABLE, STRONG AND STABLE


The Tories are stitching up this election, make no mistake.

>>126954659
Aye Aye

>>126954853
This is what I like to hear. Does tension actually come to violence in the summer months?

>>126955169
>he doesn't have a Guardian account to trigger lefties

Aww, poor thing.
I posted on an article before
"Well done multiculturalists, you've put troops on the streets".
It triggered so many people that they reported it and I'm banned.

>>126955113
wtf i love drugs, mass immigration and societal decay now

>>126952578
nonsense. The police reserve the right to refuse and they don't have to give you a reason. There is no "shall issue" law in the UK. If you don't have a good reason and can't demonstrate requirement, you aren't getting one.

Living in a tower block probably won't help unless it's a really really nice one.

>>126954971
Corbyn is an IRA sympathiser who wants to privatise rail, water, electrics and give out money to anyone who will listen with no plan as to how he'll pay for it.

Hardly a choice you nonce.

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>>126955180
Oh, it wasn't meant to be a comprehensive list.
I'm too lazy for that.

>>126955326
So is alcohol. I'm still gonna drink.

>>126955227
those videos are taken out of context

>>126955410
It comes to a head around the 12th of July every year, at the height of what's called Marching season
Not really something that will effect the things a tourist is going to want to see, it only really gets bad in the shitty parts of belfast

>>126951755
mfw I fucked a descendent of Imogen Stubbs

>>126955447
Actually the general operating procedure for a SGC is "find a reason why I can't", and the procedure for a FAC is "why you should own one".

>>126955410
>Does tension actually come to violence in the summer months?
There'll probably be riots in Belfast, but if you're just chilling in a comfy town like Carrick you'll not notice it.

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>>126955414
kek

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>>126955285
Fuck off you dirty communist.
How did you survive the 70s?

>>126955588
What was his name?

>>126954847
there are arguments that when it's in private hands its run for large profit margins because the regulation is so shit.

I could be run cheaper in public hands if they didn't promote pakis to middle management possitions who get lazy and won't work hard

>>126955027
KEk

>>126955674
I wasn't alive in the 70's

>>126955621
Pretty much. If you've had any sort of mental illness or ever been arrested for anything remotely violent you aren't getting one.

>>126955647
They haven't figured out how to ban 10 minute mail accounts so I can make a new one in literally 2 minutes now.

>>126955447
you don't need a good reason to get a shotgun certificate, just telling the firearms officer who comes to visit you that you're going trap shooting is good enough, even if you live in london there are multiple clubs. the only real barrier could be that his landlord wouldn't allow him to have guns on the property

even with firearms certificates, being a member of a club and plinking targets is a good enough reason to own a firearm

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>>126955588
Ellie? She'd sleep with anyone.

>>126955388
>implying they don't every election year

Labour is so inncompentant they don't have enough brain cells to rub together for even an attempt to rig it in their favour, fucking embarrassing

>>126955113
Agreed. Peter Hitchens won't stand up for our people. He's just a contrarian.

>>126955788
>63%

Bit optimistic

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makes you wanna throw up

>>126954847
it's not the governments to sell

>>126955318
KFC lad

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>>126954542
Elsaposting and Chicken Cunt posting is dreadful mate, but I love the other shite

>tfw I am the original Bushposter who instantly lost traction and gave up

>>126955901
surely this will end terrorism for good

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>>126954971
Good goy.

Embrace the politician that will ruin the country further, continue mass immigration, ignore known risks and spy on you even more because she is slightly less worse the the controlled opposition alternative.

>tfw the news rabidly trying to spin positive stories about them

Will this ever stop?

>>126955901
>pic
is that some kind of primitive monkey bogdanoff?

>>126955901
Why is there an ape on a football field.

>>126955326
I agree about drugs. But he acts like it's the most important issue.

Meanwhile paki dinge are murdering our children.

>>126955143
They consider themselves untouchable by foreign law. That and journalists are callously milking tragedies in the name of profits for their dying and mistrusted industry.

Case in point, foxy knoxy. Convicted of murder in italy, conviction overturned and she is released on bail with solecito (sp) she flies out of the country and solecito is rearrested and put back on trial.

Someone was paid off and diplomats didn't want to anger america

>>126952425
What would be the purpose of this?

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>>126955748
That explains why you're a dirty fucking communist then doesn't it?

>>126953360
tripfags, unironic labour voters, green voters, snp voters, remain voters

>>126955901
That's really bad taste.

>>126955901
Jihadism BTFO

>Ian Collins doesn't think the muslim ray guns were religiously motivated
Moron.

>>126955027
I've got a whole folder of unappetizing pictures of this little shit at home

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>>126953360
Literally the only person you need is Prube, since half the trips are his alter egos.

>>126955999
>999
nice get

which service do you require?

>>126953360
if you only allowed anime posters, the quality of posts would increase by at least 120000%

>>126956035
I voted for Trump, and he helped you through Brexit negotiations so I suppose that doesn't make me a communist huh?

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>>126955959
I remember you Anon

>>126955566
>>126955636
Cheers, could honestly end up anywhere. Be safe over there, us burgers are thinkin' about ya.

>>126956154
Suck my toes.

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>>126956187
>helped us through negotiations that haven't even started yet

Leftists are doing this on twitter

https://twitter.com/hashtag/BritishThreatLevels?src=hash

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/24/britishthreatlevels-hashtag-british-character-social-media-terror-british-threat-levels

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>>126956187
Regardless, you're a dumb backstabbing American who wants to keep us Brits down.
US foreign policy has always been about destroying the British.

>>126956390
Always archive known sources of clickbait. If site, dump on archive.is; if youtube video, rewrite domain in url to hooktube.com

http://archive.is/OFrVw <- theguardian.com article

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>>126956056
Especially when Manchester has basically no relevance to the club besides name and location. It's a team of imported assorted shitskins, in fact I doubt there's a single actual manc on the team.

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>>126951979
F

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>>126956291
did somebody say toes?

>>126955901
I'm a United fan and I cringed when he said this. Leave politics out of football, have your minute silence and and keep it at that.

Anyone else think /pol/ is being purposefully under moderated? Just look at the bans page
https://www.4chan.org/bans

I see stuff worse that that on here all the time and nothing gets done about it.

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>our media leaks the name of the people behind the attack
>this somehow hurts the investigation even though British police were already watching the people behind the attack and did nothing about it

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>>126956187
>voting for the meme jew

>>126956398
no we don't

we want to give you a good trade deal

>>126955913
But the government still owns all of the infrastructure.

All they have done is give out contracts to private companies to operate the governments tools, equipment and services. So all they have done is make a bunch of public workers redundant?

It is still free at the point of delivery. Am I understanding this properly?

>>126956552
Are you fucking retarded?
They wanted to get his family before they fled.

Is it just me that really likes Corbyn? I mean, I strongly oppose almost every political view of his, but if the Conservatives had a character as determined as him then this country would do quite well.

>>126956552
Theyre just mad that pictures that would otherwise be kept hushed up get put infront of the normies

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>>126956471
Nobody said anything about toes.

>>126956643
>british security

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>>126956610
>being this delusional
I've had enough of your roleplaying.
You're that expat aren't you?

>>126956434
Also isn't Manchester just the default club for people to chose who want to be interested in football, like people from China or India or wherever in England will just pick Manchester to support, so most of there fan base have no ties to the city, just like most of their team probably.

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>>126956471
Rover 800

Loved those cars.

>>126956610
>hands rubbing together

>>126956682
I have an inkling of respect.

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>>126954542
>>126955959
>tfw you're in a thread with other original qt posters

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>>126956231
Ch-cheers m8

Always the victims.

Fuck off. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/24/muslim-leaders-in-manchester-report-rise-in-islamophobic-incidents

>>126956854
Always archive known sources of clickbait. If site, dump on archive.is; if youtube video, rewrite domain in url to hooktube.com

http://archive.is/p4MwR <- theguardian.com article

>>126956643
>commit terrorist attack
>"yeah I'm just gonna stay where I'm at until this whole thing blows over"

No, you're retarded

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>>126956187
>he helped you through Brexit negotiation

It hasn't even started yet lol. He's already put the EU ahead of the UK in the trade queue.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/trump-puts-eu-ahead-of-britain-in-trade-queue-l7t8zwn7k

Trump didn't even understand the EU. Merkel had to keep correcting him when he requested to make trade deal directly with Germany. He's likely just found out he can trade with 27 countries in one go and realised how much more simple it is to do that and reach a market of 500 million than trade with us directly and reach a market of 60 million. I'm sure he will get around to giving us a trade deal at some point in the future, although I doubt it's a priority and I doubt the terms will be beneficial to us.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT

MANCHESTER UNITED HAVE JUST WON THE EUROPA LEAGUE IN STOCKHOLM - AN ISIS STRONGHOLD

ABSOLUTE SCENES

>>126956770
*their

fucking hell

>>126956765
lol no I'm not even an expat

I constantly lurk brit/pol/ threads becauase I want to be POTUS one day and that requires learning from Britain's mistakes when they were rulers of the world

>>126956874
Fuck off.

>>126956874
I like the archive bot
why bother manually archiving when someone will do it for you?

>>126956682
He aligns with me economically, but I don't respect his suicidal immigration stances, nor his disdain for Christianity and the Queen.

>>126956434
There's quite a few actual Mancs on the team to be fair. Marcus Rashford and Jesse Lingard are Mancs and they both played tonight.

>>126956682
We have our Moggy but he won't run for PM, he knows his poshness means he is some middle class, most lower class and minority voter repellent

>>126956874

No need mate, everyone uses AdBlock anyway

>>126956552
Never underestimate how fucking stupid a 56er can be.

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>>126956854
>>126956874

>>126957012
>2

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>>126954141
>he doesn't harvest his own wheat and compress it into biscuit form

>>126957115
I love Norm.

>>126956889
How would they know they were about to get their door knocked down if they didn't know who did the attack?

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>>126956770
Yeah from my understanding it's the go-to big normie team for foreigners and little kids.
>>126956808
Orite m8

>>126956874
Can you fuck off and get banned? Thanks.

>>126957115
Haha this has got to be fake surely? Or satire

>>126955770
Arrested or convicted?

>>126952684
>watching the spacker's lantern.

NEW

>>126957271

>>126957271

>>126957271

>>126957271

>>126957271

>>126957259
It's jut a straight up joke you imbecile

>>126954542
/britfeel/ pls leave

>>126956187
>he helped you through Brexit negotiations
president elect trump: "britain at the front of the queue"
president trump: britain at the back of the queue

thanks for voting for him, you've helped us out so much

>>126957115
love Norm, his new special was good too. better than Chappelles' tb h

>>126956552
Jesus wept you're as thick as pig shit. There was a suspect on the loose and still is, your media has just given him a head start in hiding or getting his shit together quicker to carry out an attack.

You've also given the heads up to anyone connected to this bomber and the attacker. You complete and utter mong, it's an ongoing investigation into a network of the rats and your media has just helped them.

Jesus fucking wept you Americans need to be banned on this site, your stupidity warrants a ban.

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>>126957012
2... and they're both non-whites. Not really within my definition of 'an actual manc' desu.

>>126955825

Corbyn's problem is he's too decent and honest. The Tories, their corporate backers and their MI5 mates have always rigged things in their favour

>>126956513
This, although even watching live you coul hear some prick shouting during the minutes silence.

I hope they beat the shit out of him after the game.

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>>126956923
Just fucking kill yourself already.

>>126954370
gg

>>126951755
http://www.strawpoll.me/13035579/r

Hair color poll: Are you really European if you don't know the difference between all these colours? Shitskins are all the same with no variety.

>>126955621
True enough, but the discretion given to the police means if they don't like your patter / you have a facial tattoo / ukip posters / anything they don't like, they can and do deny it.

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>>126956832

Id burn her pubes as incense.