What's the most Jewish thing you've ever done?

Once made up a fake genocide of my people and a bunch of idiots believed it

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I once picked up a euro coin from the street.

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>>126947300
fpbp

>>126947166
I pretended to be of jew descent to win an argument by bringing up the holocaust

I inherited money and used it to become a landlord.

>>126947166
I watched interracial porn.

I faked being 1/4 cherokee to get into my college easier

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>>126947166
>What's the most Jewish thing you've ever done?

I didn't reset my calculator when taking the exam for corporate economy and accounting

>>126947166
I went to a bar mitzvah as a kid, my mom knew the mother of the kid.

>>126947166
My friend want me to sell her bike. The derailleur gears were broken, but I claimed everything was alright. Than I claimed I sold it for more money than I actually did and kept the change.

>>126947166
Being Jewish.

>>126947166
A girl acquaintance from my class brought up needing to borrow money for a month for tuition. I made a joke about charging 10% interest per month, not intending to get involved at all. She was so desperate that she immediately took me up on the offer.

>>126947166
http://www.strawpoll.me/13034542/

>>126948196
Damn, I mean less.

>>126947166
went to our friends' seder

>>126947166
drained my neighbor's kid of it's blood after having raped it then sold it's organs to the highest bidder. then the parents payed me to help them find their lost child.

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>>126947166
LOL! Well I'm NOT a jew and don't care for them but I have worked for one long ago before I found a better job, but I used to give him counterfeit $$$$ and STEAL his. Once I learned that he never took it to the bank and had a wall safe, I did my best to rip the bastard off. If I was younger I would still be doing it today with the new funny money on the darknet being so passable and unknowingly bank accepted but I'm too old for crime anymore not to mention people start bowing and shit not only in front of jews but in front of liberal cops who despise them anyway.

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>>126947166

Masturbated to pregnant Anne Frank fanart

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>>126947166
i've never lowered myself to their level

>>126948816

Come now, you've done at least one Jewey thing in your life

Being circumcised 2 times and yet have a frenulum breve the first time I had sex

>>126948816
>>126948879
he breathe, jews does too, bad news.

>>126948196
You mean less money?

Cheated my parents out of money.

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>>126947166
TFW you're half jewish half chink

>>126949176
>>126948515
Sorry, just seen this.

>>126947166
I eat a bunch of the free samples they put up in stores when trying to promote new food products, and I never ever buy any of it.

>>126948968
>Being circumcised 2 times
>>126948968
>Being circumcised 2 times and yet have a frenulum breve the first time I had sex

You frenchies can't get anything right.

>>126949019

Bingo

Burned myself in an oven but am still alive

>>126947166
i said my grandma have died so i could get out of work

>>126949512
Did you toss your self in a lake afterwards?

>>126947166
Presented a cut-out metal part as mine back in high school for "craftsmanship" class or whatever they call it. The irony is that it belonged to a muzzie on sick leave and I still remember this regularly due to shame.
Nobody found out and the fucker didn't care but I can't forgive myself ever since. Not sure why I thought it was ok to do back then.

Protip: flags don't mean shit

Slowly but surely plant ideas into heads on why Jews are evil until getting to the point where saying "Jews did 9/11" and the "Holohoax numbers are too high" didn't sound like statements worth beating my ass over.
>>126948816
Then you will never beat them. :)

>>126948460
Why cant you just die you fucking shit skin Dravidian slime

I got drunk one night and ate everyones food at my dorm house, and the next day I facilitated an entire plot encouraging the support of some, and blaming others, in an elaborate plot, carefully directing the narrative of what people had to say, all the while presenting myself as the official authority.

I am the true puppet master ! MWhahahaha !

>>126949564
holy fuck thats jewy

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>>126948731

Show me the path of light to the darknet

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>>126947166
((((Miu))))

Bumping because it's important for bad goyim to realise they can only win by stealing Shlomo's tricks and using them against him.

>>126949512

lol

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>>126947166
supported trump

>>126948396
This is me.
Also:
>UK
>Jewish
Stay safe my dude and I wish you the best of luck.