Burger in germany

Go to the museum or something... post pictures.

>>126919024
Cut your nails nigger.

>>126919024
>toilets are wierd
Nice try Pajeet.

>>126919024
Also which city are you visiting?

>>126919024
what do cigarettes in burgerland look like?

>>126919024
>On the plus side no open container laws, so you can drink beer on the sidewalk. So thats cool I guess.
You can jaywalk and bang prossies, too! Enjoy freedoms burg friend.

>>126919351
>he doesn't know about german poo shelves
protip: it is weird

>>126919470
They aren't plastered in gore.

>>126919024
Smoking is a disgusting habit op. Lowers your test and makes you more of a cuck than you already are which is almost impossible.

>>126919024
>Guys, I've infiltrated behind the cuck lines to find out if the memes are true.
You thought was jokes? Dumb yank lmao
>the toilets are wierd
The shitshelf is humanity's greatest invention. Of course, when the pinnacle of artistic expression in your country is shitting your pants in public, it's understandable that it wouldn't understand.
>and cigarettes look like this.
7 euro lmao
>Also, turns out muslims are nocturnal.
If you've only been thereal a few hours, how would you know?

>>126919604
I quoted OP verbatim, bongfriend. Don't blame me for burger education.

>>126919836
>thereal
fuck phoneposting

>>126919024
You should try Gauloises or even rolling your cigarettes while you're here. Get a package of Javaanse Jongens Classic (it's orange), some filters, and papers. It's about a third of the cost to smoke rollies.

>>126919836
>shitshelf
>>126919604
>german poo shelves

so I just googled this. wtf? where does it go?

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>>126919470

>>126919024
How much was your ticket and where are you @

>>126920167
lmao the shit just sits on the bowl

germans must be smelly af

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFzfwEbXGHY

>>126920167
What do you mean where does it go

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>>126919470

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>>126919470

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>>126919470
It's hell working at a super market that sells cigarettes.

>>126919470
We're probabily the only country left that dosen't put giant warnings on the cigarette box.

>>126919024
>smoker

Literal gutter trash

>>126920444
How do you get rid of the poop? Do you scrap it off of the shelf with your hand?

>>126919024
Cigarettes should be banned

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>>126919024

this is what cigarettes look like in australia

>>126919723
No fun future sight then? What a pitty.

>>126920526
>$4.79

How fucking old is that picture? Pack of reds is about $7.30 here

Germany should put warning labels on sandniggers.

>>126920572
wait
do you not have water flush things (whatever they're called) in the u s of a?

>>126919024

Fuck off were full.

>>126920684
I was driving through Kentucky and West Virginia and they're still that cheap.

>>126920621

a 25pack of reds will run you $25AUD

Smokers deserve everything they get. I hope they raise the price to 10 euro soon.

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>>126920684
Where I live, a pack of Marlboro red shorts costs $16.70 because of copious sin taxes and Marlboro being bitches.

>>126920695
USA Toilet
>poop falls into bowl of water
>water spalshes gaping anus
>toilet paper thrown into bowl of water
>bowl of water is flushed, poop goes for ride with water down the drain

German toilet
>poop plops onto shelf
>water is flushed out of bowl
>poop still on shelf

>going to countries that aren't america

nah.

>>126920684
It's a current photo. You're just paying $3.00/pack in state taxes.

>>126920355
If you shop around and book in advance you can get direct transatlantic returns for around £500.
Iceland is the bridge for cheap flights otherwise.

>>126919604
>poo shelf
What in the actual fuck is a poo shelf? It sounds like something India would have.
Bongistan who's ever been to Spain here. And I didn't dump my shitty toilet paper in the bin there. Toilet paper goes down the toilet. Dirty mongrel Spaniards.

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>>126919024
<1 roast bi dis IP

>>126920763
Yes. You're full of muslims. That's the problem

>>126920857
New York or California?

>>126919808
Actually it inhibits estrogen production

>>126920290
>>126920484
>>126920526
What's the price for a regular marlboro? over here it's 6,5 euro it's relative cheap considering neighbours ((fuck you luxembourg))

>>126920167
>>126919604
>>126920963
>he doesn't enjoy looking at his poo
>he will never feel like a big boy

>>126920572
You flush.

>>126920830
Smoking is good for you, you stupid moron. Why do you think the Jews want to ban it???

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>>126921064
Arizona

>>126920824
Bout 4 usd here

>>126921128
Jews don't want to ban it. Everyone just wants it to be regulated because tobacco companies are run by malicious Jews who want to make money off of your cancer.

>>126920889
>poop still on shelf
That never happens though, unless your shit is truly enormous.

>>126920963
In Germany you poo on a dry shelf and flush it down with water. Probably to keep people from not flushing while they waste time on the toilet

>>126919024
>Also, turns out muslims are nocturnal. Daytime tons of germans, night time only muslims. Kinda wierd.

They don't have to work and get gibs so they sleep all day and fuck German girls all night.

Also clean your nails.

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>>126919024
It's because the shitskins don't work. By day they collect their welfare check and sleep by night they get their fikki fkki on.

>>126921086
It ranges between $2 to $16 depending on where you buy them.

The cheapest cigs are buying a carton in the mail tax free from an Indian reservation. The most expensive would be buying a pack at a convenience store in New York City.

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>>126921424
>>126920167
>>126920572

>>126920423
I'd be nervous af flushing a solid piece of anything down my toilet.
>Just homeowner things...

>>126920889

You can shit so big pile of shit on the shit shelf that the shit touches your ass.

>>126921597
I paid like 17 in downtown SF

>>126921618
That is disgusting. The water helps to mask the bad smell. Human shit sitting in the open air stinks. I thought Germans were supposed to be good engineers?

>>126921618

Bathrooms with these toilets must stink like hell.

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>>126919351
Guys.... They're here...

>>126921618
No wonder Germans have the most vile fetishes

>>126921814
I think the point is the flush it the moment it hits the shelf

>>126920857
>Where I live, a pack of Marlboro red shorts costs $16.70
Where the fuck do you live, last pack of Marlboro i bought in NYC was 10.00.

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>>126921618
Went to google image to find out it's true. Maybe they have scat fetish or something.

>>126919024
Don't see a problem with the cigarettes.
Just disappointing that they never made a panini- sticker album to collect and trade this gory glory.

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>>126921814
Do you know nothing about Germans?

The fumes turn them on and they have a good wank before flushing their shit down the toilet.

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>>126920167

I googled it too hilarious

>The shelf-design (or washout toilet as they are officially known) also used to be a popular design in Holland (The Netherlands). Since I grew up in The Netherlands, I know everything there is to know about the proper usage of a washout toilet.

There are two things you have to do, in order to make the washout toilet as joyful to use as our old trusty US ‘standing-full-of-water’ toilets. These two things are:
1) Using toilet paper before sitting down
2) The double flush…

Firstly, before you sit down to go Number Two, you cover the shelf with toilet paper. Only about approximately two stripes of paper, each two papers long, are needed to cover the shelf. Covering the shelf will make sure you don’t get the dreaded skid marks after you’re done.

Secondly, you apply the double-flush technique. The moment Number Two hits the toilet, you immediately flush. This will prevent unwanted scents to accumulate.

After the first flush, you can keep sitting down and enjoy your book or newspaper. After you’re done and have made your behind all sparky clean, you apply the second flush to get rid of the toilet paper.

And that’s all there is to it, really. The toilet paper put in the bowl before sitting down will make sure you don’t have skid marks, and the double-flush will make sure no one will know you ever went!

>>126920167
German here. Only a few old toilets have this shelf. My family has never had something like that. I think it's disgusting. These shelves are by no means standard here in Germany, don't be fooled.

>>126920423
Thats actually pretty uncommon here. Only saw them once at my grandparents house. Also what is wrong to admire your work, before flushing it into nirvana.

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HOW??

>>126922156
>left
that looks ridiculous
do you dip your cock in shitwater?

>>126922001
Was that 10 years ago? Marlboros are over $10 even in Buffalo, NY

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German poo shelves. You like shit on a plate, then the water washes it away. Its.... odd.

>>126921086
Marlboro Reds can be bought from any corner store for about $6 USD.

A carton of duty free reds from Indian Reservation is 10 packs for $25.

>>126919470
Funny thing about this is they're plastered in gore in Germany, yet more people probably smoke there than America

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>>126920290
>>126920484
>>126919024
>>126920499
>>126920526
>>126920621

Nice try, tobacco merchant

>>126920963

Are you saying that in spain they throw their used toilet paper in the trash instead of flushing it?

>>126922655
That drawing is inaccurate. The water is not that high.

>>126922656
Yup, back in 2004 last time i was sent to murica. i can't believe how expensive they were.

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You've not seen uk fags

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>>126922727
Streets are clean. Autistically clean. Kinda nice.

>>126922156
Middle is standard German toilet. Left and right are equally retarded, right is outdated as hell.
Also if you're not stupid you can aim your shit at the water and don't have to scrub the toilet after each use.

>>126921814
Both have some special abilities. One stinks more, the other lets you splash drips of toilet water against your ass, which is less hygienic and very disgusting, too. But most toilets are deepflush, not flatflush now. Do you have a problem with looking on your own shit? Maybe you should eat healthier food? I salute every hanky to keep it in honor before flush.

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>>126919024
You haven't even seen the weirdest picture they put on our cigarettes. It's pretty much a way to activate our meme mechanism so that when we see cigarettes we think of these pictures. But i doubt its working.

Anyway the worst one i've seen is the one with a hole in the throat. It looks like a butthole on a pack of cigarettes. I'm pretty sure someone has masturbated to this.

pic related,they even have a fucking mid-surgery pic.

>>126919351
They do have the shit shelf toilets. So the shit falls on the shelf and doesn't go straight into the water. I figure it's because krauts want to smell the turd in its purest state and savor it before they flush.

>>126922929
Not for long.

>>126919024

Autobahn your way over here. Statistically less chance of a terror incident.

>>126921128
You think you're trolling, but you're actually right.
But you'd have to smoke 2 or fewer cigs a week.

>>126921532
Keeping this.

>>126922968
One more reason not to ever smoke again. fuck cancer sticks.

>>126922865
I've seen plenty of them actually
Nearly every one of your tourists we get here is a fucking poof

>>126921992
Kek

>>126922864
The prices keep rising steadily with no end in sight

Honestly last time I went to Germany, the thing I loved the most was there coffee.
You could literally go to the shittiest place and their coffee would be better than 90% of the places in America.

>>126922156
Is the US toilet made for elephants? 5Kg poo through a 30cm pipe? The middle one is standard.

>>126923179
Don't get me wrong. I know that tobacco is one of the ways jews keep us down. My problem is how open the EU is about brainwashing.

>>126921814
I have exact same toilet. Captive germans have build my house, so it seems to be their hand. Don't regular toilets smell bad? Oh, well, I already know the answer: my country had public toilets in the 90's, maybe, some of them exist today. They were free and were NEVER cleaned in YEARS.
>>126922460
I use double flush technique to not to have a clog.

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>>126923019
Apologise for sideways pics. Mobile posting, just walkin around. 4chan hates cellphone pics.

Anyways, I found some sort of retarded mutant pine tree.

>>126922727
A turd smacked me in the back of my sack on one occasion.

>>126922966
>the other lets you splash drips of toilet water against your ass

you realize that putting a small piece of toilet paper down prevents this, right?

>>126922655
My cock is about 8.5 inch and sometimes it can touch the water when I put it in the bowl to piss while I shit...

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>>126922550
When I was in Kuala Lumpur a month ago I saw a sign that prohibited squatting on the toilets, people really do that?

>>126921086
$4.92 in North Carolina

>>126922966
if you put some toilet paper in the american toilet before shitting; you won't splash pee pee water on your asshole.
>mindblown.jpeg

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>>126923381
1.5 liter soda comes in 6 packs. So wierd. No cans, just bigass bottles.

>>126919024
>those nails

JESUS CHRIST

>>126921814
>>126922308
These are old toilets. You still find them in hospitals. If I got it right, they enable you to examine your shit to make sure you're healthy. Ofcourse you'd have to know what to look for.

Call it a necessary evil or an uncomfortable good. Your choice, really.

>>126921982
In the rare case that you'd find such a bathroom, yes. It's nasty

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>>126919024
this is also happening now in Poland. EU sucks nigger balls.

>>126922828
>>126920963
Nope, that's false. We flush it normally.

>>126922460
>The moment Number Two hits the toilet, you immediately flush
Don't you get your butt splashed by poop water?

>>126923312

makes sense to avoid a clog, but to have to double flush just to make sure the bowl is clean seems a little counter-productive.

probably not as bad as it seems, but I don't want to clean the toilet any more than I have to.

>>126923216
I remember buying cartons for just over 20 dollars and suddenly the prices went up, i think they started getting taxed up the ass and were sued for 100bn dollars or something along the lines.

>>126923303
I knew a guy with a hole in this throat and remember how he spoke with a little machine next to the hole, disgusting man, stop smoking.

>>126923381

yeah I've seen those in america, too. pretty cool looking tree

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>>126923499
If you don't want your ass touching a nasty public toilet I squat. That is not where most of the germs come from so if the toilet seat itself looks clean its ok to sit on.

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European men dress like fags.

>>126922550
So the cucking started in the shitter? Perhaps this was planned after WW2 to keep the 'aryans' from rising again.

>>126923381
>. Mobile posting, just walkin around. 4chan hates cellphone pics.

Ückendorf?

>>126923381
>mobile poster
M4GA ban all mobile posters.

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>>126919024

>Daytime tons of germans, night time only muslims. Kinda wierd.

WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE A CURSE.

>>126919024
>Also, turns out muslims are nocturnal.
they're like that here too. I only ever see burqas at night, never see them out in the daylight

>>126923725

thank god

>>126923958
Nein. Gelsenkirchen.

>>126921799
>downtown SF


I see your problem

>>126923706
ahaha on the right

>>126919024
>7 euro for Marlboro Red
7 E U R O
E
U
R
O
Holy fucking shit its barely 2 euro here

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>>126923853
mate the sign looked like this, you'll break you are neck in ur own shit if you slip

>>126919024
https://twitter.com/EnglishRussia1/status/862661011882561537/video/1

FICK DICH DU HURENSOHN
RAUS AUS DEUTSCHLAND MIT DIR

>>126923454
>>126923600
You double the amount of water needed and you need two papers? One as a jumping pillow to prevent drips? One to wipe? Sounds very efficient. Do you lay it with your hands on the water?

>>126924147
and we can light it up right inside a 5 star resteraunt

>>126923862
Keep an eye out for SHARTS IN MARTS.

>>126920857
>US Water
>High Estrogen

Is that why so many of your men are faggots?

>>126921814
thats the thing anon,they are but they love scat porn

i think they like the smell of shit so they made toilets weird

>>126923862
I read somewhere that such posture represents "I'm available ;)" in gay body language

>>126923381
dud you're an idiot, look at a fake plastic christmas tree, then wonder why it looks like "mutant" tree....

retard

>but the toilet water will splash back on to your ass

And you'll have your dick dangling 1 inch from your shit. Oh wait, Germans have baby microdicks so that's not a problem.

>>126919024
>>126922727
>>126922929
>>126923381
>>126923622
>>126923862
Thanks for your tour through germany for me and other burgers. you make many fair and informative observations. 20% of europeans engage in incest at least once in their lives, and there is a greater percentage of fags there as well. very sophisticated!

>>126924024
>schalke

>>126922550
It's telling you not to wear your hat backwards like a douche.

>>126923381
You in Schalke m8
Wtf?

>>126924024
Ja hab ich gesehen. Wo in GE?

>>126919024
I'm a burger in Germany and it's the exact opposite.
I'm in the suburbs of Frankfurt and muzzies are everywhere during the day.
Had a kebab and I'm praying the guys who made it didn't vote for Erdogan.

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>>126920857
WAIT so USA is no1 in woman breast size?

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>>126924234
Du kannst mich nicht stoppen.

Anyhow the muslims downstairs from where im staying turned the yard into a garden.

>>126923862
there is nothing wrong with those jeans mate

>>126923622
Isn't that normal? We have 2L bottles in 6-packs, however, you can buy them separately.

>>126919024
i would love to slice that thing off that guys tongue with a scalpel. i would actually pay to do it

>>126924346
Why would a Muslim country have a fake plastic Christmas tree?

>>126924504
>>126924502
>>126924375
Knappe hier. Heil dem S04. Schalke!

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>>126919289
I did and it wasn't pretty at the end
Gonna start a thread tho

>>126924535
Was zur Hölle machst du in Gelsenkirchen?

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>>126919024
>muslims are nocturnal

>>126924502
Ja? Warum?

>>126924514
did he died

>>126924504
Buer

>>126923301
if i try to aim my shit for the water then my dick touches the front of the toilet

so i leave the scrubbing for the cleaning polish/ukrainian girl

>>126924541
No, we sell just 2 liter bottles single, 6 packs are in 12 ounce cans.

>>126919808
it makes you unhealthy and dependent while robbing you of your earnings
don't even try to defend the tobacco jew

>>126924848

Beverly Buer

>>126924240
hmm
>american toilet, drop some sheets of toilet paper to prevent splashing
>masks shit smell because water
>lower maintenance
or
>german toilet
>shit on the continental shelf
>scrub toilet clean after each use
>unsurprisingly bathroom smells like shit until you flush
but i guess if you wanted to be more environmentally friendly (i dont really care if I can see polar bears in 2030), you could get something to just wash your ass with water like the brits/asians do
but i don't know are you like a cat or something?

>>126924896
I can recommend turkish mothers. They make a good job. I never tip.

>>126924664
Bwg
>>126924719
Heirten

>>126924932
>he doesn't know about our glorious Dosenpfand

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>>126923444
Kek'd and checked

>>126923862
if you really want to see "men" dressed like fags, come to france

>>126922506
This. I've been living in Germanistan for close to 10 years now, hardly ever seen one of those poo-on-shelf contraptions. My house certainly doesn't have them.

>>126924989
Its where muh new waifu comes from.

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>>126924513
Nope russia and scandinavia has biggest breasts.

>>126924024
ah fucking army idiot ok

>>126922929
That looks like any normal street though, aren't streets suppose to look like that?

Are US streets filled with shit or what?

>>126923381
It's called a monkey puzzle tree. Some cunts just cut It to look like a pine tree

>>126925073
Naw ive seen it, machine gives ya money for recycling cans and bottles.

So your tell me a drunk degenerate will be raped getting drunk at night when i go visit

>>126922156
Mostly old Toilettes are like that moderns are mostly a mix of both ways

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I hate germans

>>126924710
did you start the museum thread yet? I want to see how cucked their museum is.

>>126924185

it's to stop the chinese tourist from breaking the toilet seat. Seriously, they come here to america and perch themselves on the seat and either break it or spray shit all over everything

>>126925335
The sky is blue

>>126925191
Well used to be a marine but I havent been in the military for a long time, and I wasnt ever stationed in europe.

>>126924240

toss it into the water

>>126925207
Us streets are pretty littered with stupid crap like wrappers and newspapers.

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>>126925375
It's grey in switzerland brother

>>126922308
Kinda like shitting in the street.

>>126925019
yea the turks are where you go to find all the loop holes in german laws, i paid a roach 5 euro and he unscrambled every sat channel, when i needed the new code, just another 5 euro

>>126923862
That's a tanned German.

>>126922542

my flat had one when I lived in germany

5 years of shitting on a shelf, and having to clean the streaks

>>126925207
just the shitholes like detroit

>>126925359
Yes, I'm starting with beautiful and then hit with the hell that is Leftism

>>126924371
NOICE FAKTS M8

>>126925191
ah, ok apologies jar head, i usually got nothing against the corps, the army.....

>>126925565

Looks more like a plate with a water hole to wash your hands when you're done eating shit.

How would it even work? You look at your shit then shove it down a small hole with your bare hands? And this is German engineering?

>>126920684
Camel crush bold on the shelves, no later than early 2015.>>126923819
I knew a guy who had the same hole and smoked cigars through it. Also had a mustard jar pipe that he'd put a joint in and smoke through his throathole. It was pretty cool.

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>>126925141
That being said, i will move to sorway or finland, mybie germany.

>>126921618
>>126922308
>>126922727

One of these literally saved the life of my aunt.

>>126923862
Europeans are lightyears behind the US in fashion sense.

Wew

>>126921799
lol i live 45 minutes from sf in silicon valley and marlboro reds are 9$ here after last months 2$ increase in tax, you must have bought them at the airport.

or maybe not. i know theres a tax in sf for cigarettes for the butts in the street. but it didn't solve anything. just politicians pocketing the money

>>126925730
The Army is trash except for their tankers and infantry. Marines are idiots but atleast theyre entertaining idiots who get shit done. Most Army are tryhard faggots.

>>126925810

Maybe stop eating raw food then Hans.

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>>126925777
Checked!

>>126924287
Says the Britfag.

>>126925376
Gaddafi did nothing wrong.

>>126920167
I googled this and thought I would find some weird public toilet thing like they had in ancient rome. Turns out it's just the toilet that I'm used to. Didn't even know that other countries didn't have it.

>>126925898
2 most common outfits: cammo cargo pants, and skinny jeans with hoodies.

Also man buns and ponytails. Man buns and pony tails everywhere.

>>126926049
hear ya, i got some good marine bros

>>126919604
Pretty sure it's for water conservation. They have those in small trailers so you don't burn through your water tank.

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>>126926061
No.

>>126925967
no I bought them right in downtown SF, but yes I paid 7 for them in San Jose

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>>126920621
12$ for a pack of camels and 14$ for B&H 25

>>126921618
yooooooo, what the fuck is that

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>>126926082
Shouldn't bottom be more red though?

>>126925586

I would have installed a regular toilet and then changed it back before I left. 5 fucking years

>>126925009
My bathroom has a vent with a hepafilter and a automatic window opener. My toilet is a +5cm model with a higher border and integrated flushsystem in the border and a softclose seat - water can't drip against your balls. No need for an ancient Bedé (thats what it's called). I mean - your toilets has no stonewalls. This means the shitsmell would stay in your wooden cabin for hours.

>>126925810

why because she detected some disease by inspecting her feces?

>>126919024
>Airport or train station.
Go to a village or something.

>>126923622
that must be in an aldi?

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>>126920290
>>126920484
>>126920526
I thought all cigarettes sold in countries in the developed world are cover with gore, how did America escape it?

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>>126926268
Aw yeah fuckin met wurst sandwiches....never thought raw pork and uncooked onions could be so good. Refrigerated meat is a meme

>>126926230
My wifes relative was french foreign legion. They seem alright too. One of the few military organizations we see eye to eye with.

French legion, korean rock marines, british royal commandos. All great guys.

>>126922156
>guys must sit to pee
germany most cucked nation confirmed

Holy shit I've had to use one of those toilets b4, one of the most uncomfortable experiences I've had to go through in my 4 day trip... here is the thing, when I take shits, sometimes I take massive shits, and when I'm done and have to wipe my ass, I literarily are inches away from touching my own shit, it's fucking uncomfortable as hell

>>126926534
Ja ik been in aldi

>>126926535
>how did America escape it?
Do you really need to ask? Just look at all the fucking lobbying they allow there

>>126919604
>poo shelves
They are used in hospitals to take shit samples
No idea why they were used in private homes though. I have a normal toilet.

>>126926535

because we have a right not to look at that disgusting shit, you can go on 4chan and see gore don't need to see it when I go for a pack of smokes and coffee

>>126926534
Those are lidl tiles m8

>>126920963
i've had toilet with a poo shelf in my old apartment and i liked it more than today's "standard" toilet. at least i could have taken a good look at my shit and sometimes it was really fun. imagine that. looking at your shit before its gone in toilets abyss

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>>126925335
luv u too senpai

>>126923381
thats a monkey tree, and its in bloom. we have those on the west coast here. also hold your iPhone with the volume buttons facing the ground and your pics will post normal. interesting thread dude.

>>126926535
Taking the Tobacco out of America is like trying to take the shekels out of Israel. Just not possible.

>>126924535
planting the seeds of islam

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>>126926703
>>126926789

>>126926506
Yup. She felt really bad and doctors couldn't figure out what was going on, thought something like salmonella/food poisoning or what ever. When she went on to one of these (they just had "modern" ones their house) she realized her shit was pretty dark - from some internal bleeding.

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>>126926082
Something like this

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>>126926665
Don't eat so much then you absolute untermensch!

>>126924251
a 5 star meal is a homemade keva's giba

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>>126922968

this is better bro

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>>126924513
>>126920857

they are all fat, so yes

>>126926799
Poo connoisseur right there, did you post them on your instagram too?

>>126927075
My sides

>not sniffing and inspecting your shit for signs of disease

>>126919024
I heard boxes of plastic silverware come attached to pictures of eviscerations on them.

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>>126926960

>>126919351
Saudi deserves a cobalt bomb

I want to make your land tainted with radiation so you become the children of atom

>>126926665
Typical fat american

>>126920857
a pack here (Georgia) costs like $5.40

>>126920526
At least you are in a low nigger zone. Barely any nigports on that shelf.

>>126924024
>tfw from Gelsenkirchen

M E E T U P
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>>126920423
What the actual fuck? Why? Just why?

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>>126925335
why :'c

>>126923862
That's a shitskin

>>126927496
because he is one

German toilets are a meme. Mine is of the "splash your ass if you don't put paper on the water" kind, like you have them in the US.

>>126919024
>been here few hours
>muzzies only during the night, daytime ok

>>126919024
Nice nails, lots of burger meat inside it

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This is the most fucked up toilet ever - DIXIE.

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>>126927118
no instagram back then mate. i wish i made photos of my best poos anyway. something like pic related

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>>126919024
At least Krauts get branding. New law here says we get green packaging for all fags.

>>126919351
We all hate you.

Come to Austria and enjoy freedoms you couldn't even dream of in the US, like unsurveilled internet.

only some old toiletts have that shelf

>>126919914
Orange Javanse is my favorite too!

Have a (((you)))

>>126927445
You guys dont see americans very often here huh?

I get LOTS of autistic stares and people sometimes follow me to listen to me talk.

Is it true that muzzies don't use toilet paper at all? They use their bare hands? This would be very disgusting.

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>>126926861

great post

>>126922806

I bet a nut that statistic is powered by non ethnic germans.

>>126925335
>Germans come to ski, travel, explore the mountains and spend their money in some way.
>I HAT YOU, REEEEE

>>126928061
You have to be understanding, only 50 years ago the only place you could see niggers in Europe was the zoo.

>>126927900
Kekels for shekels

>>126927445
Waifu says we could tomorrow. Where ya wanna chill at?

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>>126919024

Do you appreciate the german style ? They know what "class" mean in Germany.

>>126920690
can some autist make a graphic of a german refugee with a warning sticker?

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>>126927578
>nigger burger education
>>126927496
you're annoying
>>126927900
dont give a shit what niggers think of us

>>126928220
Come to Austria. We have mountains for skiing, too, but aren't pretentious German hating assholes. Plus everything is as cheap as in your country.

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>>126928061
maybe you are a funny guy to look at, also an Akzent is always interesting

>>126926535
>>126926723
Unlike Europe, Tobacco is GROWN in the US.

It's a major part of the economy. States like North Carolina rely on their tobacco farms.

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>>126927404
>>126927900
Here's a (you), newfags.

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>>126928372
>Here an austrian trying to Make come some people in his trash country.

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>>126928372
Yea, go to austria. They got the mountains we didn't give enough of a shit to take from them by force. 200 years ago. I mean this seriously. Go to austria you trash german speaking liberal filth

>>126928061
Its the Verfassungsschutz who knows about your activity on 4chan. Be ready to get your housedoor kicked in at 4:00 am.

>>126924185
just dont slip

>>126919295
Lol was gonna say the same thing.

At least clean that shit OP, you're confirming the sterotype.

>>126928061
Its because there arent any foreigners in Germany except sandniggers and a few poles

>>126927459

They are somewhere between India and the West.

>>126919604

> poo shelves

Man, I hate that fucking shelve! Sometimes after a good morning dump the flush isn't strong enough to remove it from the shelve and then it just sits there, smells awefully and I have to flush another two or three times until it's finally gone!

>>126920526
fuck thats cheap

>>126922308
You poor bastards.

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When I was a kid we went on holiday in France every year. Squat toilets were truly horrendous.

>>126919024
>tfw the pics actually worked with me
>stopped smoking cigarettes
>now smoke cigarillos.

Fucking well done goverment

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>>126928361

BERGJUDE GO HOME
FUCK PIECE OF SHIT SHITZERLAND
PIG DISGUSTING

>>126928666
Just buy loose tobacco. It's all most people here buy and like 3/4th of our population smokes. It makes it like 2CHF a pack or less.

>>126928711
>now smoke cigarillos.
what is the diffrence? No smoker here.

>>126928552
Hope they dont mind gettin it kicked back at em. Polizei are kinda fat and lazy here. Frankfurt they all got machineguns, here i gelsenkirche they just stand around without guns eating pretzels.

I'd just shout that im 1/8th cherokee and theyd probably just apologize for being racist and leave.

>>126925335
You cant resist the enrichment by german white trash migrants, its to late now

>>126926303
looks like he died of chemotherapy...

>>126927911
Bahahahahaha!! You actually believe that?

>>126924514
>DESIGNATED.webm
Should be UNDESIGNATED desu

>>126928616
Yeah, im beginning to realize most europeans havent actually met an american before.

>>126928691
Same here. I can still remember the smell.

>>126928549
I have gunz as well, nigger.
You'll just miss out on that sweet, sweet tourism money.

>>126928785
I dont smoke anymore i quit 6 months ago, but when i did i bought tobacco and rolled myself, pack of smokes in EU is way too much.

>>126928691

They have often turc toilet in poor place in France. Belgian love to come make camping in France and there are always on of this toilet in.
Besides t's the most healty toilet (your ass don't touch a toilet bowl where someone had put his ass in).

>>126928850
cigarillos are 100% rolled in tobaco, while cigarettes are tobaco in paper. Also cigarillos have no filter.

>>126928850
Cigars, cigarillos and pipes don't smell like burnt tires but rather pleasant.

>>126919470

They look sophisticated, masculine, and delicious.

>>126919024
>You can drink beer on the sidewalk
Cool. So Germany is trash and fine with public intoxication. Classy

>>126928850

they're like miniature cigars

>>126921086

Upstate Jew York reporting in. Marlb golds are just over $10 USD per pack at local gas stations

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>>126928748
Are you serious right now. Don't pretend you wouldn't sell your kidney, whore of a mother, half your liver, a lung, one of each limb, and both your non-existant balls to have been born swiss
>>126928920
eventually we will round you up and exterminate you. and it will be trivial to find you german filth because your accent is like sand paper grating on my eye balls
>>126929017
No you don't.
>>126929054
Wish your snus wasn't illegal for you to export lmao

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>>126928361
that was rude

>>126929183
oh no you dont, they breed so disgustingly fast that they cant be removed

>>126929144
Are your people such niggers they can't handle drinking in public without making assholes of them selves? This is rhetorical, I know the answer is Yes
>>126929235
Not meaning to bully. Just would appreciate it if you stayed in your own ruined country

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>>126928691
Squatting is a better and more natural way to poo.

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>>126922806
you just look from the wrong perspective. these images purpose is not to dissuade you from smoking, it's obvious. every smoker has in mind what cigs may do to his body, so.... what may be the purpose of the images on cig packs? lets think, lets think.... CHILDREN? yep, just maybe their purpose is to dissuade children from smoking. and its probably gonna work on few % of them.
my fav image in pic related. a hole in throat, isnt it great?