/pol/ humor thread

where's the humor

This fucking ISIS cum slut was in on it!!

>>126903431
Uh, did this actually happen or is it another twitter bait picture?

>>126903696
This made my mom laugh until she felt shame and then laughed again

>>126903789
are you retarded?

>>126903940
Not retarded, just drunk. What you're not is white, though.

>>126903431
I had a thought she might have been behind it. I mean comon, she didn't even die. she should've died if it was legit. killing children isn't going to stop her from making music, but killing her will. also, doesn't she hate white people?

>>126903886
>browsing /pol/ with mommy
That would make me uncomfortable not gonna lie

>>126903886
>memein' with mummy

>>126903886
Lost

>>126904020
I bet you are refreshing the page waiting to argue with a random stranger online. You're pathetic

>>126904738
I think you have narcissism problem, mate. I don't care about arguing with you, loser. Go outside and get some fresh air, autist. You're not relevant to me one way or another.

Name the Jew area grenade.

>>126905097
Mr. always replys cuz he needs attention xD

>>126904452
kek

>>126904738
Kind of the point of/pol/, nigger

>>126905268
The irony.

>>126905268
C'mon, this is getting pathetic. You're making all Americans look stupid, oh wait you're already stupid. Just reply to me and end this, I couldn't care less about you, cockroach.

>>126905203
Haven't see you guys in a bit. How's Nepal doing these days?

>>126905268
We get it, you are drunk too

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>>126904452

i hate this logic, it's the same shit with homophobic.

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>>126905490

>>126903696
cant be true

>>126904205
That's the patrician way to do it you pleb.

>browse /pol/ with mummy
>mummy wants a special hug for 20GBP
>CUM IN MUM
>U
>M
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>U
>M

>>126904020
Nice mentality.

>>126905790
never underestimate fags determination

>>126904452

Norway and Denmark, working together to save the Germanic tribe, while those useless joke "countries" fuck themselves over and makes it harder for everyone. God I hate Sweden.

Poor Denmark shares a border with Sweden AND Germany. :(

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>>126904738

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>>126907232
Fucking top kek

>>126907232
Is this his plan after all?
Him being responsible for every terror attack gets memed until no one would believe it if he would actually do something. Then Sam Hyde will start his killing spree.

>>126906829
I recognize that gay blowjob

>>126906829

I have been too Long on this site when you get deep memes like this one.

Luaghed heartily.

>>126903886
post her butthole fag

>>126903635
Based Frog.

>>126912075
This is just nice :)

>>126912075
THAT FUCKING PIG JUST RAPED HER ROOOOOOOOOOO

>>126912075
I came here to laugh not to feel.

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>>126903886
Is she a MILF?

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>>126903431

>>126913611
This isn't funny and I genuinely feel sorry for the guy. Infidelity is never funny. It's sad and confirms my beliefs that literally all women cheat.

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>>126912075

right in the feels

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>>126914043
I love to laugh at others peoples misfortune

>>126905203

Hey, Nepal! Hear the Hillary step is gone now. Guess that makes it easier for the millionaire Jews to reach the top, huh?

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>>126913270

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>>126905651
Guilty.

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>>126914211
Based Switzerland

>>126910588

>not noticing a weight loss of 100 lbs

Strangely I believe this.

>>126913129
That's a really good edit.

>>126913611
I laughed, but I still feel for the guy. He seems genuine

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>>126914404

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>>126903886
>He doesnt have his mom on the other computer shitposting on other boards, while hes on /pol/

>>126913611
BLEACHED.COM
That said, I feel bad for him.

>>126914211
based

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>>126915344
kek

>>126911205
TOP KEK

>>126915344
Kek

>>126903635
o fuck did i lose

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>>126915641

>>126907372
Oh...lost.

>>126916057
Just brutal every time I read it.

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>>126916057

>>126916057
23 right now but I already know that'll be me in 17 years.

>>126907232
Fucking Hell took me a minute

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>>126916263

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>>126916282


>>126916317
just pay hooker m8

>>126911205
Is that hwndu

>>126916521
story?

>>126911205
I don't understand

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>>126916670
Just a joke because so many cars get burned in Paris by niggers.

>>126913920
The autism is strong in this one

>>126913848
I find niggers on the most part hideous but that one is kinda cute.

>>126913270
Only 90s kids will get this.

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>>126916521

>>126916529
Hookers don't really count for virginity loss though. I really want to see one but it just seems morally wrong to me. I doubt they'd actually want to have sex with me and I'd probably be contributing to their mental anguish. Plus probably every escort has herpes and HPV. Getting those would be embarrassing.

>>126913920
post the other pajeets you have, i know you have more

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>>126916629
Yeah, and that was a cop car to the left with one watching and laughing as they did it. There was audio for the setup of the scene, but I didn't make a webm with sound. It was one of my fav parts, next to the return of jihad jesus.

>>126914275
This is what the average American /pol/ user looks like.

>>126913129
Why does the burka have a force field around her

>>126916317
23yo virgin here too, i'll race ya

>>126914275
can someone explain to me why they are doing the Nazi salute? surely they realize a good portion of them would be removed?

>>126916879
I don't know what to tell you,I would recomend you to try and go out more and meet new people,go clubing talk to some girls if your fat go to the gym,I remeber 3 years ago when I was fat I would go to the gym to run on a treadmill I met all the girls in that gym and and when I got fit one of them threw her self at me and sometimes I cheat my current gf with her when my gf pisses me the fuck off.

>>126916760
It's from late night crew of hwndu. Was jackie 4chan being beheaded by, iirc, happy merchant infront of cops.

>>126903696
Fucking niggers alway doing faggot stuff

>>126917394
(((Islamophobic harassment)))

>>126916317
>Has 17 years to fix the problem
>already giving up
Well you kinda deserve it acting like that

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>>126916915
actually I don't sorry

>>126914211
kek

>>126907229
Fuck you! I am almost a wizard

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My absolute favorite.

>>126916317
Just lift and be confident. You will get there.

>>126917705
It would be cuckolding at this point though. By now almost all girls my age have fucked at least 5 guys. I fucked up when I was younger and now there's no fixing it.

>>126915321
That's fantastic

>>126917394
she's already ticking before explosion

>>126917394
>>126918102

Bombs actually don't tick anymore, but they do vibrate, which is something security people look for. This actually makes the image even more accurate.

>>126907163
Oresundsbroen should be blown the fuck up and a 60 meter tall concrete wall should be erected at the g*rman border

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>>126903696

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>>126915873
>filename

>>126912316
>her
what the fuck

>>126916879
Go to Tijuana. Guranteed STD free hookers for under 100$ get your choice of the litter

>>126914620
kek

>>126918028
Thats bs excuses you say to yourself get /fit/ get confident and go get someone to put around your dick
You are just looking to stop being labeled as a virgin you dont need a wife
Or you could become a mormon and find a virgin wife and pretend that you saved yourself up until this moment but thats up to you

>>126918213
why do they vibrate?

>>126917813
when the boss has 2 phases

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>>126918338
>>126918541

>>126903886
momposting is a whole new level of shitposting that I've never considered before

>>126906829
Oh God I'm fucking dying lmao

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>>126916057
The worst part? He supports antifa

>>126914275
I am seeing a middle eastern,a chicano and two asians. Pol irl

>>126915465
We need to meme that site into existence.

she the Goddess of isis shes there William Shakespeare

>>126918659
[mechanisms intensify]

>>126916879
Spoiler alert: nothing changes after penetration

>>126913611
/r/bakchodi

>>126913763
no fucking way is this real?

>>126918699
>>126903886
I believe on the iceberg meme that fits under the category "irredeemable"

>>126911205
My favorite part is the cop car right behind them >>126911492

>>126915321
deep shit right there

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>>126919171
Always good

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>>126919171
Fucking lost to this one, I had a good run though

>>126916877
KEK

>>126907232
How does he keep getting away with?

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>>126916736
Sorry, what?

>>126919120
Yep, the used the screen cap without checking the content. It was from the night of the french presidential election.
/pol/ got attention because of the Macron email leak.

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>>126916846
this, that's kyut macaco

>>126918659
Actually I just realized I heard that from Fight Club and don't have a single source to back up my claim. I'd take it with a heft grain of salt.

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>>126903696

>>126903431

you can't hide your bad humor over the vpn Hanz

>>126916879
thought that was and occasionally still do, I fucked a hooker when I was 19 (or was it 18) because I wanted to get it over with.
Wew lad what a waste of money and time. Yeah you cum but you can cum with your hand.

>>126918262
this is very well explained

>>126917467
Learn about Hitler and the nat soc party, and you will learn why you are wrong.

>>126916263
this was extremely well phonetically written for a german accent

>>126916317
Ok faggot go take some martial arts because you'll gain the shit you need to be more attractive visually and personality wise cause they'll fix you up.

>>126916317
You must be pretty disgusting cause even as an aspie I've been with numerous women. Honestly you don't even have to learn the social game, just learn how to dress yourself properly, lose/gain some weight so you look healthy and get a proper haircut. You're not gonna get a woman overnight but as long as you keep going out with friends you're bound to be hit on/noticed if you do those few things I suggested. From there you just keep talking to the woman and take her home one night, simple, they'll almost always say yes. Don't forget how fucking degenerate women of today are.

>>126917895
That is... shockingly accurate.

>>126916317
Stop acting like such a "gentleman" and act like a man attracted to a woman. Girls roll their eyes at guys that excuse their sniveling cowardice for chivalry.

Women want to be treated like princesses, and then like queens -- but they want a KING to treat them that way. Stop stomping on your own micropenis in hopes a girl will mistake her pity for attraction, and start lifting and banting.

>>126910588
>>126914765
100lbs caried by 6 ppl

>>126915415
The perfect gentleman by feminist standards.

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>>126919755
(((Ghidorah)))

>>126914404
well duh, you're a serb, heartless turk-like cruelty has been inbred into you

>>126903886
capped for being cringy and cress at the same time

>>126919528

If you watch the video it scrolls from that post down to the front page, so it's an edited image. Someone absolutely did it on purpose.

>>126913611
There's a few Indians that I know where it wouldn't surprise me if they're being cucked. They've been arranged to girls out of their league in looks and intelligence.

>>126914755

Lost

>>126919970
I'm not ugly. Average weight. I just don't have any friends and don't go out.

>>126919016
The irony is that the top pic looks more like a girl then the second and third pics, which looks like a tryhard tranny.

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>>126915641
Based as fuck, bless him.

>>126917895
oh fugg :(

>>126907232
Fucking Sayim Haeed

>>126919755
KNEW IT

>>126911205

miss the old /pol/

>>126916209
>"I can't start the motorcycle with you standing that close"
>rides off into the night
Fucking top kek

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>>126918213
>>126919614
/pol/ in a nutshell

>>126917895
We are stuck here forever

>>126920328
Well thats step one innit? Find a local bar with people in your age group and start going regularly, as long as you don't wallflower yourself it's a surefire way to make at least a few friends, and then you can go from there. Don't worry about the social anxiety, thats what the booze is for.

>>126916736
>>126916736
That is a revolting image. Into the gas chambers with all these mutts.

>>126915321
best one itt

>>126915321
This one is great. Based old people

>>126919583
Pepe?

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>>126903886

>>126920770
>Japanese girls trying to touch his hair
>waives a knife around
kek

>>126920121
Turks and Balkanites don't look nothing like each other only Greeks and Western Turks look alike because they are all Greek.The only Balkanites who inter mixed with Turks were Muslim Greeks,Bulgarians,Albanians and Serbs while it was illegal to marry a Christian if you were Muslim and if a Muslim did rape a Christian girl he would've had to marry her,but in reallity Serbs don't really give a fuck about Turks nowadays since a shit ton of Turks come to Serbia find where their ancestor once lived.

>>126920770
if he wants to kill one of them make sure to kidnap and drag out into international waters on a boat so you dont get fucked by being a foreigner in the laws

>>126919120
Very real

>>126920770
pure Finnish autism
love it

>>126913129
i need to see the original.

>>126918408
That is one salty Bosnian

>>126905490
Itt children

>>126920770
>Being so gay that you wave a knife around instead of your dick

>>126915977
>"I let my wife sleep with a more attractive and masculine man! How could something like this happen?!"
Good, I hope more bulls ruin cuck relationships and they don't pass on their shitty genes

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Don't mind me... just being indifferent to the carnage caused by other Muslims.

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>>126918695

>walk into son's room
>see him getting BLACKED while wearing a wig and a stuffed bra
What do?

>>126914620
Fuck i lost

>>126913611
Women are fake lying cunts everywhere, apparently.
This guy's English is pretty good, though.

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>>126921403

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>>126914875
God, I love my city. Now if we could only do something about the abundance of nogs in the area.

>>126917895
...Fuck

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just some gator bait

>>126918028
WOW 5 guys?!? That's a LOT for a sexually active person at the age of 23!

>>126904452
someone with more skill than me should make a version of this but with leftists etc.

>>126916799
ayy lmao
It looks like he's a cadet as well.

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>>126921874

>>126918976
vibrating mechanism? come on i don't know shit about bombs but even I know there are no moving parts until there are very fast moving parts

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>>126921764
not /pol/ related but I always kek at this one

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>>126921900
people fuck too much
sex is overrated anyway
love is almost nonexistent
drugs don't work
only hate remains

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>>126913611
Honor killing pajeet, it's the only way

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>>126913763
this is the funniest thing I've ever seen

>>126921958
Fuckin' keked.

>>126918237
Agree

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not very /pol/, but presents multicultural society with some hate

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>>126914404
Its shit like this that got Sodom and Gommorah burned off the face of the earth.

We need a new biblical cleansing.

>>126915321
I don't get it

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>>126922159

>>126919528
It's asking the French media to publish this then the French media published it. You think it was an accident?

>>126910588

That's gonna generate one very vengeful Pocong.

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>>126922440
yeah, we do

>>126919016
>surely what /pol/ has been saying about moving onto animals after transniggers won't happen
>surely this is a fake image
>it's real
I dunno guys, is it game over already or

>>126913611
Mučenik...

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>>126922534

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>>126922532
Does this help you ring any bells??

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>>126922647
well, you cannot really make other leafs be normal, but the best thing you can do is be normal yourself and set an example

>>126919171
shit nigga, did kek mean for us to ally with the shitskins to remove jews and degenerates, effectively becoming the new jews?

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This one gets me everytime

>>126921900
Enjoy the roasties you'll inevitably wind up marrying.

>>126907163
Tfw you like Norway more than sweden
Tfw Norwegians likes me more than the swedes do

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>>126903886
I only shitposted with a friend once, teach me sensei

>>126922647
The best part is that story happend in Toronto

>>126919325
did this happen?

>>126904205
you are an absolute newfag if you don't share the /pol/ experience with your mother

>>126922766
post that faceapp version

>>126915415
>not giving a nervous question-filled speech before sex
anon was completely in the right here, i dont know how any woman could resist that kind of wordplay.

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the day op tried to come back from japan

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>>126922714

>>126922766
Thought that was the case too, but doesn't account for the 2nd frame of old people.

>>126922951
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acoustic_Kitty

>>126919755
>126919755
>birth name: Gojira
kek

>>126904205
>his mom doesnt browse /pol/
JUST

>>126915641
Interesting, first thing she describes him with is "great job". That guy dodged a bullet.

>>126923086
>not saying that is a mannequin for an art project

>>126903635
kek. that frog must have spent some time down unda

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>>126903886
You're good man.

>>126919835
did he died?

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>>126923119
this is the second frame

>>126919497
no

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>>126923119
Jesus Christ.

>>126922638
Can someone replicate this?

>>126905651
Well yeah. And not just the smooth sleek silly ones either.

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>>126923361
His soul was removed from his body.