How many of you are actual believing christians instead of LARPers?

>>126896992
I'm a Jew.

>>126896992
i laarp occasionally, dont believe a single word the bible says

>>126896992
Everyone here is a christian, those who aren't are just faggot larpers who come to /pol/ everyday and shitpost blacked threads 24/7

>>126896992
Genuine Protestant here. The real larpers are pagans

>>126896992
/pol/ is a christian board, anyone who claims otherwise is a literal shitskin or r/4chan/ tourist.

>>126896992
If you are a christian, leave this board now. You are fucking delusional, and your are no longer qualified to debate important issues.

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>>126896992
the only religious larpers are Catholics and pagans

>>126896992
I listened to mass on the radio at work this morning

I believe in Logos and Lobsters, if you're still following it as a pathological ideology you need to sort yourself out

>>126896992
I sincerely believe in Christianity >>126897462

We don't fuck around OP. Jesus or bust.

>>126897308
3. Luther and Melanchthon Suppress Swiss and Anabaptist Books

"When the controversy on the Lord's Supper was started at Wittenberg, the utmost precautions were taken to suppress the writings of the Swiss Reformed theologians and of the German preachers who shared the latter's views. At the instigation of Luther and Melanchthon there was issued, in 1528, by the Elector John of Saxony, an edict to the following effect:

" 'Books and pamphlets (of the Anabaptists, Sacramentarians, etc.) must not be allowed to be bought or sold or read . . . also those who are aware of such breaches of the orders laid down herein, and do not give information, shall be punished by loss of life and property.'" (111;v.14:232-3/65)

"Melanchthon demanded in the most severe and comprehensive manner the censure and suppression of all books that were hindering to Lutheran teaching (66). The writings of Zwingli and the Zwinglians were placed formally on the Index at Wittenberg." (111;v.14:504)
4. Protestant Universities

"Moreover, antagonism had also grown up among the Protestant universities, and one reproached the other with being the fosterer and begetter of false doctrine . . . Wittenberg itself, but lately regarded as the birthplace of a new revelation and of the newly awakened Church of Christ, in 1567 was declared to be a 'stinking cesspool of the devil.'" (111;v.14:231-2)

Been larping as a Catholic for a while, going to mass and talking to priests. I'm considering converting seriously because I know it would be good for my family.

Don't think I really believe though. I believe in god but I have my doubts about any afterlife or the mysticism of the church (magic beads, magic bread, etc)

>>126897770
what is the point of this post?

>>126897889
>I believe in god but I have my doubts about any afterlife or the mysticism of the church (magic beads, magic bread, etc)
good, because that stuff is bullshit
nowhere i n the bible does it mention magic bread or beads allowing to go to heaven, the entire catholic church is a scam

Ardent Catholic.

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>>126897462

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>>126898098
Ardent Roleplayer.

>>126896992
Im a christian who larp as an atheist. I love making christcucks cry. Their faith needs to be tested.

>>126898193
>moralfag
dude renounced a vow he made to God.

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Here, OP lemme help you out.

I'm a convicted pedophile.

Jesus loves me.

Anyone disagree?

>>126897436
>being this new
HAHAHA naw, we're staying. Deal with it sucka.

>>126898490
The only vow you make with God is the vow to believe in his only begotten son who died for our sins.

>>126898375
Do you set your fedora on top of a shower cap so it doesn't actually touch you?

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>>126897889
>having doubts about afterlife and mysticism
how to spot an actual LARPer with no actual faith

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYUZRfGIW8M

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>>126898011
>the entire catholic church is a scam
repent heretic

>>126898620
didn't even read your picture because it's all catholic hogwash

the bottom line is the catholic church doesn't follow the bible and doesn't even believe Jesus died for our sins (!), and believe he only died for original sin, which is false doctrine and against the entire point of Jesus in the first place.

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>>126896992
>actual christians posting on /pol/

Most of them are just here to troll but the retards who actually believe this nonsense are so stupid that they can't even follow their own holy book. This place is degenerate and you christcucks could be doing better things with your time.

>>126898580
I channel its hatness into fedory goodness

>>126898529
Jesus loves you but too bad the kids dont feel the same way.

>>126898011

>Truly, truly, I say to you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you.

>Whoever feeds on my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise him up on the last day.

>>126898577
Which Catholics don't honor? You deride the Eucharist, the Communion of Saints, and Iconography, despite these being firmly rooted in the history of the Church since its onset.

If Martin Luther was an honest man, he would have went about his stupid reformation without crafting a convenient exception to accommodate his fucking lust. He didn't though, because he wasn't honest. And he was wrong anyway.

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>>126898834
If you don't want to see Christians you could always just go back to r/Atheism

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>>126898826
>early christians are catholic hogwash
willfully blinding yourself won't be an excuse on the day of your judgement, leaf-san

>the bottom line is the catholic church doesn't follow the bible
incredible how this shitty meme aimed at illiterate peasants in the 16th century still has a hold on some people
>original sin, which is false doctrine and against the entire point of Jesus in the first place.
ahahahahahah oh look, another special snowflake that borrows some theology from the ortholarpers on /pol/, doesn't surprise me one bit

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>>126898011

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>>126897265
This

>>126899031
>>126899135
>John 4:14
>but whoever drinks the water I give them will never thirst. Indeed, the water I give them will become in them a spring of water welling up to eternal life.

Same metaphor, different liquid. It's a metaphor.

Baptists still practice communion btw, but we just don't believe that eating a stale cracker and some grape juice makes it so you can go to heaven.

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>>126898834
Better with the text on it. Can't find me file atm.

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>>126896992
me

dont belong to any church i just believe in jesus and the bible

im a flat earther and pre trib

>>126896992
Atheist, longing to embrace absence till the day I die.

>>126899036
>You deride the Eucharist, the Communion of Saints, and Iconography, despite these being firmly rooted in the history of the Church since its onset.

None of this is found in the bible.
>If Martin Luther was an honest man, he would have went about his stupid reformation without crafting a convenient exception to accommodate his fucking lust.
I'm not a Protestant, I'm a Baptist. What Martin Luther did doesn't exactly concern me.

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>>126899363
informedchristians.com

>>126899259
>Metaphor
uh, what did the lance release?

>>126899421
>4000 year old poetry should be taken as literal scientific fact
Go back to ICR

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>>126899085
>>early christians are catholic hogwash
>these guys are really old so they can't be wrong!!!

have you read romans? or any other new testament book addressing particular early christian communities? being an early christian doesn't mean you're infaillable.


>uh, what did the lance release?
what?

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>>126899259
the greek word used to say "unless you eat..." strictly means "CHEW". It's not a metaphor at all.
>we just don't believe that eating a stale cracker and some grape juice makes it so you can go to heaven.
eating those won't make you go to heave indeed, because unless you have apostolic succession there's no transubstantiation taking place. Your doctrine is a result of falling away and separating from the Body of Christ.
Anyway who cares? Your loss. There's no excuse for this amount of ignorance in the age of internet and globalized information. You reap what you sow.

>>126896992
I actually, unironically believe Christ Jesus is my Lord and Savior, btw he's also your Lord, whether or not you accept it.

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>>126896992
Atheist. I was a Christian when I was young, of course. I hate Muslims and if I had to pick which religion humanity should follow, I'll pick Christianity without a doubt. However I just don't believe in a higher power. I do love Christian aesthetics though. And I love its history.

>>126897905
Protestantism is a scam

>>126898545
bonsoir rebbit

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>>126898834
sodomite detected

Me

>>126899563
>John 4:14
>but whoever drinks the water I give them will never thirst. Indeed, the water I give them will become in them a spring of water welling up to eternal life.
>unless you have apostolic succession
no such thing

>>126899523
whats your problem with taking it literally :)

is it because you cant imagine this?

>>126899259

I wouldn't take some baptist preachers word over Christ's, It's laid out pretty clearly in scripture

>>126899085

Who is us ?

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>>126899554
>early christians are wrong
>but I'm right, despite the fact sola sciptura didn't exist until Luther started spouting bullshit under demonic influence
>strawmanning me and implying I think early christians are infallible
>implying early christians could be wrong about something so fundamental and generic about the faith
>american retards actually believe this stuff is hight theology and not just the basics, and they unironically think an early christian disciple of the apostles could get something like that wrong

There is no limit to human foolishness, is there?

>>126899792
>keeps repeating refuted argument as if nothing happened
you are just reading into that passage to fit your own preconceived notions. Nothing in it shows the doctrine of the real presence to be wrong. On the contrary, the language used in the Bible ("CHEW") literally proves the idea he is being metaphorical wrong (together with a lot of other points that I am not going to bother repeating like the fact a lot of people understood it immediately as literal and he didn't correct them).

>>126899798
It's not a scientific document, it's a religious poem and very little from it should be taken in any literal sense

>>126900074
the apostles of course

>>126896992
I converted after LARPing.

Believer.

But seriously, are there any pagans or wiccans who actually believe and aren't larping? Not just on pol, anywhere?

>>126896992
I'm a legitimate Christian.

>>126899958
quote where from the bible in john jesus says it obvious to rile up the jews.

>58This is that bread which came down from heaven: not as your fathers did eat manna, and are dead: he that eateth of this bread shall live for ever.

59These things said he in the synagogue, as he taught in Capernaum.

Many Disciples Turn Away

(Matthew 8:18-22; Luke 9:57-62; Luke 14:25-33)

60Many therefore of his disciples, when they had heard this, said, This is an hard saying; who can hear it? 61When Jesus knew in himself that his disciples murmured at it, he said unto them, Doth this offend you? 62What and if ye shall see the Son of man ascend up where he was before? 63It is the spirit that quickeneth; the flesh profiteth nothing: the words that I speak unto you, they are spirit, and they are life. 64But there are some of you that believe not. For Jesus knew from the beginning who they were that believed not, and who should betray him. 65And he said, Therefore said I unto you, that no man can come unto me, except it were given unto him of my Father.


>63It is the spirit that quickeneth; the flesh profiteth nothing: the words that I speak unto you, they are spirit, and they are life.


the flesh profiteth nothing


but go ahead go eat jesus flesh

>>126896992
Me, maybe your nation should believe? Don't forget evil god always beat no god.

>>126899958
>I wouldn't take some baptist preachers word over Christ's
It's not his word, it's The Word, aka the bible.

>It's laid out pretty clearly in scripture
What is? That you have to drink grape juice as a sacrament to go to heaven? Then explain this passage FROM SCRIPTURE:


>Jesus answered and said unto her, If thou knewest the gift of God, and who it is that saith to thee, Give me to drink; thou wouldest have asked of him, and he would have given thee living water.

>11 The woman saith unto him, Sir, thou hast nothing to draw with, and the well is deep: from whence then hast thou that living water?

>12 Art thou greater than our father Jacob, which gave us the well, and drank thereof himself, and his children, and his cattle?

>13 Jesus answered and said unto her, Whosoever drinketh of this water shall thirst again:

>14 But whosoever drinketh of the water that I shall give him shall never thirst; but the water that I shall give him shall be in him a well of water springing up into everlasting life.

If you're still confused.


>>126900174
>>but I'm right, despite the fact sola sciptura didn't exist until Luther started spouting bullshit under demonic influence
This is not true. Baptists predate Catholics and Protestants, and coincidentally, they preached "Sola Scriptura" and "Sola Fide" because they understand the importance of Jesus dying on the cross, which catholics don't.

>>american retards actually believe this stuff is hight theology and not just the basics, and they unironically think an early christian disciple of the apostles could get something like that wrong
Are you aware that the Apostles themselves were wrong on many occasions concerning faith? Let alone disciples of these Apostles? You would know this if you read the bible.

>the language used in the Bible ("CHEW") literally proves the idea he is being metaphorical wrong
No. Metaphors often use words not literally, look it up.

>>126896992
I sit next to a real Christian at work. Does that account for anything?

>>126896992
Not a Christian, but if my neighbors are to be religious I know what religions I prefer.

I have no favorite sky wizard.

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>>126900676
>This is not true. Baptists predate Catholics and Protestants
thank you for the laughs anon, when somebody unironically believes this it always cracks me up
> they preached "Sola Scriptura" and "Sola Fide"
none of that happened
> they understand the importance of Jesus dying on the cross, which catholics don't.
it's the other way around. Baptists like all protestants got their theology about the significance of the cross from us, they just warped it a bit to fit their heresies.

>Are you aware that the Apostles themselves were wrong on many occasions concerning faith? Let alone disciples of these Apostles? You would know this if you read the bible.
They weren't, or rather all the teachings they passed down to use were protected from the Holy Spirit so they are the only teachings we actually trust. The Bible being part of it, but useless without the interpretation of it passed down orally and actively in the Sacred Tradition of the Church. Paul corrected Peter because he wasn't enforcing with enough strength in practice what he preached, not because he preached wrong

>No. Metaphors often use words not literally, look it up.
Are you literally retarded? You use certain words to imply that something is a metaphor and other words to imply it isn't. Words always carry some significance and certain use with them. Using the word that strictly means "chew" is a clear indication that the eating is literal

Hello
T. Lutheran Missouri synod

I hate Jews. I could pretend it's about killing Jesus. Would that count?

>>126900676
The Bible is not "the Word". That's heresy.

The Word is God himself.

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Most so called christians are larpers. They go to church or whatever because of social pressure, but often don't believe shit or are at least suspicious. They are the "I know it's bullshit but it's necessary for society" kind of christian. And in fact whenever you try to discredit religion here in /pol/ many of them will come up with that exact argument, that no matter whether it's bullshit or not it is allegedly necessary for society's morals to function, or some similar horseshit like that.

The whole attitude of "we must preserve comfortable lies because truth is too much to bear with" is the complete opposite of what the "red pill" is suposed to be. It's the most fucking strict definition of the blue pill.

Also the fact that there aren't as many christians as the propaganda says. The typical bullshit total number of "christians" (2.2 billion?) is actually just people that received baptism, which like 90% of cases are just babies whose parents take them to baptism, again, because of social pressure. Here's your red pill for the day.

>>126896992
I do (catholic), I know it sounds corny but I love Jesus Christ. Even if you put the Son of God stuff aside, I think he is one of the few people in mankind history (well that we know of oc) whose morality still stands today. It is hard to find something to hold against him. The only bad thing he did was to break shabbat, but even that was to push the sellers away from the temple.
I am actually going to do my confirmation in the following year (the third sacrement) because of a renewed faith in his teachings (I come a long way when it come to philosophy, but reading Camus somehow give me faith in Jesus).
But I do admit that i'am not agreeing with every decision the Church takes and you can't really tell when i argue on this board that i'm catholic, because only facts matter when you argue, not what lies into your heart

>>126899798
turning water too wine , splitting oceans resurreection etc. yeah nah

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>>126901504
>all this strawmanning and projection
great (((redpills))) anon

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>>126901375
a logical conclusion, but you're still wrong
i believed this for a while too but it doesn't really matter all that much desu
>>126901161
>thank you for the laughs anon, when somebody unironically believes this it always cracks me up
epic argument, orthodox reject the authority of the pope but they're not protestants right? it's a meaningless term. Baptists aren't protestants because Baptist theology has existed alongside Catholic theology. Are you aware that Luther wasn't the first person with those ideas to try and reform the Church? He was just the first "successful" one. The fact that the Church excommunicated Luther thinking it would have any effects on his teachings speaks words on how they treated reformers that came before him.
>it's the other way around. Baptists like all protestants got their theology about the significance of the cross from us, they just warped it a bit to fit their heresies.
I won't talk about Protestant, because I'm not a Protestant. But in general, protestants believe that Jesus died for our sins, Catholics don't.


>And non-apostolic church that subscribes to the doctrines of Sola Scriptura and salvation by faith alone would be described as protestant?
Contemporarily, yes it would be defined as Protestant, however historically it would be described as Baptist, because Baptists didn't "protest" anything. Understand yet?

>Using the word that strictly means "chew" is a clear indication that the eating is literal
So you should just chew it right? Not swallow it if it's literal? Why don't you follow this then?

Jesus spoke in metaphors, parables and similes, and like many others, this is one of them.

>>126901375
Matthew 24:35
Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away.

>>126897028
okay, get in the oven

>>126902380
Make me.

Fascism involves power, not just nationalism.

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>>126902027
>epic argument, orthodox reject the authority of the pope but they're not protestants right?
The accept the authority of the Pope, they just reject part of the authority. The also accept Sacred Tradition and Apostolic Succession. Very weak argument anon.
> it's a meaningless term
It isn't
>Baptists aren't protestants because Baptist theology has existed alongside Catholic theology
Of course it has. Baptists were catholics until like all protestants they decided to pervert sound doctrine and become heretics.
> Are you aware that Luther wasn't the first person with those ideas to try and reform the Church?
You mean deform the Church. Of course, but apart from rejecting the spiritual authority of the Church those people had theologically nothing in common nor any actual connection with baptists or other current meme denominations.
>He was just the first "successful" one
He wasn't successful. He wanted to be a Pope himself. He hated anabaptists and all other protestant denominations. The only one that had success in all of this was satan.
>The fact that the Church excommunicated Luther thinking it would have any effects on his teachings speaks words on how they treated reformers that came before him.
Nice strawman. He was excommunicated because he was a heretic and an enemy of Christ.
>I won't talk about Protestant, because I'm not a Protestant. But in general, protestants believe that Jesus died for our sins, Catholics don't.
It if walks like a duck, looks like a duck....you're a protestant m8, whether you like it or not. You are just protesting the body of Christ, that's all.
>t, however historically it would be described as Baptist, because Baptists didn't "protest" anything. Understand yet?
Historically there's no such thing as a baptist. Understand?

>>126897889
the catholic church was destroyed with Vatican II. Be a protestant or sedevacantist. There's less (((free masonry))) in their churches usually, but they still subscribe to the "Jesus was a nice guy" doctrine

>>126902027
>>126902085

"The Word" = logos. Logos being the ultimate divine truth prior to Being, that being god himself.

Not that a proddie would know anything about linguistics or Greek philosophy

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>>126902027
>So you should just chew it right? Not swallow it if it's literal? Why don't you follow this then?
can't you see the demonic influence in your reasoning? You only chew things that you will later swallow. When Jesus spoke these words chewing-gums hadn't been invented yet

>Jesus spoke in metaphors, parables and similes, and like many others, this is one of them.
>this is one of them
Wrong. People understood it literally, and Christ didn't correct them. Are you saying that Christ would stand in front of a lie and not speak the truth? Shame on you heretic.

>protestants believe that Jesus died for our sins, Catholics don't.
Of course Catholics believe that, we simply don't use it as an excuse for not sharing Christ's suffering, thus crucifying him over and over like protties do.

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>>126896992
>still thinking christianity is about believing in a fucking old man in the skies that watches you fapping

sort your fucking self out mate

>>126902965
?
Explain to me what it is then.

>>126896992
To be a Christian you have to believe.

>>126902631
>cucklics actually defend themselves

lmao I have literally never met a catholic who wasn't an absolute piece of shit. Sorry Luther shoahed your church, wop.

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>>126902965
God doesn't watch you fapping, he simply knows that you do. He doesn't have eyes and a brain and limits like humans do. He doesn't have a focus where he stares at every single thing including you fapping. Get these plebbit kindergarden arguments out of here. The fact that you like Peterson just gives me more proof that his followers are complete retards

>>126902877
call someone a heretic about minor issues break 3 of the 10 commandments from god..... cathocucks

Shroom

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>>126896992
Accusing people who LARP the least of LARPing has become the biggest meme on /pol/

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>>126903168
>asking us to subscribe to your personal view of who's a piece of shit and who isn't for literally no reason and without any evidence
>anecdotal evidence
***I have literally never met an american who wasn't an absolute piece of shit
ftfy famalamdingdong, you probably should just move

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>>126903168
>Sorry Luther shoahed your church, wop.
Literally the biggest Church with the most members in the whole world. I am not sure you understand what shoahed means, my different-educated inhabitant of the american continent

>>126896992
>tfw Atheist but want to DEUS VULT

>>126896992
I am, that's not to say I am particularly happy about it.

Being Christian in 2017 is a constant trail I swear.

>>126897770
Do you realize what the anabaptists are? They were basically communist and abolished private property and tortured munster. They believed some wacky shit anon

>>126903358
Protestants worship a book, which was written by men (good men, saints), compiled by men (Catholic Church fathers), and later translates into other languages by men. KJV in particular is a terribly inaccurate translation because Germanic languages like English are terrible at expressing Greek and Semitic concepts, much less 600 years ago when there was less education regarding linguistics.

You worship this book, which is not yours to begin with, and imagine that it gives you the authority to reject all authority because you can read it yourself. Pathetic.

>>126902965
sort yourself out

> old man in the sky
Lucky us because Christians don't believe that, just sub 70 IQ atheists

>>126901364
good enough, Be sure to hate them after the next world war

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>>126902631
>The accept the authority of the Pope, they just reject part of the authority. The also accept Sacred Tradition and Apostolic Succession. Very weak argument anon.
The only thing any Protestants have in common with eachother is rejecting the Authority of the Pope.
>Of course it has. Baptists were catholics until like all protestants they decided to pervert sound doctrine and become heretics.
Yeah baptists were """catholics""" because there wasn't any other choice.
>He wasn't successful. He wanted to be a Pope himself. He hated anabaptists and all other protestant denominations. The only one that had success in all of this was satan.
The intentions of Luther don't concern me, because again, my ideas predate Luther.

>It if walks like a duck, looks like a duck
Doctrinally Baptists are not Protestants.
Practically Baptists are not protestants.

>Historically there's no such thing as a baptist.
Are you just playing dumb? Of course there is. Baptists make no effort to trace a historical succession back to the age of the Apesties. Their only claim is that at every age in church history there have been groups that have held to the same doctrines that Baptists hold today. These groups may or may not have been connected and they have been known by various names. There were the Montanists (150 A.D.), the Novatians (240 A.D.), Donatists (305 A.D.), Albigenses (1022 A.D.), Waldensians (1170 A.D.), and the name Anabaptists came into prominence just before the time of the Protestant Reformation. Full historical data immediately refutes the view that there was only one religious group -- the Roman Catholic church -until the time of Martin Luther. Anyone who claims this simply has not done his homework.

>>126897265
>Everyone here is a christian
hahahahahaha

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>>126897436

>>126896992

I larp as a Christian because it's funny.

>>126902921
>can't you see the demonic influence in your reasoning? You only chew things that you will later swallow. When Jesus spoke these words chewing-gums hadn't been invented yet
nice strawman, for the record chewing-gums did exist in jesus time

>Are you saying that Christ would stand in front of a lie and not speak the truth?
never happened

>Of course Catholics believe that
No they don't. What part of died for OUR sins don't you understand? That's all of them, there's no statute of limitations on for when him dying for our sins is valid or not. He died for Adam's sin, and he died for your sins too.

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>>126903793
>The only thing any Protestants have in common with eachother is rejecting the Authority of the Pope.
that's wrong, and rejecting the authority of the Pope isn't your only separation from traditional christianity, there's a lot more.
>Yeah baptists were """catholics""" because there wasn't any other choice.
Says who? Proofs? There's literally no evidence for that, all the people who opposed the Church are historically known and none of them had anything to do with baptism
>The intentions of Luther don't concern me, because again, my ideas predate Luther.
They don't though, sorry to burst your bubble m8
>baptists are not protestants
they literally are though, you can blind yourself and play deaf as much as you want, but that will not count on ignorance to you when Christ judges you.
>montanists
>novatians
>donatists
>albigenses
>waldensias
who have literally nothing to do with baptism apart from turning their back on Christ. Your denomination was born in the 1700s. Study some history m8. If you want to argue that "the earliest heresy is the correct one" then you should be a gnostic, or a messianic jew; they were the first people to oppose the Church. At least be coherent with your memes.
>Full historical data immediately refutes the view that there was only one religious group -- the Roman Catholic church -until the time of Martin Luther. Anyone who claims this simply has not done his homework.
Pot calling the kettle black. You should study some history books instead of watching meme youtube videos. That's not what "homework" means.

It's useless to argue with people like you. You have gone astray and abandoned the path that leads to Christ. I am shaking the the dust off my feet. May God have mercy on your soul

>>126900309
I've talked to a few faggot Thelma larpers on here who actually believed

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>>126904212
>nice strawman
not a strawman, just facts. If they wanted to imply that the chewing is metaphorical they would have used a different term. That's the exact reason why languges have synonyms, that is because they imply different things, are used in a different way, etc. etc.
I have studied linguistics so I am pretty sure I know that better than yourself.
>never happened
It didn't, but your account of the events implies that, so the sin is on you anon
>What part of died for OUR sins don't you understand?
He did, but falling into sin because "Christ already paid so I can be a degenerate" means rejecting that salvation.
>nd? That's all of them, there's no statute of limitations on for when him dying for our sins is valid or not. He died for Adam's sin, and he died for your sins too.
Exactly because he died for my sins I am not going to sin and add more suffering to him. May God have mercy on your deceived soul.

>/pol/ hates Islam
>/pol/ defends Christianity
you niggers do realize Christianity is just another raghead religion forced down Europes throat right? Literally no difference

If anything you should be pagans

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>>126903945
This burning desire is turning me to sin

>>126904824
>Haha tfw Varg pilled :DD

*Becomes a social outcast and will watch in glee as his society crumbles because Varg told him to*

>>126896992
>>>126901364
>good enough, Be sure to hate them after the next world war

Thanks! Sure thing!

I sometimes larp as a Christian.

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>>126904824
>you niggers do realize Christianity is just another raghead religion forced down Europes throat right?
Eipä ollu

>Literally no difference
Eipä ollu

>If anything you should be pagans
Eipä ollu

>>126904824
>Christianity is just another raghead religion
this

>>126903793
>Full historical data immediately refutes the view that there was only one religious group -- the Roman Catholic church -until the time of Martin Luther. Anyone who claims this simply has not done his homework.

Wow way to forget your orthodox bros

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>>126897028
Kys kike

>>126896992
The way things are going I've taken, and many more should, the jewish approach to religion
Tradition>beliefs
Meaning Catholics>Christians>the rest

>>126896992
I am a genuine Christian.

>>126901504
Got it in one. If there was a hell, they'd be some of the people thrown in it. Liars, deceivers, and fakes.

>>126897028
>flag
>checks out

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>>126905689
kike loving faggot

I do and to be honest, I am disappointed that currently most are interested in christianity as something material, rather something spiritual. They look at exterior instead of true meaning. Similar includes orthodoxy (my denomination), for most converts come because "dude lmao, they are like buddhist shaolins, live in mountain monasteries and meditate n stuff...". large part I saw at least are like those. Of course, I dont intend to judge someone, but at the end, this situation is a bit... painful. Its better than atheistic society that we """experienced""" for 70 years, and others experience this degeneracy in west now, but...it could've gone better.

>>126897308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsaU36_kleY&t=1267s
People say that even lifelong skeptics become pagan as there is no way to explain coincidences of multiple names for the same kind of supernatural beings from civilizations thousands of miles apart.

>>126905087
I have never seen a single one of his videos

>>126905324
>a religion that started in middle east
>it was spread by force all over Europe
>native religions died out because everyone converted
>"eipä ollu :D"

>>126896992
mormon here

>>126896992
Why would I be (((Christian)))? I'm white.

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>>126896992
abrahamic religions are kike religions

>>126906231
>against socialism
>against homosexuality
>against everything that jews are promoting through media

but it's a kike religion right guise?

>>126903038
it's a fucking manual how to run a stable non-suicidal and non-degenerate society

and we have fucking thrown it out of the window

[Obligatory post about slave morality]

>>126905598
Orthodox and Catholics are one in the same.

Granted, Orthodoxy has a lot less problematic dogma.

>>126896992
I'm not Christian, I'm Catholic

>>126906231
>>126906409
>da YOOOOOS

Catholic. Lapsed in my teens but grew out of it.

>>126905598
to be honest, differences between catholicism and orthodoxy is at large in tradition and administration.
Cathodox theory applies to both churches.

>>126906419
This

>>126897265

Very few people here are actually christian.

Most are non-religious or just want to be part of the deus vult memes.

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>argue with christians on weather god is real
>they just start quoting the bible

>>126907480
>weather
I see you're an intellectual powerhouse yourself

>>126897436
Believes in shitskin religion at the same time calls other people shitkins for not believing in shitskin sandnigger religion.

>>126907837
Supreme logicks.

>>126903168
>mao I have literally never met a catholic who wasn't an absolute piece of shit. Sorry Luther shoahed your church, wop.

Keked so hard, God bless based Luther!

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>>126907480
>argue with atheist
>they start quoting richard dawkins

>>126907973
Truth hurts sometimes.

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>>126896992
I'm Christian. I attend church (pic is inside my church). It's very old, about 900 years.
I asked my priest abot its history. He said that it was built on a pagan site.
The teachings of Christ inform my actions. I take them seriously.

My family background is Huguenot. That's going back to 1700s, but that tradition is still alive. My wife is Scottish Presbyterian. Our kids go to the Methodist church as their friends go there. I know the minister; he's a good man. So there is denominational crossover but that's fine with me; the most important thing, religiously is prayer.
Prayer is both difficult and easy. I can pray while I'm doing the garden and watering the plants. More formally, I say a prayer when I go fishing; I will not get on a boat without addressing my God. It's very important.

>Be devoted to one another in love. Honor one another above yourselves.
Romans 12:10 NIV

And a liturgy. It's Serbian Orthodox.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-J2kuSCLvE

>>126896992
I was brought up catholic but turned agnostic at age 12.

There may be a higher power, but it's not God as the holy books describe it. And in the end, I don't care personally.

I don't mind religious people unless they are zealots.

Anyone have that brain tier chart that went something like

>Religious
>Atheist
>
>
>Realising that its about traditions and etc.

>>126896992
I read the bible on a near daily basis. Larp it till you live it. Weekday church is comfy.

May you open your heart to the Lord and find warmth and fellowship within His holy churches, wisdom and guidance within the sacred texts of the Bible.

I need to pray more though, find it hard lowering my defences and opening myself to the Lord, I am still a weak and worldy sinner.

>>126904824
Europe is rightful Chiristian clay. Paganisim and polythesim are for edgy children.

P.S. /pol/ is eternally Christian.

Calvinist here. So happy to be saved. Its a shame catholics dont feel the same way and hence feel they have to follow worldly rules by a corrupted institution

>>126896992

I am a estranged catholic. The belief in god thing is tough at least never doubting. Need to get back into the church. Parents never stuck too it much.

I should really read Catholic docrine and writing. But I spend all my time learning spanish and more skills for work. DBA and programming work.

If you don't mind me asking...


Do any of you honestly really believe in an afterlife?

>>126897889
>Believe in God
>Don't believe in all the ritualism

You chose the worst possible denomination. Check out a Baptist church.

>>126908899
If you exist once why can't you exist again? it sounds more plausible to me than you get one and only exactly one existence.

>>126906419

This.

You want to say its fake and we should move on you need to demonstrate you have something better first. Jumping into the darkness is just stupid.

If /pol/s argument for defending Christianity is "well the values go 1:1 with mine" why not just go ahead and convert to Islam? It's a lot more anti-degeneracy than Christianity, it doesn't value women at all unlike Christianity, and it's very anti-jewish. Literally why not just jump ships since you're so fucking happy get cucked by another sandnigger religion already, what's the difference?

>>126909045
I believe that you simply restart as someone or something else without ever being able to gain your prior memories or experience.

The concepts of heaven and hell seem juvenile as morals tend to be subjective in nature, thus rendering both good and evil moot.

>>126896992
>racists
>Christian

>>126909246
Its an extremely degenerate anti-freedom totalitarian ideology heresy. Islam is literally the most degenerate thing out there.

>>126909358
Good and evil is only moot to people who don't care if they live a good life in a good society or a bad life in an evil society.

I feel like athelstan in Vikings, torn apart between the old gods and jesus

>>126909246
>A fucking shinto buddhist mongol telling me my religion is centered on a 1:1 ratio/individualist relationship

Irony

>>126910004
I understand.
Despite being an infidel I do follow the commandments somewhat.
I have never stolen, raped, killed, nor commited an act of unprovoked violence.

Christian values are A-OK for the most part.

>Baptist larp.
>Pentecostal larp harder and speak gibberish because they're home schooled (uneducated).
>Lutherans are OK. They're the diet version of Catholicism.

Catholicism is the only way. I take whole grain crackers and alcohol induced Jesus blood over backwards, gibberish talking, Flat Earth believers any day.

>>126910199
>never raped, killed, or committed an act of unprovoked violence
We knew you were low test already by the flag, but god damn

>>126900174
Add to that pic:
>They [heretics] abstain from the Eucharist and from prayer, because they confess not the Eucharist to be the flesh of our Saviour Jesus Christ, which suffered for our sins,
St Ignatius of Antioch, Epistle to the Smyrnæans, chapter 7. (110 AC)

>>126909198
>Jumping into the darkness is just stupid.
the point is that you need to start living without fairytale crutches. the universe is dark and scary and completely indifferent to your suffering and you need to accept these truths and learn how to live without psychologically medicating yourself with fairytales about angels and the afterlife. you should read some albert camus

>>126906493
>montanists
Who also had a habit of venerating saints and martyrs to the point of stealing from graves. Just ask Athanasius who had to cope with that shit

>>126896992
Literally what's the difference. All of your life is a big ol' LARP.

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>>126897265
Yep shills freak out when people are christian

>>126903903
>>126907397
Polls on here always showed at least half of pol is Christian the other quarter is Jewish ,(((What a suprise))) and the rest is atheist.

>>126916136
>(((polls)))
this board from the very beginning was nothing but libertarians, atheists and natsocs

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>>126896992
I feel certain that the Christian God does exist. I'm a COMPLETE asshole regardless. I'll probably go to hell tbqh.

>>126908462
you're a faggot

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>>126897889
>>126902855
>>126898011
HERETIC

>>126896992
I have believed in Jesus Christ all my life. Never mind the fire, life without God IS hell.

>>126896992
The Father alone is God. Take the Christian red pill.
Mark 12:29
1 Corinthians 8:6
John 17:3

I could explain John 1:1 for any people confused about this as well.

>>126916480
>>126916480
Nazi Germany was Christian, most moderate Libertarians (founding fathers style) have been Christians historically

>>126903219
>getting this mad over peterson

sort yourself out, spaghetti nigger

>>126899523
The earth is FLAT the longest distance of a photo ever taken is over 200 miles

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>>126899554
You didn't have a Renaissance and the Crusades to prove the fruit of your labors.

>>126916689
:,(

>>126917289
founding fathers were not christian. some were deists and others vocal opponents of christianity

>>126917907
I know I said generally and historically. The vast majority of Americans back in the 1700s and into th e1800s were Christian, Thomas Jefferson was so hated for being a deist that farmers would burry their bibles out in the forests and in chests at the bottom of wells because he had a militant nu deist phase.

But the vast majority were Christian. And it stays that way. Not lolbertarians.

>>126897265
this desu senpai

Catholicism is the way and the life. I was baptized just a month or so ago, my family was baptized the year before that.

>>126899259
Yes, some rando who larps as a "man of god" knows more than Jesus himself.

>>126918459
that's unfortunate. you do know that catholics practice cannabilism, right? you are probably going to be eating flesh soon in your first communion:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transubstantiation

enjoy your satanic blood rituals

>>126896992
The only Christian larper is God larping as a mortal man in the Body of Jesus Christ our Lord

>>126917289

Hitler saw christianity as weak and wanted to phase it out

>>126918786
Jesus told us to partake of his flesh and his blood. So we do. Sorry that we actually follow the word of the Lord.

>>126897028
>Id
Checks out

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>>126896992
i honestly don't know.

Basically I was a standard issue atheist (not a particulary crotchety one) in academia till the economic crash. I taught business statistics and was a phd candidate in economics. During the economic crash, I came to realize that the economics we taught was pure bunk, absolute bullshit. All of it was either trivial or suspect; ie things that were true by how you defined the assumptions, or things that were probably bullshit hidden by obtuse statistics. This caused a collapse of my respect for academia; it wasn't a disinterested study of the truth, but a highly perverse bought priesthood. Shit like monographs and textbooks were the basis of "truth" to me, and the collapse of their authority left me without any real way to know what was true and false.

I spent a few years doing hard labor then (dropping out mid semester during an economic downturn is not a good move for your career), and over the course of 3 years or so converted to catholicism. I felt the real presence of God in the sacraments of confession, penance, and the eucharist.

Time passed, i'm rich again, but I feel farther from God. I don't believe in academia, but at the same time I feel alienated from God. Perhaps only the poor really will inherit the kingdom.

>>126917060

True, but the son&hs are part of the puzzle

Bonus: interpret Deuteronomy 33:14 KJV/NIV

>>126919264
Mother Teresa wrote that there were long periods of time where she truly didn't feel the presence of God, yet she persevered.

>inb4 "MOTHER TERESA WAS EVIL REEEEEEE"

Research shit before you speak.

>>126896992
I'm Pentecostal Christian. What's up my lads?

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>>126896992
I am. Only Christ can deliver us from the Muslim/Jew problem.

>>126919033
Also it cant be cannibalism if Jesus was never 100% human in the first place

>>126907397
>source : my ass

>>126919727
Ive heard of this, what are your beliefs

>>126919971

god

>>126919846
No, not true, Jesus was both God and Jesus at the same time. The host is both Jesus and bread and wine at the same time, as well. In substance, it's just bread and wine, just like in substance, Jesus was just a human. But it is so much more than that.

But yeah, it's not cannibalism, this faggot doesn't know what he's talking about. I'm partaking of Jesus' spirit, not eating someone's elbow.

>>126919033
the "lord" aka a book of jewish fairytales
do you also believe that the game of thrones books are real?

Yes, Catholic and go to traditional Latin mass every Sunday

*God
No I mean like what is different about you than the other denominations

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>>126905934
ზაგარდუელო გაბრდზღინდება
>მე მართლა მჯერა

>>126920209
>Pre-Jesus Jewish
>bad

Fuck off desu senpai.

>do you also believe that the game of thrones books are real

Okay, so if you read a history book, that must also mean that you believe that Harry Potter exists, correct?

>>126920185
>Jesus' spirit, not eating someone's elbow
you are literally eating his "flesh" and drinking his "blood." this is plainly stated in the incantation, you fucking retard. quit trying to spin it. it's literally a cannabalistic blood ritual

>>126920209

yes

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>>126896992

>>126920566
Yeah but he told us to

>>126896992
I'm an actual gnostic (Naasene)

>>126920566
I didn't state otherwise, did I?

I'm participating in something Jesus said explicitly to do. So whatever it is, I don't care, I'm doing as Jesus asked.

Does anyone here really believe the Jesus Story as is told in the bible?

I find it hard to believe any of it. If that shit happened today, Christianism wouldn't make it.

>>126919402
I believe the holy spirit and the son existed previously as part of the Father. I believe the holy spirit to be Jesus (may he reside in us). That spirit (or word, since God spoke the universe into existence - which would also imply everything being made through Jesus) was made flesh in the womb of Mary.

What do you think?

>>126919971
We believe that through baptism in the Spirit, we will receive spiritual empowerment, eg; speaking in toungues, healing, etc.

>>126920709
The Bible, says there is no such thing, as being Jewish.
Dumbass.

>>126920719
the book writers told you to and they told you that what they wrote is god's word

>>126919402
>>126920918
I didn't answer your question though. I am not sure how to interpret that scripture.

>>126920907
Yeah, there are a lot of psychos that claim to be Jesus V2 but the difference is people saw Jesus perform mericals and he healed people. He backed up his claims.

>>126920846
jesus told me to tell you to jump off a building
look at me, i'm a bible author

Reminder that the bible is a scam and that YHVH is the demiurge, you have to follow the snake of Eden to reach gnosis and save yourself.

>>126920709
Your labeling people, as Jew, or non-Jew, is a VERY Jew thing to do....you realize that right?

>>126921269
"interpret" aka "construct some complex mental gymnastics that make this fit my target worldview"

it's more proof that christianity is a kike religion since it requires so much legalistic style arguments and explanations to defend

>>126921379
>>126921260
>implying that there weren't 12 people who went around with Jesus
>implying the gospels weren't written by anybof those people

i bet about 2% of the world's population actually believes in a God that has revealed himself in some way (i.e. a non-deist God).

people say they believe, either to get a chaste girlfriend, or to try and shape society into an ordered one that pleases their own moral standards, but very few actually believe.

the ones that do are called extremists, and are a fringe group.

>>126921379
He didn't though. And, additionally, all the new testament authors either were apostles of Jesus or "apostles" to the apostles of Jesus. That's why the Book of Mary was thrown out (along with it not jiving with the rest of the Bible), after all it was written a full 200 years after Jesus died.

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>>126896992

I'm a very devout Christian, some might call me a fanatical extremist, and I wouldn't deny that. God is good, glory, glory hallelujah.

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Who the fuck would LARP as a religious person on a board where no one knows who anyone is? Why are you guys so autistic sometimes.

/pol/ is a board made up of literally almost entirely Christian men. Some more than others, and maybe some even being just culturally Christian. To mexico and Brazil to fucking Russia and Bulgaria, we are Christian.

>>126921470
>the nazi's were jews because they made jews were labels (star patches)
retardism: the post

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>>126896992
Christ I want to believe, but time after time the corruption of the every Organization of a Church I've come across reminds me that all the Churches that claim to be the Church the Jesus built are frauds.

>>126921792
Except the Catholic Church, which was started by St. Peter. And the Orthodoxy which was started by another apostle.

>>126921653
>implying they were lying or embellishing because everything everyone has written down is true
you do know that all of those books were written only as close as 30 years to when he supposedly lived and the life expectancy back then was like 40 years old, right?

>>126921628
Fuck the Nazis, and the star you are talking about, is the star of Rempham, r the Star of Moloch.
Has nothing to do with Jews.
Not real Jews.
If you understood the Bible, from a non-Jewish POV you would already know that.

>>126896992
All of them are LARPing.

Do you really think there's anyone stupid enough to still believe in god?

>>126916524
Sin is it's own punishment.

>>126921231
stfu christopher walken

>>126921231
wow you really are dumb fuck, maybe you should actually read that book you put so much stock in, fuck boy. Maybe, just maybe; you'll learn something instead of believing what your inbred white nigger preacher tells you.
The very first verse of the New Testament clearly proclaims the Jewish ethnicity of Jesus. “The book of the genealogy of Jesus Christ, the son of David, the son of Abraham” (Matthew 1:1). It is evident from passages like Hebrews 7:14, “For it is clear that our Lord descended from Judah,” that Jesus descended from the tribe of Judah, from which we get the name “Jew.” And what about Mary, the mother of Jesus? In the genealogy in Luke chapter 3, we see clearly that Mary was a direct descendant of King David which gave Jesus the legal right to ascend the Jewish throne as well as establishing without any doubt that Jesus was a Jew ethnically.

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Reminder:

Serpent = nachash = 358
Savior/messiah = mashiach = 358

Me

>>126921960
>Except the Catholic Church, which was started by St. Peter. And the Orthodoxy which was started by another apostle.
>Implying the Catholic Church isn't corrupt as fuck
>Implying that Priests abusing children and their only punishment is to get moved somewhere else
>Implying that the Jesus would support a Church who did this

And that's Ignoring the Orthodoxy inherent racketeering ring, but at least they don't scar children for life.

Assuming they live in Western Europe or North America they're all LARPers. True religion takes decades of indoctrination and Christianity hasn't been the dominant cultural influence in those regions for decades.

>>126922338
Don't argue with christopher walken. He's old and confused.

>>126922483
Bad people exist, what's your point? Same problem with schools, honestly.

And, the Church has been doing a lot more in regards to that.

You're a retard if you believe in any kind of supernatural deity

>>126921231
Was Jesus an observant Jew religiously? Both of Jesus' parents had “done everything required by the Law of the Lord” (Luke 2:39). His relatives, Zechariah and Elizabeth, were also Torah-observant Jews (Luke 1:6), so we can see that probably the whole family took their Jewish faith very seriously.

>>126922135
Why not, the science you follow, is really the religion of Moloch.
The Big bang theory, is the creation myth, of Freemasonry, and moloch worshipers.
They believe the Great Architect, spoke the word, Aum, which caused everything to spring into being.
You follow the religion of moloch, but are too stupid to know it.
In addition, Neil Tyson, and others, now believe the universe is a SIMULATION, which fits their Grand Architect BS.
You guys, now believe the universe, WAS crated by a dude with a beard somewhere; which you assholes falsely accused us of, FOREVER
You moron atheists, have reached the same conclusion, the rest of us have known for 200,000 plus years.
Well, getting there, is half the fun, as they say.

>>126922338
Here, you stupid son of a bitch.
Galatians 3:28
There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.

>>126916524
Sin is it's own punishment.

>>126922338
No such thing, fagboy.

>>126896992
Jesus is Lord. Everyone else is shit. Get good with God. Only thing that's not a waste of time.

>>126896992
>implying I would believe in a kike god

>>126921231
In the Sermon on the Mount (Matthew 5–7), Jesus continually affirmed the authority of the Torah and the Prophets (Matthew 5:17) even in the Kingdom of Heaven (Matthew 5:19-20). He regularly attended synagogue (Luke 4:16), and His teaching was respected by the other Jews of His day (Luke 4:15). He taught in the Jewish Temple in Jerusalem (Luke 21:37), and if He were not a Jew, His going into that part of the Temple would simply not have been allowed (Acts 21:28-30).

Jesus also displayed the outward signs of being an observant Jew. He wore tzitzit (tassles) on His clothing (Luke 8:44; Matthew 14:36) to serve as a reminder of the commandments (Numbers 15:37-39). He observed Passover (John 2:13) and went up to Jerusalem (Deuteronomy 16:16) on this very important Jewish pilgrimage feast day. He observed Succoth, or the feast of tabernacles (John 7:2, 10) and went up to Jerusalem (John 7:14) as required in the Torah. He also observed Hanukkah, the festival of lights (John 10:22) and probably Rosh Hashanah, the feast of trumpets (John 5:1), going up to Jerusalem on both those occasions as well, even though it isn't commanded in the Torah. Clearly, Jesus identified Himself as a Jew (John 4:22) and as King of the Jews (Mark 15:2). From His birth to His last Passover Seder (Luke 22:14-15), Jesus lived as an observant Jew.

>>126896992
Yes. Absolutely Christian. Not the best one, but I truly believe that the only way of salvation is trust and faith in Jesus Christ.

>>126923063
Here, you stupid son of a bitch.
Galatians 3:28
There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.

>>126922800
>the religion of Moloch
you are larping so hard that you have gone way past believable. you need to be more subtle to lure people in. you are exposing your hand to soon by coming on too strong
lurk more

>>126922800
Where do you psychotic faggots come from?

Atheism isn't a religion. It's the absence of religion.

Fuck off with your blurring-the-line double speak non sequitur bullshit. It's not going to work here.

>>126898529
Probably, I think Mohamed would really love you though

>>126923358
No, you're just a faggot, who has been lied to.
Sorry, but you lump all religionists into same group, so you are responsible, for everything other atheists do.
Don't try to change the rules no pussy.
They were working so well for you before.

>>126922980
not arguing that point fuckboy, I'm making the point that book does clearly state that "jesus" was a jew.

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>>126919179

I believe in Almighty Lord Kek

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Whats more retarded believing there is a God that put us here or believing we are stuck to a giant ball spinning around a giant ball of fire but that doesnt mean shit

If you're a millenial atheist do us all a favor and die.

I LARP as a christian nationalist but in reality im more or less anarchist and am (almost, some restrictions) for open borders. Just think its funny trolling here and see how people think its serious.

but then ithink sometimes lol what if everyone is trolling as well and im double trolled and were all open borders

>>126896992
Not going to lie, I'm a Christian LARPer

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>>126923716
Same, praise Kek the spirit of truth

>>126923358
You are also responsible for nuclear weapons, >>126923638
Correct, then it makes the argument, that that was NEVER real.
The Bible, is a STORY retarded one.
You cannot just take a snapahot, of a book, and say, there see, this is true, always true...does not matter wtf else is in the book....
Your logic, is fucking retarded.

>former Christian here

>>126897462
This. Cuckianity is a cancer. Christfags worship a literal kike.

Hail Odin!
Death to Christ!

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“Anyone who studies this stuff…the Illuminati, the Federal Reserve, the political side, the elite, Hollywood, all of it–anyone who goes really deep…finds God, the Bible and Jesus Christ. It’s all about Him. It’s a war on HIM.”

https://50shadesofpissedoff.wordpress.com/2016/04/04/how-i-woke-up/

Take the Final Redpill:

All of this, ALL of it..Is a WAR on CHRIST by the (((Synagogue of Satan)))) :

Because CHRIST is the EMBODIMENT of TRUTH....The LOGOS made FLESH.

For YOU.

Ye are of God, little children, and have overcome them: because greater is he that is in you, than he that is in the world.
1 John 4:4

I -=DARE YOU=- to watch this:

https://youtu.be/FJ0idQdaxW8

>>126923587
Nobody lied to me. I became an atheist a long time ago, before I even knew what an atheist was.

I was raised Catholic and realized that nobody teaching to me about Jesus and God knew what they were saying.

I escaped from the weakness and poison of the mind that is religion. One day you might too. You barely literate loser.

>>126897265
I'm a Zoroastrian. Am I a LARPer?

Atheists, re also responsible for Communism.
And you favorite prophet, Karl MArx.
You pussies, have killed more people, than all religions COMBINED.
Fuck these hypocrites...
I think they really believe, it was Jesus, or Muhammad, who created nuclear weapons, and all the tools, that brought us to the brink...when it was always them.
You atheist pricks, are more full of shit, than any Jews, at any point in fucking time.

>>126896992
What? You expect those faggots to quit playing pretend for your thread?

>LARP

Fuck off faggot, I'm an atheist, I'm not role playing as shit, I just recognize traditional values help sustain a society and keep it from being overrun by fucking savages like muslims

>>126923887
Go ahead, spit at science. See how well that works out for you.

Continue to look like the uneducated, ignorant piece of shit that you clearly are.

>>126924253
Just because your parents were fucking morons, who read the Bible with Jewish glasses on, does not mean they were right.
Your parents were definitely wrong, as are you..
...
And yes, people lied to you.
Science, is also a religion, not the truth, you have been led to believe.

>>126923852
i actually enjoy larping as a mormon because of the whole space religion angle but it seems like lately that i may have gone too far and actually got people interested in it or there are other people that picked up on my ruse and are jumping in because there seems to be a lot of pro-mormon threads being made

>>126924530
That is you, not me.
I don't have to blame everything, on other people, while being worse than fuccking Jews.
Atheists already have that, sewn up.

>>126924347
I'm on your side dumbfuck, stop being butt blasted that I'm not dumb enough to believe in everything you do without a single reason other than "god says so" and accept that a ton of secular people recognize muslims are subhumans and Christianity is alright

>>126897559
This.

>>126924771
I get overly excited, when discussing this.
If I lumped you into the wrong group, I apologize.
i like being triggered, sometimes, I get carried away.

>>126924556
Science is not a religion you stupid motherfucker.

It wasn't just my parents, it was priests, teachers, everyone.

And when I got onto the internet, I found billions of other religious people who clearly don't know what they're talking about.

People like you. That's why I'm an atheist. And that's why no matter how much research I do, or how many people I talk to, I always remain an atheist.

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>>126896992
I belive that Jesus is my Lord and savior with my whole hearth
Im registered as Chatolic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SbVvNCf7XE

>>126924688
You legitimately sound mentally ill.

Go to a hospital.

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https://youtu.be/FJ0idQdaxW8

Come to Jesus and Join the War on Evil

https://50shadesofpissedoff.wordpress.com/2016/04/04/how-i-woke-up/

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>>126925047
Oh I know, you will always believe what the majority is telling you, even over your parents.
You are in the right place.
I could say the same thing about religion, that you do science, that it is not really religion, cause it is true.
That is the most conceited shit, I ever heard.
Basically, you know where humanity came from, where it should go, and possess ALL the answers to the universe....but you're NOT religious?
I get it TOTALLY.

>>126898529
Jesus was also a pedophile, so there's a good chance he likes you alot.

>>126899623
No, your sandnigger messiah sure as fuck is not my lord.

>>126897559
what about Orthodox?

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>people on /pol/ unironically worship a jew

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Catholic and go to mass every Sunday/receive the Eucharist, pray twice everyday, and have already have received some sacraments (I intend to marry within the next 2-4 years).

>>126897462
I go to the Catholic generals and despise Christ killers.

>>126925471
science relies on evidence
religion relies on faith (no evidence)

your larp is plainly transparent and your tripfag "weaponized cartman" gives it away

>>126925652
Hitler?
Stalin?

>>126896992
100% larper.

That shit is fake as fuck but I use it to get the literal retards who would eat each other otherwise a reason a to live and be good people.

>>126925751
Hitler was a Catholic but Stalin was indeed a Jew, as were his children and as are his grandchildren.

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Agnostic, leaning towards atheism here.

>>126900531
>evil god beat no god
You are a massive faggot if you believe that. I would unironically rather burn in hell than follow an evil god. Eat shit cuck.

>>126925749
I don't wanna be anon (also a name), I want you to remember, and KNOW who dismantled your worldview.
Here we have another instance, of this dude, going with the crowd, and trying to push his majority BS, on everyone else.
Creating your own version of PC, to combat a different form of PC.
You are JUST LIKE THEM.
SO sorry, if my name offends the conformist pussies, that you long to be a part of.
I don't.
I don't wanna be included with anon...most of you, are the dumbest, most conformist shits, who ever lived.
Just like you are with science.

>>126925471
I believe in what makes logical sense, and can be explained with math.

Do you believe in gravity? I do. Not because people tell me it exists, but because I can drop a rock and it falls to the ground.

Do you believe in evolution? I do. Not because people tell me it exists, but because I can look at different animals and see the connections.

Do you believe in the big bang? I do. Not because people tell me exists, but because I can look at the math and expanding of the universe.

You seem to get lost at some point. You don't understand science so to you it's the same as your bullshit religion.

Science is not religion. We aren't the same. You're foolish and ignorant.

I keep an open mind while always learning and seeking out more accurate information. I don't claim that everything I know is fact. But it's the most accurate science we have.

>>126926063
Inb4 his head is chopped off in the name of Islam

>>126926153
No, you are a dumbbass, who assumes God did NOT create the things you listed, because some nerd somewhere, discovered them, then gave them a name.
You retards seem to think that is all it takes, to prove God did not create something; give it a name.
It is not my fault, that you don't know, science is a religion.
I tried to help with that, but I know you will hold to your BS, like any religionists would.
kek

>>126926153
But why do the laws of nature exist in the first place. Why does heat rise. Why is gravity.

>>126896992

I am a redpilled believing follower of Jesus the Christ. I am not role playing and what I was taught as a child, I grew up to accept as the truth. I literally believe the evidence of scripture. I literally believe in a resurrection to a life in another place called heaven. I literally believe the bible is the revealed word of God.