I'm going to a bar mitzvah, what do I get as a gift?

>>126876731
circumcised.

>>126876731
Oven cleaner

>>126876731
bacon fat

>>126876731
Star of David fidget spinner

>>126877141
That's a brist you homo.

>>126876731
Zyklon B

>>126876731
Candy

>>126877245
would

>>126877271
Goy was right though

Shekels

>>126876731

Foreskin restoration kit.

>>126876731
a quran

>>126876731
some shekels

>>126876731
Copy of Mien Kampf
Copy of On the Jew and their Lies
Lampshades
Soap

A nice card and a gift certificate to The Keg Steakhouse

/k/ike here
Get him some money, but in multiples of $9. Even something like $18 or $27 is fine (no shit, 9 is a lucky number in Judaism).
Or, a gift card to somewhere like GameStop or any other media store would be cool

>>126876731
Zyclone B canister...take a deep deep breath...its good for your health

>>126877867
Wait, multiples of 18. I just googled it

>>126877964
Why? Because 6+6+6=18?

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>>126876731

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>>126877245
I found one but it is a bit much. Can /pol/ pitch in?

>>126877867
>>Jew
>>on /pol/

>>126876731
Verify that the man has the requisite number of pubic hairs before giving him a gift.

Hand lotion and Mia Khalifa's boxset

>>126878239
Chek

>>126878822
Vatican??

>>126878997

Yeah. The clergy likes 4chan too (especially /b/).

>>126876731
http://www.foregen.org/

Membership and email alert service.

>>126876731

Amazon has a nice selection of carved soaps.

Not sure if they're made from (((human))) renderings.

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get them a nice kosher book , dear

Cancer

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>>126878692
Top fucking stuff m8

>>126876731
a copy of the holy bible

>>126879177
>The clergy likes 4chan too (especially /b/).
>(especially /b/).

Makes sense, with all the CP

>>126876731
A nigger

get candy and just throw it when people start throwing candy

>>126876731
A koran

>>126876731
a flesh coloured skivvy

>>126880751
Fuck off kike

>>126878822
>Pope-land
Asking for varification of pre-pubescance

Why am i not suprised

>>126882183
No need to be upset bananabender.

>>126878423
>$136.91 dollaridoos

That's only like $40 freedom bux you poor fuck

>>126876731
i hear they like foreskins

>>126882646
explain why they never have them then

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>>126877276

That would be really hard to get, not to mention super expensive, but any gas will do. It's the thought that counts. Jews are really into comedy and remembering the holocaust is important to them. I would just get a canister of laughing gas and put the label of pic related on it. You'll the the star of the party.

>>126882646
You heard wrong then. Those cock worshipping cock justice warriors like forseskins. The jews hate them. Even going so far as to remove them from their penisi.