Venezuela for Sale

You'd still need a decent amount of capital to buy any substantial amount of land, I'm assuming

>>126850646
The night /pol/ buys Venezuela with couch change

>>126850646

They wont let you buy the house much less any useable land.

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>>126850646
turn that shit into the 4th reich or ill lynch you

>>126851606
I guess that's why the price is so low

>>126851462
the dream of a kekistan will finally come true.

>>126850646

are prices actually cheap from your perspective ? or is it just an adjusted ratio that venezuelans cant afford

i could never wrap my head around exchange ratios of international currency fluctuations

A lot could go wrong. The government could just take it from you and what are you going to do about it? If it was a good investment Chinese people would be all over it. Just the title issues are probably too much of a headache

>>126850646
How much does land go for in Venezuela, anyways? Just because their money has the shit inflated out of it doesn't necessarily mean that their land is dirt cheap

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>>126851836
>>126851462
Let's do it, /pol/, let's get us some of that sweet Venezuelan property!

>>126852273
From my research, you could buy small property for about 10 USD. Yeah. Dirt cheap. Farmland for a hundred or so. Yes, adjustments made.

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>>126850646
They have laws against foreign ownership. They're seizing foreign corporations' manufacturing facilities, everything belongs to the Venezuelan government now.

>>126850646
Define what you mean by this. Do you want to buy out the governmental system, buy all state owned assets, or buy up all individual property in the country?

A low exchange rate doesn't mean you can go buy a city for a few grand. You'll still need an absolute fortune to buy up all developments in any urban areas. It's not like skyscrapers are suddenly $100k just because their currency is trash.

>>126852640
Would an army be that much, though? I mean, I'm in a conservative state, so guns are easy to get here, think I could buy a Venezuelan army?

>>126852640
Sure you could buy the citizens with some bread.

I will say it again: You literally can't. Even if you knew someone there you could funnel the money through and buy land or a house, as soon as they saw a non resident there they would sieze all of the assets and property. They are doing it to their citizens anyway.

>>126852265
this should be expected. if you're "investing" into venezuela property you're basically sending your money into the venezuelan trap piggybank.

>>126852977
can i buy their asses with chocolate?

>>126853096
this, "white" people in venezuela get their shit seized even though they've owned it previously because they're too rich or sth. Top Kek.

>>126850646
Just be sure to genocide the Communists before they try and oust you.

>>126850646
175% annual inflation rate with most banks WAY under 1% interest rates on any money deposited or invested. You would have to take over and fix shit really fast(within a few months) before your spending power devalued itself into nothing.

>>126851462
>>126851836
>>126850646

I'M ROCK HARD