The Oxford Comma

Daily reminder that if you do not use the Oxford Comma, you are not white.

Lack of the Oxford comma is lack of a civilising influence.

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>>126847555
trips of truth

>>126847155
Yeah, dumbshit.

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>>126847555

>>126847155
>Because of religion

can we just declare being religious a mental disability and lock them all up yet?

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>>126847155
>>126847555
huh

>>126847155
>>126847155
(((Oxford Comma)))

>>126847982
(((Canada)))

>>126847155
politicians and celebrities are the second subject of that compound sentence
dips

>>126848245
delete your account

I wish Ayn Rand and God were my parents.

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daily reminder to always put a comma after etc.

always.

>>126847155
I do, good Sir.

>>126848367
>children are dead because if your media.
>politicians and celebrities wont stop lying to you.
delurrte yurre acuuurrrnd

>>126848410
What about when you remind people to put a comma after etc.,?

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>>126848526
horrible grammar. I'm not even going to correct you because you must be trolling.

>>126848526
wrong. there is no "of." this was clearly a list and this subhuman faggot's degeneracy clearly extends to every aspect of his being including his grammar

>Milo.

Totally forgot about him tbqh.

>>126847555
"""Milo""" was a journalist. Journalists use the AP style. Therefore no oxford comma, nigga.

who gives a fuck about an oxford comma

>>126847155
Milo has been Blacked.

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I didn't even understand it without the comma.

>>126849267
whitey

>>126849267
your band sucks, ezra

>>126849267
White people

>>126847155
Is it just my autismo mind or would a semicolon look 10x better swapped in place of that comma?

>>126847155

Supporting the oxford comma is important because it helps to provide context, separate you from retarded people, and it is proper English.

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*insert vampire weekend lyrics

Commas are for plebs - Cormac McCarthy