ITT: American secrets to success Microwaving apples.

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Excessive amounts of sorbitol

>>126819881
Penis Inspection Day during middle school P.E.

I had no idea cheese dick wasn't normal until Mr. Bronstein gave me a personal check-up.

>>126820057
*aspartame

>>126819881
Slice your apples into small wedge shapes before you dunk them in coffee. They come out warm and soaked just right. That way you won't waste time heating the whole apple up in the oven.

PB&J

>>126820205
*xylitol
*malitol
*acesulfame potassium
*sucralose

Dafak is this thread

>>126820729
some reddit thing

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>>126819881
>>126820283
literally what?

>>126820729
jig's up
this burger outed y'all burgers

>>126820205
>>126820512
sorbitol is the best because it makes your bowels evacuate by sucking moisture into your small intestines. it lets you simulate fasting without having to give up food

>>126819881
Niacin and Sennheiser headphones

>>126820729

Russia didn't hack the fucking election.

Put your adult diaper on under your jeans instead of over them

>>126820512
>sucarose
>bad
It's literally sugar

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>>126819881
>microwaving your homework

milk mixed with 7up, seriously try it.

>>126819881
OLDFAG HERE

DON'T FUCKING DO IT

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Aerosol cheese

>>126821524
+ chlorine

have fun eating bleach

ahahahahahhahahaha burgers everybody

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>>126821727
mmmmmm goes good on this

>>126820283
Your a sore thumb

>>126820133
This. Omg I used to hate penis inspection day so much, but I'm a better person for learning good penis hygiene from our gym teacher.

>>126821524
sucrose = glucose + fructose

all 3 are sugars. sucrose can be stored in muscle tissue but pure fructose can only help to make fat

>>126821727
That shit is good.

>>126821694
I'm getting really sick of these newfag "oldfags" who think oldfag means you're old. Get out, you stupid fuck.

>>126819881
Awe fuck man. Why are you letting these secrets out?!?!?!

>>126820133
wat?
there is no penis inspection day nigger, you got molested

covering your unfinished homework in butter and showing the dog

>>126822080

Ritz or Sociables?

Taking your mother and then your wife's last name

Instead of bringing your child's leash inside with you every time just leave it in their car kennel so you don't lose it.

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>>126820283
>calls himself American
>doesn't soak his skinned, whole Apple in his coffee overnight then re heat the coffee/Apple in the morning with a microwave

Lmao you even trying m80?

>>126822272
ssshhhhhhhh

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>>126822272
sounds like someone failed penis inspection day

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>gooba den got a puttputt
>semen cherry poured in
>cherry puttputt no gooba
>semen less likely pouring
>anus cherry new leader
>gooba sad no gooba no more

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>>126822037
Hmm, I guess in excess is very bad.
>implying everything isn't in excess already.

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>>126820133
Fucking hated penis inspection day

>gym teacher literally used my penis as an example of bad hygiene in front of the whole class

Fuck you Mr. Johnson

Find a guy off craigslist so you are allowed admission to the movie theatre.

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>>126822702

>>126821156
Hi sweetie, wrong thread.
>$0.01 has been redacted from your bank account.

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>>126821555

How in the hell did you get threethings's for this?

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>>126822442
Ritz and this.

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