MASSIVE EXPLOSION REPORTED IN SYDNEY

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>>126785823
faaaaaake, buuunk

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refugees welcome

>>126785975
nah it's real

>>126785823

It's a fucking thunderstorm calm down.

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>>126785823
How sad is it when you're so terrified of the boogeyman that you mistake thunder for a bomb.

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>>126785823
it just a thunder you retard

hah gotem

>>126785823
There was one in Thailand earlier
http://www.skynews.com.au/news/world/asiapacific/2017/05/23/bangkok-hospital-bomb-injures-21-people.html and ISIS is running rampant in Feelappines muslim Mindinao today.

Prepare for a hot summer of happenings daily

Here in North Sydney. I was vaguely awake and it woke me up properly. Two massive booms one right after the other, so loud I've never heard anything like it. Check r/Sydney and Twitter. The weather outside is fine. If that was lightning I'll eat my hat.

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>>126786122
that what they said on 9/11

>>126786122
>>126786125

Yes goy, just a thunderstorms and bursting balloons :^)

>>126785823

Kangaroo stampede?

>>126785823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM
Claim down your tits burger

>>126786367
>ill eat my hat
pedestrian cliche

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It's real.

>>126785823
ISIS took over an entire city in Philippines just a couple hours ago:

http://news.abs-cbn.com/news/05/23/17/soldiers-cops-battle-maute-terrorists-in-marawi-city


GLOBAL CRUSADE SOON

>>126785823
>turn on twatter
>twatter
When will this meme end

>>126786660
kek

>>126785823
AUSSIES BTFO!
FUCKING REKT!

BAKA says nothing is going on though. are you lying on the internet again?

>>126786817
>he's also on reddit and twitter

>>126786551
emu's coming to finish what they started

Gasoline huffers on suicide watch

>>126786948
Sydney Morning Herald is BAKA!?

Probably another radicalised emu attack

>>126786320
RAMADAN BOMBATHON

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>>126785823
Cowinkydink

>>126786837
It's just a giant spider biting a balloon

>>126787091
2nd and 3rd generation emu's are actually more likely to commit acts of terror

#prayforsydney

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>>126785823

A north Korean emp just busted me upside the head holy shit

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>>126785823
>Search for Sydney bomb news, Gets worse news instead

>>126787083

Just realized this too. I always thought it was shakingmyhead like a collection of news stories

>>126785823
I hope it targeted the internet infrastructure and we finally get some peace from those retarded trolls

UNCONFIRMED AVIATION INCIDENT IN SYDNEY.

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>>126785823
You're having a giggle, m8.

>>126787421
The emus have learnt how to fly? This is very, very bad news

>>126787245
They are still australian though. Checkmate specieists

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TURN ON CNN AUSTRALIA IS SINKING

>>126787323
kek

>>126787759
How? It's already down under.

CAN CONFIRM MASSIVE EXPLOSION INSIDE SYDNEY MOMENTS AGO

Source: Just nutted in my girlfriend.

>>126787091
Wtf my wifes son if half emu, i take offense to that

>>126785823
Dingos ate the baby.

>>126787777
PRAISE BE HE

gas explosion at a restaurant from a shitty oven?

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>https://twitter.com/tw1tter_dan/status/867096345500196864

digits confirm that 50 people died

Just an unusually huge thunderclap apparently. Hopefully some footage with audio emerges

>>126788297
reroll

>>126787469
they're some thick, yummy looking crumpets

>>126788297
>>126788373

Reroll

>>126787222
Tfw more scared of thought of a giant spider than terrorist bombing.

>>126785823
>Think about all the backlash the muslims will get
Some cuck in the next few hours

>>126788436
reroll 4 u

>>126785823
wew lads

>>126788486
The saddest part is that people will think Islamic terror is connected to Islam.

>>126788523
reroll 4 us

Meteor exploding in upper atmo above Sydney. Part of the 2017 KH3 cluster.

At the moment police are saying it was just lightning. Same with a few other people as well.
But they could be wrong.

This isn't the first time people get all shaken from loud noises in the morning. There was once reported gun shots near a school at 5.00am but it was actually just some bloke clapping the soles of his shoes together to get the mud off.

Cunts love to overreact to things here.

IT'S A BALLOON YOU IDIOTS

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digits say only thunder

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>>126788687
source?

fuck I thought Muslims weren't welcome in Australia? how did they get in?

>>126786320

see you in september

>1 post by this ID

>>126787868
kek underrated

>>126788612
Tell em' how it is bro!

>>126788690
>Thunder
It's radical Viking terrorism.

>>126788812
NORAD Space Command detected it.

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>>126788749
Digits say ayy lmao.

NIBIRU IS COMING WE HAVE BIGGER FISH TO FRY

...Aliens??

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Relax you racist bigots.

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>>126788690
>tfw you waiting for the humans to wipe each other out but they keep being tolerant

Its (((them))

>>126788907
Yep i meant thunder not lighting.
Also some kids recently got caught filling garbage bags with aerosols and lighting them up to cause huge bangs. Could even be them little rapscallions again.

>>126786411
>>126786513
>Not getting the joke
How the fuck have you faggots never heard of Men at Work?

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hABBENING but what is it ?

>>126789238
It was heard all the way from South Sydney to Rockin' Roseville.

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>>126788687
>KH3 cluster

oh fuck it's finally coming out

Relax, it's a sound check at the Sydney Opera House

>>126788735
No it's a loudspeaker

BAN ASSAULT LOUDSPEAKERS NOW!

>>126786861
>Took over
It's almost completely Muslim, they didn't take over shit the city is already muslim
Also Duterte declared martial law on the city and is mobilizing troops to wipe them out

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>>126788924
cool thanks!

>>126787164
I don't care if that whole "team" dies, if they hurt Jurgen I will Nuke Mecca myself

It's the QUEEN'S DEATH FART, lads. Relax.

it was a fucking BALLOON, come ON people!

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>>126787469
>Crumpets
Such a pleb

Kangaroo farts.

Ok so what was it?

>>126788486
There's actually still quite a bit of true Australia out there, there will be retaliation if it is the religion of peace. Not like 2005 but there will be some

>>126789834
Balloons popping. No need to look any deeper into the subject but you're so incredibly tired

>>126789991
Good and Deus Vult

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>>126785823

just inversion lightning anon

The Leftovers viral marketing has gone too far.

>>126785823
>> Turn on Twitter

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>126789238
>filling garbage bags with aerosols and lighting them up to cause huge bangs

>>126790106
I just wish they'd show Carrie Coon's tits again. I'm so in love with her thanks to Fargo 3.

>>126785823
That's God's wrath

Relax guys, it was just another islamic terrorist attack. Go to sleep and try to forget about it, carry on like nothing happend

THUNDER CONFIRMED
>THUNDER CONFIRMED
THUNDER CONFIRMED
>THUNDER CONFIRMED

Nothing to see here boys, wrap it up

HAPPENING !!!

I LIVE IN DOWNTOWN SYDNEY, MANY CASUALTIES

I WILL KEEP YOU GUYS UPDATED

>>126790099
Digits confirm bogan retaliation
>>126790100
So falling plasma instead of directed super plasma?

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Confirmed, I heard it in Melbourne

>>126790369
You live in shithole France.

>>126790106
I was thinking of The Last Wave, which now that I think of it probably inspired this season of The Leftovers to some extent

>>126787105
ramadamabongbang

>>126790214
>filling garbage bags with aerosols and lighting them up to cause huge bangs

got one that beats that

>Used to live in a town that had an extinct volcano near it
>High school kids fill it with tires, light them on fire
>Entire town has a shitfit

>>126790260
>Carrie Coon
The other chick in Fargo is ridiculous though. Carrie is more what I consider to be an average looking person.

>>126787868
Takes guts to pun this badly, have a (you)

>>126790510
You live in shithole Sauerkrautistan.

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RUSSIANS HACKED THE SPIDERS AND ARE CAUSING THEM TO BITE INTO BALLOONS ACROSS AUSTRALIA TRIGGERING MASS PANIC AND KILLING THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE IN STAMPEDES

>>126785823
Fucking strayas, even their thunders are as frightening as their fauna

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>>126785823
ScreenCap of some of the tweets. Apparently the whole city heard something huge.

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>>126787323
KEK

Secret spy satellite breaking the light barrier confirmed

It's probably an asteroid strike

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>>126790607
>I will never have Arby's witha troubled MILF former police chief.

Why live?

BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>126786367
Mymate in the air force said that Russia is demonstrating nuclear capabilities.

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>>126790633

>>126790369
/pol/ has flag, r-tard

>>126789238
>>126790214
I used to do that as a kid, except i would tape them together with a bottle of lighter fluid in the middle and improvised fuse. would make multiple bangs as it slowly burned. we even had a couch we would take cover behind in the middle of the woods in a sand clearing, can fragments were scattered throughout it kek

>>126790633
You live in pisshole 3rd world.

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>>126790707
>Big bang
It's the Koreans

>>126789784
english muffins are so based, lord

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>>126787868
Sigh

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>>126785823
Nothing on google at all. So I didn't even bother checking twitter.

Dud North Korea just use a nuke?

>>126791160
Nah, mate, I live in Detroit. I wish we were 3rd world.

Excuse me, I have to go put out the arson fire on my garage and chase away the guy stealing my copper pipes.

NATIVE AUSTRALIAN REPORTING IN.
AT LEAST OVER 9.0000 PEOPLES SERIOUSLY KILLED IN A SERIES.

>>126786122
they better run and take cover tho

>>126785823
Just another secret launch under the cover of thunderstorm.

pls be nukes

but really it seems..
>>126788687

>>126791183
Damn right
I have to avoid that pic every time is croll through the pics in my phone otherwise I will literally think about it for hours until I make one

>>126790498
I remember that story. the trucky took the coppers car and ran down the cunt who was robbing the servo

>>126785823
WOW LITERALLY FAKE

>>126786320
>Prepare for a hot summer of happenings daily

To be fair, in Muslim countries, it's a daily occurrence. Of course /pol/ is fags, just like those white knighting Islam, and doesn't care, even if it would push the narrative of dangerous Muslim.

Also, Ramadan starts in four days, on Saturday.

>>126789999
Hmmm

>>126791723
just fucking delete the pic you weirdass

>>126785823

THIS BETTER NOT BE MORE PINK BALLOONS

>>126785823
Probably some pink balloons or a speaker exploding. It happens every day. Nothing to worry about

>>126791755

https://vimeo.com/210107462

>>126791798

>Ramadan starts in four days.

Oh shit, terror month is almost upon us.

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>>126790465

same shit, different city

https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=3&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwiO0abK5IbUAhUrJcAKHZoXCmgQFgg4MAI&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.news.com.au%2Fnational%2Fsouth-australia%2Fhuge-thunderclap-wakes-up-much-of-adelaide%2Fnews-story%2Ff95a3ff38eeacc568877dd42e08eefda&usg=AFQjCNESJDQevNkiUuSKWR81O2dBgamkkA&sig2=HeKsnkvvY9q6J19mUi6qQQ

>>126786122
Lol that shit woke me up and is why I'm here right now

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>>126790893

>>126790651
This meme is starting to grow on me.

a north korean missile exploded by sydney holy FUUUUUUUUUCK

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>>126792133
<--- My fav character of the season (so far).

>>126787091

YOU RACIST BIGOT, how dare you generalise.

#notallemus

>>126785823
false alarm , It was just an abo farting after taking a deep whiff of petrol

>>126791882
>Deleting a pic of food that beautiful
Are you gay?

Considering that everyone in the whole city heard it but no one saw anything, it must just be loud thunder

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>>126791966
heh, good shit

>>126792072
Huh, cute shiba

>>126785823
lazy ass nigger

https://twitter.com/hashtag/sydney

i don't know if true but there it is being reported via randos

They used MOAB on Kim Dotcom in New Zealand

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>>126790707
>im literally shook

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>>126785823
OP kill urself pls.

>>126788812
An anonymous source close to the thunder industry

>>126791755
>trucky
>copper
>servo

I love Australian vocab

>>126785823
LITTERALY NUFFIN.
SAGE

>>126792035
Isn't it great.

I think I counted the past few years and there were 1,500+ killed and at least twice as many wounded each Ramadan.

>>126787037
still shitposting during the apocalypse. i love you, kangaroobros

The only thing ever to come out of Sydney is steers and queers.

>>126785823

Real. Woke me up. It was a lightning strike directly above North Sydney, the bang was absolutely fucking massive.

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>>126792133
>>126792306

>We're living in the age of the refugee

>>126792500
>>126791966
>Strayan truckies are awesome people
I'll have to keep that in mind when I visit Straya

I was watching the radar and the lightning tracker earlier. Lots of hits in the city. We had a big storm with lots of lightning that came over from the west around 3am and I was still hearing thunder until about 2 hours ago. Not really much to be concerned about. It was a pretty good lightshow though.

>>126787777
Witnessed

thunder clap

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>>126792875

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>>126788612

>>126792875
>>126793145
His Jew redpilling has been great

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>>126787777
PRAISE BE UPON HIM

>>126790707
>bug bang
spider and balloon theory confirmed

The Aboriginal Gods are angry my friends.

>>126793394
great snake's digging holes

>>126793263

Certainly the best character in the current series looking forward to him setting a new bar for evil, shame its taking so long and he still hasn't done anything.

>>126792500
>>126792969

Best part is the title of that video

>>126793757
He's Chekhov's Gun. He's sitting above the fireplace and will be used soon.

>>126786367
Down in Canberra, there was a thunderstorm less than an hour ago which woke me up. Not sure what the weather is like up there though.

>>126792547
>https://twitter.com/hashtag/sydney
Everyone says its thunder but no one knows for sure
I've been through some crazy thunder before that would make you think you are in a warzone, shaking the house and stuff
But they should know what it is based on the clouds and the weather
So im going to hedge my bets on terrorism again and see what happens...

FUCK, ISIS Just claimed responsibility for the noise in Sydney.

>>126793854
yeah, what is that about? that's why I screencaped it to begin with but I re watched it to see. I thought they meant the robber was a white supremacist

>>126790707

it was this magnificant
thing!

>>126794367
https://www.lightningmaps.org/#y=-33.2299;x=155.3313;z=6;t=3;m=sat;r=0;s=0;o=0;b=0.00;n=0;d=2;dl=2;dc=0;
It was thunder

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hi guys whats up.

im in sidney my filepino gf just farted so loud 3 times it woke me up.

+1 for asteroid

>>126792772
The only thing to ever cone out of Croatia was ??? and ???

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>>126795430
GAY, I was totally ready for more happenings.

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>>126792772

You gave us Neck Ties, the symbol of capitalism

>>126796624
She's so fucking hot

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>>126785823
Fake news, sage goes in all fields

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>>126796403

meant for >>126795825

and might I also add, Dalmatians

So a dalmatian necktie is the epitomy of croationess

BREAKING NEWS

AN EMU PECKED CUNTS EYES OUT

>>126786122
CAN'T YOU HEAR CAN'T YOU HEAR THE THUNDER
YOU BETTER RUN YOU BETTER TAKE COVER

>>126797063
HOLY SHIT TANKS IN 30 MINUTES

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>>126797292
cops already on the scene

>>126793956

Oh I know I'm just impatient.

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>>126787868
Ayyyy

Yeah, I'm seeing those twitter feeds too, although alot of people are saying thunder.
Bump for interest anyway.

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>>126787868
You better run, you better take cover!

>>126792875
It was fucking hilarious how they did a bait and switch on his fucked up teeth, making him English and then explaining it later.

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why does it take 205 posts to get a screenshot of the radar?

>>126799059
I legit thought that was a Pepe Godzilla from the thumbnail.

>>126798990

Still not sure if he's simply bulimic or if there is a deeper level to it. He seems to have some super human senses, able to smell the washed period blood from days before, eavesdrop from a distance etc.

>>126786817
Maybe he has a tasty hat?