Fidget spinner black pill

>>126780606
I've been crafting faulty spinners for my cousins, they come apart at high speed.

>A piece of spinning metal/plastic smaller than your hand is going to throw the earth into the sun.
>but tops, rockets, nukes, gyroscopes are just fine

Throw yourself into the sun you lunatic.

>>126780606
what about tires and motors/gears?

>>126781334
How about fans? There are several millions ceiling fans alone, all rotating in the same direction, operating across the US right fucking now.

Is "fidget spinners are causing X" the new shitty conspiracy theory /pol/ is going to push?

>could
>theoretically
That means no.

>>126781925
How about flywheel energy storage? There are huge wheels being spun to temporarily store electric energy.

Are fidget spinners the new symbol of the alt-right?

>>126780606
Lol so gay

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>>126781925
>Fans all turning in the same direction
>more fans the fast the earth turns, slowly warming it
>as the world population grows so does the demand for fans
>soon we spin so fast the ice caps melt and we are crushed by the resulting gravity

>>126780606
>denver physicist
Smoked waaay too much ganja there

>>126781925
Maybe that's the cause of global warming. They've been edging us closer to the sun.

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>>126781334
If he threw himself at the sun wouldn't that make him a soltic?