ITT: post things that get bongs arrested

what happened to that one bong who was carrying a bunch of knives the other day?

>>126775207
I neither own a TV nor have a license for one

>>126775207
>be american
>get shot

>>126775207
I can't find a pic of opinions and free thought

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>>126775207
OI, bin that knife m8!

The truth.

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>>126775207
>using your eyes

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Old, but actually happened.

>>126775207
*Has an original thought*

>>126777309
I can literally bring this safely into banks while at work here in the states. Anyone waving a knife around justs gets shot anyways.

>>126777244
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>>126776778

No.
Fucking.
Way.

>>126776778
>Meanwhile someone can walk straight into a concert about to end and blow a huge bomb without being seen by any camera and security agent.
But don't post nothing islamophobe on internet bongs or else !

>>126777468
>ICES

>>126777583
Liberals in America get wet for Britain's anti-hate speech and anti-weapons laws.

>>126777583
See UK? Even belgium thinks you're cucked.
Fucking
Belgium

>>126778005
>Belgium
Who cares

>>126775599
How the fuck does that even make sense???

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lmaoooooo

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I post these to make people of the UK want to stand up and push back. To wake them up, for them to understand how complacent their population has become.
I love the people of the UK, my gf of seven years even came from there. Now that's she's here, she cannot believe how cucked it is over there, in her own words. You've all been brainwashed and conditioned.

>>126778334
Dude, you just answered your own question.
When someone from irrelevant cucked belgium thinks you guys are cucked it should be an eye opener.

>>126778420
>tfw no cockney gf

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>mfw installing new parts onto my AR-15 while monitoring this thread

>>126775599
>don't pay for something
>fund something
Makes sense

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>>126778385

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

I knew bongland was fucked, but some of the shit in this thread, just oh my good God in heaven.

Wake the fuck up my fellow Americans, they are trying to push this shit over here.

Are british men allowed to have testicles?

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COME GET ME ROZZERS

Britbongs, I'm actually curious. Do these really accurately represent what happens across the pond? Because this shit is insane. If so I'm very sorry.

>>126775390
Got sent to straya.

>>126778950
did u pay ur kettle license

>>126776577
Be lucky. Be so fucking lucky you are where you are. Youll get yours in time, count on it.

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>>126777843
>a toy gun

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>>126779036
I'll call it before it happens.
They will complain about daily mail articles, despite them actually being real stories that actually fucking happened.
Daily mail sucks, but the articles I'm posting are real.

>>126776577
plz, man...I'm doing my best to quit porn and masturbation.

>>126777053
lmao bongs can't even buy a fucking spoon if they're under 18

>>126775257
>exercising first ammendment rights

Fpbp

>>126778950
I am reporting you to the authorities via twitter

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We're gonna fucking free the shit out of you Rory.

We're gonna make Britain great again.

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How much would this house cost in Bongland?

>5 beds 5 baths 5,573 sqft
>$349,900

>Absolutely amazing Near-South Mansion with some very interesting history dating back to the early 1900's. 5 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms, nearly 7,500 finished square feet, and a newer kitchen with newer cabinets, granite counters, and stainless steel appliances. There are two stairways, 3 sunrooms, 4 levels (all finished), 2 fireplace. The finished basement has a 2nd kitchen. There's a wrap around covered porch & 4 stall garage with an attic that could turn into a great mancave, guest house, or more.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2110-A-St-Lincoln-NE-68502/6575073_zpid/

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Take your country back!

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>>126779332
Kys fucking nonce

>>126775207
BIN THAT KNIFE GOY!

>>126778912
Uh yeah are you stupid? Long as your black and brown your all good!

>>126779557
>that pecan tree in the front yard
free pecans, hell yeah.

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>>126779281
over my cold dead body.

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Britain will ban these next

>>126779332
Fuck this country and everyone who lives here.

>>126779786
wtf is #7 used for?

>>126775207
>>/bant/

>>126780007
Fuck off, this is clearly a political thread.

>>126777053
lmao bongs can't even buy a fucking spoon if they're under 18

>>126778158
>you cant even have bullets in the UK

>>126779036
No. It's harder than in US, but getting weapons is not too hard if you know the right people. There are just some really stupid laws that make it appear to be impossible.
>>126779377
yes we can.

>>126779882
is it really that bad? germany already feals like hell. can you even buy a gun?

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Obligatory

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can someone tell me if this is real

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>>126780296
Not a one off, these things are a thing.

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Hijacked: post things that WON'T get bongs arrested.

>>126779911
why does it matter? it looks f*cking dangerous and NEEDS TO BE BANNED

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>>126775207
>post things in this thread amerifats die from
pic related

>>126775207
this whole thread is unfuckingbelievable, you bongs are really under much more control of you overlords than continental europe (for now)
i guess you even believe half of those insanities are because of EU...

>>126779126
Lmao bongs can't even buy spoons if they're under 18, their laws even more retarded than ours

>>126778950
senpai youz a real badman innit

>>126780460
stop with the denial

>>126775599
that has to be a joke.

>>126779990
I don't know how people could see something like that and not be immediately concerned

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oh wait

>>126780374
nvm found it
http://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/8805022.Fossgate_bullet_find_mystery/#comments-anchor

>Well done that man from the music shop! Where else would one responsibly dispose of a 'live round'?? The bin? I think the right action was taken, if I had any live ammunition in my drawers I would jolly well ask the police to dispose of it!

>>126775207
>tfw carry deodorant and lighter to defend myself

>>126780497
These are banned because of the small print in one of our laws, I think it's dumb and should be amended but it's not as bad as you think. Nobody banned kenda eggs in particular.

>>126780625
It's true though. That extension enables you to buy it legally.

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>>126780498

UK is the most cucked country in Europe by far.

Check this out. In UK, it's illegal for a parent of a Muslim rape gang victim to present evidence to the police.

>A girl's mother copied the names, numbers and text messages of 177 Asian men, including a police officer, from her daughter's mobile phone after the 13-year-old went missing for five days. Police said that using the information would infringe the girl's and the men's human rights.

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>>126780374
It is, /k/ was very amused when it happened

>>126776577
Fuck off with your gay shit.

>>126775599

oh i'm sure fit girl is the one funding isis.

>>126775599
Is this real life?

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>>126780636
>that has to be a joke.

Nope.

>>126775599
>completely stupid scenario
>can't even put it into words so it's at least understandable on the first reading
What retard did greenlight this? I'd be furious if my taxes got paid for such an utterly ridiculous nonsensical ad campaign.

>>126779557

About £100,000,000,000 if you haggle

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>>126780766
>oppressing proud POC

>>126780753
The gun needs to be in one safe, locked at all times.
The ammunition has to be in a separate safe, away from the other safe, locked at all times.

You have to give the authorities a good reason for having a gun, and self defense is not one of them.

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>>126780460
Keep that in a state licensed facility?

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>>126776577
you mentally ill piece of garbage. i sincerely hope you are seriously injured if you desire children. i hope to god i get to satisfy myself upon your pain you sick subhuman piece of fucking dog shit. i will end you.

>>126781004
A good reason includes clay pigeon shooting. Just join a gun club. It's that easy.

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>>126778842
pretty jewish argument honestly.

>spend more shekels so you dont fund isis goy

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>>126779036
Burgers, I'm actually curious. Does this really accurately represent what happens across the pond? Because this shit is insane. If so I'm very sorry.

>>126781235
What is the point in all of this?

>>126780497
You have any idea how fast we have to eat to stay this big and beautiful.

>>126781285
Nah, those people couldn't legally acquire guns.
They asked a friend to do it for them.

Also, it's not really all that common. Whereas much of the criticisms of Britain in this thread are quite common.

>>126777244
http://archive.is/6p5u3
>Lisa Jones, prosecuting, told Swansea magistrates at an earlier hearing: "Fabrice Muamba collapsed on the pitch and was believed to have died. Shortly after, Stacey posted on Twitter: 'LOL, Fuck Muamba. He's dead.'"

>After other Twitter users criticised Stacey, prompting him to post further offensive and racist comments, users reported him to police forces around Britain.

>Stacey branded people who criticised him on Twitter as "wogs" and told one to "go pick some cotton".

>The court heard Stacey tried to claim his account had been hacked and tried to delete his page.

>He texted a friend to say: "I said something about Muamba that I shouldn't have and tweeted back to some people who abused me. Getting police on me now, which isn't good at all."

Holy shit UK explain yourself

>>126781133
Good luck using a gun in self defense unlocking two separate safes in separate areas.

Also, an airgun that hits with over 12 foot pounds is considered a firearm over there.

You're also not allowed to have curved swords unless they are antique.

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>>126777419
>bong teens are so desperate for blades that they resort to purchasing these abominations

>>126779631
That happens when you don't have a constitution that preserve your rights.
In Britain in the last ultimate interpretation of law, the government has all the power. They don't just punish who commits a crime they actually punish you for things they believe will make commit a crime. This is a definition of a police state.

>>126781285
yes.

keeps the normies in check honestly.

>>126781004
Neck yourself dude, I'll put my guns and ammunition wherever I please.

>>126781285

Okay, I dont send my kids to school in connecticut AND I can still cut steak. Checkmate bong

>>126781526
;_; they cant buy butterknifes though so they bought zombies knives

>>126781565
Why are you mad at me?

>>126781468
Why do you know all of these facts? Why have you saved so much of this onto your computer? How fat are you btw?
>implying anybody keeps theirs in separate safes unless the police are visiting

>>126780923
How many days until the CDU wants something similar for germany?

>>126775599
so the people who blew up in pieces in the ariana grande concert were pirating it? amazing

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>>126779694
>your black
>your all good!

Asking me if I'm stupid, heh. I get what you are saying tho, my grammatically challenged friend.

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>>126775257
:(
Im so happy i was born in america

>>126776577
Sick fuck

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>>126781526
And then they got banned.

>>126775403
>Be greek
>Pay Debnts

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>>126781755
>Im so happy i was born in america

Of course.

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>>126781132
you're a big guy.

>>126781669
>
I make my own knifes and swords, easy peasy.
You are allowed any pre-1890 design that is traditionally made.

>>126779557
>Nebraska
>DUI capital of the world

I mean, it's nice but yeah.

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This one happened, only for a day, but still.

>>126780694
>>126780497
>>126780733

hate to say it but the reason kinder eggs are banned is pretty reasonable.
it goes something like "food shouldn't contain not edible parts that children can choke on blah blah", something along those lines.

>>126777244
Shit like this really needs to be spread, maybe more people will wake up to how fucked up our current society is.

>>126777053
mobile CCTV!?!?!?!
What the shit?!?

>>126775599
Holy kek who makes these things at the BTP???

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>>126781857
My countries fucking huge hans, all they do is sit in shit hole cities and kill each other, why would i be upset?

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>>126781285
300 million people statistically 0. Only happens in "gun free" zones where there are a ton of socialist cucks.

>>126779911
Looks like they came from a nail gun. The wires hold the nails together. Others use glue and paper.

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>>126782340

Blacks aren't a problem. Got it.

>>126782171
I heard in your country it's illegal to put IED's in your food

>>126781707
>Why do you know all of these facts?
My gf of seven years is from the UK. I have spent a total of months there combined.
>Why have you saved so much of this onto your computer?
Because it's important to spread obviously.
>How fat are you btw?
About 13% body fat right now, been below 12%. 6'00 175lbs.

>>126777566
>Brits are now going after golf clubs
How long until golf will be outlawed?

>>126776577
Degeneracy, that shit should be banned everywhere.

Also reported.

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>>126780460
I would be FUCKING EMBARRASSED to post such an abomination.

Why not just attach it to a fucking broom handle, lol..

>>126782600
It seems like you're just doing it to gloat desu m8. We know how shit it is, we don't need you rubbing the salt in.

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>>126782498
>Implying such a thing

>>126782600
Self defense law is common law. The standard scenario, if someone is on your property and/or they attempt to harm you, you can harm possibly kill them. If the burglar run away, you pursued them and then harmed them, it becomes a crime.

>>126782256
I mean its still shit but better then I thought

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>>126781857
we may have a nigger infestation but they all came back in the 1700's as farm property, and we have the freedom to call them niggers

unlike G*rmany, where your jewish government imports them by the millions to fuck your women, and if you even look at one of they funny they throw your ass in jail

theres also more white people in America then G*rmany as well

>>126782743
We can own normal rifles as well as shotguns in addition to the broomhandguns.

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>>126782545

don't believe their jewish lies anon, that's a Christmas tradition here.

>>126782256

When I'm not NEET and living with my parents (read: never) I will have to save up and get me some of these weapons

>>126782915
I'm not just rubbing salt. I love the UK believe it or not. It's your laws I have a problem with. I want you guys to snap free of your complacency and take your country back. Brexit was a good start.

>>126782992
If I get £5000 I have the property requirements for the 50 cal steyr HS

>>126781857
That's not America, those are advanced training and experimentation zones for socialist and human poachers

>>126775207
"Muslims suck Allah's dick"

>>126783146
Well, thanks for trying to help (I do appreciate it), but it's a bit pointless doing it on /pol/. It's like preaching to the choir.

>>126778950
Your fingers in that pose could easily be mistaken for a real gun, this act of terrorism will not stand!

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>>126783058
>white people in America

Hi whitey <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0wIR6cDenM

>>126782967
Don't forget the duty to retreat, even in your own home

>>126783146
why don't you start by tackling 45% of your population?

>>126780374
Fake. Thats an .22lr

>>126783067
Semi autos have to be rimfire.
Any centerfire rifles have to have their gas system removed so you have to re-chamber a round each shot.

>>126783518
I've heard of this being suggested by operators of people on call with the police or if police are close enough for a quick response and the person isn't in immediate danger. It's reasonable, not something I agree with but not limited to the UK by any means.

>>126783532
Who's to say I'm not?
It's possible for me to have multiple concerns in this world.

>>126780756
yes, I read about it.whole country looks to me like a testing ground to see how far and how fast they can go without people revolting.
and then they push it on rest of us.
joke is that bongs feel constrained by EU...
when in fact surveillance/freedom of speech/shitskin immigration and right to defend themselves is much worse than any country in continental europe

>>126783650
We do have a problem, but it's better than most expect.

>>126783767
So why are you on here trying to arm a bunch of British neets when every branch of your government at state and federal level is being occupied by shitskins? Are you waiting for your 2nd nigger president or your 3rd?

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>>126775207

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>Britbongs risk jail time for wanking to lolis
Feels good to be free.

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>>126775207
Better watch that mouth or it's into the jail with you, CHATTEL.

>>126783466
All those descriptions say everything but white you fag

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You're easier off making nazi salutes than this indecent gesture when within the UK.

>>126784144

There is literally nothing wrong with admiring and appreciating beautiful, uncut penis.

Not that you would know, your parents sold your foreskin to the Jews right after your birth.

>>126783996
You guys are our western brothers, we need to be in this together.
BTW, you just did exactly what you're accusing me of.

>>126776577
G L O B A L R U L E 3

>>126784455
You're easier off making nazi salutes than leaving the house in Swedistan.

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>>126785222
The thing is arming everybody in Britain wouldn't solve every problem, not even close. On this map, in the red/orange areas you could expect it to look like Chicago. I agree with gun ownership but there are more important issues to solve. Like those red areas existing in the first place.

>>126783742
True, all of the EU has similar laws and a few states over here as well, although that might be related to confrontations outside of the home

>>126781285
Think of the US like the Wild west and its not bad.

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>>126775207
Islam is anti-intellectual and incompatible with advanced civilization.

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>>126775207

Bongs is legal you dipshit towhead.

>>126780460