Brit/pol/ - THOUSAND YEAR TORY REICH Edition

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This election is fucking shite lads, it's like the 2015 candidates have been replaced with more boring versions of themselves.

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>>126617721

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>there are actual northerners posting in this thread right now
Wish you'd all just die tbqh.

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Are vegetarian/vegan lasses allowed to eat spunk?

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/KENT/ Reporting in.

>>126617851

At least in 2015 with Call me Dave he was the king of bants, putting his dick in a pigs mouth, few cheeky beers with the lads, relating to the common man by doing something like normie like leaving his daughter in the pub, using Easyjet etc.

>>126617983
Not vegan in theory but they all swallow black cock and everything that comes out of it so idk

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anyone have any melancholic fascistic music to listen to?

could be classical, electronic, folk, industrial, whatever. I just want something that sounds deep and strong and sombre. Doesn't even need to be intentionally fascist, just that kinda vibe I guess

>1000 year Tory reich

Not after the poll results in Wales :,)

>>126617851
We need a new party
Or move to the Falklands

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HELP ME SEAMUS! I DIDN'T MEAN TO WIN AHHHHHH! DIANE, JOHN, ANYONE!... SAVE ME!

>>126617983
They love it. Because it's the only real protein they get. And it reminds them of their dad

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>tfw watching the present is a foreign country

make it stop lads, what's happened to our once great country?

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It's 2017. What kind of absolute moron still believes in the Holocaust?

>>126617851

It's difficult for Corbyn to more boring than Millipede

/Leicester/ reporting in.

It's pretty non-white here. There's an angry black women turning over bins in the alley behind my apartment block. I've closed the curtains and turned off the lights in hope she'll go away.

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>Irish housing

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Curl up and get comfy lads. Last one for tonight.

Lawrence Wright on Saudi Newspapers and the Mecca Girl's School Fire: http://vocaroo.com/i/s16OI3BZUyiD

Taken from The Terror Years.

Archive: https://pastebin.com/YFf0WDsK

GET COMFY

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>>126618014
Hello my fellow Kentish men

>>126617606
from the last thread
>May I ask if it set you back much, or do you rent?
£24000

I also pay £2500 to stay on the park and have an address etc which is basically rent but it's way cheaper than renting a real property.

Also the park has free wifi, swimming pool and I don't pay any taxes so it's a pretty comfy life overall, I don't miss much from living in a home

>talking about voting Tory
>on 4chan
>when may would literally shut down 4chan she had the chance with no second questions.
>literally wants to make state run internet

Do you fucks even read the news? Voting for May is the highest form of cuckoldry

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>>126618131
How dare you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CLVvyJnDqY

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100th anniversary of the glorious people's revolution lads. Let's get Corbyn in to celebrate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmkySNDX4dU

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With the shit going down in Venezuela, why aren't conservatives bringing up Corbyn's Chavez link's again? Seems like some easy points

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>>126618100
We need to ban the internet lad
It's the only way to stop this madness

>>126618064
bump

>>126618121
>If it's not impossible, then there must be a way to do it
really stimulates my sternum

>>126618014
/Invicta/ Best county, Tonbridge reporting

>>126618064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmJQ9lmAnck

Maybe close to what you're looking for?

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When are you going to swallow the navybluepill, chaps?

>>126618226
HERE'S ONE 4 U https://librivox.org/the-republic-version-2-by-plato/

Walking to uni library lads. Dropping off 2 books and picking up a few more. Finished a couple books on the empire and picking up something on Hayek and maybe Hitchens.

Any recs brit/pol/?

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>>126618083
Prime Minister Corbyn

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>>126618173
>apartment block
Hello non-white.
>>126618095
>>126618050
I'd laugh if it wasn't depressing

>>126617970

We have all the farmland you shandy drinking ponces.

>>126618323

I suspect Lynton Crosby has this prepared for the final 2 weeks.

Memes aside, isn't it completely fair to say that a combination of Blarite/Tory rule has completely fucked our social mobility? I was browsing through RightMove earlier, found a house for £1,000,000 which wasn't even that special, and saw that you'd have to pay back more than £5,000 per month on a mortgage for that, even after the £100,000 deposit. Even if you're on a salary of £100,000, you only take home about £5,500 per month, so you wouldn't be able to afford this place.

Is it even possible to lift yourself out of your social class these days? I'm happy with wealth inequality, but the rich should be there on merit rather than inherited wealth.

Brassed off is a fucking depressing film

>>126618323
No one who votes for Labour knows what Venezuela is.

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>>126617851
I miss based Dave tbqh.

>>126618341
I am voting Tory so she bans 4chan and frees us from this hell

>>126618064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWINpXNd5KE

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>>126618064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=774GvRN2yKk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ej1SI4BRv8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V35cxutR7gc

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>most important Minister campaigning in a seat with a 12k Lab majority

Their internal polling mustn't be as bad as the public ones

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>>126618512

>OFFICAL BRIT/POL/ POLL:
http://www.strawpoll.me/13011892
>OFFICAL BRIT/POL/ POLL:
http://www.strawpoll.me/13011892
>OFFICAL BRIT/POL/ POLL:
http://www.strawpoll.me/13011892

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What the fuck

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>mfw i actually think labour would be a better choice than tories
this timeline i swear to god

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My main motivation in this election has become making this country worse faster so we can start again

>>126618419
Nice one lad I'll add it to the archive

>>126618560
It's the only place I can afford to live. The council houses are all taken up by the immigrant communities.

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>Vote for Brexit
>Muh freedom XD
>Muh right win surge
>Muh Based Mummy May
>Le left BTFO
>Patriotism is back XD

Reminder that Brexit will LITERALLY lead to a marxist, IRA supporting, CND activist becoming Prime Minister and even more pakis coming here.

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>>126618064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGrkCjn4uTo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EdUjlawLJM

>>126618595
You don't pay the asking price. That said, house prices have gone up massively. No one buying a £1 million pound house is doing so from their salary.

>>126618742
How, because you hate the tories or actually think labour are good?

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>>126618585
This. It was only a couple of days ago that the Tories really started using their, likely massive, anti-Corbyn file. It's no coincidence that Diane's anti-British quote suddenly surfaced.

>>126618743
Yeah, and when you fall sick do you cut off parts of your flesh in the hope you'll heal faster?

Who's the one who'll start WW3 the quickest?

>>126618742
If LAB were anti-immigration and anti-EU I'd vote for them in a fucking heartbeat, but those two things are too important to me to ever vote for those nog-loving Muslims-sympathising nation haters.

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>>126618742
Euroshits out!

>>126618064

Too Jewish?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUAF3abGY2M

>>126618809
i miss the old elephant poster who posted about tory landslide

you suck

>MUH IRA
>MUH IRA
>MUH IRA
>MUH IRA

Thing is no one knows who they are anymore so it has next to zero affect against Corbyn and the under 30s

>there are people ITT who will legitimately vote for Labour

It baffles me.

>>126618739
Eh, you get plenty of people who identify as Christians when asked because they were brought up around it, but who don't really believe any of it.

>>126618885

depends, if i sick with a colossal growth of pakis, yes

>>126618585
I mean, there is also that theory the cons are letting thermselves take a bit of flack without heavy return fire because they fear voters might get complacent and not bother voting because they think it's a landslide.

>>126618064

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_I30lFWDsto

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>>126618927
>implying you are not European

>>126618809

So you're saying that we shouldn't have left the EU?

>>126618981

>Implying large number of that demographic will even vote

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She's used the Snoopers Charter to look at your internet history. What has she seen?

>>126618897
Honestly probably May. When the Tories get their almost guaranteed majority, if the Yanks continue dicking about in other parts of the world, the Tories will be foaming at the mouth to follow suit.

>>126619069
Fuck you Pavlov.

>>126618739

You can be Jewish and atheist. Believe in all the cultural stuff,just not the whole god thing.

A bit like celebrating Christmas, sending cards, getting married at church etc, just not believing in a man in the sky.

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>>126618913
If we had more like are George running labour I would too

First time on Brit/pol/ in a while. Who are you voting for lads? I'm going with Mummy May.

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>The current state of the U.K. at the moment

Assuming the worst, what's the chance any of you would up and leave? Where would you go?

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>>126618975
>J-Jeremy will lose
>St-stop being mean to Mummy :'(

>>126619052
better woo song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-Hz3A9nKng

>>126618877
labor would turn the uk into a mudslime shithole, but the tories would turn it into a kike-run orwellian state. one of those situations is much easier to fix than the other

>>126619117
Far too much mom/son roleplay porn tbqh. Not even mummy-memeing.

>>126618595
>Is it even possible to lift yourself out of your social class these days?
no, the fact we still have them is somewhat embarrassing

say what you want about the continentals but they really do have a better standard of living, £1,000,000 could get you fantastic property in Europe

in a couple of decades I imagine even Eastern Europe will be a better place to live than here, might be worth investing in somewhere like Hungary

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>>126619069
>implying we are
We're an island in the middle of the atlantic ocean, we have no cultural or geographical links to you plebians.

>>126619044

Interesting idea, it might drive more of a shy Tory affect like last time.

>>126618981
>The under 30s
>Relevant in elections
Pick one

The IRA stuff cuts through extremely well with the age groups that actually vote. Don't fall for the young people will swing it for Corbyn meme, that's what they said for the Referendum, 2015, the Indyref and even the AV vote. They always talk a big game and have a massive registration drive but they still can't be bothered to go and vote.

>>126618715
They're putting Hammond out to pasture though. No plans for him to be chancellor post-election.

Also, Tory lead in marginals is down from 20% to 3% pre U-turn

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Just gave myself the worst bastard of a papercut

>>126619217
florida

shoot guns n sheit

what's this labour meme i keep hearing?
I thought you guys just had huge Conservative gains?

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Lads, are we looking at a high turnout, over 65%?

Seems to he a massive push for DA YUFF to vote

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>>126619080
Yes. Brexit has literally won us NOTHING. Your big fat prize for it will be associative EU status and more nignogs and pakis coming here.

>>126618809
>Brexit will LITERALLY lead to a marxist
mate, corbyn has been leader of labour since 2015

>>126618876
I just can't see myself ever being able to afford a house like the one I grew up in, even though I'm on £30k already and will probably be on £50-60k in the future (which is more than my dad makes, and he's the only earner in our house). This housing market really is completely fucked.

Not memeing or anything lads, but how many of you will actually be voting Labour or Lib Dem?

I am conservative minded, however, the Tories are fucking retards. There's no way I can vote for the status quo. May is literally a parody.

>>126619189
He said this? But he LIVED in tower hamlets and Bradford, in a house and everything, with them?

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DON'T RACE MIX.

>>126619366
Theresa Mayhem decided to fuck over old people, who are the Tory's biggest voting base, they're getting too arrogant, Corbyn won't win but they might not get a landslide now.

Lads is there an antithesis to Peter Hitchens in regards to outlook? Someone who says "yes, Britain will prevail, and here's why". I need some comfort desu, feeling a bit down.

>>126619366
conservatives released a dogshit manifesto and its turning everyone away

ALSO
Free universities
Free trains
Free healthcare

All at the cost of your daughters to be submitted to the will of Allah

>>126619490
DanielHannan.avi

>>126619246
Labour would turn the UK into a mudslime shithole, but the tories would turn it into a kike-run Orwellian state aswell.
Fixed your statement.

Lads labour is all over social media and Theresa May is fucking up every interview, is a corbyn upset happening?

Just heard about this Justice For Chelsey thing. Apparently a young girl in Sunderland was drugged and gang raped by immigrants, their DNA was found on and in her, but they were released with no charge. There have been protests in Sunderland, with decent numbers, but I hadn't heard about it until today. Don't think it got any media coverage. Shit's fucked up.

>>126618512
>Any recs brit/pol/?
peter hitchens - the abolition of britain.

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>>126618401
>>126618680
>>126618694
>>126618817
>>126618954
>>126619052

cheers lads, will be listening to each one. In the right kind of mood for this music

>>126619490

If you want comfort, you have to learn to accept our fate.

>>126619476
Why is means testing free money for the ancient that bad? I get the obvious
>muh free money
But still.

>>126619395
And almost certainly wouldn't have remained leader until the next election.

>>126619336
>Also, Tory lead in marginals is down from 20% to 3% pre U-turn
Source?

>>126619397
>I just can't see myself ever being able to afford a house like the one I grew up in
you never will, that's the point for the elites, keep squeezing the middle class and making them poorer each generation

>>126619189
R George is often surprisingly based. Walked past him a couple of weeks ago, he was just sat in a coffee shop next door to my work with his ridiculous fedora. Thought about going in to congratulate him on the stance he took against Blair and co, but didn't - he'd have probably just told me to fuck off anyway.

Anyone sticking cheeky money on a hung parliament?

£180 return for a tenner if this all pans out, bois.

>>126619362
A good choice tbqh. As long as you don't mind bugs, Cubans, and the occasional hurricane.

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>when the Blairites walk through the door

>>126619288
>£1,000,000 could get you fantastic property in Europe

It could, but property laws and taxes are nightmarish in Europe. Really, they're a million times worse than what we have here. I know this from first hand experience (I own property in Austria, and have previously owned in Sardinia and France) and although you pay a lot more here for a house you know what you're getting in to.

Croatia, Greece, Spain, Portugal, Switzerland I would flatly avoid. Eastern Europe proper is cheap enough for a punt but don't be surprised if you suddenly find out you don't own something and owe the local government thousands. France can be okay, but there are still a lot of horror stories. Same in Italy. Austria is tolerable as they're extremely efficient, but it's still a legal minefield for owning a home.

Buying a home is much more simple in the UK, even compared to Ireland, and you are very unlikely to get caught out.

>>126618323
>Muh largest oil reserves.
Yep, no CIA in sight here.

>>126619556

MiltonFriedman.jpg

>>126619217
Tough question. Possibly somewhere in the south of the US, depending on the temperature and freedoms of the states in question. Maybe to Norn, if things are a bit better over there though they probs wouldn't be.

I'd do Australia if it wasn't a burning wasteland filled with murderous animals.

>>126619620
>that bad
it isn't, it's the right thing to do

Evey candidate is shit were fucked lads

>>126619637
https://twitter.com/alantravis40/status/866650065808625664

>>126619675
Loads of Brits in Florida. I think it has the most out of any US state.

I'd go to Idaho, to be honest. Or New England. Florida is pleasant in parts but it's bloody dangerous too and I'd have serious doubts about living there once I got old.

>>126619703
>>126619703
>>126619703

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl-ai9HuR60

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl-ai9HuR60

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl-ai9HuR60

>>126619756
>>126619217
Aus or NZ, but I probably will not.

>>126619666
Which company? That sound too good to be true desu

>>126618694
You've got great taste lad.

>>126619490
Bowden I suppose. Bowden was just as blackpilled in some ways but was optimistic in others.

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>>126619629
>And almost certainly wouldn't have remained leader until the next election
who knows? probably would've been able to. and after 5 more years of crap tory governance..

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>>126619217
'Stralia

>>126619871
Fairly sure Florida is filled to the absolute brim with leftist scum and illegal mexicans.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4531032/Primary-school-headmistress-scrap-SATs-exams.html

>>126619768
My point exactly. I don't get why it's such a horrific thing?

I also understand this house thing and care but it doesn't again seem all that bad. It just seems like the media needed something for a story this week.

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Yes goy! You continue to listen to hip-hop and other such (((progressive))) genres, meanwhile our fellow Jewish brothers master their instruments and create timeless gems...
All of the current best musicians are Jewish.

Yes! Indeed goy! Eat it up! Good pet!

https://youtu.be/dwsmezthjyc

https://youtu.be/5bVRTtcWmXI

https://youtu.be/huPX1NzK1dw

Above works will still be listened to in a thousand years. They are masterpieces.

>>126619246
We have a chance to actually conduct a policy which matters; brexit.
Labours brexit minister says that a bad deal is better than no deal which guarantees us a bad deal.
Some vaguely worded Internet policy isn't the same as turning the uk into an orwellian state. Really have a think about the kind of Labour that would be in government.
Education sec with no education
Abbot as home sec
Thornberry as foreign sec
Literal marxist as chancellor
Increased corporation tax and increased regulations which almost guarantees business will leave post brexit
Trade union influence on the economy not seen since the 70s.
I cannot for the life of me see how someone would come to the conclusion that labour is the lesser of two evils.

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>>126620003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khpnVRRowN4

>>126619490
Millennial Woes doesn't sugarcoat anything, and I wouldn't call him an intellectual like Hitchens, but he does offer a kind of bitter but hopeful optimism that things might be slowly going in our direction.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=C3BHYmQdMDM

watch this lad

>>126618402
Reminder that bootlickers should not be allowed a vote so as to separate the military power from democratic power. Swallow the off-white pill.

>>126619988
They voted For Trump mate

Has May blown it by going after drains on society in the manifesto?

Why are people so committed to spending their earnings on people who will literally never contribute to society and ruin the lives of everyone around them by being such a burden?

>>126620003
The only people it is stressful for is the teachers because they don't want the school to look like dog shit. All SATs do is decide which classes you go to.

>>126618064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FklZ2-rRCVM

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>>126618954
>Too Jewish?
Is there such a thing?

>>126620112
>a fucking YouTuber

The utter state of HopeMongs.

>>126620121
Oh yeah, I was thinking of California for some reason.

>>126619401

Just vote Labour, May is the most incompetent retard I've ever seen, actually repulses me to look at her wrinkly bag of a face.

>>126619836
>https://twitter.com/alantravis40/status/866650065808625664
welp

>marginsl
because it isn't like its won or lost there or anything...

>>126619707
Do the laws and taxes become more tolerable if you live there permanent? I'm actually learning German and would move to Austria if I could find work there and property is cheapish

>>126619988
I think their spics are mostly Cubans, who are more conservative than Mexicans

>>126619490
fuck off you fanny stop being emotionally weak, we are doomed get used to it.

>>126619707
>Austria is tolerable as they're extremely efficient,
kek, that's funny since everyone here makes fun of our bureaucracy for being lazy and slow, but I guess compared to some Itallian scammers they must seem highly efficient.

>but it's still a legal minefield for owning a home.
well, we love ORDNUNG and rules

>>126620121
Tbf 25% of blacks in florida are not legally allowed to vote.

>>126618715
They've already paid the officials to rig this one like the other 12 who got cleared by the judiciary. Sadly The Beast may also sadly "die of natural causes" to prevent suspicion.

Does Corbyn actually have a chance or is the internet just memeing?

>>126620112
> Smoking on camera
> Smoking indoors

Scruffy cunt. Bet he's smoking Mayfair too.

>>126620328
He does not.

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>>126618626
>tfw you get nostalgic over cheeky Nando's 2015 memes

>>126619536

There will always be those trying to scam the system, but I would say that's a bit of a subsistence diet for three days.

The parcels I saw were basically a carrier bag (one) with pretty much what's on the list at the link you shared. the food was donated by local churches.

>>126620328
No, not only are the Tories leading by double digits, but the electoral system is heavily tilted in favour of the Tories.

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>>126620096
fuuuuuck, i know labour is a terrible choice but i become such a one issue guy with privacy and free speech
vote ukip pls

>>126620415
p-promise? What about a nightmarish coalition?

>>126618064

https://youtu.be/3m4xjzZr6fo

>>126620328
He is most likely going to either just win or just lose. A conservative landslide or large majority is impossible.

>>126618121
This is ripe for alteration

>>126620003
Good. SATS do nothing but harm childrens education

>>126620003
Translation: nog children are unable to do what human children can.

>>126619217
Not the US or Oz like the other posters, they're both far too dangerous. Probably Eastern Europe or Russia. Most likely Russia for the increased stability.

>>126620003
She's not the PE teacher then!

thread election soundtrack is here:
https://youtu.be/ICPp_1SDueM?t=63

>>126620512
>drowning in pakis and caring about free speech

>>126620328
>Does Trump actually have a chance or is the internet just memeing?

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LABOUR SURRRRRGGGE

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>>126620512
>voting

>>126620124
Most people don't like to think of themselves as being heartless and in the case of the pensioners, some of those people fought in the war or helped rebuild the country afterwards. Like, surely if anyone left on this damp rock deserves respect, it's them?

>>126620518

MI5 and the military will prevent that.

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>>126618595
>>126618876
>>126619397
>>126619640
>>126619288
>>126619707


Pills. I've got pills. Red-Pills.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B24wHuyDETj3dzNzS1E5V1lfNkU/view

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8FbUtunhic

Pro-Tip:
>Save your money and witness the biggest crash in your lifetime.
It's already started btw. CHeck out core central London prices and internal banking an BoE documentation.

Check out property118 and learn about buy-to-let leeching from the productive economy using cheap credit and tax-advantages to monopolise housing without investing much money of their own.
Watch them get BTFO.
Pick up a good home for a decent price.
>Patience.

>>126620635
Neck yourself

>>126620556
Bull fucking shit.
They decide which classes the children go to. So unless you want some top students to be put in the same classes as the dipshits thus ruining their overall grades in secondary school

>>126620659

true but disabled benefits?

>>126618595


Its a long story but both Tories and Labour must take some blame. Blair with his "everyone must go to uni" idiocy and the Tories before him when they privatised the exam boards (the one bit of education which should have been kept state owned). That lead to 20 years of grade inflation, which in turn leads people like me, a state educated Grammar School guy, to only employ those from private school in my company because 15 grade A GCSEs are worthless.

>>126620518
Also not happening. The left hates each other almost as much as they hate the right.

Admittedly the right also hates each other almost as much as it hates the left but that's neither hear nor there.

>>126620650
I think Tory voters are fed up with May's spastic doings. Just voting to get rid, don't blame them.

>>126620579
Projecting a LOT here tbqh anon. Just talk to your wife and if she still prefers Jamal then you have to live with it (marriage is for LIFE)

>>126620328

They've had a small surge because of negative press surrounding the Tory manifesto as well as Theresa May doing her best to lose as many voters as possible

>>126620659
>It's means testing.

It's not taking a crust from old Alf who lost all eight legs in both wars and hasn't worked since losing his ears in the Falklands.

It's taking a couple hundred off someone who doesn't need it.

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>>126620705
>LARPers think our armed forces are in any way competent

>>126619288
>in a couple of decades I imagine even Eastern Europe will be a better place to live than here

>in a couple of decades

Do you even Poland lad? Get on dat Ryanair famalam. It's amazing, no niggers and no rapefugees, just traditional qt white women.

Take the Poland pill laddo.

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Lads, if the Tories are cut down to marginal lead or coalition then will they have to throw out the digital economy bill plans?

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>>126619988
>>126620275
Yeah, Cubans are probably the better of the spic immigrants desu.

>>126620711
I'm not optimistic, but I'd love it if this happens. I wonder if there is some sort of policy where they could stop houses being used as an investment medium - maybe limit the number of properties that any one person or organisation is able to own to 3, or something like that. And ban investment from foreign owners who never live in them too.

>>126620742
There are other ways to assess intelligence and not only that, women tend to do better than men on exams, etc.

Look up the school that doesn't make the students take final exams or A levels, but more write essays on subjects like the ancients did.

(((Exams)))

>>126620261
It depends on what type of home you buy. Austria also requires you to fill in something called the Meldzettel (sp?), which is where you go to the Rathaus (town hall) and fill in a bunch of documents an inch thick. They're recycling mad, I have five different bins there. You'll be eased into it, but there are a lot of things that will cost.

>Learning German
I'd recommend it for reading and writing but everyone will speak weird compared to standard German, particularly in the west.

>find work
If you do, teach English on the side. British Council Program is good, or you can go private.

>property is cheapish
It isn't, but it's not massively expensive. I'm in Zurs and although I spent a lot, you can go cheaper elsewhere. Beautiful country.

>>126620293
The good thing with Austria is that you never have to do anything twice. If you have to do something it gets done, even if it takes a while.

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>>126619378
It took me a good hour to find my fucking national insurance number to register, do you really thing normies will waste time doing that when they have to go to 10 parties tonight

>>126620512
With abbott as home sec I don't see a situation where we get a government who doesn't clamp down on free speech desu.

We need a freedom party. Geert wilders style.

>>126620711

Evening Housing Anon - are the social care proposals (dementia tax) likely to have any impact on the cost of property?

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>>126620822
Everyone hates everyone.

>>126621028
>he wasted an hour to register to participate in a pointless activity

The utter state of Votetards

>>126619217
Nowhere because i'm a working class dumb fuck with 0 qualifications.

>>126620711
Good job I'm struggling to get a deposit together otherwise I'd be one of those silly losers who have assets!

But seriously, I pray every night at the altar I erected to Mark Carney. I pray for 10% interest rates. I pray for a credit crunch. I pray that I have the foresight and wisdom to dump all my cash into silver and gold before this happens.

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>>126617721
fuk tha torees

theys distroyd are nashnul elf fundin, luk a' dis graff, wen tha torees tuk powa, tha lyne we' daan a tad! now tha nashnul elf is bout to colapsse!

>>126620659

It heartens me to hear you say that Anon - been a bit too much pensioner bashing in these threads for my liking.

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daily reminder the only way to save this country is through collapse.

>>126619217
California. Even though its a degenerate shithole, it's still the one place in the world I want to live in besides here

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>>126620975
Read the pill Anon, and you'll be pleasantly surprised as:

>Cokey George left a stealth housing grenade as legislation bearing the name SECTION 24.

BTL BTFO. Taxman cometh asking for his CGT and deferred CGT.
Too much MEW ing. (Mutual Equity Withdrawal)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDVTfkb7VUs

>>126621195

>Spending a higher percentage of GDP on Muh NHS than Defence

Shameful

>>126621145

Agreed. It's like they don't even KNOW what FPTP is. Tories would win even with 40% of the popular vote because of Lib Derms and Muh Yookip and other equally irrelevant parties.

>>126620900
Go to mainland europe. No matter where you go, how small the place is, you always get searched, military walking around etc because of terrorist attacks, but here, there's nothing. Be grateful.

>>126620650
>LABOUR SURRRRRGGGE
>Germony
checks out

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>>126619217
If NZ don't sort out their housing price crisis, probably have to brave the 10 foot wide spiders and move to AUS

>>126620003
I will never understand these people, ever, this person is a qualified teacher for fucks sake.

>>126620933
desu Poland had it's best days in the 00s when it was dirt poor and first joined the EU, it has been closed off to Western Europe and the women were amazing

a decade later it's not so good now, getting more expensive and the women have been ruined by sex tourists

>>126621017
thanks for the advice m8. I'm kinda torn between Austria or East Germany

>>126619189
He is 90% arelad. Totally aware of the JQ but just a bit pro-Islam for me. Still, a bloody good start.

Listen to him quite a bit on TalkRadio and he's usually spot on with his analysis on pretty much any topic.

>>126620003
>too stressful
I don't remember giving a fuck about exams at all until my A-Levels tbqh.

>>126620883
>because of negative press surrounding the Tory manifesto
Or maybe it's because the Conservative manifesto is utter shite.
>Shut down hate speech websites
>Pursue social justice
>Explicitly tell right-wing libertarians to fuck off
>Piss off the grey vote with social care policy
Theresa May is back to her old authoritarian, centrist progressive agenda. What a joke.

>>126617721
how come no one seems to care about their plan to apply real world/print rules to internet providers?

You think all these sites are going to be able to follow all those rules? you think they will try?

>>126621028
>not having your NI number memorised

Are you even DBS checked?

>>126621496
SATs never harmed me at KS1 nor KS2.

This is mad.

Is the EU financing or influencing the election in favour of Corbyn?

>>126621369
Got to go to bed soon so I can wake up and work for Mr Noseberg tomorrow (actually met my CEO today, don't think he's jewish as it happens) and I still need to do my pre-bedtime yoga so I don't have time to read it all - can you sum it up in a single post?

>>126621385
The NHS not only employs more people than our Army, it also employs more people than the Chinese Army. It is the largest employer in the world.

We employ more civil servants than the EU and the UN combined. This, apparently, is not enough and should rise.

>>126621584
>Austria/Germany

Have fun being drowned in refugees and islamists. They're unironically trying to be the most cucked countries in europe.

Austria is stealthily mega cucked, they're smaller than germany but have taken almost as many fugees.

>>126619378
election day is right in the middle of exam season and is on a Thursday. only sophisticated adults will vote, like myself

>>126619217
Chile. Poland. Montenegro. New Zealand. Canada (not a city).

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wew

>>126620884
I don't disagree with means testing but the Tories plan for implementing that would have harmed at least a million pensioners since they were going to use the same system which decides who is deserving of additional state provisions (even though at least a million eligibles aren't signed onto it).

>>126620970
Potentially. More likely so if it's a coalition, especially with the libs. With the DUP though, it would be unlikely.

>>126621584
I'd recommend Vorarlberg. It's the most expensive, and certainly the weirdest, Austrian state but it's the most beautiful and the lifestyle is sublime.

Apart from in Bludenz. Bludenz is weird.

>>126621667

By heck don't we Brits do bureaucracy well kek

>>126621639
KS1 SATS were abolished. Too hard for the young'uns. I was talking to a younger cousion about them, she didn't even know what they were

>>126621786
oh shit

>>126621584

Nah lad
Plenty of trad white women left in Poland

>tfw you will be forced to marry Chantelle from college because you tok ur cuntry back

lmao

>>126620971
They really aren't at all though? They aren't assimilating -- miami is little havana now

I'm glad Obama put a stop to free citizenship to cubans as soon as they set foot in america

>>126621749
Why Montenegro specifically?

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>tfw want to go to the US for a road trip around all the sates but pretty sure im on the no fly list

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If this is a typical Conservative rally which ones are the Brit/pols?

Can I safely presume you are either
a:old and grey
b:old and bald
c:older and greyer than a:
d:colonal mustard in the library with a candlestick
e:same as will happen on June 8th, missing in action.

>>126621786
Fuck, pretty aggressive headline to say the least.

>>126621616
>Or maybe it's because the Conservative manifesto is utter shite.

Yeah, you're right, it's fucking terrible.

The thing is the vast majority of people don't even read the party manifestos so most are influenced by the media.

>>126619217
Portugal or Croatia

>>126621461
What the fuck does that have to do with primary school drop out piss head degenerates who spend the next 30 years of their post military lives crying about the PTSD they got from bastion pizza hut running out of garlic bread?

>>126621786
If they're going to print that why not put his fucking photo next to it, instead of some tiny passport thing underneath and some slut next to it? Why not make it something that sticks in people's heads?

People are going to read that and assume it's about something else, ignore it and move on.

>>126617945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ7AqZTwAMk

>>126621908
Sorry to hear that, Ahmed.

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>>126621055
Yes lad, evening Anon.
Aye, I can see them adding downward pressure and May must have been told this.

Right now, freehold properties owned by baby-boomers have high prices.
As the crash accelerates, not only will the grotty children fighting over the inheritance add to more stock and lower price acceptance (quick sale as each child wants their cut) but possibly the social care costs will have to be paid first.

Now the social care costs being paid first upon the death of the OAP, could keep prices high as you might think the Social care costs need to recoup as much money as possible, but in a falling market that is irrelevant.

But note the 100k allowance being put forward; if a crash accelerates; Kids won't be able to keep the class system going by relying on massive inheritance money from mummy's house to fund their deposit.

Thoughts?

>>126621786

Looks like the Lynton Crosby attack campaign has started.

Bit concerned about the wine story desu

>>126621901
So he can say he's literally a mountain nigger.

>>126618074
wales has always been labour. nothing surprising there at all

>>126622089
Fuck you cunt, I'm white

>>126620711

based google drive anon dropping his daily housing pill

keep up the good werk lad.

>>126621726
Yeah but desu the UK is the same except we're more cramped and expensive and our standard of living is honestly very low in certain areas

>>126622028
because
>the sun

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>May is actually managing to fuck up a 20 point lead

fuck sake lads

>>126621786
That's fucking brutal.

Nigel and Angela in their 60s aren't having that. They'll be voting Conservative, not those looney Labour KILLERS

>>126621017
>you never have to do anything twice.
That's true for the most part, except for the guys from the GIS, our TV license guys, if you don't pay and they suspect you own a TV they will hunt you down to even the most remote corner of the nation, so they can force you to pay for their shitty propaganda-tier programming, they are our modern answer to the GESTAPO

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Reminder Corbyn is STRONG AND STABLE after Theresa 'Merkel' May's embarrassing u-turn.

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Who /can'tfindtheirNHIcard/ here? Looks like Paul isn't getting my sympathy vote this year

FUCKING HELL ANY OTHER MANCS HEAR THAT? BOMB JUST WENT OFF AT THE M.E.N

>>126621901
Been there a couple of times and it's stunning, the people are great, the properties are a sensible price and it's /comfy/ as fuck. Loads of nice little bars by the sea, full of based old blokes and decent younger people. Girls are pretty much all 8s. Land is cheap too.

Also it looks like it's going to turn into some sort of Yugoslav version of Monaco and that would be amazing. Business rates are low and income tax is 9% below 720E and 13% flat above 720E which sounds pretty good to me.

Been to Croatia and love it but it's going to very rapidly cuck itself to the EU. Bosnia is nice but it's called Bosnia and that just reminds everybody of shit things. Albania is a shithole.

Montenegro is about 20% Muslim I think but you wouldn't guess that at all when you're there. And they're the 'decent' Muslims who care more about living a nice life than about Allah.

>>126622228
>Spain is WHITE!
Whatever you say, my moorish friend.

>>126619378

Why is "the youth" always represented by negroes, red-haired feminists and faggots?

>>126622335
>most remote corner of the nation

Even Burgenland?

Joking aside, I ate the best food and had the best wine in Burgenland. Shame it's so far away.

>>126622444
https://youtu.be/a7uhNjgqzlE

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Lads, I'm seriously considering making the move to Aus.
Convince me, why should I stay in this hellhole of a country?

Life looks so much better there, honestly.
Massive amounts of space on the East coast, and it's almost/is like rural living in some parts. Add to that the beautiful weather, etc... What's the catch?

>>126622460
Where did you get Spain from? I'm English

Does anyone here unironically love the Daily Mail?

It's like a kind of watered down Stormfront for the masses. Not even joking. Daily rapefugee stories, regular non-white crime stories, dropping red pills all over the shop.

Based Dacre tbqh

>>126621987
He said the Armed forces +MI5 were incompetent

What's happened in Manchester lads

>>126622561
This isn't a joke mate, people could be hurt, there's panic on the streets right now

>>126622613
It contains Australians.

>>126622092

I think that's an excellent analysis - and the Govt will surely be eager to get their cut, leading to movement in the housing market, if there are people with the readies or mortgage in place to move on the property ladder.

the combination of the dementia tax and changes in BTL could create something of a perfect storm which may take the bottom out of the housing market.

>inb4 wealthy people will be able to find loopholes through trusts etc

>>126622613
>tfw want to leave but have no skills

>>126622613
I would move there, but I don't want to break the law

>>126621970
There is no party in the UK that promotes traditional British values, personal responsibility, smaller government and free markets. None. They're all moving towards more state intervention in the economy and in our social lives. They're all virtue signalling about social justice.
Nobody to vote for.

>>126622666
Course you are ;)

>>126622452
>but it's going to very rapidly cuck itself to the EU

Explain

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>>126621028
>Implying they don't all have it memorised for their fortnightly job centre meetings

>>126622444
M.E.N?
What's that?

>>126622685
Learn to read

>>126620900
>>LARPers think our *armed forces* are in any way competent

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>>126621660
I'll try:
>Buy-To-Let screwed the housing market.
>BTL is now being killed.
>Crashy crashy.

Also from the PILL

>Stepping back, the broad sweep of politics speaks to a plain fact. The British like owning
their own homes and they do not like being under the thumb of fickle landlords. Historically
the British left have favoured attending to the second dislike by providing social housing and
the right to the former preference by offering people the opportunity to own their own
homes.
My express concern is neither the appropriateness of either solution nor the extent
to which either solution could be implemented alongside a well-run private rental sector.

My concern is the advent of the
>buy-to-let sector, and the matter to which I wish to draw the reader’s attention is that there is no evidence that any political party believes its best interests are served by maintaining the buy-to-let sector. The contrary is obviously true.

Hence winners must be picked and the Conservatives would be wise to pick winners who have many votes and not a far, far smaller number of property investors, who are largely

investing with borrowed money and gaming the tax system to extract capital gains without
paying any Capital Gains Tax1

Also:
Get a job, you absolute lazybone LARPER

.

>>126622677
They're okay. They post some actual false stuff, though.

>>126622747
Holy fuck you're right.

Twitter is going into meltdown

HABBENING

>>126622748
What's wrong with them?

>>126622758
Marry someone?

>>126622780
Why would you be breaking the law?

>>126622613
coward

>>126622854
It's a big arena in town, there was an Ariana Grande concert on tonight.

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I miss the days when how you ate determined your suitability to be PM, rather than your connections with terrorist groups

>>126622854
Manchester Evening News Arena, you sheltered Southern poof

>>126622313
Nigel and Angela need to fucking sell their BTL portfolio.

>>126621900
Between them and the Mexicans, I'll take the former. They vote more Republican, they stay in their enclaves for the most part, and they are anti-Communist.

it's funny thinking how young white men from the UK, Germany, Sweden could end up immigrating in large numbers to places like Montenegro or Romania

>>126622953
>>126622747
>>126622444
faaakkeee

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Guess that sister!

>>126622923

>they post false stuff

This is lefty propaganda mate. The DM actually go deep into certain issues that other outlets don't touch. They post lots of pictures for example and don't hesitate to name names.

>>126622967
That's an idea.

>>126623112
>brown eyes
nah

>>126622444
>MI5 false flagging an IRA bomb to attack Corbyn

>>126623093
I wish, emergency services are everywhere now, really concerned about people being hurt or worse.

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>>126622967

>>126623078
Except all the faggots who LARP about it on here are still dependent on their mothers.

>>126623024
lmao Newcastle here metro radio arena or nothing mate

>>126622977
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/manchester-arena-explosions-two-loud-10478734

>>126623137
I know that. They post a lot of stuff because they have no filter. I'm just saying that they actually do post some false stuff.

https://twitter.com/search?q=manchester%20explosion&src=typd

uh oh

NEW
>>126623270
>>126623270
>>126623270
>>126623270

https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=news&q=manchester&src=typd

WHATS GOIGN ON BOMB IN MANCHESTER

>>126623170
It's entirely possible. Go there on holiday (for up to a year, I believe), find someone to marry... job done?

>>126623212
>Implying the IRA could pull off a bombing in the first place without MI5's help

Top Kek. It's all a honeypot.

>>126622994
Was that seriously the best they could do?
That's not even eating-KFC-with-a-knife-and-fork tier, he's just eating a (tasty looking) sandwich.