Brit/pol/ - FUCK THE DIGITAL ECONOMY ACT EDITION

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Make the Tripsluts beg for your big fat (you) like the whores they are.

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Labour surge in wales

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Germany calling, Germany calling...

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>It's a NATIONAL health service, not an INTERNATIONAL health service

are paul for the NHS

>SAY NO TO ANY DIVORCE BILL PUT ON THE TABLE

IMPORTANT POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/13020632
http://www.strawpoll.me/13020632
http://www.strawpoll.me/13020632
http://www.strawpoll.me/13020632

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THERESA MAY WANTS TO WHITE LIST THE INTERNET AND OUTLAW HENTAI.

STOP HER.

Globalist May is really cocking this up isn't she.

Hilaryv2?

Anyway vote ukip, it's clear Tories won't fucking do it properly

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Reminder that are Paul absolutely smashed the leaders debate

He cares about the working class without being a commie about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtO79m3lYJE

>>126593720
>UKIP stand a chance at all
You might as well fucking spoil your ballot paper, unless you in a Tory safe seat

>>126593822
They have the vote of most people I know in my town desu

>>126593713
Don't blame me, I voted Kodos

>>126593748
True, it was 4 v 1 too

>>126593748
The only thing Nuttall has smashed is UKIP's chances.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

YOU CAN'T BLOODY WIN WITH A SCOUSE BALDY

>>126593713
But you already banned porn.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/porn-sex-acts-banned-government-restrictions-full-list-fisting-periods-urine-public-a7433931.html

thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bJbeeKBPCU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bJbeeKBPCU

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>>126593673
Haw Haw a cute

>>126593907
His accent is charmingly different, and people latch onto that stuff. Secondly, his beard now completes his look.

Oh bloody hell labour are going to squeeze a small victory arent they

we fucked it with our demographics, its becoming impossible to have a right wing majority extremely fast

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>>126593822
You might as well not turn up to the polling station regardless.

>>126593713
You just sold me even more on May
Free unlimited access to the degeneracy available on the internet is wrong.
In mummy mays new future you will be treated for the illness you refuse to accept you have.

>>126593822
>UKIP need to win for your vote to count
Yeah, that's how it works, I sure hope they win this time so we get a referendum on the EU!

If Labour win our country falls.

I'M SCARED WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING COMMIE CORBYN IS TAKING THE LEAD STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

>>126594079
Same happens if the Tories win.

We're fucked either way

Anybody got a link to Andrew Neil roasting May stream?

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>>126594132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sxAnejb9bs

>>126594132
Because Wales is relevant, apparently.

>>126594132
Because he is and because this is completely to be expected. The youth learned from EUref that they actually have to vote if they want to see stuff done, and so it's getting very serious now, 1 million young people registered to vote in the last month, 90% of those votes will go to labour.

I don't want to but I might vote Tory, I seriously cannot live with myself if Labour get a majority.

>>126594006

Right wing? Hahaha.

May is clearly new labour central globalist. This is why she's failing.

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>>126594132
Stay there comrade, the Peoples Police are coming to have a word with you...

>>126594567
FUCK OFF LIDF

>>126594422
>youth voting

Isn't it great that the Conservatives are going to get tough on immigration lads? They might cut net migration by an entire 10 people if we are lucky!

>>126594422
the youth vote might not make much of a difference
>fptp
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39965925

>>126594438
This is true. The actual right wing vote in this country looked at the tory manifesto and just thought jesus christ it's fucking socialism.

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Nige is on LBC in 20 minutes, but you can sort the link out yourselves. I'm off out... seeing a bird

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>>126594674
>LIDF

>>126594422
>tory scaremongering to soak up every vaguely right wing voter they can
How many more times can they get away with this I wonder?

The chances of a Labour majority, he'll the chances of there not being a Tory majority, are about the same as the chances Mosley will rise from the grave and march on Westminster with a horde of BUF zombies.

Don't forget that Andrew Neil interviews Mummy on BBC One at 7pm.

Sadly it's not live but was at least recorded today, preview clip: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p053p541

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>>126593871

>>126594836
>Mosley will rise from the grave and march on Westminster with a horde of BUF zombies.

Can I vote for that? I want to vote for that.

>>126594692

>Drops migrations too 100k a year by blocking EU migrants - Middle eastern Jihadist numbers increase by 10%.

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>>126594132
t. MS Paint

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>>126593748
VOTE UKIP IN TORY SAFE SEATS

or we go back to square 1 and theresa may morphs back into a blairite

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The man that killed Britain.

>>126594772
How is your mum's budgerigar?

>>126594926
Which means its scripted and edited to make her look better.

So what's the plan if Corbyn actually wins? Massive brit/pol/ suicide stream?

What's the itinerary for this evening?

>>126595091
>morphs back into a blairite

have you not been paying attention these last few months?

>>126595189
But that won't apply to Jeremy's upcoming interview in the same series, will it?

>>126595191
eh i'm not too worried it will just bring forward the inevitable collapse.

>>126593713
>You lose your anime lolis
>Resort to writing erotic literature instead

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The squad lads.

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Well that confirms it

These are the results from a poll I posted on brit/pol/ a couple days ago and it seems that this is officially a pro-Labour general

NEIL RAPE IN 10 MINUTES

BBC ONE

>>126595191
Pretty sure the majority would relish the fallout

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>>126595191

We'll enjoy the chaos

>the worst thing that can happen is a tory win

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>>126595172
i-it's doing fine

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The woman that killed Britain, then chopped it up into tiny pieces.

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>>126595191
>Won't have to pay for my Master's
M8, I might just decide NOT to kill myself

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>>Jeremy Corbyn refuses to condemn the IRA five times
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/21/shock-poll-shows-jeremy-corbyn-narrowing-gap-theresa-may-tories/

Fuck this guy, seriously.

>>126595359
What the fuck happened? Labour were on about 15% a few weeks ago.

>>126595430
Master's loans have been integrated with SFE now

>>126595191
Remember when these mongs were convinced UKIP were going to win the 2015 election and then pretended they never supported UKIP at all?

Same thing will happen on the 9th. Everyone will be a Corbyn voter.

>>126595191
Literally doesn't matter. We're all (all our nations) heading for a major shitshow anyway.

>mummy may vs Neil(feat. ukip advert before)
For bongs:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
For Foreigners:
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone

Paul Nuttall is a hero

>>126595449
Students are running about, it happens every time remember around brexit REMAIN WIN ALL ONLINE POLLS, its the same on /r/ukpolitics, lefties and leftypol think online shit correlates to irl

>>126595494
So Jezza can't gibs me dat?

>>126595270
Probably. Though it depends on the editor, doesn't it.

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>>126595359
fucking redditors

>>126595622
I highly doubt he's going to eliminate Masters tuition fees

>>126595440
The actions of the IRA were fairly understandable given the circumstances though.

They weren't justified, and Corbyn should've condemned them, but I can see why they did what they did.

>no stabbings on London news
wtf we're having a nice day today
Is the heat making everyone be nice to eachother

>>126595512
bait?

Hardly anyone here thought UKIP would win, support for UKIP in this general was pretty strong right up until brexit won.

>>126595150
>reminder that blair is scottish
The man is responsible for devolution, setting in motion the break up of the union
He is literally the man that killed Britain

>>126595261
true desu lad I'm but the point remains

Corbynites have all the energy, don't they? I can feel it.

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Who here /sheppey/

>I saw your vote lad

>>126595831
>energy
>communist
Pick one you spastic

>>126595359
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13020632
Fuck off you lying kike.
OFFICAL BRIT/POL/ POLL:
http://www.strawpoll.me/13011892

>>126595831
No lad, just the natural tendency toward disorder as society disintegrates.

I'd enjoy a Corbyn win for the chaos.

>>126595831
Yeah sadly they do, then again it was like this during the 2015 general election. Hardly anyone comes out in open support for the tories, theirs a reason the shy tory factor is a thing.

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lads post your top 3 on http://uk.isidewith.com/political-quiz

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>>126595191

He literally won't, you've got the majority of UK citizens voting "YES" for Brexit.
And they want this fucking smooth brexit to happen.

The only person willing to give leavers what they want, is Theresa May.
And will vote accordingly.

Not to mention support for brexit has probably increased,
thanks to the increase in redpilling over the last year and the fact that
the only argument they had was "THE ECONOMY WILL COLLAPSE!"

And now that that's proven to be bullshit, they probably will vote for a theresa may

>>126595701
>The actions of the IRA were fairly understandable given the circumstances though.

Literally fuck off back to plebbit you mong

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>The ABSOLUTE STATE of Amerilards tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEGG4sTo4AE

>>126595831
In much the same way that hamsters have loads of energy when they run on their little wheel, going nowhere

>>126595701
baka
the violent actions of treasonous terrorists are not understandable or forgiveable under any circumstances

>>126595659
I'm pretty syre the redditards that come to /pol/ are almost entirely r/t_d cunts or the edgier r/ukpolitics outcasts.

>>126595701
>putting bombs on children and sending them into pubs is "fairly understandable"

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>>126595778
Hint: The person that killed Britain was not Blair.

>watching the ITV debate
>noclaps for Nuttall constantly

Fuck this

>>126593977

Thread theme 2.0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewoqPHaEo6I

Anybody watching this UKIP broadcast?

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/labour-general-election-2017-polling-landslide-conservatives-long-way-to-go-a7749486.html

>For the first time during this general election, it looks as though Labour may have a chance of winning

This fucking headline. Then this fucking first paragraph

>It would be a severe overstatement to suggest that things are currently going well for Labour. There’s been a recent upturn in the polls, true, but the party is still lagging a good nine points behind the Tories. It’s only because things were looking so bleak before that a comparatively smaller defeat can be interpreted as some kind of success. On a uniform swing, current polling suggests they’ll lose 12 seats while the Conservatives will gain 16. And even that’s optimistic, as evidence suggests that vote losses have been heavier in crucial marginal constituencies.

How can they get away with shit like this, why are there not more people condemning the Independent for peddling fake news with these nonsensical headlines?

Espeically when you get the mouth breathers who don't read a word of the article and take the headline at face value

>>126596295
ITV is watched by interracial cucks like Peter Andre

>>126596408
Yeah it's based.

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Tragic.

>>126596257
I hope Theresa May (Thatcher 2.0) snatches Tim Farron's milk tbqhfam

Have you seen the ukip political party broadcast on the telly? I'm not sure if it's a joke or not...

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Which one of you guys is this?

>>126595981
because there secretly ashamed of themselves

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>>126596457
I hope this is real anon

2 minutes until Mrs May gets a roasting.

>>126596491
Where's his chin?

Neil on now

NEIL'S ON

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Wew

>>126596561
>Paul Nuttall at the construction of the Hoover Dam (colorised)

Lads, why the fuck did we abandon UKIP?

They're still better than the Tories

I regret rejoining the Conservatives and their Con man-ifesto

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>>126596491
is it Jahans brother?

>>126596669
hah, brilliant.

ASK HER ABOUT DEMENTIA TAX NEIL
GO FOR THE THROAT

>>126596561
>when you starting walking the wrong way down a travelator

May 1 : Neil 0

he This Morning host, 36, has the flag proudly fluttering from a flagpole on a tower at her London home.

But small-minded locals claim to be mortified with some believing it lowers the tone of the neighbourhood, where houses cost an average of £2.5million.

One neighbour said: “We don’t hang the Union Jack or St George flag outside our properties, so why should she?

"It’s in one of the most desirable streets, we’re either Conservatives or Liberal Democrats in this area traditionally, not BNP.

>brexit uno

>>126596257
>Financial Crash
>Unlimited MigrationTM
>Property Prices spiralled
>Gold
>Re-drawing the seats in Labour's favour, meaning that we had a coalition and real 3 party politics was killed
>Iraq
>Good Friday Agreement
>Devolution to Scotland, WAYLES, and London (Norn Iron acceptable)
>Lisborn Treaty
>That Hospital that was privatised
>'''''Managers''''' in the N/A chess
Making that list legit triggered me

>>126596561
Smug and racist walk

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What the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch?

Are these live? Or pretend live?

Bloody hell this theme's a bit over the top.

>>126596561
jesus Christ nigel would never have let this shit get aired

>>126593427
>http://news.sky.com/story/jeremy-corbyn-unclear-on-funding-for-new-tuition-fees-pledge-10889130
>Its all costed they said
>Labour know what they are doing they said
Didnt take long for them to start adding extra money to the budget and the cracks of not knowing where the money is going to come from to start appearing
Fuck this election
Theyre all bad choices

>>126596491
Holy shit that's me

>>126596795
Pre-recorded, as-live.

ANDREW NEIL INTERVIEWING MOTHER TERESA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI2IK8yyklw

>>126596675
Already got a referendum, already won the referendum, no Nige, no direction, too much in-fighting

What's the name of that disease where you can only live up to 40 or 50?

Anyone feel that the "labour surge" is a media/Tory ploy to kill off UKIP for good by forcing the narrative back into a two horse race with the intent of making potential UKIP voters panic vote Tory?

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Is he about to punch her?

>>126596851

Shit then.

>>126596795
well the big clock in the background might be a hint

>>126596795
It was recorded 3 hours ago but it's unedited footage

>>126596561
Explain the joke

>>126596622
Got to get away
Get awaaay....

>>126596909

Fuck you, I'm short sighted. Can't see that from here.

>>126596860
Lefty chat, fun to tease.

May 2 : Neil 0

>>126595440

He condemned everyone who uses bombs. If you think that the IRA didn't use bombs you are seriously thick.

She has said "Strong" about 10 times already.

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>The white race will be a minority in Western Europe by the time you're an old man
>You'll die alone in a world where your people are a minority in your own homeland, dreaming of the days when you saw more than a handful of your own people in the supermarket

Is this how the Native Americans felt, lads? God, this is soul-crushingly depressing

>>126595701
Fuck Corbyn and his supporters.

NIGEL FARAGE SHOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxtzYP7MLIQ

STARTING IMMINENTLY

>>126596939
It was in the news.

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=walking+on+the+spot+nuttall

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeZI5RURRkw

FEELS

>>126597018
SHE'S WEAK AND WOBBLY

VOTE UKIP

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>>126596457
I live in Hove. Can confirm pic related is common in Brighton. Usually student houses.

>>126595701
>The actions of the IRA were fairly understandable given the circumstances though.

no.

>>126597047
How could Native Americans be sad that other people had taken over their land if they don't believe it's possible for anyone to have land anyway?

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>>126596675
We haven't lad, they are still our only hope, tories are just the lesser of two evils right now. Not voting UKIP in Tory safe seats is a big fucking mistake.

Everyone is just waiting for the manifesto to drop.

>>126597018

She said 'Jeremy Corbyn' about 100 times earlier today, without really saying much about what she's actually going to do. Soulless robot.

I think interviewers should cut them off more often when they blather on about nothing.

>>126596976
May 2 : Neil 1

Ducking and diving, but she should have just taken that blow about u turning

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Could this dementia tax really jeopardize May's campaign to the point where Labour could overtake them in the polls?

Interview link where?

sneaky corbyn

Why not just have the family look after their own elderly?

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>voting Tory

HAHAHA

Enjoy that internet censorship.

REGISTER TO VOTE LADS

MAKE JUNE THE END OF MAY

>>126597244
No.

>>126596452
Was it actually based or was it FUCKING BASED?

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>>126597302
Because we've spent 50 years destroying the family

>>126597263
press number "1" on your tv remote

>>126597313
ARE NHS ARE NHS ARE NHS ARE NHS MORE GIBS PLZ MORE GIBS PLZ

>>126596902
Wouldn't blame him if he did.

STREAM LINK
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI2IK8yyklw
STREAM LINK
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI2IK8yyklw
STREAM LINK
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI2IK8yyklw

>>126597397
It was pretty based, some top lads standing up for the Union Jack

is it just me or is may a really shit public speaker?

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>>126597444
>t.britcuck wanting to be a US vassal state

You guys do know that if May didn't have an Ann Widecombe voice and didn't have that fucking shriek and learned to speak like Thatcher she'd be in the 60% by now

>Labour = Socialism with civil liberties
>Conservatives = Socialism-lite with no civil liberties
>Both = More shitskins

Jesus Christ, why do you even bother?

>>126597416
I know, I would just like to hear the CONSERVATIVES say something family-oriented.

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>>126597095
He needs a longer show.

Those three hour late night ones at the start of the were comfyaf.

>>126597429
or 101 if your not a freeview povo

>>126597522
T.leftie commie fuck

>>126597518
Leave off mate it's her a diabeetus

>what's the cap going to be
>uhhh *stutters* random babble

She's getting shown up already

based Neil

S-sneak into n-number ten

S-strong, I'm s-strong

I wanna see Laura K take a big bite out of Maggie May

>>126597518
no, she is shit

>>126597575
>>Labour = Socialism with civil liberties

*breathes in*

>>126597518
looks to me like she's bad even one on one

How can any human being with a functioning, rational mind watch May and think 'that is the person I would like to run my country?'

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>>126597095
>that rich brown voice
pretty comfy desu

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>>126597313
>voting for anything else

BYE BYE BREXIT LOL
ALSO MOAR MOSLIMZ

You've gotta be a fucking idiot to pick "Bye Chance At Brexit + Moar Immigrantz" over "slight internet censorship"

>>126597518
It's her autism

I'm in the backseat of a cab lads.

How badly is Neil sticking it in May?

SNEAK IN
ummm who voted for you sweetie

>>126597659
WEAK

AND

WOBBLY

>new line is about Corbyn "sneaking" into No. 10

Is this an antisemitic dogwhistle?

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>It's June 9th
>You wake up early at noon to catch mummy May's victory speech
>Turn on TV to illegally acquired BBC News
>Jeremy Corbyn is stood in front of No. 10

What do you do?

>>126597659
>are neil will never be PM

>>126597518

Why do you think she doesn't let the press ask her unvetted questions?

>>126597663
>It's another freer the market freer the people kikes

>>/ptg/

>>126597518
her voice sounds like she's on the brink of tears, she's me whenever I have to speak to people irl.

she's one of us ;_;

>>126597718
He's tearing her to shreds. She keeps stuttering and isn't able to answer, she looks like she's on the verge of tears and Neil just keeps leaning further and further forward with a smug grin repeating his questions when she's trying to answer.
I really can't bear to watch this but I know I must.

>>126597599
>https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jul/10/andrea-leadsom-apologises-for-motherhood-remarks
The last one who did got savaged by the media immediately and had to run away from the public eye. Families are oppressive and parochial, my dude.

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>>126597760
As the gun poster said to do.

>>126597694
>moar immigrantz

this happens under both parties though

>>126597718
she's stuttering worse than that Pirate Party pleb last week

College debate tier, half of what she says is just babble

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>>126597760

>>126597760
>implying we wont be comfy on brit/pol the whole night

>>126597760
>illegally acquired BBC News
I think you've got your memes crossed, laddo. In the event of a Tory reich BBC would be the ONLY legal news, everything else would be fake news™.

>>126597694
>slight internet censorship

No way lad. This is China-tier. She wants a "red, white and blue firewall".

May 3 Neil 1

>>126597755
>Theresa may being based enough to even dogwhistle
I wish

>>126597755
Also accusing Labour of scaremongering, while implying that it would crash under Labour.

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>>126597575
>Labour
>Civil Liberties

pick one and only one.

>>126597760
probably feel happy because i like an underdog and i have a love hate relationship with the tories, and would really like to see the shit kicked out of them

then after it wears off, ill convert all my money to bit coin and get the fuck out of this country

>>126597483
>She's in the middle of an answer
>Andrew Neil interrupts muttering "Let me just finish"

What the actual fuck is wrong with lefties speaking over people?

She's so wobbly. This is really awkward. Is this what it's like to have a job interview? I haven't been employed in so long, I've forgotten

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Is it me or has all the media suddenly turned on May today? You'd think all the usual suspects would still be there to blow sunshine up her arse.

>>126597988
>Andrew Neil
>lefty
wat

Can I get a link to Mummy's interview?

>it's another politician doesn't answer the bloody question episode

>>126597867
>>126597892
Thank God I recorded it then.

Love to see Neil leave once proud politicians as crying husks.

WHAT THE FUCK TURN ON SKY NEWS

HOW FUCKED ARE WE?

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clotted cream rice pudding lads

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>voting for a woman to wants to make it illegal to browse the very website you're looking at right now
are you people retarded?

>>126597522
>number 1 at everything except actually staying alive

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This.

Boom
May 4 Neil 1
He set her up for that attack on labour

>>126597681
if the choice is between may and corbyn, i would, sadly, have to choose may. i wouldn't even give a glass of tap water to a commie, nevermind my vote.

>>126597988
may is more of a lefty than big neil

>>126598081
>TURN ON SKY NEWS

no.

>>126596898
Not only that, but it makes the election cycle more interesting and in the end brings the media outlets more traffic, be it viewers, listeners or readers.

If they simply stated that Conservatives were set to win massively, then the numbers of people watching debates or keeping an interest would dry out.

But yes, as you stated it also acts to manipulate those watching, as they give specific types of coverage for the primary contenders.

The fuck didn't Bin Laden strap May to his back for? Man would've been dodging everything under the sun

>How are you going to pay for the NHS?
>Well, when I woke up this morning I had toast, with jam on it, and two sugars in my tea.

>>126597988
>lefties

Stop speakimg in buzzwords, retard. May is probably to the left of Neil.

>>126597624
The NHS is a British institution, and the Tories are destroying it, you should be up in arms, not shilling for them.

>>126598081
http://news.sky.com/watch-live
???

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>>126597988

>Neil
>Left

Are you kidding? Wait til Paxman has his turn with her.

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>listen here you alkie jock fuck, I don't care how many niggers in labour chimp out about this, the elderly are getting the fucking gas, capiche?

THERESA NOOOOO

W-what we have D-duane

fucking hell for all she shits on corbyn for "sitting down with europe" she can barely answer a question herself

The Corbyn-Neil interview is gonna be HOT

>>126598156
I dont give a shit about the NHS, its a tax burden, spend it on the army or something instead not on giving medicine to fat people and chavs

>>126597483
LEGEND

>>126597653

like how she can't have baybees because of the diabeetus and it has nothing to do with her being born with both male and female genitalia but neither functional.

She obviously doesn't have diabeetus anyway because she isn't fat.

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Holy shit Neil's tearing her a new one

Who is this leftie SNP shill berating Mummy?

w-we are s-strong an-and st-stable. d-dont vote for j-jezza.

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>>126598197
kek

>>126597731

The people in her constituency did

>>126595091
It is better that the Tories win with a small majority so that the true Eurosceptic backbenchers can hold May to account.

Don't forget that David Cameron literally said that a Tory landslide would make it easier for the government to do a soft Brexit.

How much of a poll drop do you see the Cons getting over the next few days?

Another win for may
May 5 : Neil 1

>>126597047
>Is this how the Native Americans felt, lads?
No, they actually fought back. Their problem was that while we see "natives" they saw Iroquois and Blackhawk and whatever so they didn't ally with one another after centuries of tribal warfare simply because some Euros arrived.

>>126598297
May has the "not self-inflicted" type of diabetes.

>Mrs May, what is your middle name?
WELL ANDREW WHAT LABOUR HAS DONE-

Reminder that labour gains is good for the country. If labour get wiped out corbyn will be forced to resign and someone more competent will take over.
We need labour to remain in an absolute state for the next 5 years

>>126598323
Is this bait or are you underage?

GET HER NEIL

>>126598413

Can't tell if troll or delusional globalist.

>don't do a live debate
>few days later get destroyed in a 1 on 1 interview on bbc 1

W E A K
O
B
B
L
Y

symmetrical

>>126598297
>You have to be fat to have diabetes

Confirmed for not having any medical knowledge

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Where do I buy one of these that isn't a dodgy skinhead-tier site?

>>126593907

I'm a Northerner and he doesn't just have a souse accent he has an unpleasant one. Northern accents done right make you more electable, lots of them a resonant and gravelly like the Manchester satellite town accents (not Manc). His makes him less electable because it's very grating and high and has no weight to its lilt.

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btw she looks fucking awful

>>126598272

And how will that help the UK public?

Wasn't there some grumbling a few months back by army chiefs that if Corbin was prime minister they'd stage a coup? Does labour actually stand a chance or is everyone memeing?

Lads, help me out, is there any place where I could get a women to record some speech sexily for free?

I don't want anything sordid, I just want to ask them to record the "other poor devils in china, india and japan" speech for shits and giggles.

Honestly can't remember a single time in history when May has given a straight answer first time to a question

NEIL TALK ABOUT INTERNET CENSORSHIP

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Reminder that Andrew Neil is a manlet.

>mfw I realise Brit/pol/ is being raided
I'm out until after the election, see you lads on the otherside.

>>126598570
Ebay.

>>126598513
She's had good answers for every question except for the U-turn issue.

She's now up to;
May 6 : Neil 1

she looks pretty fucking ill from the side tbqh

Why does she have a giant chain around her neck?

>>126598651
He makes up for that by being a genius pimp

>>126598648
Doubt they will, the BBC hate a free Internet.

>>126598570
nowhere you dodgy skinhead fuck

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SHE'S MALFUNCTIONING

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Who is the patrician choice?

>>126598630
Does any politician on the right ever answer a question?

Even Nigel Farage "the great debater" always fell back on the immigration line when he didn't want to answer a question.

>>126598691
cuckqueen chain for her bull

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>>126598531

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>>126598651
And more successful than you.

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>>126597180
Brighton.

>>126598623

That Won't happen. Fucking hell, we ain't Third World Thailand

>>126598778
>on the right
None of them do.

Now many times has she said "strong economy"?

>>126596561
we need a moonwalk version

>>126598776

Both.I miss Paxman just for how rude he was.

>>126598659
>people aren't mindlessly gobbling up the Tories shit like me, it has to be a raid

>>126598614
I dont care, stop thinking about how you can steal from the real workers and give to the lazy people that should be culled

>>126598776
As if May would ever agree to be interviewed by Paxman

FUCKING DESTROYED
NEIL FINISH HER

>>126598831
That's fucked up.

Has he asked her about immigration yet?

>>126598902

Most real workers are for the NHS.

>>126599010
RIGHT NOW BABY

>>126599010
no

>>126599010
Just has

BOOM Another shot for May

May 7 : Neil 1

>>126598856
What is the chance Labour disposes of Corbyn after a few months if he's PM? Or he's moderated by Labour MP astounded by surprise victory?

THE IMMIGRATION QUESTION COMES UP

>>126598778
They'll never answer a question if they've not got a pre-prepared answer for it. They don't want to look stupid/commit to something.

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>>126598870
What the fuck does this even mean? It's just as meaningless as "diverse economy" or "we have to invest in our future"

It's just political vague speak that means absolutely fuck all

>>126598899

Ironically they claim to be anti globalist, yet don't realize Tories are like boss mode globalists.

Fucking lol

>>126599010
No he's going easy on her. He's basically rolling over and letting her use this as an advert for her party.

Making the new thread

>>126598908

Her and Corbyn are getting grilled in June I think

>>126598856
Don't speak too soon lad, there was plans for one in the 70's

>>126599089
Tories virtue-signalled about being patriotic once so that means they're based

>>126598776

Neil. Paxman tries too hard to play up to the character and reputation now, being a grumpy interrupting cunt for the sake of being a grumpy interrupting cunt.

>>126599110
yeah #bbcbias

also all polls are rigged for tories.

>>126599062

His shadow cabinet won't let it happen. They hate the liberal (blairite side) just as much as we do.

Honestly if it wasn't for immigration, Corbyn would be our guy

>((WORKING)) towards decreasing immigration

Yeah, fuck off

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Is May on the spectrum?

>How are you going to pay for the extra £8 billion for the NHS
>Andrew when I go around the country and talk to people....

She is fucking shit

Would've liked to have seen her struggle but she hasn't done that badly. Course it will be span that it was a 'car crash interview' in The Guardian and The Independent, the only sources the left still cling onto (oh and The Canary - if they're mentally defective).