Brit/pol/: Highs of 28℃ Edition

First for May is a robot

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>>126587321
>Highs of 28℃

You are joking aren't you? I can't take temperatures like that

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What did he mean by this?

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*blocks your path*

Labour will kill me, you don't want that to happen do you a-anon?

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Want to go to an ASMRtist's patreon and pay them to do MosleySMR.

Like the other poor devils
*strokes ear*
in China,
*strokes other ear*
India
*kisses cheek*
and Japan,
*kisses other cheek*
a great new field for sweatshops to be opened up,
*exhales*
so that these new industries which we are creating in Britain today
*inhales*
will be destroyed as the old industries were,
*cups ears*
simplified, rationalised machinery,
*purrs softly*
with a few white surveyors,
*kisses behind ear*
and then the masses of cheap,
*kisses behind other ear*
coloured labour,
*flutters fingers*
torn off the land and taken into the sweatshops
*does this behind ears*
to work
*kisses forehead*
and labour,
*kisses nose*
and cough their guts out with tuberculosis
*kisses mouth*
until they too are thrown on the scrapheap of the sweatshops.
*squeezes earlobes*
Is that worthy of Britain?
*kisses ear*
Is that to be the future of Europe?
*kisses other ear*
And is this competition to be organised within our European brotherhood?
*plays with hair*
Bringing in these sweat-fields in Africa
*wraps hair round face*
into our Europe civilisation,
*blowing air kisses*
so that the financial power in one European country
*exhales in ear*
can use it against the financial power in another?
*breathes in*
Or the great financial central power of the world,
*exhales in other ear*
now shifted from the City of London, to Wall Street, New York?
*moans into mic*
Shall be able
*kisses eye*
on the mass of money,
*kisses other eye*
of wealth
*licks ear*
and of power
*sucks ear*
which it brings to it?
*taps on top of head*
Again and again to exert it's influence in politics? Until that you see today,
*sticks tongue in ear*
it is childish nonsense to say that a British government rules Britain!
*moaning in ear*
Its nothing to do with British government or the British people!
*moans heavily*
The government of the world is the financial government!
*unzips*
The power of money, and of money alone!

>>126587495
Is jared kushner floating?

>OFFICAL BRIT/POL/ POLL:
http://www.strawpoll.me/13011892
>OFFICAL BRIT/POL/ POLL:
http://www.strawpoll.me/13011892
>OFFICAL BRIT/POL/ POLL:
http://www.strawpoll.me/13011892

Isn't it amazing how the Conservatives are led by a woman? And it's their second female leader! That's so fucking BASED! I guess Labour are the real sexists hahahahaha :-)

EDIT: please upvote for visability thank you

>>126587653
He's pretending he's not one of them

Do you have to go into the booth to vote or can you just mark the paper and pop it straight back in the box when it's given to you?

>>126587321
Take down your racist flag Holly

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/holly-willoughby-angers-neighbours-erecting-union-jack-flag-home-092747742.html?hl=1&noRedirect=1

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>>126587488

>>126587321
I've experienced 44C temperatures in Cyprus. Ask me anything.

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>>126587542
This shit post is too much, pls stop lad

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>HENCH

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tunnocks teacakes desu

>>126587863
I'm not kidding, they're essentially whores, they'd do it if I paid them.

So I am still pretty confused about this social care policy. It sounds as though it is just going to lead to loads of people being denied social care. Even with them saying you won't have to sell your family home today, this just throws the policy into shambles. If they are now trying to say that people won't have to sell their family home, then all they have done is raise the cap from £23,000 to £100,000. What is the point of this policy now?

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Daily reminder that labour did this and is still doing this.

>>126587816
ONE OF US

>>126587321
>you will never be dominated by holly as she says "oh goodness even Phillip is larger"

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Jews run the bbc

>>126587938

Discord link:https://discord.gg/A6WU2zr

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>>126588043

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>>126587816
ARE GIRL

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Tripsluts are out in force begging for their anonodoms big fat tory (you)s.
Good little whores

>>126587808
You can save yourself even more time by not bothering to go to the polling station at all.

>>126587653
People who walk places do this thing where they take one foot off the ground at a time

>>126587653
Holy shit he is

>>126588150
>that awkward moment when a tripfag replies to you but they're on filter so you can't find the (You)

>>126587850
Was it hot?

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>>126587272
>whats the fucking point of working an entire lifetime and paying taxes if they Govt. refuses to provide social care without raiding your house

>be told all your life that you are entitled to cradle-to-the-grave welfare because it sounds nice and politicians want your votes
>pay less in taxes over your working life than you will take out from the welfare system (i.e. the average person)
>WTF I EARNED THIS WELFARE
>SOMEONE BETTER PAY
>JUST KEEP CUTTING SERVICES FOR YOUNG PEOPLE AND BORROWING MORE OR I'LL VOTE FOR LITERAL COMMUNISTS TO GET MY GIBS

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>>126587971
At the guarantee of sounding like a mong - what the fuck is 'social care'? My family has never needed some government-funded 'care' besides the occasional hospital visit, unless that's what it means.

>>126587986
Nice source

>>126587816
>Neighbours have said that this is not “BNP [British National Party] area” and that the patriotic flag does not fit in with the surroundings.

>“It’s in one of the most desirable streets, we’re either Conservatives or Liberal Democrats in this area traditionally, not BNP.”

>having the flag of your country = the BNP

What the actual fuck is wrong with these people.

>>126587698
>Ukip losing to Labour
>In /brit/pol

>>126588069
Is Fearne Cotton a jew?

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>>126588149
>>126587816
Is she CIVIC or genuine?

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>>126587321
>tfw sunny

God lads it's wonderful. Went out into the meadow behind the family business today and just had a lie down listening to some Chopin.

>>126588264
old people homes

>>126587321
>Highs of 28

That's a cold day in Algarve or Alentejo, lads

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>>126588309
Its not even the St George's flag either just a standard union jack

>>126588339
She used to date Ian Wright so you tell me.

BRITFAGS MUM HAS GOT IT GOING ON

>>126588353
Ohhh right cheers.

>>126588339
She's a woman, she doesn't have genuine political opinions.

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>>126588309

My dog is German
My coffee is Colombian
My IT is Indian
My car is English
My food is Italian
My TV is Japanese
My diamonds are South African
My licorice is Australian
My computer is Chinese
My wine is French
And I am an American.

Why can't Brits just accept that they didn't invent everything and that globalisation benefits everyone in the entire world, including third world countries?

>>126588366
Its high for white countries

>>126588366

No-one cares if you are differently acclimatised. Stupidest fucking meme posting ever.

>>126587495
he meant "when will manlets learn to get a tailor for their pants?"

>>126587971

So that the government doesn't take everything you own at £500 a week for a dementia carehome up until you've only got £23K left.

That's the difference, £100k not £23K.

>>126588264
I might have used the wrong term, but I am referring to pensioners who can't look after themselves and need some form of care. Sometimes it's just having someone come round once a week to check on them and in other cases they will needs day to day care.

>>126587523
>MBT

dead meme

look at how the turkish Leos are getting rekt in Syria

>>126588339
She'll be a default humanitarian like most women which will bias the fuck out of her opinions. She'll also just have a sense of national pride hence the flag

>>126588309
They are rich cosmopolitan cunts. There's someone down the road who has flag in his garden.

Emily Thornberry (daughter of Nigel Thornberry) Labour MP got sacked after going "wtf" on twitter about England flags.

Literally we are SO cucked we can't display a regional or country flag without being accused of racism.

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why are there so many threads? beta fuck who runs this shit needs to get a hold of this. if not youll be zapped.

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>>126588428
>lmao don't vote
>b-but muh comic book characters

Neither do you.

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>>126588467
(You)

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/POL/ STRAWPOLL
DONT BE A LONDON K*KE - TAKES TWO SECONDS

http://www.strawpoll.me/13020045

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>>126588309
fucking nation hating boomers

>>126588487
>>126588485
wew, didnt know brits got so triggered about weather. stop vacationing here if that's the case

>>126588467
I genuinely don't care about the turd world and neither does the average Britkek.

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>>126588366
Yeah, I know. I'm one of those little Englanders buying up your coastal properties and renting them back to you at inflated prices

>>126588508
Doesn't this mean that there will be less money going into the system if more of pensioners money is protected?

>>126588428
Shut your whore mouth Tripslut and get working my big fat tory dick, you need to work harder than this to get the (you)s you desire like the filthy (you)bucket you are slut.

>>126588291
Seriously? Literally google Rotherham

Lads, what are the chances of Labour actually winning?

I don't mean a hung parliament, but actually outright winning the election?

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Are taxes over there reasonable, Brit/pol/? Surely considering the dicking your civil liberties are getting from government you should expect lower taxes at least.

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>>126588467
>my car is english

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>>126588467

>trade requires accepting unlimited black and brown people

>>126588457
If you showed Churchie the Britain of today he'd have wanted Hitler to win. It's a good thing he stopped being active in the '50s or he'd have really embarrassed the political class of the day, who were clambering for more immigration.

i have wanked to that pic of Holly so many times

>>126587850
>>126588366
Literally nobody gives a fuck

>>126588756
Zero

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>>126588828

>>126588743
If people were really trading votes for covering up crimes there would have been convictions of councillors or something.

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>>126588774
No. Stay in Ireland and steal all the EU's gibmedats, paddy. This country is going to shit.

>>126588716

It means people can pass more on to their kids and there is going to be an overall cap on costs anyway.

>>126588756

Not a chance in hell, if the best they can do is 9% gap then they are fucked, look at the odds for all the marginals with the bookies, even seats Labour have held since 1935 are odds on favourite to go to Tories.

Jo Cox's old seat is tied equally the odds for Lab/Con getting it.

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>>126588756
What are the chances of you sorting your life out and meeting the perfect girl? There's your answer.
>>126588538
I forgot that whole rigmarole was even a thing desu

>>126588608
>>126588820
your nonce anime is japanese though

Stacy Dooley did a good job telling it as it is and BTFO you weirdos

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How can liberals claim the BBC is right wing?

>lib dem faggot cuck
>uncle tom
>red head le progressive woman
>sat next to nigger from Da streets

>>126588324
No I mean behind the scenes.

>>126588756
I don't know what the bookies have it at but I'd probably give you 10/1

>>126588756
Outside of some massive global catastrophe, New Labour is practically guaranteed to win. At this point it's just how badly Corbyn's Labour is going to lose.

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seriously, as a scot how are we supposed to vote on june 8th? the conservatives are cucks and UKIP are a joke? also if ive said this more than once its because ive been barred from posting my views without explanation on pol. God save the our beautiful and glorious queen.

ps good deal on jack daniels at sainsburys lads, £23 for a litre

>>126587367
>There are exclusions eg:

Is that for the new rules that may has surgested ? or the old ones ?

>>126587321
>highs of 28
>28

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>>126588888
>quints
Cocks out lads

>>126587971
>>126588264
>>126588508

social care is either care homes or visits to an old persons home.

The current cap is 72k

Following the 100th u turn by Ms. Strong and Stable the cap is now 100k...so theyre saying they'll take all the value of your home/savings untill youve got only 100k left.

if the average home is worth 200k+ then it means theyll take over 100k now, whilst before they would have taken up to 72k

>>126588756
It will be a shock if the Tories don't win a majority so I would say pretty fucking low.

I watch skynews why everyone voting for labour? There's a muslim couples being interviewed and they vote labour.

>>126589027
You vote Tory because it is the universally accepted anti-SNP vote. Voting for anyone else in Scotland is only helping them.

>>126589146
I thought everyone was voting labour for the bennies

>>126589112

Complete rubbish. To get into a nice carehome the home will have to be sold anyway unless you want the lowest quality one you can get. Forget giving the money away to your kids you can only give £3K away a year max regardless.

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>>126589007
They said a couple of mean things about Corbyn, so they're basically a white-supremacist fascist propaganda machine

>>126588977
So how does this generate extra money then?

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>>126589027
Always vote for the most nationalistic party that you can. In this case, UKIP. Fuck tactical voting.

>>126589007
the bbc does suck tory dick but
>torys
>right wing

>>126589227

Who said anything about generating extra money?

Why can't British convict descendants get citizenship? It's the least you owe us!

>>126588956
We're getting new government leadership soon since our PM just retired, so that's something interesting at least.

>>126589027
>Cheap non-Scottish whisky
wew lad
Listen, we cannot let the SNP have the ability to call for another referendum, so you vote for whoever has the chance to get rid of the SNP in your area.
For me it's the Tories, for nearly everyone it's the tories except in a few places. Check Wikipedia

>>126588828
Maybe. The war was very much about preventing a new threat to British dominance but his American side seems to have blinkered one eye to the threat on the eastern horizon.

>>126587321
>http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/807762/Eurozone-Brussels-Hungary-Poland-Czech-Republic-Croatia-Romania-Bulgaria
Will never happen, thats asking for other Brexits.

This is why EU with multiple speeds was invented, this is NEVER going to happen.

>>126589283
Why do you want citizenship?

>>126589209
so vote for the bulldyke lesbian feminist? that is the /pol/ thing to do? brit/pol/ have no fucking idrea how far we are away from our goals. will never ever vote tory when this is the state of affairs.

>>126589247

No UKIP in my area.

>>126589027
>Scottish
>Buys American whiskey

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>>126589001
You have to go back.

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>>126589283
Its for your own good stay away

>>126589283
>convicts
>deserving anything
Shouldn't you be attending a "sorry for genociding the abbos" festival or something?

>>126589176
University's are the worst at the moment, i only know 2 fellow students at my uni who are voting Conservative.

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CONERVUTISUM IS THA NOO PONK RAWK

TERESUH MAYE IS THA NOO AVRIL LAVIGNE

>>126589283
UK + Ireland + Australia + New Zealand is the biggest free movement are I would tollerate

>>126589283
Why would you want to come here mate? Have you not noticed all the rats jumping ship from here to live down under?

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>>126589247
based roger

>>126589283
Why should we?

Personally I think we should have easier visas for oz but I want to hear your argument

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>>126588953
>being this naive

>>126589376
Vote UKIP or spoil your ballot mate. Letting that filthy fat carpet muncher get in charge is no better than Sturgeon.

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>Unironically having to vote Labour to try and prevent a policy that will literally drive sick elderly people to suicide

I miss him.

>>126589222

this includes care provided in your own home ie somekind of nurse visiting you. So not just moving into an old peoples home.

Yeh and now you can forget giving your home as inheritance to your kids

>>126589277
Well I thought the point of this was to somehow get more money for social care? I apologise if I come across as a bit dumb, if there is one area of this election I don't understand it this.

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Does anyone here actually like the Tories or are they just the best of a shit bunch?

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>>126589059
>Unironically being proud of living in a desert

Yeah, no.

28 degrees is plenty warm. Warm enough to get nice and warm, but cool enough to sit out on your land (or garden, if you're an Urbanite) and look at the flowers while sipping a nice brandy.

Better than the fucking outback ain't it lad.

>>126589283
Shouldn't have been criminals in the first place.

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>>126589388
it was a good deal and tastes very nice.

>>126589283
Why can't we get Australian citizenship? We founded your entire country its the least you owe us!

>>126589389
this is a board for politics not your little girl cartoons

fuck off
>>>/a/

>>126589453
>Free movement with the mick traitors.

Fuck off.

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>>126589484
>1pbtid

Pic related is me really being made to think

>>126589007
Because anything that isn't literal Marxism to the Left is Right-wing

>>126588264
Social Care is when a paki rapes a girl and she needs to start (((seeing psychologists, counsellors, visiting treatment centres, not being able to work because everyone there is a paki and it gives her PTSD which requires more of the above.)))
You understand why immigration is good for the state?

>>126589428
>implying voting Conservative is any better

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>>126589484
>tfw i deleted all my high vis gideons to save storage space after he resigned.

i miss his reptilian laughter at PMQ's

>>126589465
>boer war
>ww1
>ww2
>queen head of state
>commonwealth

There's lots of reasons

>>126588467
>European Commission pays farmers throughout the EU to have a surplus supply
>Create such a surplus that the commission has to pay the same farmers NOT to grow
>Sell this surplus to third world countries undercutting third worlders in nations where 80% of the economy relies on agriculture

You're welcome niggers.

>>126589498

Paying for a private nurse to do that costs far less than what happens once you go into the government care system, they will pick you dry and employ Polish carers and Africans who have been filmed beating and abusing the pensioners.

No wonder people are sorting Dignitas out once they retire rather than let Labour laws the Tories haven't gotten rid of redistribute your wealth to someone else.

>>126589469
He said it was in a government report. If it was in a government report it would have been prosecuted or at least considered for prosecution.

>>126589428
Yeah something called youth vote movement or something, and they says labour will make college free..

And mouyes resign from sunderland...

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>>126589453
>>126589283
>>126589375

well said mate this ships about to sink but you know what lets push it over the edge with a Labour splurge. I wanna few quid in handouts.

>>126589700
This

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Whats she thinking?

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>>126589453
>Free movement with the black and tans

Shove it up your arse mate

>>126589714
>didnt even list the fact we're all genetically cousins
Absolutely civic.

>>126589551

The only people who like conservatives are those who are delusional enough to actually believe they do anything they say.

>>126589484
>missing Gideon
fuck off
and fuck old people

>>126589578
It's pretty easy if you're a skilled worker

>>126589551
I don't actually know anyone IRL who supports the Conservative party.

The right-of-centre people are either UKIP or just anti-Labour.

Where do they get their voters from?

>>126589700
Shit but better than Labour for sure.

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Are we going to have the political upset of the century?

>>126589799
Strong and stable... strong and stable... strong and stable...

>>126589388
>American
>be american
>follow the direction of adam smith

Paddy twat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOUeauLWEaE

>>126589889

Rural areas.

>>126589607
we've had free movement with Ireland since border controls were a thing

>>126589832
My bad

@126589795
>this
No (you) for that effort, pathetic attempt Tripslut, you must do better to please your Anonydoms
Work for it you filthy cunt, do better
Beg for my (you) slut.

>>126589889
Tories have always been a loose coalition of not-the-other-fuckers party.

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>>126589607
I'm actually 3/4 Mick and my family are complete leftists

>>126589465
>but I want to hear your argument

Because we're literally the same people desu.
What is "Citizenship" to you? What should it prove?

Should it prove that you are English enough to live in the UK?

If that's the case, then yes, we should totally get citizenship. We are quite the same in terms of Culture and Blood.

>>126589933
Unironically hope so.

Just want to see the Blairites come tumbling down. They've been seeing their world crumbling before their eyes and I don't want it to be stop,

>>126587698
>BNP with more votes than plaid cymru

based

>>126590002
Unwise.

>>126590077
You poor bastard.

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Still waiting for the death blow on labour by the tories

Any time now lads

Is the Church of England dead?

My family is Catholic but I gave up on it because the Pope is a faggot and all the other shit regarding Catholics.

I went to a CoE church to try it out and it was just depressing. A big building with a placard in it talking about how it was built in 1850 (this is old for an Australian building). It could easily fit 500, but it gets like 40-50 people on an average Sunday. The vicar was an old man. All the church workers were old. The average age of the congregation were in their 50s, and literally the only young people where clearly being dragged along by their parents and didn't want to be there.

I'm not even CoE and I found it depressing. It's a huge part of history, how many people died over wars between Protestants and Catholics, and it's just died in two generations.

>>126589799
>What's the best way to keep flooding our country with shitskins without the mongs at /britpol/ getting upset about it?

>>126589774
mate its all private care now. Virgin Health won massive contracts off the Govt.

Youre right about Labour though but i think youre playing it wrong mate. Let the red fuckers come in and give handouts, I wanna few quid for myself.

Better than tory bullshit austerity where they give tax cuts and fat contracts to corporates.

see>>126589791

>>126590019
I accept periphrastic (You)s as legal tender.

>>126590078
We already let you serve in Her Majesties Royal Navy, what more do you need?

>>126587521
>britain and france drew retarded borders
>britain actively pushed for the US to overthrow Mossadegh in Iran because muh British oil
>but it's totally, 1000% America's fault

Europoors will never get anywhere by being richer versions of whiny latin americans

>>126586957
>british satirists
>focused on making fun of american politics which will mostly just amount to "why does drumpf not want illegal shitskins in america- so mean"

Really faggot?

>>126590077
>Not being proud of your roots

Fuck off lad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYnrjhrkt-0

>>126589920
Arguably not because it creates the image that we have a "right wing" and nationalist government making it even less likely we will ever see an actual one.

>>126590017
Also, the Boer war was the biggest mistake we made as an Empire. South Africa would have been 50% white had we not needlessly spilled blood there.

>>126590077
Like I said, £23 for a litre of JD. Might want to buy some pills and just off yourself today lad.

>>126589551
Nope not really, i'm still going to vote for them though as i would rather them than Labour. The idea of people like Dianne Abbot and John McDonnell getting into power is terrifying.

>>126589803
Reminder the Orange part on the Irish flag represents Protestants

>>126590173
That's better (you)pig, take my big thick (you).
You fucking love it don't you slut

>>126587850
Did you wear a coat?

>>126590161
CoE died and took English society with it in 1914

>>126589920
With Labour you might get a few quid in your back pocket. as opposed to the fucking corporates.

see>>126589791

>>126590201
>Proud of being a potatonigger

Gud one.

>>126590161
>Is the Church of England dead?
Is Peter Hitchens treated with respect on the BBC or like some far right weirdo for expressing normal christian views? You have your answer.

>>126590161
CoE is cucked beyond all belief, female gay bishops.

If you want a quality British protestant branch go Presbyterian.

>>126590313
Hello peter

>>126590184
>(1x10^-99)% white

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>>126589001
>Stacey Dooley
Would marry.

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Why do the BBC keep getting away with it?

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I posted about this last night, but your best option is just to vote Labour. This election is a choice between slow Socialism or going straight off the cliff and accelerating the Socialism. Give Britain a quick decline so Rightists will panic and pick up their rifles.

At least Labour won't shit all over your civil liberties

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>>126590177
We want to be part of an Empire.

>>126589482
So what is the best way to spoil ones ballot? should i draw a big giant cock on it or is there some other way to do it?

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>>126590184
>Funds Mujahideen warriors who are clearly extremists for years

>These fighters flood into Sudan, Iraq, Syria etc. and spread their ideology

>9/11 happens, yanks throw a hissy fit

>Hit the region with a sledgehammer

>"Wow why are we getting attacked lol"

>>126590463
>That annoying voice
>That low IQ level

No thanks.

>>126590216
True, but i trust May more with the Brexit negotiations than i would Corbyn. Once were firmly out the EU i won't vote for them again.

Yes i am aware May will likely fuck us over with Brexit, but Corbyn ruling out a no deal alternative sounds awful.

>>126590163

Based

>>126590313
Look at her being so fucking cute, trying to have an opinion to get Our (you)s.
Come on over Tripslut, take the (you) you crave so much, good little attention whore aint you.

>>126590481
But muh Falklands, laddo. I don't want an Argie traitor in charge.

>>126589551
aren't the tories trying to force holly willoughby to take her union jack flag down?

>>126589549

Nah you're not coming across as dumb Anon - I could probably go with this policy if someone's property were not taken into account for receiving social care in his own home desu.

>The NHS is an unsustainable project in it's current state

Debate me lads

>>126590489
>Britain 2017
>part of an Empire

Pick one.

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>>126590330
>Singlehandedly defeat a superpower

Something to be proud of lad.

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>>126590489
Commonwealth will have to do. It's pretty much the Empire anyway, only more democratic so we don't end up losing people like we did America

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>>126590280
Phwooooaaar yeah stick it right in, yeah that's it. Pop it in there once you're done for a close-up.

I'm from the future. Labour and Lib Dem are going in together.

>>126590789
in the opposition

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Tories are good at econom-

>>126590536
I mean, that certainly works. I personally would write "fuck politicians" on mine.

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>Be Royal
>Married to QT Kate
>2 kids
Come on Will, step on it

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>>126590656
nah you're right we need to choose between a working NHS and our Welfare state

>>126589555

The night time canopy across the outback is really something to behold desu. A bit less hospitable during the day.

>>126590319
Yeah but were also more likely to open the floodgates to immigration more so than it is now with Labour. That's more of an issue for me than the economy.

>>126590481
>Socialism is the problem

>Not the neoliberal Blairite agenda

Argue about the benefits or drawback of socialism all you like lad, but this isn't what it's about anymore.

It's about the continued existence of the British people.

>>126590714
>achieve 4/5ths of your goal against a nation that had it's entire army hard at work defeating a power mad kraut "emperor"
EVERLASTING VICTORY

>>126590789
To the gas ovens

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>>126590161
It's cucked in terms of upper leadership and that

This is my church and I love it. The vicar is a young male in his late 20's, too. It's just your location and who you choose to be around bro. Don't lose hope. Anglicanism is absolutely based at it's core and it's only being attacked by SJW's like everything else

We fucking hate jews, too.

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>>126590556
>Marrying an "Educated independent womyn who don't need no man"
>Not getting a hard from Staceys voice

How many times a week you bash the bishop to cuckold porn m8? You got a problem.

>>126590714
>Defeat

Our politicians sold us out, you won nothing.

>>126590630
no a bunch of "muh property values"fags.
>Look at me we America now

>>126590691
What's the problem here?

>>126590723
Yeah, but remember when also got all of our trade and military might together to make us all stronger?

Good times rigghttt?

>>126590848
expect a knock at the door and a blocked account, cheers

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If you want brexit

Vote Tori-

>>126590732
Tripsluts need and crave Big Strong Alpha AnonyDoms mate. Never just give them your (you)s, force them to beg for it.
The little whores love it

>>126589941
Why not the famous grouse or something? Cuck

>>126590489
>Djibouti is British

>Somaliland isn't

>No Bahrain, Kuwait or Palestine

>No North Cameroons

That map is atrocious.

>>126590559
I want to see a shit deal followed by the electoral success of a new right wing party with a proper democratic mandate for leaving proper desu

>>126591031
Sinn Fein are a legitimate political party

>>126591031
>famous grouse

Fucking pleb

>>126590986
Your naivety gives me a raging cock Tripslut, you're just gagging for my (you)s aint ya

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>>126591070
I want to see a shit deal followed by a global recession that sees the re-emergence of fascism

>>126591031
good taste

Brit/pol/ is under heavy surveillance so it doesn't influence this election. Sad!

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>>126590878
Regardless of who you vote for you're going to get shitskins. At least vote for the Party that will accelerate the decline and give you free shit and won't shit all over your civil liberties

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>>126587488
Jesus, shouldn't it be warmer over thar?

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>>126590838
Lad, did you fucking see the deficit by the time Labour were kicked out? Are you fucking 12 or do you just lack any kind of memory?

I'm as anti BlueLabour as they come but fuck me.

>>126591122
Take that needle out of your arm, ya jock bastard!

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>>126591136
>caring about anything
lmao pleb

>>126591070
>a new right wing party with a proper democratic mandate for leaving proper

I just can't see it happening.

>>126591276
>you have to buy things you don't want

Votetards everybody.

>>126590481

Labour aren't really proposing anything that would kill the country faster.

>>126591136
>>126591221
Never had it myself, just know that it's whiskey and from Scotland.

>>126590880
Tell me exactly when during the irish war of independence the Brits were fighting a Kraut emperor?

>>126590905
Jesus was a Jew. Also Groucho Marx, who is objectively better than Jesus.

>not voting ukip
The overton window won't shift whilst you're voting for the mainstream parties, lads.

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>>126591332

You mean pretty stable until the financial crisis?

>>126591364
;^)

>>126591474
During the Easter rising.

VOTE LABOUR

SUPPORT THE DEATH OF BRITISH TROOPS BY IRISH HANDS

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>Tfw you'll never march down the streets of London in uniform and beat up Communists

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>>126591500
>nods respectfully

>>126591619
You mean years before the war started?

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>>126591500

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Just voted lads

Can't wait for the cucks to get btfooooo!!!

>>126591500
He was an ancient Judean, it's not the same as the modern kikes we have now

Pontious pilot called him 'the king of the jews' because it helped him solidify his repuation as a rebel to the Roman Empire

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>>126591645
>americans

>>126591680
Pfft, I'm way fatter and sadder than that guy.

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>>126591645

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>>126591663
>Communists

*Blairite neoliberals

>>126591691
Aah yes, because the Easter rising had nothing to do with Irish independance.

Also, our troops were still in France, Egypt, Iraq, Syria, and elswhere that required peacekeeping until 1924.

>>126591741
>not voting for Mad Mike with the Monster Raving Looney Party

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>>126591413
Stop pretending you don't see me Tripslut, you can feel my faze on every word you post can't you, the thought of my (you) coming at you hard and fast fills you with delight doesn't it whore?

Come on, beg for my (you) dirty little (you)bucket, you crave to be used for fun don't you.

>>126591741
The utter state of Votetards

>>126591741
>not voting for mad mike
is this a postal vote or 2015

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>>126591889
>Mad Mike

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>>126591741
>The Official Monster Raving Loony Party

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>>126591645
>Americans

>>126591382
So you'd rather carry on as we are, would you? Where's your sense of adventure?

>>126591741
why did you vote for the guy you want to lose?

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If the polls keep going like this he might just pull it off

>>126591741
>the monster raving loony house

Depressing desu

>Labour candidate lives in a literal mansion

>>126591741
Not sure if baiting or

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>>126591645

>>126590170

We don't have austerity, we never have had under Cameron and we don't have it now, we're still spending more than the tax man gets in.

>>126592032
UKIP surge

>>126591663
>song related automated to play when door is opened
https://youtu.be/mMNXWid9fnI

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>>126591571
So you're saying this is the Tories fault?

Please do enlighten us as to how you would have paid this shit down so quickly?

Lads what the fuck happens if Corbyn pulls it off?

>>126592032
>wanting more labour rooted welsh NHS

>>126591571
The debt should be reduced during good times. You need a buffer incase things go bad. Labour just kept spending like it would never end.

>>126591861
Oh, it did. After the British murdered the heroes who led the rising, the IRA no doubt gained members.

Doesn't change the fact that the majority of the insurgency took place after 1919

>>126592179
He won't, but if he does it will speed up the decline and also mean a tory majority in 5 years

accept that we're fucked either way and then you will worry less.

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>>126592179
>Lads what the fuck happens if Corbyn pulls it off?
I get £260

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>>126592032

>this one ISN'T bait

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p050r8g9/newsbeat-documentaries-the-joy-of-memes

>more bank holidays
>less working hours in a week
>£10 minimum wage
>free things
Hes throwing everything at it, but there is no way even 2 of these will be brought in

>>126592368
Top guy

Which site?

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>>126589799
>Entire class of shitskins

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>>126587495

> Unknown mood

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jan/15/the-seven-faces-of-donald-trump-a-psychologists-view

>>126592491
I placed the bet like a week and a half ago now on Unibet. The odds when I looked earlier were like 11/1 now

Don't worry lads, its only me
>one of Brit/pol/s most famous anonymous posters

Fone posting from Denmark

DENMARK
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>>126587321
want to fug holly

tune into ITV and GMB every morning just for her against my own national feelings

>>126592170
>net

It's because we're selling everything off.
>Here are seven public assets the tory Government has privatised and sold in the last year alone:
>1. Constructionline - database sold to Capita for £35m
>2. Greencoat UK Wind - a green investment fund, sold for £51.2m
>3. Eurostar - 40 per cent stake sold for £757.1m
>4. Royal Mail - the remaining 30 per cent stake was sold for £1.3bn
>5. Royal Bank of Scotland - a 5.4 per cent stake worth £2.1bn
>6. Northern Rock mortgage assets - £13bn
>7. Lloyds - £9.1bn in shares

>watching BBC news
>people saying 'Yeah Im voting Labour. Dont know why, I am just am'
no surprise theyre in the North East

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Reminder that are Paul absolutely smashed the leaders debate

He cares about the working class without being a commie about it

Will are Neil be on live on iplayer? I can't get to my tv when it's on and want to watch it live.

why does nobody talk about the green party

>>126592713
When's he on?