Brit/pol/ - ARE NIGE Edition

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>DEM CHIPS

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>voting

https://mobile.twitter.com/britainelects/status/866670257968214016

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME

Should I vote for the English Democrats?
They seem pretty redpilled but a bit old and fusty.

>>126581379
>I will finish what you started

>>126581541
is this kid really 23
did he sell his age and identity to a 'syrian child'

>>126581379
W A L L
A
L
L

>>126581629
Tories actually losing ground now. It's not just a left wing meme.

>>126581668
probably better to draw a cock on the ballot

Whenever I get a 3 day ban. I'm able to post again by just clearing all my browser history. Although I have to wait at least 12 hours. I think it worked once before 12 hours but I can't quite remember. Anyone else know about this? How is this possible?

Hey lads just got back from registering to vote and all of us in line had our red Corbyn hats and shirts on.

I heard the only guy in line with a Theresa May shirt on talk down about 2 different minorities in the span of about 3 minutes so I told him to shut the fuck up and a group of us kicked his ass and he left before he could get registered.

Lets just say we assigned a few bigger guys to watch the door to make sure he didn't come back :)

went into central london last week for the first time in ages. what's up with all the prophet muhammed quotes on the sides of buses guys

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>>126581768

Post manifesto polls are always well out there, it's hard for the Tories when Labour just offer everyone everything for free.

Things will settle down again by June 8th though.

>>126581816
>I heard the only guy in line with a Theresa May shirt on
>Theresa May shirt
where can i get one of these?
>asking for a friend

Fuck weebs, nonces, micks, leafs, leftists, septics, separatists, remainers, faggots, corbynites and tories.

>>126581379
W-what about us trump-sama?

W-will you kiss our clocktower? ;-;

>>126581768
>>126581629
Polls are always a few days behind, this is manifesto backlash and will probably rebound in a few days after the tories uturned today. Probably not getting a huge landslide this election but it should be a win

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Conservatives=mongs

>nuse asks Sturgeon why she has to use food banks
>Look at Scott-Nat part of twitter
>"wtf i hate nurses now"

They're more deluded and up their own arses than even the most staunch momentum supporter

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>>126581629

>Be Theresa May
>Have largest Tory lead in years
>Flush it down the toilet

So this is the power of Strong and Stable leadership.

>>126581768
>The weekly ICM poll for the Guardian has topline figures of CON 47%(-1), LAB 33%(+5), LDEM 9%(-1), UKIP 4%(-2), GRN 2%(-1)

>Meanwhile a Survation poll for Good Morning Britain has topline figures of CON 43%(-5), LAB 34%(+5), LDEM 8%(nc), UKIP 4%(nc).

It's not as bad as it looks though. They're still at least 9 points up, and they have time to bounce back from this fuck-up. They'll just press Corbyn on Trident, the IRA, Hamas, Hezbollah, Stalin, etc. and the gibsmedat boomers will flee from Labour again.

>>126581879
I suppose. Just think that May may have peaked a little early. The longer the campaign goes on the more robotic she'll seem. In Tory HQ they'll be pacing around like expectant fathers for polling day.

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>>126581668
>English Democrats
>In March 2014, the party chairman Robin Tilbrook suggested England should become an independent country.
Meme party.

>>126582034
>Be Theresa May
>Have largest Tory lead in years
>Sacrifice some of it to piss off a load of boomers

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It's just a regional aberration, right lads?

I don't think I can take a Corbyn magnitude UK-wide happening.

>>126581816
I wore a Theresa May shirt in greggs

>>126581978
If Scotland and Wales go labour will the tories struggle for a majority?

Kinda makes me wonder why Corbyn hasn't targeted scotcucks more

>>126582006
cyber nats are literally the worst

>>126582060

>implying everything isn't going to plan

The worry was that with such a huge lead many wouldn't bother coming out and voting Tory, with the polls narrowing people will go out and vote for them to avoid Corbyn and his Trots.

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>Boomers are going to vote for a communist because they don't want to pay for dementia care

>>126582121
one poll in an area that is typically left/labour

>>126582135
The tories will gain seats in Scotland. It's a different race up there being fought basically entirely on independence.
England and Wales I think the worst case scenario for the tories is stagnation.

>>126582121
Yes, Wales is not even close to representative of the rest of the UK.

>>126582172

>boomer votes Corbyn
>gets corbyn
>has to go into care
>sells house to get into nice carehome
>over the next 5 miserable dementia filled years savings wittle down to £23K because it costs £500 a week
>t-they're you go son, sorry for voting Corbyn

>>126582172
Moggster for PM

>>126581808

How come you were banned?

>>126582135
No

>Kinda makes me wonder why Corbyn hasn't targeted scotcucks more

Because he agrees with the SNP

>>126582121
Wales lad. They'd vote for a dog shit if it was labour.

>>126582135
Labour are so dead in Scotland the Tories are actually more popular.

>>126582121
Wales has always been a Labour stronghold. It'd be shocking if they actually started shooting the bourgeoisie and weren't polling highest over there.

>>126582144
They're a proper coalition of rabid secessionists who pretend to love socialism but really just fucking hate the english

England should have a devolved parliament just like scotland so english people can be free of scottish mps voting on things that only affect england.

>>126582121
Alright lads, I'm getting nervous now

>>126582392

Westminster is our parliament, we should not have Scottish MPs voting on something that affects only England though.

>>126581668
>should i throw my ballot in the bin
yeah if you want to, why not?

>>126582452
You should

The conservatives are running a fucking woeful campaign

>>126582154
>The worry was that with such a huge lead many wouldn't bother coming out and voting Tory,

I have no idea how this works. Surely with a gigantic lead you would expect people from opposition parties not to vote, due to the futility of it all?

>>126581379
How will liberals react to this?

>>126582392
>>126582477
We kind of have this now. There's an extra committee stage for England only bills made up of a committee of English MPs.
It does mean that if one day Labour eke out a victory via a scottish recovery they could be unable to govern without an English majority too.

>>126582290
Posting an interracial scat webm with a really fat white woman.

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>>126582605
>Surely with a gigantic lead you would expect people from opposition parties not to vote, due to the futility of it all?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/23/hillary-clinton-so-far-ahead-in-polls-that-doesnt-even-think-abo/

>>126582477
>>126582392
already a thing lads
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35295404

>>126582603
Labours has been far worse though, I don't know how they have even recouperated losses.

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>mfw the country is going to shit anyway so I don't care regardless of who wins

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>The Telegraph: Cher's nipple pasties are a triumph for fearless older women

Fuckin state of the Telegraph now lads, most of the shit is churned out by her

>>126582679

Oh, kek

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>>126582679
>tfw I know exactly the webm you're on about

>>126582605
The point is some old people go
>they've won anyway
And don't bother.
Whilst a narrow race drives turnout and scares protest voters back. It's what the tories did in 2015 with the threat of Labour/SNP coalition, they squeezed some of the UKIP vote back.

>>126582679
silly boy

>>126582172
>>126582284
boomers deserve it if they own a 300k house

In Japan or Korea there's no "triple lock pensions"

They get fuck all and their family support their care instead, no family? then sell your house.

Much better system imo

>>126582743
Premium is pretty good desu.

Mum has a subscription so I piggy back off that.

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>>126582006
They've started doing the "well she has pictures of her on holiday on her twitter so clearly she's okay"

However legitimate that observation might be, it's a literal right-wing one and one you'd associate with the tories. They will literally backflip on their ideology if anyone questions dear leader, it's like a cult

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Did a new prediction on Principal Fish using the new Welsh polling data and extrapolations of the old Scottish and Regional data based on the national polling. Looking a bit rough for May but it's still a decent majority. Lib Dems doing surprisingly well despite the low vote share but their votes seem extremely concentrated in different regions/constituencies which helps explain it.

>>126582810
Show it us lad :^)

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NOW LABOUR ARE IN THE LEAD

TODAY I SHALL REMIND THEM

THAT

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̛̬͍̙̝̹̜̗͖̩̞͎͘̕͜B͉͍̤͖̜̮̀͘͘E͙͎͙̫͘͞T̡̛̼̖̗̩̻͝T͇̙̮̠̳͙͕̮̞͙̝͕̥̜͞E̝̼̗͔̪̯̥̤̭͓͟͟R̶̯͖̼̗͘͟

But the IRA is good and I hope they blow up the Queen

>>126582743
>>126582852
>Telegraph premium

lads please

Don't make me call Corbyn and the red guard on you now

>>126582930
The SNP were called the tartan tories in the 1970s, they've done a 180 since then on policy terms.

>>126582810
I'm so sorry you had to see it. I've never actually watched it myself past the first 2 seconds.

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>>126581978
based Wales

Don't bite lads.

>>126582135
Labour backing 'No Thanks' destroyed like 60% of their Scottish influence

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>>126582743
it's real

>>126582932
This ignores how UKIP isn't running in many places.
Like Norman Lamb in Norfolk North is in trouble because of no UKIP.

>>126582932
What was the actual numerical majority in the end then? Good stuff though, thanks.

>>126583045
>0.08% white

>>126583088
They don't have an ideological basis anymore beyond independence, Salmond wanted to turn Scotland into Luxembourg by cutting corporation tax post-independence.

The only reason they present as left-wing now is because it's popular both in scotland and with the media

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That Green manifesto launch gets worse

>Still wouldn't put it past Nutt to top this

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Why are tory voters such cucks /pol/?

>>126582932
Uniform swing is useless now that UKIP have collapsed

>>126582731
Its been much more populist though, yes Ugabugga and mcdonnell have been publicly fucking up but corbyn has been doing well.

The tories made this about leaders and may is a robotic pocket authoritarian

binmayinjune.bl0gspot.co.uk/2017/05/swing-youth-vote-i-was-conservative.html

TORIES ARE HAEMORRHAGING SUPPORT IT'S OVER MAY IS FINISHED

>>126582932
>1.85% of the seats on 9% of the vote
>Surprisingly well

>>126582932
Highly doubtful that the Tories will do that well in Scotland - overall just now here, the attitude is still very loud SNP support. I don't think the Tories can make that much of a break with FPTP here.
We will see, SNP will lose about 4 seats I believe, maybe gain Edinburgh South.

>>126583159
They're basically stuck because their more left wing voters were pro-indy and fled to the SNP. And their more centrist voters have fled to the tories.

>>126582679
>mfw britanon also posted the webm of the doggo sucking the entire shit out of that guy's ass

Do Brits have scat fetishes or what

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>>126581978
How is such a swing even possible? Am I underestimating the amount of greedy kike pensioners out there who want free handouts for fuel?

>>126583380
>overall just now here, the attitude is still very loud SNP support

Gee, I wonder why conservatives would keep their head down in scotcuckland

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>>126583326
>>126583200
True

>>126583222
pic related

>>126583346
Agree with the second part but he's been making speeches in safe seats. No point for any of it.

>>126583512
>+34

JUST

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>mfw chipper reopened today

Just as good as I thought it would be lads

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>>126581879
better than offering nothing to everyone except the rich

>>126582932
>tfw south west has 5 labour seats
cucked

>>126583503
It's not the fact they're keeping their head down, it's most of their support come from Boomers that are locked away in their homes.
Plently of people here have Tory signs up (Highland). They just can't beat the SNP on FPTP.

>>126583478
I'm starting to think that the polls are fucky to be honest

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>>126583478
>Small sample size
>Naturally leftwing region that mostly lives off handouts
>Greedy boomers

Simple really.

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>vote tory
>get ukip-lite

Guys, whenever I see a coalburner, I feel sick. Like there's this automatic disgust towards them and absolute absurdity. Like, how can you make love to an aggressive, ugly ass, talking ape whose culture is downright degenerate.

Am I a bad person?

I'll probably end up voting Tory but I'd prefer to see a majority of about 50 rather than 150. She'll probably deliver on brexit but I don't really think mummy may is /ourguy/

>>126582810
Post it

>>126581879
It's true, there's often a bump in the opposition party immediately before the election

>>126583713
>this is about 50m from where I live
Kill me

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https://twitter.com/great_together

>A weekend of celebrations to mark the anniversary of the murder of Jo Cox

Will you be going, brit/pol/?

>>126583512
Corbyn outdoing Foot by 1 seat there

>>126583537
he's just as scared as fucking it up as may is, he's just being smart about it

lots of new pictures of massive crowds can be circulated on social media and it makes it hard for him to be caught out by people like me who would vote labour but work in industries he hates

>>126583719

>vote tory
>get new labour

>>126583834
>Celebrating the murder of an innocent woman
Sick fucks

>>126583723
It definitely looks like a high double figure majority is more likely than triple figure now

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Can you feel it brit/pol/?

>>126582121
From what I'm hearing no it's not just an aberration. May has run a total shit campaign. And the shit manifesto with it's Internet destruction, taking away of kids meals and the army of angry pensioners who never want to gravy train to stop made people realise that brexit is not the only issue in this election.

I still think tories will win. But I think it's not going to be a landslide, she will have a weak mandate and the election was a waste of time.

>>126583834
Who?

>>126583581

EMA was a complete meme, anyway.

Every middle class cunt was entitled to it and they didn't spend it on anything remotely related to education.

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Is there a party out there for me, lads?

I've been voting for UKIP since I was eligible (i.e. since 2014 euro elections), but not only are they finished, they've become increasingly civic.

>>126582834
But then parents would have to not be fucking retards who fuck over their kids when convenient because that might come back to fuck them when they're old

>>126583992
Tories aren't trying to win. They don't want to, they wan't labour to win so we're kept in the single market. Brexit was never meant to happen and this is the 2nd referendum.

>>126583992

I would expect further back-tracking/clarification re: the dementia tax before we go to the polls.

>>126583834
>hasn't even been a year
>everyone forgot who she was a week after she died

>>126583720
There are so many of them where I live. They ALWAYS are at me local Tesco too.

A fuzzy headed mulatto gibsmedats with its fat white mother and no father kek

But it's absolutely abhorrent

>>126583992
Any majority is a mandate surely?

>army of angry pensioners who never want to gravy train to stop
If anything has been shown this past week it's that pensioners will be the death of this country

>>126584098
Can't tell you who to vote for unless you tell us who your candidates are m8. Which constituency?

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Is there anyone worse than lefty upper class Londoners

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30 yr old women here, I've been truly alone for the first time this weekend, it was god awful... How do you guys cope with it, I felt like shit the whole weekend.

My friends are all married and some have kids... No one wants to go to the pubs/clubs anymore. I honestly don't know what to do, I have had some hook ups but never any serious LTRs. I hope i didn't fuck up in life.

Friends are trying to set up dates for me, what should I do to optimise my chances of landing a decent guy?

So far i've deleted my FB, Maybe say I like Moggie and conservatism on dates and what not? Guys seem to like it these days. Should I also play hard to get? I want someone who is willing to fight for me no fuccbois :(

>>126584098

>LITERALLY Hitler

Anybody else not voting because the options are shit? I don't want to vote just for the sake of voting and I definitely don't want to vote with a "well at least this party isn't as bad as X" mentality. I don't know what to do.

>>126584237
child rapists

>>126584181
There tescos in America?

>>126584257
>30 year old woman
>unmarried
> I have had some hook ups but never any serious LTRs

Into the trash, roastie

No one take the bait. Please.

>>126583720
Content yourself with the knowledge that niggers are few in number, so are coalburners

>>126583826
Kill it.

>>126584263
If you want no one on the ballot then spoil it.
Also look up candidates because you can get good ones in the sea of shit that is their party from time to time.

>>126584263

I'm only voting Conservatives because I don't want Labour to win in my constituency. Also, the conservative candidate is pro-Brexit.

>>126583834
>they still milk this to make right wingers look like homegrown terrorists

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>>126584227
I don't like giving that kind of info out lad. Not with May at the helm.

>>126584357
Managing to rape someone as a child is impressive desu.

>>126584357
Same thing.

>>126584158

I do give some credence to this position desu - rather like the 1992 election which was perceived as one to lose due to the economy at the time.

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feels like the tories are deliberately not giving a shit and running a crap campaign becuase they dont care if labour wins

When you only have a choice between 2 leaderships (democracy lol) you get the feel that they're both cheeks on the same jewish arse

>>126584404
I'd literally never seen a tranny ever until I got to this uni, the city has a load of them. Literally always fat/ugly man in a dress

>>126584263
draw cock on ballot at least

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>>126583834
What the fuck is wrong with these people

>>126584157
I know right? The utter horror

>>126583992
Yes. But she goes on about Strong and Stable and how she wanted to country to give her a very clear and strong mandate. Well if they get a smaller majority that's hardly a ringing endorsement.

>>126583723
A huge majority is better because then there will be more pressure on the conservatives to act on "unpopular" issues like immigration. A smaller majority will see them cucking out like Romney did and trying to get the Pakistanis to like them more, resulting in weak measures on immigration.

>>126584263
I could vote Tory and get death-by-a-thousand-cuts and then be v& for posting here
I could vote Labour and get financial ruin to try and pay for all of the new gibbs
I could vote LibDem and stay in the EU
I could vote Green and just cut my penis off
And that's about it for my constituency. What is the fucking point of it any more?

>>126584507
My condolences lad. I'm happy to live in a degenerate-free part of the country, barely any foreigners too.

>>126584184

So working hard, aspiring to home-ownership and wishing to leave some inheritance for your children is a bad thing?

>>126584158
checks out, aside from the speed of implementation and a few wedge issues, the only real difference between labour and conservatives is no brexit or brexit

>>126584381
Actually it's Wal-Mart (big chain store here) but I don't know if you guys know what that actually is so I say Tesco so I can communicate with you people.

>>126584257
LONDON
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D
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>>126583720
>Am I a bad person?
Nah, it's a perfectly natural response to seeing abnormal and interspecies pairings - at any other point in human history, the ethnic bloke would have been instantly mobbed and torn limb from limb. Our innate in-group preference and identity has been forcefully pushed under the rug over the last century or so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TzKSFbsh2Y

>>126584476
There the only ones brave enough to take on the age problem instead of importing migrants and kicking the problem down the road they are actually made a way to fund the elderly

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>>126581379
>british
>white

>>126584646
We have heard of Wal-Mart, though we don't have them here. Where do you think the expression "shart in mart" came from?

>>126584646
yes we know what Walmart is you patronising faggot

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>>126584098
Good result my lad.

>>126584056

where has all the money gone?

theyve taken it from NEETS, Working Class, Middle Class and Pensioners. Theyve shut up the museums, libraries and youth clubs etc. We cant even keep the fucking lights on the Motorways turned on.

I was all for good management of the economy but we need to see some of the benefit of that.

Now i think screw it, let Labour come and splurge a shit load of cash on the working class and middle classes. If it fucks up the economy its not my £1m house thats gonna go tits up. I want some of that gravy.

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>>126584437
>implying May doesn't already know exactly who you are and where you live

Look at the local candidates, check their voting record (https://www.theyworkforyou.com/), check where they stand on the issues, etc.

You might find that the local Tory candidate is actually not that bad and maybe even worth voting for, or that the small rightwing parties (like Britain First) actually put forward a viable candidate for once, stuff like that. But we can't help you without knowing who is even standing.

>>126584588
I think it's more likely that the Conservatives will continue to head to the left to gobble up all the displaced Labour voters.

>>126584476
Read something on twitter that a lot of tory backbenchers were happy at labour's poll bounce because they want corbyn to stay on

However I doubt that May is capable of x-dimensional chess

Hungary YES!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpvVtRCFDWI

>>126584732
feel bad about south africa but fuck the germans

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>>126584646
we 'merican now

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>>126584262
I'm not a NatSoc, but I'd vote for one if they weren't all ignorant LARPers who just hate foreigners.

>>126584732
Britain didn't protect Jews, Americans did and Americans even funded the arms that Jews killed Brits with.

>>126584638
They're also mad at getting pensions cut though. Despite them fucking everyone else over.
And most people under 40 need help to get a house now, not in 20-50 years when their parents actually die. Labour wants to hugely up inheritence tax anyway so the whole point seems moot.

>>126584555
>Well if they get a smaller majority that's hardly a ringing endorsement.
They're still going to up their majority most likely, just to 50-100 and not landslide stuff

>>126584914
Doesn't Hungary have RWDS? Where are they when you need them?

>>126584898
also because they don't want voter complacency. How majorly embarrassing would it be for Theresa May if she lost this election?

>>126584646
We know what Walmart is any Walmart run one of our supermarkets asda

>>126582987
"and that's what the Labour party is really all about". Spitting Image was priceless.

>>126584732
America has a list ten times as long.

>>126584938
Is that real? In our fair Albion?

>>126584715
If they try to take on the old cunts they will be voted out

it's a sad state of affairs

>>126584938

>walmart

My condolences

>>126584854
>If it fucks up the economy its not my £1m house thats gonna go tits up.
Housing prices are literally the main bubble that has the economy on life support right now.

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Why does nobody post images anymore?

>>126584805
>>126584745

I wasn't sure because I always thought that Brits were uncultured because they only care about themselves and fucking hate anyone in the world who doesn't happen to reside on their little island.

>all this false hope labour mongs are giving themselves over a poll bounce

It'll make the meltdown sweeter on election night

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>>126585153

>>126584507
I have met more women to male trannies than the other way around, but recently it seems like the male to woman trannies are more numerous.

>>126585146
ASDA has been owned by them since the 90s

>>126585055
Yeah, the local one to me is the same, well, same sign different style building.

>>126584922
They kinda rigged there own hole though. You don't demand that many special rights outnumbered 8 to 1 and expect the 8 to take it. When Jews in Germany tried that they got gassed

>>126585201
>Septic
>Calling us uncultured

Alright Tyrone, get back to your hood.

>>126584898
Tory backbenchers don't want big majority because it basically means they have less power. 20 rebels can fuck May up now, bigger majority means she can just tell new recruits who are desperate to suck May's dick and they will fall in line instantly.

Cameron might actually be right that bigger May majority will mean softer brexit, eurosceptics are one of the bigger more organised rebel group factions in tories.

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>>126584619

I was like you. But now I wanna take the gravy on offer from Labour. The Tories are taking us to financial ruin anyway. The pig fuckers have had their snout in the trough for the past 7 years, I might as well have a few handouts before it all goes tits up.

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>vote ukip
>get nuttall "one in, one out" paul as PM

>>126585215
They'll celebrate if Labour doesn't have a complete meltdown. Like 210 seats would be seen as very good most likely.

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>>126585218
I just don't get it lad

>>126585201
>I wasn't sure because I always thought that Brits were uncultured because they only care about themselves and fucking hate anyone in the world who doesn't happen to reside on their little island.

Brits are alright

>>126585353
Yeah you're probably right lad, like with the local election where they were creaming over getting the mayorality in fucking MANCHESTER

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>>126584783
Theresa May shagged pic related, if you support her now you're probably a fag.

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>moderate conservative
should i kill myself now?

>>126584954
>balfour declaration don't real

>>126585458
To be fair Burnham did pretty well. But I hugely suspect that was on a personal popularity vote for him.

>>126585041
Why is there no good satire today? /pol/ is the only thing that comes close and even that is weak lately

>>126585478
Was he qt back in the day?

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>>126585478
>mfw he's still cuter than Farron's "wife"

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>>126585546
Yes

>>126585295
Exactly what I'm talking about here.

>saying I merely THOUGHT you don't care about other cultures
>responds by saying they ARE very culturalized
>proceed to insult me
>next thread screams PAKIS STAY THE FUCK OUT

Why should I vote for May and not corbyn?

Persuade me

>>126585149
let it burst, its the fucking Londoners and liberal elite who'll suffer the most.

If I get a grand in handouts from Labour thats fucking gravy.

>>126584783
I will say this in every thread that Farron's wife pops up on:

His wife is a man. I'm not memeing, I'm not joking, I am absolutely positive that it is a man.

>>126585046
Yes but America never abandoned Hawaii to let the whites there get shot like the Brits did to Rhodesia. You fucked over your own blood kin because they said "no, we don't want to be ruled by niggers".

>>126585270
Except that's not how it works numbnuts. South Africa in 1960 with Namibia had a landmass equivalent to that of India with only 16 million people.

There were 10.5 million niggers in the bantustan areas and 5.5 million people outside of them, 3 million of that 5.5 million were white.

>>126582987
>>126585041
>>126585616
Our current politics could really do with spitting image. It'd have been amazing for Miliband, Cameron etc and would be great even now.
But there's no way it would be unbiased and shit on everyone equally now.

>>126585759
You shouldn't vote for either

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>>126585759
>Why should I vote

You shouldn't

>>126585804
They have kids

>>126581938
it just sounds like you have anger issues desu mate

>>126585801
There won't be handouts if the economy collapses. Look at Greece

>>126585804
Maybe it's a bad angle shot

>>126585740
We're very culture, what we aren't is interested in other nations and their "cultures".

>>126584537
>our friend

>>126585554
We quickly u-turned as we realised the mistake, but you yanks poured all your resources into it. You had no worries killing bongs.
Israel was a mistake. It was the American funded Israel that lead to the rise of Islamism.

>>126585759
May and Corbyn aren't running in the same constituency.

>>126585331
>sell something
>debt goes up

How does that even work?

>>126585759
It will be beautiful to see the lefties crying and not give them the satisfaction of seeing an embarrassing Tory defeat. Sorry, I'm a student and everyone here is pro-Corbyn. I just really don't want all these cunts to be happy :(

>>126585930
Cultured* even. Sometimes prone to typos, but cultured.

>>126584381
There used to be but they had to leave the country because no one was shopping there, because you had to pack your own bags, just like here

>>126585331

>we'll spend sensibly and reduce the debt
>debt goes up
>we'll reduce immigration
>immigration goes up

How does anyone fall for TORIES?

Is it literally just a case of 'well Labour are even worse'?

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>>126585804
No, shes a beautiful woman who's full of life
Just look at that winning smile

>>126584976

I agree with you that housing is a real problem Anon. I think re: pensions, pensioners are entitled to expect something back from what they contributed over the years.

Do you have a source re: Labour's plan for inheritance tax.

>>126585897
Adopted

All I want from this election is to see milkman lose his seat.
Please let it happen.

>>126585982
May and Farron did once

>>126586005
because the profits from the sale didn't wipe out the budget deficit

>>126585881
>>126585876
>>126585759

dont vote so they can carry on with this>>126583581

Go back to sleep people, nothing should change

>>126586076
is this shopped? it has to be shopped

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>>126585666
I'm going to vote for Tim "A Bodybag For Every Fag" Farron to rid our lands of you degenerates.

>>126586185
that one is, but she really is just as ugly

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>>126585759
We don't vote for the pm you silly sausage

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>>126585759
Are you a Muslim who wants Sharia law?
Are you a shrieking blue-haired feminist with period blood smeared all over her face?
Do you want to flood the country with 30+ year old "child refugees" (pic related)?
Do you want Britain to be utterly defenceless and unprotected, and instead funnel our defence budget into "foreign aid"?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, then congratulations, you can vote for either party. There's no difference.

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Got blocked from posting by a disgusting janitor FUCK

How about forcing prisoners to donate a kidney in return for a reduction on their sentence?

>>126585930
>look at us we used to oppress minorities across the globe
>but stay the fuck out of OUR country
>British Culture #1!
>Grime music rules!

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>>126586185
>stubble and blacked-out teeth
>"is this shopped?"

No mate

>>126586077
> I think re: pensions, pensioners are entitled to expect something back from what they contributed over the years
But not 2.5% rises guarenteed annually.

On inheritance tax go look at their manifesto, they want to undo what the tories did with it, so many middle class people in cities will be over the thresholds.

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>>126586185
Ever so slightly
look at the original

>>126586067
>Is it literally just a case of 'well Labour are even worse'?

Yes. I have yet to see a single argument on /britpol/ in favour of the Tories that doesn't include the words 'Diane Abbott, IRA or communism'.

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>>126586309
This

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>>126586214
>Marries an ugly bloke in a wig
>Claims he hates gays

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How was work lads?

>>126586026
Bizarre. I hate it when any place tries to pack for me and normally shoo them away.

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Mummy May is going to get skewered by The Neil tonight.

>>126586077
>>126584976

isnt the tories new social care policy just another inheritance tax without the name.

>were gonna take money from your house to pay for your care after you die, even though youve spent a lifetime working and paying taxes

double faced tories. If Labour are giving handouts to the middle classes then I'll have some. fuck the economy, the housing bubble needs to burst anyway.

>>126586452
I'm positive Tim was bullied in school. What an absolute slob of a woman.

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>>126585801

>>126585843
It probably wasn't unbiased then. Nobody even tries. Maybe I should start up youtube channel doing satire, I don't know.

>>126586067
Yes. Exactly the reason my parents vote for them at every election.

>>126586309
The tories are on track to not even hit their 20k target for refugees. We're gonna have taken not even 5k by 2020 at this rate.
Labour/Lib dems want to see way more.

>>126586425
Have you seen pensioners lately? They piss around all day everyday, going on short drives to the supermarket in their 4x4s and slowly bumbling round with trolleys as they talk bollocks with each other, as their bored husbands trail behind. They don't have a care in the world for the state of a nation they've left us with, so the smug cunts need to take an economic hit.

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>>126586492
Better without seeing this dog's mug.

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>>126586309
This is still true, and everyone has forgotten about it because Corbyn is leader.

The vast majority of the part are still Blairites. Corbyn will get nothing passed, will lose a vote of no confidence, and will then we'll get someone like Owen Smith in.

>>126586521
It's designed to fund social care specifically.
There's gonna be a cap now anyway so the whole policy now works different.

>>126586425
theyre all either fucking shills or retards

they dont want you to notice this>>126583581

The tories are shit at managing the economy but good at siphoning money to their coporate mates through hand outs and privatisation

>>126586552
Meant for
>>126586309

>>126586400
And America used to be isolationist and now shoves its nose into everyone's business, what's your point?

>>126585478
Handsome guy.

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>>126586518
*Teleports behind her

>>126586425

Thanks Anon - I'll go take a look.

>But not 2.5% rises guarenteed annually.

Likely unsustainable at that rate - I guess I'm just pointing out the principle of pensioners being provided for from a scheme they have paid into.

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>>126586113

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>>126586087

>>126586575
>It probably wasn't unbiased then
It portrayed thatcher and kinnock in equally disparaging ways. And Major was portrayed as being literally grey.

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>>126586518

No she isn't lol, Neil is a Tory shill.

>>126585616
They're bringing it back, but mostly going to be focused on US politics. I bought the Chicken Song when I was 12, the B side 'never met a nice South African' was fucking brilliant.

>>126586518
>Strong and Stable.
>The real question is.
>That's not the real question
>Negotiating Hand
>Strong Negotiating position.

This will sum up May tonight.

>>126586521
You have to sell your house for you to pay for a carehome anyway , so this new idea would mean you get more money in that situation

>>126586499
Yeah well you know just how lazy burgers are

>>126586818
>farron's hair

Was he in an early 2000's boyband?

>>126586721

Wew lad.

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>>126586722
This. I've been toiling all day, whilst she's been gobbling through black sausages like Eric Pickles at a barbecue buffet.

>>126586764
My point is that Britain is not cultured because she no longer rules the world.

America is.

>>126586791
I do agree with pensions. Just that the triple lock was unsustainable. People need to learn to save for old age really badly.

>>126586721
I do agree. They're why we're on the path to majority non-british population now and they're mostly unapolagetic over it too.

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>>126586965
He wont let her get away with that.

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>>126586452
Tim could do better.

No sarcasm here, Tim Farron is shagging WAAAAY down.

That woman is Susan Boyle tier.

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>>126586077
The amount pensioners get out far outstrips what they put in.

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>>126587067
Yes, yes he was.

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>>126587087
Go away Bernard, haven't you got a post office queue to be holding up?

>>126586732
the cap is at what 100k if the average house price is 215k then theyre taking 100k+ to provide fucking social care. whats the fucking point of working an entire lifetime and paying taxes if they Govt. refuses to provide social care without raiding your house.

Call me a cynical bastard but i think its so they can skip out on their responsibilities and fund more fucking tax cuts and privatisations for their rich mates.

>>126587223
>wife looks like a man
>was in a boyband
>very passionate about hating gays

He's pretty gay

>>126587243
i've got chicken drumsticks, jacket potatoes, carrots and mushrooms

>>126587243
Looks yummy. I have chilli with jacket spuds.

>>126585973
>quickly u-turned

That isn't why happened at all, why do you cocksuckers lie all the time?

Also

>it's because of Americans that Muslims are Muslims

Don't make stupid jokes

New thread new link:
>>126587321
>>126587321
>>126587321

>>126586972

There are exclusions eg:

>the property isn't taken into account if one of the couple remains in it or if they have a family member living in the property over the age of 60.
>Property isn't taken into account for social care services provided at home currently.
>someone placed in a care home on section 117 of the MHA.

>>126587330
this is a random picture, haven't started cooking yet

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>>126587131
Maybe we should vote for Tim after all. I mean, he must be a good guy. Look at his wife.

>people actually shilling for Labour in Brit/pol/
>not realising how much you stand out
Excellent plan lads.

>>126586972
no you get less money. see how theyve raised the cap

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>>126587349
Not the lad you replied to, but it's pretty obvious at this point the US destabilised the region to no end, and out of that instability rose the concept of global jihad.

>>126587272
No, there's now going to be an absolute cap on what you can be charged as of May's uturn speech today. Do follow the news.

>>126586721

I work in a supermarket m8.

10 am to 3 pm is nothing but old people getting in the fucking way.

>pushing trolley at 90 degree angle to themself
>parking trolley across the end of an aisle
>not giving anyone priority
>walking out in-front of a quarter a tonne of milk
>asking for directions to something they're literally looking at
>getting confused about which stop they're in and insisting we sell things that we've never stocked
>standing in front of the exact place you need to be for 40 minutes
>asking for something from the back then walking off
>old men who have no concept about what a supermarket does because they've never shopped in their life

Pissin me off m8.

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All fucking day lads....

>>126587158

Do you have a source on that Anon? I think your infograph just shows the amount people think is paid in benefits (top), and what is actually paid (bottom).

>>126586721
I can't stand people who dawdle.

GET OUT OF THE WAY

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>>126587405
Nice reference lad

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>>126587405
based jew

>>126587107

Yeah it seems like our positions are quite similar on this desu

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>Dianne Abbott says traitorous things.

How is this even news?

>>126587642
That's correct.