Brit/pol/ ENGLISH patriotism edition

>>126573335
First for America

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih3SZbJz8wg

nth for can we have a comfy thread please?

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>english patriotism
>brit flag

Remember to vote for the BASED conservatives, fellow redditors :-)

>>126573519

>think this will be a great chance for people to see a cute autistic boy talk about his life and aspirations
>he goes full 4chan

tbqh he was probably encouraged to do it whilst posting here.

Fuck weebs, nonces, micks, leafs, leftists, septics, separatists, remainers and tories.

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Thatcher did nothing wrong

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labor, the anti-White party

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>>126573581
That's the joke

>>126573584
All these redditors are ruining the thread

Imagine being some piece of shit from the Home Counties who went to Yuuunayyy "Up north" and lived exclusively with other people from fucking Guildford or wherever and thought Jeremy Corbyn was the answer to all your problems

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>nice political stance you've got there...
>would be a shame if someone were to.. 'accidentally' run you over then face no consequences because they prayed to God a couple of times..

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Reminder that if you vote Labour you are voting to end the British nation.

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>moving to America in less than a year
>voted Sinn Fein for years
>Convinced many others to do the same
>Run a meme page on facebook that criticises loyalism
>Bringing up a new generation of fenian shitposters
>Not even left-wing
>Just want to trigger NI loyalists for being fags
>Won't be here to see the fallout

Remember to vote labour!

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>>126573584
>Remember to vote Conservative if you only want to be-able to look at a limited number of white-listed websites. Pre approved by Big Sister.

>>126573335
LOOK AT THIS LOADED AS FUCK OP

do you wanna talk about the tory politics at all you cunt?

>>126573867
I completely trust Theresa May because she has an amazing track record on privacy issues!

And she's a woman! I guess Labour are the real sexists lmao

>>126573898
LOOK AT THIS HALAL AS FUCK POST

Do you want 10 postal votes or 12 this year Ahmed

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I am still undecided. I dislike labour's big government spending plans, including dropping uni fees, I don't think the decision to raise corporation tax so highly is a great solution, I think the 20-1 pay cap idea is ridiculous and I generally don't trust the government to spend that much money. On the other hand, I think the conservatives are going too far with cuts in regards to the NHS in particular and I am extremely opposed to the plans in regards to the internet, I also think theresa may has proven herself previously to be technologically illeterate. Lib dems, Ukip and greens are a joke. What do I do?

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>>126573898

Would you like some Guardian and buzzfeed links?

>>126573867
didn't labour come out with a policy recently about having a national internet?

>>126574019
Spoil ballot

>>126574019
>NHS cuts
What cuts

>technologically illeterate
>illeterate
ironing

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>>126573721
>"excuse me, what do you mean you don't sell vegan chipotle cassava fries with locally-sourced halibut fried in truffle oil? This is a FISH AND CHIP shop!"

>>126573898
You could actually try doing so rather than bitch.

>>126573335

>English patriotism
>Image

>>126573828

What part of fuck micks did you not understand?>>126573654

>>126573721
>Home counties
>Votes Tory Bar londonistan
>expects us to al be labour voters

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>Stop being funny

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RED ALERT

WE ARE BEING BRIGADED BY LIBERAL DEMOCRAT SHILLS

>>126574299
>anglos handing over clay because they're autistic about who is native to it

Pottery, my guy.

It's alright. NI was doomed when the GFA got signed, I just think ulster has some catching up to do if it's going to be as blacked as the ROI.

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>Tfw pretending to be a Tory or Labour shill
>Tfw switching allegiance every other thread

I crave the (you's) lads, I live for them

>>126574389
Stop sending your leftists to the North

>>126574018
>>126574042
>>126574243

>always 3
>always not an argument

so these are the shills from the last thread?
0.02p has been depositied in yoru accounts you faggot shills

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>women can't be fu-

>>126574104
I'm not sure, but I do recall Labour being just as bad or even worse than the Conservatives when it comes to privacy and the Internet when Brown was in power. I have no idea why people think they should vote Labour due to Mays stance, just a cursory glance at Labours history with snooping powers and ID cards says we fucked either way.

Can you imagine if May actually lost to Corbyn, imagine being so incompetent

>>126574449
>its another fake post by a party that isnt the tories
oh hum i see what you did there

>>126574449
brit/pol is already voting for the milkman

>>126574449
>I've been posting YELLOW SURGE memes for months
I don't get how this is supposed to help. Lib dems are a proper joke.

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What comes after this election? What do we do when all the parties are shit?

>>126574135
Well, you could put to cutting off bursaries for student nurses as one. I guess generally it would be better to term it as underfunding rather than cutting if you want to get into it, and also the unreasonable impositions hunt was placing upon doctors.

>>126574543
>continues to bitch rather than talk about what he's accusing us of refusing to talk about

Gave you a chance, but you wasted it. Not giving you another.

>>126574697
>us
(((them)))

was watching bbc yesterday, they had a group of "people" that voted no on brexit talking about why it was a bad idea, etc.

Muslim woman speaks: Xenophobia, racism, we need to protect sandniggers from everyone cause we good.

Fuck UK, seriously, FUCK it with a baseball bat.

Bunch of retards

>>126574678
We vote for Red Jezz

Benefits will run through the street, we seize the memes of production

>>126574449
The only yellow surge that's happening is me vomiting when I see Tim "Pride Parade Pulveriser" Farron and his """wife""".

>>126574543

>implying 75% of brit/pol/ is not on the right / Leave side
>gets mad when people challenge his leftist bollocks

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>>126574449

>>126574677
The joke is that retards like you believe they are actually real.

Guess what? The Labour one is fake as well.

Really is amazing how all the NEETs on /pol/ who spend all day on the Internet would rather have Teresa May just to spite the SJWs.

Yeah Corbyn isn't my idea of a great leader, but at least he'd respect our right to shitpost on Cambodian birdwatching forums.

>>126573828
>That moustache
>That lack of trigger discipline

FUCKING MICKS

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>>126574678
BRIT/POL/ JUNTA

>>126574966
Be hard to shitpost on a Venezuelan toilet-roll hoarding forum when our computers and laptops have been "redistributed" to nigs and pakis.

>>126574966
>just to spite the SJWs.

Nothing to do with it at all.

>>126574942
>implying there aren't a bunch of corbynite trolls here

>>126574966
>he'd respect our right to shitpost on Cambodian birdwatching forums.
Labour are just as shit on privacy and liberty

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>>126574981
Everyone in Northern Ireland is a retard.

Everyone.

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>>126574966
People won't vote Corbyn just because of Corbyn. Many will not touch him due to some of the people he surrounds himself with. pic related.

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who /jezza/ here?

neolibs and globalist shills please no bully

>>126575253
>implying marxists aren't globalists

>>126575128
>implying there aren't a bunch of trolls here

fixed for you

>>126575253
post your finest corbachev memes please

>>126575110
>when our computers and laptops have been "redistributed" to nigs and pakis.

That's not going to happen though, is it?

You need to stop reading the Mail.

>>126575461
>reddit spacing
>muh Mail
you gonna bang on about food banks again?

>>126575461
Ask the venezuelans who have no internet because they spend their entire wage on bread.

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>Jo Cox was murdered on 16th June 2016. Out of interest, why was the one-year anniversary of her murder marked on May 21st?

Why was this? Especially strange given that It's day before the anniversary of Lee Rigby's death.

>>126575282
Jezza was opposed to the EU.

He at least deserves credit for standing by his views, considering how most, if not all of his voting base are pro-Europe.

>>126575359
walked into that...

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>>126575461
Don't try lad

they are too far down the deluded tory rabbit hole, they just listen to what the Mail/BBC tell them

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>>126575443
>>126575253

>>126575547
Is it because the 16th is after the General Election?

>>126575136
To the point where they would allow the DWP access to your browsing history? I don't think so.

>>126575223
Tories should still win but I think Labour will push them a lot closer than they did in 2015.

>>126575461
I don't read the Mail

>>126575626

And I'm not a Tory.

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>>126575636

>>126575282
>confusing globalism with internationalism

>>126575559
He backed remain when it counted. So much for muh principles.

>>126575717
What's the difference?

>>126574875
>As if leavers even know what Junker looks like

>>126575559
>standing by his views
>campaigned for remain and is pro-single market

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>>126573335

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I'm voting Labour because I'm going to university in September.

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>>126575282
we internationalist boy

>>126575543
If you think that a Corbyn government will result in Britain being some kind of extreme Orwellian hard left totalitarian state, then wow.

You sound as ridiculous as the SJWs who were certain that Trump was going to genocide everyone who wasn't a straight white male when he got elected.

>>126575547
They had to do it before the election, just like how her funeral was rushed to just a day before the vote last year.

They really want their money's worth out of the assassination of jox cox by the remain campaign.

Some pretty dank memes here lads

this is why I bother with /britpol/

>>126575690
Brrrrrrrruuuum, Scccccccreeeeech

now THAT is a U-turn "Strong and Stable" Theresa May would be proud of

>>126575689
>I think Labour will push them a lot closer than they did in 2015.
No way. It's gonna be a mediocre tory majority

>Wanted to vote conservative but their internet plans have put me against it
>On the other hand Labour are a joke and I wouldn't trust Corbyn to run a day care centre let alone the country
>All other parties a non-entities

I'm really considering just saying fuck it and not voting this time around.

>>126575717
>>126575903
So you're globalists who hate borders and thus promote the death of white britons

>>126575559
>>126575727
Quite the conundrum, isn't it? May is campaigning for a """""hard""""" Brexit even though she wanted us to remain, and Corbyn says he wants us to stay even though he really wants us to leave.

>>126575933
U-turn? My first post in this thread explicitly said "fuck tories" you window-licking leftist cunt.

>>126575960
Their internet policies probably won't even happen lad, no party pulls off 100% of their manifesto.

>>126575917
It perhaps won't be totalitarian, but everyone will be poorer, as in all socialist states

>>126575863
Fuck off Morocco.

>>126576068
>Says incresingly nervous man for the 7th time today
they already restricted spanking m8, why wont they do it AGAIN?

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>>126575547
What's the point of celebrating it if it's not pre-election and primed to emotionally-manipulate voters?

>>126576061
Don't drive and shitpost lad

it's dangerous

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WEAK AND WOBBLY

>>126575705
Why do normies insert elementary maths when they do this meme

>>126575547
For maximum political gain, obviously. If they'd held it after the election they'd have lost a couple of hours of perfectly good 'brexit is evil and the tories are racist' news coverage

Brendan Cox is a nasty piece of work. Made a fortune sucking a six figure salary from a 'charity' before hastily resigning to avoid being exposed as a sexual predator, then worked as an adviser to the Brown government before co-founding the 'Refugee and Migration Hub'.

>>126575917
>wow.

Back you go

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>>126575864
>>126575865

Tories laughing all the way to their offshore dividends

>>126575705
The same submarines that most of the country wants?

>>126576162
>the absolute state of ukip

>>126574942
Whoa. No need to be so mean anon. How am I to discern what is real and what's not?

>>126575865
Even if tuition fees are removed, YOU will still be paying for every year.

>>126576225
>muh food banks

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>>126576142
can somebody shop a bane mask on her and name the file 4nothing

>>126576162
>She proposed an idea and after receiving feedback, decided against it
how very DARE she

>>126576162
Won't that just make the elderly jump back to the torys

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>>126575689
>To the point where they would allow the DWP access to your browsing history? I don't think so.

People have short memories. pic related is just a part of what Labour wanted to do.

>>126576162
Literal dead party. I mean it was never a shining bastion of political talent, but weak and wobbly? Jesus

>>126574449

This is fake

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>>126575960
pic related

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>when the boss man gives you an extra wing and it's hench as fuck
>when dem chips are crispy
>AH GIVE IT A FOWA POINT FREE

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>25 degrees Celsius

>>126575864
>rent caps at 65%

I hate how stupid this country is

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Strap yourselves in for some ultimate comfy, starting NOW lads. If you don't like plants and gardening then you're a queer.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbctwo
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbctwo
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbctwo
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbctwo

>>126576459

Should have another option for UKIP's ((civil nationalism))

>every leader of a major party in scotland is a woman
>the party for wales is run by a woman
>the country is run by a woman

where were you when women finally took their place as leaders?

>>126576510
Gardeners question time desu lad

>>126576510
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone

OOPS IT'S ON BBC1 LADS, I'M A CUNT

>>126576162
Dementia tax is such a fucking meme, do it's opponents have a better fucking solution for care costs?

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time to MAN THE FUCK UP

which side are you on, the working class or the neolibs and corporations?

>>126576340

>muh food banks

Great Britain, once ruled a quarter of the world, on an empire upon which the sun never set.

Now its people queue at food banks like any other third world nation.

vote for 5 more years of the Tories figuring out ways of robbing from the public.

>>126576676
>do it's opponents have a better fucking solution for care costs?
Import migrants to kick the issue down the road for 50 years

>>126576510
>staring at plant genitals

sick fuck

>>126576676
Nope. The entire welfare system has to barrel along in the same state it was in the 1960s until the whole thing collapses under its own weight.

>>126576685
Most decidedly the neolibs and corporations.

>>126576685
>harry potter analogies

>>126576756
When we had our empire we also had no welfare state, the thing is almost entirely a post war project.

>>126576225
Oh look, another moronic reddit tourist who doesn't understand the difference between debt and deficit
>complain about austerity
>also complain that the national debt continues to rise

>>126574019
I'd like to see a dismal voter turnout or a record breaking amount of spoilt ballots, personally.

>'Shabby racist', 37, who repeatedly kicked a pregnant Muslim woman in the stomach and hit her with a wine bottle two weeks before she miscarried her twins is jailed for nearly four years

>>126576756
When we ruled a quarter of the world the people now relying on food banks would have starved or been forced into workhouses

>>126576685
Non. There's no one to vote for that will not fuck us over. With Mays train wreck of an election campaign I predict come the 9th parliament will not look much different than now. Leaving May with a weak and wobbly mandate and the whole thing was a waste of time.

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>>126576309
I'm a student, I don't pay taxes.

And even when I do, I'll never earn enough to end up paying more than the 27 grand of tuition fees I'd be paying for anyway.

2bh, I am perfectly happy with paying tuition fees, I just think 9 grand a year is excessive. 3-5 grand is about right.

>>126576756
>what are poorhouses and workshops in Victorian Britain

Daily reminder that it's the government's fault that people can't buy houses and use foodbanks, regular citizens can not be incompetent with money. Blame Miss May, vote corbyn.

>>126575811
Other way round m8. It's remainers who generally have no idea about the EU.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VsZBLBgphU

>>126576762
The conservatives will be doing that regardless, anon.

>>126576864
thanks for the history lesson
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberal_welfare_reforms


But whats your point?

>>126577066
To be fair, Juncker is president of the EU commission, not the EU itself.

>>126577143
My point was that your point was ahistorical nonsense.

>>126577119
They at least seem to be trying with this care stuff and cutting pensions

>>126576892
should be more than 4 years desu

>>126575865
>>126576981
good lad

>>126574553
The woman isn't funny, the puppet is.

How could the Tories blow it so hard? They went from landslide to barely getting a majority. Fucking idiots. TM is Britain's Hilary Clinton.

>>126575547

Milking it for all it is worth, interestingly enough her seat is at risk of going Tory.

Hilarious if it does.

>>126577213
The EU has like 5 "presidents", none of which (last I checked. Might have changed, who knows) are "of the EU".

>>126577066
It's a trick question because there are 3 presidents and there isn't one organisation that has total power over the others.

>>126577294
Fuck off shill.

>>126577400
>to barely getting a majority.
9% lead is still a majority of 50 or so

>still arguing over Tories v Labour
>not rising above the democratic circus

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>>126577400

>barely getting a majority

Give me a break,

>>126576879

>we need to run a deficit to get the national debt down

>7 years of taking away services from the average man and giving tax breaks to the rich...national debt goes up

youre the moron for not realising the tories havent fucking clue but are happy to carry on with their low tax low government strategy cos it benefits the rich whilst impacting the average man.

>>126576981
>And even when I do, I'll never earn enough to end up paying more than the 27 grand of tuition fees I'd be paying for anyway.

Why bother going to university then?

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>>126575547
>people know who jo cox is but not lee rigby

>>126577400

They only won the 2015 general election by 6% in terms of vote share.

I think it's extremely unlikely that they won't increase their majority.

>>126577400
Still 2 and a half weeks left. This could still be forgotten by polling day.

>>126577400
Because May is a joke

she was a joke as home secretary and she is a joke as PM, they are probably regretting Cameron throwing in the towel.

Porky dave at least gave us the referendum as promised, May was just a failure

>>126577400
they have a comfortable majority AND managed to essentially get people to agree with some controversial things they wanted to do. wa la

>>126577400
She's still going to win and with an increased majority but I had the same thought today

Cards are completely stacked in her favour and she's still managing to fuck up

>>126577066
This isn't a particularly good watch. I like Tommy Robinson but he's not exactly who I'd send into a crowd of libshits to expose how little they know. You need someone that looks like them, bit less confrontational.

>>126577400
SHILL! SHHHHIIIIILLLLLLLL!

>insert something unrelated about Diane Abbott here
>mention that Corbyn is literally a communist
>muh IRA

>>126577733
Seemed to do well enough. They answered, if not the questions.

>>126577800
shill

>>126577623
You literally don't understand the difference between debt and deficit do you?

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Lads, anyone have that picture of Corbyn doing a speech with a Labour background, but you can see a picture of Lenin peering out from behind the Labour background being covered up? Been looking fo rit

>Lee Rigby's memorial was vandalised

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4519762/Sick-vandals-trash-Lee-Rigby-s-memorial.html

I wonder who could've possibly been behind this

>>126577400
>a small majority for the conservatives is now considered a win for labour

lmao

>>126577276
>>126577002

what is incorrect about the UK going from being the world's supreme power to being one that resembles a third world country (in one respect)

>>126573693

"ethnic families"

Does she know what "ethnic" means? It doesn't mean "ethnic minority".

>>126577066
>Generally

I would be interested in an uncut version of that video, I don't think you could generalize without it.

5 minutes of tommy talking to a hippy mong is hardly good reporting.

>>126577887
whatcha doin

>>126577800
>Diane abbot is not relevant to Corbyn's Labour when she's literally a cabinet member
>Corbyn is a fucking commie
>The IRA are an openly anti-British terrorist group that corbyn supports

>>126577899
We resemble the third world due to mass immigration

>>126577943
>23

>>126577920
It's a shop

>>126573693
>labor
Neck yourself.

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>>126577887
I adore the DM comment section.

>>126576676
Heating oil shortage.

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>>126577943
>chicken connoisseur
>nigger

>>126577400
Someone on Radio 4 earlier was saying they had to get some bad publicity on purpose to ensure the vote didn't look so certain, and therefore actually get people to vote rather than be complacent. Portillo said it on This Week the other day as well.

>>126577978
I wonder what it would be like to live completely devoid of self awareness like you.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>126577865
was not the point of austerity to stop running a deficit, in order to control the rising national debt?

or have we closed our libraries and turned off street lighting for other reasons

>>126578144
>when the opposition is so shit you have to sink to their level to make it a real election
kill me now

>>126577920

Dictionary definition:

"Relating to a population subgroup (within a larger or dominant national or cultural group) with a common national or cultural tradition."

So, essentially, it does mean that.

>>126578174
>Scotland will go full Rhodesia in your lifetime

>>126578144
That would be unironic 45d hopscotch

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>tfw there are people in this thread STILL talking about the election

>>126577943
>pengest munch
ugh
>black person doing fried chicken reviews and showing off new shoes
really?

>>126578162
I wonder what it would be like if you were to stop giving smug non-answers. Probably far less cancerous.

>>126578096
I wonder if Ainsley is aware of his meme status.

>>126578174
Oh dear

>Welsh Westminster voting intention:

>LAB: 44% (+9)
>CON: 34% (-7)
>PC: 9% (-2)
>LDEM: 6% (-1)
>UKIP: 5% (+1)
>(via @YouGov / 18 - 21 May)

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/866670257968214016

>yes, I have seen that Hitchens tie image

>>126578182
The deficit is heavily reduced.
No one uses libraries now anyway.

>>126578182
>not shilling tories
the deficit was reduced by a half

>>126578174
Proofs?

>>126578271
>like rhodesia
>except they import minorities instead of shooting them

>>126573335
Post British images so I can repost them. Also, why were the Irish allowed to leave in 1922?

>>126578174

fake

>>126577966
Feel free to ask some youself. They will tend to come back with something about human rights, holidays, racism, or Erasmus.

>>126578174
She must be fucking mental. Tories are making comeback because people are sick of muh referendum talk and she wants to pull carpet out from entire country?

Maybe she's panicking with 10 years of SNP government fuck ups behind her and the protest vote sheen wearing off

>>126577920
Oh, also, that poster is a fake! You can go back to being an unjustified racist now.

N.B: I don't even like Diane Abbot.

>>126578408
rhodies were the minority at barely 5%

unless they were shooting themselves? Would be kinda hard with a FAL mind

>>126578342
>labour back to believing polls they like
Isn't this basically still poor for Labour in Wales?

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>>126578342

>It's actually real

Fucking Wales

>>126578408
Rhodesias (and south africas ) army were mostly black they only shot commie niggers

>>126578587
I know, the replies are hilarious.

>if momentum carries on then we're in with an excellent chance

>>126578669
I can see it dropping back a bit in the next week and they'll be back to crying YOUGOV IS OWNED BY TORIES

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Reminder

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/nigel-farage-says-hell-pick-10440839

>Nigel Farage says he'll 'pick up a rifle' if the government backslides on Brexit

>>126578587

>Isn't this basically still poor for Labour in Wales?

Not really, they got 37% of the Welsh vote share in the 2015 general election

>2/3 of engrish language comes from french
>capital of your country overrun by pakis and niggers
>ugliest women in Europe
what are you proud of, modern brits?

brit/pol/ discord: https://discord.gg/A6WU2zr

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>People are having a go at Holly Willoughby for flying a union jack on her own home

State of the country, lads.

www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/holly-willoughby-angers-neighbours-by-flying-union-jack-flag-above-her-london-home-a3544971.html

>>126578796
inventing belgium

>>126578761
>Nigel Farage says he'll 'pick up a rifle'

but..but you have less than 7 guns per 100 residents

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>tfw we're all heading straight for the gulags

>>126578796
>Your roads are shit
>Your food makes Britain's look good
>30% of your population are immigrants
>You have 6 different governments

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>>126578796

HP Sauce.

Not putting mayo on chips like a fucking pervert, Belgium.

>>126578792
Then who's lost out because the tory voteshare is up on 2015 too?
UKIP?

>>126578996
WOw cool celeb article

>>126578174
>war against Scotland
>tanks roll over the hills as small willy scots running down in their kilts get squashed
>hadrian's wall rebuilt

>>126579018
He'll pick up a bread knife

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Jesus fucking christ

>>126578796
>what are you proud of, modern brits?

grime and knife crime

>>126578996
never knew holly willowbee was a racist

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>Talks on the radio about Muh Young Person's vote and how it'll save Labour and kill the Conservative majority
Young people don't vote.
They just fucking don't.

>>126579200
cultural appropriation

>>126579162
Americans can't make fun of are dave wearing the Sikh hat now

>Actually voting Labour because of Conservative social care proposals

I may live a life dictated by shariah law, but at least i'll own a property.

>>126578308
Ok then, how's this? I made an obvious bait post making fun of the "britpol is being shilled!" retards populating this thread, and you were stupid enough to respond to it as if I was serious.

>>126579449
>there are boomers who actually think like this

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>>126579162

I love how the Trumptards on here are getting shafted by this fat cunt and having to jump through increasingly more bizarre hoops to make excuses for him.

>Working from home today
>Sunny as fuck
>Been sat on the back on my little sun trap terrace
>It's fucking roasting, 4pm, and I've just cracked a beer because no-one is around to stop me

How has your day at the coal face been brit/pol?

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>>126579449
>Actually voting

>>126579162
>>126579563
Why are there still /ptg/ threads at this point

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>>126577943
>23

>>126579586
Back into gainful employment on Wednesday, feels good, spent all day conquering the world with fascist Ireland in HOI4

>>126579510
I would convert to Islam for a free house

>>126573693
Why don't we have a moonman like the burgers do?

>>126579162
>/britpol/ said this guy would be our closest ally after Brexit

anyone got that EU FTA pepe/trump image?

>>126579620
Reddit infestation

>>126579838
they meant greatest ally

>>126579029
We easily survived without any government for year and half, so it describes us as a nation of indepentent people

12% of our population of immigrant descent
and after 96% white scotland and 98% Wales will leave white engrish will become minority in their own country, LOL

>>126579838
Most of us were ambivalent and thought he had no chance to be fair

>>126579458
The part I responded to was your mocking of people criticising corbyn. Or was that some kind add backwards joke too?

Also, on shills, they are here. They're obvious when they crawl out of the woodwork around election time. No not everyone accused of being one is one, but that doesn't mean they aren't here.

>>126579838
Assad is /ourguy/

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Anyone else thinking that the Tories deliberately sabotaged their own lead to ensure that Corbyn does better than initially predicted, and therefore doesn't end up being forced to resign, and so the Corbynista takeover of the party is allowed to continue (ensuring the long-term destruction of the Labour Party)?

The last thing that any real conservative should want is a return of the Blairites (and Corbyn is the only man who can stop them from coming back). Maybe Crosby and pals aren't as stupid or morally decrepit as we thought?

Or is this just wishful thinking?

>>126579563
He's meeting the fucking pope too when he knows he'll just hammer some pro-mass immigration shit at him.

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>voting for the conservatives

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>>126579838

>>126577887
Any form of respect is non existent in this country now. Sadly the way society is evolving at breakneck speed is simply couldn't care less attitude. You see it each and every day. Our justice system is a complete joke, prisons are holiday camps the Government useless. It's all about me, me, me life is worthless gone are the days of mutual respect and caring for one another.

>>126580004
I hate how people in this country actually support the """"""moderates"""""" over secular Assad. If we hadn't had parliament tell call me dave to fuck off in 2012 over Syria the place would be Libya 2.0 by now.

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>>126580109
>voting for anyone

>>126580149
Oh how far /pol/ has fallen

to think how full on the Trump shilling was a year back

>>126579762
desu i'd say whatever mussy speak they wanted just for a few days off work and a blowie

>>126580109
>voting for party instead of candidates.
I'd vote for Peter Bone or similar but my candidates are 3 colours of blairite so spoilt it is for me.

>>126580054
female Nigel farage looks like my teacher

>>126579727
Tried that once and I could never get it going because no factories. What have you done?

>>126579279
Honestly starting to think this election will have the highest turnout of young voters for years.

>>126576225
Debt would go up exponentially due to compound interest.
The deficit is a far more important consideration, as without a surplus, the debt just keeps piling on.

>>126579620
>/ptg/
Non white containment thread
>/Brit/pol
Tripfag containment
>/sg/
Muslim containment

>>126580163
Why would I respect anyone when there's a good chance they vote Labour, Green or Lib Dem? 48 percent of our country voted to remain in the EU. Why would I respect those people?

>>126578313
He probably flick through them chuckling to himself
>Ye-heh boy
>Spicy

should be revising but have literally been sat around wanking and sleeping all day
exam is on thursday morning and im p fucked

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>>126580493
>Why would I respect anyone when there's a good chance they vote.

Ftfy

>>126578313
I'm pretty sure Hitchens knows he's a meme, as does Mogg

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>LIBDEM TRANSGENDER UPROAR OVER THERESA FARAGE POSTER

>Transgender LibDem members have protested to party HQ over their new poster featuring Nigel Farage photoshopped as Theresa May.

https://order-order.com/2017/05/22/libdem-transgender-uproar-theresa-farage-poster/

>>126580662
ayy

>>126580311
Focus on building as much industrial capacity as possible while democratic, invade a few non countries for more landmass and resources while avoiding pissing off any of the real players, once WW2 starts ignore as much as possible until you're forced into it, ideally you should be switching from ROI to Resurrectionist Ireland at this point, once the bogs are struggling with the Axis start dumping paratroopers into England and eventually take over the UK, from there you have to go very, very carefully, your biggest problem is core manpower

>>126573713
I unironically can't see anything wrong with your pic related.

>>126580175
>Hurr support the moderate rebels, muh Arab Spring, let's bring grassroots democracy to the Middle East!

Agreed, these people are naive clowns who don't have a fucking clue.
Democracy just can't work in a country where all culture and politics are completely bathed in Islam. Look at Iraq, Iran, Egypt, Afghanistan, etc. In fact, the 2012 election in Egypt is a great example of what will happen to Syria if we try to force democracy on them:
You get 1 election, in which candidates compete to be the most Islamist, then the most radical Islamist party wins, then they abolish elections again. Done. So you're back at square one again, and all the people who died in the civil war died for nothing.

B-but muh democracy!!! Drives me fucking mad.

>>126580662
Oh no, the 0.05% tranny vote is gone whatever will they do?

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>>126580662
>“This is bordering on transphobia, and it would make my job as chair a lot easier of you didn’t do this sort of thing.”

>“There’s all sorts of “a wolf in sheep’s clothing” lines you could be going for that aren’t ‘hahahahaha it’s a man in a dress’.”

>“Sometimes I’m really ashamed of this party. Are some of your best friends trans too?”

>“I have seen a lot of discussion from other trans LD members and other trans folk in general expressing disquiet, and a marked increase in reluctance to vote LD because of this sh*t… please rest assured that the number of trans folk I’ve spoken to — both members and not — who are deeply exhausted and tired and hurt is a damn sight greater than four.”

>damn sight greater than four

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Christ Almighty, that voter registration advertisement makes me angry.
>"why is he allowed up this escalator"
>"some people can some people can't"
>"why"
HMM MAYBE BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO REGISTER TO DO IT YOU CRETIN

>>126580825
Forgot to mention Air power has to be your focus militarily, it has to be superior to the RAF by the time you're being drawn into confrontation with them

>>126580662
what the fuck does that even have to do with being a tranny?

>>126580950
So literally 4 people then.

>>126580914
So far it's worked in Tunisia, but yeah out of all the arab spring countries one hasn't completely fucked it up

>>126581002
They see a mans face photoshopped onto a woman's body and thinking its making fun of them

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>>126573693
fuck u whitey

>>126580950
These people are literally no fun allowed embodied

https://twitter.com/AaronBastani/status/866620871112368129

Is mummy may an unironic autist? her body expressions are literally aggravating now

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Is this transphobic?

>>126581115
>Fat
>that nose
>not white
0/10 wud not bang

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>>126574413
>Stop voting UKIP

>>126573335
Patriautism

>>126577943
wait does that article says that dude is 23?
holy shit, he looks like he's over 60!

>>126581178
No that man hasn't been put through the woman filter.

>>126581148
Possibly, but that's no bad thing

LABOUR

SURGE

>>126581148
She's more a John Major than a thatcher/blair/dave shall we say

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>>126581246
How about this?

>>126581199
UKIIIIIIIIIIP!!
UKIIIIIIIIIIP!!

>>126574508
The Home Counties apart from Lutonistan are staunchly Tory.

>>126581352
wtf i want to fuck breivik now

new thread

>>126581306
>>126581306
>>126581306
>>126581306

>>126581414
Their kids go to uni and become champagne socialists. I can see it here, all the lefties are middle class and upper class wankers spending daddy's money

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>>126581148
>ableist

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>>126578342

>Be Theresa May
>Have largest Tory lead in years
>Flush it down toilet

So this is the power of Strong and Stable leadership.

>>126581835
>Be Theresa May
>Have largest Tory lead in years
>Sacrifice some of it to piss off a load of boomers

>>126580977
Cheers buddy, working on it now. Was researching fighters anyway as I assumed the RAF would fuck up my factories otherwise.

>>126580004
Please, Assad is the biggest cuck in the world.