Brit/pol/ Merely a coincidence edition

>>126568409
Shower of cunts incoming

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1st for fapping to anime

what are some conspiracy theories that you believe are true?

>>126568464

If they honestly want to waste their time here thinking that they can convince people to vote for Liebour then let them, it wastes time where they could be out delivering leaflets which may convince 1% of people or something.

>>126568409
Is Cumbria the whitest place in Britain?

>>126568520
Corbyn can win

>>126568520

JFK was shot by Cubans backed by the CIA with help from the Mafia and the kill shot was fired by a young teenager from the storm drain infront of Kennedy's car.

Also Woody Harrelson's dad was involved.

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>>126568409
>>126568464
>>126568486
>>126568520
Keep on the lookout, lads.

>>126568520
Obama is gay
Clinton fucked prostitutes
Lyndon B. Johnson hated nigs

Pretty much nothing in terms of the UK because it's boring

>>126568544
>live in a caravan

enjoy your moldy walls and home blowing away I guess?

>>126568520
That the political elite want to tear down our national borders for their financial backers in order to make more money

>>126568534
Corbyn's manifesto done a fair bit for Labour, but all it'll do is stop a Blair-esque landslide

So now that Conservatives have Uturned, so to speak, on social cap. Can Labour Uturn on the shadow cabinet bringing in a competent group to actually challenge the Tories?

Reminder to all the Corbyn shills flooding from Reddit. Fuck off.

>>126568520
British MP pedophilia.

>>126568619
>National Socialism requires Socialism
Fucking retards.

We need national socialism in this country and we're not going to get it with a fake nationalist like Theresa "Sharia law is good for the UK" May.
We need a committed socialist like Jeremy Corbyn to take us down the route we want. That's why we need to vote Labour on the 8th.
Remember: It's easier to become nationalist from socialism than it is to become socialist from nationalism.

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>>126568619
My eyes are wild peeled for socialist scum

>>126568678
>Implying Corbyn would ever remove Abbott from the cabinet

>>126568520
Autism vaccines.

>>126568520
The army was plotting a coup against the wilson government over concerns he was a communist

>>126568678
The only competent politicians they have are fucking blairites lmao

>>126568520
Massive paedo cover ups that may or may not involve popular italian dish "restaurants".

the only 100% efficient method of purging labourmongs is posting extremely controversial videos from a Bosnian proxy

Not that Im condoning it, but it certainly triggered those curious enough to click because theyre moronic lefties

>>126568753
>Corbyn's Socialism is the same as that found in National Socialism
Larping or not, fucking do one.

>>126568753
This really isn't funny anymore

>>126568678
This is exactly as the Conservatives planned. Generate some outrage and be seen to do something about it, they're playing 4D chess and Corbyn is struggling to keep up.
It's almost as if, were Theresa and Jeremy to be playing split-screen multiplayer on a Nintendo 64 that she's playing Mario Kart and Jeremy is stuck not knowing what to do because all he sees is the bottom half of Donkey Kong!

>>126568619
Fucking reddit, every single time.

I still prefer Corbyn to May but making arguments that just insult the fucking intelligence of the opposition does nothing. It fucking reeks of 'lol I can manipulate these idiots with my supreme gentleman powers.'

>>126568753
You're an utter fucking retard. I hate LARPing, baiting morons.

>>126568678
>>126568773
>Implying Corbyn or the entire labour party would be able to even lift Abbott from parliament

I mean they could try and roll her out I guess, but it would be no easy task

>>126568678
Their competent politicians won't serve in a corbyn cabinet

>>126568409
Why do you gues call tim farron The Milkman?
honest question, where does it coem from?

nth for illegal British-made facesitting pornography

>>126569011
Their competent politicians are all Blairite scum.

>>126569049
Ther'es a picture of him with milk

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>>126568409
here OP you can add this to your chart there

>>126569049
Hello newfag from reddit. Go away.

>>126569049
A photoshoot of him looking like a spz with a bottle of skimmed milk.

>>126569137
Wait really? thats it?
kinda dissapointing DESU SENPAI

>>126569011
>implying being a shill for corporations and muh neoliberalism makes you competant
>implying labour under Brown and Milliband was in any way competant

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>>126569049
He did a photoshoot involving milk
>>126569077
Not actually illegal, only illegal if it restricts the breathing of the sub to an amount that is dangerous

>>126569203
More competent than fucking Dianne the Abbo

>>126569049
He drinks S K I M like an absolute degenerate and is proud enough of it to snap a few pics.

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>>126569179
Do you have it? i need a laugh

>>126569165

>everyone who doesnt keep up with epik may mays must be from reddit
fuck off perma virgin

>>126569217
SKIMMED

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THINGS

>>126569313
scroll up.

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>>126569269

>>126569269
Honestly not sure how I feel about the lack of British identity in the UK. I'd rather not have a breakup in the near future.

>>126569217
Oh wow. I was wrong, this is fucking great.
>Dat JUST face
Why did he think this wea sa good idea?!

>>126569280
>hurr let's sell all our gold for literally no reason
>competent

But admittedly fuck her and I wish she wasn't in the cabinet.

>>126569269

Telling an SJW that you are English really troubles them because to them if you have a British passport you are British, but Englishness is more complex and far more linked to culture and ethnicity. They don't like it what bit.

>>126569359
>Cornwall goes blue
I fucking wish mate.

>>126569217
so it's only illegal in a really subjective way, that's good

>>126569359
>ALL THAT BLUE
>Abderdeen north STILL SNP
god damn

>>126569421
Labour`s current shadow education secretary dropped out of school, that`s the level of the current cabinet.

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>>126569217

>>126569217
>Would you like to try holding the coffee
>No, no. I'll just stand here with the milk

What's with the people shilling labour with proxies from places like Burma and Macedonia?

>>126569513
It was all blue in 2015 and the lib dems did shit in the local elections

>>126569420
Because he's a fucking idiot.

>>126568409
>>Labour face 'parliamentary wipeout' as Watson, Skinner & others may lose seats, poll finds
I want Labour to win but would be delighted if Tom Watson lost his seat

>>126569420
>I'm working class too!
>look at me buying food!
>just like the working class!

>>126569538
Election came too fast for Davidson to break the SNP hegemony. It'll come in 2022, but this snap election might cause a referendum

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>>126569642
>I want Labour to win

>>126569621
>people shilling labour with proxies from places like Burma and Macedonia?

Gap year fuckwits, who are the only English people who will vote Labour in the country.

>>126569359

Holy shit! Is that real?!

Edinburgh and Glasgow have gone lib dem, Aberdeen has gone tory?!

WTF is happening over there?!

>>126568520
That the Government doesn't have my best interest in mind.

This is a conspiracy theory in the U.K.

>>126569585
>>126569578
Here have another chuckle, courtasy of commi propergander
https://www.rt.com/uk/389194-liberal-democrats-brexit-business/

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>>126569269
>>126569152
>>126568409
Really makes you think.

>>126569621
In that case, I eat my words. I seriously hope it stays blue then, because all I see down here is some fucking serious SJW level shit. At least the older generation want to keep their homeland.

>>126569578
Is he actually a fucking alien? There's something just not right about tim.

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>>126569642
>I want Labour to win

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Would a vote for The Liberal Democrats be a vote for Coast to return to our televisions?

>>126568944

Its fake.

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>>126569423
It's a bit like how country and nation are interchangeable to Libs. When one represents family - i.e. nation/natal/birth. And one represents the land which that family occupies. So a stranger can live on the land (country) but can't ever be part of that nation (blood relation)

>>126569752
Vocal minorities as usual. Remember how twitter was btfo in 2015 by the exit poll? Up until then they were convinced Labour would win.

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>>126569513
My constituency's pretty blue right now, m8, and North Cornwall was a close-run thing between Tories and LibDems. No reason to think things'll change.

>>126569664
Its like he is trying to do the opposite of the david-cameron-dosent-know-the-price-of-bread bit

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>>126569751
really.. boggles the noggin...

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I'm Voting labour.
Not because fo brexit or social justice or any of that shit.

It's because I've realised what's the point of saving up, sacrificing when other cunts get shit for free. All I'm doing is subsidising gimmedats instead of actually getting anything for myself.

gimmedat.

>>126569731
Everyone is starting to hate the SNP. We don't have many alternatives up here.
Thing about Scotland is we hold a grudge. Main reason the SNP got in power was because we hate the Tories and we hate Labour.
We're now left with either returning to the Tories or voting Lib Dem because Labour fucking us over was too recent to go back to them

>>126569694
>>126569796
Tories wont cut immigration, so whats the point giving them my vote when I could instead vote for more neetbux and a properly funded nhs

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>>126569800
this image is why I will never touch a 3D women

thanks Tim

(the option for qt britpol bfs is still there though)

>>126569890
Just spoil your ballot then

>>126570013
As above.

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>>126570033
>(the option for qt britpol bfs is still there though)
Kill yourself lad.

>>126570013
exactly.

>>126570044
Spoiling my ballot would be no different to voting tories. I'd rather try get rid of them

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What did Ms. Abbott mean by this?

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Labour
>free tuition fees
>tax the very highest earners who take more than they give to te economy
>free school meals for children
>Extend the Freedom of Infomation Act
>Go through with Brexit but try to build mutual relations
>Nationalise the railways

Conservatives
>"Strong and Stable"

>>126570033
>calling Tim's '''wife''' a woman

I am offended.

What is brit/pol/ reading
>>126570033
[spoiler][spoiler]im am cute[/spoiler][/spoiler]

I hate this election just for attracting shills and ruining comfy brit/pol/

>>126570116
>>126570013
>>126570123
>>126569890
Actually you "two" are sounding very much like a samefag now

>>126570123
If you want an actual change then vote someone not Tory or Labour. Labour dying could end the two party hegemony we have in the UK. If you actually want to make a difference do not vote Labour.

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>The Conservatives have paid for a Google advert that appears at the top of the page when users search for “dementia tax” in response to growing attacks on Theresa May’s social care policy.

>People using the search engine on Monday to find out about the term, coined to describe the prime minister’s manifesto commitment to shake up the funding of old age care, found the top result was a paid-for link from Conservatives.com that read: “The so-called ‘dementia tax’ – get the real facts.”

Enjoy your facist orwelian state boomers

>>126570125
It's them white people, bruv. Always trying to divide people.

>>126570157
Spam

>>126570195
Oh sorry, 2 people cant have similar reasons for casting their vote in a certain way?

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>>126569513

Cornwall already is blue m8

Looking forward to a hung parliament and "temporarily suspended" Brexit lads.

Anyone else?

>>126570274
>political advertising is now orwellian

>>126570253
But I genuinely like Jeremy Corbyn. Might not agree with him on everything, but at least he seems genuine and doing what he believes is right

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this is the face of losing 25 points lead in 4 days

>>126570253
>end the two party hegemony
Not possible with fptp. It will just be replaced, just as Labour replaced the Liberals.

http://www.fwi.co.uk/business/in-the-hot-seat-tim-farron-of-the-lib-dems.htm

Nothing to see here, just an interview from 2009 with Tim Farron saying he would vote to repeal the fox hunting ban.
To be fair, maybe he has changed his mind on animal cruelty in that time.

>>126570302
You're literally typing in an identical way with the exact same nonsensical non-argument

>>126568904
>Admitting to posting CP
Enjoy prison

Where have they all come from? Are they part of some coordinated effort or is it just because all the Russell Group universities had their end of term today?

>>126570408
Why does her thumb look so big here

>>126570377
>at least he seems genuine and doing what he believes is right
>be anti-EU for decades
>campaign for remain because the momentumtards love the eu

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>>126570157
Labour
>our entire manifesto is funded by offshore money that we can never access
>lmao let's bring in more pakis and make you pay for them

Conservatives
>"Strong and Stable"
>we like pakis too

Lib Dems
>skimmed milk and gay sex

>>126570157
If you think those are good policies then you haven't seen anything yet. Watch this:

Me:
>free houses
>tax the people who aren't you
>free restaurant reservations for children and mothers
>extend the freedom of information act to give you freedom of information to have a legal right to know exactly what anyone is doing at any given moment, all by asking the government
>go through with brexit and make relations so strong that we enter a new "Great Briturope" with our european brothers, allowing for open borders and free trade
>nationalise the farms and houses

>>126570436
>didnt read the second line
Doesn't surprise me you Trump loving sugar inhaling teens have a short attention span

>>126570483
Water light refraction, spastic.

>>126569578
This made me laugh

>not drinking cashew/almond milk

>>126570436
>Enjoy prison
plot twist he's paki

>>126570044
pointless exercise.

tories will win but without a huge majority maybe may will think again about taxation.

The flip side is that a swing to labour may extend the current farce.

I would think that a not so sizable win by may, will cause her to rethink taxation. labour will lose regardless. there is a danger that things become even worse, but if they can't sort out their shit a new leader and credible polices and opposition in 4 years they're fucked anyway.

>>126570453
Reddit. Look at the post near the start of the thread.

>>126570377
Corbyn doesn't want to win. If he did he'd be anti-immigration and socially conservative. He just wants to purge Blairites.

>>126569868
pure coincidence

t.Corbyn

>>126570589
it's too perfectly in line for that

>>126570125
"Hang me, I'm a 5th columnist".

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>>126570624
>not drinking cat milk

>>126568409
>Jeremy Corbyn refuses to condemn the IRA five times

Corbyn condemed everyone who used bombs violence and terrorism, if anyone thinks that doesn't include the IRA then they are a special kind of stupid. By not singling out the IRA as a special case he doesn't give a free pass to other Irish Republican terror groups, loyalist terror groups and dick-heads like Tommy Mair or the twats that killed Lee Rigby to say "we might be bad but we're not as bad as the IRA."

Shows how desperate the tories are getting now there is actually a chance they might loose this election.

>>126570195
fuck off twat. you sound like a shill.

See how easy it is?

>>126570013
>Tories wont cut immigration

May said she would cut it dramatically. Corbyn said he would increase immigration.

this isn't hard...

>>126570410
Oh hush. FPTP is better than PR. the only acceptable alternative is STV with a cap on number of parties you can vote for.

Parties themselves need banned, but that's another subject

>>126570640
>may will think again about taxation.
They've not mentioned raising taxes at all

>>126570535
Lib dem seems like the best option

is it strange to call myself English if my family has lived in Wales for around 100 years? (most of my great-grandparents were English and moved to Cardiff around 1900 for work)

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Not to sound like that guy, but do any of you guys vape? Just popped down to my little local shop to find that the government have slapped a bunch of regulations on vaping alongside the tobacco stuff. Guy was telling me they were expected to pretty much pay a big fee for every flavour with a ton of paperwork involved for each one. To get around it they basically gave me the liquid nicotine and flavouring in two separate bottles to mix at home.

>>126570753
Back to plebbit

>>126570753
>1PBTID
>pro Corbyn

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>>126569578
Did he actually say this?

>people unironically think that the only difference between capitalism and socialism is that capitalism is good for the rich and socialism is good for the poor

i seriously hope nobody here shiggy this diggy, so to speak

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>>126570799
>Lib dem seems like the best option
>wanting to get JUNKER`d

>>126570125
When I see things like this, or the way the Speaker was a supporter of repatriation in his uni days I wonder whether these opinions really ever change or if they just get better at hiding them?
Is there a point in your life when your political leanings are set in stone and can no longer be changed or are these things in the past and no longer reflective of the person they are today?

>>126570753
Only PIRA mounted a bombing campaign in England. PIRA were the only group that Corbyn repeatedly advocated, supported and went to speak to and appeared with. The only one. He did not speak to Loyalists or other Republican groups, only PIRA as they bombed England multiple times a year.

That's why he is asked to condemn them, and why he repeatedly does not. He supported them fully.

>>126570778
pr is a fuckign pipe dream

>>126570013

Labour will wreck the economy and the £ will drop to levels that Brexit made look like a blip. Your neetbux won't increase under Labour and will be worth fuck all when importing your japanese figurines.

Vote Labour and you really do fuck the economy.

>>126568520
that (((they))) killed Jo Cox to make Brexiters look like homegrown terrorists right before the election

>>126570753
>He condemned their methods
>But not their aim
Now this made me think.

>>126570769
no actually tthey said they would cut it 5 years ago and its gone up with no attempt to lower it and they promise dagain to do it at the end of the next government in 5 years but didnt dare give any numbers

they are just stalling and lying

>>126570841
i'm the same. Welsh people are inbred animalistic drunkards who divide their day up into fucking strangers, fighting strangers, drinking asda smart price cider, wearing slippers to tesco and shouting

>>126570841
no
see>>126569816
Disclaimer - I'm all for Britain so long as what the British flag represents are the English, the Scottish, the Welsh and the NIs

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Has anyone else heard the history behind topless women as a figurehead on ships?

>Women are not allowed on board a ship. The seafarer worships a different god to landlubbers, their god is a beautiful female who does not like the men to pay attention to any other woman than her. >Having a woman aboard makes her angry and she will stir up the ocean creating great waves to destroy the ship and all aboard her.
>If a woman was aboard and the sea became rough, the woman aboard should take off her clothes baring her breasts as this would calm the sea once again.

Is this the true origin of the tradition? It sounds pagan

>>126570960
well time and time again Corbyn is given the option to condemn the IRA personally, to which he refuses. Whether he has realised he does not want to take sides, or he still believes the IRA were right we dont know

>>126570978
anything taht happens to the economy because of brexit is entrely the tories fault

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>>126568409
>on todays episode of 'destroy labour forever, at any cost'

>tfw NI are going to have a surge in support for left wing faggots
>tfw we're probably going to get cucked into corbyn by non-englanders
>tfw can't purge all NI niggers, scotcucks and welshfags to be replaced with pure bred english

>>126571087
Yes it's true. It's a tradition that holds to this day, women aren't allowed to serve on Navy boats.

>>126570860
I have a little pen I vape sometimes for a laugh when the lads are around, I just use nicotine free juice, largely because it's illegal for any stores to sell liquid containing nicotine - if you want in in Australia you have to import it yourself.

The tobacco lobby still has a fair amount of power in Australia and they have totally crippled vapes.

>>126570969
PR is retarded. You just end up with a mass of one-issue Parties that get votes from like 2% of the population, perpetually weak governments, and nothing changing ever without a fucking landslide. The worst bit is that it delocalizes politics completely.
The whole idea is insane and creates more issues than it fixes when you could just fix all the same issues by banning political parties with a FPTP system.

>>126571087
its because sailors are generally lazy people and they're pretty dumb too so they only way to make them row forwards towards the destination is to put a naked lady on the front of the ship

>>126570408
fucking BASED, it's all part of the 1488D hyperspace tiddlywinks

>>126571168

Not because of Brexit, because of nationalising everything and taxing the fuck out of any wealth producers.

Sick man of Europe here we come.

>>126571087
I think women weren't allowed on ships becasue all the men would rape her.

>>126568619
everyone is as thick as you are momentum, they'll definitely fall for it

J.Corbyn

>>126571168
His post had nothing to do with brexit

>>126571041
>>126571086
yeah I don't feel much attachment to being Welsh, I can't speak the language, have an Anglo-Saxon surname, I don't like Rugby or coal mines etc

>>126570786
mother fucker when my folks die the fucking taxes are rediculous. the whole point of them scrimping and saving for their whole lives was to pass it onto their kids not pay for Abdul and his 5 wives.

Now if they get ill and require care the fuck in house is up for grabs.. Fuck that shit.

>>126571087
>lone woman on a boatful of seamen
>"we're in a really choppy storm, g-get your tits out for the lads and we'll all survive"

Sounds believable

>>126571281
>I don't like Rugby

Why

>>126571250
fuck off you brain dead cunt

>>126570960
Better at hiding them

All these politicians went to the same universities and courses, and passed because they devoted all their time to study quasi marxist doctrine. They never changed, they're simply politicians who specialize in telling lies.

Also my gas and electricity jumped from £50 to £140.

>but muh wind farms

>>126570535
this election is a fucking disaster, I don't want anyone to win. at best we'll get another coalition so nothing will happen for the next 4 years.

>>126571213
What the fuck are you talking about?
NI is going to get a DUP surge. Wales is going to go almost entirely blue. SNP are going to lose ground to the Tories.

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>>126570799
nigga please

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>>126571350

>(you)

can we vote for trump to annex us

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>>126569773

>>126568464
That sounds Polish for golden shower please

>>126571348
more of a footy lad

>>126571224
>women aren't allowed to serve on Navy boats
The US carriers are filled with women

According a a burger friend who's in some are prozzied out, lots of drugs onboard too with some officers in on it

>>126569811
>its fake
w-w-wait.. are you telling me not everything i read in brit/pol is real?

>>126568619
9/10 chance that guy is just trying to troll us tbqh.

>>126571470
A carrier is a type of ship, a boat is an underwater vessel.

>>126571350
He is entirely correct.

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>>126570978
CIDF please leave

http://www.taxresearch.org.uk/Blog/2016/03/13/the-conservatives-have-been-the-biggest-borrowers-over-the-last-70-years/

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>>126571501
It didn`t slip this time la

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>>126571501
>Corbyn in blue, May in red

At least try next time

>>126570860
just bought at a vape as i was needing a puff once in a while after stopping smoking proper. I'm gonna get non nicotine ones anyhow so idgaf desu. It is pretty good value though . one bottle has lasted me 2 weeks as i puff on the odd occcasion.

>>126568409
Well the IRA did make sense considering, but in modern day I don't see why someone wouldn't just denounce what they did.

>>126571299
You can't even spell, your grammar is a mess and you're expecting to be taken seriously?
The point of the policy is to pay for social care through the elderly by making them pay for it after death. There's now gonna be a cap due to their uturn anyway.
What's the alternative? More taxes on working people? Import more shitskins in a pyramid scheme to delay the issue by 50 years?

>>126571520
What if a submariner gets bummed while dressed a girl? Does that count?

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>>126571532
Are they such big Borrowers that they're actually just the size of normal people?

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>>126571532

>that pic

>>126571366
>at best we'll get another coalition
The only coalition will be some nightmare shit like Labour-SNP.

>>126571647
Corbyn is black so it somewhat makes sense

>>126568753
Just end it

>>126570912
>people unironically think that socialism is good for anybody at all
The mental health crisis is real

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Might vote independents.

>>126571372
Most of the post was a meme, but

>DUP
A DUP surge is the last thing we need in NI, we need the UUP to suceed.

>but KEKS

The DUP have none more for those faggy IRA-lovers than SF have in decades.
People are now openly admitting to just voting them in to "keep the fenians out" and as a result more people are drifting to alliance and even to nationalist parties.

Sure, they will get a boost when people get scared by the last election, but if DUP stay in power and the UUP keep getting fucked, it'll be bye bye northern ireland in our fucking lifetime.

Got I hate Arlene Foster so much, what a gormless cow.

>>126571744
You can bet he'd be medically discharged.

>>126571532
Fuck off you shill and take your proxy with you.

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>>126571802

what's the least shit outcome?

>>126570860
Vaping is for faggots. The one guy I knew who vaped became a coke user and spends all his time with other fags now. He vaped in my presence and had to ask my permission because he thought he was being too radicool (he knew he was a pretentious twat).

Seriously find something better to do with your time, for pure consumption, learn to cook or something, rather than consuming liquid nicotine which does nothing for you.

>>126571926
Conservative majority of 10 seats.

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Haha

>>126571895
Fuck off back to r/ukpolitics and take your "m-m-muh s-shills" shit with you, cunt.

>>126571926
Basically what we have now. A tory majority sub 30 so that they can't just force through any old shit with no opposition.
I think we're getting a tory majority of 50+ though.

>>126570978
As I said up the thread. Conservatives will definitely win. I'm voting labour to prevent a landslide.

Deploying willys in T-minus 5 posts

>>126572024
It's not even got anything to do with trannies.

>>126572058

T-minus 4

>>126572027
The Myanmar poster will have multiple IDs in one thread due to his proxy. He's well documented.

>>126572024
THIS
IS
DISGUSTING

>>126572027
Why would anyone from Myanmar be posting here to shill for Corbyn? It is a fucking military dictatorship currently carrying out genocides, basically a capitalist North Korea. He is obviously a fucking proxy using shill.

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>>126571227
That's ridiculous. Tbh I thought the tobacco companies had less power in aus, mainly because I heard that we copied you in this whole plain packaging shit they're going for.

>>126572095

T-minus 3

>>126572024
>Get Farage

I fucking wish.

>>126572027
Exactly what a shill would say.

Shill.

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look at this loaded OP

this entire site has been overrun by fucking scumbag tory shills
literally every other post is some piece of shit PR meme spinning tory lies

if this was a real politics board like you discuss everything else here theyd be fucking people tearing apart these policies and cutting through this media spin to look a whos funding these sites and whos posting this pro-tory shit

noone heres questioning anything and they eat up the murdock press and talk about MAY ALL the time good or bad just to proliferate their side

theres only bad labour stories in the OP and nothing about the fucking CURRENT EVENTS of their manifesto backlash or their google ads or their policies AT ALL

not to mention their track record the past 5 years either! thsi is fucking anti-politics its just fucking Media shill PR spin the thread ffs

>>126572142

T-minus 2 posts, standby for deployment

>>126572024
>Vote Xir
>Get Xim

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>>126572024
Nightmare fuel lads

fucking hell

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>>126571087
>lads this broad wouldn't fucking shut up unless we let her on board
>when it gets a bit choppy tell her to whack her baps out to "calm the sea"
>you're a fucking legend, Barry, i don't half miss tits when I'm at sea

>>126572024
>this was meant to deter voters
>it makes more people vote Tory in the hope we get Farage

>>126572184
Fuck off Corbynite scum.

>>126571168
so what you are saying is 2+2 = 12081319640238744

>>126572201

T-minus 1

>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW
who think 'a strong opposition' is more valuable than a once in a generation opportunity to kill the Labour party
Fucking subnormals I swear

>>126572184
Go away

>>126572255

Willy deployment initiated all systems go

WILLY
I
L
L
Y

>>126572184
t.commie


go away

How hard do you think the silent majority will btfo labour lads?

>>126572262
What does killing Labour achieve? Corbyn will just be back with his new party, Momentum.

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>>126570347
I'll be in Glasgow on Friday for business. I'm meeting my mother in law at the weekend. She's hardcore Scottish nationalist and likes to talk politics.
My wife is Scottish and she hates SNP and thinks Scotland is a shit.

I like Scotland.
Without doubt, it is the most cucked country in UK, though. No guns - even a fucking air rifle is banned. They are also pro-EU. I want the EU destroyed.

I was on the phone with my mother in law yesterday and she was going on about 'independence'. I said to her that 'independence' is the wrong word and it should be called 'separation' as in separation from the Union. Cue shitstorm....

I love her. She's a good woman, but for fuck's sake, I know that we'll talk politics. We always do.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpxL3yaGM-o

>>126570965

I think you'll find he helped Shin Feign come to the table in the peace process rather than supported the IRA fully, without Corbyn acting as a neutral gobetween you would still have the IRA bombing UK town centres. He doesn't shout about it like like some politicians do at every opportunity they had (eg. Martin Mcguinnis) because he is modest.

>>126572041
>I think we're getting a tory majority of 50+ though.
I hope not, anon. I hope that, as the polls look to show, the left are consolidating under labour - no split vote on the left. Labour are the least shit left option imho

>>126572024
kek they think that's true and it would be a bad thing. How brain dead are they?

>>126572306

This is willy-control, mission and deployment successful, return to base, over.

>>126572323
It won't be Blair/Thatcher level but I can see a tory majority of 50-100 (probably more to the upper end with this cap u-turn).

>>126572323
Hopefully enough for them to fracture and become irrelevant.

>>126572406
What the fuck is this shitposting? Fuck off, this board is 18+ cunt

>>126572399
>Labour are the least shit left option imho
Your opinion is shit. Throw yourself off a bridge.

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>>126572184
Yeah mate we're all mind-controlled by The S*n and we all support Theresa "600k black cocks per year please" May

>murdock press

>>126572406
might as well post it for the lads

get it out then

>>126572346
Splits the left wing vote and ensure Diane "I dont feel British" Abbott doesn't get anywhere near government.

>>126572346
>What does killing Labour achieve?

The Conservatives will complete their metamorphosis into New Labour, and of course most of the brainless faggors on here will continue to support them.

>>126572399
>the left are consolidating under labour - no split vote on the left
Still 8% lib dems and 3% greens to just 4% UKIP though.
And even then the SNP makes it hard for labour to win a majority. If we had a repeat of 97 in voteshare now they'd only have a majority of like 20 instead of 172.

Also labour are completely shit, what are you on about? Their MPs are still overwhelmingly blairite cretins.

>>126572184
Free helicopter rides for vermin.

>>126572346
Ends hereditary voting. People will have to actually think about what they stand for.

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Labour scum get out

>>126572489
New

>>126572549
We've already discussed this (>>126568995)

Maybe with the new roof and renovations she could be lifted out with a decent size crane.

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>>126572370
Your mum sounds cool, show her lots of pol images to prove to her you're right. Beats talking about work, my normies are really enjoying (his name was) Seth Rich updates.

>>126572091

Its because it is disrepectufl to people who were born intersex, like it has been rumoured May was. (this is thought to be the reason she was never capable of bearing children).

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>>126571967
Damn man, lighten up. I liked smoking, I liked the effect of nicotine, the social aspect, rolling a cigarette and all that jazz. Vaping has relegated it to an occasional habit. Saying, 'do something else with your time' is ridiculous, I vape constantly whilst reading and writing, so it doesn't stop me doing anything. You seem to be basing your dislike off knowing one guy you thought was a douche, and desu, you bashing him for actually being respectful and asking if you minded him vaping makes you sound like a douche. Also, my original post was literally just about new gov regulations affecting small vape businesses

>>126572730
She's infertile due to type 1 diabetes

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Will Keith "I'll buy the coke" Vaz keep his seat, I wonder. You'd have to be truly barmy to vote for him.

>>126572730
Now this is a conspiracy theory I can get behind.

>>126572630
is it bad if I actively want her to die?
I don't tend to wish death on people but her I think is fair game.

>>126572346
Dismantles the tribal Labour vote and forces the mainstream left to split

>>126572406
ello me mates it's yer ok pal kaiser willem

>>126572806
She deserves it.

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>voting

>>126572765
Nice avatar, you seem like a very likable person. If you choose to vape and waste money as well as time, maintaining this stupid hobby, then go ahead. I'm not going to pretend this is worth your while, but it's subjective obviously.

Lads, did you all understand this joke or was it just that dreadful?

>>126571790

Sat in the pub in the sun with a beer and a bowl of chips. NEETlife is truly patrician.

post best fake taxi

>>126572378
That's the version he wrote.

>without Corbyn acting as a neutral gobetween you would still have the IRA bombing UK town centres

He was of zero consequence to any of that and had no position in any negotiation. He was PIRAs mouthpiece in Parliament.

>labour crowd in scarborough
>literally all sub 25 mongs
>no pensioners who actually vote

>>126572880
I understood it, sounds like something my dad would tell me.

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>>126572850
>>voting

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>>126572184

>thinks /pol/ is just a politics board

>>126571790
>>126572880
I got it but it was a bit shit

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>>126572896

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>>126570731

>>126572785

Diabetes doesn't make you infertile, my step brother has it and he has fathered 2 children so far.

>>126572993
>no pensioners who actually vote
they all died and had their money estate and house taken from them m8

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>>126568409
Corbin has emphatically stated he condemmend the bombings and IRA. Might want to look into May's proposed policing of the internet.

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>>126572024
But tim farron is a large advocate of trans rights

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>>126573035
>falling for obvious bait

>>126573113
No, he only condemned bombings, not the IRA.

>>126572603
Yeah, i think lib dems and greens have come down a few points in the polls over the past few weeks.
i didn't say they were good, but in comparison to greens, plaid cymru, snp and lib dems they are less shit

>>126573088
It can make women infertile

>>126573113
>1 post by this ID
>Pro corbyn
Every time

>>126568619
haha they dont know us at all. im willing to bet we made more of them doubt themselves than they managed to sway anybody here that wasnt already going to vote for labour

Queuing outside the food bank today lads and the Tory manager told me I had gone overdrawn, froze me to death and when an NHS nurse stepped in to try and save me from the Tory oppressor he stripped her of her pension in front of everyone and sold her arms to Saudi Arabia.

>>126572370
Nice ferret, also prepare for your wife to destroy your mum.

>>126573243
kek

>>126573113
oh...i thought i reconised that nose, sorry

>>126573201

Like how vaccines give you autism?

>>126572880
It was pretty shit, yeah.

>>126573194
>in comparison to greens, plaid cymru, snp and lib dems they are less shit
It's a bit of a non point though. Like which is less shitty, eating dog shit or horse shit

>>126573113
Did you not watch the interview where he was explicitly asked if he condemned the IRA 5 times and didn't answer?

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>>126573147
>posting from phone

>>126573243
More posts like this and less shilling please

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>>126571895
not a shill and not a proxy.

suck it neolibs. Corbyn will win

>>126569868
are these adjusted for population density?

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>>126573001
>>126573038
>>126573305
Cheers lads

>>126573335
>>126573335
>>126573335

New

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>>126573382
>phoneposting

>>126573432
>(Adjusted for Population Density)

>>126573303
May has type 1 diabetes. Your step brother probably has type fat fuck diabetes.

>>126573421
>not a proxy.
In the other thread you had multiple IDs

>>126573447
You tried lad, that counts for something.

>>126568717
He said conspiracy not absolute truth

>>126573303
No, like how diabetes can really fuck you up.

http://www.diabetes.co.uk/pregnancy-complications/infertility-in-women.html

>>126572399
If you don't think we're getting a Tory majority you're deluded. I'm not happy about it either but loving in lalaland and pretending it's not happening is idiotic.

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>>126573307
>which is less shitty, eating dog shit or horse shit
horse shit, clearly

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Where's the spicy corbyn IRA memes lads?

>>126568743
Yes it does little miss edgy.

>>126573590
i just rather we didn't get a tory landslide. and that's not certain

>>126571707

Nigga, I'm writing on /POL/ Not a column in the FT.
Taxing working people to pay for fucking everybody has to stop.

Brexit was for my country. Now I'm looking out for myself. No fucking way am I going to vote for a party that will tax my parent's savings and property.

But that's fine. as I've said numerous times above. Conservatives will win. Labour Will Lose. But with a small majority, it will mean May will backtrack on this taxation issues which are fundamentally important to me. If the rest of SJW NEET are voting labour for free gimmes and handouts so be it. Thats not my reason. A lot of clued up elderly voters will be doing the same as I.

I suspect she won't get the huge majority she's after. She's a functional Prime Minister like John Major but has no personality or depth.

>>126573421
>not a proxy
Post timestamp with Myanmar ID then.

>>126572041
agreed

>>126573657
Learn some history.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_of_the_Long_Knives

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>>126572704
>Your mum sounds cool
Not my mum, m8. My mother in law - wife's mum.

She's great. And I have admiration and respect for her.
I'm northern English from County Durham (pic related). My wife is Scottish.