AUSPOL cunt nigger cunt nigger edition

>>126536842
Nice edition you chink cunt.

Second for world leading health care

>>126536842
Did anyone hear about amazon warehouses coming to aus? JB HI FI are gonna shit themselves. Im looking forward to some cheap ass monitors and stuff.

Where can I get a gun m8s? Want to randomly shoot chinks and hope I hit OP

>>126536988
Old news cunt.

>>126536842
AUS is fucked without China

>>126536999
Trips of truth.

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th for the most glorious nation in the world.

>>126537047
t. 56%

>>126536988
>looking forward to Australian business being BTFO by foreigners
why? My only problem with JB Hifi are the hipster faggots they hire to work there.

>>126536842
>>126536944
>>126536978
>>126536988
>>126536999
>>126537012
>>126537048
>>126537053
>>126537073
are abos human?

You know, at least abbos are fucking clandestine and don't really go out of their way to form gangs and cause mayhem. African niggers form enormous groups and just sort of descend upon cities and towns like a plague to pillage and destroy. Going out to a country town that only had white people and petrol sniffers recently made me appreciate aboriginals compared to Arabs and Africans a lot more.

>>126536999
Join the ADF and hang out with fat people, women and retards.

>>126537115
No.

>>126537115
Abos are a million times better than Niggers and Muslims.

>>126537106

Cheaper shit to spend our hard earned welfare bucks on.

And don't give me shit about saying being on welfare isn't hard work with all the shit centrelink makes you do to pay you fuck all.

>>126537115
Literally no.
A subspecies maybe but not the same as us.

>>126537115
We call them humans out of sympathy but they're not Homo sapiens.

>>126537152
I don't know if your aware mate but the prison systems on the inside are run by Abos.

>>126537012
shit i only heard about it today
>>126537106
because jb hi fi are so fucking shit and overpriced, i hope they get fucked
>>126537115
sub-humans

>>126536842
>Accused drug mule Cassandra Sainsbury 'worked as sex worker'
i knew she was guilty from day one, so many young normie girls like her have demented gangster / drug dealer fantasies these days.

>>126536842
> Accused drug mule Cassandra Sainsbury 'worked as sex worker', 60 Minutes reports

KEK

>>126537328
At least they're in the fucking prisons. I've been seeing so much more nigger/gang related fucking graffiti around my city lately, and it coincidentally aligns with a bunch more Africans turning up to shit up the place. Abbos destroy themselves mostly, they don't insist on going out of their way to destroy us.

>>126537439

Nothing new m8, all these aussie chicks want "Bad boys" which usually results in spousal abuse.

Don't give a shit tho.

>>126536842
>> Accused drug mule Cassandra Sainsbury 'worked as sex worker'
And?
What does that have to with anything?
Why is 60 minutes shaming sex workers? Is it just because Cassandras boyfriend did an interview with channel 7 instead?

>>126537591

Don' you follow news? They usually make new articles about bullshit to reveal new information about something outdated.

It's the aussie way.

>>126537591

The Aussie press is all about character assassination.
The Aussie people are fucking dumb enough cunts to think it matters.

Hey any of you cunts ever have a chip sandwhich? Not like hot chips like chicken smiths on two slices of bread.

used to do it as a kid and its pretty fuckin good aye

>>126537771

It's "ay", aye is the thing scottish cunts use to agree to something.

And no I don't do retarded shit like that.

>>126537771
Are you fat?

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>>126537493
Yeah I can say the same living here in Perth, There are suburbs that are essentially no go zones now. That's why I'm glad that I live in a private estate for now but I can't wait til the day I pack up buy a block of land far away from everyone else. Fuck I can't even imagine raising a little girl with the way the world is going to shit.

>>126537771

That's fucked m8.

I bet you're the kind of sick fuck that would finish in your abo sex slave and not even offer a reach around.

>>126537867
I was pretty fat until like year 10. A little skinnyfat now but you can hardly tell

Cunts
Should I join the navy and become a submariner
or should I try for a brickie apprenticeship?

My meme freelancing job isn't enough and I need a real job

Suggestions cunts

>>126536842
>Poll: Most redpilled party in Australia? (with parliamentary representation)
>https://strawpoll.com/cw8388w

Don't the DLP still have representation? They're the closest thing to a third position party in the country, distributism is interesting

>>126537996
>skinnyfat

Fat cunt detected

>>126538039
brickie

You cunts better get ready for the housing market crash, it's actually coming this time.
Here's a bit of perspective: Home Capital Group in Canada deals in subprime mortgages (mortgages given to cunts that don't fit the standards for the other banks), they have (well really had) a $20 billion mortgage book.

It turns out that at least $2 billion of that book is completely fraudulent (with unknown amounts more of that book fraudulent as people, unsurprisingly, lie to get mortgages when they have no income jobs or assets), and the Canadian Government is now going to town on HCG. Investors have pulled almost all of their money out of HCG's savings deposits (which fund the mortgages). HCG in March had $2 billion in savings deposits, now they have about $150 million and are losing $4 million or so every single day. HCG has taken a $2 billion loan from a Canadian Government Pension at 22.5% interest, they do mortgages at way lower rates than that as you can imagine.

They are going to go under, and at that point something is going to happen to the $18 billion in mortgages they hold. Considering they're subprime, I doubt any other bank is going to take them in a hurry.

This sort of shit is going to happen to Australia. Think about it, how many cunts do you know that shouldn't have mortgages, but have them anyway?

>>126538039

>Do I want to be in a claustrophobic submarine with 20 other guys with less oxygen then what I am used to and smell their unwashed asses for weeks on end

Or

>Do I want to do a trade and have a fucked back by the time I'm 45

Shit senpai, the brickie thing sounds loads better.

>>126538076
cunt im like 5'11 67kg fuck off

>>126538264
You have to go back, Quang.

>>126538105
I have tried explaining the inevitable housing market crash to my parents and friends, but they all respond with "it won't happen here" or "people will always need somewhere to live" or some shit. It's like they don't understand basic economic principles or something.

Daily reminder every cunt in this thread is at best a potato nigger.

Daily reminder Ill genocide the tatters with a mere thought and laugh at you starving shitskins while munging mac n cheese.

>>126538189
>>Do I want to be in a claustrophobic submarine with 20 other guys with less oxygen then what I am used to and smell their unwashed asses for weeks on end


Sounds comfy

>Do I want to do a trade and have a fucked back by the time I'm 45

Does not sound comfy

>>126538264
Skinny manlet beta detected

>>126538351

Guess that makes you a potato nigger you dumb cunt.

And that insult is one to be applied to Irish people.

>>126538327
i am literally whiter than you

Both sides of my family literally originated in Yorkshire and dirbyshire.

>>126538351
Daily reminder that I fucked your mother in the ass then she in her desperation shat out all the spunk and turkey basted that shit into her roastie pussy which created you.

Tl;dr: I am your father.

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>>126537996
Da fuck is skinny fat ?

Your either fat or skinny you fat fuck.

Dumb cunt trying to be all 'vanity sizing your fat arse'.

>>126538527
>dirbyshire

>>126538105
I've been expecting it to come for about a decade now, it's going to happen one of these days but things are so incredibly out of wack and irrational that I've given up holding my breath waiting for it, it'll happen when it happens

>>126538551
Nah it means you arent fat but you also have shitty muscle mass. which i do.

>>126538527
It's Derbyshire, you ching chong FUCK.

>>126538551
Skinnyfat is just slang for someone who is skinny, but flabby. Arguably a healthy weight but lacking muscle definition.

is the truckbro still around?

t. taxidood from yesty

I work in childcare and study primary teaching

AMA

>>126538574
Derbyshire*

>>126538444

Did I mention that the bunks you sleep on in a submarine are very close together so you need to deal with peoples smells and noises they make when you try and sleep?

Also it's not like you get any transferable skills out of it anyway. That and well dying in a submarine is very horrific if something goes wrong.

>>126538656
Why do you wanna rape children so much, you sick fuck? I am gonna tell Today Tonight about this.

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>>126538656
are you a qt girl?

>>126538632
how the fuck can i prove im not a chong

i have literally ZERO gook dna.

>>126538656
Do the children live in those shitty apartments in Sydney , if so how unhealthy are they ?

>>126538690
>Did I mention that the bunks you sleep on in a submarine are very close together so you need to deal with peoples smells and noises they make when you try and sleep?

>tfw I went to boarding school for a while so that sounds comfy

>>126538551
I hate fat cunt women who try to feel good because some Chad says that look hot on Tinder so they can fuck their gross roast.

We need to start shaming ugly women again.

>being proud of being a fat cat lady

Can we gas this fat cunt already please?

>>126538765
Keep shaming those fat fucks.

If the chin wobbles tell that fat fuck to die

>>126538742

Time stamp your eye? But be warned you will be called a nigger if you have brown eyes.

>>126538690
What army job gives me the most transferrable skills? I want to do submariner because the pay is pretty good and I'm pretty much assured a job because we can't even man all our subs because no cunt wants to work on a sub.

>>126538656
Is it a redpilled job? I was considering going for a masters of teaching to balance out my meme degree but I dunno, because I'm male and I hate working with SLUTS

>>126538733

nah m8, male

>>126538744

How the fuck would I know?

>>126538867
>Military
>Transferable skills

>>126538820
I'd kill myself if i had brown eyes.

I have blue eyes, is that a white exculsive thing? are there other races with blue eyes?

>>126538867
Technician or engineer ?

A technical trade , probs sigs or some shit

>>126538759

Yes but at least you had ventilation, there is very little in a sub.

Imagine smelling the fecal matter of your fellow seaman because skid marks have built up to unsustainable levels from prolonged use.

Goddam that all sounds so gay.

>>126538921
E-ELECTRICIAN?

:(

>>126538912
Your a fucken teacher , your suppose to be the actual parent of kids.

Cause parents don't want to have children except as a 'milestone' achieved. Thats how you get inept kids.

>>126538911

Nah bluepilled as fuck mate, only do it if you genuinely enjoy working with children and helping them learn.

If you do it you have to hide your power level something fierce

>>126538936
There are exceptions but it's essentially exclusive to northwestern Europe

>>126538820
>you will be called a nigger if you have brown eyes
are hazel eyes acceptable?

>>126539052
No
pure blue or munty grey

>>126538936
There's some Indians and Arabs with blue eyes, but they probably have Euro admixture. Blue eyes is basically a European/white only thing.

t. brown eyes and pale as a ghost.

>>126538966
Yeah, I guess that could work. Apparently a lot of people see "army technician" and think "not applicable to civilian life technician skills", though I wouldn't really know.

>>126539029
>hiding power level
I can do that, but I hate women.
Do you work with a lot of women? The only woman I can stand is my fiancefu because she's redpilled

>>126538867

You mean what ADF job? I would say tradie stuff, Military police, Firefighting roles, driving roles (You may get a heavy rigid license from it), logistics, medical, IT etc.. Personally I'd go chairforce (air force) because they pay better and they treat you better.

But you can do what you want anon.

>>126538912
Is there much discrimination against blokes in childcare and primary teaching?
to be honest
alarm bells go off when some guy wants to look after little kids

>>126539130
>I can do that, but I hate women.
>Do you work with a lot of women? The only woman I can stand is my fiancefu because she's redpilled

Lol, vast majority of teachers female m8

Go to secondary teaching, its about 50/50 balance

>>126539180
I feel like military police are cunts, just seems like a job only a shitcunt would do.

>>126539130
Be a uni lecturer, teach people shit and spew shit. You can get away with it

>>126539118
Noice my lad. I regret ever doing a meme degree I wish I wasn't such a retarded 18 year old when I started JEWni. I also wish my parents didn't recommend doing a meme degree. Fucking naive 18 year old me. I should of told my cunt parents that they're meme cunts.

>>126538966
Really have to be careful there, so many tradies tell me horror stories of guys out of the military that can't translate their narrow skills to the civi world, only some are taught broad enough to translate, others can only do the work because its their passion and they've self taught the rest beyond the basics that actually apply.

>>126539294
There not shit cunts , the job does pretty well. Training is crazy but you get more deployments

>>126539307
>getting a meme phd
no thanks

>>126539294

They are, but it would look favorable if someone wanted to join our state police forces and the AFP.

>>126538601
It will probably happen quite soon. I can imagine it will start with the toppling of a smaller group making subprime loans. Aren't there a fair few aboriginal mortgage groups that give money to any black cunt who has a job? One of those will probably go first.

>>126539198

Yeah, both by parents and other staff. You get weird looks, it takes a while for parents/staff to warm up to you.

Its weird being the only male worker

>>126538911
Become a cop

>>126536988
Go msy you homo. Cheap as shit. Stand in the queue with the sickly nerds and gooks.

>>126539505
I probably could handle that.
>taking degenerates off the street
>calming down domestics
>being mildly corrupt and dealing weed on the down low

Hmm.

>>126539505

Fucking lol anon, the police forces have diversity quotas and would rather hire an Indian women over a white guy.

>>126539561
This. MSY is redpilled.

>>126539505
You might as well tell him to stay on the dole.

>>126539561
Get a broken piece of shit , go to auburn . All ching chongs who no speak chinese .

fucked MSI and their shit tier bullshit service

>>126539410
Two cunts near me are in mortgage stress.

But I agree it's been going to happen for so long that if it does happen it will be like Jesus coming down and saying ow ya goin cunt.

>>126539410
http://www.keystart.com.au/home-loans/fact-sheet-aboriginal-home-ownership-scheme

Oh.. my god...

>Deposit: 2%
>Genuine savings: 0%
>30 year loan
>No mortgage insurance required
>Maximum income for families $80,000

This isn't ordinary subprime. This is ADVANCED SUBPRIME.

>>126539724
As if buy msi. That brand looks awful.

>>126539717
Not on the dole fuckwit.
Freelancing rite now. Want something that's an actual job instead of staying inside all day writing meme shit.

>>126539804
fuck yeah it

>>126539775
No fucking way.

>>126539775
OH GOD IT GETS WORSE

>MAXIMUM HOUSING AUTHORITY EQUITY SHARE
>Up to 40% or a maximum of $150,000

>>126539924
We're done.

>>126539593
>calming down domestics
this would be like 75% of your job.

nothing makes me angrier than coming back from work and seeing ugly gookspawn desecrate our proud school uniforms. Absolutely disgusting

>>126538520
>mac n cheese
>potato nigger

Stay mad celtic cuck.

Who here /accepted Labor will win the next election/ and simultaneously accepted /housing crash soon/, combining into /Labor being tainted as shitty economic managers for decades even though this time it's not really their fault/?

>>126540364
Both Labor and Liberals are shit. Our only hope is the Senate.

>>126540658
The Imperial Senate?

>>126539360
Just lol. MP's are gay cunts and are almost universally disliked by every other corps.

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Kentucky fried kikes consider this a good deal

>>126541691
Are you the cunt that eats 2 buckets a day?

>>126541825
Nah I'm just a lazy cunt who got it tonight because i cbf cooking

>>126541890
So that's your whole dinner?

hey gay cunts

>>126541986
How fat do you think I am? This is enough

>>126538765

I keep trying to fat shame my wife. But all she does is the absolute minimum amount of exercise she can get away with because she's a lazy bitch.

The real shame is she's got great genes for my kids, she's just absolute mong level retarded about bettering herself.

I've just got to get two more kids out of her and hope she has a heart attack while delivering my 4th so that I can be released from my vows and find someone better.

>>126541691
10 dollar bucket?

>>126538911

Primary teaching is fucking retarded. There's 40 000 teachers who can't even get casual work in NSW right now, and fully 25 000 of them are primary school.

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So apparently that Cassie drug mule chick was an escort who went by the name Claudia (pic related). Anyone got a link to her full add or more pics?

>>126542070
How much does she weigh?

>>126542070
Just buy veg and meat.
No more carbs or sugary food such as soft drink, cake etc for that pork pie m8.

>>126542087
yee

>>126542070
Just buy veg and meat.
No more carbs or sugary food such as soft drink, cake etc for that pork pie m8.

Ketosis m8. She'll lose it gradually without having to exercise much at all.

>>126540658
Almost everyone in this country is a disgusting retarded child with the morals of a sewer rat. The only hope is that the system caves in on itself and everyone just starts bashing each other.

That way the streets become unsafe and no more shitskins want to invade.

>>126539464
After they warm up to you do you, you know?

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Nth for independent Tasmania

>>126542226
Yeah it's good value you prick stop hating on KFC you vegetarian prick. Did oyu at least get some potato and gravy to dip your chicken popcorn in cunt? HUH?

>>126542205
The guy is probably a fat cunt himself and couldn't handle life without his junk. I don't think I've ever seen a couple where the male is in good shape and the female a slob, it's only ever the other way around.

>>126542387
>when society is so fucked normal panties are hotter and a fetish

>>126542387
Assholes are gross.
Women are gross.

This chick is obviously a gook.

>>126542393
How autistic are you lads?

>>126542198

~120kg.

To be fair, we were both pretty jewed on the fatties are fine train after we got married.
But I realised being fat is fucked and started losing weight and tried encouraging her and then full on shaming her.
Doesn't work.

I started off heavier but now I'm 20kg lighter than her monstrous gelatinous blob.

>>126542387
Gooks are absolutely disgusting

>>126537688
Exactly this. The entire premise of shows like ACA and TT is a daily half hour of sneering at other people. Australian "culture".

>>126542617
>female
>120kg

Damn son she is fat.

Stop her from eating bread, flour, rice, potatos and carbs as well as sugar NOW.

Feed her only protein and veg.

>tfw second cask of aldi goon since friday

How do I know when I'm officially an alcohollic?

>>126538039
Both options suck massive balls.

>>126542617
>~120kg.

That's a huge bitch.

I'm honestly starting to get worried that Tasmania's economy is doing well lads, with cheap housing, way more jobs and with us becoming a bit of a culture and tourist hub I feel it's only a matter of Time before Hobart becomes Melbourne 2.0.
Being 95%+ white is worth the reduced standard of living.

>>126542849
you already are. stop and get help.

>>126542929
If there were more jobs, it would be the ideal place for millenials just because housing and other things are much cheaper than the rest of Australia.

>>126542849
Do whatever you need to to stop you posting here to much

>>126542972
But I'm depressed because I've failed 5 job interviews at jobs I'm qualified for (copywriting) and one failed Aldi interview. I feel exceptionally useless and I want to quit weed.

If I get a job I'll feel better. But now I'm fucking demotivated as fuck working my shitty freelance gig.

6 months, 6 interviews, 6 failures.

Why the fuck can't I get a fucking job? Am I really this fucking useless?

>>126543082
>I'm depressed because i got knocked back for a few jobs.

You know nothing, I haven't worked in 8 years and I have a masters degree in chemistry.

>>126543082
Couldn't tell you about the copywriting but you're probably too old for ALDI. Supermarket chains will only ever hire under 18's unless they're absolutely desperate for weekday staff.

>>126543210
But do you have a kid on the way and are you supported by your girlfriend who works at one of the biggest corps in the world who has the same degree as you? No.

Looks like I'm going to be a stay at home dad cunts.

>>126543042
That's the problem, we're getting more jobs, and they're primarily in the sort of areas normie millenials like - hospitality, tourism, hipster microbreweries/microdistillers, 'social engagement', etc.
This years Dark Mofo is going to be big and I'm worried it might convince hipsters to move down here in droves.

>>126543295
My gf left me after 12 months of no job, you're fucked cunt. They'll probably even give some of your inevitable cenno money to your ex for child payments.

>>126543410
Jokes on her if she takes away my only chance at a family I'll kms. No CS then hahaha cunt btfo.

>>126543354
>This years Dark Mofo is going to be big and I'm worried it might convince hipsters to move down here in droves.

I hope not, Tasmania is far too nice for hipsters.

>>126542189
m8s we need to find her ads for escorting

>>126542408

I was a fat cunt, well, I suppose I still am. I was a fatter fat cunt but got my own life in order.

Hopefully she will be shamed by my improvement. If I had a better face chicks might start hitting on me and she'd be driven by jealousy.

>>126543665
>not taking my repeated suggestions to feed your hog a low card, low sugar diet

dumb cunt desu

>>126543739

I'm at work all day and she has her own money.

>tfw you can't make your wife a literal slave and stop her from eating shit.

>>126539775
Lol wtf, just add that shit to the dozen other reasons the housing market is going to explode. I can't wait.

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>>126543836
Oh
Well she's gonna be a fat bitch forever then.
I hope you have a fat fetish.
My gf earns all the money and I still control where it goes.

>alpha as fuck

>>126543836
Was she skinny at first? Most of the time they push the boundaries and if there's not proper resistance or gtfo attitude they take it as a sign to whatever the fuck and won't listen after that. I made the same mistake last relationship, did the opposite in this one and its going really well but having to constantly be on the watch after work is really draining.

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>>126536842
>ITT

>>126542599
>This chick is obviously a gook.
If anyone would know it's you, you slanty eyed fuck.

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Hey boys.

>Being made by joblink plus to attend a month long, 4 day a week seminar by Novaskill.
>Then, continuous work for the dole.

Is there any possible way out of this or should i just kill myself?

>>126544021

Sad to say I'm socially beta at best. Probably gamma really.

But I'm white, descended from solid British stock, can trace my family all the way back to the founding of Normands. Got a white wife and two kids (with plans for two more), so at least I'm not totally cucked.

Like I said. I've just got to hope she has a heart attack pushing out my 4th.

>>126544151
Did you just try to "If you smelt if you dealt it" identifying gooks?

>>126544064

She was. But it's my own fault for buying into the fatties are alright jew.

>>126544175
Yeah, get a job. It's meant to be obnoxious.

>>126544203
>can trace my family all the way back to the founding of Normands

No you can't.

>>126544205
Yes. OP should kill himself.

>>126544265
I had a job. I was replaced by a visa worker who the company paid half my wage, and gave them chicken eggs. The african blokes whole family replaced 4 Australian workers.

The town i'm in had 3 stores close down since i moved here.

Suicide it is.

>>126544151
I can tell by the discoloration of the butt hole.

>>126544268

Yes, I can. I'm not going to give it on an anonymous message board but there's a family crypt in Normandy, members of the family buried in Westminster. Have a minster named after my family. Family is in Shakespeare plays even.

>>126544385

For fucks sake, just fucking move. Move to Orange or Wagga (or the equivalent in whatever state you're in) and get a paid job as a farm hand.

Work your ass off and take over some day.

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>tfw wanna apply for jobs but everything requires 2 years experience
What the fuck guys, I wanna break into the Hospitality industry but it's hard as fuck.

>>126544501
I'm in the middle of a visa for the united states, so moving isn't possible as i'll be gone in like, under 6 months.

I also sold my car because i didn't realise this town had 5000 inbred druggies total population.

>>126544609
>wants to break into hospo

Why? I worked there at uni AND IT SUCKS.

>>126544679
It's up my alley. I like food and making food and serving drinks

>>126544175
Go to your local GP and tell Dr Pajeet you want a special centrelink medical certificate that excludes you from having to work or seek work.

>>126544203

Get the woman thin.

She might leave you for standing up to you, but she'll come back.

When she eventually leaves you for bwing weak she won't come back.

>>126544775
Can't, i'm doing a visa that requires me to not be a fuckup.

>Wait til thread gets to 275+ replies
>Start being an absolute cunt to everyone
>Triggered people fill up to the bump limit giving me responses I will never read
>New thread starts and I have a brand new ID and can pretend to be nice again

>>126536842
Who voted the Greens? Please explain yourselves.

>>126544899
Me

>>126544818
k

>>126544754
I hate hospo with a fucking passion hoyl fuck I will never ever go back there uck that nigger shit fuck,.

>>126544818
>not tripfagging and revelling in the notoriety
You're not autistic enough mate.

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>>126544609
You think that's bad, I've wasted 3 years of my life trudging through an engineering degree and there aren't any fucking entry level jobs in my shitty state with the highest unemployment rate. I guess I'll sell weed or something to save enough money to move out of this shithole to Queensland unless of course I actually luck out, get an internship and a job offer for when I finish my degree but the likelihood of that is pretty fucking low.

Also I've randomly met some dude who went to the same HS as me, working as a cashier at officeworks with a fucking business degree. What is the fucking point in trying anymore?

>>126536842

I wonder if Cocaine Cassie has any nudes out there, cause she has pretty epic tits.

Queensland's so much better than NSW, that's why in a state the 2000km long 2/3rds of its population live within 150km of NSW

>>126544924
How are they redpilled at all?

>>126545123
Would you root cocaine cassie for a fiver?

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>>126545030
There's not.

This is hell. Australia is a socialist hellhole.

I'm almost drunk enough to put in my application for submariner cunts!

>>126545193
You're that desperate to sniff canned farts? What a faggot.

>>126545193
I've heard there's a lot of rape in the submarine community.

>>126545193
Good luck m8.

Who here /dole/?

Worried about the "random" drug tests?

>>126545193

>being stuck in a metal tube underwater for 4 months at a time

Literally why

>>126545030
Grow a pair, lose some weight and get on the tools. Oh nevermind your just a ponce engineer who's never worked a hard day before

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>>126545265
75 k per year increasing yearly
not to bad for a cunt who did a worthless meme degree in journalism

prob wont get in because im a FUCKING LOSER
oh well

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I'm doing my part, are you?

>>126545358
Not on dole, but if I fail getting into the navy, then dole it is!

Any nudes emerging of Cassandra Sainsbury?

>>126545375
For the comfy.

>>126545396
You won't get in unless you're mentally retarded, anon. Take it from me.

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>>126545164

I would have for an 8ball, but that ain't happening any time soon.

>>126545358
>who here /dole/

Me, not worried about drug tests because I don't take drugs, nor do I want to blow my autismbux on drugs.

>>126545358

Why the fuck are you on the dole mate, what went wrong?

>>126545123
>cause she has pretty epic tits
>has

Nope. Had. Fat & saggy now.

>>126545193

>what's long, hard, and full of seaman???

A faggot that joins the Navy to work on Subs, that's what.

>>126545525
>Why are u on the dole.

90% of the people i know have shitty parents that didn't love them.

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>>126545465
I did journalism at JEWni idiot, I'm fucking retarded as they come.

>>126545193
Kill yourself faggot.

>>126545193
Fucking bonkers mate. They are TINY inside and crammed full of faggots.

>>126545583
I'm so sorry, anon.

>>126545575

doesn't anwser my question m8

>>126545575
I had shitty parents who didn't love me but I support myself writing copy for crappy small and medium businesses. What the fuck is your excuse?

>>126545649
>What the fuck is your excuse?

I failed to kill myself twice

>>126545649
My father was a drug induced schizophrenic who locked me in a caravan in the back yard so he could use me as a welfare check?

>>126545716
I failed once as a teen, but then I thought I'd just ignore them for the rest of their lives out of spite. I hate my parents. Why do you hate yours?

>>126545583
Seriously though what were you thinking lad, surely you realised it was a dying industry before you signed on to the course?

>>126545760
My dad is beta as fuck and never payed me attention. Not as bad as you, but lack of male role model really fucks with a young man. You got fucked hard tho mate. You should stab your cunt of a dad.

Anyone else here unironically pretty left wing economically? My ideal PM would probably be Gough Whitlam, if he supported the white Australia policy and wanted to gas the chinks. I feel kind of uncomfortable about having unions in that level of power though.

Fuck truckies

>>126545829
Truckies did nothing wrong

>>126545780
I was 18 and my father suggested it.

He never payed me any attention and I was desperate to please.

Kill me.

>>126545812
He hanged himself off the gate of a cemetery, over the grave of his illegitimate child, after he started smoking synthetic weed.

>You got fucked hard tho mate.

My mother is worse.

>My dad is beta as fuck and never payed me attention.

That can be just as damaging, i've noticed. My father was a psychopath so at least i learned how to behave in a masculine manner.

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>>126545394
>implying engineering is easy
>implying I don't have to work on my fucking course work for 5+ hours every single day for months at a time
Proletariat please, don't you have your health to destroy because you couldn't muster the intellect to get a high ATAR at school?

>>126545819
Sure, international finance and placing the importance of wealth above traditional and national institutions is the root cause of mass immigration, the destruction of social units, etc. Neoliberals are the ones who shill hardest for multiculturalism, that should be a warning bell to everyone. Besides, you can never have a powerful nation when corporations are considered as important as the state.

Video related:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI5hrcwU7Dk

>>126537771
I like making a ham and cheese sandwich and then putting salt and vinegar chips and some bbq sauce on it.

>>126545819

Gough Whitlam crossed with Bobby Hawke would be the ultimate PM.

A bloke that runs the country awesomely, then gets on the piss and tells everyone that's not Aussie that they're shitcunts.

>>126544899
Seriously considering it. I'd happily put up with faggots leading us if housing was affordable.

>>126545928
I think my mother was worse. She was a raging slut who never took responsibility for her actions and got her various beta cuck boyfriends to play daddy for me. They didn't give much of a fuck either.

Oh well. I think my mummy fucked me up worse than my daddy. They're both shit. I can't wait till they're both on their deathbeds awaiting a visit from me that will never come. That will be my sweet revenge.

>>126545979
>he did engineering
>literally THE meme degree
It's like you've never heard of 457 visas you dumb shit

>>126546159
You should probably listen to some excerpts of lectures from jordan peterson. He's a clinical psychologist who goes into respectable detail about parental relations and their motivations.

>>126545979
I might be too dumb to finish high school, but I wasnt too dumb to start a business instead, now the jokes on you cuck, enjoy paying off debt for the rest of your life

>>126546063
Whitlam+Hawke+Keating+a good dose of Barton and anti immigration=best pm ever created.

>>126546315
Link me to something. I want to blame my parents for my failures even more.

>>126539561
i agree, but their website is to fucking annoying to navigate. i prefer pccasegear

>>126546382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50FbeazFkgs

>>126545438
>>126545123

this is closest so far >>126542189, if we find her escort page there may be more m8s. she uses the alias claudia

>>126545819
Yeah.

As far as I am concerned public school is pretty good. Free healthcare is obviously better than paying 50k just to get your tonsils out. We dont have much at all to show for cunts digging shit out of the ground. Electricity should be pretty much free with all our sun and uranium. We've obviously got an upper class of faggots rooting us via usury.

We could so easily have such an awesome country and we could just take it pretty easy instead of pretending we're top shit when were clearly just pissants.

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>Just passed round 2 of 3 for a 80K graduate business manager job interview
A-am I going to make it guys?

>>126546382
Well, have fun.

Hope he helps.

>>126537047

Fuck off.

>>126546633
I'll try.

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The fuck is this shit I just saw on FB?

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>>126546209
You can't import pajeets for every single local thing, plus comp sci is the memiest degree.

>>126546340
>35k
>rest of my life
Maybe if I relied on a start up business income to pay it off.

>>126546432
I just use the parts.pdf.

Only hapas that fap to jewish pornography are allowed in this auspol thread.

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>>126546627
>3 rounds of interviews

fucking hell

i thought 2 rounds were bad enough

>tfw had 2 rounds of interviews for an oil & gas company in perth, waiting for a reply
>tfw about to have my second interview for a power company

the best part about it is ive barely interacted with HR the entire time, most of the people who have interviewed me have been engineers or something related to STEM

>>126546627
No you will fail at the final round leading to crushing self doubt and an overwhelming feeling of failure.

>>126545819
Menzies was pretty left, and pro white Australia. That's why he was in for so long.

>>126538039
transgender escort it pays really well

bonus points if asian
>freelancing
>working for the jew

>>126546718
>35k
shit nigger how are you going to compete with the vietcong

>tfw may make 6 digit paycheck by the end of the year
>tfw all online
>tfw never even finished year ten

you were born to be a wagecuck, 9 to 5 like a nigger, go earn the jews their money fuccboi

>>126538742

Can you read more than one post without scrolling?

>>126546721
same, but i like to see a sort of interactive website, a website where i can actually see the features of the product im buying

>>126538546
I'm a potato nigger genetically (Irish) and I can say, you are a degenerate

>>126546904
WHAT JOB CUNT
TELL ME NOW

>>126538966
Electrical Engineering is a great field to get into, anon.

>>126538943

Sounds like marriage.

>>126546721
every time I went into msy they didn't have what I wanted. At least with pccasegear their site tells your if it's sold out

>>126545819
> Gough Whitlam
Biggest fucking Commie

>>126546947
Just copy and paste the name of the product into google. Poof.

>>126546984
he jerks off on cam to old men

>>126539593
Dealing with roasties REEEEEEEEEEE and having to side with them rather than the men by law RRRRRREEEEEEE

>>126546984
I wont give the details, but basically I speak to cunts and they give me money for what I have to say

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>>126546904
>may
I also may buy a lottery ticket and win a few million dollars you low IQ mongoloid who thinks setting up an ABN is an achievement.

>>126542393
>>126542599
>>126542811
>>126542849
>>126543082
You Have Autism
GET ON DISABILITY

> sucking Bob Hawkes dick because he drank a beer

Once a Commie always a Commie

>>126547052
convenience, my friend. convenience.

>>126547072
I know you
You're the erotic hypnosis cunt

>>126547121
I started a few months back and already make 40k per annum, my marketing team says that should triple by the end of the year, which is still nothing because people with my particular skillset often earn a few hundred an hour, but im not qualified so I need to show the market that I'm better than the competition

>>126546984
Degeneracy, obviously. Transgender hooking pays really well, you should try it!

>>126547149
Prove it

>>126547223
FUCK

you nigger

dont tell the libtard you cuck

>>126539775

More like sub-human prime mortgage.

>>126547223
More like transgender fiction, he's more queer than melbourne's jew district which you live in

>>126547250
I don't need to. Your posts tell me everything.

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>>126547223
>erotic hypnosis
what

This thread is more bluepilled than people who tell you to check your privilege. Back to /lgbt/

>>126547366
Degeneracy is degeneracy. Can anyone help him into the gas chamber?

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>>126547236
>>126547223
I don't even know what to say anymore, fucking lmao. If retarded old farts are paying you to talk dirty then then I guess godspeed, you degenerate faggot.

>>126547223
Link us I wanna jerk off to your chocolate voice

>>126547441
there are people who get paid multiple thousands per session, and I want to get in on their business

also its pretty fun knowing I can get people to do whatever I want them to, so ayyyy I think its the job for me

>>126538039

>brickie
Do you like drinking a shitton of beer and becoming a tradesman who makes good money?

>submariner
Do you like gay shit?

>>126547450
We all knew you were gay(and asian) OP.

Please go back to /lgbt/ and stop making australia more jewish than it already is.

>>126542929

More jobs? 4/5 jobs created last year were in Victoria.

>>126547567
>>brickie
Do you like drinking a shitton of beer and becoming a tradesman who makes good money?

Yes

>submariner
Do you like gay shit?

No

>>126543224

Have you ever even been to aldi?

Fuck. I knew this cunt that spent 60k on a phone sex bitch. Kind of felt sorry for him. Good guy but got owned by even the faintest hint of sex with a woman.

>>126547450
mate if tumblr knew I came here I'd be lynched

>>126547524
Thousands of dollars for degeneracy per session? I mean fuck.. only jews would approve of this.

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>>126547524
This is pretty funny but you and your clientele are still going to the gas chamber.

>>126542617
Got any pics of her chunky taco? For the boys

>>126547662
I feel like only someone with a job can call me degenerate

>>126547644
>tumblr
Consider suicide.

>>126547624
You do love gay shit, see >>126547450

OP is a faggot.

>>126547662
This. Rev up the gas chambers, we need a global holocaust.

>>126547573
I'm not saying more jobs than anywhere else in the country, merely that the employment market is way better than it used to be, we have the second lowest unemployment rate in the country which is absolutely unheard of for this state, and it keeps on improving.

Also,
>using raw numbers as a method of comparison
Of course a state with 12 times the population of Tasmania is going to have higher raw numbers of jobs being created.

>>126547704
>being this autistic

>>126545358
Yea boi!
I made it to a second round interview for a hotel job, what do 2nd interviews even change?

>>126547768
>being an autist yourself calling others autists
At least I'm diagnosed. Degenerate.

>>126547450
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCShf6kWnnU-77JEE0PytjSA

go wild fuccboi

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>>126547697
Joke's on you, I study full time and have a side source of income. Either way you're a degenerate, tumblr using, mentally ill tranny no matter how you look at it. An obese NEET is arguably less degenerate than you.

>>126547848
Because OP had kids and shouldn't have bred.

>>126547821
How do I get diagnosed? Does your autism sense tingle when you read my posts?

>>126544609

Army chef.

Or ADF reserves chef. Reserves trades train you similar to full time soldiers, but find you a job placement and make sure you get payed the right wage.

>>126547848
It was either against the rules or someone posted shit against the rules.

>>126543082
This cunt with xer freelance job aka newstart haha if you were born with a biological pussy your fagbook profile would read 'works at mummy/princess'

>>126547866
>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCShf6kWnnU-77JEE0PytjSA
>233 subs
kys

>>126547799
Usually if you get the second interview you already have the job and they just want to discuss your exact availabilities and to ensure you feel comfortable doing the tasks required.
Don't totally drop your spaghetti in it and they'll tell you you're hired at the end of it.

>>126547866
>wizard hypnosis
Now THAT is autism.

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>>126547877
Come to the dark side, its more fun here

new thread when

>>126547991
Kill yourself faggot.

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>>126547866
>296 subs
>this faggot actually thinks he can hit 6 figures
Someone find his tumblr followers and link them this thread.

>>126547891
Go to a doctor, get autismbux.. ??? Profit
DSP is great.

>>126547952
Agreed. Read the comments in some of the videos, it's hilarious. Women apparently get wet to this shit, what a joke.
GET A ROPE!

Honestly though, I want to study neuroscience at some point as well, which is not so incredibly degenerate

>>126548083
Bonus points for him having a patreon.

L I T E R A L L Y - A - C U C K O L D

>>126548083
>having a tumblr
I'm not that degenerate

>>126548103
There is some hope, I guess.
If you use all the degeneracy to learn about it, and then gas it out of brains, then I'll forgive you.

But still, quit that fucking shit.

Also I reccomend OP watch these files, he'd be a good little bitch for you.

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>>126548103
>couldn't finish highschool
>wants to study neuroscience
Don't stop, I'm laughing so hard I feel like I'm cumming.

>>126545583

They have media corps in the ADF. Have you looked into joining the propaganda team?