/CPD. Chicago PD Scanner Thread - 4 Robert 4 Ratchet edition

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What the fuck is up with the internets - is like they hatin on 4chan and what not tonight

/CPD/ withdrawal is no joke, my whole area was flooded the fuck out with no access last night

Latest /CPD/ bingo card, Archmage Robert MALE BLACKOUT Rules apply, to those all so committed as to have 30 days + checking of thine keys experience

Ahh, the Comfy Thread

>watch yo keys

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>Anyone recognize that voice

>three females fighting at the domestic violence shelter

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evening Roberts

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>Female tenant vs Female security guard

here it comes

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I've been monitoring this a bit and I have to say, in all honesty, ambient music + CPD scanner is the most strangely beautiful, artistic thing ever. Like a dystopian science fiction novel, channeled through the improvisational... a living meta art.

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shots fired

>The porch is on fire
>The baby's father took her TV
>Gold lincoln with two flat tires being driven by Male Black with dreads and a silver handgun

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>autism

>driveby
>silver malibu
>victim uncooperative and fled the scene

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still working on text, first still photo edit in ~15 yers

>suspicious bag

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>>126518804
Quite. Comfy af.

>>126518853
>Gold lincoln with two flat tires being driven by Male Black with dreads and a silver handgun

I'll take nigger stereotypes for 500.

http://www.ktbs.com/story/35454983/175-watermelons-reported-stolen-2-arrested

>they yanked the hot water heater

Chicago Shootings Since Saturday: Kill 2, Wound 22

>>126520058
Only 2? Tyrone needs to step it up.

>totally a suspicious person
lol

>>126520302
toppest kek

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>drinking all day
>no helmet
>almost swerved into parked car
>as per anonymous

>>126520132
>Only 2? Tyrone needs to step it up

>Robert needs to step it up

fix'd

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>2 Males one has facial hair with Cubs gear on

>>126518804
Ye this is badass

Charlie and Adam backing up Robert

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>EIGHT OR NINE
>EIGHT OR NINE SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

>>126521278
what do you use for making your memes thats sweet

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>DOGEBITE

LIES! Too /comfy/ to get the bite on

>>126521614
I got it from somebody else in these threads a couple weeks ago.

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>>126521614

was that a protest in the background

>something about a woman who hit him with a stick

>>126521849
nice. i wanted to try my hand at making really nice shit like that not just take a pic of the interwebs and put a caption on it so trying to see what people use

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>>126522105
>not just take a pic of the interwebs and put a caption on it

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>a fucking leaf bump

>somebody got maced

NVNNHI

can anyone tell me what's this?

>>126517639
I'm glad I found these threads. This is comfy. Good job, guys.

>>126523426
can you understand spoken english well? if so, sit back and listen the the horror that is Chicago
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>126523452
>I'm glad I found these threads. This is comfy. Good job, guys.
7 nights a week

what the fuck is wrong with the internet tonight is anyone else not getting a a captchca option 95% of the time?

did it really give ma a new post ID? blessing and a curse

>caller threatened by the 11 year old son

>>126523568
might be your provider, I've had to answer captcha everythime

>>126520058

Really? Only two dead? I wonder if it is bad aim or good doctors.

>>126523568
>captcha option 95% of the time
Somebody's got to drive those self driving cars

>space invaders !
>dispatch- sounds like your game is done

the dispatchers playing duck hunt

>>126523775
>might be your provider, I've had to answer captcha everythime

I pretty much get one almost every time anyways, I mean it's not even giving me the option, then telling me I can post without it

Robert is playing PacMan

>>126523930
>>126523934
I thought pacman.

CHECK YO KEYS

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>>126524031
>I thought pacman.

Mrs. Pack Mayne, Female Black

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>>126523568
These threads are the comfiest in all the lands. Hands down nothing gets me more ready for a nice night in then hanging out with you fine folks every night.

also, I've been given a new ID per thread tonight. kind of freaked out, but I'm hoping it's just my computer or something. I mean, I never clear my history or cookies or browse 4chan on other comps so that's not it.

>caller's jeep was stolen
>he left the keys in the ignition

Dammit caller.

>suspicious vehicle with occupants
>been sitting there for four hours
they waiting for Tyrone to come home so they can cap him?

>>126524263
should have checked his keys

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>>126521614
I work in Photoshop CS5 exclusively.

Sup, lads. how bloody is my city tonight?

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>>126523962
would not be surprised, especially if you are using 'spectrum' wich is just Time Warner using a different name...

>>126524399
>I work in Photoshop CS5 exclusively.
>Sup, lads. how bloody is my city tonight?

There is RealOPRobert

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>>126524282
or they shot-up in the car together and everyone is passed out

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I miss anything good?

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>>126524393

>>126524399
thanx ill check that out. been really steady tonight mostly domestic with a few shots fired to brake things up

>>126524611
>whitelash
is this the new buzz word along with microaggressions?

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>>126524399
evening! Good to see ya tonight

The weather is not looking to good up there so just the druggies and usual trouble makers tonight

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Time to get comfy!

What is everyone drinking tonight?

>Ignacio got pistol whipped

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>>126524428
Fuck, that's a good one. I'm adding it to my collection.

>>126524478
>There is RealOPRobert
Kek. Only one of several. I enjoy our comfy times todether. It gives me a place to make art with context.

>>126524659
If you poke around on google, I hear you can get Photoshpo CS3 for free these days. I get most of my effects from bending layer properties, if that helps.

>>126524765
Was coined by some black reporter dude the night trump won the election. Forgot his name.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQly01LLe-I ...found it!

>>126524813
Hey, I like domestics. Lots and lots of domestics. Nothing says more about inner city culture than how many wives/gfs/pet twinks get the shit kicked out of them any time it's cold or rainy.

Niggers burned down a school

>tune in
>school on fire at cermak and lawndale

fuck why aren't I here more often?

School is on fire
lernin be RAYCIS

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>>126525153

>school on fire
oh no

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>>126525288
Checked, somebody tryna skip they finals, sheeeeiiiittttt

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>>126525135
holy shit, that Skeletor meme is us. It's totally us.
I'm drinking Shiner, my friend.

>>126525181
thanx for the tip ill try that tomorrow when i get home instead of dealing with all the refugees we got from plebbit ....

>caller states a car with a New Your plate is blocking the fire hydrant
well duh. isn't that standard practice in NY?

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>>126525181
very nice

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>3420 N Bosworth

I'm pretty sure that's my childhood friend's house.

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>>126525181
?

>>126525427
Very nice! One of my favorite brews, I really like their "Cheer" that they do during Christmas

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>>126524189
The toes of a woman who should've whooped her bad ass kids with extension cords but was too busy clubbin

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>>126525135
>60 KB
> Time to get comfy!
> What is everyone drinking tonight?

straight white rum & water w/ gatorade powder

>>126525181
>Kek. Only one of several. I enjoy our comfy times todether. It gives me a place to make art with context.

you at least produce the bulk of what i'd consider "actual dank OC" on this bread, inspired me to waste time with still photos outside of work, need to try cs5 I found gimp easiest after 15-16 years since I last used "photoshop" even though I'm a regular lightroom and premiere user, layer properties and some better text and I think I've got it figured out, though I'm really tempted to just use pen/paper/scanner

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>>126525135
Nice glass of Bourbon and I am sitting in my comfy chair with my feet up getting ready to just zone out and relax to the nigger shenanigans

>>126525674
It has now paid the toll

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>>126517639
Imagine being Robert where you're idolized by a bunch of autists online on the job without your knowledge

>>126524428
I wonder if that sort of shit is going on. The spirit world is having a good laugh watching the insanity.

Mental fuck escaped the hospital with the help of family

>live in chiraq
>'suffers mental issues'
You don't say.

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>>126525780
The Official Robert Fan Club

>>126525739
I like to think they hit the breaks and those black males ran in fear and Robert drove off laughing

>>126525895
Need higher res to frame that.

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4 SHOTS FIRED

kook flew the coop!!!

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>>126526022

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>>126525712
>though I'm really tempted to just use pen/paper/scanner
Fuckin hell, m8. Drawfag it up. I'd like to see what you come up with. Thanks for the compliments also. What I make is what my brain "seesss" listening to the scanner, with the Youarelistening.to stream running.

>>126525780
Imagine being dispatch, not knowing that a mob of anon autists want to make shrines and dakis bearing a likeness that coincides with your voice.

>>126525739
I like your style anon! I like your style

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3 dead, at least 26 others, including a 9-year-old boy, have been wounded in Chicago weekend shootings as of this morning (so not including tonight)

But Trump am I right?

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>>126525895
>SIG pistol
>leather shoulder holster
I feel funny in my pants
have a random pic from my redguard folder

>>126525884
Mental Prison Break - I'm sure whoever it was will be masturbating at the 7-11 or peepee panhandling within 24 hours

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The man with the golden gun

>>126526022
lol, I knew I had seen that before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4R5CKt296Q

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>>126526142
Crabby best dispatch, she goes hard but she fucking cares, dammit

>>126526016
Not my OC but one of my Robert centric faves

meat wagon needed

Can I get a quick rundown on who Robert is?

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>body removal

>>126526491
At the top in the OP

>the location of the deceased?
>the morgue of the hospital
lul

>>126526491
The baddest motherfucker you will never meet, if you are lucky

He goes where Anglos fear to tread

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>>126526374
I think I got it from CPD

>>126526491
An actual one please im confused

>>126526491
Robert is the call sign for the overnight shift
check you keys means someone has a stuck mic on their radio (microphone key)

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First timer in these threads here. This is looking comfy AF guys

Used to work dispatch for a major (black) city. I always wished that /pol/ had threads for my city.

I've since moved to work for state police department which handles the freeways so less craziness like here.

Inb4 Robert shoots the suicidal guy

meat wagon could take 75 minutes to get there. holy shit. gotta babysit some dead fuck for over an hour

"possibly smoking some dro"

>>126526311
fuck. that takes me back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqnRhYZRpX4

>>126526387
Kek! Nice to see you're still with us, crabbyfan.
>There are so few of us regulars, that we can tell each other apart by the pics we post

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>>126526662
thank you anon

>>126526759
>no calls for car alarm going off for 2 hrs
>no barking dog calls
>no D&D calls
>sit back and screw around on your phone and get paid for it

>>126526720
likely guy will off himself before robert can ever get there due to all the other calls.

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>>126526491

//////////////////////////////////rip crabby

Not dead btw

>>126526759
That's how long they're supposed to take. Couple weeks ago we had some poor bastard still waiting for them like 6 hours after his shift was supposed to end

I am a new comer to these threads, has a robert ever been shot on the beat? Like have you guys heard that kind of shit on the radio or whatever?

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They've called in ROSCO

>>126526941
few days ago Adam was like 2 hrs into OT waiting for the body snatchers

>>126526989
Yes

>>126526989
yea couple weeks ago la raza ambushed two Roberts. shit was intense, Roberts lived

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>>126526989
>has a robert ever been shot on the beat?
https://youtu.be/Tr_VbIg5LrU

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>>126526859
That ass to hip ratio, JAYSUS.

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>>126526686
welcome! Get comfy. This is going to be a fun ride.

Who knows what madness we will encounter tonight. Will it be someone pushing a van and pissing at the same time? Will it be someone masturbating in a tree outside someone's window? Will it be multiple shooting at a gas station? Who knows but it will be fun

>>126526686
Welcome to the party! get comfy OP

>>126527194
>Its been weeks, and you still won't listen to it again.
Nope. Nope nope nope.

11:20 and the domestics keep on rolling. Everyone's drunk and/or high, trapped indoors with their families, whom they all hate, nothing to do but give them the gift of pain.

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>>126527024
"I'll get those duke boys"

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>>126527304
>>>126527194
>>Its been weeks, and you still won't listen to it again.
>Nope. Nope nope nope.

Unfortunately it could be any second

fortunately, Robert as a shift probably average 300 Male blacks to each Robert

>>126527266
oh fuck thats beautiful
lovin the name
saving that for future use

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The one that always freaks me out is when a Robert calls in saying he is going on foot patrol at like 3 am. thats steel balls right there

>>126527194
>nigger gangbangers mocking the brave Roberts
they're most likely all dead by now

>male white
/pol/ btfo :)

so drunk he forgot how to bicycle

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>>126527500
Yeah, it could happen again at any time...but listening to the way the whole of cook county recoiled and charged down on the Back of the Yards hood in response was breathtaking. Robert takes care of his own, and woe betide he who takes up the mantle of copkiller within his domain.

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A guy on drugs passed out here.

just joining in
did suicidal Robert ever end up ok?

>>126527304

I won't listen to it again either.

>>126527472
>11:20 and the domestics keep on rolling
it's 52 in Chicongo tonight, guess everyone is staying indoors
Photoshop Robert, I have a challenge for you, you know the classic "Apocalypse Now" movie poster? THink you can edit it for /CPD/? Don't know if you have a font like they used, but whatever. Maybe call it "Chiraq Now" , or "Chicogalypse Now" or some varient

How the fuck is chicago such a mess? Like honestly. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG!? Why is it such a shit show? It can't be JUST black people fucking it up.

>>126527882
Listened to early AM but the feed went silent. Googled this morning but didn't see anything. So currently unknown in my research

hey guys,

taking my licensing exam in 4 weeks. want to be an ob/gyn. please send me your good vibes /cpd/ i'm not sleeping next 4 weeks.

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>>126528010

>>126528010
>It can't be JUST black people fucking it up

the male hispanic is really into wife beating

>disturbing block party

>>126528010
Their mayor didn't help anything with this. a lot of policy changes helped fuel this fire and made it explode

>>126528010
>How the fuck is chicago such a mess? Like honestly. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG!? Why is it such a shit show? It can't be JUST black people fucking it up.

It's just a numbers game, put that many Male Black's in one place and you'll have that many calls

some people that have never worked in or worked the streets in cities worse than this I just don't get it, I guess the bulk of the midwest isn't that bad, because off the percentage of whites?

There's way worse places to be in a lot of terms, it's just the popuplation and percentage of Male Blacks and shit is out of control

>bodysnatchers needed again

>>126527866
I believe it.

>>126528010
This is what a century of Democrat/globalist agenda outputs, anon.

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Block party here.

>Apartment 9/11
Oh shit son, things gonna get interesting.

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>>126528010
Yes it is
See Baltimore, New Orleans, Philadelphia, Detroit, St. Louis

They're all as bad as Chicago if not worse
Guess what they all have in common (large black population)

>>126528197
>want to be an ob/gyn

for what fucking purpose my dude
just being in an OB wing of a hospital feels wrong as a man. Feels like you dont belong there and some patients will straight up request a female nurse/Dr from what ive seen

also lochia and shit

I mean good luck on your studying, you wont the temporary suffering of binge studying

>shots fired at 18 and Loomis

>>126527938
>Photoshop Robert, I have a challenge for you
Mite B Cool. I'll take a crack at it. Stand by.

>>126528197
Sending good vibes. What step is the test?

>male black in a hoodie smoking drugs in the restaurant
>unknown male black lurking in the alley

>Smoking drugs in a restaurant
>Casing a home for a robbery
>People having sex in a car
Chicago is lit tonight.

>>126528010

A history of Democrat corruption, Democrat leaders disarming the law abiding population and welcoming illegal immigrants and fostering a welfare environment that caters to gang member niggers, for a few things.

>people having sex in a black vehicle

>smoking drugs in the restaurant
>people having sex in a car

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Male black is doing some drugs in this "restaurant."

>>126528558
no rush, lol take your time and do it so you are happy with it

>>126528688
When u no the food gon be lit af

>>126528688
lol, ran the phone number, place called "Super Submarine"

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Male black being rowdy in this BOA.

one shot one goal

CBHPD

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Two male blacks pound on this door.

>>126528604
thanks. just finished MS2 - Step 1. Been studying for 2.5 weeks now, but I completely freaked out today over missing easy af questions on my q-bank.


>>126528485
thanks dude appreciate it.


Love this thread.

>>126528899
Shadilay, friend. You're doing good work giving us a tour of Chicago's wounds.

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SIX SHOTS FIRED AH AH AH

Did they say anything abotu something at Belmont and Damen? Passed by on the way back from the liquor store and there was this woman screaming from the top of her lungs at some dude in an SUV.

>two unrelated body removals at the same address

>>126529011
Your bread's all yours brah

wife wants to watch new Twin Peaks, all you non /oldfags/ need to look it up

I'll pop in later if I ever properly textify my samhyde dispatch or finish all my /drawfaggings/

>person shot on the block

>>126529328
and there it is

lel.

>>126529040
And you know well that every single one of those shots missed because black people can't aim for shit because of the way they aim.

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Husband/wife fighting in this house tonight.

>>126520019
underrated

>>126529006
>thanks. just finished MS2 - Step 1. Been studying for 2.5 weeks now, but I completely freaked out today over missing easy af questions on my q-bank.

Don't fret Robert, you got this! GF is studying for the Step 3 so I know what the ups and downs and stress looks like. That shit all works out by the time it is all said and done.

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People screaming in the hallway here.

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A drunk sleeping in the front of this place right now.

>foot pursuit
>southbound on St Louis

oh shit something serious going down

shits going down holy shit

I love foot chases. Gives me a little charge.

ROBERT ON FOOT

anons, can we get a discord going?

https://discord.gg/J7tgczU anything goes

all i hear is officers screaming over the radio for help and i couldnt be happier unless i was with other anons

Jesus christ, that scared the hell out of me. Sounded like the fucking cop was getting shot there for a second.

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>>126529464
When you try to be hard but your only shooting instruction is fucking movies

>name of the deceased

>>126530136
Robert needs drones for this

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Foot pursuit through here.

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>>126530247
Something close to one of these guys?

>>126530207
I think the mythbusters proved once that if you hold your gun sideways, you are way less accurate. I swear, if they ever learned the fucking FBI way of shooting guns, holy hell it would be a problem.

>>126530275
Loving the streetview reports.

Is that another body for dead nigger storage?

QUICK LADS! WHO WERE MALE BLACK'S ACCOMPLICES? HIS PANIC, ETS ETC?

>>126530247
His name is always dindu nuffin

>>126526834
Almost every night, although Crabby is AWOL since La Raza's Robert hit, she lives on in every dispatch who's had enough of the bullshit

This thread is the end of every day for me. It's like watching Maury, no matter how fucked up your life may seem, it can always be worse

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There is a male black hiding here.

foot pursuit sounds like

>>126530275
>bienvinedos

>>126530573
>Almost every night, although Crabby is AWOL since La Raza's Robert hit, she lives on in every dispatch who's had enough of the bullshit


RIP CRABBY

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I can't imagine what it must be like for Robert.

Night after night dealing with nigger shenanigans.

I swear there's the same black cop that doesn't know how to use the walkie talkie every single time.

>>126530364

Well, not if they're shooting other thugs.

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in searching for drag racing pictures i came across a drag race girl name Jungle Pam, gf of a racer named Jungle Jim

apparently drag racing used to be great, and there werent bras in the 70s

>man down at the walgreens
>someone laying on horn at 4 6 and rockwell

>>126530573
>This thread is the end of every day for me. It's like watching Maury, no matter how fucked up your life may seem, it can always be worse
Cheers, m8. I'm the same way. No matter what I end up doing, I always try to get back here for RRH. She's still out there. I'm sure of it. Maybe she's pulling day shift or midshift now?
>Maybe she finally retired, and she can relax with a glass of wine and Turner Classic Movies

>>126530550
>QUICK LADS! WHO WERE MALE BLACK'S ACCOMPLICES? HIS PANIC, ETS ETC?
Female Black, Female White in sweatpants

Male white with gun, Male hispanic with gun

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Room 7 in this hospital, a lady was punched in the face.

>SHOTS FIRED
>LYING ON HORN

DAT NIGGA DEAD

> shots fired
> now someone laying on their horn
F

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Shots fired here. A dead guy laying on the horn now.

>>126530913
Lel

Also I love seeing pictures of these places.

shits picking up tonight

>>126530901
They had names. Some genious anon gave them all names that sounded like their descriptions, like Captain Planet villains. I'm building that Apocalypse Now poster, and I need those names!

>>126530966
that months old halloween decorations. kek

>>126530966
>mfw those aren't halloween decorations

Heavy set black male has 'bedazzled' jacket

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>>126530913
>a lady was punched in the face

>>126531177
Looks like you are dying. Better get my sucker punch in

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warrant is valid. bye bitch

>>126530966
>>126530913
>>126530583
>>126530275
you're doing God's work autismbro

The Horn continues.....

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They caught that hiding male black.

>male black
>white gym shoes

Just explained almost every black male there

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It is now midnight in Chicongo.

someone should make a coffee table book of pictures of the locations of wild ass calls. and have those little speakers in each page to playback the radio traffic.

They're still looking for that rhinestone cowboy....

>>126531378
It can't be that hard to find

>>126531501
Real Nigga Hours™ just kicked in.

>>126531556
likely a dead guy and no Robert wants to be stuck babysitting for the rest of their shift.

>>126531511
Can we get a kickstarter around this?

>white cop saying "aint no problem"

>Who is this, sir?
Robert
>OK

>>126531656
We could donate x amount of proceeds to the vest fund for Robert. i know that scanner app has a archive if you get premium. likely wouldnt be difficult to get the audio.

>assault at 10 and mozart, damage to property, people outside fighting
>shots fired at plast (sp?) and Augusta

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>>126531569
>Real Nigga Hours™ just kicked in.
Oh yeah!

Guys is every night this exciting? I love it

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>shots fired pulaski and augusta

>>126531827
pretty sure it was pulaski and augusta

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A wife is getting beat here.

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The owner just got home, and found that her home was broken into.

>>126532040
that actually looks like a decent neighborhood.

>>126531821
Interesting, Need to look into licensing from premium but this could really help with their donations

>>126531995
Every. Single. Night.

Better when it is warmer

>>126532200
with the amount of daily happenings it wouldnt be difficult to gather content, hell you could do a whole series probably.

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>>126532242
Hells yes anon, hells yes.
I'm only a fan of kick back and comfy stuf these days.

>>126531995
last night there was a car on fire and a suicidal Robert
couple nights ago there was a body hanging from a crane
farther back there was a guy masturbating off a balcony, a child getting beaten in a garage, a bipolar male black with hammer fighting 2 other male blacks in a bedroom, a bush on fire, a Robert playing Blinded by the Light on the Radio, endless domestic batteries...

July 4th is basically going to be a small scale civil war. The hotter the weather the more the male black goes outside

>>126532165
a lot of bad neighborhoods have beautiful houses. just if you scroll three or four down there's an empty lot and a boarded up nice looking home. Just scroll down bronzeville on MLK Drive or Indiana or one of the side streets but yeah 1600 fairfield isnt THAT bad

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can someone give be a brief rundown?

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Male black walking around with a gun here.

>>126532332
Run it by season.

The shots fired in fall
The robberies of spring...

did they just say "they found the pot"

>>126532382
I live in a major metropolitan area, right on edge of a ghetto, and can confirm the hotter it is the more cops/ambulances and police choppers are out. It was above 80 a few days ago and a helicopter was circling the neighborhood all night and police sirens were going off every 30 min. Today it was in the 60s, and it's dead quiet right now.

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>>126532382
i remember last 4th
>dumpster is on fire
>building is on fire
>all of southside is on fire
dispatch was just so exhausted with all the bullshit.

>>126532606
run lady

SASSY!!

>That's why I need numbers

>>126532606
>implying that coat didn't cost more than the amount she paid for her apartment that month after her section 8 voucher

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>when dispatchers attack

>>126532606
shame those big old houses have been turned into apartments full of degenerates.

>>126532755
why do you hate coats?

>>126523910

Calm before the summer, wait til Memorial Day Weekend. Worth remembering also that one or two of those wounded 22 might want to return the favor at some point.

>male being threatened by a male black with a gun wearing a headband and no shirt

>>126532725

Robert is a hero, but still has to play by dispatch's rules.

Man, the number of communication problems tonight....

emmanual cannot catch a break..
>cannot get into the group home without getting attacked
>being threatened by someone with a gun, with dreads

be so jaded from living in chicago that you call the cops while being threatened with a gun. lol

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Apt 405. Depressed son gonna an hero. Commie block.

minnesotanon just checking in now

ever any update on suicidal robert from last night?
:<

>>126533015
i would an hero too if i had to live there.

>>126533015

I'd want to punch out if I lived in a shithole like that.

Hot fuck. Bumps 4 the only /pol/ thread left.

could not make out which walgreens on ashland that was

>>126533030

What happened? Was he actually suicidal on duty/on the air?

If I had to put up with this bullshit every night, I might feel the same.

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>group of males inside threatening to rob it

>>126533368
Chicago PD has a really high suicide rate compared to other PD's

>>126533326
>there are so many walgreens in chicago you cant tell them apart

>>126533326
over the radio they kept saying there was an on-duty officer threatening to kill himself, and they never really followed up with it

>>126527938
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>>126528742

Okay, here it is.... THIS IS THE END...

WILL POST OC AS THE OP IMAGE OF NEW BREAD.

>>126533368
yeah he was suicidal over the radio apparently
I had stepped out to smoke so I missed it :(

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>>126533505
my balls tingle with anticipation

this thread sucks

>>126533536
>>126533480

That's awful. Hope Robert's resting comfortably somewhere safe.

>>126533030
No news on from google, looked today. Stayed up till early am listening and the radio went silent so no news on that side.

>>>126533368
Someone related called it in originally, officer was on duty. other posters said he said something over radio as well

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>>126533666
nice troll comment there satan

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NEW NEW NEW

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