Brit/pol/ - Taigs BTFO Edition

>>126503741
>Spides and Millies
>White

How do I get my self sectioned?

>Have been crying for the last 10 hours
>Have cut my self a bit and just ordered some stuff online for killing my self
>don't think I will make it through to the morning but I don't think it warrants a 999 call
>Have been ordering stupid amounts of Dominos the last few days
>I'm even getting sympathetic looks from the delivery drivers

I just can't keep carrying on. I feel like a burden on my parents, I'm a burden on society, I get absolutely fuck all results on tinder, I have literally liked everyone within a 32 mile radius (I don't live in a sparsely populated area) and I have only gotten perhaps 5 likes back, and all of those conversations went terribly, which means I am probably ugly af despite not even being fat. I have no redeeming features and my discomfort in my own skin must really shine through to everyone who looks at me. I can't even get passionate about politics anymore, it's just all going shit, I don't feel like the chances of England remaining white are very high, my autismbux (just over 6k p/a) is enough to survive on because I live with my parents but it's not like I can really do anything, I have no drive of getting a job and little chance of getting one, since I have never had a job and am in my 20s. There is just a complete and utter sinking feeling that consumes every fibre of my being and I don't see a good way out.

I'm thinking of moving to Jersey or Guernsey. Anyone here lived in either?

1st for gas the kikes

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So I decided to go to DA KLUB for once...

It was shit. Why do people hang around in those pits of degeneracy? Couldn't see a thing because of the vape smoke.

>>126503854

L O N D O N
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ask someone with alzheimer anything

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>>126503443

>>126504073
>cutting self
>ordering suicide supplies
>dont think i will make it through the night..
>ordering dominos
It's a shame you're so depressed or you'd see the humour in this.

>>126504148
Clubbing is shit unless you are at the very least drunk as fuck - preferably on something harder. Going sober, or near it, is horrific.

>>126504073
How does one go about getting £115 a week autismbux?

I only get £73 for being a jobless cunt.

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>>126503443
HOW WILL YOU CELEBRATE WHEN BASED JEREMY CORBYN KNOCKS THAT FILTHY OLD CUNT OUT OF 10 DOWNING?

>>126504148
You need to get absolutely smashed and go with like 12 other people
Then it becomes hilarious

>>126504300
I genuinely don't get it.

>>126504416
My GP is a bro.

>>126504492
How the fuck can he manage a crowd like that yet May gets fuck all?

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Didn't I tell you retards almost a month ago (01/05) to get IN on ETH right now, back when it was less than 80?
I fucking told you retards, but ya didn't wanna listen.

>>126504492
if he won what would happen to US/UK ties?

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>Ulster was divided by a referendum

>>126504594
Bernie Sanders had big crowds during our campaign, but it did him fuck-all good.

>>126504594
Easy. Bus them in.

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>>126504492

>>126504586
>My GP is a bro.

Please elaborate.

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How the fuck has my sportsbike not been stolen yet?

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So do we reckon the Labour Surge is real, or just manufactured to give the Tories a cheeky boost from scared kippers and undecideds?

>>126504622
inb4 inevitable bubble burst and it drops 3/4 of its value

>>126504073
Dial 111
Ask to be sectioned, go to your GP and say you intend to commit suicide and that you have made plans
They will arrange the rest

>>126504777
tar

>>126504760
Tory false flag

>>126504265
Who?

>>126504760
Likely real but ultimately ineffectual, its not going to translate into more seats

>>126504586
The rest are catastrophic events and listing "ordering dominos" in with them makes it seem like that is also a catastrophic event.

I'm voting Tory.

Esther McVey to be precise.

>>126504760
Pretty much, this happened in 2015. Corbincucks are getting so excited. Its gonna be a Bernie "we can still win Bros"

>>126504760
Fu

>>126504902
Oh right, okay, even online my autism shines through.

Don't forget that if we want National Socialism, socialism is a required stepping stone. That's why it would be better to get half the way there with Corbyn than getting nowhere with that charlatan nationalist Sharia may.

>>126504844
If you have cut yourself, you may with to show/mention it.

>>126504760
Likely real and a result of the Tories absolutely dominating the polls. 3rd party voters are switching to their best option for opposition because it's a 2 horse race.

>>126504919
I'd like to prop up her voteshare if you know what I mean

When the brexit is coming out?

>http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/ETH%201st%20of%20June/

I told you faggots but you didn't listen.
NEXT STOP IS 1000, GET INNNNNNNNNN NOW

>>126504770
It hasn't even gone into the bubble stage yet, you absolute dunce.

>>126504981
>ruizcuckar

>>126504760
Exodus of Lib Dems to Labour, plus some pensioners fleeing from the Tories

>>126504703
Jesus Christ, they-re actually not bad at organising propaganda. But internstional sofialism is as bad as international capitalism. Socialism can't work without homogeneity.

>>126505044

Indeed.

George Osborne never gave me a stiffy once, but Esther already has. That's why she gets my vote.

Do labour stand a chance now that they are full of gibsmedats and nuclear deterrence?

>>126504242
who are you?

>>126504981
Nationalism is an even more important stepping stone you fucking communist.

>>126504242

Do you remember the first time?

I can't remember a worse time.

But you know that we've changed so much since then...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPGepgWupTw

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>>126505114
>Tendline going stratospheric
>It's n-not a bubble

You have about a week to sell.

>>126504703
>it's better to get 50% of the way there with Corbyn, rather than 0% with fake nationalist Sharia May

Socialism is half-way progress to National Socialism, my sides.

>A lot of people on 4chan are getting disaffected by the Tory internet policies
This is true.

>>126504981
Can't tell if shitposting.....

I am such a contrarian shitbag, that I've seemingly wished that we'd remain in the EU now, despite voting Leave.

Don't even know who I am anymore.

I remember the good old days, when at least there was a BNP candidate in my constituency.

>>126504662
what

>>126505744
>I am such a contrarian shitbag, that I've seemingly wished that we'd remain in the EU now
>don't even know who I am anymore

Peter Hitchens?

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>tfw I love her and I miss her

>>126505523
Weren't you the same retards who said this with BTC at 100 USD? then 500? then 1000?
How about now it's 2000?

You have no idea what you're talking about, you utter fucking moron.
You learned what a bubble was somewhere along the line (probably from some movie) and now you think you're Jim fucking Simons.

Enjoy being poor

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>>126505915
He's been arguing in favour of remaining in the single market recently.

By the way:

IRA actually won

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It's late night ABBA time again lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BshxCIjNEjY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4QqMKe3rwY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HnOFwqpLRQ

>>126506027
It's your money m8. If you stay with it very long term you might make something, assuming Etherium takes off properly (which with bitcoin beinge stablished as the de facto, it not as likely), but if you are trying to play the system, then learn to look for the traps of the up-down simulator. Bubbles are a big one.

>>126506189
>IRA actually won
because ireland is unified?
hadn't noticed

>>126506189
>He's been arguing in favour of remaining in the single market recently.
I know, hence the reference

>IRA actually won

Does anyone really contest this?

Also relevant to OP: Cavan, Donegal and Monaghan are British clay

>>126506526
>Does anyone really contest this?

Sure, ignorant idiots like this guy >>126506465

>>126504082
Yeah you can see France on a clear night

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>The UK flag will become a rare flag after the Tories win this election

It's sad to see you guys get your civil liberties shit on like this. As much as I laugh at British anons, it does suck.

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rly maek u think

>>126506526
>>126506593
>>126506465
Nobody won, sinn fein share power there, so we lost, but they're also not part of the republic, so they lost.

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hey brits this was my captcha on a different board yesterday thought you might want it for whatever reason

>>126506593
there's a difference between winning and not losing

>>126506412
> you might make something
I made 30 grand since the 1st of this month, by doing nothing

You don't know what you're talking about and it's embarrassing, shut the fuck up

>>126506680
Not yet anyway, SF may yet win in the Republic; they're the third largest party and leading in the polls

>>126506716
Yeah you made 30 grand, and if you sell it now you get to keep it. Don't however assume that the line only goes up though. You are currently in the greed stage of that graph.

>>126506700

IRA moved the direction of Ireland in their favour forever, because Blair caved
Sure they didn't achieve all their aims but if you push the enemy front back a couple hundreds miles in battle, it's a fairly resounding victory

>>126506465
IRA to a large extent did win, in that they got closer to achieving their objectives than Unionists did

>Power sharing government with Sinn Fein as the second largest party
>Discrimination against catholics ended in most circumstances
>Police force abolished and reformed
>Border now nearly invisible
>Northern Ireland can be moved into the ROI in the event of a referendum for this happening, demographics of NI mean this will eventually happen unless Unionists can start to convince a lot of catholics to vote for them

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>>126506412

>>126506910
You don't have a clue what you're talking about
Make sure to check the price in future to know how much you could have made

Is there any chance things would be better off if Labour won?

>>126506874
And what would a Sinn Fein RoI do? If they invaded with the tories in power it would be Falklands 2.0, + the troubles again.

Fairly certain UVF and other groups would launch a troubles style insurgency if the RoI did invade.

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>>126506655
lel. corbyn shills still out tonight.
>rising debt is bad
>cutting the deficit is mean
>numbers are hard

>>126507245
>Is there any chance things would be better off if Labour won?
Of course anon, if Labour wins, THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER

>tfw you find brit/pol/ in the catalogue and settle in after the shitstorm of global /pol/

it's like coming in from the rain

>>126507260
Are you dumb mate? They'll be in talks with Sinn Fein in the North and push for a referendum

>>126507278
man what happened in 2012-13

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well then

>>126507245
In some ways, probably. Since the NHS is not going to be privatise any time soon, it would see an NHS that's actually functional.

>>126503443
>>Dianne Abbott expressed support for IRA and said she "couldn't identify as British"

WTF. I love Down Syndrome Darth Vader now.

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>>126507049
>>126507165

Half the market in a market of hundreds of currencies.

>>126507278
But muh winter fuel allowance!

>>126506960
No they didn't the IRA, sole goal was a united Ireland which hasnt happened

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>>126507245
Public services would be better, at the expense of Blair tier debt and much higher taxes, but we'd also be swamped with immigrants.

If you want a nigger for a neighbour, vote Labour.

What an immoral hour to be awake.

>>126507399
Referendum wouldn't do anything, a majority would always vote Union. They had a referendum before, but the republicans boycotted because they knew they'd lose.

>>126507529
>implying immigration will be any lower under the Tories

Stop falling for the 'Tories will cut immigration meme'

They've been saying this since 1992

>>126507406
>a war
>protests against austerity
>muh refugees
can't remember

>>126507529
>we'd also be swamped with immigrants.
that'll be a hard adjustment

>>126507529
If you think immigration is bad under the Tories times it by 100 with labour in charge

>>126507522
Did actually you read what I posted?

>>126507666
Last year they let in 500,000 immigrants.

So much for "cutting it to tens of thousands"

>>126507453
Again, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about, do ya? You've watched some movie and now you're a stock wiz, eh?

Make a note to check the price in a months time for ETH and BTC.

>>126507666
>>126507685
Lads, if you think 300,000 is bad wait until Comrade Corbyn makes it 300 million.

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why

>>126507666
Everyone knows Tories won't cut immigration. What we do know is Labour will go fucking hung ho with refugees and immigration if given the chance

>>126506655
>£1,731.4 trillion
>well over an order of magnitude greater than the amount of money on earth
what were the tories thinking???

>Leo Varadkar leads race to become Ireland's next Prime Minister

>Leo Varadkar is well ahead of Simon Coveney in the contest, and he will become Ireland's first openly gay leader if he wins.
http://news.sky.com/story/leo-varadkar-leads-race-to-become-irelands-next-prime-minister-10886098

>>126507836
>BEND THE KNEE

>>126507866
>taigs

>>126507836
A vain attempt to appeal to the leftist masses. Why he bothers when it A) won't matter to them and b) alienates both his right-wing supporters and his jewish overlords is anyone's guess.

>>126507840
We're already gung ho

The country is fucked. You need to realise this.

You could cut immigration to 0 right this very second and the damage would still be irreparable

>>126507836
jesus Trump just build the wall

>>126507836
If this man gets a second term, I will lose faith in Americans full stop.

who vote 4 lads?

torys
>safe bet, shit policies that I care about (privacy)

labour
>empty words, corbyn

lib dems
>literal wet lettuce

ukip
>meme

What are the Greens like?

>>126504073
Post your tinder profile and I'll tell you where youre going wrong

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The only real argument for Labour is public services. But it comes at the cost of borrowing and higher taxation.

Sargon pointed something out recently, and I thought it was a good point. Corbyn wants to raise income taxes on those making £80'000 or more, but conveniently he just so happens to be making £75'000 as an MP, so he wouldn't be affected. I was wondering why he picked £80'000, and now I think I know part of the reason.

>>126508013
Trust me I understand that more then anything. But I fail to see how voting labour will help, it'll only speed up the destruction of this countries make up

>>126507866

Who were the closeted gay ones?

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>>126507797
>LALALALALA SHUT SHUT SHUT IM RICH AND THE LINE WILL KEEP GOING UP FOREVER UNTIL I OWN THE WORLD

Startospheric trendlines do not last m80. The real value is around pic related (not exact obviously. Drawn freehand).

>>126508063
>What are the Greens like?

Did you watch Question Time the other day?

Their co-leader (a joke in itself) literally said it was disgusting that we only gave 0.7% in foreign aid and we should be appalled with ourselves that it wasn't much higher.

You know those cucked Swedish parties? They're literally like that

>>126508082
He makes nearly 140k a year, probably set it so he could get it through the party

>>126508013

For what it's worth I hope the negotiations fall apart and all the EU citizens have to leave

>>126503443
https://yougov.co.uk/news/2017/05/19/voting-intention-conservatives-44-labour-35-18-19-/
It appears Labour is starting to fight back a bit, but I question YouGov, especially considering they over-estimated Labour last time.

Unfortunately, I think it may have something to do with the fact that May's war on internet censorship was leaked out. Her Conservative Manifesto is actually half decent.

There is no way Jeremy Corbyn should be running the country. He is going to run it into the Communist/Marxist shithole and you guys need a solid deal out of Brexit.

>>126508082
>The only real argument for Labour is public services
Maybe, if you think state meddling in the health, education and transport service has been a success at any point

>>126504492
Corbyn's been drawing crowds like that since 2015, it's how he won the Leadership contest twice.

In fact, over the last week his rating have gone up. They aren't great but his rallies are having a notable effect on public perception.

>>126504760
Real, given that it's been happening slowly over the past few weeks.

>>126507790
The Tories let in more than any Labour government did. May is whole heartedly in favour of free movement. So either way, irrespective of who ends up in #10, the tide won't end.

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>>126508461
Honestly might vote Lib Dem. Not because I want a L-D government but we need something stopping both mummy May and groucho Marx turning this country into 1984.

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>>126508461
>tfw there are people in this thread that believe these polls haven't been altered just to influence even more people to vote Tory out of fear of a Corbyn government

>>126508461
The only "leak" about what the Tories actually plan to do with their bit about the internet came from Buzzfeed quoting anonymous Tory sources, which was then puck up by the Independent
The same thing happened with the porn fiasco a few years ago, Tories passed a law about pornography, everyone reported it was going to make a number of harmless things illegal to view and then nothing happened

>>126508749
Was that the facesitting one?

>>126508822
Yeah
Three years later and I can watch all the glorious femdom I want

>>126508646
Lmao. "HE CAN STILL WIN BROS. REMEMBER THE RALLIES?"

>>126508691
>altered
maybe, i have heard several people speculating the tories would want to let labour close the gap or suffer low turnout

Why does Corbachev want to scrap freedom of movement? He loves immigrants.

>>126508461
>100% Death tax
>Good policy

>>126508082
I think they're trying to play their cards carefully. The press aren't on their sides, so if they talk about raising taxes on merely 5% of the population, it becomes very hard to spin it as a "tax bombshell", especially when A) most Brits are in favour of a return to the 50p tax rate B) the tabloids are supposed to speak for the working classes and thus can't really decry it without looking out of touch and self-serving.

Also because it was to avoid taxing GPs and head teachers more, since Labour are trying to build a campaign which centres on improving schools and the NHS.

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>>126508872
Puny Tories

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Maybe you should all just vote Labour. Just accelerate the decline and get the Right-wing revolution over with already, instead of slowly dragging it out. And in the meantime you'll get free shit from a Socialist government

>>126509036
Trying to appeal to as many as possible, if you in ironically believe corbyn will get rid of freedom of movement despite the commies history then your not possible to save. He knows he won't be in power so promise the world as one last desperate attempt

>>126508691
>tfw people buy into the spin and believe the dip is part of the plan

desu, the only way you're going to know for sure is to wait until election night.

>>126508691
>>126508946
Well, the municipal elections didn't work out well for the Labour all that much, considering they sent a painful message through Tory's gains.

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>>126504594
May is a filthy cunt who doesn't give a shit about the people

>>126509302
>free shit
>Socialist
It doesn't work like that, kiddo.

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>>126509246
>>126508872
Find it odd how we're always decrying moral degeneracy and the degragation of traditionalist values in the west but the second the government wants to ban muh bdsm we're libertarians.

>>126509422
Yeah and Corbyn is a disgusting commie who only gives a shit about the wrong people.

>>126507278
>conservatives doubling the debt is good

>>126509595
This commie line is worse than the fucking fascist shite the cucks come out with

>>126509570
I personally don't give a flying fuck what consenting adults want to do to each other or watch together so long as it isn't actively harming anyone else, getting upset at other people having different tastes in sex is retarded

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>>126507529
>>126507666
Seriously how the fuck do people still fall for the conservatives will cut migration meme when they've raised it to record heights?

>>126509570
Having secret, private fetishes -is- a tradition
My porn viewing habits isn't what's fucking up traditional morals

>>126509707
It's a fucking fact, he has shown outright admiration for communist regimes.

>>126508082
he makes 140k per year

he gladly raises taxes on himself and those who are wealthy

Anyone here gonna do a bit of cheeky fox hunting when that's legalised again?

>>126509946
No, that's cruel. Nobody eats fox, so why kill them? For pleasure? That's how serial killers get started

>>126509946
Gonna hunt me some dirty dumb labour voting scum when its finally legal

>>126509946
I shoot my foxes like a civilised person.

>>126510055
Stop the disgusting vermin fucks from killing chickens

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Free Ulster
Free Scotland
Free Malvinas
Free Gibraltar
Free Québec

>>126510055
Are you retarded? Do you seriously think that things are only ever killed to be eaten?

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>>126509843
Maybe you'd go out and find a qt anglo-saxon wife to breed if you could just leave the cuck porn alone.

>>126510055
I make sure they dont get in my garden cos i keep chickens. good thing i got a shotgun just incase

>>126510179
Free Weed

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>>126509595
wtf i hate nationalism now!

>>126509946
Not much of a hunt if you can find dozens wandering around Portsmouth any given night

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>n-no th-theres no corbyn surge.... l-look at this monthly moving average

prepare to get nationalised

>>126510179
>Free Québec
looks french to me.

>>126510298
Not the right kind of nationalism.

>>126510346
Don't give it (you)s.

You reckon shy tory syndrome is going to be a thing this year?

I honestly can't see it being one considering everyone knows the tories will win

>>126510233
Objection, speculation, besides you are putting the cart before the horse. Degradation of traditional values has made marriage deeply unappealing. More masturbation is the result of that

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>>126510179
Get the fuck out you catho queer.

>Free Quebec
and people wonder why I compare it to Pakistan and call it the New World's first caliphate.

>>126510323
Marginal victory/coalition is always better than huge majority, whoever wins, because it means they can't force through the batshit stuff.

>>126508691
>it's 4D chess

Sure thing Tory boy

>>126510581
Is Quebec full of pakis? I always pictured it full of white frogs

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>>126510619
>Getting Tory boy out of that
Fuck off Aussie cunt

>>126510509
Yeah it will be. Lefties love going on about supporting Jeremy because he's the "good guy".

>>126510542
Hence why the government banning your esoteric incest sites will make you go find a real woman.

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>>126510581
Ontario is Pakistan lol

>>126510672
No but Anglos keep importing Haitians here

>>126510583
Gotta love that centrist malaise

>>126510370
wtf i love foreign globalist interests owning my railways and water systems now!

>>126510743
>Sian Gibson is married to Ian Gibson, a gas fitter. They have one child.
For fucks sake, I was in there.

Started watching stefan molyjew, he makes some very good vids

>>126510874
>Ontario is Pakistan
>pic has an Indian flag

Uh...

>>126510874
quebec is literally nigger central

Ignore the leafs you idiots.

>>126510845
Uh no you still miss the point. If they were serious about encouraging marriage they would fix the unfavourable laws surrounding marriage and divorce (they won't) or somehow roll back the decades of corrupting feminism from women's brains (they can't). Banning a particular bit of porn is worthless

>>126510672
No - Quebecers are the Pakistanis - they are to Anglos/British North America what Pakistan is to India. They are literally a "minority" group allowed to explode in population and subvert. The brown people Trudeau is inviting today will use the light brown french descendants in Quebec as a reason why they should be allowed "self governance" "autonomy" etc.

>>126511084
Only literal pakis care about the difference between pakis

Pack your bags mate

>>126511084
don't care, all of them might as well be pakis

>>126511098
only 3% and all in anglo jewish montréal, this coming from great shitstain LOL

>>126511269
You sound like a chav.

>>126511027
I was completely put off when on 1 vid he spent like 10 minutes insulting some guest called rather than just debating the fucking argument.

>>126511205
When Hunkyblokes.xxx goes down women will flock to men for sex and marriage, likewise the Men shall do the same. Pornography is but one brick in the wall seperating us from the morals of the past.

>>126511328
>insulting your dad
Apologize!

>>126511369
Havent watched many of his debate ones, His the Truth about XY are very detailed and eye opening

>>126511352
You need to go home

ring-ding-ding

>>126511369
He's hit and miss. Some of his videos are very good, in others he has a full on sperg-out.

Thanks for not taking the bait on OP's thread /brit/pol

>He was hoping for an English talk about the troubles but don't know about the troubles thread: groan edition

Why does the media there keep trying to IRA bait the public? Even the fuckheads up North themselves are more conciliatory about. Why shit on the peace process so openly by trying to bring up the whole "HURR DURR TERRORISM, IS IT JUSTIFIED" lark.

There was a civil war in a province of your nation. Now there's not. FFS don't try and provoke one again.

>>126511542
Those "Truth about" ones are great
His recorded phone-in sessions are a painful drag. >>126511369 Was it one about Hiroshima? He turns a five second rebuttal into a 10 minute lecture ... I haven't stayed subscribed

>>126511445

I'm just saying your priorities are fucked

>>126511726
No one actually gives a toss about Ireland mate. We're too busy being concerned with pakis

>>126510179
>Free Scotland
Reminder that 52% of native born scots voted for independence

we were fucked by money and the (((anglo))) vote

>>126511726
Agreed, there's probably a load of people who are unhappy but to a large extent just don't think about it. Media stirring up sentiment can only bring about civil upsets. Also
>come home potato man

>>126510789
I'm a bit skeptical about this to be honest, simply because the previous election and Brexit have brought those opinions into the mainstream. Besides which, the Labour rise as coincided with a rise in public perception of Corbyn and of the party's competence.

>>126511842
I don't want porn banned, I'm just playing devil's advocate.


i-i just want a woman to cuddle and talk to

>>126505114

>not putting your ETH gains in to Britcoin

Labour is up and catching up fast. This is literally fucking mommy may propoganda shill thread. Fuck THE tories and fuck the fuckin UKIP. Jeremy Corbyn motherfuckers, learn it

>>126511876
I would be too bud. I'd say British have some housekeeping to do for sure. You're welcome to hop over for some comfy pints if things get too dirty over there while you're cleaning up.

Imagine tho, if they gave the North back to the republic. All the UVF, etc would ship over to Britain. Your multicultural problem would be solved pretty quickly after that I reckon.

>>126511999
>i-i just want a woman to cuddle and talk to
That's what prostitutes exist for mate, cause you know, you can't cuddle a woman and not end up heartbroken and/or divorce raped because your wife/gf is repulsed by the idea of a man wanting to cuddle

>>126511726
>Thanks for not taking the bait on OP's thread /brit/pol
>nudges the bait in your direction

>>126512113
>amerishart in mart kart attempting to shill for the gommie
It's a wew lad edition I reckon.

>>126512117
can you guys ship us some gadaffi stockpiles, armalites and provo handlers? us scots have a unionist problem too

>>126511931
Sure they are. But pretty much anyone from the worst hit regions from the troubles understands that peace and mutual loathing and slow burning resentment are preferable to open full scale paramilitary warfare.

Was thinking about buying this house, what do you think?
http://www.primelocation.com/for-sale/details/43554852?search_identifier=f2472c07f3d1a31c8ba09dc313e886a0#ELGoJk2xVvSmM0ow.97

>>126504073
Have you ever read Lord of the Rings? How about War and Peace? The Brothers Karamazov? Ever learned to play an instrument? Written a song? Written a book? Painted a painting?

Seems like a waste to off yourself without trying this type of shit. There's a big list of stuff I'd want to try out before I go.

>>126512178
I don't mean rodger, I mean cuddle. Just to tell soppy thinks to and hear back and basically make you feel like you've found a soulmate.

>>126512303
We forgot which field we buried them under. There's a man with a shovel cluelessly digging holes looking for them outside Mullingar. I'll get back to you if he finds them.

>>126511953
Labour is just consolidating support in places they were going to win anyway, its no use. Tories are still way ahead in marginals.

>>126511999

At this point you'd have to probably ban the whole internet to stop the degeneracy

>>126512303
Blair's not in power any more mate, we'll fucking tear you apart.

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>>126510874

>>126512585
Are you the cunt who's constantly shitting up /gsg/?

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good evening lads

>>126512452
polls are usually geographically weighed though

also poll models since 2015 have been overcorrecting for labour figures and the "shy tory" effect

>>126512717
Getting scared are we?

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unite or die

http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/2013/03/02/the-misplaced-minister-ireland-and-israels-alan-shatter/

>>126504919
>>126505242
She's a really good local MP. Disagreed with a lot of her policies but every email I sent to her received at least one side of A4 back with an actual response and not a generic one.

Miss her desu. New Labour MP is shit.

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>>126512684
What is /gsg/?

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>>126512709
Morning

>>126511842
Nah it was this one

https://youtu.be/GKczW14EO_w

First 15 minutes or so are insufferable as fuck. He should stick to the "Truth" series

>>126512709
It's the morning you plonker.

>>126512717
There's still a good chance they're overestimating labour though. Exactly like last election, I think the shy Tory will always be there. And if labour continues to close the gap it'll energise tory voters to turnout.

>>126512881
Don't play coy, you little shit.
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/image/5bnEfqAEFT8_iCr9i0Ut4Q/

>>126509595
>the wrong people
>the working class

>>126512406
What do you do to alleviate that? Is there a wank for feelings?

>>126513247
Niggers, pakis and other such types and you know it.

>>126512406
Actually that's fairly common for a prosititute I hear.

>>126512717
>>126512756

Supposed to be a new "surprising" poll out tomorrow on Welsh voting intentions. May might have more influence in marginals right now but unfortunately her manifesto lacked big hitters outside Brexit. What else is there to sell to the working class? A cut in proposed minimum wages due to a formula none of you (the working voters, not /pol/ users) will understand?

Like, don't get me wrong but even if people have to hold their nose doing so, there are a lot of low income families who really do need to be on £10 an hour, something May, even when asked by the public, simply failed to address.

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>>126513144
That not me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xQKWnvtg6c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xQKWnvtg6c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xQKWnvtg6c

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>Labour surge
>Tory un-surge
>hung parliament
>no government to negotiate Brexit
>article 50 suspended ("to be reactivated when there's a government")
>article 50 is never activated again
>Brexit cancelled

On the day of the GE announcement I called this. Looks like it's starting to happen.

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Who /Corbynite/ here?

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>>126513527
Listen to ASMR. It generally makes it worse.
https://youtu.be/eLLFpUniU0w

>>126512953
This is my all time favourite:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wtvNIhGun0

He speaks SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fucking slowly, it's genuinely painful to listen. I can't really explain it in words, but he pauses for dramatic effect and overextends to the point it makes you want to kill yourself.

Play the first 5-10 mins, it's like hitting every single red traffic light on your way home.

I am upper class and believe the working and middle class (no difference really lmao) need strong and stable leadership because they're too stupid to think for themselves. I mean look at brexit!

>>126513537
Youre a tard aha

>>126512406
I know damn well what you mean - and I'm telling you that either, 1) expect to move from cuddle gf to cuddle gf every 6 weeks or 2) get a a woman that adores you because you give her nothing but intense fucking and bubble with whores behind her back because the last thing you want is for her to know you're a soft lad and ur mums gay.

>>126513967
cuddle not bubble

>>126513726
I vote for "uncertainty" because I find mystery to be more entertaining than what I know

Corbyn is that vote for me this year because there is more chance of entertainment than May

>>126513967
>>126514021
>This is how virgins think relationships actually work

>>126513959
It's funny you feel the need to insult my intelligence when you can't even use proper punctuation.

Be honest, how much nigger blood is in you? 50%? More?

Gibe english gf.

sure is a lack of talk about labour abolishing student fees THIS YEAR

and students imminently stopping their pay for education MID TERM

what kind of retarded tory shill cunt would you have to be to be in college right now to NOT vote labour?

you can literally right off a debt of £20 000 + just by ticking a box in the next vote

>>126513772
You might like eraudica or kinkyshibby

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>>126514305
YAH WANNA GO ON MEH TETS?

>>126514376
>This one wierd trick to wipe out your debt!
>t. nigerian prince

>>126504082
Yeah, grew up there, great places to live but be prepared to bring some kind of skill because immigration even for british citizens is very strict and you can only ever get a max 10 year license.

joking guys im working class and don't want more tories, sick of having only zerohours contracts advertised... I want a decent job and decent pay and the tories cant offer that

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>>126513967
>>126514021
*sniff*, i-i'm not fucking soft, I just appreciate the delicate beauty and fragility of the female form.

>>126513951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI-9em-1XjE

>>126514305
Why you want a paki for a girlfriend?

>>126514555
except education has been free for the last 20 years untill the tories got in

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Spooky late night reminder to vote UKIP in Tory safe seats or watch May transform into a SECRET BLAIRITE.

>>126514612
you can go back to college this year for free if you vote labour
also they will abolish 0 hour contracts as illegal

>>126514661
The tories have been in power since 1997? I know lefties like to say Blair was secretly right wing, but come on.

Go to bed guys. You need to work tomorrow to pay for my neetbux

>>126514621
>I just appreciate the delicate beauty and fragility of the female form.
and women don't appreciate those in the male form - so what's in it for her? You get what I'm saying?

THIS IS A TORY SHILL THREAD

THEY WANT YOU TO VOTE UKIP OR LIBDEM SO THAT LABOUR DONT GET IN

A VOTE FOR ANY OTHER PARTY THAN LABOUR GUARENTEES A TORY WIN

YOU ARE ALL BEING EXPLOITED BY TORY PR

RESIST

>>126514858
30 years

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>>126514954
VOTE LIB DEM

THERE ARE ALTERNATIVES TO BEING KEKED ECONOMICALLY BY CORBYN AND SOCIALLY BY MAY

>>126514954
What if I don't give a shit how anglos vote and just wants my country to be independent by voting SNP?

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>>126514443
Nah, thanks though, I don't want a wank I want to give myself entirely to someone and receive in return the same.

>>126513951
I'm lower class and believe the middle and upper class (no difference really) need a country that works for the many, not the few because they're too conceited to see their failings. I mean, just look at the privatisation of Royal Mail.

>>126515001
>Tuition fees were first introduced across the entire United Kingdom in September 1998 under the Labour government as a means of funding tuition to undergraduate and postgraduate certificate students at universities, with students being required to pay up to £1,000 a year for tuition.[

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuition_fees_in_the_United_Kingdom

Blair was also the one to initiate the plan to send everyone and their dog to university. Thus ruining university as an institution and setting up a nice little money spinner for the government in the form of having everyone being indebted to that govt at the same time.

>>126514939
IT'S ABOUT GIVE AND TAKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>126513726
Corbyn is the only choice

>>126515175
You want to be Sweden 2.0?

Brave boy

>>126515364
You might have a lesbian's brain
which is fine honestly.

>>126515175
UK is your country and you cant do shit alone. your arent going to get defense or the oil fields or the fishing rights

you are part of UK

stop fucking up the rest of teh UK just because scotland is shit now because of tory policy!

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>>126504073
To be honest you sound like a pathetic twat. I'm surprised that your parents haven't already thrown you out. My suggestion is find help from a professional not from a group of anons in a thread discussing British politics. Or you could go and suck a dick. I'll leave it with you.

>>126515747

are you actually an unironic Labour voter?

What's your opinion on their lack of policy regarding immigration control?

>>126515348
tuitition fees trippled under cameron and caused 4 days of riots across the country causing widespread chaos damage and injury

they are set to go up even more and they also cut the student busses, print outs housing and transport

FUCK THE TORY CUNTS

>>126515577
n-no..
Seriously, does no one else get a compulsion just to put their arms round a woman and hold onto her, never letting her go? To be loved unquestionably, and vice versa, spirits and minds interlocked, the only truth in the world being that you have found someone who truly understands and cares for you?


My Mother either paid me too much attention or not enough.

>>126515864
>muh immigration bogey man

fuck off tory shill thats always been your fall back since you stopped blaming the global finicial crisis on labour too

this is a labour country and always has been get fucked right off you southern scum tory cunts I remember 1986

>>126516094
I know that feel. It's a shame women are whores though.

>>126516205

>can't have a reasonable political discussion

Yep, definitely a Labour voter

>>126516010
Fees are set by the universities themselves. They have done this because they have realised that the fees are de facto paid for by the government, so they've basically been handed a blank cheque.

If you really want to fix fees, scrap government backed student loans.

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>>126515864
What's your opinion on the lack of Conservative immigration control?

>>126516434
started with a strawman ended with ad hominem

not an argument you fucking cunt

Migrate when we hit 300 and not before.
>>126516555
>>126516555
>>126516555
>>126516555
>>126516555
>>126516555

>>126516629

I wasn't trying to make an argument.

I was just responding to your complete lack of an argument.

>>126516567
>Fees are set by the universities themselves

thats why privatisation is bad

also fees go up as cuts to education and services and money saving cuts go up ordered by the tories

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>>126510179
Yes free Ulster, 3 counties are still being occupied by the Republic of Ireland.

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HULLO,
yesh

for the love of god one of you PLEASE make a meme video with that new "far right recruitment" video which has DOCTOR WAITING TIMES scene and transpose a bunch of the (100s im sure) quotes of JOE HULLOVVENS quotes talking about this key issue

okay thankyou

>>126516578

Typical ((Conservative)) antics

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>>126516094
Been married for 30 years. Does that count?

>>126516094
Yes I do get that compulsion, strongly all the time. I had a cuddle buddy once a while ago. She was horny for me in a superficial way but she had a bf so I just stole as many hugs from her as possible. Eventually I went from "sexy / hot" to being her stalker/creep/clingy crazy guy. That hurt quite a lot. I might try again next decade

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>>126516769
don't worry goy we really promise this time

>>126516743
There's nothing wrong with privitisation. The issue is when you attach a private insitution to the government money tree. They WILL take the piss.

In fact that goes for public insitutions too. The perception of infinite money and little to no acocuntability is toxic.

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Nighty-night, lads. Remember to vote Labour and tell Tory shills to piss off.

>>126516094
Go fucking find a woman then, it's one of the easiest things in the fucking world. There's one sleeping next to me right now and I'm rather ugly desu.
THERE IS NO EXCUSE

>>126516769
>>126517003
conservatives manifesto pledges an "aim" to lower migration with NO promise or specific number or time frame

if tory shills want to make this about immigration lets talk about how they have not cu t immigration once at all EVER in the 6 years theyve been in government and have no intention of cutting it in the next 5 years!

>>126517101
>There's nothing wrong with privitisation.

spoken like a true tory cunt shill

get in the fucking grave with margret thatcher you scumbag toffe nosed southerner tory cunt!

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>>126517251
well now you're just making my point for me

>>126516767
https://youtu.be/QIR6iKyIueM?t=118

>>126517251

I've never even considered voting for the Tories in my life so I don't know why you're assuming I'm a Tory voter

I literally just asked for your opinion

>>126504760
>>126505009
This.

>>126517362
You can start trying to make an argument any time.

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>>126517362

>>126517251
>>126517540

...on Labours lack of immigration policy

>>126516767
this "far right simulator" has clearly tired to smear the true voice of the right: joe hullovvens by stealing his shenshible and practical political talking point of hospital waiting times
this is a golden meme opportunity
please someone make an edit

>>126517540
>i voted anything other than labour
>i didnt vote

ITS YOUR FAULT FOR BREXIT
ITS YOUR FAULT FOR AUSTERITY
ITS YOUR FAULT THE TORIES ARE IN RIGHT NOW

i fucking hate the people of this country yours all so fucking stupid that you let any of this shit happen

through apathy or popularism your all fucking retarded and ruined this country for generations

>>126517578
exactly

>>126517101
>The issue is when you attach a private insitution to the government money tree.

How do people not get this? Private companies suckling at the taxpayers teat are just as bad as unaccountable bureaucrats. Private companies work because they aim to make a profit whilst adhering to the needs of the market. Government contracts fulfill the former whilst allowing them to ignore the latter. That's the real reason public transport is fucking shite.

>>126517905
so you support the re-nationalisation of the rails?

good

>>126517828
>ITS YOUR FAULT FOR BREXIT
Yes, and we're proud of it.
>ITS YOUR FAULT FOR AUSTERITY
No that's because we were spending well past our means.
>ITS YOUR FAULT THE TORIES ARE IN RIGHT NOW
No, that would be Labour imploding after the disaster that was the Blair government.

>>126518155
>No that's because we were spending well past our means.

you failed your pledge of a surplus
you failed to even pay any of the debt at all
youre more in debt than any government before

youre still cutting services and benefits for the young in education old and disabled

>>126518518
conservatives btfo