I am not faking this, go check it out
>>126500250
>>126500470
I know, I saw it in the Somali thread which is what made me try this
>>126500250
Haha having fun with this.
>mfw I speak Somali and didn't even know it.
>>126501276
>>126501276
top kek
AHAHAHAH HOLY FUCK
>>126500250
good to know it's universal
>>126500250
What did they mean by this?
>>126500250
welcome to 3 years ago fucking retard
>>126502601
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>126500250
Hello 3 years ago.
>>126502642
>"Assad is a literal baby murderer! Muh barrel bombs!"
>"Uuka bonga."
Did niggers have it right all along? Are they the masters of linguistics?
wat
>>126502802
I'm legit gonna respond to shills with this now.
Is this an easter egg or something? How is shqip a word in the Somali vocabulary?
He's not gonna like this.
People try to argue that africans aren't subhuman
>>126500250
Lololol i luv plebbit too XDXD
>>126503666
tssssss
>>126503666
Just start screaming like a chinpanzee....it actually means words.
My sides are in orbit.
>>126504207
That made me kek unreasonably hard.
>>126504339
Good job Somalians never invented agriculture, otherwise 'cunt' might have become an integral word in farming.
Why does "Leeya" translate into John?
Looks like I can put "bilingual" on my resume
>>126504546
This must be some sort of bug.
>>126504294
>translate from Norwegian
wat
>>126500470
oga nooga dooga shooga blooga!
Wat
>>126501276
>I speak somali
>Flag
Like pottery
>>126505341
>>126505402
I'M STILL IN A DREAM
SNAKE EATERRRR
>>126504339
Best one so far
such a beautiful language
What did they mean by this?
You are faking this, edgelord
>>126505986
Seems pretty accurate
>>126505986
Try it in all caps, it actually makes a difference. Also sometimes you have to put in extra stuff. The only 100% certain check is the exact same stuff.
>>126505966
We must get the best among us to collect the nigger prophecies. This could be an unparalleled source of wisdom.
>>126502601
L)L
I like the Somali language, phrases that really matter are easy to pick up
>>126506357
RIP ALBANIA
>>126506194
Kek it worked
Mike Pence?
>>126505538
>mfw George Bush really wanted to start a war of Shock and Blocks
>>126506789
Truly ebin.
Too lazy to screencap. Try
gus uuga uu uu oo ii oo trump
>>126504207
kek
>>126507042
>>126507042
>gus uuga uu uu oo ii oo trump
Trump is number 1 shabbos goy?
>>126500250
holy shit it works
wtf somalia
>>126507204
Better without the last two.
>>126504494
Kek
>This whole fucking thread.
What you say vs. what they hear
>>126507487
I checked it, it works holy shit
>>126505402
kek,this remind me a lot of lovecraft
>>126506958
NOOGA DROOGA uga muga!
>tfw they really speak with the linguistics of a British gentleman.
OO OO AAH EEK EEK
"In terms of operating in"
>Literal monkey screech.
>>126504805
>>126506194
>Try it in all caps
Of course it makes a difference. Monkeys always scream.
>>126502601
Lost
>>126507487
Holy shit, this might explain a lot. Do pajeets think "poo in the loo" means they have to literally swim in it?
Not bad.
>>126504207
How the fuck can that possibly mean anything?!
How the fuck can google know that's what those random screeching noises are?
>>126507480
Kek
Damn, Somalia is woke
>>126508633
You should do some overseas studies in Somalia. You have potential
what the fuck language is this
>>126508756
HOW
Dadka ku jira thread this aadka u baran.
AWOO
I am so fucking glad I made this thread.
>>126504886
Keep in mind we're discussing a place where they have "African time."
Which means instead of showing up for something when the clock strikes the right time, they just kind of show up hours later when they feel like it. Or the next day. Or never.
This is a fucking golden thread
>>126508756
wew
>>126500250
somlia was a mistake
>>126509815
Holy shit this is really something else.
>>126509806
>>126510073
Nice edit
>>126510024
haha US eternally BTFO'd by somalis
Somalis are officially /ourguys/.
>>126510073
FUCKING MONKEYSOUP
>>126510531
Somalis confirmed for hardcore headbangers!
>>126510073
inb4 ban
>>126500250
Thread of the week right here
This might be stretching the limits of niggerspeak inputs but I had to post this
>>126504805
Ahahah
>niig actually means "According to eyewitnesses"
My sides hurt
>>126507968
Lost!
KEK
>>126511922
Haha
>>126511922
This explains so much.
Eat pussy
>>126511888
Reeeeeeee at those digits
>>126508512
who's going to tell them they're wrong?
The ride never fucking ends.
They really do speak in pirate
Can you even consider Somalians people?
>>126510073
>>126512657
lol
Please include me in the screen cap if anyone does one. Zoom some of the words, too.
>>126513083
The best way to get in the screencap is to find a funny one. Get working.
This shit. Say it out loud.
>>126512661
KEK
Poetry.
>>126513375
You saved the thumbnail you idiot
>>126505442
Nazis watch out
>>126513387
>tfw when the BOOG tells you that you have a BOOG in your BOOG
>>126513520
>>126514256
My sides are exploring the distant reaches of the galaxy.
All I did was string together rhyming words, why did it form a semi-coherent sentence?
>>126500250
>>126500250
lol this is funny
>>126514831
>bandicam
>doesn't know about print screen
>>126513878
nice
Ahahahaha
Haunted
>>126511272
That's incredible. How did they know?
>>126502802
>Are they the masters of linguistics?
I enjoy how simple sounds convey complex scenes of horror....every time. Can we find out what the noise for lion...can you add "clicks" to your search?
>>126500250
You people are retarded, it is translated from sounds the letters produce not actual language, pic related.
>>126514943
At least yours wasn't me.
>>126510073
benis
>>126515230
Fuck I meant to post at least yours wasn't edited how the fuck did I do that
>>126515117
Accurate.
>>126515211
wtf I love Somalian intellectuals now.
>>126515211
if you click the speaker to listen to the sounds it starts to make sense, that the AI is just that good in guessing what you're trying to translate.
>>126514966
>>126514895
>>126515496
>AI
>>126514943
kys
>>126515475
OTTOMAN REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>126504988
No fucking way man
wat
>>126516206
>>126515669
Artificial
as in artificially intelligent, nothing more, kys you fucking weak troll...
>>126505986
has to be in detect language for it to work
>>126516128
>HE WUZ GONNA GO TO CHURCH
Google Translate is pretty terrible. Just putting that out there.
>>126504988
you looking to sext me baby girl?
>>126508945
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOLY SHIT NIGGS ARE IN TO SOMETHING
>>126508756
>, Kenya
BANE?
>>126508945
>AWOO
>WHITE POWER
>its real
wtf
>>126514972
roody rah bess, wadda koon bess
i know this is a yoruba translation and not somali, but all african languages are fucking gibberish ape sounds. plus this is a favorite of mine
>>126517182
>>126502624
underrated
posting in a super old bread btw :^)
>>126504207
>>126504207
dear god my sides
>>126500250
11/9 Thread. This was a good temporary relief to crippling depression. Thank you.
>>126517182 winrar
>>126517417
>Flag
>Depression
Why am I not surprised.
this is fun
>>126504207
holy fug this is actually legit HAHA
>>126516340
Naftaada horeysay caabudidda Boqorad ilig farqiga qaniis carabta. Waxaan leeyahay ka badan saddex boqol oo dileysaa gisi biyo xaqiijiyay oo waxaan ahay macbudka duminayow ugu fiican waran in aan qabiil. sida aan ku hadlo waxaan la xiriiraya kooxdeyda qarsoon oo burcad badeed somali in hoos aad ula socdaan. aad tahay ilmaha dhintay. i shire idiin cadho sida in oos idin Maansheeyo doonaan. Waxaan sharad aad ka shalaayi hadalka ii sida in on farshaxankiisa godka hadda aad nin yar oo daciif ah.
Bumping for keks
"Unga bunga bunga inga binga binga bunga"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifv-3aSEckA
>>126504207
It's truly a nignog language when you can make literal monkey noises and risk it being mistaken for speech.
Literal chimpanzee screaming
>>126518123
OO AH AHH AHH AH
DA NA DA NA DUN DUN NA NUN A DAN
>>126505986
>average phoneposter
Maxaa fuck ma aad fucking iga yidhaahdaan ku saabsan, waxaad jawaan yar? Waxaan Aad doonaa in aad Ogaato I Graduated top of my class ee SEALs Navy, oo aan aan ku lug weeraro qarsoodi badan oo ku saabsan Al-Oday, oo waxaan haystaa in ka badan 300 dileysaa xaqiijiyay. Waxaan ahay tababaray bakhtiyo iyo in dagaal iyo waxaan ahay toogte sare ee Ciidamada Qalabka Sida ee Maraykanka oo dhan. Waxaad waxba ii laakiin kaliya diirada betel yihiin. Waxaan u tirtiri doonaa inaad ODJFS fuck ka soo usii isagoo kale ah kuwaas oo ay marna ka hor arkay been on Earth this, u fiirso erayada fucking my. Waxaad u malaynaysaa inaad ka heli kartaa iska leh shire ii internetka? Mar kale feker, fucker. Sida Waxaan la hadal lay xiriiraya aan network qarsoon oo basaasyo Guud ee USA iyo IP la ogan hadda si aad si fiican ugu diyaar-Storm ah, dixiri. duufaanka in kudhex wax yar ka laÃaanta inaad wacdaa nolosha. Waad fucking dhintay, kid. I Noqo karaa meel kasta, wakhti kasta, iyo in aan ka badan toddoba boqol Siyaabaha aad ku dili karaa, iyo in kaliya la Hands macallin aan. waxaan ahay ma aha oo kaliya aan si ballaadhan u tababaran ee la dagaalanka hubaysnayn, laakiin waxaan galaangal u leeyihiin Arsenal oo dhan United States ah Marine Corps oo waxaan u isticmaali doonaa in ay ilaa xad buuxa si ay u tirtiri ODJFS aad dameer loo naxo gooyso oo Continent, waxaad shire yar . Haddii Kaliya Waxaad ma laga yaabaa in la yaqaano waxa ka aarsanay xaaraan ah oo aad u yar function "xariif" oo la weydiiyay inuu ka hadlo oo ku saabsan wax soo dejiyey korkiinna, waxaa laga yaabaa inaad qabtay Carrabkaaga fucking. Laakiin ma kari kartaan inaad, waxaad Aan sameeyey, oo hadda waad Bixinta qiimaha, waxaad goddamn nacas. Cadhadayda shire doonaa oo dhan waxaad ka badan oos idin Maansheeyo doonaan. Waad fucking dhintay, kiddo.
>>126507265
Wow
In an unlikely turn of events, pol welcomes Somalian refugees that only speak in their native language.
In under 3 months half of pol becomes fluent.
>>126518585
I bet you thought that was all just gibberish and you were trying to be annoying, but some of it is apparently words.
>>126518585
Oy vey it's like black cock down all over again
>>126518793
Wow you cracked the code
You're the meme king now son
>>126514943
10/10
>>126514943
Bonga
>>126518968
>>126500250
>ALL THESE NEWFAGS WHO HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS MEME
FUCKKKKKKKKK
>>126519449
we have this thread every month
newfag
>>126519449
I've seen it I just wanted to make some more.
>>126519449
Oy booga, are you trying to ooga me again?
>>126508945
AWOOOO
>>126519546
what did i just fucking say you stupid nigger, go get some reading lessons & comprehension
>>126519842
wow its the mating call of the redditor
>>126508945
GUIS! WHAT DID ((HE)) MEME BY THIS?
>>126500250
What the hell
>>126502998
TIME TO SPREAD IT LIKE BUTTER
fuck cripples
>>126519894
nuugi guska aan
I'M IN TEARS
>>126520330
>>126502998
>>126520275
Thirded
>>126519955
You have to respond with more AWOOOs my fellow centipede.
NEAT
>>126520488
SWEET KEK :DDDDDDDDD
>>126520792
Somali truly is a beautiful language, eh?
REEEEEE!! BOOLI DAGA!
>>126520641
>>126521056
Wow, i had no idea triggering stateunitesians was this fun.
I have to spread this at my subreddit
>>126520888
why did you get the trips, I got this first DDD:
OH FUGG
I feel like throughout this thread we're learning. Booli=Zionism, Cunt=Food, Niig=According to eyewitnesses, Ree=Arabs, Oog=Perform, Boob=Robbery, Ou=Hepatitis, and the like.
>>126521480
Oh god it's real. WHERE ELSE DO WE POST THIS?
>>126520877
Absolute pottery :DDD
>>126521570
reddit.com/r/4chan
>>126521480
HOLY SHIT
We wuz Kek
Booba
>>126507487
I Lost. Fucking kek
BOOBA POO > LOOTING POO
Use 'ah' to place words before a noun without changing said noun. Without 'ah', Zionism would be changed to 'booty'
>>126521480
>>126521480
Is this a sign?
>>126522113
You tried.
I'm really confused
this one was unexpected
>>126521480
>>126507487
Topkek
lmfao
>>126521480
>look at clock
>it's 11:33
WTF ITS HAPPENON
>>126516149
>seize the means of production
>>126521480
WE HAVE TO DIG DEEPER
>>126523102
this is a affirmative action translation
>>126507487
HAHAHAHAHA Fuck, I am literally crying from laughter. gg leaf
>>126516935
O.o
>>126523552
nice facebook emote you fucking faggot holy shit kys
>anons teaching themselves somali again
nice
>>126514943
FUGGGG
>>126508945
AWOO
>>126523644
o_O
>>126521480
>>126521480
praise kek
The fuck.
They know their place.
>>126523365
>>126524230
Apparently the translation changes depending on if it's capitalized or not. The capitalized version means "On May I".
oo ee oo ah ah ting tang wadda wadda bing bang
jej
O L D
B U T
G O L D
>>126523644
>He doesn't know about the internet pre Facebook
I honestly feel sorry for you
>>126500250
kek it actually works
>>126513387
>translate from dutch
kek
fucking surreal lol
Suck it, eurocucks.
THEY'RE IN OUR SCHOOLS
cunin op guska kanu waa meme duug ah iyo run ma
Try "nooga"
>>126523644
O3O
>>126518793
>they don't have a word for graduated
Only the shiggy will know peace from this diggy
>>126523102
jesus christ
>>126525849
>eat op penis meme is old and not true
i don't want to ruin the magic but here's a tip from a somali speaker. when you see extra vowels, it isn't pronounced how you think it is. For example, the when you see 'oo' sounds like 'oh'.
what could this mean
:^)
>>126518793
>I am a trained gorilla in war.
Toog Tuug aga yuhuudi :)
>>126527784
Apparently most babies want your girlfriend to trim her hairy bush.
>>126527402
Must be summer
>>126502642
Shills are uuka bonga now
>>126528491
>Somali
>Trained gorilla
>it's funny
Implying I'm a summer fag
>>126502998
I second this motion.
>>126526643
OOGA BOOGA UUKA
Posting this from my phone like a faggot. My sides, there are weebs even in Somalia
So I've been speaking another real language this whole time?
OOGA BOOGA NIGGUH
Useful phrase.
>>126500250
>>126502998
Pic related for when whole threads have been compromised.