Brit/pol/ Based Helmer Edition

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Reminder that EDDIE is a convicted nonce

Lads I genuinely hate muzzies.

>>126495967
Would that I had seven lives to give for mummy.

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>>126495967

You know what to do.

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Douglas Murray - Strange Death of Europe - Chapter 10: The Tyranny of Guilt
Part 1: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0daGogH2DNT
Part 2: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oEpkj3zhgm

Christopher Hitchens on Peter:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fU9TyuC2u4

>>126495836

Aye.

Going to tell this to the next moronic lefty workers' union memeber I see.

>>126496014
He's a pedo who doesn't understand the first thing about British history.
Clearly an "asian".

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nth for not having sex or friends

>>126496022
Not a controversial opinion here lad.

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>>126495967
>turn the most unpopular politician in britain into a martyr

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>>126496022
Well they hate you lad, so don't feel too guilty

>>126496054
TWO JABS

>>126495967
Challenge him to a spot of fist-fighting under Queensbury rules.

>>126496170
Expect this:
Immigration will go up
Say goodbye to the Falklands
We will get steamrolled in the EU negotiations

>Dianne Abbott expressed support for IRA and said she "couldn't identify as British"
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/05/21/diane-abbott-expressed-support-ira-height-troubles/

>Muh ira

Get over it faggots it was 30 years ago

>>126496014
Clearly not me, but thanks for the implied ++1 (You)

>>126496054

>corbyn hits back
>looks tough
>joe bloggs now thinks corbyn is a man who will defend himself
>tory attacks on trident / foreign policy fall flat
>labour landslide

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>tfw this was as edgy as it got before IT happened
>tfw you make it a 30 seconds in and realise what I'm on about
>tfw kids these days are watching people get beheaded and they don't know how innocent we used to be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E

>>126495878
Is Corbyn a Trotskyist plant or a secret Tory?

>>126496296
Fuck off nonce cunt

>>126496279
Back to Eire/pol/ please. We don't forget about terrorists killing fellow Brits.

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>>126495878

How do I filter tripfriends? Never done before somehow but this drama is frankly driving me to it.

>>126496385
I don't think he has the braincells for either.

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>>126495967
>Brit/pol/ assassinates corbyn

do it lad, for freedom and farage

I will geunielly put a poster of you in my bedroom

>>126496279
the IRA are Marxist cucks. Precursors to Antifa.

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Vote Tory.

>>126496389
Are you mad that your anime noncing has been called out by the triplords?

>>126496279
Well it's true, she can't identify as British
What with being a jigaboo and all

>>126496120

kek never seen this costanza before

>>126496432
It really doesn't look that bad. Which is bad.

>>126496432
>2 Weeks into HRT

>>126496400
The terrorists were the British army. They killed fourteen civilians in Derry. You only take the information that suits you.

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>post yfw mummy gets the majority

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>tfw couldn't give a fuck either way about any of it anymore lads

Did we ever find out which one of you lads did this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co64aWPs1ww

>>126496381
....wait. Was the Rollin' video on top of the world trade cent[er]?
No wonder they destroyed it

>>126496581
Farron and the town drunk relax with a cold one after a long days campaigning

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>>126496499

Vote National

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>>126496599
And you bombed pubs. Off yourself, potatowog.
Pic related.

>>126496073
You recorded that?

>>126496669
>....wait. Was the Rollin' video on top of the world trade cent[er]?

Yes.

But you need to understand that back then, the WTC wasn't even the WTC - it was just "those buildings in NYC", even if you knew the name.

Hard to explain.

>>126496769
W-why?

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Got banned from lgbt lads

>>126496972
Did you try to flirt with someone?

>>126496599
>Muh Anglo-Irish rivalry
Haha, he fell for the division between brothers trick! Well Jewed my friend!

>>126496898
Like how no one had heard of Joke Ox until she caught a couple in the chest?

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>>126496769
Who's asking?

>>126496972

Find a vegan thread and remind them that if they are taking hormones they are consuming horse piss therefore they are violating that animal.

Gets them quite riled up.

>>126496499
The Tory party is dead mate, only new conservatives left.

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BASED HELMER

>>126497023
no i posted tim farrons wife and told them she was me two weeks into HRT

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My dog is German
My coffee is Colombian
My IT is Indian
My car is English
My food is Italian
My TV is Japanese
My diamonds are South African
My licorice is Australian
My computer is Chinese
My wine is French
And I am an American.

Why can't Brits just accept that they didn't invent and can't produce everything and that globalisation benefits everyone in the entire world, including third world countries?

>>126497072

Pretty much but she never starred in a music vid with Ben Stiller.

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Reminder that they are likely operating in this thread

>>126497236
Oh fuck. Nice.

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>>126495878
protip for tories
nobody <60 gives a fuck about the IRA
people have had enough interminable wars, keep painting corbyn as anti-war and he will WIN

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>>126497023

>>126497244
When will shitskin-loving lefties accept that movements of goods doesn't require citizenship

>>126496744
Alright then I fucking come over to your country and carve out a piece of your land and subjugate you as second class citizen.
You would fight back, as we did.

>>126497244
My blood is British
My culture is British
My language is English
My people are British
My food is British

Why can't lefties just accept that I don't need trillions of shitskins in my country?

Anybody got the gif of thersea may laughing

>>126497299
>reddit Labour supporters actually believe they stand a chance

They're making the mistake of thinking people are voting for may and the conservatives because they actually like them.

We have better memes than mick/pol/

Blair Labour and Cameron/May Conservatives are the same motor just with a different paint job.

Globalist tarts the lot of them.

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>>126497236
well done lad
topkek

>>126497299

Reminder that no one gets their mind changed on brit/pol/.

>>126497299
Vote Corbyn or May will eat your pet fox and steal your internet. We all hate jews right?

>>126496449
So just a typical libtard then? Bit disappointed, since that's less exciting.

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>tfw you are in a thread with people who are still talking about the election

>>126497244
I do. I don't get protectionists. They seem to think free-trade results in mass immigration.

Not true at all. Look at Japan. Great country. Wish we could be more like them desu.

>>126497299
reporting this subreddit as an illegal drug for altering my reality woooahhh

>>126496669

Didn't notice that.

>>126496381

I remember watching this documentary video about the creepiness of marketing, there was a bit about limp bizkit being signed by their record company because the company needed a product with an ICP attitude vibe that wasn't niche like ICP fandom. Limp Bizkit is like a pill form 'teen attitude' band and it worked very well.

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>>126497387
"muh famine"
"muh subjugated"

Topkek my friend. Please beg my country more, please.

>Uh, kid. You should probably wait to try and present in public at least six months. Because, uh, you look pretty un-presentable. I mean, being frank, you look like a guy enough that it doesn't seem like a tranny, but just a guy with long hair, so, hopefully, you going out right now won't haunt you for the rest of your life.
Unirocnally the reply i got when i posted Tim Farrons wife on lgbt pretending to be on hormone therapy

>>126497299
kek was literally someone in the last thread saying he thought Corbyn was NatSoc secretly.

I WON'T VOTE FOR RACE TRAITOR REDS PLEBBIT. FUCK OFF.

>>126497586
I think he's too stupid to notice his subversive actions.

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>>126497299
>Crobyn will crush all the Jewish CEOs and media owners
wtf I'm voting Corbyn now

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>>126497299
>Corbyn
>Nationalist
Kek. Irish or Palestinian nationalist maybe.

>>126497740
This deserves to be sent to Tim in a handwritten letter

>>126496392
In the same speech May mentioned the plight of working class white boys, she brought up the gender pay gap and the ethnic pay gap.

She's just a May for all seasons

>>126497299
I knew it all along. The "nationalist" Corbyn shills were far too dismissive of Corbyn's anti-British historical stances.
No self-respecting patriot could vote for him.

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Will England walk away from the negotiating/threatening table of the EU soon?

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How old are you lads

>>126497722
Say that to me in real life Larp-ing faggot I'd kick your ass.

>>126498025
I don't know. I wouldn't be surprised if they have a massive orgy in Brussels.

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NEETbux just went into my account, what are you wageslaves doing tomorrow?

>>126497387
Your Jesus (the pope) said you belonged to us. It's not our fault he give you to us as a present.

>>126498025
Never call us "England" again, cunt.

>>126498156
I don't need to pal, you're sponging retards. :)

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>>126497466

>>126498156
but what if he stole ur potatoes tho?

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>>126497670
>I remember watching this documentary video about the creepiness of marketing, there was a bit about limp bizkit being signed by their record company because the company needed a product with an ICP attitude vibe that wasn't niche like ICP fandom. Limp Bizkit is like a pill form 'teen attitude' band and it worked very well.

There was a lot of that shit back then - look at Papa Roach with their Last Resort vid. The problem was that everyone figured that was as "bad" and subversive shit was ever going to get.

And then 9/11 happened and rendered it all moot.

t. 34yo

>>126498210
laughing at poor people like you

>>126498156
>Threatening to beat someone up on the internet

>BBC drama about woman sleeping with a stranger and the getting stalked by him

I feel like this will discourage promiscuity amongst the plebs. Are the BBC secretly /ourguys/?

>>126496073
Fuckin 'a mate

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>>126498025
>I urge both sides to put aside the rhetoric, get round the negotiating table and stop it happening again.

>>126498279
thx laddy

>>126498314
I'm not poor, thanks to taxpayers like you.

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>>126498127

>>126498127
32
been on the boards since 05

>>126498278
Rude.

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How is /pol/ going to react when the first 2000s kids start posting next January?

Actually, how is /pol/ going to react when teens born after 9/11 can legally post here?

>>126498379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owI7DOeO_yg

>>126498472

They already do, go to another thread and you can tell at least of the posters here are underage.

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>>126498472

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What did he mean by this

>@britainelects 2m ago

>Westminster voting intention:

>CON: 43% (-5)
>LAB: 34% (+4)
>LDEM: 8% (-)
>UKIP: 4% (-)

>(via @Survation / 19 - 20 May)

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/866432743999254528

>>126498338
A girl accused me of stalking her after she repeatedly messaged me that she'd like to suck my cock
Apparently it gave her a lot of anxiety attacks LOL

>>126498472
I'll just tell them that anime is shit and gay like with all the other faggots.

>>126498472
>implying they don't already

In the last year or two the average maturity of the board has nosedived markedly, mainly originating in America. These threads are pretty much the only exception (for that reason).

reminder that if you vote labour you unironically want Diane Abbott to be home secretary. Disgraceful

>>126498631
R E D S U R G E
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>>126498127
23, discovered /b/ around the age of 14. Fuck, it's been a long time.

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>>126496504
You've got some fucking cheek lad

>>126498279
> tfw tripfag zero shilled for months saying she'd never trigger article 50
> ABSOLUTE MADWOMAN ACTUALLY DID IT
> he left forever
> probably dead

Why do people still not believe Mummy May will deliver when given a massive mandate?

>>126498599
He meant the world sucks sand nigger cock.

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YFW: the media are hounding Corbyn to explain his alleged support for the IRA, while the Tories have an actual IRA member in the party.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maria_Gatland

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>>126496073
Do you have the rest of that Murray audiobook?

>>126498774

She had a massive mandate to reduce immigration too.

>>126498599
$$$

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>>126498631

LA
BOUR
SUUURRRGEEE

>>126498814
Enjoy your ban. Next time keep it to yourself.

>>126498631
>phone method

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>>126498814
Lad, you don't want to be here.

Get Sixth Form wrapped up if you're still in secondary school and get a part-time job.

You don't want to be on this depressing shithole, put it behind you and build yourself a future.

>>126498472
I am confident that people born after 2010 post here.

>>126498774
she's a politician

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>>126498814
>That post doesn't exist anymore.

>>126498814
Lmao.

also this >>126498943

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>>126498961
>kids born in 2006 are now going to secondary school

>>126498927
Which dramatically oversamples old people, your point?

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>tfw there are people on here who don't realise this is Christopher Walken's greatest role

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCDIYvFmgW8

>>126498943
>"hey, have you seen this site called 4chan?!"

>>126499066
No, it oversamples people not in work, aka Labour voters.

>>126499066

He doesn't have one, he just wanted to feel relevant

>>126498834
No she didn't.
>Slim Tory majority since 2015
> Osborne more powerful and ignored manifesto - pushed for economic growth (see evening standard editorial)
> 2010-2015 was in coalition
> Labour + Libs + liberal Tories majority enough to block major immigration control

Honestly lad
Why do you think theresa may sacked Osborne so quick?
He was a thorn in her side for 6 years.

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>>126498472
Some kids born after 9/11 already have kids of their own lad

>>126498278
>>126498286
>>126498333
One on three? Bring it on then black and tans, even though your teeth look bad enough as it is.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lI9BFy1AEqU

>>126499140
Seems that was the case.

>>126498631
>Thinking polls are relevant

It's about the seats. I'm confident that Labour won't do much better than 2015.

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Is anyone else sensing the dark, dingy fog descending upon us? Even a few years ago it wasn't the same.

>>126496898
I had simcity friend

>>126499205
It'd probably be cheaper for them to put an actual gook woman in a box and send it to you you freak

>>126499080

anyone got the
>Strong and stable leadership my arse
pictures yet? all over the webo-bloggernet

>>126499400
mong

>>126499172
On the internet no-one knows i'm Nigel Farage ;)

>>126499172
>he guys, beating me in a political debate? Well look at this drunk fight in New York, heh, that'll shut you up!

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>>126499080
>tfw someone posts something not political and somewhat interesting when Brit/pol/ is this shit

>>126498156
Rails against the Anglo...in English.

Top kek. Cucked by your own tongue.

>>126499368
I'm just waiting for my testosterone levels to drop so I can stop caring about being a sexless loser

>>126498599
Fucking depressing how shit trump has turned out to be.

Literally all he had to do was

>elect non Washington cunts
>build a wall
>stop Muslims coming in
>drop bombs on Isis
>not drop bombs on Assad

It's really not that fuckin hard.

Bristolfag here. Was closing out a pub just now and talking a bit with a couple of chaps. They seemed pretty solid, when then they both mentioned they were planning on voting Free Money Party. I sympathized, told them I feel the same way, that the candidates are all rubbish and I wish would had a Raving Looney to vote for.

And they stop me, and start on about MFP policy like its transfer talk and how a new party like them is going to change everything. I'm a bit suprised they take it seriously, but I'm more surprised when they start in on trying to get me on board. Is this a real thing or where they pulling one on me? Do people really think a new party (as dumb as MFP) is comng around?

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/866432743999254528

JEZZZZAAAA

>>126499473
His Irish wife cucked him lmaoo

>>126499732
Fuck man, I remember when I first went to Bristol. It was my first Glimpsing of dying Britain, so many fucking muslims and mosques holy shit it was depressing

>>126499172

Allow me to apologise on behalf of all British people for not teaching you lot how to use fishing rod.

>>126498631
>phone method
>one poll
>soft labour vote (they often don't vote)
>hard tory vote (numbers often turn out to vote and then some)
>Tory/labour in the same up/down as in 2015

>>126499080
fuck, this is the 3rd day in a row where I've come across this song in random places

absolute fkin choon

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>>126499806
DELET THIS

>>126499839
>>126499738

>>126499711
Cucks like you should be quarantined. Thank fuck the rest of pol haven't seen this to mock us.

>>126499579
Well it's not like you little Englander retards could understand more than one language now is it?

>>126498800
I do, but not in an uploadable format, I have to record it all in real time.

>>126498599
Trump doesn't let his enemies know what he's doing. This could just be one step in a long game. But for the moment I am disappointed.

>>126499732
Seems to be that he genuinely thought the President's job was to basically be a dictator and just tell people to do shit. He then found out that unlike his own businesses, he doesn't own the country and there are legal limits on his power.

That said, there are things that he can do (for example overturn previous executive orders), which he has yet to for whatever reason.

>>126499840
We made up for it with our with our mastering of the nail bomb.

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>>126499752
Spineless cunts, the lot of 'em.

>>126499929
Speak Gay-lick do you?

No because it's shite and no one would understand you because you never successfully invaded or conquered any nations.

In fact you couldn't even conquer your own island.

Meanwhile we invaded virtually every country and have colonies on every single continent and in every time zone.

You're not a bad people but you are inferior and you need to just accept that now sweetie.

>>126499905
I just realised how very NOT laid I'll be getting in the next few years (personal matter) and I'd rather not have the sex-drive kicking me in the feels

>>126500004
He should have nuked Mecca on day one to set the tone. From then on everything else would seem comparatively moderate.

>>126500038
Literal sandnigger tier weaponry.

You must be so proud.

>>126499738
Fellow Bristolfag here. If you can find idiots desperate enough you can get them to believe anything. This city is a hive of left-lib unwashed hippy Londoner student '''''activists''''' and I would recommend sending a postal vote to somewhere more salvageable than this hole.

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>Most of the animeweenies and tripshits have gone to bed

Oh thank fuck I can actually read these threads now.

>>126500136
Pathetic tbqh mate.

If you're really that sad get a gym membership and sort your life out.

>>126500038
Just think how many more nail bombs you could have built if you'd learnt how to fish instead of relying on the potato economy.

Probably for the best.

>>126495878
Is May trying to lose the election?

Does she really want to stay in the single market?
Does she want Labour to be blamed for everything that goes wrong in the next 5 years so the Conservatives come back stronger?

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>>126500000
>>126499999

Let's 'ave a look lads

Can the president just launch a nuclear attack alone thougj, it's not like its just a fucking briefcase sitting in his tendy room

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEVJ_48YgTg

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>>126500043
Fixed your image mate

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>>126500115
Yes you killed people, kudos. We can do it too.

>>126500446
He can initiate the order I think, but it has to go through the chain of command. So if it's a lunatic idea it's not certain to actually reach the real big red button.

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>>126500493
Lovely jubbly lad

>>126500362
that's a shallow perspective

The president doesn't control shit, he just pretends to.

https://youtu.be/V5fGvRvBILo
NEW MILLIE B

>>126499172
>Begorah, twhat o lovely day o'ere on te Emerald Isle to shitpost about te British
How gaslighted can the Irish be? Even 100 years later you shitfling us despite sharing a language, 2000 years of history and 99% of our DNA. Does your nation really have nothing better to do?

>>126500517
>coming from such a shit tier country that your sole military achievements consist of blowing up pensioners in a hotel.

Literally Afghanistan tier.

Bet ur proud.

Now fuck off home to your mammy boyo

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>tfw you realise Fred Durst was probably still in his kip when the planes hit

Is there really any chance of Labour winning?

>>126500606
>If Donald Trump were to give the order to attack, no one can countermand it – the military will simply check the codes, and fire.

Lets be real, a Nuclear attack if ordered by someone under a submarine etc, will just accept the order as they have to assume the mainland has been destroyed im thinking like that.

But yeah there probably is more people than one to get a phonecall into the command center

>>126500783
It's a nigger mentality. It's why they never achieved anything.

>WE WUZ KANGS TILL DA ANGLO CAME AND TOOK OUR LAND. IF ONLY WE HAD THAT LITTLE SLIVER OF THE NORTH OF IRELAND BACK WED BE KANGS AGEN TOO

>>126500765
RESPONSE FROM SOPHIE ASPEN??? THIS SHIT IS CRAZY!

https://youtu.be/MUJ1GsAFH7g

>>126500396
Not implausible.

Whichever party oversees Brexit (and the likely dismantling of the British Union itself) will be erased from history forever.

She's running a truly god-awful campaign, our old man Jezza's been truly in his element. What's more, even the "muh IRA/hamas" shit isn't sticking anymore, it's just noise to voters because Corbyn's own Labour rebels have been using the right-wing tabloids to fling shit at him already, and two years later people are just used to the smell.

>>126500790
That's where Snake Plissken lands his glider

>>126500796
Who wouldn't want to nuke Mecca to be honest mate. Top kek for a pre emptive strike on first day

>>126500947

It's defo freaky, mate.
Also visible in Die Hard w. A Vengeance and no-one gives a fuck.

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>>126500792
Not winning outright, but if Mummy May's 9 point lead shrinks down to 6 points or less, there might well be a hung parliament, allowing Labour in if they can get the Lib Dems, SNP and irrelevant welsh/norn parties onboard.

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>>126500784
>Afghanistan

Yes it's funny how many young British lads died for Blair and Israel. Truly the master race!
Where's this empire you speak of btw? Can't see it anywhere!

>>126500792
bookies say no, they're at about 20/1, tories about 1/10

I think Labour have a chance to win.

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>>126499863

>t. increasingly desperate tory shill

>>126500989


Mecca
Tel Aviv

>>126501155
is there somebody I can call for you?

>>126501155
Who stole your skull?

Poland: We in union well, good money, salary as win in the lotto, we stay
https://youtu.be/CfCsT2KFNmE

>>126500910
MB got merked

>>126501166
I remember that happening in 2010, everyone was hyped about a rainbow coalition and then the Lib Dems allied with the Tories.

Although this time I figure the Lib Dems aren't stupid enough to make the same mistake twice.

>>126501214
>People on (((social media))) have spoken

I wonder how many times they have to be shown that their left wing electronic mob doesn't actually represent the real world before it sinks in.

>>126501242
>>126501246

>>>/bant/alz

>tfw have exploding head syndrome

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Anyone else not voting?

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>>126501486

>E.H.S.

>>126501486
>He had Slack Tongue syndrome

>>126501628
did u forget your first post m8?

>>126501628
Top kek

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>>126501628

>>126501379
Yeah, but back then LDs had like 60 seats, today they're bordering on irrelevant

This time the SNP are the real powerbrokers
desu I dunno how the SNP would go about it
they'd be crucified by their voters if they allowed theresa back in, but they also rely on anti-tory sentiment to whip up nationalist sentiment for independence (though corbyn as PM would be much more tolerant of a second referendum than May)

>>126500446
Yes, the president can.

Think about this scenario:
Trump says he wants to launch the entire nuclear arsenal, by holding the briefcase says no, he is shot and killed or if he gets out alive he's tried for treason. Either way the President gets to launch the nukes.

since our three branches of the highest government all stand on equal footing, and the top military commanders all advise Trump, Trump is considered to have the best judgement when it comes to national security.

>but muh Muslim ban got shot down
For starters, that will be cleared by the Supreme Court. Secondly, the Supreme Court specifically has no authority over the nuclear arsenal.

I encourage you to watch some documentaries about our arsenal capabilities on YT. Interesting as fuck is the training they receive to even sit in the bunker to be ready to even receive a call from the president to launch the entire arsenal.

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scares me till this day lads

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Reminder that the gap was narrower between Labour and Tories in 2015.

>>126500792
Not really no
Absolute worst result possible atm is a hung parliament, more likely result is Tories win an outright majority with either the same number of seats or increase

The increase in Labour vote share won't translate directly into seats

>>126501812
>"what're you lookin at smoothskin?"

>>126501628
Saw the gyppo's thread but I still laughed again, fuck

>>126501473
What a fucking shitshow

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A-anon, not all us Jews are bad, r-right

>>126501806
Portugal is know for paedophilia, and those two were staying at one of their friend's (Jorge Ritto) houses (who has after death revealed to be a paedophile) at the same of the kidnapping.

>>126501473
I have literal stomach cramps from laughing

>>126502131
He wasn't dead, excuse me. He was jailed for it.

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>>126502160
w...who are you?

>>126502222
Why don't you troll harder, nigger?
https://www.google.co.uk/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZisWwsfjHUNDjSNEjM0gs4Q724kSMW_1d-EyToRX2fosGyyDwl_1G8mTTegjahJgEU7p9CccQFBz4tF9IE36kgOogLEy_1J-nLOEC7l6og8V40OctRWuCTL_1OeDEY2Kb6_1nuef9NI5xGDRO73WsXWKZ2wcZHjrUJtXoSeeIm1NRB0Fe4NEnsrJWFZ74uIL52zyW7cXavTaJNCZufpejzwmrG6UinLhc9JqG0kb65grjKTXJNLwTyppYVZL1EuIv1-nYP39DAHsj-05sQ263VbFOtDXGgg7n8YNNT2T6N4z6OjuCHaBJEC2Fp2loaGRiAhPzZU5654-DvZdoJgqzzeecnt90-eY8qXX8y9-JSMjRcsmsBquBSxAqjVw8NEkuekKxxn57n5gFBR-PCF6rAYHRcBZ-2UpanQtH-jv290BGv-YwaLiO_1B_1YdGl8XoNUus19f51mCO8ypGeEogrCSCmfF7LItgC0QoHGz-SclcH8OFq9brRNy588KTdmH1eJ148QptKl8GgKcKW0ABhN0piKJmtYdKh1w7BMRowTcpbUkorloLwWxNYxqiD8hUBnBqG9fZZ6gklkeQpFLNfTv47S5PK_1hISBhmuKeTkZ4OefUJYHqvfU7l4cz-uAc1E5Ilo2z9IiCxnu62dY7CUs02OVJ9pWVWiCNXCMM6j1G9lDeNqzVoqGYuRMhSmYwBkE2Bi7uYX7Gerzya6nRexHlpvFugDE0A0YAkkW1tR-LE4vG5-tpfVCr4kO6Z0AH2WYI7D-OLp6LCgOvukUoLpbpWF6q6Mj0jGUmBRG7xqHpjTYaLqn7TQ7thKzug_15V1Ha2Q_134sr6lStkQIfx1VTmACNR1-mY5NVinXlNq7NMfjFtl1yipnPfQQlaVczLDsENuT4tA7M2hz6Flii1501IxfL1UxUQgfBJS2qpDNGDvF75-VqKidamcdi5zjLxuCDRK73o1TamlV3aLe0NF9xC1R3gPjMMepQpGaVU2WbYm56738WnUR-Oh1AtefWthq94acyos2CQzXhtkZVRlJB9Eqdl5DQRmX1HLRZuaa5PZjXtFIOLteeQVvJGC1agXju9A2ix_14oLm2dyeg2Uwb76QoIfmU1yiMUpTmBwzGKDx4UuNKpcZXr6xZUhvC4q4Au9NbxDCKn4XZvmH9IQ6zDroCJvAy97jOaUAyH68gSI-eTEXw9o1rSBp6pTaEgOIkFiQMFW79IU-VhnChBDiB9Q4gBBJzrAPf3bYz5kON2OaOpzNZzq-7YogDoPn6EnnLrIuaCnxIkjR-1tjnfe5jT1BnLL0QJwuKsW7jXbq-lPNarr_19NalxYzUSJmr-rjnJhMtKZPlCaqp9sdHjVqHu46VojPCHui6tAiOSsdOcjiWYRbDyjgDlXkNDCto_1yj6ki26-au0NhduPaNqIgEGzZGhGv_1HPUwtEKvVLrbVmyHMBP2aIbujEgmBnm-ZoZiJ6xzwrvyBoRM4nDyL-ByFaYs8KVcCXOTqYdzYHwvAK3i2s3A_1gQ6JV3ifP8ifefxje08Y0ZpemYjTPp7x57T8F6e1a9WsNQtnLWmWa1doItJIH1e_151OYP3guKbPiijbTV8myjqogl8cSHk3qax_1o58Dt3swcgV6BM-mlvr8lDo7K24UKlY2WNmJkaH0duHtL-xFPMkfnMsswFhAjHzJYy-IWvbLkn0rRCyYng&safe=off&gws_rd=cr&ei=ySkiWbSMNOyWgAaKhID4DA

>>126502222
>>126502257
It was funny the first couple times, its boring now

>>126502222
Don't overegg it m8.

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>>126502285
w... whats that?

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wtf is this fellow Brits?!

>>126502285
>should i post this link? it's pretty long
>fuck it, i will

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>>126502285

Kek, Milkman getting skimmed yet again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0UvlidXEPE

>>126502222

why haven't you responded to my last 30 questions?

>>126497299
>home turf
>15 upvotes

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How shit is your neighbourhood, lads?

Post em.

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>>126502537
ask someone with alzheimers anything

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>>126502420
>gluten free

>>126502588
Probably because that's the entire population of the board.

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>>126501812
>>126502222
>>126502257
Bugger lad, ruined it. Try not to milk it next time.

>>126502421
what happened?

>>126502777
checked

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ask someone with alz- HOOOOARGH GONNA EAT YOUR SPUNK

I LOVE IT

I am passionate about people.

Wether poor or rich, those age 3, 14, 29, 64, those black or white, religious or atheist, those with disabilities, people who live in council estates and the lucky few in mansions whilst the homeless sleep in railway arches. Those who have a neat 2.4 family and single mothers with 6 children to 4 different fathers. I care about economic migrants and those fleeing persecution/poverty and destruction.

Those LGBT+ people and their allies, even those who aren't as educated in diversity. Our lowest paid and our highest paid, those who clean floors and those who clean the backsides of our grandparents, even the highest paid chap at the bank. Everyone's right to marry, adopt and exist as a family unit as they see fit. Those who can't read and those who are degree educated, healthcare assistants, porters and surgeons, those with mental health conditions and those who haven't felt anxious in their lifetime.

Those who have a hot tub and those who have not enough money to keep the fridge on overnight. Those with drug and alcohol addiction issues and those who piss it up all bank holiday weekends without so much as a second thought. Those who have never worked a day in their life and those who have slogged on 18 hour shifts to make ends meet to put food on the table.

REAL 100% AUTHENTIC LIVING BREATHING HUMANS.

As a person with a mental health condition who identifies as LGBT+ and who has been deemed to sick to work. I have little or no hope, I fear I will be persecuted, that my family will have our household finances ruined and that I will be scrutinised for not working.

I give 99% of my time to helping those less fortunate than myself volunteering for long hours, every single day of the year, unpaid and undervalued, ignored, forgotten by the Tory government, often I help those who are FAR more fortunate than me, those who's spare income each month could run my entire household bills three, four or five times over.

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>>126502634
Wahey

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>>126502807
I don't remember. Ask me another question.

>>126497299
>heavy racism
I think they're calling you fat

>>126502862
People who I know vote Tory and frankly harbour distain and have a theory wether they admit it or not, of PEOPLE LIKE ME being "work shy, a leech on national funds, undeserving of help, overpaid for nothing, a strain on resources, contributing to the national debt and for frankly pulling the wool over the governments eyes"

And yet if this conservative government is reelected on the 8th June; I will likely face the decision of subsiding the winter fuel bill for my grandmother or buying my close relatives and friends Christmas cards (as we haven't done presents for years because we simply can't afford it)

We make ends meet, we cut back EVERY SINGLE DAY and we are careful but we are not comfortable; we dread the brown envelopes hitting the door mat to advise us of cuts in benefits, suspensions, welfare changes and exemptions being axed.

We will without doubt lose the small amount of inheritance we stand to gain from our grandparents and parents with more taxation and because it will now be auctioned off against social care and end of life care provisions for those; who we already rally round as they approach their 80's and 90's with NOTHING not so much as an offer of social care or support, in their own homes.

AFTER ALL THIS

Part of me still cares about those who clearly vote differently to myself; Because I am a 'people person' and I believe with my entire being that Britain should strive 'FOR THE MANY NOT FOR THE FEW'.

>>126502634
>>126502752
261

>>126497299
>come to 4chan to convince them to vote for corbyn
>end up redpilling myself

>>126502634
Whats the website?

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>>126502862
do you want to harvest my kidneys?

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>>126502862
>>126502943

>>126501799
Given that Sturgeon just ruled out council coalitions with the Tories, it's very unlikely that she'll allow the Tories to slip back into Westminister. Even if the Independence thing slips, playing the anti-Tory/Austerity card is the SNP's one fall back.

To be honest, a Labour/SNP deal would be the best outcome for the UK and the Nats, since it would allow Labour to put forward their plan for "home rule", shutting the Nats up for good. Where as, even if the Tories (backing a pro-UK vote) win again, all you're going to be left with is an unsated section of the electorate (around 40%) who will merely continue to push the issue, much like the same as everything that followed September 2014.

>>126499863
Face it. Phone polls disproportionally track the intentions of older voters who are consistent in turning out. It's a slip for May.

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>>126502634
Really skims my milk

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>tfw you’re old enough to remember this being an actual game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_D3VFfhvs4

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>>126502985
>>126502752
>>126502634
>>126503181

well boys...

>>126501675
Yep, can't be fucked with any of the cunts, lad.

No natsoc party so no vote. Fuck 'em all.

>>126503262
Where the fuck do you live?

>>126503262
try not to get raped whilst typing your next line mate

>>126503262
Whats the website???

>>126503177
Not to mention, wouldn't Corbyn go ahead with Brexit anyway? He seems to have no love for the EU, based on his past statements. So you get what you wanted from the start regardless.

>>126503044
https://www.police.uk/

>>126503181
>>126502985
Don't know if this is considered high....

>>126502535
Fucking hell Tim you spineless cunt

>>126501675
not sure.. there is a chance of getting rid of a sitting blairite, but the alternative is probably no better

>>126503309
Sunderland lol

I didn't even think it was that bad.

>>126503361
police.uk

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Parliament is abolished and you can give absolute rule to any past monarch, which one do you pick to uncuck Britain?

>>126503361
https://www.police.uk/
Just google crime map nigger
>>126503473
There are 17,000 people in my town, 80 crimes at least 100 of which were sex offences of one kind or another is pretty ridiculous

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City fags GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Needless to say this is fucking stupid because it doesn't take into account population size

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>>126502634
Jesus

>>126503583
One that chucked all the kikes out.

>>126503615
Could be a higher crime rate per capita you nonce.

>>126502634
285

>>126503646
Wonder how many were Paki rapists.
Oh wait, the police don't record those.

I get worse reactions at school if I say I'm voting Conservative than when I say I'm a member of the NBU

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>>126503262
lisburn, norn iron checking in

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>>126503615
>mfw i tell u this is my home village

>>126503681
Based Longshanks

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fuck lads

>>126503731
National Bee Unit?

>>126503646
Doesn't take into account population density though, and it lumps all crimes together

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wew

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>>126503262
Could be worse, I guess.

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>>126503443
>>126503443
>>126503443
>>126503443
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>>126503443

>>126503854
lmao enjoy getting raped tonight

>>126503854
DINGDINGDING
we has a winnar