Bald hate thread

lmao, this is one of the funnier slide threads i've seen yet

Baldness is an indication of high test, faggot

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>>126459484
>Baldness is a sign of high testosterone.
>tfw full head of hair

Agreed you should be the first to start to make an example

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>>126459673
>>126459679
Yeah danny de vito is the most alpha male in the universe , keep dreaming baldlet.

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most baldlets look like this

>>126459484

t.bald man presenting himself as fullhead shitposting against hairlets so others can prove him wrong

>>126459484
Until you realize that the Y chromosome doesn't carry the baldness genes you dumb shit.

FWIW am balding but have TE and not MPB. Turns out keeping the "urban Chicago" community out of jail as an attorney fucks your stress levels.

>>126459484
>not posting Kurt Eichenwald

>>126460302
U mad baldboi?

>>126459484
I kept my hair long for years precisely because I had such a luxurious head of hair. Then I buzzed it, and people were like "damn, not a bald spot anywhere!" That's right motherfuckers. All I've got is a handsome fucking widow's peak. Just receded enough to know I'm a mature male of my species, but yet thick enough that it remains uniformly distributed across my scalp.

>>126460447
Nah, I'm pretty happy living in a country with ample access to everyday needs and putting my white cock in all your women that immigrated here.

>>126459484
Translated for niggas:

Is there anythang up there mo' hideous than a funky-ass bald male?
I be 30 muthafuckin years oldschool n' where i work most of tha malez is already bald n' most of dem is even younger than mah dirty ass.i can peep tha envy up in they eyes when i show mah full head of afro , i be lookin like a gangbangin' fuckin lion.
We need ta gas subhuman baldlets, they make our asses look weak n' oldschool n' they is tryin ta introduce they bald genes ta healthy populations.
There is only one thang mo' pathetic than a funky-ass baldlet n' dat be a funky-ass baldlet whoz ass be also a manlet.

I'm 18 and have a thinning hairline already. I have a full head of hair but I can tell by the time I'm 30 I'll be bald as fuck. What to do then? Bosley or something? How does that even work ;-;

>>126459895
HE BENCHES 2 PLATE AT 70

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If you're going bald... like fully bald... the only way to wear it is "The Skinner". Don't go shaving it all to spare yourself the embarrassment. Wear it as it is. Proud and unashamed.

The only thing is, now you have to stay in shape. You have no other choice. Get fit, and wear your Friar Tuck hair like a fucking boss.

>>126459484
I've been living happy with my baldness for over a decade now, every two weeks I just electric shave myself. I'm also lucky I look good bald. Can't beat those 5 minutes showers and haven't bought a new shampoo bottle in 8 months.

>>126460874
Kekekek

>>126459484

>t. NIGGER 5 FOOT TALL DOMINICAN

>>126459673
it's an indication that your body cannot handle high test and converts it to the byproduct that makes you bald. learn some basic physiology.

>>126459484
Lol

Balding is game over if you're trying to fuck girls 18 - 25, the older ones don't care as much though.

Jews are boycotting baldness cure research.

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>>126459484

Sorry bro, bald people are cool, especially if they are smart, nice, or fit.

Bald people only suck if they look like perverts.

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head full of hair + 6 foot (or more) + muscles = eternal supply of pussy

no game needed, how can baldlets even compete.

>>126459673
Found the baldlet

>>126460685
Who writes shit like this to try to impress other turbovirgins on an anonymous imageboard?

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>>126459484

>tfw full and strong hair
>tfw dad was bald when he was my age

how long until i go bald /pol/?

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>>126459484
what's up, rathfish.

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>>126459484
If you are posting this on 4chan you're already worse than a baldlet

>>126461881
unless you are nt ukrainian it should not happen

>>126460949
To be fair his arms are only 12 inches long

>>126459484
You are a fucking genius,take this golden (you) award for this post

>>126459484

Bald master race reporting. Embrace your baldness

Hair is useless. Basically the most pointless thing to feel pride about. Are you sure you're not a woman?

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>>126462145

yeah my Family is originally from Lwów Galizia

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>>126459484
bald people are ug-

>>126459484

lol it's that fag ratfish from the misc

i may be a manlet but thank goodness i'm not a baldycoot

>>126462477
recognized him as well

>>126462419
Yeah....I've seen you about 1 year ago, discussing your heritage

>>126462576
>Manlet bragging about anything

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This isn't bant.

>>126459484
When your hair starts receding it will be the sweetest karma, by god only assholes like yourself deserve to be a bald manlet. I bet you would be such an insecure little bitch when you start to see your hair thinning

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>>126462639

And we are still both here on an anonymous imageboard talking about hair, niggers and politics.

living the dream

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If you read any interesting character of history , comics , novels ect , he always sport a head full of hair, can you image conan the barbarian without hair?,

>>126462576
to be fair there is surgery for baldness, you will however be a manlet forever :(

>>126462423
It doesn't matter how beautiful you are as a bald person, if you had hair, you would look better.

>>126463083

You are a nigger. Your myths include sunburns from picking sugar cane all day and putting mud in your hair to make dreads. Stop stealing the white mans stories

>can't grow facial hair well
>hardly any body hair except bum and light hair on legs and arms
Does this mean I won't go bald?

I wish i wasn't receding, but what can I do about it? I just keep my hair short.

>>126463378
Are you triggered by your baldness baldboi?

>>126460685
t. Bald fat LARPer.

>>126463430
It means you dont have much body hair thats all

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delet this thread right now or you won't have any teeth

>>126463472

You triggered by being a short nigger?

>>126463083
>conan removing kebab while a jew uses his vile jew sorcery to directly attack his credit score

>>126463740
your wife don't tell me that when she is on her vacation.

My father is bald, but I think it comes from your mother, not your dad. My grandad on my mom's side has a very similar hairline to me and has his hair. That said, theres nothing wrong with baldness. Just don't try to hide it or combat it. Acceptance of it is the most masculine thing I think.

>>126463430
are you me?

>>126459484
I'm balding
Here's what I think.
If you're balding and it hurt your confidence, you need to make the fuck up and shave that shit.
Bald heads aren't bad, cuucks who are afraid of them are.
If your a man and you hold your feelings so dear, you need to fuck off.
Get strong, shave that shit, and don't put up with pussy shit from yourself or others.

>>126463924
Might be.

>>126464018
Don't even need to shave it with a razor or whatever. Just buzz it really short like a Jason Statham kind of look. I think that or keeping the classic bald guy look is best and most confident.

Which would women generally prefer:

>5'2'' manlet with rich, full head of hair
>6'2'' guy who's got classic male pattern baldness

Assuming their income and other variables are the same.

>>126464557
funny question considering the fact that males under 6 feet aren't even considered "male" by females

>>126461765
Moar

>>126459484

Which is worse, thinning or receding?

I'm thinning a little around my temples but the hairline still looks pretty strong I think

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It look like you need to take the black pill.

>>126464557
I've seen girls bitch about guys that are 5'8" , i cant imagine 5'2"

>>126464557
they marry the rich guy and secretly get pregnant by the tall guy

>>126465273

Fucking thot watchtowers suddenly springing up to like 5'10 nowadays

>>126459484

Female to Male trannies suffer from this. Also hand discolouration, from the testosterone injections. There are many in the wild!

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Shave it all off. Worked well for me and my bro.

>>126459484
I started going bald back in high school. By the time I was 24 I had to just start shaving my head because I had so little hair left. I'd give my left nut to have my hair back.

>>126465818
You guys look fun tbhfam

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>>126465273
>5'8"

fuck

what's the big deal with balding? who gives a fuck? if I were bald I would just get one of these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrzsDvdBzIk

>>126459484
>t. Insecure bald man

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>>126460685
>Just receded enough to know I'm a mature
that's how it starts.

see you in 10 years.

>>126461016
man nature can be a motherfucking troll sometimes.

>>126459484

Are parents and grandparents a good indication of how your hair will end up? All of them had a full head of hair so I'm hoping and praying.

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Greeks who valued beauty and virility always made their statues with hair.

>>126466860
bald trump looks like curly nyuk nyuk nyuk

>>126467603
baldlets think trump would have won if he was a baldlet.

>>126459484

Baldlets like myself have to go the most alpha route they can and just cut that shit off. I'm full skinhead mode now. People can sense my power level and really assume that I'm a skinhead or something, lol. It doesn't help that I keep a serious face at work. I might look like shit but I'm perceived as alpha. I didn't choose this life, it chose me.

>>126459484

When you hit 50, half of men begin experiencing signs of hair loss.

It's just part of getting older. It sucks, but it's price we pay for being guys.

http://www.statisticbrain.com/hair-loss-statistics/

>>126461016
I'm actually hairier than this guy. I'm blonde though so it doesn't look as bad.

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>i look like a fucking lion

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>>126461016
fixed

>>126467757
shaved-balds are the worst. at my office, there's a handful of these guys with their shiny heads. I don't know why they don't just buzz it and look like humans. they're so self conscious that they'd rather completely shave it and create an illusion that they might be capable of growing hair when it's obvious to everyone around them that they're not - hence the clean shaved head. it's not a good look, no matter how aesthetic your facial structure and cranium may be.

>>126459484
learn to meme right, faggot
baldlet implies you can't be bald
the right let here is hairlet

>>126469437
Lanklet is correct and is used for tall people so baldlet is correct too

>>126459484
You sound very insecure. Is having more hair then bald men really all you hold on in your self proclaimed superiority? You must be a boring, talentless man.

>>126469066
Well, I don't shave I just keep it super short. I don't get the shiny head look. Yeah, you can still see my male pattern baldness but it's better that shiny head or growing it out. You have to accept that shit and not be a bitch about it. There is nothing more pathetic than that.

>>126459673

Test that you can't process.

I don't understand the manlet/badlet shaming? If you're 'superior' because you're not afflicted by those, why even bother? How are the manlets/baldlets even affecting you, if you're such a stallion that you're pulling in pussy left and right, while they get none? Something doesn't quite add up

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>>126459484
There is no excuse for balding, everybody can do surgery nowadays. I hate bald men they are fucking and ugly.

Hair loss is so easy to prevent it's insane.

>>126462423
He is ugly and a fucking manlet. All his movies are pure shit

>>126463134

I think some people look better with their hair super short, I think Statham would look uglier with long hair. I think it's because he has strong facial features. Sure, they could keep their hair short without balding but it just doesn't much matter, I think that's the point. The absolutely most attractive people may very well have longer hair but going bald is just not the end of the world or a huge hindrance with the ladies unless you are balding very young.

>>126470900
Trypophobia triggered

>>126459484
It something totally out of someones control. It's a damn shame there still isn't a cure. We aren't living in the future until there's a cure for baldness god damn it.
I'm not bald, but I hope they hurry. I'm 30 and it runs in some of the family.

>>126459484
What? Just have it all off don't keep the side stuff that looks weird...heard of vin diesel?

>>126470985
Except it's not. You think those billionaires are bald because they can't afford to fix it?

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>>126459484
Being a bald ugly fat manlet and living in your car ?

>t. Insecure low test beta

My dad is bald and shaves his dome. He gets more pussy than I do with a full head of hair. In fact, I won't even be mad if I do start balding in a few years (25 now) because I'll look just like him. Ladies love the jacked + bald combo, it's straight alpha male.

Vitamin D dumbasses.

>>126459484
If you die younger that would be more pathetic. Keep in mind pattern baldness probably reduces heart disease risk for older males by boosting vitamin d production. So if you don't bald then you will probably die younger and generally struggle to be as fit. And my lady only sees the top of my head when I lift her up so I don't see many negatives.

>>126472166
He's 6ft 1 though.

>>126471302
Rogain does work and the generic is cheap as hairspray.

Though if you use rogain or hairplugs for style, I'd suggest vitamin d supplements since extra vitamin d is probably the genetic advantage of baldness.

>>126472670
Says every manlet on the internet

>>126463904
>Father is bald
>Mother's family has perfect thick hair
>Mother's side grandfather had a full set of hair until he died
>I started to bald at 16

Seriously why did that happen to me? Why fucking why? What did I do to deserve this?

>>126464018
Shaved head looks bad on 99% of guys.
Unless you're a large fit white guy or black you will look retarded with a shaved head.
If you're younger than 30 do NOT shave your head. You look stupid.

Instead get a buzz cut or some military style hair cut. It looks WAAAAY better than a shaved cuck head.

>>126473021
I feel ya, I started balding at 22 but it happened after a I ended a two year relationship. I can remember how shitty I felt when I first saw a picture of me from a bird's eye view after years. Fucking obvious fading into a bald spot and I hadn't even noticed. I started taking medicine for it, it has sorta helped but I still get self-conscious when people stand directly behind me.

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>>126463904
>dad is bald
>grandfather on mother's side is bald
>grandfather on father's side died young so no idea
>uncles on both sides have hair

Full head of hair here at 25. May go bald in the future but I'll shave it and look like Ed Norton in American History X. I don't get why so many faggots make a big deal about hair, literally nobody cares unless you're a celebrity. If you have a good face you'll be attractive either way, but if you're ugly, no hair in the world will save you. AlphaDestiny on YT shaves his head bald intentionally just for the manly factor.

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>>126473021
you have 2 choices
1. shave it all
2. let it grow

>>126473630
I wouldn't touch the medication shit desu
It makes you feel gay(literally) and fucks up your sperm or something.
It fucked up my confidence really bad. I'm 18 now and finish high school in a week. You have no idea how brutal it is having the hairline of a 50 year old in high school. I went from almost graduating 1 1/2 years early to not going to class for an entire year(seriously).

The little things suck the most. Like not going out on a windy day because I'm afraid the wind will show my balding. Haven't rode a bike since I was 16 for that reason.

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The thing with being bald is you need to have VERY masculine facial feathures to pull it off. All these balding numales give bald a bad name, when in reality it can be the best look for some men.

>>126474647
>It makes you feel gay(literally) and fucks up your sperm or something.
It affects your libido, and I haven't noticed anything. That medication is the whole way to stop the spread.

>>126474647
It makes you gay? Wtf are you talking about

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>>126474248
Shaved hair looks autistic.
Unless you look ripped or black it's actually worse than a comb over.
I'm 18 and have acne so I can't pull off anything a 30+ year old can do. I can't grow facial hair either.

I'm cutting my hair like pic related for now on. Any sort of military looking hair cuts look good for us balding guys. Especially if you're still young like me.

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CRISPR/CAS-9

KROX20/SCF


LOOK IT UP BALD LADS

>>126474732
that guy's not balding, just has a typical black hairline. if he had male pattern baldness, he wouldn't be considered so attractive

>>126475041
I mean you have no sex drive.
I did it for a while and instantly I couldn't jerk off or anything. SSRIs do the same thing to me.

I can't take that shir anymore since I'm joining the army and I'm pretty sure I'll piss hot for something. It would be really embarrassing to fail a drug test for balding drugs lol

>>126459484
You're not balding because you're beta. Real men have testosterone and go bald.

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>>126475778
sure

>>126475778
>>126476051
The testosterone that determines male-patterned baldness is a separate chemical from the testosterone that we associate with Chad Thundercocks. Being beta has nothing to do with baldness.

>>126476291
yeah, it's probably the other way around, going bald cause some guys to become insecure and beta

Tfw 18 and receding hairline on the sides.
Should I just off myself, /pol/?

Sage this shit.

>>126476930
consider suicide my aquafresh friend

>>126467477

Except socrates dumb nigger

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>>126459484

GOD EMPEROR TRUMP IS BALD, FAGGIT

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>>126459484
do not listen this nigger. in Dominican Niggerepublic there is only monkeys and niggers.

>>126461881
Baldness is passed down through the mother.

>>126475489

>having no sex drive "makes you gay"

Lolwat. Have you ever met a gay man

>>126478685
fake fact

>>126478284
Nice VPN haitian

>>126478685
no, you can get it from both parents

>>126478797
Honestly doesn't matter to me cuz both sides of my family are full of baldies. Currently losing mine fast, will probably shave it this year.

What would rather be:

> 5'6" with full head of hair forever

> 5'9" going bald in your late 30s

> 6'1" going bald in your early 20s

> 6'9" with a huge dick, but going bald in your late teens and with a huge birthmark on your scalp shaped like a cock and an allergy to wigs and hats

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>>126459484

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>>126459484
Baldness should be illegal imo

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>>126460302
Being bald is worse than being a nigger fucking niggerlesshair

>>126479545
>5'9" going bald in your late 30s

Could it be not taking the sun enough?

>>126459484
I have a glorious head of hair and look like I'm in my 20s despite being early 30s.

My feeling is that guys who embrace the bald look get a free pass.

It's the people who still try to do their hair the way they always have despite having much less of it that need to off themselves.

>>126459484
Testosterone and baldness correlate. No wonder you hate it.

>>126479913
I'm 5'7.5 and would rather have hair.

I'm sure I won't ever go bald have you seen a bald Indian? Nope and my dad was brown Indigenous heritage and mom from Germany I won't go bald

>>126479549
just be alpha theory confirmed

>>126460302
You get paid to unleash animals who could be locked in cages. You force them upon society.

You deserve to lose more than hair.

Sorry Anon, Nigger defense attorneys join their clients on the day of the rope.

I promise to make it quick

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>>126459673
It means your follicles are not resistant to DHT. If it was you would never lose a hair.

I'm so very bald:(

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>>126480301
I'm happy to see polacks being bald those who say
>Muh genetics
But have bald, cancer and short life span in their families

>>126459679
>>126459673
It's actually a sign of high DHT faggots, stop masturbating and you won't lose your hair.

>>126480301
Baldness is more about the stress.

>>126480747
>what's wig
>what's hair implants

>>126480776
50% of muslims are inbred, losing hair is nothing compared to that.

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>>126481114
Why is that relevant just saying that I get called a subhuman (wich didn't happen before the election) and I'm being called by these people that are bald have acne fat or are even Neets while my family doesn't have records of balding cancer and my grandpa died at 107 2 years ago (he was German or polack Idk Germain had blue eyes).

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Most baldies also have a moon face.

>>126481521
What's a mooon face

>start balding at 22
>dont do anything about it until 26

Just turned 27 and my hair is all good now. Thank kek for blessing me with a good response to hair meds

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>>126459484
>.i can see the envy in their eyes when i show my full head of hair , i look like a fucking lion.
m8, you hate yourself for not being bald

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REMINDER, THIS WILL SAVE YOUR HAIR:

Balding is caused by DHT, certain individuals are sensitive to DHT due to a mutation in one of our Caucasian ancestors. DHT is an androgenic sex hormone that helps with libido recovery, sperm production, muscle recovery, and explosive strength.

DHT is increased tenfold when you masturbate frequently, this is caused because when you orgasm you lose lots of sperm and DHT, which signals your body to begin production of DHT, which attaches to hair follicles.

Once you stop masturbating, your hair should stop falling out. If you have naturally high DHT, which is known as Aggressive Male Pattern Baldness, then you will likely lose your hair anyways, but at a much slower rate. Other individuals may see gains in their hairline where they were previously shedding, and they also may notice that their hair is thickening.

If you use creatine stop using it immediately, it increases DHT production by nearly 300% and will cause early onset baldness. Do not take Rogaine or Propecia unless you are fully aware of the consequences.

Cliffs:

>STOP MASTURBATING
>this is not a nofap post

Attractive men with hair are attrative.

Attractive men without hair are attractive.

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>Edgy 16 year olds who think they'll never experience balding: The Thread

>>126463083
>can you image conan the barbarian without hair?
Mr.Proper on a fucking rampage with an axe.

>>126482561
Applies to masculine-attractive faces, but if you have boyish good looks, then bald only makes you look impotent.

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>>126482441
Words of wisdom.
But what about edging? Does precum production also causes an increase in DHT levels? Saw a nofap post about this and it really made me think.

>>126482798
>Edgy 16 year olds who think they'll never experience balding: The Thread
Im 25, my grandpa of 75 has head full of hair, more than many ppl in their 30s.
I think im good.

>>126480718

Mueller has good hair for a 90 year old

>>126483175
>Does precum production also causes an increase in DHT levels?

Yes. Not as much as normal masturbation, but edging is actually worse than regular fapping. For two reasons:

1. It greatly increases the production of sperm.

When you edge you are continually about to fall off a cliff, which fools the dopamine receptors into thinking you are about to cum, which causes them to make more of it, which is why after an hour of edging you will cum far more than you would've if you only jacked off for 5 minutes.

2. You will give in eventually.

No man save for Jesus himself can resist the temptation of edging every day or nearly every day. You will build up a massive deposit of semen which is aided by DHT, rendering your efforts useless, and when you do give in, the body will work to reproduce your semen, which would've lived for 74 days without spiking DHT if you didn't touch your willy.

Not fapping is the only natural answer, and if that doesn't work I guess you'll just have to hop on hair loss meds and risk permanent impotence.

>>126483950
Then you run a higher risk of prostate cancer.

>>126483197
Marc Messier's bald.. Ryan Getzlaf is bald.. some of the best sports players are. All are far more alpha than any of these hair conspiracists.

>>126484202
This is the most hilarious meme that 'tards keep spouting.

DHT actually increases the size of your prostate and leads to prostate cancer, not the other way around.

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why are many nu-males always bald?
and not kinobald where the head shines like a sphere, but with little dots of hair that look weak?

>>126484444
There are negatives to it, don't try to paint it as one-sidedly good.

Another thing is that your dick will shrink maybe half an inch from non-use. It's a tissue which swells with blood and the more you use the better it works (and yes jelqing does work if done rigorously). You can gain it back though but you have to start using your dick repeatedly.

LOL, you aware?

>>126480781
>>>126459679
>>>126459673
>It's actually a sign of high DHT faggots, stop masturbating and you won't lose your hair.
Need some sauce on that pasta

>>126483950

But I'm already pretty much bald

If I hadn't known this 10 years ago maybe I'd have stopped

Think I'll just it's just keep fapping and reap the benefits of muscle recovery

>>126484947
Blood naturally fills your penis chambers throughout your sleep, and it is why you wake up with morning wood. To say you lose half an inch is quite an exaggeration.

Furthermore if you have someone to stick your dick inside of you won't have to worry about this problem anymore, and if you already have them locked down you probably don't have to worry about balding anymore.

Even so, I would bet that many of the men here would gladly lose half an inch of penis for a full head of hair.

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>>126463134
Really?

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>>126485288
What is your norwood level?

>>126485364
>Blood naturally fills your penis chambers throughout your sleep, and it is why you wake up with morning wood.
Google that. There's no evidence of that being any kind of "natural dick maintenance" function, it's just your body blocking you from urinating.

Dick health works with the slogan 'use it or lose it'.

>>126485492
>tfw II

>>126461881
yea, you look like what a 4channer would look like. I bet you listen to metal

>>126484444
>DHT actually increases the size of your prostate and leads to prostate cancer, not the other way around.
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

please god oh please why is the internet filled with fools

ESTROGEN causes the prostate to grow. THE PROSTATE HAS THE SAME ONCOGENES AS THE UTERUS.

larger prostate produces more DHT

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>>126485611

>>126461016

the fuck is up with those zippers?

>>126485563
>There's no evidence of that being any kind of "natural dick maintenance" function

Look pal I know you want to be a contrarian and all, but if you did a simple google search you would have your answers.

>>126485817
>NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
>please god oh please why is the internet filled with fools
>ESTROGEN causes the prostate to grow. THE PROSTATE HAS THE SAME ONCOGENES AS THE UTERUS.

As with you, do your research.

My hairline is slowly receeding. Probably in line with most men my age. I'm fortunate to at least look like it isn't receeding too much.

I looked into Jewish hair loss solutions and found their either have a high risk of speeding it up plus dependency or they cause permanent erectile dysfunction.

I guess you can't stop the train comin'...

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Gregg "Opie" Hughes is a bald fag.

Bam Margera made a sex tape with his wife.

>>126485927
it's a mirrored image m8

>>126460665
Jew genes will make you bald

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>>126459484
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Kirkland-Minoxidil-5-Extra-Strength-Men-Hair-Regrowth-Solution-6-Month-Supply-/301831488855?hash=item46468f0557

Buy it faggots.

>>126460302
>voluntarily selling your soul to get paid to defend people you know are guilty
>voluntarily living in chicago
Greed is a hell of a drug

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>>126485611
>>126485887
>>126486042

Another natural method which is very effective in halting or helping the receding hairline, is this fucking deathtrap, the dermaroller.

The dermaroller opens up pores and greatly increases absorption rates of vitamins, toxins, and minerals. It damages the dermis which sends the body a signal that it needs to repair it, which will in turn lead to the body repairing the surrounding area. Research on the effect of hairloss is minimal (pharmacies would never fund this), but user-based studies have shown that it has a good effect in preventing hairloss and repairing it.

When used with Minoxidil, or Rogaine, users have reported massive hair growth.

>>126459484
Bald at 30 must suck. The rest of your life you will look like an egg, and your only 30.

>>126475372
get glasses

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>>126486529

Here is a picture of what happens when dermarolling is used in turn with Rogaine, when the absorption rates are greatly increased.

>>126461047
>I look good bald
Whatever you have to tell yourself

>>126480793
Genetics.

>>126475165
You're 18 and balding? Wow that's fucking depressing. Once I combed my hair and saw like 4 hairs and freaked out that I was going to be a bald faggot. Luckily it was nothing.

Don't believe any of the bald fags. If you go bald I can 100% promise you will never get laid and people won't like you until your 40

Save up money and get a hair transplant.

>>126482441
>Balding is caused by DHT,
t. big fat fucking retard

>>126486426
Rogaine (Minodoxil):
- Is only indicated for crown hair loss (it has little to no effect on hairline, which most men use it for)
- Hastens the shedding of hair and does not guarantee that hair will grow back as advertised
- Has been known to actually cause hair loss
- Any hair grown back will fall out again literally weeks after stopping treatment

Don't trust this product the Jews are trying to sell you.

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>>126463735
>canada
>trying to be funny or threatening

I went bald but got microscalp pigmentation done and now still pull young bitches because the illusion of a hairline and full head of hair is there. Really amazing what how simple shading can make you look so much better.

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>>126486426
Buy a spray bottle like this at Dollar Tree. Empty and rinse it out with water. Put the Minoxidil in it. I only put one 2 oz bottle in at a time and fill it like 1/3 up. Spray it on your hairline & crown 1-2 times a day.

So apparently having a lot of sex/ jacking off make you bald. Wow. This thread has changed my life. Now I will wear a chastity cage and have flowing locks of hair.

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>>126459673

>>126487014
BTW this shit gets fucking itchy so spray it lightly and keep your hair short so it doesn't itch. Better to have short hair than no hair.

>>126486426
I rather go bald than start using jew products that have no effect

>>126487658
Then go bald.

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Here's the real question-
Can you reverse hair loss? Even if just a little bit?

>>126488044
Yes I think so. See my posts above.

So much misinformation in this thread and pseudoscience. Baldness is caused by DHT. Just because you are balding that does not mean that you produce more DHT than other males, it could just mean that your scalp is more sensitive to DHT. This is due to genetics. The only known treatment to balding are, rogain, fin and hair transplant. Everything else you read in this thread is bullshit and pseudoscience.

>>126459673
DHT>Test
It's common sense one is responsible for your dick growth and harden masculine features and the other is a slightly anabolic compound.

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>>126486709
Lol look up rsdtyler, dude gets laid like Attila the Hun

I had hair down to my ass, but shortened to shoulder lenght recently. I'm close to 29 and getting better hair as time goes. Maybe i should go full viking and add a thick beard to it.

>>126459484
>mfw 22 years old and have receding hairline

Lucky thing is, there's no sign of thinning anywhere so it might stop here for a while before continuing again, but since both my dad and grandad are bald, there's not much hope.

I'm holding out for medical advances to put a stop to it.

Any /pol/ approved ways to stop baldness from happening? I know of Finasteride but apparently 1% of men who take it get erectile dysfunction and manboobs. I also know about Minoxidil, but apparently your hair will fall out again after you stop using it.

>>126459484
>when I show my full head of hair
what a fucking FAG
I'm not bald but I always shave my head 'cause it looks manly as fuck

>>126489730
I wish I could do that. My hair has always been something I get complimented for so the idea of going bald is terrifying

>>126459673
But i have hypogonadism

>>126466860
Almost everyone's hairline recedes at least a little bit when they get into their mid 20s though.

>>126459484
>See bald guy
>Fuck that asshole for not having hair on his head
> t.OP

This is not like fat shaming at all, it is just genetics. Some men lose their hair before others.

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>>126459484
This guy will fuck your girlfriend.

>>126488403
Yeah with typical american barsluts or LA cunts because of his status. For the most part. Not saying that's all there's to him, just that game is mostly a waste of time when you have basic social skills in place. Then, focus on doing what he actually does ( status & money ) rather tgah on what he says.

I gotta give him credit for feeding me baby redpills early on but the dude is such a fucking farce.

>>126488733
>I'm holding out for medical advances to put a stop to it.
ahahahahaha read into the medical industry, especially hair loss research and enjoy your newly discovered depression.

Checked though.

>>126460904

Start usin minoxidil (rogaine) right away. I srarted using it 3 months ago and I have seen a big improvement.

I bought kirkland minoxidil on amazon.

>>126485492


V/VI

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Now you see it

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>>126494928
Now you don't

>>126494141
>fucking bitches is a waste of time
It's literally the point of life

>>126486426
I used his on my beard to grow a thcker one and it works lul

>>126482441
>"Many misconceptions exist about what can help prevent hair loss, one of these being that lack of sexual activity will automatically prevent hair loss. While a proven direct correlation exists between increased frequency of ejaculation and increased levels of DHT, as shown in a recent study by Harvard Medical School, the study suggests that ejaculation frequency may be a sign, rather than a cause, of higher DHT levels.[50] Another study shows that although sexual arousal and masturbation-induced orgasm increase testosterone concentration around orgasm, they reduce testosterone concentration on average (especially before abstinence) and because about 5% of testosterone is converted to DHT, ejaculation does not elevate DHT levels.[51]"
>t. Wikipedia

>>126495415
LOL

>>126495075
Idk man call me a beta or whatever the fuck you want. I can call you a monkey on the other hand and we won't get anywhere.

Personally, deep down I always just wanted a nice girl to settle down with, then I got into this bs and took it to the other extreme. Didn't even do it for that long, but having options made me realize how pointless it is and how empty it feels.

If it makes you fulfilled, good on you. I fucking wish it did it for me, with the state of current women and all.

>>126485492
Between I and II

>>126496063


I don't know what to beleive anymore.

Does jerkin the gherkin 6 times a day turn you into a bald, hairy assed shrimp dick or not?

>>126459484
>30
>Everyone says I look 20
>full head of hair
>not fat

God, I love having superior genetics.

Pablo Picasso was 5'2", fat, bald, and ugly,and he never met a woman that he wanted to fuck that he didn't.

I'm 27 and balding, know what i do? I put on a baseball cap.

>>126494963
What is dis

My scalp used to constantly itch and I shed lots of hairs everyday but it's mostly completely stopped when I started using nizoral shampoo a few months ago, thank you /fa/

>>126461264
>it's an indication that your body cannot handle high test and converts it to the byproduct that makes you bald. learn some basic physiology.

False, every makes DHT from their testosterone, with people who bald the problem is that their hair follicles are sensitive to DHT whereas people who don't bald have DHT resistant follicles.

>>126497107
Shave your head lad.

>>126459484
i wouldn't call it pathetic since there's not really anything anyone can do about it, but I do feel bad for those guys that start balding before 30.

I'm 33 and my hair is definitely thinner now compared to when I was in my 20s, but I'm still nowhere near bald, and don't have any bald spots, so I'm happy with it for now.

I'm reasonably muscular and plan to continue working out so once I do start balding I'll probably just shave it all off and go full skinhead, should be fine with my body type. Only works if you've got a somewhat athletic body imo, if you're skinny or fat and you go skinhead you'll most likely look like a faggot

>>126496063
>wikipedia
>implying pharmacies dont edit the articles to fit their agenda

get the fuck out of here ape

>>126461765

>tfw you're over 6', full head of hair, have muscles, but got married

>>126468640

You missed a spot.

>>126488733

Best options are FUE and Propecia. Though Propecia will give you sides, you gotta take a lower dose than 1mg a day if you do.

>>126496144
>>126495075

Sexing the occasional girl is a good thing in general, but the most high is just staying with a girl you got together with when you were both teenagers.

>>126497456
>My scalp used to constantly itch and I shed lots of hairs everyday but it's mostly completely stopped when I started using nizoral shampoo a few months ago, thank you /fa/

Heh I recommended Nizoral a few months ago on /fa/, you were likely talking to me.

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>>126497272
Hair replacement system AKA hair piece AKA wig

Look at the Haitian taco

>>126500692
>>126497272

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzR1hPqNVDI

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>>126502381

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>>126502411

>>126459484
24 and noticing my hair is thinning a fucking lot.

Are there ANY supplements you take to thicken it? Let me know. Otherwise the plan is to put on muscle and shave it bald by my 30s.

I'd consider wearing a hairpiece, but not really for myself, but for the people around me. Nobody wants to stare at a bald head. It reminds them of death. Even a fake looking hairpiece is often better than nothing.

>>126459484
I'm 5'5 and bald, what's up OP

>>126498321
why do females go bald?

little old Asian ladies seem to go bald pretty regularly, and they have low T and thick hair.

Ugh I have to get a haircut....AGAIN......

>"Just non-balding guy things"

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My grandpa was an ex-/pol/ack with Alzheimers. His sickness has progressed so badly that he can no longer read off the computer screen. He is letting me read all your responses.

He says that for this AMA he will only respond to people if they refer to him as Alzheimer Gramps. He fought in the trenches as a Nazi during World War 2 and has eight confirmed kills (excluding the Jews he killed in the gas chambers). He is offering everyone a warm welcome and he is ready for any questions you throw his way. His bedtime is 6:15pm so he can only handle a few short responses. He needs his sleep.

>>126502411
he has such nice hair on the sides
why is he bald

>>126502640
There are hair fibers like Toppik that give your hair a thicker look

>>126459484
>caring about another man's hair or lack thereof
lol

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stob it :DDDD

>>126459484
Ayy klk.

Seriously though, like 80% of males past 25 are balding here.

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>>126463134

Statham is one of the like 4 people in existence that actually looks better bald. He's a manlet though too so day of the rope, he needs to go.

>>126480932
>what's integrity

>>126503252
you know what i think it is
high t
too much porn and sexualization everywhere

men produce more t so they get a hairless head with a bunch of hair in the body

>>126463134
You'd think that, but the fact of the matter is most balding people never had good hair. There was always the opportunity to have good hair since you could style it and shit when you had it, but of these people never did it anyways.

>>126469066
Shaved heads look cool and badass, that is if you can pull it off, which a lot of guys definitely can.

>>126503482
Idk what it is, but even I've noticed some thinning, but just in one area though. I'm 21.

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>High testosterone levels

>>126482441
Theres no way this shit is true.

>>126504046
It isn't, or else people that have a lot of sex would have different rates of baldness. It's physically the same.

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>>126504046
it is but i like to masturbate

>>126504218
>all known male porn actors are blad
>just a coincidence

>>126459484
Anyone else here take a 23andme.com dna test? I took it and it said only 14% of the people with the same genes as me have hair loss before 50, comapred to the average european man who has like a 32% chance I think IIRC? So I guess i'm genetically gifted in that way.

>>126486664
Facts are facts, my presumptive obese friend.

>>126504451
Well now that my search history is full of male porn actors, I can say with great confidence you're fucking wrong. The only bald male actor anyone talks about is the guy who takes it in the ass from trannies.

If you're going to be bald- do it right. Get rid of everything including eyes brows. It's what I do.

>>126504872
Very few people can pull this off without looking like wojak.

>>126488251
This man speaks the truth.

>>126504807
why do you look up trannys tho
dont you know the bald guy from brazzers?
i mean i dont know many male porn stars but it's true man, maybe you dont want to stop watching porn

>>126505088
I don't watch porn. The only reason I know about this guy in particular is because /tv/ posts him a lot. Out of the myriad of male porn stars posted here, he's the only one with no hair.

I was scalped fighting Indians.

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w-who high test a-a-alpha male he-r-re?

>>126501598
He actually looks quite good.

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>everyone in my family has full heads of hair
>thought I was safe
>started balding at age 24
>now 25 and temples have already receding/thinned quite a bit

It's not enough to be truly noticeable to anyone but me, but it's caused me to change up how I wear my hair. Used to just have it all brushed back, but now I let it flop down at the sides to hide the receding temple parts. At this rate, I'll probably be a full-fledged baldy by 30, although I hopped on finasteride, so hopefully that buys me some time.

This thread has done nothing but confuse me, my hair is starting to thin really bad on top and somewhat at the front but my hairline is still pretty much in tact(I'm 23), I had bought a 6 month supply of minoxidil off amazon but now I'm not sure if it's worth it or not. are the side effects really that bad? should I just throw it out?

Does my chronic masturbation make my situation worse or not? What about Biotin? is that shit bad too? Help me /pol/.

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>>126505753

Live damn it Live!

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>>126505753
I know that feel

>>126459484

>>>/bant

>>126479602
H O T

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