Brit/pol/ - Nonce Cartoons Edition

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Fuck corbyn and fuck commies.

>30 posts early edition

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Fyrest for Ænglaland

>>126356904
Shit

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>>126356870
Better dead than red.

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>>126356700
anime

Why are anime tits so fucking awesome? Like holy shit

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>>126356870

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>tfw your lecturer throws in these little gems in his presentation
Reminder that the tories will fuck things up long term.
Don't vote for them if you care about your freedoms

>>126356858
>adopt a swiss-style healthcare system
>policy for completely unregulated internet
>invest in development of our overseas territories
>anti-free trade, British industry should get preferential treatment over foreign
>start drilling antarctic oil, fuck the penguins
>Push back the green belt - Super cities or bust
>loosen gun controls
>points based immigration system

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>>126356870
why is the still photograph of this incident completely different with no microphone and the guy coming in from the left to attack

Nu-brit/pol/ is shit
Shitty editions
No banter
Tripfags are all boring and shitty
People unironically supporting labour
Oversaturation of peter hitchens every five fucking posts like it's somehow witty

I hope all your chips are undercooked and your batter is soggy.

>>126356975
what a shit tory boy, leddit tier meme

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>>126357377
>i mean i hate this place but i'll still stay here, yeah

>>126357362
In that photo, the boy is withdrawing from the attack, dumbass.

>>126357377
why not actually contribute you fucking nonce

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>>126357377
>1PBTID

>>126357362
That's after the initial thrust

>>126357377
>>126357412
You too going Jail as Paedos .. wake up Mummy has Deastroyed YOU LOL
let that sink in LOL

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>>126357377
Paki.

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LADS

SHE'S 16. SHE'S PERFECTLY LEGAL. "MUH NONCE" FAGS CAN GTFO.

Tell me ONE REASON

J U S T O N E

U

S

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O

N

E

Reason why I shouldn't vote for Corbyn. Well, go on.

for me, its the monster raving loony party

>>126357653
Blairism lingers on?

Besides that go for it.

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>>126357653
>finnish tankie in our thread
Get back to your own shill thread.

>>126357686
Spoiled ballot master race here

Literally NOTHING wrong with nonce cartoons and the fact I have been sitting watching them all day despite final exams for like 20% of my entire degree happening next week

It's only philosophy degree anyway so you know it's like how much effort do I want to put into turning my 3rd rate golden turn into a 1st rate golden turd

>>126356700

Amagi Brillant Park was KINO and made by Full Metal Panic guy

>>126357412
Dont get angry at me that your system has failed in every single country it has been implemented. Who am i kidding, you only believe in what momentum pay you to.

How illegal is it to blockade a polling station?

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>>126357377
>chips

>tfw 7 years of Tory rule have ruined this country and another 5 would hammer the nails into the coffin

Will the Turkey's vote for Christmas again?

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>>126357653
>voting for this

>>126357819
>Eating Halal
Kill yourself paki loving nonce

>>126357721
I just dropped by here but this general sucks so I'm leaving bye :^)

No politics are discussed here, only anime posting, tripcuntery, big soup, hitchens and MUH MUMMY MAY.

Angloposting was the last redemption of this board but even they fucked it up.

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>>126357726
Non voting master race here

>>126356700
I kinda miss being a neet and having the time to watch cartoons

>>126357819
>He eats Mr Paki's Mystery Meat

>>126357901
all the cruelty makes the meat extra delicious
like foie gras

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>>126357653
>Voting for a literal Communist

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>>126357653

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>>126357904
Please drop by on the 8th of June to see what we think of socialism in this country.

>unironically voting for a strong woman who isn't strong enough to defend herself from Corbyn in TV debates

>>126357927

How are you spoiling your ballots boys?

I'm trying to decide on the best penis render to go for.

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Corbyn will not ban anime. May will.

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>>126357901
turks do it better you've been eating at shit paki joints and it's gotten to your stomach I can tell

>>126358033
>Making banks
>communist

wiz off tory HQ

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>>126358096
>implying she wasn't afraid of getting nutt'd

>>126358025
Its not meat.

I worked in a Kebab shop once - they only hire English girls to work on the phones and are constantly chatting them up. They only buy Halal meat and the owner of the shop was busy buying family homes so he could partition them into 5 room rentals so he could bus his mates over from Turkey to live there and work for him on the cheap.

IF you give money to these places you should be shot.

>>126357626
She's also not real, so laws shouldn't matter.

>>126357377
>I hope all your chips are undercooked and your batter is soggy.

Implying I eat take out shit. 117 pounds and proud, m8.

>>126357180
Because they are faked cartoons.

AMAGI BRILLIANT PARK IS COMING TO BONGLAND UNCUT.
>AMAGI BRILLIANT PARK IS COMING TO BONGLAND UNCUT.
AMAGI BRILLIANT PARK IS COMING TO BONGLAND UNCUT.
>AMAGI BRILLIANT PARK IS COMING TO BONGLAND UNCUT.
AMAGI BRILLIANT PARK IS COMING TO BONGLAND UNCUT.
>AMAGI BRILLIANT PARK IS COMING TO BONGLAND UNCUT.
AMAGI BRILLIANT PARK IS COMING TO BONGLAND UNCUT.
>AMAGI BRILLIANT PARK IS COMING TO BONGLAND UNCUT.
AMAGI BRILLIANT PARK IS COMING TO BONGLAND UNCUT.
>AMAGI BRILLIANT PARK IS COMING TO BONGLAND UNCUT.
AMAGI BRILLIANT PARK IS COMING TO BONGLAND UNCUT.
>AMAGI BRILLIANT PARK IS COMING TO BONGLAND UNCUT.

http://www.bbfc.co.uk/search/releases/amagi%2Bbrilliant%2Bpark
http://www.bbfc.co.uk/search/releases/amagi%2Bbrilliant%2Bpark
http://www.bbfc.co.uk/search/releases/amagi%2Bbrilliant%2Bpark

>>126358069
that is literally true though
i think maybe there is at least one famous finnish big company, possibly telecommunications?
spurdo is finland's biggest achievement since the hyperwar

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>>126358017
>muh english cuisine

>>126358096

>TV debates
>just a pleb popularity contest

Cuck your shit up m8

>>126357626
>ID
lol

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>tfw you can't find the tape to tape up your tie

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How does it feel to know we outclass you in every way imaginable economically and in relation to infrastructure?

>>126357377
>I hope all your chips are undercooked and your batter is soggy.

Thanks for the laugh Nigel. I was really pissed off after reading about that sheboon double nigger at Princeton getting her doctorate in Mathematics and her thesis were cartoons and slogans saying to make room for her and other SJW bullshit.

>>126357819
>The owners of a kebab shop which sold food contaminated with human faeces have been ordered to pay compensation to customers who became ill.
Eat shit, laddie.
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-34337626

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>>126358136
>wasting your time actually turning up to a polling booth

Nah mate, I'll be snorting coke off of Mr Spoiled ballots wifes tits while he's giggling about the poorly drawn swastika on his meaningless bit of card.

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>>126357867
Wow this ..

Stop being a new fag ok You going jail as Paedo so start crying to Mummy kid , Tory voter got =Karma !

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May must be purged.

>>126358297

>possibly communications

Nokia you bellend

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>>126358321
Sorry Ahmed. I don''t care.

I eat Pie and Mash anyway as my go-to snack.

>>126358347
Hey man, it's thanks to the TV debates that Trump had the chance to prove his worth.

If May can't even take on an old socialist, is she really ready to share a room with the Don?

So, owing that all parties are mostly idiotic, what would an ideal party, actually capable of winning more than 1 or 2 seats look like?

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>Down Sainsburys earlier getting some bits
>Spotted a pack of smoked and peppered Herring
>Never had Herring before so I figured why not
>It was dirt cheap too
>Eating it now
>Bones everywhere

Fucking hell lads, it's beyond delicious but these bones are a fucking nightmare.

>>126358414
I have no idea what you're on about but I appreciate your use of the word Mathematics instead of Math

>>126358457
what?

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>>126358413
We have higher wealth per capita than you.
>inb4 GDP
Means fuck all in terms of quality of life.
>inb4 quality of life
That index includes arbitrary criteria like (not in my words) "gender equality".
How does it feel to know you won't make 8 million again?

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Why does Jeremy hate the United Kingdom so much?
>pic related

>>126358428

Jokes on you.


My wife is a muslim.

>>126356936
celts are turds

>>126358532
that looks depressing

>>126357653
>IRA sympathiser

>>126358534

Yeah, and fuck Trump.

>>126358709
Oswald Mosley?

>>126357904
fuck off lower class chinky scum

>>126358413
>we outclass you in every way imaginable economically
>Tax haven
>Owned by germany
>Has the euro
>The STATE that Irish water's in
>The STATE of Dubin Bus
>The STATE of Irish rail

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>>126358136
benis :-DDDDD

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Enjoy being arrested /britpol/

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>>126356998
You know that's Miranda, not Barbara, right?

>>126358664
>suprised a commie backed the IRA

How will he ever recover?

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>>126357362
>Right-wing groups celebrated Asanuma's assassin as a martyr; they gifted a burial coat, kimono, and belt to his parents and performed a memorial service for him. They celebrated the fiftieth anniversary of the assassination in Hibiya Park in October 2010.

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>helping the poor

>>126358033
Posts this shyte where he will be in Prison soon By Mummy May , yes you a Paedo an your logs /ip saved , you are Jail , and Lifes Ruined for posting here an Loving Tories thats= Karma
I am loving jailing so many tories here /Gchq was a boring job they said .. WINRAR !

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>>126357867

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>>126358914
Ye

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>>126357738
>tfw I wish I had done Philosophy but everyone told me it was useless so I became an electrician instead and now I hate my day to day life and feel completely unchallenged mentally but my mind wasn't sufficiently cultivated so I'm stuck being an eloquent thicko that can quote Plato to plasterers and bricklayers that think I'm a faggot

holy shit corbyn is a literal terrorist supporting commie subhuman

where the fuck did he come from

>>126358917
Red pill as fuck

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Sorta hope labour win so this country can finally collapse on itself and be rebuilt.

>>126358073
and this place is shut down and see BBC PAEDO UK ARRESTS all guys will jailed by Mummy

>>126357626

>dat ID

>>126358679
Nowhere near as depressing as your disgusting meat slurry kebab.

>>126357349
>swiss-style healthcare system

>pay 300+ pounds per month health insurance, regardless of income, increasing as you age, more for women, and kids pay too
>pay first 2000 pounds of health costs per year before insurance kicks in (excess)
>pay 7 pounds for 10 ibuprofen in the chemist's

and you think the NHS is broken

>>126358646
>proud of being british

if you do you research, you will find that UK was responsible for the famine in ireland..

Those corrupt "royals" will get what's coming to them for what they have done to other nations around the world.. fucking commies

FOR THE MANY AND NOT THE FEW!

>>126358136
Post Labour stupid cunt , If she gets in ~You are going Prison !

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>>126357377
>undercooked French fries
pic related.

I don't know why like half of all the fries I got were like it when I visited Scotland. Do you guys do that just to bully us burgers?

>>126359053
It won`t be re-built tbqh

>>126359095
>break your leg?
>bleeding all over?
>just step over here to fill in the self service check in for A and E
>takes 10 minutes
>waits another 2 hours
>its a good job im not dying

Does tea change the taste of cum? I'm asking for a friend.

Corbyn is a manlet

>voting for a manlet
>ever

I think we can all agree Muse is the best fairy.

>>126358139
May has said all kinds of CP is CP an those caught need long jail terms .. kek

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>>126359102
>if you do you research, you will find that UK was responsible for the famine in Ireland
I know, and I don't care.

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that poll went well then

Face it bois, the only reason May called this election so was to avoid being held to ransom by the hard brexiteers and so she could fudge brexit.

>>126359053
(((((Alexis Carrel))))))
Owned by the Rockefellers and supported eugenics. Also French.
Fuck him and fuck your quote

>>126359154
They're chips because they're really fat.

And I don't know. I've never been to SCHATLAND.

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election leaflet lads

>>126358993
What would you do with a philosophy degree lad?
Uni isn't some agora where you have these deep discussions. Not in my experience anyway.

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>A literal manlet

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This.
>Poisoning food with feces is detailed as a tactic in the Al-Qaeda manual found a few years ago by British intelligence.
Heres the link. It's not just Kebabs that these fuckers are putting shit in.
>https://www.jihadwatch.org/2008/02/uk-shop-owners-sold-chocolate-cake-sprinkled-with-human-faeces

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/20/jeremy-corbyns-10-year-association-group-denies-holocaust/
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/20/jeremy-corbyns-10-year-association-group-denies-holocaust/

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/20/jeremy-corbyns-10-year-association-group-denies-holocaust/
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/20/jeremy-corbyns-10-year-association-group-denies-holocaust/

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/20/jeremy-corbyns-10-year-association-group-denies-holocaust/
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/20/jeremy-corbyns-10-year-association-group-denies-holocaust/

>>126358759
B-B-BASED ORANGE MAN AMIRITE PEDES MAGAAAAAA

>>126359297

Also to royally BTFO of both Labour and UKIP, an election would be the best chance to force Corbyn into resigning if he proves incompetent during this. This was nothing more than a desperate power struggle and to fracture the other parties.

>>126358759
Gotta get those arms deals goy

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>>126359348
>a FUCKING MANLET

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>>126359090
I keked. Have a (you).

>>126358182
Respect Bloke
Discharge Your posts here an wipe HD an say yo you lurked an mentioned this only .. if u posted more you going jail as paedo here by mummy

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>>126358873
Yes, I like both

>>126357653
wants to neuter the country

>>126359445

is Corbyn /our guy/?

>>126358867
wait so we're outlawing holocaust denial now, too?

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>>126359348
>tfw the same height as Corbyn

>>126359102
Thomas Malthus was right.

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>>126359154
For some reason only Chippers by the North Sea know how to cook chips.
Nobody in Great Britain knows how to cook fries at all though, mainly because they are shitty.
Pic related are pretty good though

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Racemixing is ba-

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>>126359348
>tfw 5'9

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>>126359556
Good lad.

>>126359331
Chips are thin you crazy bong. Why do you do everything backwards? It hurts my American brain; I can't keep up.

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>>126359685

>>126359652
Voting for him aint gonna make you any taller mate

>>126359601
Looks like we're joining the rest of Europe.

>>126359461
And at the rate it's going, Corbyn might actually win more votes than Ed.

If the Tories fail to gain any seats, how long will it be before knives are drawn for May? I mean, she's effectively lead them to the top of the hill for sod all and potentially going to erase a historically massive lead in the process.

>>126359238
Muse > Retard > Salama > Kotori

>>126359445
thing is, this is nothing new. press splurged their corbyn bashing far too early and now they're just reheating old shit that no one will care about anymore than they already did.

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GIVE me a britpol boyfriend!

I need a skinny boi to do lewd things with

>>126359685
Black people have awful tits though, no wonder she didn't turn around

>>126359601

Yes, and it's not even new

Eric Pickles has this on literally gov.uk in March 2016

https://www.gov.uk/government/speeches/a-definition-of-antisemitism

>>126359445
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/20/jeremy-corbyns-10-year-association-group-denies-holocaust/

>Trying to make Labour lose votes
>Just gets our votes instead

HA

>>126359806
LONDON?

>>126359726
We call the thin ones fries, and the fat one chips, and the really big potato ones wedges

>>126359806
this is why people hate animeposters you fucking slimy queer degenerate

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>>126359726
Americans don't even know what coriander is.

Fucking mongs

>>126359772
It'll be handbags at dawn if the tories lose seats. I feel like this snap election from May has been a move to gain more power and draw the party tighter around herself, but it's a risky move, she'll be junked in weeks if they don't see gains.

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>Westminster voting intention:

>CON: 44% (-1)
>LAB: 35% (+3)

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>>126359726
Pretty weak patter lad.
2/10

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I like my women thick, not slim..
The name's Test... High Test.

Nice to meet you, Mr. Test. I'm Fertility Voluptuosa, attachée to the Russian Ambassador... would you care to join me for a midnight swim, Mr. Test?

>Fertility sensually removes her dress then jumps in the pool using the "dive bomb" technique, pushing all her weight into it, making a huge splash and draining half of the pool's water in the process
>She smirks at Test, visibly troubled and aroused by the demonstration of her BBW prowess

Tell me Mr Test, is that a Walter PPK in your pocket... or are you just happy to see me?

>>126359772
i think they are tearing through politicians like hitler tore through reserves in 1944.

the fact is there just isn't hardly anyone who can actually do a ministerial job, hence why we have a literal clown as foreign secretary, the man who has the power to authorize assassination missions

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>>126359928
>Not posting the new one

>>126359819
half the white girls in england dont even have tits

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>>126359685
>black people are human

>>126359806
I am fat and also don't want to be your boyfriend, best offer I'm giving you.

>>126358993
Just go to uni now.

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Anyone wondering if the Russians will leak Conservative emails? Anti-NATO Corbyn could be in Russian interests...

>>126359943
How embarrassing

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>>126359879
yes

>>126359904
I know but we need love too

>>126359911
CILANTRO BRO
(they call the seeds coriander)

>>126359342
theresa may shags blokes tho thats fucking gay m8

>>126359806
post feet pics

>>126360080
then go get laid in a night club and spastic can do it

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>>126360134
>no children
Are we sure?

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>>126358993
Why don't you do a degree alongside your work? Best of both worlds, lad. Sign up for a course that lets you set your own pace.

Aware that I'll catch some shit for saying this: old molymeme stuff covers a lot of philosophy basics.

>>126359964
I thought the only reason Boris Johnston was Foreign Sec was to unite the party post contest? Rather than because they were running out of members.

>>126360080
Fuck. I'm up north.

>>126358993
you did the right thing man - good trade

just diversify your friends - create an outlet for it

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>>126360029
THE RUSSIANS

I kind of want the russians to kick our arse and take over europe desu

its almost like winston churchill tier warmongering.

>be nazi germany, have powerful army, unified Wehrmacht, call for peace
>be social democracy, destroy the army
>declare war

>>126359928
>>126359979
Maybe may shouldn't have produced such a piss poor manifesto

>>126360169
I jhonestly would but I've drunk 2 and 1/3 WKD's and I've just got back into my dorm

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I know we all meme but there has unironically been a SURGE

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>>126359342
>that is actually his wife

>>126359343
I guess, I just feel like I could be more fulfilled

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>>126359053
This was my thinking all along, I want to hurry along the inevitable debt trap bursting, a Labour government would get it done by the end of the first day.

>>126358867
How could anyone vote for this whore?

>>126359806
Whats your face like?
I'm 6ft 3 of pure primal fucking power, but I don't do ugly chicks unfortunately

Are you a mutt?

>>126359979
fake????

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>>126359053
Do you think Greece is going to be re-built now that it's literally been sold off to bankers?

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>>126359806
Your in the wrong place. Brit/pol is full of fat, lazy, spotty teens, whose idea of exercise is pushing a mouse, and stretching to reach their piss bottle because they are too lazy to go to the bathroom in their parent's house.

>>126359979
>>126359928
postal votes start on Monday

even if corbyn is 1% ahead by election day, he's lost

>>126360279
>I jhonestly would but I've drunk 2 and 1/3 WKD's and I've just got back into my dorm
so you should.... wtf did you mean by this

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>>126359720

>>126360341
>but I don't do ugly chicks unfortunately

I hope you do ugly blokes then mate.

Listen Lads I work for the other team /Mairposter Guys !
I Can tell You Guys here PLEASE !
Mummy is going to Use this Place as her win on Paedos an you lot are being targetted ! 3 days after her win , , Dont vote this cunt /leave for hols if you cannot do 5 yrs jail Fact ok

>>126360283
tfw the 2 party system is back

Minor parties btfo

>>126360341
Can I dress up as a chick and then you pound me?

I mean, the Russians successfully interfered in the last two major elections supporting one candidate. Corbyn supports their goal of weakening NATO, like Le Pen, Trump and Melenchon.

>>126356870
FPBP

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>tfw you're skimming through a book to prove a point to someone and you end up seeing your name mentioned in it despite the genre of the book having nothing to do with war, politics, history or Germany.

Cheeky ;^)

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THIS is how white Britain will be saved, what are you doing to copy this man's efforts?

>>126360438
Nah I'm a good looking cunt so it's easy for me to get laid, but I've done all that. Once you've done a few, you've done them all.

I'm trying to find a smart girl, then I wouldn't care if she was ugly or whatever

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>>126360445
>this was the whole point of the election, to whack UKIP and restore the power with (((them)))

>>126359556
shes lovely lad .. an Tell these cunts Mummy wants them in Jail they ARE Not getting it !

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>>126360519
Show us your tits

>>126360312
>>126359053
The problem with this sort of thinking is that it fails to account for the fact that the powers that be find it far more profitable that no societal collapse actually does happen: they will continue to fund our insane governments, so that they still own them as functioning money farms.

>>126360383
Who is this sl00t?

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>>126356700
BRING BACK MY BRANDED CIGGIES M8

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>>126358477
>pic related

>>126358700
Whereabouts are you from?

>>126358855
It's a recognition of the EU as an organisation capable of totalitarianism that would make the most sceptical of folk believe in a reptilian world order... but in my experience few people know or care about British history or culture, beyond 'inclusiveness' and 'diversity'. Douglas Murray made this point a while back actually, likewise David Starkey. Both mentioned how Britain is portrayed uniquely as a 'nation of migrants', with no indigenous population or culture worth protecting. Also the fact that rather than taking pride in Shakespeare or Dickens or Turner, people say 'they're not my achievements, they were just born on the same patch of land', and instead point to bizarre aspects of UK society like the NHS and queueing

>>126360359
it is all the way down the hall
i mean what about my human rights

>>126360463
Nah lad, gays are faggots

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>>126360519

>>126360521
Her minge must like like Goatse's arse.

Tfw Jewish people didn't cause your shitty life, you did

>>126360080
>>126359806

what would you rate yourself out of ten - looks wise

>>126360521
He makes fucking awesome pies btw, you can get them sent to you in big batches.
So I guess I support Britain by putting food on their table

>>126360353
Yes it's fake.

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>>126357626
BTFO by his own ID

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>>126360635
>tfw

>>126360629
Shame. SHAME.

Better luck next time I guess.

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>>126358413

>>126357653
you're in finland

>>126360734
>Polish is second

JUST

>>126359772

I think May knew she couldn't get rid of Corbyn by just telling to him to the road but probably struck up a deal with Labour to hire someone they like as their new leader. I think this end result will probably lead in to a coalition, Tories are going to lose seats but Corbyn will be gone after this because of whatever May and Labour are planning together.

The question is who will she form a coalition with, SNP to stop them going on about independence?

>>126359782

Actually that's my rankings too

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>>126360445
Everyone who was going to back a smaller party saw how shit they were during the debates and went back.

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>>126360717
>ywn get a poor overly hard hand job from proobs slender feminine hands while shitposting on brit/pol/

>>126360791
Better than Spanish.

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>>126360717

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>mfw watching three girls

>>126358759
it's cool he just wanted to play with the sword

>>126360974
pedo

>>126360629
>gays are faggots

Pure wisdom

>>126359600
Yes

Listen Guys
If you want to avoid 5 ys in jail cos Mummy hating you
Go GP an you been posting shyte online you are feeble an stupid now ,
This is a very dramatic thing as you will be drugged up an a dribbling tory idiot rest of life in a nappy , but not beaten an ground glass in food in jail kek

>>126360907
You know she will over extend the foreskin lad

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>>126360918
no bully pls

>>126360805
SNP recently ruled out coalitions with the Tories in councils, so I doubt they'd double back and make a deal in Westminister.

I have to wonder if they'd be able to shift Corbyn now. Like, if he's seen to be successful and save his standing MPs, will they actually be so quick to throw him overboard? Like, he only needs to gain three more points to do so and at the rate he's risen in the polls, this isn't a farfetched outcome on polling day.

>>126360974
Is it worth watching?

>>126360519
>How to win friends and influence people

Does nobody like you faggot?

>>126360926
Most of that shit that Albert Speer (I think that's his name, cba to google it) designed was FAR too heavy for land that Berlin was built on, they would have had huge problems with subsidence, I can't remember the name of the documentary that looking into it but it is out there if you want to find it.

>>126361099
it's just bants

>>126361099
>BREAKING NEWS: Spanish is now the MOST spoken language in the USA. Those who can speak Spanish now outnumber those who can speak English.

>>126360918
is it

>>126361118
Depends if you want to get foaming angry lad

>>126360303
I wouldn't want to discourage you from uni, my mate did Philosophy at York & he hated the contemporary aspect of it. I wouldn't say it was full SJW.

Do what the other anon said, find an output. Write essays or do some volunteer work where there'll be middle-class people about.

I did some heritage work recently & there's a few people with history & philosophy degrees there. There should also be philosophical societies around if you want to get really into.

You could always still go to uni, if you're after that camaraderie, electricians are going nowhere anytime soon.

>>126360134
>Touché

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>>126361095
>when they don't pull your foreskin forward when trying to put it in

>>126359348
>tfw three inches shorter than Corbyn

Just end me. Please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uN5btgxsfI

>>126360605

wont say, but its a shithole man. father came over and went for a city trip, he is too polite to say it, but i could see he was fucking appalled sometimes.

ive heard british people say they are ashamed of their history and its blown my mind.

i may come from a shithole but we are proud of it. we dont have cunts in the media redefining what it means to be us (although i think thats starting now)

the craziest thing is when i hear public figures talk about extreme demographic change like its the weather changing - im looking around and thinkg 'is it just me thats appalled?'

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1:01 mummyposter here didnt think they would air this haha

>>126361295
Thanks m80, I will look into doing something like heritage work. My wife and I have been threatening to do some volunteer work for a while now.

>>126361404
this is WHY you need a bender lad

cute bois know how to work a benis

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>>126361244
That's the day I go out and unload on every spic I see.

>>126361118

Yes, people say it's too "whitewashed" in favour of the muslims, but they've said paki several times in the first episode and it's quite clear who the rapists are by the fact they are all pakis on the programme.

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>>126360521

>>126361404
Nice webm anon.

>>126361404
SLIPPIN' JIMMY

>>126361549
I dont read gibberish what do the 2 signs say

>>126361602
>BREAKING NEWS: It is CONFIRMED. The Constitution has been AMENDED to include special taxes for those with 'white, European heritages' so that they positively contribute towards equality!

>>126361763
Say what you want: she's doing more for the survival of her people than you are, even if she looks like she's a native Briton nigger.

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>>126361135
>tfw you're skimming through a book to prove a point to someone
Funny how you chose to ignore that part, what's even funnier is that you remember that book off by heart, is little man having trouble finding some mates?

Awww.

>>126362074
>breed more children to raised by state education to become SJWs of doleites
>saviour

Topkekkid

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>>126356870
No, fuck you.

>>126362186
>talks about not having mates
>pretends to be a girl on the internet

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>>126361590
To be completely honest with you mate, sometimes I wish I was gay so I wouldn't have to deal with cunts.
I'm not though, so I'm pulled in by the all encompassing gravity of the woman forevermore, against my will, I'm held hostage by my own biology and there is nothing I can do about it.

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>>126361549
This picture really almonds my peanuts

>>126361933
You're killing me, lad.

>>126362186
CUNT

>>126362074
That, or she's doing it for the child benefit
I dunno, theres just something about people who're obsessed like that, crazy cat ladies are crazy, and she has the crazy look in her eye.
i think shes a crazy kid lady

http://www.electoralcalculus.co.uk/homepage.html

>>126362274
nonce

>>126362186
I used to work sales, practically compulsory reading.

Any look finding friends faggot?

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>>126362277
>pretends to be a girl
Despite saying that I'm not a girl pretty much every time I post on here since you anonymongs unrionically started believing that I was girl.

Funny that.

>>126362306
They have got a point though, clear bias, if not a careless mistake

>>126361549
>>126362306

the BBC get more blatantly biased by the day.

The USA election results where just horrific when they weren't constricted by ofcom

>>126362308
It comes from a deep sense of longing for better times.

>>126362186
Careful pube, we had a Night of the Long Knives for the other tripfags tonigt

>>126362293
Cut off your dick. Problem solved! Then you can get a dog and name him after the great world turtle and push some woman down the stairs cause she annoyed you

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>>126362293
Women are fucking beautiful lad you fucking bender

India has Maoist terrorists, thats nuts.

Also going to fail one exam and have to redo it in the summer, going to need lodging but I've never been in a hotel or motel or whatever before. What would be the most cost efficient but comfy enough so i can stay in and revise for a day or two?

>>126362424
CUNT

>>126361553
https://historicengland.org.uk/advice/heritage-at-risk/

You should see if any of these are near you, I just missed out on the deadline for receiving a heritage skill grant for masonry, so I had to volunteer instead. I don't think heritage work pays as well as a domestic/industrial electrician though.

My end goal is to get as many pre-1919 skills as possible under a heritage grant, then I can renovate/restore listed buildings myself without getting in experts (because I'd be one)

NEW THREAD

>>126362521
>>126362521
>>126362521
>>126362521
>>126362521

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>>126362402
>getting so jittery about your post that you make such mistakes

Should've done better seeing how much you thirst for approval yet dread condemnation.

>>126362424
>Implying you're not a girl

We all know you are, love.

It's alright though, if you're on here you're likely a munter so I won't ask for tit pics

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>>126361514
>the craziest thing is when i hear public figures talk about extreme demographic change like its the weather changing
Yeah that happens a lot, especially on the BBC.
"White Britons now make up 45% of the population of London" said with the same dispassionate tone as if they were discussing a cat stuck up a tree.

Which continent are you from?
:^)

>>126361549
>the fat redhead supports labour

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>>126362476
>impotent rage

>>126362680
CUNT

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>>126362466
>This was America just a few decades ago

Where did we go so wrong?

>>126359806
i've got a fat cod for you m8

>>126362745
CUNT

>>126362680
NoM8s

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>>126362697
>literal autist unironically trying the cheeky rejection line on an oriental kite making forum

>>126356700
Your election is a fucking joke. Your country is retarded. Your rules and regulations make no sense. I hope your country gets fucking nuked.

>>126362812
>universal suffrage
>materialism
>un-ironically the world wars (which you pushed us into)

You have your empire now.

>>126362542
Nah, I'll just stick with it and hopefully find a decent girl someday...
>>126362570
They can be, I love women but simultaneously hate them more of the time. It's a complicated thing, lad.
I was a "misogynist" from birth, I didn't need "redpilling", but women love me more for it. Isn't that funny?

>>126361406
being manlet is punishment enough

>>126356700
How's that Police State working out for ya?

>>126362944
CUNT