Brit/pol/: Housing Crisis Edition

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HE'S ACTUALLY GONNA FUCKING DO IT

anime is gay

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>>126346950

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Labour plans to build 100,000 new homes each year

>>126346837
honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?

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>>126346837
G-good Evening Anglo-senpais. . .

Why is brit/pol so anti-Mummy at times when no other party can truly deliver Brexit.

Better OP for next thread

>2 days left to register to vote
https://www.gov.uk/register-to-vote

One in four Labour voters back a split if party loses election
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/20/exclusive-telegraph-orb-poll-one-four-labour-voters-back-split/

Lord Sugar says he will vote for Tories in the General Election
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4525058/Lord-Sugar-says-vote-Theresa-May.html

>Cigarettes sold in plain green packs under new rules
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39984887

>Corbyn restates commitment to Trident after Thornberry casts it into doubt
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/20/jeremy-corbyn-labour-trident-emily-thornberry-remarks

>Indian UKIP candidate suspended for racist tweets
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/20/ukip-candidate-suspended-for-sending-racist-tweets

>Pippa Middleton marries James Matthews
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/may/20/pippa-middleton-marries-james-matthews

>Conservative and Unionist Party Manifesto:
https://www.conservatives.com/manifesto

>Labour Party Manifesto:
http://www.labour.org.uk/index.php/manifesto2017

>Liberal Democrat Manifesto:
http://www.libdems.org.uk/manifesto

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Nth for holly

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RACISTS BTFO

>>126347120
Whoops fucked it a bit

>2 days left to register to vote
https://www.gov.uk/register-to-vote

>One in four Labour voters back a split if party loses election
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/20/exclusive-telegraph-orb-poll-one-four-labour-voters-back-split/

>Lord Sugar says he will vote for Tories in the General Election
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4525058/Lord-Sugar-says-vote-Theresa-May.html

>Cigarettes sold in plain green packs under new rules
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39984887

>Corbyn restates commitment to Trident after Thornberry casts it into doubt
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/20/jeremy-corbyn-labour-trident-emily-thornberry-remarks

>Indian UKIP candidate suspended for racist tweets
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/20/ukip-candidate-suspended-for-sending-racist-tweets

>Pippa Middleton marries James Matthews
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/may/20/pippa-middleton-marries-james-matthews

>Conservative and Unionist Party Manifesto:
https://www.conservatives.com/manifesto

>Labour Party Manifesto:
http://www.labour.org.uk/index.php/manifesto2017

>Liberal Democrat Manifesto:
http://www.libdems.org.uk/manifesto

>>126347044

It was in the paper here that you could shag a Greek girl if you gave a sandwich?

Is it honestly that bad now the Krauts own your country?

>>126346715 #
What I want to know is why has no one in Blackpool done him yet or firebombed his car or his packi shop or his house. That's what I don't get.

If hypothetically this happened in my town and I knew who it was I would.

Obviously satire again GCHQ.

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>voting

>>126347044
She's like 40 years old though

>>126347120
>Lord Sugar says he will vote for Tories in the General Election
No surprise there. The rich usually do vote tory

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Xth for IDF

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>>126347110
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>126347074
Where i worked we had a rabbi blessing the biscuits, i had to go off sick.

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Halal is not ok
If you consume kebab meat or support kebab shops you need to leave right now

>>126347248
He was a labour member until 2015

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>>126347019
DON'T MESS WITH THE JEZZ

>>126347380
>He was a labour member until 2015
New Labour member

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>there are pakis posting in this thread right now

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>>126347142
Why do people think we have ugly women?

>>126347529
cos 80% are? could be worse, could be black.

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This is the future you choose

>>126347118

Because she wants to ban the internet.

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>>126347529
Jeremy Kyles underclass bear-baiting show

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>>126347529
I dunno lad

>>126347529
We do have ugly women, it's just not ALL our women are ugly.

Mostly it's due to poor working class diet in dense population cities. You'll find it anywhere.

>>126347661
CUTE!

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Is the new top gear better than the old top gear?

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Am about to go an pick this up.

I don't think I even care about anything anymore, I'm just going to go and get it, come back, watch BBC Parliament/BBC News and think about what could have been.

>>126347744
no

>>126347043
There's 1,600,000 people with multiple homes which they use (as in, not letting them out), and 200,000 homes that are vacant through the year.

We have plenty of homes! Stop ruining our beautiful countryside with dens for shitskins!

>>126347744
D I V E R S E

>>126347744
Not watched it but I've heard its pretty shit

>>126347744

yes

le based black man > jeremy clarkson

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>>>126346985

>Implying that nothing that has been Jewish policy has been nothing but a long game and extremist.

Brit/pol/ thinks it is a priority, it can be done. Oh- I seem to have reached the end of my argument.

>>126347821
and stop fucks from over seas buying loads of our property

>>126347763

Enjoy your sugar coma.

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Why are all the lads here too lazy to break their social isolation?

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>>126347642
>Because she wants to ban the internet.
>implying the EU wouldn't do the same.

Mummy will stop bulli of potatoes online though.

>>126347924
This as well. London alone has 22,000 homes vacant year-round.

>>126347744
No, not that Top Gear was ever that great to begin with

I hope the Conservative Party wins, Labour Party are fucking commies.

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>>126347142
Why did they all choose Harley Quinn last halloween?

>>126347178
But how can this be if the Holocaust is a hoax?

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A BOX FILLED WITH MUNCH

>>126348192

Bit late for that

Labour are on track for a landslide

>>126348146
my mates are seeing some band in manchester and i cba with that. Going out tonight on the piss, i hope no1 brings up politics.
I didnt go well last time.

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>>126347529
We have the best women

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>>126348194
I'm not complaining tbqhlad

Met some wild ones, I'll tell you that now laddy

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>>126348157
Top Gear is what got me interested in British culture you mong.

You can go fuck yourself stupid nigger.

>>126348306
What did you do?

>>126348303
fucking kek

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>>126347366
Sorry. Its a double edged sword. Usually I make my own.

>>126348399

British culture doesn't exist

>>126348273
god i hate halal meat, and the retard leftists who oppose fox hunting but gobble down halal meat is mind boggling.

>>126348392
I thought it was real for a millisecond :/

>>126348306
>Not doing new things

Enjoy not making memories or networking lad

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>>126348399
>Top Gear is what got me interested in British culture

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>>126347671
It's almost like you get the full spectrum everywhere and it's easy to cherrypick.

>>126348194
Kill Yourself Klan what fucking shit..according to RLM at least

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That feel when havent left my house apart from working in the past 6 months to save for a deposit.

I'm not sure its worth it man, is the key to saving for a deposit just working and playing video games whilst shopping at aldi?

>>126348273
I got one of those last weekend.

I regret nothing.

>>126348494
Last week I was trying to find a takeaway place here in Birmingham that didn't use halal meat. Phoned about 15 places and they all used halal

Should we classify having fat children as child abuse?

>>126347744
Top Gear was always shit

>>126347821
This, all they're doing is fucking up what little decent scenery this country has left so Chinks can launder their money in shitty cardboard houses. Fucking sad is what it is.

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>>126347118
Keep talking like that & We'll reform the black & tans.

>>126348392

how can non white women even compete?

seriously, non-white women tend to be overweight from either being more prone to putting weight on or just having low self esteem and eating moar.

>>126348392
(((Rach)))

>>126348490
Yes it does.
>>126348540
What the fuck else was supposed to get me interested when I was a kid? Antiques Roadshow?

>>126348548
>he doesn't go out with friends to pick up birds

lad

>>126348548
>buying a house when in the middle of an investment bubble

>>126348614
Yeah it should be. I wouldn't encourage the poor to have children they can't afford either.

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>>126348396
Devilish, lad.

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>>126347296
They actually charge money for that. Not kidding.

>>126348392

She's Jewish

>>126348519
If that was for real she'd never get work again. She might be a ukip voter, all secret like. One can only dream. Actually the fittest girl on TV by a country mile

>>126348273
>That many hashtags
The STATE of them aswell
>Food porn
If that's food porn, it must be BLACKED

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>>126348614
It should definitely be investigated.

>>126346993
Rimmer who the feck is that mate its yummy

I'M SO SICK OF FORIENERS!, EVERYWHERE I GO I SEE THESE FAGGOTS TALKING THEIR VARIOUS SHIT LANGUAGES. THEY ARE RUDE AND PUSHY, HAVE NO MANNERS AND LEAVE SHIT EVERYWHERE!
ONR OF THESE DAYS I'M GOING TO SNAP AND RUN OVER THESE SHITS WITH A TRUCK OF PEACE!

>>126348598
Mate you're me about a year ago. I decided I would no longer eat halal meat.
It is so fucking hard, because nearly everything is halal now. Did you know Pringles are halal too? Yup, not just meat too.

I've ended up vegan because it's easier, plus healthier for me as I was a fat fuck back then (lost a tonne of weight since I gave up meat but that's besides the point)

DO NOT ALLOW THE MUSLIMS TO FORCE YOU TO EAT HALAL.

>>126348548
I'm doing the same but saving for penis enlargement, could be worse.

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>>126348303

Holy fuck

>>126348861

reported to GCHQ

>>126348420
Called a few people retards for selling their children's futures down the line in regards to Brexit. (they are all just fresh out of uni and are all voting labour) One of my "friends" threatened to kick my teeth in (just paid 5grand to get them straitened) so i called him an emotinal faggot and shit.

now i get introduced as "the racist one"
>This is anon, he is great but says racist things once in a while.
>he is probably in the "ALT-RIGHT"

They actually dropped the words alt right. i couldnt contain my laughter, which only made it worse.

>>126348640
There's also the issue with BtL parasites who then rent out the homes for the mortgage+profit.

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>>126348764
>fittest girl on TV

W R O N G

>>126348861
MONITORED

>>126348709

>I wouldn't encourage the poor to have children they can't afford either.

GOOD NIGHT

WHITE BIRTH RATES

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>>126348895
What have they quoted you?

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>>126348647
>We'll reform the black & tans.
W-why? I just want headpats. . . Unless you are reforming them to do exactly just that, and no longer shoot us.
>>126348494
>retard leftists who oppose fox hunting
Sounds like Brit/pol last week.
>halal meat
>implying beady eyed A N G L O slaughter is less cruel or immoral.
Former slaughterhouse worker told me that Halal & Kosher being cruel isn't true desu, compared to regular slaughter.

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>>126348490
He's right you know.

>>126348614
Being fat in the presence of normal sized people should be considered abusive

>>126348541
I don't know where the stereotype originated.

>>126348810
I used to work at a pizza place when I was in secondary school.

If I ever delivered something that looked like that I would fired on the spot

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HOW LONG MUST WE WAIT?

>>126348530
Its a band that i really dont like, i grew out of metal ages ago.

>>126346837
Reminder to vote Labour if you don't want see the Tories plans of becoming "the global leader in regulation of the internet" come to fruition.

>>126347120

Being this much a may shill lel

she will jail you Idiot and stop the net ! theres no excuse dont vote for this Cunt ok

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>>126349000
>eating food some greasy turk probably spat in

>>126348750

no way

she's as jewish as sarah michelle geller

honorary goy.

>>126348750
She is! Both my favourite TV personality and favourite movie broad (Rachel Weisz) are both jewish. Some jews are fucking stunning. Fact

>>126348938
You should just say "what's wrong with being racist"?

>>126348490
Not anymore it doesn't no
>>126348540
lol

Pretty fucking motivational https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjOqbtIaV9w

>>126349091
What band?

Why do the Tories have to be so retarded with the internet and a few other things?
I swear, somewhere between Labour & the Tories is the perfect manifesto.

>>126349133
>implying turk spit isn't a food group in Scotland.

>>126348888
Yeah its disgusting that its being forced on us all.
I was actually reading that Sikh people aren't allowed to eat any meat ceremonially slaughtered (Jhatka), so surely our immigrant loving governments should make sure there's the choice of non-halal to keep their sikh voters happy

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Who's that, she hot.

keep your shit together lads.

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>>126349000
Think a threw up a little

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>>126349133

If you want tot avoid the Turks, you can always get a breakfast munchy box.

>>126348548
>playing video games
what are ya doing laddy

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>>126349117
> vote Brexit.
> now willing to sabotage the only party that can implement over a side issue.

Oh my precious Anglo-senpais.

>>126347659
most fags mum irl here

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>>126348966
m8 have you even watched loose women?

fittest things on telly by far

>>126348990
Haven't even asked yet, think it tops out around £10'000 in the U.K. for girth and length, although a lot of the smaller places say they'll do both for £4000, kind of conflicted, information regarding plastic surgery is unsurprisingly obfuscated, never trust the plastic surgeon jew.

>>126347211
Rotherham fag here.
I've heard a few whispers about our vibrant neighbours getting a bit of justice in the back of a Transit, but since it's a life ruiner to get caught the lads seem to keep it quiet.
>One lad got badly raped with the pipe they beat him into a wheelchair with.

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>>126349261
>a cup of baked beans

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>>126349033
How does he manage to pull off a tweed jacket and yellow pants?

>>126348692
I use tinder and just invite them over here, it saves money in the long run if you just swipe right on every single one, spam the same message which whittles them down and then only chat to the sluts.

Lad.

>>126349293
>£10'000
>10'000
>0'0
>'

Fuck off eurofag

>>126348750
..Apparently her mother is jewish

>>126348647
Just try it lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTJQkhWZekI

>>126349261
Absolutely greasy

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>>126348490
>British culture doesn't exist
It does.

>>126349213
Enter Shikari i think

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>>126348810

>>126349398
I am a humble Paki, how dare you.

>>126348707
It's better than renting and paying someone elses mortgage?

>>126348283
I don't rely on polls. They won in 2015. Why couldn't they win in 2017?

>>126348598
I'm sure there's a few places in quinton if that's your area lad
>>126349047
Its prime market are people so far off their tits they couldn't care if it was shit

>>126349273

>side issue

If we lose the internet we're back to completely controlled media.

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>>126349293
They give free sex change OPs to prisoners but they won't fix your micro peen badluck mate.

>>126349273
>side issue
Brexit was bullshit anyway. Policies that led people to vote leaving EU had little to do with EU. It's called barking at the wrong tree.

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>>126349261
>a fucking cup of baked beans
>school dinner tier sausages

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>>126348303
fixed

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>May to create strong and stable new internet
I will wait to see exactly what is being proposed, but I am suspicious that they will just be trying to become like China or Turkey, which can only be the case because they are afraid.
I find it interesting that this is happening soon after Tommy Robinson started trying to stir shit by collaborating with Rebel Media, I think that they are spooked. Admittedly they will have had the idea planned for a while, but I think that they know the internet is just going to expose them. What do we do? How do we fight this?

>>126349227
Jhatka is also what Hindus adhere to, I believe. Pretty humane as well for something religion, just one clean slice and off with the animal's head.

>>126349506
Quinton is about 5 miles from me (Edgbaston) so probably couldn't get deliveries from there

>>126347744
no

but i only really watched it on dave anyway

>>126349287
From left to right

Yes
No
No
Yes
Yes
Yes
No
Yes (she's a paki but I'd hate fuck her)
Yes

>>126348598
>>126348888
Respect Based anons
>>126348710
boy child molester

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>>126349325
>pic related

>>126349189
Nah i couldnt get throught to them, had them agreeing with me on points by walking them through but then mental gymnastics kicked in and they went full blown denial.

>>126348676
Turn that down would you? She is a 10, (((Couldn't give a fuck)))

>>126349325
Love a bit of vigilante justice.

>Corbyn is rapidly growing in the polls

Did May make a Maystake, is it going to be a Corbyn Collaboration in government?

>>126349646
They're literally all either fat

>>126348856
charlotte mckinney

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>>126349544
Everything is a side issue until Brexit is fully implemented.

You lot did know what you voted for, right? Leave education reform and muh freedumbs until you implement the process of leaving the EU.

Anglo-senpais please you are causing potato-kuns to die due to the sheer stress of Brexit and what it could mean to headpats.

>>126348548
You're just living within your means lad. Keep it up. It's how our grandparents and their parents etc used to live. Don't get (POST HAS BEEN PARTIALLY CENSORED UNDER THE HATE SPEECH ACT.)

>>126349554
I'm still trying to figure out if I can identify as a well endowed man and insist it's my right to have it enlarged, perfectly healthy, sane women have been given free breast enlargements int he past, I wonder if it works both ways.

>>126348861

Based desu

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>>126349000

>>126349777
>t. 14 year old who has never seen a real woman naked

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>>126349482
You'll be fucked if the bubble bursts.

>>126347256
Our Tommeh was never that tubby was he

>>126348926
Really Reported Your ip for all the CP on that hidden file on your PC lad kek
Bet you Wish you hadnt joked that now ,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GazE8PAL-DE

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>>126349662
Maybe there is some hope for this isle

>>126349899
>if

>>126349899
This, its whats putting me off getting a place. Ive got some land and just dropped a big static caravan on it.

>>126347178
>make up a lie saying the holocaust's trauma is passed onto your children
>jews can now play the holocaust card forever

Nobody believes this right?

>>126349899
Im fucked anyway, I'm not a baby boomer.

>>126347118
she wants to slide the strap on the tories have been fucking the nhs with for years into the internets anus and fuck it hard.

i'll probably vote ukip unless someone manages to convince me to vote for corn cob

>>126349342

This.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g4ivIid12o

>>126349883
ayyy

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>>126349361
He could have pulled off his 'Dare to Dream' speech dressed as Superman and it still would have felt right.

>>126349562
But MountainSerb-kun my Anglo-senpais are now leaving the EU for good.

>>126348541
Neither of those women is more than 15% Maori. There are no pure blooded Maori left and the rare attractive ones have more Brit than Maori blood.

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Just mastered Paganini's 6th Caprice in G minor on violin. I taught myself how to play years ago via the abusing amphetamine and not sleeping method.
I can probably play better than most classically trained posh wankers who had their parents pay for their schooling... and they hate me for it.

What have you lads done recently to improve yourselves?
Don't tell me you're one of them "always stationary" type of guys?

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>>126349893
>REAL WOMYNZ

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>>126349899
THINGS

>>126349563
That's just a mixed hors d'oeuvers box.

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>>126349721

>>126349000
You are FATTY filth

>>126349980
>not waiting a couple of years to inherit your parent's 10 million pound estate

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>>126347478

I'm in Northern Ireland. Who the fuck do I vote for?

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Which one of you faggots is this?

>>126350243
DUP

>>126350243
Does N.Ire have a regional party we just don't hear about?

>>126349418
Stepdad was an infantry medic, he did a few tours of Ireland. Lost a few mates as well.
Seemed to hate the brass & politicians (on both sides) more than you cunts.

>>126349117
Totes mate
she fucked us over badly anons

>>126350243
DUP lad

>>126350243

the non-IRA party

>>126350143
I am learning classical piano but without meth

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Does your dad know you're gay, lad?

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>>126350243
>I'm in Northern Ireland. Who the fuck do I vote for?
Mummy May.

In all seriousness wouldn't you just vote Unionist (DUP) anyway?

>>126350224
Funny enough, my folks have been doing up their house with a new roof and buying 1.5 acres of land as a back garden. and now they started talking about my inheritence lel.

Kinda dont want it because my brother's girlfriend is pregnent but they hate her.

>>126349235
Why does the trip change halfway through?>>126349616
Quinton's not as far as you think from Edgbaston. It's 3 miles from me, but I kind of live on the edge of Edgbaston

>>126349214
like killing elderly an getting rid welfare /nhs ?

>>126350243
Vote for DUP if you're a Protestant, Sinn Fein if you're a Catholic.

>>126350446
fuck you i really want a kebab feast now

>>126349971
I know the bubble is gonna go hard when it goes, but I have this awful fear the government will just bail everyone out again.

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>>126349980
they'd put a little cap on you and call you "sammy the chimp" or something along those lines, as pirates do enjoy nicknames

>>126350439
I didn't use methamphetamine, that's completely different. I used speed, which is basically the Übermensch drug if there is such a thing.

>>126350513
Oh that's strange. Not sure why. Not restarted my internet or anything so my IP shouldn't have changed

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>>126350435

>>126346950
fake news

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Why is every other thread (bar /sg/ and Eire/pol/) on this fucking board so fucking cringe inducing?

Like holy fucking shit

>>126350624
>being a degenerate tweaker

>Ubermensch

>>126350439
I forgot to add: How often are you playing per day? And how far have you progressed in past 3 months? And what Piano are you using?

>>126350719
underage yanks

Why can't I stop looking at all the repugnant """food""" being posted in this thread?

>>126349760
No, because when Corbyn gets his 35% (yes he could if he doesn't fuck it up), then he'll be able to stay, and the vote is being gained in places like the south west/ his safe seats where he can't win, he needs to gain votes in scotland/ middle england

>>126349325
The pic related is called arshad hussain though and he was paralysed after being shot way back in 2005.

I pray some white men have given the enrichers what they deserve though but I doubt it.

Not many of them have gone missing for example.

>>126350393
When did he go?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT0yoo9B2Bc

>>126350719
Lack of bantz, The dark humour the British have developed over the centuries has enabled us to see us through the bleakest of times.
And because of that history flowing through our veins we are predisposed to Banter as a coping mechinism. cos its funny.

>>126349287
Just drink bleach ok lel
>>126349325
The paki who groomed kids at his kebab shop and killed Charlene lives in Fear of being snatched , its that Fear which is better than a beating , although he needs his eyes ripped out though , I post this as jokey Banter GCHQ/Mummy not meant as real life !

>>126350723
Drugs overall are bad, I agree, but in the right dosage, at the right time for specific tasks... they can be helpful.
I used to stay up for 16 hours straight playing... And I mean without stopping at all, I wouldn't even eat, until my fingers bled and my back warped from tensing, standing and playing.

Hitler was on speed. It really is something else. I'd say try it but you'd probably end up killing yourself.

>>126349957
Yeah, my facebook feed makes this place look like the donald some days, and that's just the lasses.
Bless 'em.

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>when mum buys some tunnocks

>>126349342
Partridge kek

>>126351031
>Our welfare probably pays for this subhuman

also hitler was a spastic

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>There are anons here who unironically havn't taken the midget pill
fucking plebs

>>126351110
only two weeks left, simply isn't time for Jeremy.

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>>126351009
Careful with the Double Strength Summer Fruits, Anon. That's the heavy stuff. Have you considered a nice cool glass of milk?

>>126350827
its edible ent it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGdGFtwCNBE

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>>126348750
it all makes sense now...

>>126351150
>body and thus vagina are the same as a normal woman's
>all you're getting is stumpy arms and legs

What's the point?

>>126351150
she is weird in motion.

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>>126351150

>>126349662
RESULT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Do polling centers have practice ballots i dont wanna mess up

>>126351172
I really hope he does win. Our NHS will be gone after 5 more years of the Tories, there'll be internet censorship, and more cuts to my neetbux

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>>126351248

>>126351273

How much of a spastic are you if you can't put a cross in a box?

>>126351133
>Welfare
I probably make more in a month than you do in a year.

But even if I was on welfare, many "artists" took advantage of the social security system and went on to later contribute more than they took out. See: Pretty much any English band of the 70's, 80's and 90's before they had a deal or made any money.

>>126351300
>more cuts to my neetbux
Good.

Oh wow this flower of Scotland explains what a munchey box is cool cool

https://youtu.be/sk9GQZFWeBE

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Guys if god is everywhere does that mean that the cheese in your fridge is holy? What is the spiritual significance of cheese if this is true, can someone tell me.

>>126351321
do want tho m8

>>126351184
>Owen "SOCIALISM NOW" Jones shops at waitrose

Pottery

>>126349760
Landslide and you tory fags ares are twitching as Mummy Hates you lot and you are going Jail if she wins !
Life Ruined as a CP Freak

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>>126351273
>needs to practice writing an X in a box
fucking wew lad

>>126351218
Not many people understand this phenomenon you mention. Pictures don't do it justice. Some people look fine in pictures but are freaky looking in motion.

>>126351356
fuck off retard better safe than sorry

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I don't really want cons to win, but man, I am still definitely going to enjoy the tears of the smug liberals the day after the election. I can't help it, they just taste so sweet

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>>126349899
1996 what a great fucking year. No chance bubble will burst

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>>126351110

>>126351474
F A T T
A
T
T

Qt American girl eating ASMR (use headphones) (hot as fuck)
https://youtu.be/V-6uX4LoXxI

>>126350957
Belfast? I don't remember in truth, it was 30 years ago & there was horrifying stories from Cyprus & Malaya mixed in.
All good stuff though for a 10yr old.

>>126351300
>welfare leech opposes benefits cuts


go figure

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Reminder tō min Ænglisc brōthorum thæt gif ēow cunnan sprecan sēo tung of ēower forekind, ēow is nought a trēowe Ængelcynn and sceolde bēon gōssed.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LADS

WHEN IS THE SUN GOING TO FUCKING SET? IT'S ALMOST 10PM AND THE LIGHTS AREN'T EVEN ON YET IN THE STREETS!!!

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>>126351479
You were being serious? hahahahahahahaha. Man you are retarded

>>126351207
>Tfw I made that picture months ago
Nice to see it's still doing the rounds lad

>>126351450
>britpol actually having pedos

just karenposters and neets lad

>>126351027
Doesn't sound like he's living in fear if he's driving around with a custom number plate.

>>126351479
Then put back on the helmet that your carer gave you and fuck off.

I mean if I accidentaly put a circle on the box instead of an X oh my god im fucking freaking out

>>126350288
thats an *Inbetweener* fag ?

>>126346837
I'd vote for her to give me a warm, loving, soapy massage with her entire naked body in a luxury mansion with classical music playing.

>>126351613
>>126351383

How can you say that when you dont even know my circumstances?

>>126351679
Pretty sure there was a nonce on here once who kept trying to say that sex with 12 year olds was ok

>>126349899
I wonder what happened in 1997...

>>126351150
makes you dick look bigger

>>126351788
Do you have a kid?

If the answer is no you are a leech

>>126351809
things

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>>126351679
>ANIMENONCES
>NOT NONCES

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>>126351300
You can't censor the internet. Its not really possible, there's always workarounds, thats the whole point

>>126350288
How the fuck can you eat all of that
Jesus Christ you fat fucks

I fucking hate fags lads...

I never used to mind but now there are equal to niggers...

>>126349413
>mother is jewish
Doesn't stop everyone worshiping Peter HItchens here

>>126350605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiyEP02KNZw

TORIES 44%
LABOUR 35%

LEAD NOW ONLY SINGLE DIGITS
FUCK ME THERESA MAY MADE A MISTAKE CALLING THIS ELECTION

NEW THREAD

>>126349849
>>126349849
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>>126349849

>inb4 muh 15 posts too early

>>126350635
Sorry, I didn't mean (you), it was a bad layout of my post
>>126350719
>Eire/pol/ isn't cringe
It's pull of Americans and Canadians pretending to be Irish like IRL, and Irish people that think their country isn't a left-shithole
>>126351248
>Those hairy arms
Fuck, what would they look like IRL? >>126351629
Where the fuck are you, Shetland?

>>126351884
Peter Hitchens is a jewish shill trying to stop young white conservatives from making white children

>>126351479
>>126351705

If you are being serious and not some larper farming You's then your a text book example for eugenics.

>>126351788
Please. Do relate to us your sad tale of woe.

>>126351809
I don't know exactly what happened but I know for sure that it only got better

>>126351788
You really wouldn't wanna know what i would class as people needing assistance.

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>>126351880
*blocks your path*

>>126351806
>>126351847
im not a nonce and I like anime

New Brit/pol/
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>>126351978

>>126351971
Good one anon, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Twat.

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>>126351705
Much as I think you're a complete idiot, I've been to several counts. If it's questionable, it's put into a seperate pile. After counting, this seperate pile is shown to candidates to agree on if a ballot should be given. So stuff like ticks, circles, marks that might stretch into another box, people using av numbering system stuff like that is then decided to be acceptable or not. A circle would still be accepted, they accepted the AV vote i saw as well for the first candidate. Unless you are a literal retard you cannot fuck up. and even then it's difficult.

>>126351027
>The paki who groomed kids at his kebab shop and killed Charlene lives in Fear of being snatched

I haven't seen anyone darker than an Italian for about 3 years in my village. Not counting the odd 100% NIGGER in their sunday best.
But yeah, Mining communities are held together by fear. We remove the smackheads, so child rapists are sure to vanish without a sound too.

>>126351809
Is that ANOTHER thing we can add to the mountain heap that is problems tony bLiar caused?

>>126351681

pakis are untouchable these days.


>except when they're not