Post Your Best State Constitution Memes

>>126341029
what r these mems called anyway

>>126342048
ay im from there wassup

>>126342316
Soon

>>126341029
Roll tide

>>126343100
what

>>126343100
ignore that i got autocorrect on

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>>126341029

>>126345167
The ozarks are beautiful desu

>>126341029
Alabama actually has the longest constitution in the US, and among the longest in the world, at over 300k words.

>>126341029
bump

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Best state coming through, or at least better than Ohio

>>126345994
And it's hilariously fucked up and broken but we keep just throwing amendments on it instead of rewriting it so it's a horrible convoluted mess.

Those fuckers down in Montgomery are basically the dumbest men alive.

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post new york city my niggas

Florida?

>Limestone County checking in

>>126351641
>Limestone county
>Madison Country's little brother

Lol, keep trying Athens.

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>>126345167
All of your Ozarks are belong to us ((((Arkansas)))))!

Polk county here

Can I get a template for this? I want to make one for MS.

Anyone got the Texas one?

>>126352172
Webster here

>>126348979
It's scary to think that people live in states where you can't easily obtain a Coney Dog

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Most of Appalachia belongs to us.

Does anyone have the Ohio or Penn one?

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Semi-related.

>>126341029
Was there ever a Tennessee one? I've never seen it on here

>>126354851
Muh pepperoni rolls
Muh blue ridge mountains

>>126354851
What town/city though?

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Too much Charleston, but bretty gud.

>>126355212
>yea boy midwest is the best!

>>126355264

Almost heaven.

>>126355212

That's some sauce.

>>126352136
Southern Missouri is rightful Arkansas clay

>>126355352

I'm near Parkersburg.

>>126355529
From martinsburg, live near fairmont

>>126355486
No all of Arkansas is rightfull Missourian clay!
#MakeMissouriGreatAgain

>>126355212
Where would New York fall under this?

Florida is gonna be a doozy

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fuck seattle

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>>126356097
washington is turning into a commie faggot shithole. fuck this gay state. come on kim, nuke it already.

>>126355928

New England.

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>>126357007

>>126356097
>>126356909
Is WA state outside of Seattle actually decent? I got a 60k/year job offer in Spokane.

>>126357352
for the most part yes
in general any area outside of the i-5 corridor is great

>>126355382
I'm live in Charleston anon. Where are you?

>>126357861
Wow its like I'm really there, freezing to death.

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>>126355247
Got ya TN bro.

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>>126358054
Nearabouts Greenville. The city proper is getting a bit overrun with carbet baggers, but the surrounding towns are nice.

>>126358831
I fucking hate how many people are moving here its shitting up the place how can we make them leave? It was so comfy here.

Anybody have one for Kansas?

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>>126348979
FUCK MICHIGAN

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>>126359616

>>126360090
THE UPPER PENINSULA IS RIGHTFUL WISCONSIN CLAY!

TREEEEEEEEEEEEEES

((((codification))))

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Mississippi checking in

>>126357548
I live/work around the tcc area and honestly it's bretty gud. There's a few pockets of bad areas but this areas experiencing a gentrification/hipster renewal and rents probably gonna hit a point where the welfare recipients in the area are going to have to move in the next few years. I'm excited.

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>>126355382
HOOYAH!
Couple more for the list: "Highest per capita of veterans in CONUS"
Most military installations; Shaw, Jackson, Parris Island, MCAS Beaufort, Charleston AFB, NWS Charleston, North AFB, McEntire ANGS

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>>126360197
think of the bright side Wisconsin, now you get to pretend your state looks like like a mitten and be a cheap knockoff of us!

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>>126360090
YOU GOT TWO SCOOPS OF CLAY

>>126352136
>All of your Ozarks are belong to us ((((Arkansas)))))!
you what, cunt?

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OUR VOW IS RECORDED
OUR BANNER UNFURLED

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>>126358454
Perfect. Thanks man

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>>126357575
>I agree too many fucking New York and Quebec Leaf Tourists up and down i95.
>Ranges in 904 are indeed shitty, outside south is prestige.
>Indeed based laws
>Indeed no income tax

Nailed it nignog.

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>>126341029
Indiana is the best Midwestern state.

>>126352136
>not having muh show me state
>supporting mizzou, the SJW college
>muh budweiser
>fuck kansas
Such a fucking disgrace of a state desu, its why I moved to AR

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Colorado anon representing

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>>126355382
>all that Charelston garbage
>sweetgrass baskets
>no college football representation
I get the feeling that you're a liberal yankee that moved down here like the tons of others that have infested my state over the years.

>>126362091
thank you fellow co anon

>>126345167
>No Walmart
-69/10

>>126361805
>and Quebec Leaf Tourists
I went to Florida a couple of years ago and asked a waitress if they were cajuns cause they spoke french. She just said "No they're french canadians" They were all over the place.

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>>126361821
It honestly is.
I've lived in Illinois, Ohio, and Indiana and I can tell you Indiana is the most white state you'll find anywhere. Any blacks you find are about as light skinned as they get.

>>126361642
I dont get it. Anon can you explain the VT mentality and how they keep electing the same Kike over and over again?

>>126363392
The cult of personality around Bernie in Burlington is insane, and that's what keeps him in office.

>>126354851

forgot
>muh sexy cousin
>muh meth + heroin

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>>126362592
Kek. But on a more lighter note, some do seemed a bit redpilled especially seeing some of them at gun ranges with their American cousins. Still weird to see so many Leafs though.

>>126357007

New York is not New England fuck face

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>>126355928

I've yet to see a New York flagbearer. I try to add them whenever I see new flagbearers for US states, but it's been a while since I've seen a thread about them.

>>126361413
Hey now, Atlanta is the decadent capital of the South. Be proud of our splender. And don't go in the dark side..

>>126345994
I think it is the longest. Back when it was being drafted, the drafters wanted to prevent local efforts to remove Jim crow or segregation. So they made everything require a constitutional amendment, which requires a statewide vote.

Those fucking racists were probably barners, or barner ancestors.

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>>126358454
no Andrew Jackson?
REEEEEEEEEEE

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>>126343100
Fuck you

t.Vols fan

>>126358454
This one sucks but I have no artistic skills to fix it.

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Please everyone else stop moving here.

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Nebraska checking in

>>126359616
>0-35

>>126364671
The University of Alabama has the state law school so it's almost a certainty that those responsible for the state constitution were graduates of the Capstone, not Auburn, which was then known as the Alabama Polytechnic Institute.

>>126362879
Indianapolis checking in... we're a nigger infested shithole and all the suburbanites come here to work and give them change and cigarettes at the gas station

>>126361578
Missouri is better

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Only one I got for my state

>>126362034
Dude, I don't think a single dem won on nov 8th.
Also SJW side of Mizzou is falling apart.

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>>126361413
Should have used the pre-Barnes flag.

>>126342048
But SoCal is best cal

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My attempt at improving Tennessee's

>>126367192
No fuck kiffin?

>>126348979
It's true, no matter how bad Michigan is, there is always Ohio. the armpit of the nation, with Cleveland being the armpit of Ohio.
Ohio has one great lake, fucks it up bigly. Not deserving of 4 of them.

>>126367192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt2BAfhUHX0

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>>126341029

>>126367411
>Live in the suburbs an hour south of Cleveland

At least our negros are confined to EastCle.

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>>126367385
Kiffin only fucked us over once and ever since he did he has gotten lesser jobs. Fate already fucked Kiffin. His career is like a story in reverse. He started as an NFL coach and is now coach for some school I've never even heard of lmao.

>>126354851
Thanks for not putting "muh coal". Whether or not you believe in climate change, burning coal puts literal cancer in the air and water.

Hail from Morgantown

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>>126367433
delet this

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>>126367192
I like it!

>>126354851

WV anon here

I would totally bang my cousin(s)

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>>126365608

If you were not born in Texas you should not live here. This would help solve the Austin problem

>>126362879
WHO IS THE GIRL IN SOUTH FLORIDA PICTURE

>>126362879
>gunshine state

904?

>>126365608
>>126368161

This.
>Austinites are not originally from Texas.

>>126368552
Angie Verona (sp?)

someone please make a california one

>>126368161
>tfw direct descendants from first white woman to give birth in texas

SON. I AM TEXAS

>>126362536
>shirt

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>>126361413
thanks for not insulting Alabama.
We should both gang up against MS.

>>126366615
lived in both, would completely disagree.
Arkansas is 10/10 compared to Missouri.
Bentonville is near perfect city.

>>126361642
Ah Yes. Maple Syrup. We got it better in Maine... but your brothers Vermon'.

Never saw an Illinois. Don't even want to tbqh.

:(

>>126371373
Ground zero of niggerdom
Too many governors in prison to count
Will never pay debts
Junk bond rating
Firearm owner ID card
Everyone is leaving the state
Suburban sprawl

I'm getting depressed

>>126371663
I guess we have monster white tail deer. That's something you guess.

>>126362108
Yankeeanon here. (1) Looking at the way he's dressed, I agree. All my fellow yank there is missing is boat shoes. (2) We won the first time. (3) You'll get the help of the rural northern Yank states the second. (See ME,VT,NH)

>>126356514
Match'em

>>126371373
>>126371663
ILLINOIS CONSTITUTION
>MUH CHICAGO
>MUH CORN
>MUH NIGGERS
>MUH AL CAPONE
>MUH SPORTS
>MUH DEBT
>MUH POLITICAL CORRUPTION
>MUH MEXICANS
>MUH TAXES
>HOLY SHIT FUCK THIS STATE

What's the difference between unrestricted, shall-issue, may-issue and no-issue?

>>126370713
My Family is from Arkansas and were in both in their hay days, Missouri was way better when she was great. I think Missouri has the potential to be great.

>>126360883

I've waited a long time to see this one.

>>126358054
I live in mt p

>>126368161
I- I came here when I was two weeks old. Can I stay?

>>126372957

No. You have to go back.

I was born in San Marcos, great-great-great grandson of Erastus Deaf Smith.

Fuck Austin, and fuck yankee Texans (looking at you faggots up in DFW with your business suits and "cowboy" boots).

>>126372461
unrestricted means you are aren't required to have a permit to carry a concealed fire-arm, shall-issue means that if you pass basic requirements set out by state law, the issuing authority (county sheriff, police department, etc.) shall issue you a permit without the option to deny you, may-issue means that even if you pass the requirements the issuing body can deny you from getting a concealed carry permit, and no-issue means that the state does not allow you to get a concealed carry permit.

>>126372519
you must have lived in Greenwood or something

>>126361413
Ok fuck you too Georgia, we dont hate you at all
t. Floridian

>>126365608
>conservative Floridian here
You cool if I move to Dallas?

>>126375061

NO.

>>126375201
Damn

>>126356514
Cleveland's motto is at least we are not Detroit.

>>126375061
make the sacrifice and move to California. We can turn her red yet!

>>126375448

Thanks for reminding me, Anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM

>>126374192
>no-issue means that the state does not allow you to get a concealed carry permit.
So when are you allowed to use firearms? Only in fire ranges and your property?

>>126375519
No fuck California
>high cost of living
>illegals everywhere
>Shitty jobs
>Motherfucking Antifa
>Oakland, nuff said
>shitty gun laws
>retarded liberals
California can fucking rot, the only good things its has is Disneyland, and Elephant Seals

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEMo2FSuxFg
https://youtu.be/MJ-9XiexrUs
https://youtu.be/1hX1Cg6wyQ4
https://youtu.be/VjxH6tYUp34

>>126374590
They lived nice area not sure where.

We need to clean up Mizzou #MakeMissouriGreatAgain

>>126361456
>not nuking Athens
Jesus Christ No. You have to destroy those liberal faggots. They're completely insufferable.

t. GAMountainfag

>>126366986
gtfo nigger, Peaches n' Cream are God's gift to mankind.

>>126374736
Settle down Florida, we're still under cease-fire.

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>>126357575
Florida oranges < California oranges

>mfw family's orange orchards in SoCal got emminent domaine'd to build a freeway

>>126367571
>College basketball
>no one cares about UNI

Also no mention of wrestling
Whoever made this is a fool

>>126376239
Arkansas is weird. You can have Ferrari owners 15 miles from moonshiners.
Is still, hands down, the nicest state I've lived in.

>>126375061
pls no

>>126377158
>Moonshiners
>Nice state
The hell you on about Anon?

>>126341739
Muh state constitution memes

>>126341407
What about muh caves and muh Niagara of the South?
Also fuck Louisville.

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>>126342048
>picture for ants
SoJ is inherently retarded
>>126356097
>fuck Oregon
I thought we were friends

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Also muh Cascadia constitution

>>126377377
>not having a black market
>good state

I should ask you the same?

>>126378024
But we are number one!
in meth.

>>126375946
Not necessarily. It just means that you can't carry the weapon in a concealed manner. Some places with no-issue on concealed carrying may allow open-carrying

>>126372385
This tbhqhwyf :(

>>126378208
Meth and Heroine are the worst.
We have pot and moonshine.

>>126378530
but at least we are number 1.

>>126341407
You forgot the part about "muh incest"

>>126342048
D O P E
Tfw when uncles lives in caleveras

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Where's Wyoming

>>126378852
you can win that one lul

>>126341029
tfw living in RI and we are slaves.

>>126379402

I don't know that they have internet access yet

Why are there so many of these for hick states? It's all the same shit

>muh guns
>fuck the state next to me

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>>126379402
Even rare than Montana. Someone post the template so I can do Big Sky Country some justice.

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Utah reporting in

>>126366472
Fort Wayne here

REEE WHERE IS NEW HAMPSHIRE

>>126379421
and you win in incest.

>>126356909

Seattle sounds like the Toronto of the united states.

>>126380332
How dare you confuse us with Mississippi.

Anybody got CT?

>>126380471
True.

But I know how to mess with you though.

R-Kansas

>>126381011
mizzurahh

>>126380779
>CT
>Good in any way
lolno
>t. ctfag

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>>126380309

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>>126380779

>>126382452
>GE
Didn't they leave the state?

>>126382177
there was a line and you just crossed it

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>>126377962
>Sounders
>Not Timbers

This is why Cascadia will have a civil war in the first 10 years of it's existence

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>>126352136

>No deep fried ravioli

kys

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>>126379615
>Montana

>>126382452
You also forgot

>MUH WOMENS BASKETBALL

and also

>MUH NYC JEWS
>MUH MEXICAN LAWNOWER SLAVES
>MUH POST-APOCALYPSE BRIDGEPORT

fuck this gay state

>>126382379
beautiful

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>>126379402
>Wyoming

>>126383096
Got RI (if one even exists)

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WHERE IS
NEW
FUCKING
YORK

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>>126341029
PA master race reporting in.

>>126383008
I know I want to add it later. Also needs gooey butter?

>>126355382
This is the only one of these I like because there are many injokes. Shit like the basket and morgan island I dont get but someone from SC would. The rest of these are just "muh guns" and "muh sweetcorn" and "muh deep fried X"

>>126355780
Amen, brother. We will storm the shores of little rock and Fayetteville until all the possums are no more!

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rare

>>126383068
Also starring

>Muh deficit

>>126383330
Amen and attack.

>>126379736
Needs some jazz shit in there

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>>126383182

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>>126383194

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>>126371373
>>126372385
>>126371663

>>126341407

where the fuck do you get a decent beer and/or job if not in Louisville?

>>126341029
Anyone have Virginia's?

>>126383862
Syracuse shirt was a must

Is there a South Dakota one?

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>>126345167
Arkansas is best Kansas.

>>126341407

also, college basketball is fucking gay. why can't UK even pretend to make an effort in football?

>>126341407
>Mingua beef jerky and ale8
Literally unbeatable

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>>126384274

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>>126358831

do you really drink that shit?

>>126384511
thx lad

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>>126384363

>>126361821
Indiana: the Crossroads of America (you must cross through here to get to some place better)

someone make a Connecticut one pls

>>126367571
Don't forget about based Steve King.
>>126384084
Don't forget about our nigger population.

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>>126355212
New England Ethno state flag

>>126357196
Oh my god, Kek

>>126352136
Also need to update the ccw. I'd rather it said constitutional carry since there's not really anything to issue now.

>>126384489

Mingua is the best chaser when drinking straight Ky. bourbon whiskey.

>>126384944
true thanks anon

>>126355212
I need the template for the that flag meme.

>>126382452
Connecticut is a vassal state of New York
t. I live here

>>126348979
This. Ohio is a unilateral shithole. First ohioan I meet is a fucking sicko.
>T. Californian

I can't imagine how cancerous marylands is

>>126367062
I'm from Coronado where you at faggot

>>126372239
what the fuck is wrong with wojack's left leg

>>126385320
Prince George's county is pretty much liberia

>>126385442
deep vein thrombosis, a proud southern tradition

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>>126385151

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>>126385320

>>126385484
That's where I live and yes, I fucking hate niggers. I have a 200 yd gun range at my home and a cousin with 600 a mile away so its all good..

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>>126383862

>tfw I'm a poorfag in NYC and will probably never save up enough to leave

>>126385320
ugh, fuck maryand

t. az to md transplant

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>>126385780
Why?

>>126385676
kek

bretty accurate, if i wasnt a fed i wouldnt be here, i cant wait to go back to az son

>>126385696
>poorfag in NYC

you would start saving money the moment you cross the state lines. How can anyone be too poor to LEAVE new york city?

>>126385678
>lives in PGC
Good God man, my heart bleeds for you

>>126356097
>fuck oregon
fuck you

>>126385696
Are you white?
Jew York is filled with spics, Jews, niggers, Muslims, and every type of non whites possible.

>>126384241
>where the fuck do you get a decent beer and/or job if not in Louisville?
Make moonshine like a real Kentuckian.
Also, fuck Lexington, too. Frankfurt is pretty shit as well.

>>126341029

We need more memes that shed a positive light on rednecks, hicks, hillbillies, farmers, country folk, etc..

While I am none of those things. I understand these people are our great allies against the left.

We need meme the "white trash" narrative out of existence to take power from the left.

>>126385676
Thank you anon. Truly, it would be a service to humanity to nuke us.

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>>126385863
spooks are people too.

>>126357575
WUN EIGHT HUNNID FO WUNWUN PAIN

>>126385855
job

>>126385893

My wonderful parents kicked me out of the house when I was 20 so I have to live in an (((apartment))) building which leaves me with very little spending money after all of my monthly expenses. I'm going to finish my Bacherlor's in accounting next year though so hopefully that will be good enough to leave this shithole.

>>126368161
deal with it. im adding a white face to the houston demographics

>>126367571
>OUR LIBERTIES WE PRIZE, OUR RIGHTS WE WILL MAINTAIN
Now if only Iowans would actually take a fucking stand and stop the nearby urban cesspools from shipping in niggers and arabs by the gross.

>>126354851
I hate you so fucking much West Virginia, and I'm not even exactly sure why, but you're better than fucking Hoosiers - t. Kentucky

>>126385983

I'm Italian so "white" by societal standards.

All I want is a nice quiet life where I can enjoy low taxes, guns, and a house in a quiet suburb - also somewhere not so liberal. This place is the exact opposite of that and I can't stand it. Would Pennsylvania or NH be better? I don't mind winter and snow.

>>126365608
San Antonio checking in. The city is ugly as hell, but at least the Alamo is safe.

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>>126341029
THE REAL WASHINGTON STATE CONSTITUTION:
>MUH STOLEN BIKES
>MUH TENT
>MUH GAMES
>MUH SALMON
>MUH WHALES
>MUH GAYS
>MUH ABORTIONS
>MUH RIGHT TO KILL NAZIS
>MUH MOUNTAINS
>MUH SANCTUARY CITY
>MUH IMMIGRATION
>MUH WEED
>FUCK THE 1%
>FUCK TRUMP

>>126386093
what part? kek

bethesda here

>>126386422
West Virginia is Rightful a Virginian clay, those coal digging mountain Jews stole it
t. Virginian ex pat

>>126386220
sounds like your generous parents allowed you to stay in there house two years longer than they were required to.

>>126386015
does anyone actually enjoy drinking moonshine?

>>126341029
t. angry santa barbarian

>duplicate file: >>126384324

housing is way too much here - a million fucking dollars is minimum for home ownership

>>126385931
3 niggers killed within 2 miles of my home in the past year.. the few whites still here only stay because we own businesses. The only good thing is that cops NEVER pull over, charge, or generally screw with white people. It's well known a white guy can shoot a nigger dead on the spot and any/every judge/cop/state prosecutor will assume the nigger deserved it.

>>126384324
anyone got any for norcal?

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>>126386971
Is this what the average white Man in PGC looks like?

>>126360883
Barq's is fucking great.

>>126342316
530 u?

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>>126386989
I think you mean the state of jefferson anon.

>>126386601
Pg, (right outside aafb). Bethesda is nice, but a crowded piece of shit at the same time. I die a little inside every time I get stuck on Connecticut/jones bridge going to bnc

>>126387446
crowded as fuck. when i have appintments at walter reed it is a fucking pain in the dick to find parking. On top of that people drive like fucking maniacs even in parking garages.

I am up at Andrews quite a bit but mostly stay in DC during the week.

I think I need to move, either get a place in DC or Alexandria

>>126361821
Fuck you, Indiana, Hoosier drivers who come over to Kentucky are a fucking plague, also your state is fucking squat and full of corn and soybeans.

>>126385589
Thanks brother.

>>126386729
Rural KY fag here. No moonshine is shit.

>>126387882
How rural?

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>>126354851
West Virginia is Best Virginia

>>126387123
Absolutely. Even worse usually.. either that or they're extremely overweight + gay/bi liberal degenerates who use food stamps and are LITERAL cucks.
>not exaggerating in the slightest

>>126377786
NOTHING TO SEE HERE FOLKS.
oregon is a terrible state and doesnt exist and dont come here especially if your from california

>>126387123
I thought about applying to be a cop in PG County at one point. Then I realized I didn't want to get shot and wrestle niggers for 22 years at 40k a year.

>>126348979
>>126367411
>>126385305
Every Ohioan I have ever met won't STFU about how great Ohio is. No other shit-tier state gets upsold so much by its refugees here in Commiefornia.

Anyone else have this problem?

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>>126362108
This the real one

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>>126388276
>>126388222
Come to New Hampshire, Come home white man

>>126388276
Mmyeah not gonna die to save Suitland niggers from each other then get called racist for it

>>126348979
JETS PIZZA FOR THE WIN....>EVERYBODY ELSE BTFO

>>126362879
I DON'T UF ANYWHERE ON THERE.

>>126384425
College basketball is the only sport I can kinda watch because it's fast paced, unfortunately it's super nigged up. I can't stand football, 3/4ths of the fucking game is just waiting around to make plays while clocks tick, it's so fucking tedious, though not as godawful as baseball.

>>126361138
The Air Show at McEntire a few weeks ago was great

>>126345167
Have been looking for my state for so long

>>126387416
>implying anyone south of the oregon border can own guns.

>>126362091
>no mention of mag restriction
>no mention of private sales requiring bg check
life is suffering

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>>126361413
Fairly accurate
>>126366986
>Atlanta-fag spotted.
Literally the worst part of Georgia.

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>>126356097
I laughed so fucking hard when I saw that mustache I've never been to WA state but I totally get it

>>126386729
>does anyone actually enjoy drinking moonshine?
It's for getting fucked up fast, not for sipping like you're Frasier of the hills.

>>126387882
>Rural KY fag
I live in the pozhole of Louisville and would love to live in rural KY, but there are no fucking jobs there and I'm too poor to start a horse ranch or some shit.

>>126388670
>>126348979
best. pizza form factor. ever.

>>126388521
Fuck your Gestapo cops
t. Better versions of NH, ME

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>>126348979
>Greek food at state fairs

>>126389793
Vikings... and Packers? As a Minnesotan I am deeply Confused. I don't even fucking like football. Do appreciate your oilfields lureing away the trash though!

>>126365796
hell yeah

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>>126385676

You will be allowed in as a refugee when Delmarva finally gets its Independence.

I can't believe how long this took me to make, considering how shitty it is.

>>126358454
is the 57 spelled out with animal pelts? i can't really tell

>>126367571
>fuck nebraska
Missouri will always be our enemy, we fought a war with them over honey

add Steve King, John Wayne and Brownells

>>126376057
>Those trucks
This is how they could make a Mad Max in America

>>126365608
is dallas very liberal?

Kansas plz

>>126356097
Forgot "MUH NIMBY"

>>126362879
Can i introduce you to Gary, Indiana?

>>126365608
Talk with mexico and california about that, the rest of us are fleeing mexicans and californians when we move there.

>>126386989
desu California would need one with like 6 people fighting for space

>>126363392
Burlington is a liberal cesspool, but the rest of VT is alright.