Brit/pol/: British Summer Time Edition

>>126340587
First for Labour

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VOTE FARAGE!

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>>126340587
>voting

>reposting
Hey lads what's with all the threads? Anyways as you probably remember I've been on holiday here in America for the last couple of weeks and I thought I'd give you an update on where I've been thus far (in no particular order)

>Boston
flew in here, the people have funny Brit-like accents (similar to the northern niggers back home) and are overall rude
>New York
Very nice and multicultural, reminds me of home, expensive to live but would love to move there permanently
>Dallas
muh guns is a real thing, Britain should consider legalising open carry
>Charlotte
currently here for the weekend to watch some NASCAR but I've been watching them practice and I honestly think it's way cooler than F1 (plus no nigger NASCAR drivers)

My thoughts on America so far: I would love to live here permanently (in just about any state) since Americans are the nicest people especially compared to us Brits and they are the military powerhouse of the world who could kick our arses any day of the week. America is better than Britain in so many ways you guys have to see it to believe it.

Im working on getting a work visa atm, but if I absolutely have to move back to England I will try my absolute hardest to make Britain more like America.

God save the Queen but man I want to live in America forever! America is literally the land of the free!

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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

He's actually gonna do it

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Corbyn is bringing it back. Be ready for a HUGE upset on June 9th.

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>"Cheers, anon. Wow, it was great to meet your parents today. I guess things are getting pretty serious between us. But i have something to tell you..."

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Big Soup.

>>126340900
>>126340897
Shopped

>>126340900
>>126340897

The absolute MAD MAN

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Oh lol did you guys see this yet from our former commonwealth brothers?

>>126341007
Jake?

Andrew Marr Show tomorrow, BBC One, 9am:
>John McDonnell
>Damian Green
>Paul Nuttall
>Brendan Cox (who?)
>Paul Mason
>Miranda Green
>Amanda Platell

Peston tomorrow, ITV1, 10am:
>Boris Johnson
>Barry Gardiner
>Caroline Lucas
>Nicholas Soames
>Jess Phillips
>Hugh Grant

Sophy Ridge on Sunday tomorrow, Sky News, 10am:
>Jeremy Corbyn
>Tim Farron

>>126340911
>Tattoos
Into the trash.

Is UKIP still weak?

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>>126341114
>brennies still milking his wife's skeleton

>>126341196
It's fucking dead.

>>126341196
They're fucked. 4% or something

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https://twitter.com/JoeBowly1/status/865989366187012096

Surely he must now win?!?

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>>126341196
>>126341291
>>126341322

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>>126341114
GET YER COX OUT FOR THE SECRETARY.

>>126341196
No, they are poised to win an overall majority in May on current trends. Nigel Farage PM may become a reality.

>>126341196
Look at the state of their broadcast:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eghZ7mE-MFA
All the money has been taken out

>>126341196
Literally who?

>>126341114
What about The Big Questions lad I want to shout at the jumped up Muzzies in the audience.

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>>126340831

>>126341447
I cannot stand that programme.

>>126341402
What a load of virtue signalling from all these celebs

>>126341442

Fucking hell hahaha

Looks like it was put together by a BTEC Media student

>>126340911
>tattoos
Probably a whore.

>>126341576
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Probably

>>126341576
She's a fucking blacked pornstar

>>126341447
They've only announced one guest, but it's a good one - Douglas Murray.

It really says something about how retarded the incels on the rest of /pol/ outside brit/pol are that they can't even explain why Islam is shit.

They're so down a warren of their own retarded women hating virgin cuck philosophy that they might as well be Muslims now some of them.

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Wew. That Donny, eh? What a lad...

>>126341704
Why are people posting this degenerate filth on comfy brit pol. Piss off

>>126341720
Read two of his books, very astute man. Looking forward to him getting ganged up on by actual retards

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>>126340911
>have something to tell you..."
you're a porn-addicted cuckold, we know.

>>126341442
It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
UKIPs coming home

>>126341114
>brendan cox

how are you going to celebrate jo cox day in a few weeks time?

>>126341789

THAT'S IT. I'VE FUCKING HAD ENOUGH

Time to seize the means of production

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>>126341789
At least he's building the...
At least he's stopping foreign wa...
At least he's cancelling deals with Ira..
At least he's scrapping NAF..

>>126341946
Who?

>>126341789
>Detroit

who will notice?

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>>126341442
WAIT
I-IS THAT?

J A H A N S

ng britain's got talent
>some rollerblading duo
>white female, black male
>from Germany
Pottery.

>>126342114
kek clearly a lad who took brit/pol/ means too seriously

>>126342006
If he doesn't say "radical Islamic terrorism" in his Saudi speech he's dead to me.

Funny how the west always calls Iran the world's biggest sponsor of state terrorism when they're are ZERO Shia terrorist attacks in the west.

We're allied with the Sunni goatfuckers who would dance on our fucking graves when we die.

When Iran actually has decent people in it and a pre Islamic non goat fucking culture that still exists.

>>126341789
>USA

Literally who cares?

>>126340911
This meme is shit and you need to stop posting it

>>126342202
What does this pottery meme mean?

>>126341576
The fact that this swed doesn't know who she is is encouraging for his country

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>>126342305

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>>126342305

FUCKING SHOULD I LADS?

>>126342254
Its not funny and degenerate. Vicky MGTOW is the only funny non pol meme.

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>cummy

Anyone here got douglas murray's new book?

>>126342305
New

>>126342341
Why would you need cuck porn in Sweden? You live it

>>126342099
Jesus Christ. What book is this?

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>>126341442

>>126342450
Been here over a year mate.

>>126342399

FUCKING DO IT

>>126341854
Exactly my thought, and booing from the obvious planted audience...Why does that show even have an audience?

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>>126342399
Digits say yes.

>>126342447
Apparantly if you nosh him off while dressed as Abu bakr al bagdadi he'll give you a signed copy for free

>>126342447
Got the audiobook, and Bloody Sunday which is great

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reply
>"mummy"
and holly willoughby will enter your room tonight and tongue your arsehole.

>Go to bed at 10 last night
>Wake up now
Fucking hell

What did I miss from the day?

>>126342494
The absolute fucking state of that man.

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>>126342399
If it's voting, then no.

>>126342476
http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2016/04/a_look_inside_britains_muslim_sex_grooming_gang_scandal.html

Easy Meat: Inside Britain's Grooming Gang Scandal

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>>126342777
The tripfags have been genocided

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>>126342399
I FORGOT THE FUCKING PICTURE LADS

SO I'LL ASK AGAIN

FUCKING SHOULD I LADS?

>>126342753
Can I tongue hers instead?

>>126342777
Breakfast, lunch and dinner, apparently.

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>>126341442
tfw can't vote for UKIP. Spoiling my ballot.

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Fucking hell lads the Lib Dem broadcast is pure comedy gold, I'm in tears of laughter right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UudOAXLYl3o

>>126342447
On the audiobook right now, get one of those audible trials and xancel it immediatly.

>>126342877
>a tiny cheese pizza for a tenner

nah get a chicago town from the supermarket

>>126342753
mumsie wummsie!

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>>126342904
>wanting to vote for anyone

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>>126342494

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>>126340587
>tfw you'll never pump your cum up Holly's puckered pink arsehole

>>126342911
>Alright?

Something very unnatural about this.

>>126342911
>blacked boi
>guy not going to work
>woman does
smells jewy to me

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>>126342871

Seriously bored.

Anyone wanna come out tonight? Bristol area.

>>126342871

>that lazy eye

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>>126342877
Whatever floats your boat lad. Had an XL doner kebab for my supper tonight.

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>>126342753
Of all the sex acts you could do with Holly Willoughby. What a waste

>>126342871
smacks side of her head knocks eye str8

>>126342305
It means poetry. Pol made it pottery. It is sarcastic.

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>>126343160
Oh damn the holocaust was a lie

>>126343234
Obese Paki detected

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAtRSwd7Iws

gimme some good youtube debates or lectures or SOMETHING please brit/pol/

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>>126343340
It sure was

when mummy bans here what will you sad fecks do ?

>>126342494
NUT is just too funny to watch.

>>126342911
The absolute state of that

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>>126342494

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>>126342753

>holly will never read the morning news to you stroking your hair while you're tucked up in bed in your Buzz Lightyear blanket playing on your DS

What's the point of any of this?

>>126342842
Thanks. May as well piss myself off and read it.

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>>126343285
The fucking things I'd do.
Lord help me.

>>126343380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04wyGK6k6HE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USg3NR76XpQ

>>126342877
>Margherita

You some kind of nonce, lad? Get a real topping

I decided to watch Have I Got News For You today.

25 minutes of literal who's bad mouthing Trump.

Why do you guys pay a TV License?

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>>126343488
A real bloke who ears brekkie just like me! He's got my vote

>>126343544
Dominos full house

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>>126343488
>Having to pretend to like pie and mash with eel liquor to try prove working class credentials
Is there any thing more pathetic?

Since we had UKIP and Lib Dem broadcasts already here are the others:

Labour:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz--_LkzbII

Nasty Party:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIP5bXp5b7s

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>>126341427
Why do you always waste one post with a can of Big Soup? You annoying wanker, you're worse than a tripfag.

>>126343047
Interesting. I'd like to know the size of 'household' by each group. Obviously if you've got a household of ten people then the likelihood of at least one person in the household being employed must rise.

>>126343488
What the fuck is that plate of shite

>>126342842
>>126342099
Just the teething pains of the multicultural utopia :^)

>>126343675
HIGNFY has been shit for a while now

>>126342911
>interracial couple
>cuck beta male
>Oh no i spilt my coffee
>FOOTBALL LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE
>Cuck beta male is the homemaker
>DRUUUUUMPH
>THINK OF THE 30 YEAR OLD CHILDREN
>STUPID MAN DOESN'T KNOW WHAT DEJA VU IS HAHAHAHAHA
>Milkman literally looks like David Brent at 3:07

>>126343675
>It's a 'woman makes a vague reference and people vaguely laugh' episode

>>126343544
Only mugs pay the extra 2 quid or so for toppings when all you're going to taste in shit tier cheese and cheat.

Toppings on a pizza is like ketchup on a roast dinner

>>126343798
Here's a secret

It's ALWAYS been shit, you was just too young to notice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKoS5X4SMrY

Muslims never follow the quran
They pork is halal but they like ham
Islam is a joke.

Most Muslims love ham.

Birmingham

Rotherham

Dagenham

>>126343477
Use a VPN? Failing that, become a productive member of society.

>>126343939
>you was

You are black.

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>>126343380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoO6146qM5g

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>>126343076
>>126343544
FUCK YOU THEN LADS

>>126343234
Comfy.

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>>126343798
a while being, 20 or so years.

It was great in the 1990s.

>>126343531
What would you do?

>>126343166
Congrats you have officially just reached rock bottom.

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>>126343961

>>126342753
MUMMY

>>126343733
his movie cameo went well I see Bombed a massssive film and being sued by Hollywood exes

>>126344056
>Cherry Coke

Now you're talking

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>“If it was the religion of His Majesty to deprive himself of smoking and alcohol I must point out that my rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also drinking alcohol before, after, and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them,” Churchill wrote in his memoirs.

>In addition, Churchill’s gift of a Rolls Royce further offended the king because the driver’s side was on the right and required the king to sit on the left, which was considered a “position of dishonor.” He never once used the car, according to Lippman.

>Overall the king’s impression of Churchill was not favorable. He compared the two during a private meeting with Eddy.

>“’The contrast between the president and Mr. Churchill is very great,’ the king said,” wrote Eddy. “’Mr. Churchill speaks deviously, evades understanding, changes the subject to avoid commitment, forcing me repeatedly to bring him back to the point. The president seeks understanding in conversations; his effort is to make the two minds meet, to dispel darkness and shed light upon the issue.’ The king concluded: ‘I have never met the equal of the president in character, wisdom and gentility.‘”

>Even after Roosevelt’s death shortly after the meeting, the strong impression left on the king allowed President Truman to continue the relationship with Saudi Arabia. One of the results of the meeting was the king’s approval of the U.S. military to build the Dhahran Airfield.

BRITAIN
BTFO
T
F
O

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>>126340587
We have the best celebs, don't we folks?

>>126343735
>Can't pay attention to anything but Theresa May's hair blowing about

>>126343128
>Swivels head 20 degrees to look at her
>Checks her for noticeably longer than normal while the targeting software in his head figures out that she isn't likely to attempt to attack him nor convert him to homosexuality
>Says alright
>Turns head back forward smoothly

>>126344124
Nah just moved to a new city

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>>126340587

>>126343991
Go a foodbank /volunteer and see what mummy has done to the GB anon

>>126343733
>Is there any thing more pathetic?

Yeah, me for thinking the lamp hehind him was some broad's lacy knickers.

Thumbnails are fucking devious sometimes.

>>126344056
>Kebab
Eating halal mate, what the fuck kind of degenerate are you?

>>126344191
>Bombed a massssive film
Felt bad for Guy Ritchie after watching him on JRE. He seems like a decent bloke

>being sued by Hollywood exes
Explain?

>>126344155
being this much a New faggot here

>>126344242
holly shit what happened to the mother of dragons??

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>>126342911
What a radical dairy unionist.

>>126344242
fatty lel

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I'm still quite undecided where my vote is going to go, it's less who I agree with more, and more who I disagree with least. I don't trust the gov spending as much money as corbyn wants to, am for less gov intervention generally and think the rise in corporation tax is bad for business. The cons are destroying the NHS however, no sensible education plans and views on the internet/privacy are ridiculous. Also, I was reading the UK libertarian party manifesto yesterday, had a lot of decent policies in tbf.

>>126344454
WTF I love Saudi Arabia now

>>126344242
You just know she's got some bush down there. What a woman, what a child bearing capable woman.

>>126344454
Every time he goes full good goy he does JUST enough to make me like him again.

>>126344108
Things! man Things!

>>126342911
severe lack of milk in this lads

Libertarians are only running a few candidates, check whom you can actually vote for.

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>>126344463
>lamp
What lamp?

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>>126344529
That High res cured by cancer.

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>>126340587
I have a lot of respect for Brit anons

https://youtu.be/__rmG9tQQvs

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>>126342877
Reminder that a munchy box costs a tenner.

>>126344454
Implying the Saudis won't let Trump do whatever the fuck he wants because he's better than any other English leader to visit KSA in history
See
>>126344240

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>>126344597
>voting

>>126343733
He probably does like it to be fair. He was born and raised in Leytonstone in east London

>>126344454
OH NO THOSE POOR RETARDED SAUDIS WITH THEIR RETARDED CUSTOMS GONNA GET A POO POO

>>126344242
never thought she was hot in the first place.
like that fucked up bitch in RE and The Fifth Element.

>>126344499
??

>>126344597
>Libertarian Party
Yeah, all 5 of them.

>>126344479
The hollywood fim bosses blame him for crashing film and are telling Ritchie if he wants to do any more films Beckhams stumps up lose it was in the papers anon

>>126344751
the_donald is back open now mate

>>126344705
Meant for >>126344597

>>126344767
where the fuck do I get one of those

What're you lads listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kobdb37Cwc

>>126340910
Babs <3

>>126344767
That looks fucking disgusting. I'd rather burn a tenner than give it to be pakis who concocted that abomination.

>>126344872
Scotland

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>>126344872

>>126344240
That about are Teddy?

>>126344315
Go out and meet people. If you're completely socially awkward, buy some coke, make friends by offering people a bump while you're out

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>>126344240

We invented the meme country that is Saudi Arabia, I hope gladly we will be the ones to destroy it with nuclear hell fire now we are on the way to mastering fusion energy.

>>126344661
saggy sweaty fat thighs and stinky minge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dQkhKk5Kgk

Post classic patriotic music lads.

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>>126344966

Does your dad know you're gay lad?

>>126344767
Chips, Kebab, lettuce, wings?

>>126344932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL7-7shibkw

Gonna piss myself laughing when Corbyn gets in.
Look into your hearts, it's what the jew wants.

>>126344597
I'm on the shitter lad don't give me an erection.

Makes me feel like a pervo getting a chub while I'm smelling my own excrement.

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>>126344509
she became the mother of wagons

>>126344597
I'm voting Labour solely because they hate the Jews

>>126344464
>A Britbong that Doesn't like kebab
Disgusting

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>>126344932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmwqEg-06Ww

>>126344767
How FAT/Morbidly Obese are you ?

>>126345074
You're a fucking disgrace tbphwyf

>>126345138
But Corbyn is anti-Israel

>>126345150
wtf is that picture?

i attached a picture of wagon wheels lol

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>>126344767
>mfw seeing munchy boxes

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>>126344940
: )

>>126344822
Lurk more kid ok

>>126345101

No wings (usually).

>chips
>doner meat
>chicken pakora
>vegetable pakora
>mushroom pakora
>salad
>pakora sauce

Some places put onion rings in as well.

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>>126344731
Will do chores for votes

>>126345207
that map seems like another world.

>>126345195
One made me throw up and ever since then i dont like em, and fuck giving them my money.

>>126345195
I've never eaten a kebab tbhmate

>>126344242
>THE WALL
She hit it

>>126345074
I don't buy food off pakis. And I don't even class this as food

>>126345074
>Halal
do you give the muslims serving you that vomit inducing following mornings diarrhoea a quick blowjob too you fucking cunt.

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>>126345299
What's a pakora?

>>126345284
was just a meme lad

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>>126344823
Yeah, I was more putting it out there as worth a read as interesting policy suggestions. Some are a bit out there, but there's a lot of good sensible stuff. Obviously they currently make no impact. Time could be ripe for a bigger libertarian party though

>>126345378

>implying pizzas from a good kebab shop don't piss all over the fare offered by expensive shitholes like Dominos and Pizza Hut

I hope you're not spending fifteen quid on a pizza, lad.

>>126344242
Mother of Wagon Wheels

>>126345008
Churchill vs FDR
>>126345015
>We invented the meme country that is Saudi Arabia
Nah..the Saud and Bedouin tribes did..we protected it

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RIP BRITAIN

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>>126345411
Do yourself lad

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>>126345074
Thats dogshit anon go be an hero now ok

this is what you need

>>126345233
It'll be another shoah, right?
Imagine the compo the jews will get from the re-nationalisations. Not to mention the endless degeneracy promoted & fertilised by the party faithful.

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>>126345549
IT'S REAL

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>>126345074
>tfw about to smash into this

>>126345549
Opinium is biased as fuck and their findings are usually 6% out

>>126344108
Take her out to a nice restaurant.

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>>126345195
I used to eat kebabs before I realised how fucking degenerate it was, I'm still disgusted with myself.
Every time you eat one you're supporting muslims and Halal slaughter houses.
YOU ARE EVERYTHING WRONG WITH HIS COUNTRY
But thank you anon, thank you for proving just what kind of a LARPing plebbitor nu-/pol/ twat you are.

>>126345141
Prostate stimulation whilst masturbating is the key to a healthy and longer life anon

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>>126345549
It looks like Corbyn has Momentum

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>>126345523
I buy the odd dominoes.

>I'm not poor so 20 quid is nothing to me
>dot have to fund pakis
>have a nice chat with the Liverpudlian delivery driver about the apple tree in front of my house because we're on first name terms
>don't have to fund pakis.

Did I mention

>don't have to fund pakis.

>Charlene downes.

Give it a Google lad.

>>126345010
Where do I find some?

>>126345531
oh, That Roosevelt. Nothing in comparison to Theodore unfortunately, Someone id say that encapsulates the true american spirit

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>>126345722
>voting

>>126345299
Fuckin' lad, from the north-east by any chance?

>>126340587
Hey brah can I get a sauce on that pic? I'm going some international science research.

>>126345074
what is this, looks good AF

Hey guys I tuned out after I helped meme you guys into leaving the EU.

How's the UK going? Collapsing/cucking? Looks like you guys are voting for communists?

>>126345531

I think you need to check your history, we used the Saud and Bedouin tribes as a proxy to attack the Ottoman Empire during WW1.

You just got hooked on their cheap oil after WW2 sending your young men off to die in pointless wars whilst they plot and fund the killing of your civilian population.

>>126345549
I hope it's a hung parliament.

>>126344509

She was literally never fit.

>>126345861

It's Jo Cox

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>>126345861
Holly Willoughby

>>126345549
It's not real you mongs

>>126344242
Man she's put on a few pounds hasn't she?

She used to be fit.

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>>126345408

Chicken pakora is basically chicken breasts
pieces in a spicy batter, deep fried.

Mushroom pakora is the same (but with mushroom).

Veg pakora is kinda different - it's a chickpea flour thing with peas and onions in it and stuff - but it's still deep fried.

You dip it in the pakora sauce which is also spicy.

>>126342450
>>126342524
It goes all the way back to Monty Python. Hardly new.

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>>126345378
This, I make my pizza fresh at home

>>126345169
Good lad
>>126345398
Kek
>>126345408
dog shit looking like a sausage
>>126345523
why not I can afford on my Bennies lad
>>126345524
Brilliant Kek
>>126345549
Yes lets see a Real GB now

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>>126345138
>>126345169

I DON'T KNOW WHO TO BELIEVE

So is labour good or bad for jews?

>>126345874
Sorry, no dogs no yanks no brownskins allowed on Brit/pol/

My pussy gets so fucking wet watching question time, Guess I have a thing for older men x

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>>126344862
I don't like that kike loving shill

>>126344767
Whoever eats that filth deserves to be deported.

How can anyone vote for May now that she wants to control the internet?

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>>126345930
Wish she took more photos of this cosplay

>>126345753
I agree. TR was my favorite president. FDR was kind of a cunt but he did what a president needed to do.

TR National Park is beautiful though if you ever are visiting bumfuck North Dakota

>>126345874
No the left party has gone hard left and is shitting the bed in the polls

>>126345623
How HUGE are you land whale ??

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>>126345958

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>>126345936
Idk, she doesn't look like she has a belly or anything, but still she's fallen quite a way

>>126346039
I'm probably more Anglo than you Achmed

>>126346017
If they were good they'd be 4 points up tbqh

>>126343339
Monty Python

>>126345874
>looks like you guys are voting for communists

Not a chance mate. Look at how badly labour did in the last election a few weeks ago, and how badly labour is doing in the polls.

>>126345874
We're going full 1970's.
Sniffing glue, massive sideburns, the whole 9 yards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpVqWS-cUKc

>>126343735
Not a single white British man in the conservatives broadcast.
WHY ISN'T THERE A DECENT PARTY TO VOTE FOR THAT HAS A CHANCE OF WINNING

>>126345877
>Saud and Bedouin tribes as a proxy to attack the Ottoman Empire during WW1
Thanks Lawrence

>>126346017
Good for globalist bad for Zyonists

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>>126346017
>POST LEWD EVAS

>>126345958
Can you stop you fucking stupid twat.

You do realise these paki kebab shops are the ones raping white children.

Anyone who funds them is a fucking idiot and deserves the gas chambers.

The left tried to make DA GRT BRITIZ KEBAB a meme and you utter retards fell for it.

>Charlene Downes

>>126345623
Okay fatty.

>>126345074

How many wayward young tearaway girls are ground up in that donner meat do you reckon?

You could be eating any number of young girls there... Paki spunk and all.

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>>126346097
They exist anon

>>126345981
>Dr oetker
>Funding kraut menace

Almost as bad as pakis desu

>>126346098
It's too bad that (((Americanism))) is being exported now instead of American values that used to exist. i am planning on visiting but i have the feeling id get shot, i'm one of those people that if something is going to go wrong im the one it goes wrong on.

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>>126346144
>Let me tell you about my heritage

>le 60% man

No

>>126346133
You can really see it around her neck.

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?

>>126346209

Maybe that should tell you something. The problems with society cannot be fixed with ballots

>If you watch porn you don't belong here
>If you eat Halal you don't belong here
>If you think any muslim can be based you don't belong here.
Your friendly kebab shop turkroach is the fucking problem you LARPERS

>>126346259
Not to mention they are also fronts that supply drugs, and its one of the ways they get to our children. They do indeed need the gallows.

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>>126346401
Wouldn't surpise me if it's just the angle desu

At least we have holly though

>>126346462
They changed the law last year so now you have to have a tv license even for iplayer. Just click you do, it doesn't check anyway.

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>>126346258
Goddamn do I love Eva

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>>126346502
Say that again kuffar

>>126346539
Paki takeaways need firebombing.

This is obviously satire btw GCHQ

>>126346638
>Based Sikh meme
Go back to T_D faggot

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>>126346500

>>126345683
Filthy sand nigger cunts
>>126345697
Dont hide being a homo with your nog blacked bummer m8
>>126345743
that paki cunt who chopped her up into a kebab ,got away with murder cos the fast tracked Uni /WImIN /Feminist copper in charge ruined/Bottled the murder case (she was sacked ) , that paki cunt sued the police and got £200,000 compo an drives about with a snide private number on his Merc now laffing at everyone in Blackpool !

>>126346638
CURVED

>>126346629
I-is this the Bond poker gal?

Literally one the most beautiful and elegant women I've ever seen.

>>126346700
fuck off civic nigger

>>126340587
Any hopes for a successor of the BNP as yet?

>>126346657
But they should probably be investigated by the health and safety department and then shut down for being filthy as fuck and supplying Halal meat.

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>>126346581
Holly is wonderful

>>126346758
>>126346757
>>126346715
>>126346702
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>>126346657
>>126346638
>>126346629
>>126346625
>>126346581
>>126346539
>>126346502
>>126346500
>>126346462
>>126346363
they'd put a little cap on you and call you "sammy the chimp" or something along those lines, as pirates do enjoy nicknames

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First poll from after the tory manifesto

business idea: we all get foreign wives because british women are kind of ugly

>>126346017
Very bad for the kikes. Corbyn hates them. This is the best way to sever their grip on businesses. Next step is to deal with the Muslim problem, but the Jews created that in the first place, so we must cut out the cancer at it's source

>>126346657
any1 that supplies them needs the fucking gallows aswell. This post is also satire GCHQ and for any future legal reasons, This post >>126346539 is also satire.

>>126346793
Yes, the conservatives are the True nationalist party.

A Britain for all patriots. A Tory Britain