/nmj/ - Nigger Mathematics Justice Thread 2

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>>126332311
Kang's CV

im here for that dedicated dutch guy who posts screencaps for this abortion

>$$ Math (I don't understand it) $$

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>>126332311
She states an obvious thesis that has no mathematical value (the "shape"-- wtf-- of lattices in various fields is equidistributed).

She then goes over basic high school calculus, such as deriving an integral (no joke, see attached).

She then essentially rehashes 17 papers, fills it with random bants (I read it briefly, but she literally talks about the age of drinking and vodka tonics or something), then concludes it as follows:

>THE END
>You’re still here? Oh, I guess I should tell you math papers generally don’t have what you or I might call a “conclusion.” They just sort of stop.
So, yeah, you can, um, go now. But, cheers!
>Seriously, it’s over.

Holy fuck this is triggering as fuck as a Mathematician

>>126332311
Why did she write such a cringey abstract? She could have just written a crappy thesis, she had to add her own stupid flair of social justice and humor. This is ridiculous, why is she owed a Ph.D. and my junior high math teacher isn't?

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>>126332311
MY FUCKING RAGE

The first goal is to count the number of forms in, or rather get a p-adic density of, Up = S σ Up(σ). For n = 3, 4 we can count the Tp’s by looking at possible combinations for points of intersection over Fp (no idea) which automatically gives us the “unramified” Up(σ), and then for the rest we can find the proportionof points in Tp(σ) which will correspond to maximal forms

>(no idea)
>no idea
>NO IDEA
>N
>O
>I
>D
>E
>A

REEEEEEE!!!!

>Reducibility
From there, you can get a bound on reducible points by knowing things I don’t really know, but read about in [Bha10, §3.2].

>by knowing things I don’t really know, but read about in [Bha10, §3.2]
>by knowing things I don’t really know, but read about
>by knowing things I don’t really know
>I don't really know

Is this a joke? This must be

Math and sciences need to be decolonized! Stop teaching white lies! We need to inject some melanin magic in these institutions of "higher learning".

https://youtu.be/WaM47Otif04
https://youtu.be/fmO-ziHU_D8

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>>126332311
>I just don’t have the necessary experience with math, outside of this thesis, to find abstract research-level math “interesting.”

what the fuck

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she literally admits being too lazy to fucking do the calculations required to prove her main theorem.

I don't give a fuck. American education has been so dumbed down that Bill "Muh Sex Junk Is So Oh Oh Oh" Nye is seen as an unironic authority of science. Higher education in the US is even worse than high school.

I hope we can do something about this. I was REEEing so fucking hard when I read her thesis. Disregarding all of the casual talk bullshit, there's some paragraphs in there that don't make any sense.

I can't believe that this bullshit has infiltrated math to the point of accepting a flawed, plagiarized, and unprofessional thesis. Can we get her to lose her Phd for the sake of mathematics?

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>>126332311
Get ready...

Here it comes...

>First thing to learn is the “Pfaffian.” I don’t know what kind of life you have to lead to have heard of a Pfaffian, but I had to look it up on Wikipedia.

>Wikipedia
>WIKIPEDIA
>W
>I
>K
>I
>P
>E
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>I
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>>126332311
The real test is whether or not she gets tenure.

>>126333050
>I don’t know what kind of life you have to lead to have heard of a Pfaffian

maybe the life of someone who studies math?

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>>126332311
1/2

Her thesis

>>126332311
This bitch looks like Clock Boy.

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>>126332311
2/2

Wikipedia

>>126332977
>"4 is between 3 and 5 but I'm too lazy to calculate why"
>gets PhD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>126332311
>Wikipedia
The Pfaffian (considered as a polynomial) is nonvanishing only for 2n × 2n skew-symmetric matrices, in which case it is a polynomial of degree n.

>Baboon's "Thesis"
The Pfaffian is not necessarily zero for a 2k × 2k skew-symmetric matrix, in which case it is a degree k polynomial over the coefficients of the original matrix.

>100% PLAGIARIZED
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>>126332685
Glad i have an audience so my anger doesn't feel wasted.

We're just making shit up as we go at this point

while taking a grad course, I had some nigger message me and ask if I would do her paper. Showed mowed my wife the message and told her she recently received MS Ed Leadership and she was in an Ed.D. so yeah, they cheat their asses off.

>>126332718
>>126332817
>>126332855
>>126332940
>>126332977
>>126333050

>muh Princeton PhD with Fields Medalist advisor

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

>American Education

My opinion of blacks has sunken even lower. Incredible.

I'm guessing she's going to be dragged along by colleagues, or she's going to find that she's deeply unhappy where she is.

When I found out how hard math research is, I fucking left.

So these are the "highly educated" individuals that voted for hillary

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>>126333271
doesn't look plagiarized to me. paraphrased perhaps.

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>>126332977
KANGZ DONT NEED PROOFS

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>>126333528
She was simply inspired by Wikipedia

Reminder that this
is what is being taught in American universities:

https ://youtu.be/Wllc5gSc-N8

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>>126333200
>>126333260
Good find senpai

At least she's self aware boys

>>126332311
>12 years to go from masters to PhD
>One publication
>Not even first author on single publication, 2nd author
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How can you publish nothing in 12 fucking years??
How can you get a professorship without a single 1st author publication??

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>>126333397
I really enjoy this thesis. It's so hilarious. I'm going to show it to my lab on Monday. It's going to be worth a good laugh. Probably print out some of these pieces to show grads examples of what not to do unless they want to be kicked out of the program

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>>126333528
She took someone else's words and claimed them as her own without attribution.

This is not general knowledge. She even admits she has no idea what a Pfaffian is.

And you can be assured there's more plagiarism...

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>>126332311

He non-white woman privilege got her a PhD from Princeton and there her PhD advisor was a Fields medal winner, the mathematical equivalent of a Noble prize in Physics.

Fuck SJWs and fuck this gay Earth.

>>126333788
surely. the pfaffian section is just not a good example.

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>mfw i had more publications then her by the 2nd year of my bachelors

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Friendly reminder that John Nash got a Ph.D. from Princeton for a dissertation on non-cooperative games and creating the Nash equilibrium, regardless of what you think of game theory.

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>>126333920
Mate... She admits that she had to read wikipedia to figure out what it meant. It's fine if you have no idea, but then you do it like this

The Pfaffian is described in detail in [source]. Briefly: A combination of matrixes that <WORDS>. We present here a few examples taken with permission from [OTHER SOURCE] [Fig 1, 2. 3]

Stop trolling kraut. Im enjoying this thread and I wont stand for trolling

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>>126333920
Yes it is. She copied the matrices from the page and ripped off at least one sentence including a a proof that is unattributed. Plus her writing shows up in other papers too.

>>126332311

there are 2 types of articles in academia, those that dress up simple concepts with complex jargon and those that explain complex concepts with concise language.

"Since having a toddler, I’ve found myself doing things I never used to do (because I would’ve found them
boring) and discovering it’s not always so easy. When your kid asks you to count the cars (by saying “dix!
quatre!”) it is not always obvious which cars to count, for instance (and don’t get me started on what is
a car and what is a truck). But my real problem comes when trying to count bicycles parked at a bicycle
stand. Every time I count, I get a different number because it’s hard for me to tell which parts belong to
the bikes I’ve already counted. One possible solution would be to pick one easy-to-see bicycle part and only
count that. Obvious choices would be handlebars, wheels, or seats. Imagine you had a way of seeing only
the wheels or only the seats (I don’t like handlebars; doesn’t matter why), maybe because you have some
really awesome spy computer sunglasses"

surprisingly this paper is neither. it is just trash. wow this is infuriating.

WOW THIS IN INFURIATING

t. psychology PhD student

>>126333788
Well, pfaffians indeed are pretty standard and all expositions will have to look similar.
>>126333361
As i said, i am net even sure these state the same.
Short of a verbatim copy, you would have a hard time arguing plag here.

This clearly can be included in phd thesis as example of invariant of action of symmetric group for sure, but certainly not as
> defining dem tings
are these negerküsse still edible?

>>126333481
>When I found out how hard math research is, I fucking left
She will just claim she "survived" and was being oppressed.

This reminds me of the black guy who doesnt think square roots are correct because the square root of 2 isnt 1. He is creating his own math as well...

>>126334190
>psychology
Honest question. Why. This isn't intended as a slight, but I mean, you must be aware that your field is complete nonsensical bullshit right?

>>126334190
What are you researching?

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>>126334277
>because the square root of 2 isnt 1
wat

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>>126334318
Something not reproducible

Respected research math is dominated by men of a certain attitude. Even allowing for individual variation, there is still a tendency towards an oppressive atmosphere, which is carefully maintained and even championed by those who find it conducive to success. As any good grad student would do, I tried to fit in, mathematically. I absorbed the atmosphere and took attitudes to heart. I was miserable, and on the verge of failure. The problem was not individuals, but a system of self-preservation that, from the outside, feels like a long string of betrayals, some big, some small, perpetrated by your only support system. When I physically removed myself from the situation, I did not know where I was or what to do. First thought: FREEDOM!!!! Second thought: but what about the others like me, who don’t do math the “right way” but could still greatly contribute to the community? I combined those two thoughts and started from zero on my thesis. What resulted was a thesis written for those who do not feel that they are encouraged to be themselves. People who, for instance, try to read a math paper and think, “Oh my goodness what on earth does any of this mean why can’t they just say what they mean????” rather than, “Ah, what lovely results!” (I can’t even pretend to know how “normal” mathematicians feel when they read math, but I know it’s not how I feel.) My thesis is, in many ways, not very serious, sometimes sarcastic, brutally honest, and very me. It is my art. It is myself. It is also as mathematically complete as I could honestly make it.

I’m unwilling to pretend that all manner of ways of thinking are equally encouraged, or that there aren’t very real issues of lack of diversity. It is not my place to make the system comfortable with itself. This may be challenging for happy mathematicians to read through; my only hope is that the challenge is accepted.

>>126333649
>>126333954
>>126333819

What's this fresh Churchill meme and why does it absolutely reek of Reddit?

Not gonna waste my time on reading her thesis but keep in mind that using results from others and stating (obvious) definitions is a very common part in academic work. Even if it's 99% "plagiarized" and 1% own work, it doesn't really matter as long as there is some own work and it's cited what is what. Some works are also just summaries and don't add anything new.


source: I am a TA at a top 10 worldwide uni doing theoretical physics

>>126333925
....but thats just a theory

>>126332311
Newfag from the_donald here. I had no problem with black people until I saw this thread, now I hate niggers! Thanks swarmfront!

>>126334583
This means you work at ETH, in theoretical physics, as a grad student. I can now finger you down to about 10 people. I'm going to Dübendorf soon and I'll drop by ETH and fuck your asshole buddy.

>>126334443
A relative of mine studied clinical psychology. Rats and statistics and all that.

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>>126334264
Always

>Kang
"First thing to learn is the “Pfaffian.” I don’t know what kind of life you have to lead to have heard of a Pfaffian, but I had to look it up on Wikipedia

You take a skew-symmetric matrix and find its determinant, this happens to be equal to the square of a polynomial in the entries of the matrix. That polynomial is the Pfaffian and it is apparently zero whenever the original matrix had an odd number of rows and columns."

>Wikipedia entry
"In mathematics, the determinant of a skew-symmetric matrix can always be written as the square of a polynomial in the matrix entries, a polynomial with integer coefficients that only depend on the size of the matrix. The value of this polynomial, when applied to the coefficients of a skew-symmetric matrix, is called the Pfaffian of that matrix. The term Pfaffian was introduced by Cayley (1852) who named them after Johann Friedrich Pfaff. "

>The Wikipedia entry fucking attributes it to the original Mathematicians who define it
>Math Kang doesn't even attribute Wikipedia and blatantly plagiarizes

>>126332311
>irl shitposting in academic form

That's something to be admired.

>>126334816
bromance HAPPENING

>>126334190
>regarding the quote
If only there was such a thing as a rear light on bicycles. That would make them so damned easy to count. Someone should come up with a system, maybe something with a magnetic coil to produce electricity while riding and a little battery to store the charge for stoplights.

>>126334871
>but I had to look it up on Wikipedia
eh, she does kind of say right there though

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>>126334816
Swizz bants just turned into Swiss bangz

https://arxiv.org/pdf/1309.2025.pdf

Here's her thesis without all the nonsense. It's 11 pages long.

Trans-mathematician : she identifies herself as one. Or not. Is she against Math? Anyway, gimme tenure, because fuck patriarchy!

So has anybody sent any of this info to her place of employment or anything? Or is this all one big circle jerk?

>>126333361

Ok, I see it now. That's definitely plagiarism.

The Pfaffian [...] is [nonvanishing only] for [a] 2[n] × 2[n] skew-symmetric matri[ces], in which case it is a [polynomial of degree n] [...].

If she couldn't define a Pfaffian in her own words she should have found a definition she liked (NOT from Wikipedia) and then properly cited it.

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>>126334576
I made them like 4 years ago. OC plz no bully.

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>>126334870
>Rat eats blue cheese instead of green cheese
>This means whites are inherently racist and transgenderism isn't a disease
>Clinical Psychology PhD awarded.
>>126334962
I probably work in an adjacent dept as this goat fucker, except i'm not a grad scrub

>>126335163
at least it's oc

SEVEN FUCKING YEARS OF DOING HER PHD AND THEN GETTING KICKED OUT AND SETTLED FOR A MASTERS
CAME BACK 6 YEARS LATER THREATENING THE DEPARTMENT WITH ACCUSATIONS OF RACISM AND SEXISM TO GET A PHD IN TWO FUCKING YEARS UNDER THE SUPERVISION OF A FIELD'S MEDAL WINNER. A FIELD'S MEDAL WINNER, AND WHAT DID SHE DO WITH THAT OPPORTUNITY, SHE PUT COMICS AND JOKES. FUCK

>>126334583

>keep in mind that using results from others and stating (obvious) definitions is a very common part in academic work. Even if it's 99% "plagiarized" and 1% own work, it doesn't really matter as long as there is some own work and it's cited what is what.

you are fucking delusional mate

t. PhD student in Mathematics at Oxford

>>126332311
As an alum of UH Manoa; I'm contacting the UHAA about this...

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>>126335087
>11 page PhD Thesis

WHAT

>>126334481
>trying to make math subjective
>typing a paper like a reddit post
This is the worst thing I've ever read

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>reposting to new thread
How soon until the public can no longer access (and thus verify the credibility of) everyone's PhD thesis because it'll be rayyyyyythist?

>>126326860
Oh dear god.
>bwhhahahhahahahahahahah
>ahem
>hhhhhhhhhhhhahhahahahahahhahaha
Those pesky IQs have a "correlation" to STEM success. You can't ask for a better surreal mentally ill SJW implosion.

>>126333762
>>Not even first author on single publication, 2nd author

I'm not an academic.

Is the order of author names a big issue?

>>126335087
>https://arxiv.org/pdf/1309.2025.pdf

good find. maybe ill actually learn something tonight

>>126332718
she put "super duper" in a fucking thesis

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>>126335087
>It's 11 pages long.
This is the funniest part of the whole thread.

Original
>130 Pages
Without goat shit
>11 pages

I grew up in Hawaii, however I didn't go to the university of Hawaii. I hope she gets fired. Hawaii may be a blue state, but they have little tolerance for PC bullshit.

Also, native Hawaiians hate niggers especially when niggers say that that Hawaiian are black roo.

>>126332718
you try being a slave for 50000 years and then come back an talk

>>126335279
She got kicked out? Source? For what? Plagiarism?

>>126335378
1st Author: You wrote this, you're the person people talk to about it (email now days)

If > 10 Authors

2nd Author: You did A LOT of work on the paper, helped with some writing, but not the head-honcho

3rd Author+: You're a lab rat / bachelors student that pipetted some stuff badly

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>>126333361
Compiled some of our findings

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>>126335534
Straight up bra, fuck popolos

>>126335534
arent there a million activist judges there?

>126335087

Manjul Bhargava is fucking brilliant though, and her thesis looks OK on arxiv. So I guess the sheboon does know some things.

>>126335294

Almost all papers on arxiv are just a collection of small proofs that 100-150 years ago nobody would have dared to publish because of lack of relevance. You have to search very long to find something that is actually adding something new and important or fully solves a problem (like Perelmans paper).

Nowadays every kid publishes every little thing that comes to their mind, just so they have something to show.

>>126335353
>https://arxiv.org/pdf/1309.2025.pdf

let's decolonize science and we can all have 11 page theses

>>126332940

Wait, was that cartoon of her emailing her midwife actually in the thesis?

why?

for what?

>>126332311
>PhD Advisor: Manjul Bhargava

I mean this guy is decent scientist (i googled). But... Manjul fckn Bhargava

>>126335637
if you spend 7 years in grad school and end up with a masters, it means you've been failing your research and your classes. no one even does part time masters and spends 7 years there.

>>126332928
Neck yourself leaf

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>>126335669
Wow. Just a coincidence. I mean. How many possible matrixes are there!

>Googles it

[laughs awkwardly]

>>126335926
He's very good. The 1% of the 1% of the 1% of the 1% of the 1% of poo in loos are amazingly good mathematicians

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>>126335373
Well she has a PhD in mathematics and is obviously dumb as shit so maybe she's right

>>126332718
It seems that there is actually some mediocre number theoretic result hidden in there, see https://arxiv.org/pdf/1309.2025.pdf

It's pretty obvious it was done by Bhargava and not her, but even giving her the benefit doubt result is quite weak.
Moreover it's not even properly published, and she mentions no other papers written by her. How does 1 prepint on arxiv even pass formal publishing criteria at Princeton?

>>126332311
I don't know if the PhD is plagairized or not. Mind that almost every article on maths is based on plethora of other already written articles (just go onto Arxiv and check how many sources any article has), so some things will be repeated.

I just skimmed through her work and while the Math portion seems to make sense and it is not bullshit, there is way too much useless commentary that overbloats this and makes it painful to read. Keep that stuff for pop-math books books and not for professional articles.

>>126336043
>poo in loos
implying there are loos

>>126334302

fair question. I don't know how psychology is split up in Europe (or academia for that matter) but in the USA we typically split the 'soft sciences' (psych, (((sociology))), anthropology etc.) into their 'qualitative' and 'quantitative branches within the field.

So essentially the soft sciences are half feels and bullshit and half math, and the split at the PhD level is, unfortunately about 75% feels and bullshit (qualitative) and 25% quantitative, because quant. research is much, much more difficult.

That's why in psychology in particular the whole field seems schizophrenic by publishing a paper on feminism and then a paper on synaptic reuptake.

>>126334443
hurr durr (I am actually happy there is a crisis in psychology. I hope the field is gutted of the faggotry 'feels' aspect)

>>126334318
distance variation between synapses.

>>126332718
>THE END
>You’re still here? Oh, I guess I should tell you math papers generally don’t have what you or I might call a “conclusion.” They just sort of stop.
>So, yeah, you can, um, go now. But, cheers!
>Seriously, it’s over.

Princeton's finest.

>>126333475
Blame the university for accepting and encouraging this shit. This is just another half-bright nigger getting a diversity degree in a field that should be reserved for people with at least 50 IQ points on her.

Why do you have to call this person a nigger and all this hateful shit? why are you so got damn concerned with what black people are doing? Mind your own got damn business you fucking loser.

>>126335849
I'm willing to bet he's done most, if not all the work. Especially considering
>I don't understand it
and
>Let's define determinants

>>126335373
This graph is bullshit. The majority of engineers are fucking retards. My masters is in Chemical Engineering and i'm fucking retarded, everyone I studied with was retarded, and all engineers are retards.

>>126332311
>>126332617
HOL UP

>>126335087
That's Manjul's work. The writing style is actually that of a Mathematician and the LaTeX formatting is far above what a sheboon could ever put together.

That's also Manjul's paper submitted as a general paper to the Cornell University Library.

Her Thesis is separate and she plagiarized in it.

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MIND is literally BTFO like holy shit I hate this bitch nigger so much please fuck off to cancer land you stupid piece of shit wannabe mathematician how dare you shit on the sanctity and beauty that is mathematics.
Please kill yourself you stupid cunt I just want to kick you in that smug black face and piss on it and undig newton and have him piss on it too you shit fuck asshole.

>>126335660

Not entirely correct. A lot of labs will order the authors based on amount of data or original thought produced for the paper. Last author is always the principle investigator. You could produce no data for the paper (usually ranked by number of figures contributed) and still be first author due to original ideas and writing. First author also doesn't mean they wrote it either. It's complicated that's why most journals have a authors contribution section

Why do you have to call this person a nigger and all this hateful shit? why are you so got damn concerned with what black people are doing? Mind your own got damn business you fucking loser. PHDs still require good grades idiot, she clearly understands math in order for her to even be at this level.

>>126336221
>a paper on synaptic reuptake.
This is Neuroscience though. Which I also believe is quackery having worked for 2 years in a NS laboratory (Computational). I'm just poking fun at how bad your field is at reproducibility though.

Still though. My question is more personal. Why did YOU chose that field. I don't think you're an idiot so I'm curious about your reasoning

>>126336249
Because elevating mediocrity to a virtue is dangerous.

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>>126336043
>>126335926

Yeah there are a bunch of smart ones (there are a billion after all). Kind of sucks they're all moving to the west instead of, you know, making their own country a functional democracy.

>>126336040
>t. Kangz n shiet

>>126335279

How the fuck was Manjul Bhargava OK with putting his name on this shit as first author? This is an embarrassment.

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>>126335669
JUST
>SAVED

There must be more. Can someone turn it into Turnitin and see what pops up?

>>126333050
She talks like a redditor too. Fucking hell.

>>126335586

Why don't you give me this formula for 50,000 year lifespan.

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>>126332311
do universities have to report to these any of guys?

http://boe.hawaii.gov/Connect/Pages/default.aspx

or how about

https://hbe.ehawaii.gov/documents/search.html?beginsWith=true&query=University%20of%20Hawaii&page=0

>>126336418
Nah. 1st Author is always the primary writer. Where the PI is located is sometimes arbitrary but everyone worth their salt will know the PI's name + the PI doesn't give a shit about being 1st Author anymore because he should have tenure by that point and he's just publishing 40-50 articles a year with his army of sla...grad labor.

Having 1st Authorship is the most important thing for a young scientist. My university rates a grad student on the quantity of 1st author papers (1pt) vs 2nd+ author papers (0.55 pts). It's very important to be 1st author

>>126332311
>be third year math student
>highest math class I've taken is diff eq
>be smarter than a black phd

>>126336278

Not retarded with respect to gender studies graduates though.

>>126333590
Is this how they give evil white melanoma? This is a powerful weapon indeed. I can tell by the pyramid.

>>126336856
If I wrote a paper and wasn't given 1st authorship I would stab my PI and anyone who fucked me like that right in the dick. If I write something, I'm 1st Author. Them's the rules

>>126336856
>>126336418
In the Cambridge journal that this shit is published, they specifically point out which is the 1st author and which is the 2nd

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>>126332718

bumping for justice

>>126336249
>>126336546

holy shit

>being this salty

>>126336703
just tried to upload to Turnitin and it give an error

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>>126336384
>I thought I was supposed to rewrite [source] adding "and shape in W" everywhere.

>my advisor tells me I should just use what is known and make an argument to prove my result

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>>126332617
No fucking way.

>>126335087
This isn't her's.

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What did they mean by this?

>>126336167
Academia is infested with cultural marxists. This was politics, not merit. A shame on the university.

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>>126335203
Well, it's possible to conduct falsifiable, double blind, randomized experiments in psychology, so it can produce real science.

The problem is (((some))) people don't like the uncomfortable results when it come to race and intelligence.

So the Nig-Spic cycle goes undiscovered even though everyone knows it's there.

>>126337142

convert to plaintext?

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>>126336375
I have no doubt it's his work. This is the paper she says to go read if you want the fluffless version of her thesis.

>>126336597
yerp. modi is tight though. dude's bringing shitters and lighting.

>>126336693
Imagine having a sheboon on your head for 14 fucking years.

it's almost impossible to fire a teacher these days even if they're incompetant, just make it go viral so her students and other teachers can see it and maybe she will resign by her own

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>>126335669
Spread this shit
show it to your professor
show it to your girlfriend >implying
show it to your dog

let's save mathematics before shit gets infiltrated by SJWs.
The best weapon is ridicule.

>>126335947

Nobody except "recruiters" cares about how long you needed to complete something, they mostly only care whether or not it was completed and they can profit off you/your work/degree and are agreeable/fun to work with. Especially in academia you will have people that studied other things or didn't study at all and then changed fields etc.

Although people who complete their studies swiftly and with good grades are generally very good researchers.
If you do graduate research in math and are very interested in something, and produce some proofs/work that can peak a professors interest, you could easily just start a PhD without having a masters or math degree at all. It depends on the professor who agrees to take you in; The older the profs get the less they usually care about formalities.

>>126337119

wait... WTF?

>>126337068
im a little drunk and not sure if you're agreeing with me but i'll go ahead and say i havent published in anything but ACS/Langmuir (which is owned by ACS now apparently?) in almost a decade. Fuck nature. It's become a joke of a journal with 40 offshoots. Science is still ok, but it's pop-sexy garbage a lot of the time. Not just sour grapes. I don't even try for nature/science anymore. They don't deserve the prestige anymore and are just coasting on inertial relevance
>>126337272
My problem is that sure you can pull all that stuff off, but then I reproduce in 3 years later and none of the results match up 90%+ of the time

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>>126336384
HOL UP
>HOL UP
HOL UP
>HOL UP
HOL UP

....Did she LITERALLY just admit she plagiarized outright?

>MIND = BLOWN
>I
>N
>D
>=
>B
>L
>O
>W
>N

I just want to take this time to point out that the other swiss poster that outed him self as an ETH grad in theo.physics I offered to fuck anally next week when I head down to ETH hasn't posted again

>>126337272
i hear the spic hunt the niggers in some parts. are there any more details on the top left graph?

>>126336856

Probably lab/field specific but a lot of papers in my field (chromatIn biology) are written by the PIs. Very few graduate student has the skills to write concisely enough to get into nature or cell. The student will edit and provide ideas but majority of it is written by the PI and the grad student will get first author. Post docs will definitely be writing their own paper though.

What's her thesis about?

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does the University report to these guys?

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>>126337119

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>>126337846
You tell me

>>126337689
>Very few graduate student has the skills to write concisely enough to get into nature or cell.
Why the fuck are you publishing grad-tier papers in nature or cell? That's retarded on its own right. How easy is it for biologist to get published in nature/cell that you honestly aim for that as a grad student shitting out your god awful newbie research?

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>>126337649
got him spooked mate, he's prob deleting fucking everything.

>>126337649
i think he did and called you a goat fucker, though i might be wrong

>>126337568
thats pretty cool desu
beats having your head sewn off with a rusty kitchen knife

I literally answered a 50 year old question that's been daunting surface chemists and I published it in the Journal of Physical Chemistry C.

Meanwhile some faggot biologist is publishing the smell of his farts in Cell?

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Someone with a twitter account send this to real peer review:

https://twitter.com/RealPeerReview

It's technically a thesis but they'll enjoy the fuck out of it and post it for sure.

>>126338048
No. I called him a goat fucker. He's a grad student, that's the best quality pussy those nerds can get

You know what. Fuck it. Flood the world with this shit because in doing so you will create so many exploitable market opportunities it will make it inevitable that this entire SJW nonsense comes crashing the fuck down in the most financially destructive and catastrophic way imaginable. All of the education you could ever need is available online for free. Educate yourselves in actual knowledge and get ready to "compete" against idiots like this. Show me an SJW CEO and I'll show you a company ready to lose market share.

>>126337961
>That awkward feeling when your bosses drinking buddy catches you posting on pol and drunkenly offers to fuck you anally

>>126337540
The more nigs, the more spics, the more crime.

The same result comes up again and again and again in the US.

I would call that predictive power. And it's what redpilled me, after years of being a liberal.

http://www.unz.com/article/race-and-crime-in-america/

>>126337846
about the distribution of lattice shapes of Z-rings over small number fields.
spoiler: the distribution is flat as the lattice goes to infinite.

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>>126332311
IN all honsty, what universities from US are now free of this ideology?

Even Harvard is suffering with this.

The only one I didnt hear anything yet is the MIT.

>>126337649

> chemist/biologist/molecular something
> utterly autistic
> thinks anal intercourse is a form of budding

Time to bring my army rifle to work I guess... also going to bring some rounds of ammo just in case. I'll make you some new holes so you can sodomize yourself.


>>126337391

He's a "nice guy" . I wouldn't be surprised if he "helped" her "a lot". , but I kind of
would be if this was legit her thesis and he put his name on it.

So has the school she works at been notified yet?

>>126338335
Ohh yea man. I looked at those charts. They're real solid. But they won't convince the majority of liberals sadly.

>Muh racism causes niggers to murder rape 100x more

1/2


>>126336552

>This is Neuroscience though

The two fields are coalescing. Honestly, I think that in the end all studies to do with the brain (the 'mind as a concept is shrinking) will be sub-fields of biology, as it should be - and I am helping to create this. My research topic could be labeled as Neuroscience - and we study neuroscience in pyschology. The field is a clusterfuck right now for the reasons mentioned in my last post.

>Why did YOU chose that field

two reasons, one practical one philosophical: practically the school/ program I was accepted to had loads of money dumped into psychology (that sweet sweet grand money).

I am doing my PhD to help people. I'll specify that though. I think that psychology has immense practical application in easing the suffering of average people who are unable to understand the increasing complexities of modern society. I'm not a genius, but I'm smart enough to grasp the great insights that the pioneers of my field made, and I am smart enough to grasp some of great insights which have made modern life possible. Many are not. They simply are biologically too damn stupid to get it. To blog post (you asked it to be personal) after I got my MA I taught for a while at highschools and community colleges. I realized that some of the students, as well meaning as they were, were just too fucking stupid to ever understand certain concepts. I am sure you can appreciate this - when I was teaching high school math we would end at calculus, and the underlying fundational principals of calculus - dealing with infinitesimals, integrating them and predicting them - would mystify some students. It was a wall. Some students literally could not understand it and no amount of teaching can fix that. And this was the case with a lot of advanced concepts. I realized that had taken for granted that I was of average intelligence and everyone was somewhere around as smart as I was. It simply was not the case.

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>>126336278
I doubt the graph is bullshit. Don't read too much into IQ averages alone, bearing in mind half of the people are lower. Retardation (in beliefs and behaviors) manifests in peculiar ways across the board. It might also be that the data is older and your personal encounters are now infected by the dawn of cosmetic "equality."

Can you even revoke a PHD? If we somehow manage to the media will spin it as alt-right Nazis going after an educated black woman.

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I just noticed this is false btw. The indefinite integral as stated is not equal to xy + xC, for example, consider xy + 1, which has d/dy(xy+1) = x, but 1 is not a multiple of x.

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>laysplaining
>mathsplaining
>weedsplaining

I just can't....

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Someone asks her questions....

>>126338121
I just wanted to say I am enjoying your posts. Keep up the good maths work !

>>126337958

What programs are you joining as a graduate student? My program requires me to have 2 publications and one in a high impact journal in my field (elite, cell, nature, NAR, etc) to even graduate. I dunno what you're doing in swissland

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>>126338473
>Time to bring my army rifle to work I guess.
see you next week ;^)
>>126338600
This is an ok reason. I don't agree with it. But it's not poorly thought out.
>>126338627
All I know is engineers are fucking retards

>>126338709
No unless you can prove plagiarism.

Usually, unis ask you to print your final essay plus give them a digital copy to be archived.

They use a program that hunts for plagiarims in your essay before the presentation so they can take you out before the presentation.

My friend got fucked by this program because he copy/pasted a sentence he liked and forgot to take it out before printing. Lost a semester right there and even got in trouble with the Dean.

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>>126338885

Really, what answer did you expect?

https://mathbabe.org/2015/12/11/piper-harron-discusses-her-artistic-and-wonderful-math-ph-d-thesis/

>>126337119
Could you explain this in retarded for me?

>>126338713
ah, but x is held constant though, so in xy + 1, it's actually xy + xc, where xc = 1. so maybe c=1, then x=1, then xy = 1y = y.

>>126337207
See
>>126337315

It's Manjul's work with her name slapped on it. Her actual thesis is just adding 120 pages of trash on top of this paper.

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>>126338140

>>126338713
Are you retarded?

>>126338413

18% of (((Social "Science"))) are self described marxists. Something like 10% are self described republican.

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/08/opinion/sunday/a-confession-of-liberal-intolerance.html?_r=2

http://www.conservativecriminology.com/uploads/5/6/1/7/56173731/lounsbery_9-25.pdf?version=meter+at+3&module=meter-Links&pgtype=article&contentId=&mediaId=&referrer=&priority=true&action=click&contentCollection=meter-links-click

What if she's actually really smart and wrote this purposefully to troll /pol/?

You can't become a math phd by being a retard.

>>126338998
lmao i like how she avoids answering any questions

Anyone informed /sci/ of this yet? They would be great allies in this case

How does a mouthbreather like this even learn to use LaTeX?

>>126337119

Literal blue collar retard here.
I don't do math no good, can a smart fag explain this?

>>126337452
why is "(12) and (3)" highlighted?

>>126332718
>Super duper thin

>>126339308
Yes, it's been discussed on /sci/, but not to the extent /pol/ has.

>>>/sci/8919361

>>126339058
I think it's implied x is a second variable, as if she meant x to be a constant, she would probably have chosen x as the variable and c or a or whatever to denote the constant. Then again she's done some dumb shit before so i wouldn't be surprised.

>>126339093
Maybe. I guess we could have our C = x^-1 C_0 for some constant C_0 but that seams convoluted. At least can we agree her notation is wack?

>>126332311
>>http://www.theliberatedmathematician.com/cv/
hahahah

I read that as "the liberal retard mathematician"

>>126338928
That's retarded and you're retarded. I got my phD 10 years ago but if Nature/Cell are requirements to complete your thesis your school ad you are shit. Glad I could help you. Don't talk shit you pathetic glorified robotic pipetter. You're only hired because buying your salary is far lower than the price of buying the equivalent machine that does your job. Your PI hasn't broken your spirit appropriately as noted by your arrogant tone, what kind of failure of an institution do you attend

>>126339005
>>126339458
The two equations are correct (of the simplest integral in calculus), but they're no different from one another, other than changing the dummy variable from x to y. Consider that this is part of a PhD thesis. It's the equivalent of writing that x+x=2x, and then going on to say that y+y=2y. No real point to it, other than to fill up a page, etc.

>>126338713
d/dy (xy+1) is a partial derivative broskii

>>126339005
It's already explained in retard mate

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>>126338998
Ok this made me scream.

Also, 6 out of her 19 sources are papers written by Bhargava. What exactly did she fucking contribute to her Thesis? Did Bhargava just fucking write it for her and the school passed her just to get her to fuck off? Did she threaten to sue them because she failed out the first time after 7 years and got a Masters?

>>126336552
>>126338600

The problem is that these people are numerous and society at large must deal with them. Academics will be fine. I will be fine and so will you. Until these well intentioned people of average and below average IQ snap under the pressures of a society they cannot understand and chimp out. It happens in USA from time to time anyways. So I decided to apply to PhD to research (very carefully because this subject is a minefield in academia) physical differences in the brain between groups. The destruction of christianity in particular has left a huge void in people's lives and this causes them huge suffering, and this underclass of idiots does not deserve to suffer, so I intend to add validity to the point that IQ is physically predictable (the idea that humans transcend their biology is still a 'valid' argument some people use in this field) and also research methods to ameliorate the suffering of the idiots. Society is bifurcating and if we don't placate the suffering of idiots (or kill them / remove them) they will burn it down. Academia is a bubble. Most academics don't appreciate this because they come from academic families. I did not, I am from a poor uneducated family. Academics take for granted or forget that average people are far, far less intelligent then them.

>>126332311
http://www.theliberatedmathematician.com/2016/09/short-and-spiky/
>Ideally every crime story on the news would have a white suspect

Kek, so even though blacks are 13% of the population and cause half of all violent crime... none of it should be on the news

Fucking REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I want this negress put in a suspended cage for people to throw tomatoes and laugh at.

If you had a PH.D. in math from Princeton, and this news came out, and you could demonstratively prove that your PH.D. now holds less market value than previous due to Princeton giving away doctorates, could you sue

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>>126337656
It's some wild shit I'm telling you, white hispanics be droppin niggas left and right.

It's from amren's 2015 color of crime report, link is at the bottom.
https://www.amren.com/the-color-of-crime/

>>126339213
I think you're underestimating just how profound the effect of affirmative action is in school admissions.

>>126339611
partial derivative have special symbols for a reason friend.

>>126335030
I honestly can't tell if your quoting the paper or joking.

>>126339005
In calculus, it's literally the most basic integral you could possibly have. If you took calculus in high school, you would learn this, think, "oh... duh," then move on.

She decided to include this in her thesis for some reason. Makes no sense at all.

>>126339605
Straight up nigmatics

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>>126339744
Shit son

>>126339744
That's dangerous talk. I like it.

>>126334414

Multiply 1 by itself, what do you get

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>>126332311
There's a highly qualified lower class white or Asian out there who was literally denied their lifelong dream of earning a doctorate so that this woman could be accommodated.

>>126339937
Depends

>>126339632
Could It be explained in Double retard?

>>126339771
This aaaand athletes get so many extra privileges. I had an undergraduate comp sci course with a football player. He showed up to take the final and didn't know we were allowed on page of notes.

He passed...

>>126339744
Also why are "prestigious" universities throwing away their academic reputations for shitty virtue signalling? There has to be something more than just earning brownie points with leftists, Unviserities spend years building up a good reputation

>>126337119
wait, still at it

>>126338998
Did she just assume that commentator's gender?

>>126335087
I've written second year undergrad papers that were longer, and took a week. I should dye myself nigger colour and say i'm a woman for that sweet, sweet professorship

>>126332311
Her thesis -- I'm speechless. This is completely unbelievable.

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>>126339511
>>>/sci/

"All you haters won't ever come close the the status of having a Math Ph.D from Princeton.

You know I'm telling the truth. Not even trolling. Just pointing it out for whatever reason.

Also her thesis is pretty nice, actually."

>Also her thesis is pretty nice, actually.

>>126338998
And this is how she got her PhD, not through merit but through threats, and deflection to race/sex.

>>126340059
>Also why are "prestigious" universities throwing away their academic reputations for shitty virtue signalling?

Taxpayer money and ideology.

When Obama was in power, Unis that didnt approach the education system into a liberal way had funds denied.

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>>126339070

They seem a little preoccupied at the moment. Two guys just hoaxed a peer-reviewed journal with a fake article called

> THE CONCEPTUAL PENIS AS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT

http://www.skeptic.com/reading_room/conceptual-penis-social-contruct-sokal-style-hoax-on-gender-studies/

(Section 2.2 is "The Conceptual Penis and Climate Change")

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>>126332311
>mfw I'm a Grad Student in mathematics
>mfw Because of people like her, I'll never be able to get a professorship at even a mid-tier university
At least industry still needs us so I won't go homeless.

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>>126332311
>that thesis
where have I seen this writing style before...

>>126338957

Just say "kek" every time you pass a person , and I'll "kek" back, and we'll get the party started, son.
>>126339213

Ye, however her advisor is known to be a really fucking "nice guy" (TM). I wouldn't doubt that guy would/could write the thesis if she told him she had to take care of her child or something like that.

>>126339639

Academia is filled with people thinking they contributed something large, when it's in reality meaningless. Most thesis aren't even read anymore by more than 2-3 people at most. They are nowadays supposed to be a proof that you can write an academic paper.

>>126339841

It's just basic because you are trained like a monkey to do it, You obviously don't know advanced math, if you think it's "easy". The underlying principle is not obvious and was actually only recently 200-250 years ago rigorously formulated.

>>126340049
The integral of dx is x. Since its indefenite (no fixed bounds so we assume -inf to +inf) we need to add a "error" or "constant" that "might" have existed previosly which is known as C

thus ...

Integral of (dx) = x + C

Think of a line which is X = 3

So at all points on a graph X always gives the value (3)

Now we integrate this

And we get

3 * X

as the area under the curve

im honestly struggling on how to make this more retard proof. this is just like calculus taught to 11 year olds here

>>126340175
Pretty sure this guy was baiting hard

>>126332842

I think I might understand her.

She may have been given a leg up (OK, several legs up) in getting to where she is. Now she's lost. So she intends on staying where she is by threatening the system and causing trouble, because she can't do what a math professor should be doing.

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>>126332718
>bunch of
>super duper

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>>126339464
Because i'm an idiot. I thought she was using cycle notation, but i read up on cubic rings and it's not the same thing. Removed and replaced by something else.

>>126339637
He probably did desu. I mean, imagine you're a professor and you decide "you know i wanna diversify this field let's get a black woman in the mix" and then she just does fucking nothing for TEN YEARS so in the end you decide to just write her fucking thesis for her.
>>126339771
this

>>126340332
I'll just head to the physics dept and ask around for a retarded autistic mumbling about needing his gun to defend him self from anal rape

>>126332977
Best is that n = 3 was already solved by someone else. So she practically contributed what?

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>>126339744
You'd have to prove gross negligence or wanton intent in lowering the reputable threshold for obtaining a degree from Princeton and show that it's caused material damages that can be quantifiable. If this got in the press then yes.

But based on what we've found so far, you probably could.

>>126340478
Exactly this. Affirmative action hurts blacks as well as whites.

so wait she got an actual phd for that
not something like an honorary phd but an actual phd?

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>>126338998
topkek

>>126332940
>people tell me I'm weird, and I believe them because I put a comic strip in my math thesis
Literally PeNgU1N oF d00m tier. I'm so weird and random, guys! xD

>>126340049
this. i have no fucking clue what anyone in this thread is talking about.

>>126340213
How can these titfuckers charge such high tuition, reap in millions from College ball and STILL rely on federal funding to get by? The world DESPERATELY needs an oil change AKA a beaurocratic cleanse

>>126339937
You get lies perpetrated by the white patriarchy

>>126340261
May there always be numbers for you to crunch, friend

>>126339512
The notation is not whack. That integration was perfectly valid, not always you integrate in respect to 'x' - this is just a custom. The 'x'x in this case can be either a variable or a constant. We don't know, but this doesn't affect integrating as long as 'x' is not a function of 'y'.
In your example of xy+1 you made assumption that x is a constant, which you should never be doing without having context.

>>126338928
Yeah, and I'm sure you have to be first author on all of them. Not. You're going to be one name on a football team of researchers who "worked" on a project. Also, Nucleic Acids Research, as much as I like it, isn't a high impact journal.

>>126332311
HAHAHA it's so pathetic that you're just sitting at home, getting all mad at her when you won't do anything at all to try to exceed her!

If you're so mad, get a PhD yourself and get a professorship then! Stop sitting around, talking about MUH CULTURE when you could be doing something good for your life.

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Can we find other instances of plagiarism?

>>126340804
this thread is a bunch of scientist and grad students infuriated /// laughing at a retarded thesis .... and finding new and exciting ways to sodomize one another

>>126339143
25% in sociology and that's from a decade ago. Probably more now

>>126340970
but if you're going to do a partial derivative you should use the correct symbol for partial derivatives. imho
>>126341062
just run her thesis through a plagarism checker. theres hundreds for free on the net.

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>>126337119

wow, two amazing results

>>126334190
>get a different number each time she counts the bicycles parked at the bicycle stand
>be black, probably live in a black neighbourhood
There's your answer.

>>126340347

like I said, some people simply do not have the IQ to abstract those ideas and repackage them. It's a wall. It's not their fault.

>>126340049
It tells you the antiderivative for a curve. In this case, the simplest possible curve: a horizontal line.

Except she's repeated it in two completely equivalent ways. Why? We may never know.

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>>126332311
i wonder if her kids will be this stupid. pic related

>>126341329
300 years ago this would have blown peoples fucking minds mate. that's what decolonizing math is all about. letting niggers take credit for hundred year old proofs and theorems

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>>126340009
>>126340855

>>126337899
Not Sure.
However, if you let the people who accredit the university know the quality of people that they are letting become professors, a threat of withdrawal of that accreditation might be sufficient to light the fire underneath the math department's ass and get her to "resign". Finding that your University system is about to become an ITT Tech Tier School will at least scare the shit out of the people who run it.

To do this, one Might check with the WASC website, though I don't know much about these things.

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>>126332311
>joke of a Doctoral thesis ever
its actually a meh-ok thesis , a joke or two in a thesis is ok if it dosnt feel forced and hers is filler with way too much forced retarded shit but the math is pretty interesting , i've seen much worse.

>>126334871

Bro, good to see you're making a difference.

1. As long as you're redpilling yourself, also check out the most upvoted posts on theredpill. Best to get out all the rage at once. Don't get fat like I did.

2. Come to the t-ree-union if you want to bant about the jq and our incel friend

3. Don't you dare off yourself, our race needs you to make high-IQ White babies. Spreading your high-IQ genes is the best thing you can possibly do for the world.

Much respect dude. Health and victory.

>>126332617
> Attend top notch universities
> Talks like she fled Boko Haram rape prison

>>126332718
I'm not even a mathematics major and this has triggered me something fierce.

>>126341034
Obvious b8, but it's actually impressive just how many scientists and PhDs there are in these threads, precisely because of how enraging it is. I know fucking nothing about advanced math, I'm a stats jockey and quantitative social scientist doctoral student and it makes my blood book.

Not even first author on her own diss, Jesus.

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I'm finishing my Electrical Engineering Associates Degree and currently doing Calculus 3 and this just shows the state of academia. I hate Jews and their bioweapons.

This makes me boil.

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>>126332311
This is a perfect opportunity for us to implement /pol/intelpro at a heightened frequency.

We need anons to hop on their fake SJW social media accounts and spread this travesty of education to normies while praising it as 'a great triumph of social justice'.

We need write papers and articles about this 'great achievement', which 'deconstructs' the 'privilege' of white male accomplishments and rationality through the lens of 'ethically superior' perceptions and interests of 'PoC's'. Et Cetera.

If we can turn the volume up on this sort of insanity, we will surely redpill a new crop of fence-sitters.

>mathematics is now a subjective discipline

>burn the books of the dead white devils!

>the age of reason is over, now it's time for the white man to lament the overwhelming accomplishments of the superior peoples of color!

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>>126341484
>better know for other work

I see Memetic potential in this sentence.

>>126341269
But there are no partial derivatives in that examples.

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We need to decouple success in mathematics from IQ. IQ is a social construct that cishet white men devised that defines “intelligence” on the basis of culture. Sadly, there is a direct correlation between high IQ and “earning” a PhD in a STEM discipline, which is all too reflective of how white cishet men have designed disciplinary concepts to reinforce their own power structures.

It is fundamentally unfair and marginalizing for IQ tests and mathematics curriculum to be designed around the same white supremacist, cisheteronormative standards, thus marginalizing women of color. What we need isn’t just “fair hiring;” we need a radical reconceptualization of mathematics in a decolonizing framework.

Our friends in the fine arts lead the way here. A century ago, white male composers like Beethoven and Mozart were considered mastered, while the authentic cultural expression of nonwhite peoples was denigrated using words I won’t repeat here. The advances of critical theory have helped guide musicians into recognizing that the music of the Bantu people is just as worthy of learning and study as that of any baroque composer…so should we not follow the same lead? Is not our problem is that we have allowed white cishet men (nearly all of whom had utterly disgusting views about race and gender) to define “mathematics,” “logic” and “proof” for us? We should recognize that there are many kinds of math, many kinds of logic, and many kinds of proof, and assemble a new concept of math from the mosaic of cultural expression that humanity affords.

>Is not our problem is that we have allowed white cishet men (nearly all of whom had utterly disgusting views about race and gender) to define “mathematics,” “logic” and “proof” for us? We should recognize that there are many kinds of math, many kinds of logic, and many kinds of proof, and assemble a new concept of math from the mosaic of cultural expression that humanity affords.

>>126341115
>swisssplaining

>>126341484
How to collect (you)'s

>Proxy to Kike Flag
>Post obvious bait that will be misconstrued by idiots as legitimate opinion
>Collect (you)'s

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>>126332855
what the fuck?

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>>126332311
>modern academia

If you've been paying attention, you shouldn't be surprised by this whatsoever.

>>126341484
>the math is very interesting
>Piper shills in full damage control
>PRINCETON INTERNET DEFENCE FORCE ACTIVE

mate it's pretty basic linear algebra with some algebraic number theory sprinkled on top.

>>126340347
It's not an integral, it's an antiderivative.

>(no fixed bounds so we assume -inf to +inf) we need to add a "error" or "constant" that "might" have existed previosly which is known as C

This is bullshit, we don't assume any bounds at all, because there are no "bounds" on an antiderivative. It defines a family of functions F that satisfy F' = 1.

>im honestly struggling on how to make this more retard proof. this is just like calculus taught to 11 year olds here

How about you learn what the fuck you're talking about before you talk down to others.

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>>126341731
lol I went to Towson

>>126341391

kek

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>>126332311
not your personal army, fuck off to reddit newfag

>>126341709
That blows my vuvuzela hard

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>>126341757
mate. i hate to break this to you, but a antiderivtive is a primitive integral. essentially the same thing and a simple explanation for the lack of bounds is to consider them from -inf to +inf. you're trying much too hard to appear intelligent and falling flat

>>126339605
Plus you don't write 1dx. You just write dx. This is basic.

>>126332311

NEW THREAD
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>>126341437

> fish mouth

who would have guessed

>>126341441

we wuz Bernoulli and shit

>>126341757
Further it's not a set of functions where F'=1 but where F'= f

I'm going to let your pathetic attempt at looking smart pass though because I'm ak ind and gentle man with nothing left to prove to an in-progress bachelors with a very inflated ego

>>126342123
lets go mates

>>126341709
>We should recognize that there are many kinds of math, many kinds of logic, and many kinds of proof

#Woke nigs always try to pull this shit. They are too stupid to understand objective reality, so they create their own reality in which they are always right.

See, for example, actor Terrance Howard's brave defiance and unwavering dedication to proving whitey wrong and demonstrating that 1X1=2:

>"This is the last century that our children will ever have been taught that one times one is one," he says. "They won't have to grow up in ignorance. Twenty years from now, they'll know that one times one equals two. We're about to show a new truth. The true universal math. And the proof is in these pieces. I have created the pieces that make up the motion of the universe. We work on them about 17 hours a day.

http://www.rollingstone.com/tv/news/terrence-howards-dangerous-mind-20150914

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>>126332311
>>126330470
Come to memeball general you worthell bastards!

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>>126332311
I think this would be a wonderful opportunity to pause for a moment and give thanks for the great contributions of the black community to our society. Their peaceful and generous nature make them ideal neighbors, lending testimony to their exceptional family values and parenting skills unrivaled by any other culture. Their commitment to academic excellence enriches our schools and serves as an example to all who hope to achieve prominence as a people. Real estate values are fueled by the mix of African Americans into an area due to their caring and respectful nature of these communities, an example of all they have achieved through their enthusiasm for self-improvement by hard work and a self-reliant can-do nature. Without their industrious and creative drive, we would be poorer as a nation.