Surrendereth your knives unto the great Knife Angel.
Let us save lives.
A 27-foot sculpture made out of 100,000 knives could be placed on the fourth plinth in London's Trafalgar Square in tribute to victims of knife crime.
The sculpture, named "Knife Angel," was created in Oswestry, Shropshire, by the British Ironwork Centre. It took two years to build.
The knives were handed in by 41 police forces around the country during amnesties and confiscations.
The campaign, "Save a Life, Surrender Your Knife," and the statue aims to raise awareness of the growing issue of knife crime throughout the UK.
"The monument was created for one purpose, to highlight this extensive problem. Both government and the educational system need to open their eyes to the epidemic,"
It's hard to comprehend that in the past two weeks alone, 11 people have died as a result of knife crime in our capital city. And many, many more have been injured this year.
How many more people are going to meet their end upon the tip of one of these murderous accessories?
REMEMBER: A knife is the deadliest weapon of them all, it does not need to be reloaded, makes no noise and can kill endless amounts of people before being wiped clean to continue its stabbing. It can be concealed anywhere and does not need registration.
Its time you binned that fucking knife. We cannot lose any more good men and children to these wicked things.
>>126301076
That sculpture needs to be binned immediately.
only shitskins and niggers carry knifes
their day of rope will come soon enough
>>126301076
Now that's hilarious
so this is what cuckoldry looks like
bin dat knife bruv
outrageous
A lot of those knives are cutlery
uk also plans to invest in the most advanced digital cuckoldry
https://www.privateinternetaccess.com/blog/2017/05/theresa-may-outlines-tory-plan-create-new-censored-internet-controlled-uk-government/
>>126301076
>100,000 knives
Yeah there's no way there's 100 thousand knives in that sculpture.
The guy who prayed to the murderkube should go kneel before this thing too.
>>126301076
BRITISH WMD
>>126301076
>could be placed on the fourth plinth in London's Trafalgar Square
It's a cool sculpture, but no fucking way is it commemorating anything worth remembering in Trafalgar Square.
>>126301076
Now that's what i call great propaganda.
>>126301076
What's next, baseball bat control? Turn in you're hands?
>>126301076
saved for /sp/ b8
>>126301665
It commemorates all of the innocent, smiling, friendly black gentlemen who were attacked and killed by unknown racists.
>>126301707
Just license the hands. Got to make sure they're used responsibly.
>>126301076
Stand that thing atop the Holy Murder Cube & remove that gay "plz haalp Lunnun from shivvy-shank probem!" sign and It could be the most awesome combination since Eggs and Bacon!
>>126301076
/k/ already has Murdercube, so is this Murderangel?
>>126301076
Once they have gotten rid of knives, they will start with the spoons!
Molon labe!
>>126301076
One sharp looking angel right there
>>126301707
Biscuits are the new scourge that threatens to kill every man, woman and child in Britain.
DO NOT RISK IT
BIN THAT BISCUIT
>>126301389
Yes. See clearly that the Cucktian symbol was not chosen by chance.
>>126301707
It will become illegal for any man to work out and having too much testosterone will get you sent to a rehabilitation camp.
>>126301076
i want to worship that angel
>>126301076
About time faggots got a bloody life by binning that knife
Murdercube has company
I hope they have a permit for that.
>>126301872
DO NOT RISK IT
BIN THAT BISCUIT
>>126301872
DON'T MAKE A MISTAKE
DE-ICE THAT CAKE
>>126301872
DONT BE HASTY
PUT DOWN THE PASTRY
Holy shit that looks rad as fuck.
>>126302022
>>126302040
>>126302092
SHORTCAKE ROUNDS
PUT KIDS UNDERGROUND
>>126301076
Bretty cool. Can I buy it somewhere?
>>126302022
>>126302040
>>126302092
This is why I come to this place
>>126301872
DONT BE A WHITEY
BIN THAT CRUMPET
>>126302092
DON'T BE A GOON...
TOSS THAT SPOON!
>>126302022
lel and che'cked
>>126302022
lol
>>126301849
SALUTO NEX ALEA!
>>126301076
Wonder why its (((rising))) really makes you think. Creating awareness is only effective towards white people though
>>126301145
No kidding, some bong needs to tip the police the location of 100k knives.
Why does anyone NEED shortcake?
It's like a biscuit that's been mixed with another biscuit, ffs.
Okay the Scots NEEDED shortcake five hundred years ago, because they were so sour that regular sweets didn't work on them. They have heroin for that sort of thing today.
When will the government protect citizens from this weaponized confectionary?
>>126301849
aw shit you got it first
Anyway, hail the murdercube!
>>126302264
wtf. is this the best one?
>>126302308
Don't be silly, we will never give up the Golden Spoon.
It looks like a digimon
As the UK helps ISIS murder Christians in Syria and behaves like the good poodle it is by spreading fake Russian hysteria.
The UK sucks. People there are conditioned with guilt and failure from birth. It's the most anti-God culture in Europe and the stupidity and degeneracy prove it.
>>126301076
>go to knife angel
>yank out free knife
perfect
>>126301076
The brits have their own murdercube now.
You should leave it offerings of whetstones and oil.
>>126301076
I have no words. You should ban knives and just eat squishy stuff.
>>126301076
What is stopping a thug from prying a knife off the sculpture and keeping it?
>>126301835
>when you want to lift to become /fit/ but you're only licensed for Class B - Light/Medium Manual Activities
>>126301872
DON'T BE AN ANUS
PUT DOWN THAT DANISH
>>126302473
You've never been on the receiving end of a barrage of Murder Stars.
Baked in the oven at 220c and coated in a razor sharp Combat Icing, these deadly weapons can shear glass and go through six toddlers without losing velocity.
Typical everyday average British morning:
>wake up
>bobby knocks on door
>"oi! open up you cheeky bastard and show me your sleeping licence!"
>fumble around and finally find my licence
>"s-sorry good sir. It's right here... God save the Queen."
>bobby peers in and catches a glimpse of me telly
>"halt! where's your TV licence you cunt?!"
>"draw TV licence from me wallet"
>bobby gives a look like the bloody Queen's dodger
>"oi mate! where's your permit for this licence?"
>show him my licence permit
>"this licence permit is expired. I'm taking you in!"
>bobby draws his toy gun
>stab him with my unregistered butterknife
>mfw I should've voted UKIP
>>126302591
Shitskins everywhere will be losing their fingers left and right trying to pluck feathers from the Holy Angel of Shanksgiving... brilliant!
>>126301590
Yeah, it's probably closer to 500k
>>126302696
They're welded together, they look blunted, and it'd be easier just to go buy a new knife?
>>126301076
gypsies cant read the sign
>>126302669
>chabrou du poitou
you just got baguetted burger
>>126302721
I'm a Class C here, can only use my hands for 'fidgeting or stirring based activities'
I pointed at a board during a training session and was taken down by armed police.
>>126301238
>only shitskins and niggers carry knifes
In that case the white European is stupid to not carry a knife around violent savages
>tighter gun control
>more knife crime
wait a second...
>>126301076
>be brit
>see young thugs approaching
>sigh of relief when their hands are empty, no knives to be seen
>chavs and immigrants pick you up and carry you to the knife angel
>wonder what is going on
>you get thrown on the knife angel
>>126301849
SALUTO NEX ALEA
>we wanted to do something to stomp out knife crime
>so we dumped 100,000 knives on Trafalgar Square
>>126301076
That sculpture looks a little sharp
The concept of a knife angel is just my kind of edge, tho. Would like to see more. Just not with the faggoty political meanings.
>>126302975
My legit French friend Yvan hooks me up with all sorts of goodies from France. Viva la France!
>>126302993
Does Class C still allow you to watch your wife have sex? I know you need to be at least Class A to actually do it yourself
>>126302584
>As the UK helps ISIS murder Christians in Syria
kek, like how ?
>>126303710
Yeah but no masturbation, thats a Class B SPECIAL license.
>>126301076
Is this the leftist way of arming certain "people"?
>>126303710
You can watch but you need to be at least C* to jerk off
>>126302746
Kek'd
Remember the 6 million knives goy. We need to import more refugees to show how kindness can win over violence.
Say what you will, that's fucking brutal.
>>126301076
This goddamn universe. Why doesn't this thing come to life and judge people like Robocop?
>>126303591
Right? It's del Toroish, but still kinda gay.
>>126301849
Nice
>>126301076
BAN GUN
BAN KNIFE
BAN NAIL
BAN GLASS
BAN COMPUTER
BAN TELEVISION
BAN BOOK
ALL DANGER
PROTECT
>>126301076
>>126302669
please put a trigger warning on that dangerous picture
>>126304257
There's one of these at university of Michigan. It's right in front of the administration building that has bars over the windows to keep the nignogs from rioting
>>126304257
There is actually one at every major university
https://g.co/kgs/Dnkl3Z
>be bong
>wait in line for knife licence
>need to hurry up before department of internet closes so i can apply for a renewal permit
>finally get licence approved
>2 weeks later it arrives in the mail
>head to knife store
>fill out application form detailing my intentions for dangerous weapon
>woman at the counter informs me it will take 8-10 business days to process my application
>return 10 days later with relevant psychological screening forms signed and cross referenced by 3 medical professionals
>mfw application is denied because my wifes sons birthday already passed
>>126301076
imagine if that thing fell on you
>squashed and minced
>>126306830
IMAGYN MAH SHAWK
>>126301076
As ridiculous as the premise is, I really appreciate a sculpture like this when you see the fucking garbage art students shit out
The knife crime thing is nonsensical but it's a totally fucking rad sculpture otherwise, especially when you compare it to some piece of mud a girl put together in five minutes and successfully got a doctorate out of it because it was "politically relevant" or some shit
>>126301076
That actually looks pretty fucking cool. Like something out of dark souls
nice try meshuggah, make your own album cover.
>>126301076
B-but that's beautiful, the MurderAngel...
>>126301076
He was made from knives used by robbers and murderers. He was given life by their evil and all he craves for is retribution.
This summer in the cinema near you.
THE KNIFE ANGEL
>>126302721
AVOID REGRET
PUT DOWN THE BAGUETTE
>>126301076
It's... Beautiful. After the war, we should revere it.
>>126301076
I got mugged a couple of years ago by two scallies who held a huge kitchen knife to my throat, threatened to kill me and then kicked my teeth in. It was really scary and fucked me up for a while afterwards, but what fucking good does this do? You can't just make knives go away. As if some criminal is going to care enough to just hand their knives in.
In that moment, I knew that the burgers were right.
Shoot them all. Pew pew pew..
>>126308403
That's what idiots don't get - you don't stop violence by banning tools. The difference between owning an object, and what you do with it. End point is banning pointy sticks, then rocks, finally fists and teeth.
>>126308343
>>126301076
What stops them from taking knifes off of the sculpture? They said they wanted to make it public.
>>126308960
Blessed be Bladebriel, God's holy deliverer of righteous steel.
>>126301872
>Someone shoots another person
>Britbongs ban guns
Problems solved
>Then someone stabbs another person
>Britbongs ban knives
Problem solved
>Someone throws a biscuit at another person
>Britbongs ban biscuits.
FINALLY, problem solved.
>>126302264
FEELING HUNGARY?
MAGGI FOR THE MAGYAR
>>126309199
They didn't ban cars when a slime ran over those people, but Sweden sure as hell thought about it.
>>126301076
Man, that's actually pretty and literally metal. If only it wasn't in that gay, surrendering pose. Imagine if this sculpted made in more mighty pose. Furthermire, picture the colored handles of the knives removed or painted gray or black to give it a more unified color.
It would be a war cry forged in steel.
That sculpture is actually cool as fuck. Like. One of the coolest pieces of artwork I've seen in ages.
>>126302669
>Ban knives and eat squishy stuff
10/10 this will happen. Report on the BBC news channel today showed a nigger getting arrested for having a cheese knife in his car door. Said he'd been to a picnic when the police asked why it was there.
By the time Brits are done, it will be illegal to make a fucking fist in that country.
>>126309316
>They didn't ban cars
They didn't ban cars yet..... yet.
You bet the second a white person dos it they'll be taking driving licenses away with the same enthusiasm a black person steals a bike.
>>126309557
Hehe [worried laughter] That didn't really happen, did it?
>>126309565
Well, they already banned fisting porn.
You're wrong. It will be a thought crime to think about making a fist.
Take away all guns - use knoves and machetes
Take away all knives - use bats and pipes
Take away all sticks - use rocks and fists
Rocks = Islamic Best Management Practice anyway
Success for the pedoreligion!
>>126301076
Looks epic, it should be the villain of some anime.
>>126301849
>>126301076
>The Murder /k/ube has an Archangel to lead its army of Operators now
Beautiful.
>>126309732
Honestly did. Was shown just after a segment about people getting chips placed in their hands to do shit with. 'We've been putting them in cats and dogs for years, maybe humans is the next step'. Legitimately not making this up. UK is fucked. GG bois
>>126308677
Exactly m8, where do you draw the line?
I say we erase said line and re-draw it in a place that allows people to defend themselves. Fuck, if we had firearms like in the US, I'd definitely buy one. I know for a fact I wouldn't ever want to hurt anybody unless they threatened me, but I can't be so sure about some toothless chav.
>>126301076
Push your enemy into it.
>>126301076
it's just """Londoners'""" imported tribal warfare for the most part, who even cares
>>126301872
NO NEED TO GO NUTS
PUT DOWN THE DONUTS
>>126309545
Lay a sword across the palms like it was offering it to you, it would be perfect...
>Get a life! Bin that knife you Limey fucks! Seriously. You could hurt someone. I mean it's current year already!
What is it with the Nanny states already? Next they'll be making you bin your forks and you'll be forced to eat nothing but tendies and yogurt.
>>126301076
What am I gonna use to cut and butter my bread???
it's fooking ugly
Murdercube + game of thrones throne + knife angel, carefully airdropped on top of mecca.
>>126309557
a picnic? thats what they all say. hope he got what was coming to him
>>126310625
You can ask Mohammed to lend you his machete.
>>126301076
Are you asking for more knives?
>>126310047
It's ironic the yanks have "castle doctrine" - an English man's home etc. Self defence, the right to protect your existence, is the most basic and fundamental right there is.
>>126301076
You don't have a knife problem, you have an immigrant problem...
>>126310625
easy
>>126301076
I hope it falls on a crowd.
>Be Brit bong
>sleeping in bed when I hear a loud bang
>People are hitting my front door demanding I let them in.
>They accuse me of eating bacon on front of a Muslim woman
>I run to my kitchen and grab the sharper object I have, a spork.
>They manage to break in and they start beating me with bats and chains.
>I manage to stab one of them in the leg with my spork.
>Cops show up and arrest me for assault with a deadly weapon and violating the muims right to practice his religion.
>The mayor of London gives the man I stabbed a let go the city and calls him a hero as I face 3 life sentences
https://heatst.com/culture-wars/scottish-youtuber-faces-a-year-in-prison-for-teaching-nazi-trick-to-girlfriends-dog/
Now you can't even teach your dog a non state approved trick. This guys a literal socialist, but he's going to jail because he made his gf's dog do a Nazi salute.
>put it on the plinth in Trafalgar square
>snackbar crashes a truck of peace into it
>the statue falls and starts rolling down the hill
>100,000 knife tornado traveling down London slicing everyone up
"Knives are dangerous so lets take 100,000 of them and put them on a pillar in a densely populated area".
They should build a bomb ghoul next!
>>126311212
>Scottish
Nothing of value was lost.
Britain will be kicking itself in the ass someday for not getting rid of those sheep punchers.
>>126310625
Butter is evil. It's produced by slaving cows who are brutalized on a daily basis.
>>126301145
fpbp
>>126311614
Guns or butter?
>>126301076
Can't be the only one who thought of picrel
London confirmed the center of the multiverse?
>>126301076
Im somewhat glad that the UK is having knife crime/death issues. Its a good place to point to when gun-grabbing retards think people wont use other means to kill if there arent guns available.
>>126312006
Neither you sick sick man. Bin that infographic immediately.
>>126301871
Underrated post
Reminds me of the Iron Throne.
>>126301076
>*import third worlders*
>"weird, the crime rate is increasing similarly."
>"I know, we'll make knives illegal because somebody that's going to stab a person cares about the legality of the implement they're stabbing with"
>these people once had the largest empire in history
>>126301076
Also what happens if it falls on someone? Do they create another statue out of plinths and fixtures to raise awareness about improperly securing statues made out of sharp objects onto stone plinths?
QUEEN OF BLADES
>>126304064
Oy vey
>"disenfranchised youths" killing each other
I am beyond fine with this.
Alert me when they kill a taxpayer.
Reminder to avoid UK at all costs.
>>126306174
>>126304257
Ban Saturn worship
>>126302022
can't afford parole?
surrender that sausage roll
>>126301076
What a horrendous piece. When I looked at this, the first thing that came to mind was submission to the almighty. Yet this is a state enforced and endorsed project.
This statue is the epitome of submission to a overbearing parental government.
JENOVA?
>>126314035
>flag
>have a knife amnesty
>collect 100s of thousands
>stick them altogether and put them back on he streets in a violent shit hole of a city
>?????
>profit!
AVE NEX ALEA!
GLORY TO THE AR/K/ANGEL!
Over 900 hours in Photoshop.
they've got your guns, they've got your knives, they're going to be coming for your cars next, and then your spoons, people, WAKE UP. after that they'll probably just remove your hands and arms completely or institute a mandatory worldwide straightjacket dress code
>>126301076
Jesus they're taking your kitchen utencils now. Poor little guys. You will have to defend yourselves with the bones of your fallen raped women.
>>126301076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1gIMcfUsZ0
>>126301076
will someone please make a gun dinosaur?
>>126314487
Very well said.
>>126309626
the self-driving car is the solution to our snackbar ills. let's face it, humans are just too dangerous behind the wheel
>>126301076
Looking at that thing makes me want to get a nice knife.
>great artistic succes kek
>>126301076
Why are people in the UK so fucking stupid and why are they all convinced otherwise?
>>126304257
(((san francisco))) (((contemporary))) (((jewish))) (((museum)))
>no such thing as a slippery slope they said
>>126301076
Edgy.
>>126301076
people can choke one another with there hands we should ban those too cut off everyone's hands with a saw because apparently knives are too scary
>>126301872
DON'T BE NAUGHTY
DROP THE BISCOTTI
>>126301238
Fucking bullshit, a good pocket knife is the most handy tool a MAN can carry. Dumbass
>>126314487
What's with the left hand? Bamphomet makes that sign too. Also, they think they are the almighty.
>>126302740
kek
>>126301076
It's the Shrike!
>>126310021
I can't stop laughing damn and I Thought LA was gonna be the city to do this
>>126310396
Fucking ghouls.
>>126317872
They would do that if they hadn't already banned saws.
>>126315889
that's how it starts Islamic Fascism
starts in The UK remember when you owned half the word Where the FUCK Is that England now
>>126318996
KEK
>>126311102
Of Muslims
>Please hear us! London needs help!
So kick out all the niggers and mudslimes, this isn't complicated.
>>126301849
>>126301076
>"London needs help"
It really does. Mental help.
No cares about the UK and your stupid dystopian weapons laws bunch of defenseless wanks
>>126301076
Knifes are shit weapons. theh might be quiet but the person getting stabbed is not. You might never have to reload but their max range is feet. Just wear a stab vest underneath accurate reproduction chainmail and a jacket that can hide it. Make sure it covers your sides, groin(mainly your femoral arteries) and armpits. Sew a chainmail gorget into the jacket. Congratulations. You are now safe from 90% of fatal stabs using state of the art technology from 1066.
>>126301076
Do you reckon they're glued or soldiered, it won't be long before any choice ones go missing.
>>126320227
If it was does at an ironworks I'd hope soldered but you never know.
>>126301076
>It's hard to comprehend that in the past two weeks alone, 11 people have died as a result of knife crime in our capital city.
>we banned guns, now yobs with knives kill just as many people as the yobs with guns did
>violent crime rate even higher than those Freedom-loving countries that still have their guns
>good thing we banned guns
>>126301076
That's another /k/ monument.
It's like child-proofing your home. Gotta keep all the dangerous items out of babby's reach. Except babby is a 32 year old illiterate sand nigger, and your home is now his home. Your government is exterminating you, and you're complicit in your own demise lol. They want that for us, too, but we got that John Wayne 1st Amendment mindset that I used to make fun of, back in my liberal days.
>>126301076
That's actually metal as fuck.
Would buy if I could.
But seriously, fuck the UK's continued stomping of freedom's neck.
>>126321395
>"metal" as an adjective denoting anything that isn't a hard, shiny solid substance with good heat and electric conductivity
Are you gay?
Theres a bin full of katanas
>>126320466
Never underestimate the thieving ability of the average chav. Even if they are welded, a few minutes with a hacksaw and they are gone.
>>126301076
We're gonna need a bigger bin...
>>126321980
>implying the knives are not made of hard shiney metal with good conductive properties.
Are you some sort of upper echelon Autismo?
>>126301076
>inb4 shitskins steal and honor the religion of peace with them
>>126301076
This is murdercube 2.0
>>126301076
GEE I wonder why stabbings have gone up.
>>126318098
>american
>carrys a knife instead of a gun
>>126301076
>Its time you binned that fucking knife.
Tell them you will turn in your knives when you get your guns back.
>>126301076
Lot of wasted metal on that thing that could be recycled.
>>126301076
>import thousands of migrants
>violent crime increases
Must be those damn knives we have literally always had!
>>126301076
this is cringy as fuck
>>126307921
We literally had a giant limbless mega disabled woman statue on a big plinth, it was so shit.
This is actually really cool looking and will help to combat some of this gay new art.
>>126326058
Why not both?
>>126301076
>2027: statue made entirely out of cudgels
>2037: statue made entirely out of rocks
>2047: statue made entirely out of the severed hands and feet of the entire populace
then the headbutt wars begin
>inb4 muslims push people into the knife statue for not abiding by the local Sharia law
>not using the giant meta-knife statue to commit the greatest stab robbery ever
>>126301076
Is this the holy bayonet of the Murder/k/ube?
>>126301238
you're a pussified . go choke on a bbc faggot
>>126319515
10/10
>>126301076
I like it.
>>126301872
DON'T BE STUPID
BE A SMARTY
>>126301076
That's scary, makes me want to stab someone.
Do they have a license for that angel?
>>126301076
Looks like it's time for /k/omandos to make a pilgrimage to the patron saint of stabbing.
>>126319515
Have a (You)
what needs to happen is we need curfews for all people under 18 and force them to stay inside so they can't be outside after school hours or on weekends
Police should be able to ask for id and arrest people if they are outside and underage without a chaperone
Another thing. Have a tax on young people under 30. That they have to pay if they have a job or not. Failure to pay results in jail.
>>126301076
I hope people use as a source to get knives.
>>126301076
>london
>no knives
>no guns
At this point, you're just a bunch of untrustworthy cattle.
>>126301076
This is the act of fascists forcing compassion in a world without it.
>>126301076
SURELY THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO WOULD "BIN A KNIFE" IS THE SAME TYPE OF PERSON WHO GOES AROUND STABBING PEOPLE
>>126301076
Not gonna read the thread, but you guys should pray to it like /K/ did with the murder cube. Maybe do some blood letting in front of it with letter openers, recite prayers to the lord of edges.
>>126334201
Is this a joke? If a country ever did this, I would personally go there to help the population burn the leaders.
>>126334786
>defending children
Wow mature redpilled attitude you ha e there
What the fuck do you care about the rights of little brats
>>126321980
>hard
>shiny
>solid
Yes, all metals exhibit these properties.
>>126301076
Knife crime?
FUCK THAT
The only crime that needs attention in London is this fucking Bike theft that the police are doing JACK SHIT ABOUT.
>>126334201
Are you taking the piss m8?
>>126334498
Don't try to lump us in with this liberal horse shit
>>126301642
I like this idea. America is building Terminators, we're making knife angels.
>>126335989
Bikes are for kids
>>126336446
kys cunt
>>126309111
>Bladebriel
>>126336537
I actually can because I own a car and a hose to get monoxide poisoning.
Unlike you :^)
>>126319515
Well done, *slow clap*
>>126321382
Cold dead hands.
Meanwhile, in a free country with independent armed citizens instead of subjects living under a monopoly on force begging a crown and throne for protection...
I always take my Swiss knife with me, nigger.
If you hate niggers, jews, spics, arabs, faggots, commie scum as much as we do and you want to raid some tranny server once in a while, you should join the official Moon Central Discord! White people only. Introduce yourself in #introductions
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1, 2, 3 ,4 I declare a race war!
Join us and lynch a nigger tonight!
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P.S Fuck Niggers
We are legally allowed to carry a 3" slip-jointed knife regardless of the reason. Any other kind of knife with a 'common sense' purpose is legal to carry. I personally own a 5 foot claymore because I can and I want house-guests to think I'm psychotic.
I could theoretically own a Barrett M82 if I moved to the countryside and joined a shooting club.
Our rights are shit but if you read into them it's not too debilitating.
>>126337523
SwedeCuck. Don't you have a muzzie dick to go suck in the cuckshed?
>>126331110
>two guns
>three knives
>only one flashlight
It's like you want ISIS to win
>>126326058
Plenty of times a gun is unneeded. But a knife is an always carry item.
>>126332552
bbc 1 or bbc 2?
>>126337447
Show your dad some respect. We're halfway there in terms of getting our country uncucked. It's been a fucking embarrassment for at least 10 years now.
Protip: nobody actually likes or wants the royal family, except Americans.
>>126301076
while surrender your knife is the most retarded thing ever, a knife angel would be metal as fuck
>>126301872
NEVER RELAX
AROUND FLAPJACKS
>>126337934
>SwedeCuck
what the fuck?
>>126338136
>Protip: nobody actually likes or wants the royal family, except Americans.
no
>>126338085
We're so cucked, we listen to the sound of BBC on the radio.
>>126301076
The fuck are brits supposed to cut their food with if they aren't even allowed to have kitchen knives?
>>126301076
I love how most of them are butter knives
>>126301076
>100,000 knives
> put it in public space
yeah, sounds like a good idea.
Cool statue tho
throw dog shit at it and laugh at their attempts to clean it off
>>126303678
>viva la france
American education everybody
I'm trying to imagine wtf a regular British person has in their kitchen. I mean what's the point of 'binning' a fucking steak knife, when anyone can go buy another one at any store? Has a knife left the street at all, or is this all just some conspiracy by jewish knife sellers? Is there a population of British criminals who are saying 'shit I was gonna mug people tonight, but I can't find anything sharp!'
>tfw not British
>>126302022
check'd & kek'd
>>126309111
witnessed
Hail Bladebriel.