I work in Amsterdam tourism and speak to hundreds of people around

>>126292555
>Netherlands: Only come with discount or ask me for a discount
"Geen cent te veel".

Why? No Poles?

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Italians:

>we smoke weed in boat?? XD
> me: no that is not allowed in the boat.
> italians: Hey this is Amsterdam weed city!! why not??

>>126292689
Poles not that many. They came with the match Ajax vs legia warschau.

very normal people but they dont talk a lot.

>>126292555
>Netherlands: Only come with discount or ask me for a discount.
What else can you expect from a nation of flag thieves?

>>126292555
>All indians: we are very big group.
>me: ah okay how many are you with? we have a group discount.
> Indians: we have big group of 4, how many discount?
>me: haha no thats not a group you need 10 people.


They ask for discounts a lot although they always do a big trip in europe. They are very rich.

>>126292555
What about New Zealanders? With examples.

>>126293320
I had some new zealanders yesterday.

Very nice people and good talking with them. The boat departed too early in front of their face while they bought a ticket. They didnt get angry and just took the next one. Weird accent though.

And ofcourse they come from the other side of the world.

>>126293294
I never see people from luxembourg. lets hope it stays that way.

>>126293294
R A R E
A
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>>126292555
>fat and ugly chicks
>thick layer of make-up.
Yep, it checks out

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Iran: It doesnt happen a lot but when I have people from Iran they never wear a headscarf, look and act very western and happy.

They can finally do all the things which they cannot do in their own country without getting arrested.

>>126292555
Leafs?

>>126293759
and you guys always come to party with big groups. You demolish my whole city while doing so. always drunk you guys.

>>126292555

singapore

>>126292555
Greeks ?

>>126293843
Yep, the average Brit is really a bit of a train wreck - I'm glad I've managed to keep my Canadian accent, even after living here for almost half my life. Saves me a lot of grief and shitty assumptions.

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>>126293825
Canadians always wear something that identifies them as a canadian. A lot of the times its a ribbon or a broche but also hats and bags. All with the canadian flag.
for the rest they are the same as americans.
I only get old people from canada

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>>126292555
I want you to go into further detail about Americans.
I know we are fat and dumb, but how exactly do we interact fake?

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>>126293685

Uncommon at best, I see them frequently the fucking hacks

>>126294013
very short people and the women all wear headscarfs, in general normal people.

>>126293843
Yeah not surprised. Brits I'd say are the extremes. either very keen on the local culture and history or just there for booze, drugs and clubs.

>>126294099
Canadians hope you'll remember the good times from WW2 and will like is for helping. We also wear that specifically to say "we're not Americans." Hopefully we're all friendly and excited to be on vacation there.

If not, sorry aboot that, eh?

Australia.

>>126292555
Thx Nederland, ik hou van je ook:3

>>126292944

kek
I'll freely admit that Italians only go to Amsterdam expecting le ebic dude weed

>>126292944
kek there's loads of italians in dam.
where are you from senpai? dutch?

Gedragen de Belgen zich een beetje?

>>126292555
>Netherlands: Only come with discount or ask me for a discount.

nigger I live here I'm not going to the shittiest city in the country for full price!

>>126292555
>UK: somehow handsome dudes always have fat and ugly chicks as a girlfriend. Girlfriend always has a thick layer of make-up.

There's a reason British men colonised the world and BLEACHED other women.

>>126294679
Italians behave like niggers. You're hated in Amsterdam.

>>126292555
what about me cunt

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>>126294191
>Burger: *high voice* Heeey how are you?
>me: yes im good today how are you?
>burger: also good thank you.

You ask this all the time but actually you dont really care how I am.

You come in my store very happy asking how I am today. I react normally and tell you the boat left already because you were 1 minute too late.
The american loses his/her shit and transforms from asking me how I am and wishing me a good day to seuing me and my company and screaming at me.

You are acting like you are my friend but if there is one thing you dont like you will not be so happy anymore.

Probably a culture difference.

>>126294099
/pol/ meetup / leaf bashing in dam when

Pale skin isn't exactly a stereotype. I demand observations about our behavior

>>126292555
>Russians: very rich. They dont speak english but they do speak german.
Haha, I'm not russian then. I've been to Netherlands (actually lived there for about a year)

>>126294946

It's a cultural thing. We used to have a Murrican prof at my uni, he'd go 'heeeey how are doooooing anon' and before you could answer he'd be gone because he'd just keep walking.

Murricans are very fake people.

>>126294373
ofcourse we dont forget that. Most of the times you guys are friendly. but your message makes me cringe.

Any info on Lithuanians or just balts in general?

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>>126292555
>Arabs: one of their kids shat in my store, had to clean it up. very disgusting.

>>126294946
Sounds like a new york jew problem and not an American problem. Please learn the difference. Most Americans are very patient. We deal with traffic and lines all day.

Any Slovenians?

>>126294946
yeah definitely cultural. Here you're expected to be warm and polite to people.
how are you is just how we say hello. they just expect you to say good thanks how are you.

>>126295239
yeah I have distant relatives from southern USA, nice as can be but I do understand the fakeness though

Hit me up senpai. Tell me about Romania.

>>126294099
when you have no other substitution for culture so you literally where a fucking leaf

>>126292555
What about us, Hungarians?

Coincidentally I'm also in tourism and my en counters largely match yours. With the addition that Finnish men are incredibly beta and that Chinese people spit everywhere. The Scandinavians refuse to bathe on a daily basis, especially the Danes. Russians are genuinely surprised when someone doesn't speak russian here, it's like they forgot the Soviet Bloc collapsed years ago. I got a bunch more of these little wisdoms, if you're curious to hear more.

In Italy.
Dutch. Very polite.
Brits. Very polite.
Americans. Very polite but fat.
Germans. Very polite but arrogant.
Spanish. Polite not very, but bro tier.
Scandinavians. Very polite but sterile.
Russians. Very rich but bad mannered.
Chinese. Very polite very poor.
Japanese. Very polite, very rich, very nice people.
Canadians. Very nice, not so fat as Muricans.
South Americans. Very catholic, very poor, ok people.
Australians. Not polite. Not rich and bad dress sense.
NZ. Same as Australia.
Irish. Polite. Bro tier.
French. Arrogant scum.
Austrians. Arrogant scum.
French and Austrians, hope you like the spit in your food.
Africans. Loud obnoxious, farmi animals.
Italians. Loud, demanding,rude, cheap.

>>126294525
Wasn cringe du hurensohn

>>126292555
Any Swiss?

>>126295393
wear, i need to go to sleep
fuck sake

>>126294511
>>126294899
nothing interesing you are normal

>>126294849

>I'm not going to the shittiest city in the country for full price!

We're not talking about Rotterdam, friendo. But yeah, people who run tourist shops are fucking jews.

>>126294737
belgen gedragen zich zeker. ze zeuren wel over dat Amsterdam zo commercieel is.

Do you deal with any Irish tourists op?

>>126295532
Yeah tell us about Paddy's

>>126292555
I fucking hate indians. I've never interacted with ruder people in my life. They always approach you pointing on their maps like you're a fucking dog supposed to do a trick. They never say thanks when you help them. Ungrateful fucking street shitters.

>>126295531

Hebben ook groot gelijk dan.

>>126295434

Thanks Italianon. I was in Italy for the first time two weeks ago, it was bretty nice. I like the coffee-culture.

>>126294962
ME TOO

>>126292555
japan?

>>126295667
THANKS

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>>126295380
I feel bad telling you this but the ones I have seen are ugly.

>>126295380
I met the slickest Romanian working for a restaurant in Dam.
He spoke like 6 languages fluently and intrinsically knew which language to speak whoever he was approaching in.

>>126292555
what about us?
im going to celebrate my birthday in Holland so be prepared my man

>>126292555
>Arabs: one of their kids shat in my store, had to clean it up. very disgusting.

standard :D

>>126292555
YAYYYY

I thought you were going to say "Rude and won't stop screaming in the streets"

Slovakia


thx

>>126295730
Muhamed stob shidding on dis guys flor

>>126295639
What about spainards?

Austria?

Or are we in the same category as the ?

>>126292555

Are leafs and Americans the same? In my experience working in a hotel they seem to be subtly different. Not sure how to describe it.

>>126294946
It has become an informal salutation and way of starting a conversation - nothing more.

>>126295692
It's prob that we don't speak too much
We are very shyish people, very private

>>126295532
>>126295605
Very hard to understand their english because of that accent. but in general nice people. also very pale.

>>126295923
*germans

>>126295730
should elaborate - these cunts just don't know how to use toilets... provided security for a bunch of old fuckers to fly on the first haj flight out of basra after 'libertation'... we had portaloos lined up for them to use and after the arabs had been through there was shit everywhere - they don't use the seat the dirty fucks stand on it in their flip flops then shit goes everywhere

to top it off one arab women left a live grenade inside a spare bog role as a crude attempt at a booby trap

>>126294981
>lived in another country for year
>not rich
Yeah right.

>>126292555
>Amsterdam

Never seen so many effeminate males in my life. Is Amsterdam like what Manhattan is for homosexuals or something? The girls are easy at least, so one doesn't have to resort to shopping at the red light district. Though those girls are clean at least. Last, I get better weed off of Leroy down south Jamaica avenue. Shit was overrated.

>>126295434
>Italians. Loud, demanding,rude, cheap.

Wife's grandparents were from Italy. You have summed up my misery very well.

Also very two-faced and expect everyone is out to scam you.

>>126292555
>France/germany
only there to smoke pot

>>126292555
What about eastern europeans?

>>126292555
Netherlands: only posts on /pol/ to push an agenda. Is never an actual user, but an EU-sanctioned faggot

>>126294962
>>126295443>>126295923

Norwegian, swiss, austria

You are normal.

A lot of scandinavians in town at the moment.

I always ask the norwegians if they have heard from the TV serie occupied. its on TV in the netherlands. They like that.

>>126295187

How's it going and how are you are similar to asking what's up. It is a generic north American greeting similar to just saying hello. Quit being autistic.

>>126295688

Not OP but you visit my city a lot and you are adorable. Everybody thinks you're cute. You're a little annoying when you block the streets in large groups though, there's not a lot of room here.

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>>126294946
Well, I have to agree with that. I noticed that when people say "hey, how are you", I just respond by saying, "Hey, whats up". I didnt answer their question and they dont answer my question. It is fucking wierd.
>>126295239
Idk man, I am from So. California and this seems pretty damn accurate. He is most likely exaggerating about Americans freaking out over missing the boat, but the fakeness is deffinately true, at least in CA.

>>126292555
Are there even portuguese in Amsterdam?

>>126294946

>Burger: *high voice* Heeey how are you?
>me: yes im good today how are you?
>burger: also good thank you.

this is how in other cultures you nod and continue to walk on by to acknowledge a person.

its a greeting and that is it.

we don't want to have a conversation just like you dont, when you say hello to us when u acknowledge us entering your place of business.

sorry you get all fucking butthurt about it.

>>126292555

Egypt

My senpai goes to Amsterdam a lot, one of my teachers is from there, he's gay and very ignorant

>>126296120
Everyone above the danube is alright.
All we see from below the Danube is gypsies, so ppl hate those areas.

>>126296184
>It is a generic north American greeting similar to just saying hello.

It's shallow. If you ask people how they are around here, expect a real reply. You can just say 'hi' Anglo, no need to pretend to care about people.

>>126292555
>Americans: dumb, fat
That's only the ones that can afford to travel.
Most of us are too poor to travel, and we look like average joes, with the exception of laborers, who look like bikers.

>>126296120
>>126295817
>>126295728
>>126295415
>>126295296
>>126295202

I dont see you batlic guys a lot. I thought it is because Amsterdam is very expensive and you are not the richest countries. is this true?

>>126294946
It's true, all the exchange student I met that were from the USA always sounded fake when talking to someone.
I'd say overly positive and makes you think they are close but they actually don't give a shit about you and just act "sociabily correct"

>>126295728

Most people will just assume you're Russian. Also, don't fucking walk on the cycling lanes when you're there.

What about catalans?

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>>126296177

Don't say normal!

>>126296216
Yes but not a lot. More people from brazil. your colony. I feel like they are riching than you

>>126296011
Yeah, amsterdam is seen as the gay capital of the world for many..

>The girls are easy
Yeah totally...
been on a 4 year dry streak .

>>126295434
You dirty Italian monkey !

YOU MAKE PIZZA NOW AND I WANT FREE WATER NO BOTTLE WATER CAPICE ??

>>126295605
They don't know the difference between a plural s and a possessive s.

>>126296394
>What about catalans?
I dont think people can tell the difference between them and Spanish ppl.
Spaniards come for dude weed lmao, but dont see them very often.

>>126296355
Sounds just like Mormons.

>>126295932
There's at least a hundred different accents here and I sometimes struggle to understand some Irish accents too.

>>126295434
>almost everyone are very polite by italian standards

>>126296330
we dont pretend, we say it all other americans all the time and all other americans know what the fuck it means, which is "hi, i see you"

>>126296011
Amsterdam is garbage, bro.
Most of it is aimed at getting as much money out of dumb tourists. Like selling trash weed and beer for a high price,since the tourists will buy it anyways.
And the university there attracts a lot of women and those effeminate males since it's full of "social studies" and other crap.
All the flamboyant fags go to Amsterdam as well.

>>126296394
They go screaming of joy when they see we have an audio guide in catalan

>>126296084
This to be expected Amerbro. In Italy everyone is trying to rip everyone else off. Ever wonder why we Italians get on so well with jews?

>>126296330

See
>>126296231

It is exactly what I said it is. They're not pretending to care it is just a standard greeting. It's like people here asking how's the craic? No one expects you to answer how you're feeling that day. I'm sure Dutch people have some weird ass greeting or expression that could be misinterpreted if you were autistic. It's not them being fake it is you misunderstanding.

>>126296442
Brazil has huge income inequality, middle class is very small. Rich is RICH and poor is POOR.

Anyway, have any stereotypes?

>>126295380
You should know that everywhere outside of Romania, if you say Romanian people think gypsies.

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Australians

>sick cunts
>funny
>intelligent
>get all the chicks

>>126296109
true
and fuck tall blond wemenz

>>126296550

This. If you want the non-hysterical Dutch experience go to Leiden or Den Haag or Groningen or Haarlem or something. Or Utrecht but Utrecht sucks.

Amsterdam is so shitty.

>>126295531
Kek, de Belgen weten beter dan onze eigen provincialen
Klopt als een bus

>>126293507
You've never seen a Portuguese person?

>>126296550
You are right about everything but dont forget that Amsterdam is very beautifull. A lot of countries dont have these old buildings and these canals reallly look like magic when you have never seen it.

>>126292555
>All the people who speak spanish (spain, south america): All think you speak spanish while I dont.
It's like you've met my parents

Tell me more retarded things we do when we are out in Europe

>>126296344
>batlic
>>126296369
b-but i hate russians

any recommendations where to sleep in amsterdam? ofc the cheapest option
any good clubs where can I do mdma?

>>126293843
I've only been traveling in Spain but the Brits are the fucking worst tourists ever. Loud, drunk as fuck and always picking fights.

>>126296446
>4 year dry streak

How? All I did was go to a club, eye fuck some really good looking blonde, we talk, she has bf (but hes not there), i leave and walk back to hotel, she follows and pretends to leave, I get to hotel and ask if she wants to come upstairs for a drink, she and her friend agree, me and my friend profit.

Sorry, not in mood to green text. She was hot, and I was shocked that it was that easy. And best news, didn't get an std from her.

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WE'RE NOT ALL FUCKING FAT

>>126296509

Only Irish people hear the difference in Irish accents. To outsiders we all sound the same. I asked a foreigner about this and the explanation was legit.

"How would I know it is a different accent and not just how an individual speaks" is what it boiled down to. It makes sense if you think about it.

>>126296344
>Hungary
>Baltic

Just kidding, I ain't pissed. It's a common misconception among foreigners. We tend not to go to "progressive" places, or at least so I noticed with Hungarians. The presence of open homosexuality and darkies sort of weirds the average citizen out, since it isn't common at all here. For example, some women once tried to do that "slutwalk" thing in Budapest and got mobbed, beaten up then arrested.

>>126296177

You probably made their whole vacation by talking about occupied. Small countries love that shit. People that know something about us that is.

>>126296696
Amsterdam might be shitty for a Netherlander but for us Tourist its fucking NEETO friend.

I loved gettting fucked near the canals, watching those THICC ladies in redstreet. Parting with whores etc... great time

>>126296569
haha that's sounds like us

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>>126295434
>Australians. Not polite. Not rich and bad dress sense.

Sorta like criminials, eh? heheh

>>126296786
And then you woke up and apologized.

>>126295434
>French

This guys description is more accurate for the French.

>>126293843

You should try living with these people, they're a plague.

>>126292555

waddabout us??

>>126295437
Etzala hat es sich ausgebaselt!

>>126296747

Spain had the most people casually wearing antifa shirts I've ever seen.

>>126296735
I was born in Delft so that's nothing special to me, I guess.
That and historical stuff are the only valid reasons to visit Amsterdam, but there's plenty of other places that have the same things

>>126295478
Top kek, Aussie are fucking normal.
This made my fucking day.

>>126296936
>being this salty about some other guy he doesn't even know getting laid

*tips

>>126292555
>France/germany: thick accent but nice and honest people.
Be careful, french are well known for being thiefs

>>126296696
I was in tilburg for a festival once. pretty nice.
spent 2 nights in redlight after arriving and before leaving.
not that nice..

was in spijkenisse to demonstrate some work stuff a little before, pretty cozy.

i just find the netherlands eerie and weird.
its so strange to be inland and have nothing to orientate by.
the flatness weirds me out.

>>126292555
>Scandinavians: very pale.
not for long :^)

>>126295924
Americans are louder and fatter and Canadians are nicer people but will sap your will too live if they engage you in conversation because they're so fucking boring particularly Ontarians and B.C people are weirdos but Maritimers and Quebecois are sound.

>>126292555
Its not fake. We're just fat and happy.

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>>126297037

>>126296805

Where do the Irish people who sound like Americans come from? I quite often hear that accent.

>>126296969
Well the jews have played for the other team forever in this county, It's only normal that antifa is the counterculture here.

>>126297018
Not salty. Good for you! But it's true that Amsterdam women don't keep things local. For someone from Amsterdam it's hard getting laid by a Dutch girl.

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>>126292555

One a level of 1-6,000,000 how asshurt will the people of Amsterdam be if I went through town reading this very loudly through a megaphone?

>>126294099
>Canadians always wear something that identifies them as a canadian
Ahahah so true, i always wonder why

>>126292555
croats?

>>126296215
No, what Americans do not understand is this. It is not the fakeness of 'hey how are you' and then not caring, it's the whole fake-ass intonation they have in their voice. Like they are soooo excited to see you.
"HEEEEEEEEEEY How are you??"
and then they proceed to not even listen. American niceness is very fake. It's something you'd expect from a country where they elected a former reality TV star as president. Americans are so fake they do not even see it themselves.

>>126296864
Australians are strange mix, they are look English but are arrogant like Austrian and dress like Chinese.

>>126292555
Croatians.

I visited and bought anime figures in some store in Amsterdam.

>>126297173
haha that would be epic /b/ro XD

>>126292555
>UK: somehow handsome dudes always have fat and ugly chicks as a girlfriend. Girlfriend always has a thick layer of make-up.

don't forget those inbred faces and sweatpants, and all the cunts in general who actually visit the whores and smoke weed EVERYWHERE

Someone do me

>>126292555
>France/germany: thick accent but nice and honest people.
kek that fear of getting invaded and annexed.

how about the scottish?

>>126297208
The other two are understandable, but...
>dress like Chinese

I'm very confused. Explain?

>>126297191

They still have it stuck in their heads that they are respected and loved world wide. Some also told me they think European people love them because of their part in WW2. Having a leaf on them makes them think they'll get special treatment or noticed.

Also American tourists do it sometimes because they have a shitty reputation abroad.

>>126296755

As for sleep, try to get something on the outskirts (South or West) as they're usually cheaper and can bring you to the city centre within 20 minutes. As for your latter question, I am not a degenerate.

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>>126296941
When I see you I cannot think of anything else than what I always see on /pol/, that you are ruining the world.

But you are definitly not greedy, you dont mind spending money. sometimes even gave me a tip.

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>>126297208
Why are we always called arrogant. I don't get it

>>126297207
I was agreeing with you, dumbass.

>>126297119
South Dublin and are posh and middle class. One thing I can't stand is a posh Irish accent.

>>126297119
Ulster.

>>126292555
>>>/int/

>>126297046
exactly

>>126297378

<3

>>126297200
I tell them they live in the cheap italy, mixed reactions.

>>126292555
>Netherlands: Only come with discount or ask me for a discount.
that's normal, i worked 2month in a marina , and the locals were generally more rude and cheap than the foreigners, it's the same in every country I guess.

>>126297411
It's not Ulster. Our accents in Ulster sound more similar to Scottish accents and my accent from Ulster when I'm abroad is mistaken as Scottish all the time.

>>126297387
Dude, It's an Italian.

>>126297355
Just very odd dress sense, no dress sense.

>>126295415
>it's like they forgot the Soviet Bloc collapsed years ago
Reported to KGB for anti-soviet agitation

>>126297033

I have the opposite problem with hills and mountains. If I can't see at least a few hundred meters out in front of me I feel trapped.

You could try Maastricht, Maasticht is nice and hilly.

>>126294340
See: Orlando
It's either wealthy standoffish Brits taking their kids to Disney or whatever or complete chavs. No inbetween.

>>126297207
I get happy when I'm talking to people :(

>>126294946
It's a culture thing.
Before business is conducted, there is an exchange of small pleasantries.
"Hey how are you?"
"Good, thanks, you?"
"Same"
When someone doesn't reciprocate, the impression left is that they don't care enough to go through a simple interaction like that.

>>126297287

Could I be arrested if I walked right into the Anne Frank House and started reading this pasta verbatim as obnoxiously as I could?

If not, I intend to do exactly that whenever I visit the Netherlands.

We should try and find the museum's actual phone number and organize a raid where we jam their phone lines with /pol/ callers and drive the staff nuts by reading them this pasta over and over again. We can do it like on her birthday or something.

>>126296550
visited amsterdam few years ago. i agree with this statement. plus the food absolutely sucked. i heard der hague has the best restaurants. is this true?

>>126297046

>Work with a Maritimer
>Sound as fuck

Regularly rips on the rest of Canada too. He is the stereotype I used to think of for a Canadian. Kind of a built fat guy who swears a lot and can drink a ton even though he doesn't drink often.

I was in Amsterdam a week ago, fucked some hookers.

>>126297612
What is your dress sense?

>>126294099
> I only get old people from canada

Those are the only people who can actually afford a vacation in Canada.

Young people are literally brain washed to never want to leave except for 1 week a year to Mexico.

>>126297810
Same old salad dressing they always use, in high quantity.

>>126297804
sexturisme er ulovlig neger

>>126297743
Are you literally underage?
show us your cute shota mouth because youre not

>>126292555
>Netherlands: Only come with discount or ask me for a discount.

I really miss the kiloknallers from all the stores, meats getting expensive

>>126297743
My company sells tickets for everything to do in Amsterdam, all the boats/museums/atractions.
Except tickets for the Anne Frank house. Why? because they are jews. Thats how it was explained to me on my first day working here. explained by the manager.

>>126297866

I'm 24 faggot

>>126294946
Its legitimatly sad for us to hear that you believe this is fake. At the same time, were not asking "how are you" to hear your life story. Protocol is for you to say "good how are you?" Or to comment on the weather. It's called small-talk. Only autists have a problem with this (in u.s.), so you guys come off as a little autistic when you won't engage. Just a little cultural difference. No reason to call us names over it (but fatty is an acceptable ine).

Did you know that the mere act of smiling makes yourself and others feel better? That's exactly what were doing--memung a positive interaction into existence.

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>>126297743

No one cares about Anne Frank here dude, except the people who make money off her.

We read the book in school and that's it.

I cared way more about the tree near her house though. Fuck, what a waste.

>>126297792
I worked with Maritimers too and sound as fuck and very endearing and mostly of Irish and Scottish stock so kinda similar to us in a lot of ways and easy to get on with.

>>126297810
Italian. God tier.

>>126297527
kek, sounds about right
what about bosnians serbs?

>>126294946
this makes you sound depressed and autistic.

>>126296184
British and Irish ask "you alright?" which is odd to the burger ear.
Also JFC British and Irish take five minutes to say goodbye.

I visited Amsterdam for a week just a few days ago with a friend.
Im white, and my friend is brown. without actually talking, everyone knew we're israelis. even the sex workers were calling us "israel come here". it was very weird, i mean we were very polite, but how do you guys know? we had no symbols or anything.

>>126297886

I've become flexitarier to cut back on costs because my rent is so high.

Thank god dairy costs fuck all.

>>126297850
No change, huh?
Yeah, Europe stopped culturally progressing alot after WW2.

>>126296355

It's just phrasing. I've heard this complaint from a German dude as well and it rocked my mind how fucking stupid you could be to not get it.

It's literally phrases. We have long greetings. That's it. It's a stupid game we are accustom to. It's not being fake, it's just how we open conversations or greetings.

>>126297851

Jeg driter langt i syke Norske lover.

>>126296787
I've spend some time on the east coast. Not even that many fat people, but a lot of fat cops though. Especially in NYC.

>>126297919
Only in your country this is a protocol of being polite.

In the rest of the world you only ask how are you if you really want to know how someone is.
Not that weird right? Why ask if you dont even want to know.

>>126292555

>>>/int/

>>126293685
N E W F A G
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>>126297812
How so?

>>126298043
Do you have a long nose and huge ears maybe? ;)

>>126297905
What would you sugest to do in Amsterdan to someone who doesn't like the weed?

Also, give me your monkey review.

>>126292555
>UK
>Handsome guys have ugly girlfriends

Imagine the swine that regular guys have to Pork...

>>126292555
>somehow handsome dudes always have fat and ugly chicks as a girlfriend. Girlfriend always has a thick layer of make-up.

Sounds about right.

I'd be all for immigration if they actually brought women over here.

People always say "British men never ask girls out, too shy, etc." but they always fail to understand that there is actually a reason why.

There was a whole controversy last week, I think it was, where some Russian Writer basically wrote about how awful our women and cities are. Told it like it is, and everyone got all butthurt about it. I read these quotes from her peice and couldn't help but agree.

Drentenaren?

>>126298043
i bet you both have curly hair and a big nose
you have to understand some of the people in amsterdam are grandchildren of people whos job was sniffing out the jews

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Do you still want your bikes back? ;_;

>>126298043
I guess the kippah and jewish nose gives it away
>>126298068
rent is insane, it eats up a whole chunk of income better spend elsewhere

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>>126292555
>ameritards
>their fake interaction is nice

>french
>honest

>netherlands
top kek, you know it!

>>126297919

But why do you have to a) be so loud and b) add that drawl? That's what makes it sound fake.

OH MY GAWD, HOWWW HAVE YOU BEEEEEN. IT'S SOOOOOO GOOD TO SEE YOOUUUUUU.

Every fucking september when uni starts again. You can see all the Dutch people roll their eyes. Just talk like a normal person. Plus, Murricans are some of the nastiest backstabbiest people you'll ever meet, so that makes the contrast even larger.

>>126297905

lol

Do they have a phone number for taking reservations?

We could definitely get /pol/ in the news again if a few hundred of us filled the queue and did nothing but play that copypasta over and over.

What about Portuguese?

>>126298043
Drinking tap water in resteraunts gives you away.

>>126297919
No he's right, you seems too joyful/excited for it to be true. There is something patronizing and fake about that. If you don't care about someone, you can just say hello without overreacting. Also you are very loud.
But i feel it is more the american women who act like this.

>>126292555
Do you smoke weed daily?

>>126295434
chinese polite? hahah aoka

>>126294946
you're a fucking autist, boudewijn

>>126298193

Always.

Or maybe let us win at football for a change. ;_;

>>126298040

We also ask "are you winning?". Burgers have no idea what we mean.

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>>126294862
>Italians behave like niggers. You're hated in Amsterdam.

Poles behave like niggers. You literally caused a country to leave the EU

>>126292555
>UK: somehow handsome dudes always have fat and ugly chicks as a girlfriend. Girlfriend always has a thick layer of make-up.
More importantly, they're without exception obnoxious drunk/stoned bongs that create mayhem on their bikes. The absolute worst tourists in Amsterdam.

>>126298249
>OH MY GAWD, HOWWW HAVE YOU BEEEEEN. IT'S SOOOOOO GOOD TO SEE YOOUUUUUU
this, but i admit, it's nice talking to them
generally very open and easy to talk to people

>>126294946
TBF you might just be getting shitty tourists because yiu wirk in that shitty tourist trap. No offense, hon.

>>126297046
>Maritimers and Quecbecois are sound

LEL WUT???

Quebecois are scumbags who will happily talk shit about you in front of you in their shit gutter "quebecois french", if you're an Anglo.
You obviously can't speak French or Quebecois, so you think they're sound.

Maritimers are all jenky looking addicts.

You're fucked in the head

>>126292555
You must be a patient man, having a bunch of drunk stoned foreigners treat your home like a LARP of Eurotrip.

>>126295953
>one arab women left a live grenade inside a spare bog role as a crude attempt at a booby trap

Poopy trap?

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>>126296355
Again, your meeting people raised by insurance salesmen and executives. The overtly "friendly" way of speaking is just a ruse to put you at ease and for the speaker to seem non-threatening. It does not matter that you can see it's fake, because it works anyway. And much of what you mistake for "stupidity" is also an act to seem non-threatening.
These are salesmen & the offspring of salesmen. Think about that when you next speak to them, and you will see them in the same light as you see your own salesmen & businessmen (who, I happen to know, act in the same manner).

When I was much younger (pic related), I traveled extensively, but not as a tourist or with any college-swap, I worked on a ship as a seagoing technician. I was not wealthy, I was a laborer, as most Americans are (or nowadays wish they could be, with a job).
People often mistook me for German or Scandinavian. When they found out I was American, many of them changed their attitude toward me like a light switch being thrown. They became aloof and disdainful...with the exception of shop owners and businessmen, who kept their personal feelings hidden and their interests purely aimed at business. They were just as fake as you think Americans are.

>>126293294
stealth rare

>>126298193
During tourist season I always ask them for my grandpas bike and horse.
The older generation always reacts a bit annoyed but can appreciate the banter, the younger generation always either looks down in shame or apologize. uncuck your country

>>126297919
>smiling makes yourself and others feel better
>guess that means we'll have to force our exaggerated smile down everyone's throat

This is also why so many feelgood movies have the opposite effect.

>>126292555
neederlanders= kind of dumb, slow witted. Very stubborn. Hard for them to learn something new. They like the same routine erry day with the same bland food. Anything new is viewed with skepticism.

tldr. I used to run a modest b and b in northern california near the coast. Lots of tourists from all over the world.

>>126297207
It's called a valley girl accent. You're mistaking linguistic variation for emotion because it doesn't meet your view. Very autistic.

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>>126297207
We are the first world. Our culture is guns alcohol and racism.

>>126298333

That's true, for casual conversation it's fine. But I never feel like I really connect like I do with Europeans. And I don't really trust my American co-workers.

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>>126298322

>>126297395

I just looked up an Irish accent video, I don't think I've ever heard that posh Irish accent, that's bizarre sounding.

When I say American I mean like I actually think it's an American tourist then after a couple sentences I realise it's that type of Irish person.

>>126298300
not anymore, weed is for children and people who dont work in the Netherlands.

>>126298159
I think the issue we have is a lot of our women are like 1-4 then we have a few who are 7+. We don't really have that many in the middle like most other countries do. You can go days without someone over 7.

>>126292555

Ever had any french canadians ?

>>126298351

Every Maritimer I met looked normal. Every Alberta or BC lad looked like a twink faggot.

>>126298274
Pls respond

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>>126298449
>They like the same routine erry day with the same bland food.

Hell yes. Broodje kaas iedere dag lul. Fucking delicious.

Too bad American doesn't have good bread nor good cheese.

>>126297580
Married to immigrant from Donegal.
To a burger, "three" vice "tree" throws off the Irish stereotype. Ulster women in my family have a less detectable accent than the men in general. Struggle with my father in law but partly due to speed and diction.

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>>126293770
you'd be surprised at the underground party scenes in Tehran mate. also they never wear head scarves indoors or on provate property

>>126292555
always wondered how the German accent sounds to other people.
Did you have young Germans with an accent or just older Germans?

>>126298300

I'm 30 and I've never smoked weed. I don't feel the need to get high.

>>126292555
>Scandinavians: very pale.
The pot calling the kettle black. Or, maybe more like the silver calling the chrome shiny

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>>126297946

Well of course, they shill her book and play dirty legal tricks constantly so they can keep raking in the dough off impressionable tourists. I'm certain they're probably knee deep in corruption too.

I mean for all we fucking know, maybe she really did give birth to a little bastard while in hiding and they pay her 70 year old kid under the table to keep their damn mouth shut so it doesn't look embarrass them.

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>>126294099
>Canadians always wear something that identifies them as a canadian
Dude, half of those are americans looking to disguise themselves as canadians in case a feral nigger somewhere decides he wants to stab a burger.

>>126298408
Quick, give me directions to the Anne-Frank-Huis!

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>>126298449
If you had a quality life, you wouldn't want it to change either

>>126298124
School, media
When they made NAFTA, the Canadian Government was the ones to hamstring Canadians trying to immigrate to America.
In the 1800s, they use to bribe people with land, not to leave.

You literally need to brain wash people to make them think living in an expensive frozen desert is a "privilege" and a "better country than the whole world"

That's why Canadians always wear Canada shit when they travel. They're proud as fuck from brain washing to come from an empty frozen shithole with less citizens that the State of California

>>126293770
They don't get arrested for that shit in Iran, it's not Saudi Arabia. The reason they act like you say is because that's how they are.

>>126292555
What is your experience with leafs

>>126298132
>>126298190
>>126298205
>>126298275

I wish i could show you a picture without getting myself destroyed by you guys,
but i was born in russia, so basically clean hair without a big nose, neither of us used a kippa because we're not religious.

we did ask for tap water once, but thats because its what we usually drink here in restaurants, its required by law that a place with food have to serve you water for free
dunno man

>>126292555
Any greeks?

>>126298743
LEL
What a stupid fucking lie Canadians tell themselves

>durrr Americans pretend to be Canadian while travelling

Ever meet a REAL LIFE AMERICAN PERSON who did that??
Nope.
It's a fairy tale, retard.

>>126298159
Could you share the link? Would love to read that

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Also China will be the new supernation. The young people speak english with a very good accent.

One time I asked them, you are from the US?
They were from China, thats how good their accent is. High level education over there.

Here in Roma, NY Americans are different from other Americans. NY people very Quick, sharp and funny.

>>126298565
i met a portugese exchange student once,
they were just very relaxed and did what they did kinda thing.

didn't like to talk much

>>126298300
Tried it once, didn't work. Couldn't be bothered since.
Ez addiction to skip.

>>126298633
When I think of a german accent I think of flula
it just sounds very exotic even compared to eastern european countries. kinda flamboyant. I like it. Never met anyone who really disliked it like they do with other accents.

>>126298792
pure autism, no doubt.

>>126298043
Maybe you still have a star of david?
Nose?
Huge strands of curly hair and a ravine hat?

>>126298849
I've met plenty of them while traveling. Maybe you should leave the country once in a while, eh

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Everyone is nice, accept arabs ...
what a surprise.

>>126298408
>>126298193

It's true, the older generation of Germans is pretty bro-tier. I don't like the young ones so much. Also so much piercings and weird hair going on.

>>126297919
>It's called small-talk
it's called fake ass ameritard "small talk". the rest of the world does actual small talk that is not cringe worthy.

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>>126298744

>proceeds to redirect Gestapo officers into swamp filled with sharpshooters

>>126297919
>It's called small-talk

Small talk is used to pass the time, and can potentially lead to a real conversation. Of course you can choose to remain closed and just break the ice with "hey, how are you? good thanks, you? Good thanks"

But if you already know someone, or have a topic of conversation this endless faggotry isn't needed

"Hey John, Hey Pete, so are you still ok to pick me up at 6:30?" etc etc

>>126298792
see
>>126294099
You're fat,stupid and fake like Americans but wear Canadian flag clothes to make sure no one confuses you for an American

what about polish subhumans?

>>126298821
>we did ask for tap water once
kek,looks like the Italian was right

>>126298982
muskets are very inaccurate

>>126292555
Any antiliaanen?

>>126294962
Gay.

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When I give americans directions its very hard for them to understand. I have to explain 3 times while its really easy.

And these americans who come on vacation are probably the rich ones, who got education. Think of the other people in that country...

And all of this will come to an end when American culture has taken over European culture and the EU is all one homogeneous group of people.
>:^)

>>126298960
LEL
No you haven't. You're 14 and not allowed down the road by yourself cause you're too AUTISTIC to be left outside unsupervised.

>>126299087

Loud niggers that need to stay gone.

Fuck I hate you so fucking much anon, just fucking disappear. And stop asking for money.

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>>126295380
I have some romanians living it the park here in the summer. Last year they turn the place in a garbage heap in 2 weeks. Then lived their for months. between the rats.

>>126294946

I got hit by a fat American on a bike once on a sidewalk in Amsterdam. The fucker just rode away saying "I don't know the bike rules" over his shoulder as if that would excuse him and make it okay to drive into people on the sidewalk.

>>126298821
the real reason is because Israel is the only nation where you can find people of different ethnicities be friends out of sheer sincerity and not just for posing to a multicultural stock image

>>126299148
Nice projection, retard.

>>126298863

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/russia-newspaper-columnist-brands-manchester-10355694

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4473872/Manchester-fat-people-says-Russian-newspaper.html

Sorry all the links are lefty rags, but they are the ones who got most butthurt over it, Kek.

Apparently, the left doesn't like the truth.

>>126299087
yes sometimes. they are the same as the dutch. and I speak dutch with them.

>>126294946
That is literally long for "Hello" here.

>>126299149
Remember, the people from Curacao are the niggers. The Arubans are mostly sjw's with shit eating grins.

How about Scotland? They fall under your British description fairly well, but are we better than the English is always the pressing question?

T. Scotsman

>>126293759

Why are women so ugly here but the guys are at least average on a European scale?

>>126299209
Post your passport stamp page then, retard.
Put up or shut up, leaf

>>126299148

Lad I've met them at the hotel I used to work at. They'd come to check in and have leaf stuff on them but then hand me an American passport.

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>>126298332

>dvw alle Britse mensen in Amsterdam zijn kanker
>dvw Ik wil naar Amsterdam gaan, maar jullie zal dat ik kanker ben denken

>>126292555
Haha! Went there last year, with my ugly, make up covered (now ex) missus. Kek

>>126299249

You're all the same.

>>126299273
I'm not posting my fucking passport online, you goddamn imbecile. And you call others underage?

I should elaborate on what my nederbros are trying to explain:

The problem isn't American small talk. You don't even have to speak my language to understand the following interaction when you see someone you know
>hey, cava?
>jaja, met u?
>ja, cava wel
We do the same shit as the American how are you etc. But it's the manner with which we say it that's completely different. It's quick, neutral intonation, just an expected pleasantry that both parties wish to get out of the way as fast as possible. Americans on the other hand do this in a remarkably cheerful and loud manner, very enthousiastic. It invokes the sense that the person is genuinely interested in your life and is being assertive in establishing some kind of connection that goes beyond what is expected between random strangers. Yet we all know it's fake, it's just politeness from the American side. The problem is the disconnect between the mandatory pleasantries (that we all have in every culture) and the way with which the Americans express these pleasantries.

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>>126299223
Cheers m8

>>126293294

At least we're a real country faggot

>>126298866
Wat is de naam van je ticketwinkel?

>>126298633

Your accent makes words very clipped with a lot of k and v intonation. You also tend to all speak it with a deeper voice.

>>126299299
No we're not you pale cuck.

>>126296344
Yes. You're much more likely to meet a Lithuanian (I believe it applies for other balts as well) as a labourer in your country rather than a tourist.

And most of them are low IQ degenerates who don't even speak english

>>126299291

You just shouldn't drink so much man. You drink way too much and then it all goes tits up. Just be friendly and drink a little and you'll be fine.

>>126297207
So...autistic

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>>126292555
>UK: somehow handsome dudes always have fat and ugly chicks as a girlfriend. Girlfriend always has a thick layer of make-up.
protip, those chicks start out as thin and 7.5/10, the longer you're with them the more they fall to pieces

>>126299289
Lad, I'm *so sure* this is a TRUE story.
We all know Canadians proxy fag like a mother fucker on here cause they're so ashamed of being Canadian.
Nice projection *Mick*

>>126299073

>muskets

Rifled muskets shitposter

The M1841 Mississippi actually has an effective firing range comparable to modern rifles.

>>126292555
What about Aussies
If I was a betting man I would say that you get two kinds, the overly friendly older folks, and real drunk asshole larrakins causing all sorts of trouble.

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>>126296550
>Amsterdam is garbage

KILL
YOUR
SELF

>>126295605
italian drug tourists in Amsterdam are terrible.

my advise:
Dont rent a bike if you dont know how to use them.
Don't ever take mushrooms in the city, you'll just annoy the locals and everyone else. (go to the countryside /nature for that)