/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - TIME WIZARD EDITION

Trump is a poopyhead

>>126246916
delet

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>trump gets impeached
>trump resigns
>pence becomes president
>pence pardons trump
>pence appoints new vice-president, donald trump
>pence resigns
>trump becomes president
>trump appoints new vice-president, mike pence
post your face

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The refugees haven't shown up yet,have they?

When is Comey testifying?

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Pls, no bully

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BATTLE STATIONS EVERYONE

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Guess I'm a #cruzmissile now

>cavs up 88-44

what did he mean by this?

>>126247080
They're coming. Summer is almost here.

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>>126246916
>poopyhead
>incompetent criminal

America chose the latter.

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>>126247072
The asshurt would be astronomical

>>126247072
That's not how it works.

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>>126247175

>>126247155
Means the NBA is rigged

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>>126247108

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>>126246804
Your subreddit got deleted fags

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>>126246510
She didn't want her pussy grabbed.

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GUYS

THE_DONALD IS LOCKED DOWN

BATTLE

FUCKING

STATIONS

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>>126247155
>watching nigger sports like a simpleton

>>126247138
Pls be real

>>126246916
Dude you should work for Occupy Democrats

>>126247200
i happen to have a degree in presidency and i can tell you this is exactly how it works

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>>126246804
WAKE UP SLEEPYPOSTERS

A SLEEPY ANON DOES NO WORK FOR THE FATHERLAND

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>>126247072

Trump won't be impeached

Even if he somehow was, he will never resign ever

>>126247155
What aren't they 50 points ahead you might ask

>>126247175
APE ASS

>>126247155
>watching apehoop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX4Flhw0HSA

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>>126246804
I SHALL PRAY VERY ANTI-JEWISH PRAYERS FOR GREAT BRITAIN AND IRELAND

>>126247204
THICC PRESIDENT

>>126247172
No, I mean they shut down their sub. Also summer doesn't actually make a difference.

>t. 12 years a shitposter

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OANN has been repeating their stories about the Clinton murders and Seth Rich throughout the day.

Everyone here should watch OANN during the day.

>>126247181
>former

How, realistically speaking, can Dru- I mean Trump recover from all of this?

>>126247175
We don't talk about those times anymore.

>>126247222
Who?

>Juan Williams on Hannity

Do these special guests get paid by hour or by salary?

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>>126247246
>this will probably cause all the T_Dfags to come here to /ptg/
God help us.

>>126247108

She will burn in hell

>>126247246
Hahahahah fag fuck off noone cares about your shitty reddit circlejerk

>>126247072
This is legally viable, but it'd cause such anal devastation that I don't think they'd do it.

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>>126247396
>it's okay, it's all over now.

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>>126247222
kek, Comey would have been fired and prosecuted for "Russian collusion" if Hillary had won

>>126247275
Your degree isn't worth the toilet paper it was printed on.

>>126246804
drumpf

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>>126247246
>the mods hate the board - want it gone
>the board's admin lock it down
Good job, guys.

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>>126247246
Well this is going to be a horror show! Recite a verse from whatever holy book you hold dear and seek guidance from it.

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Hi fellow Centipedes
I'm locked out of my subreddit
Can I hang out here for a while?

What is specifically bad about Russia? Wouldn't avoiding war be a good thing?

>>126247181
oh my god the absolute state of /ptg/

im dead

Fuck Juan.

>>126247246
I really wish you faggots would stay there

>>126247365
It doesn't? I fell for a meme!

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Reminder.

>>126247246
That sounds like a load of horse shit to me.

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Gender switched - Trump v. Hillary Debate

https://youtu.be/2qzNpUvpkDU

Anyone have a link to the full debate performance?

>>126247108
>Pls, no bully

>Boss is a drunken loser
>Husband is a registered sex offender, headed for years in a Federal slam

There isn't anything left at this point except a brief arc doing porn.

>>126247550
Is he implying Comey is a Russian agent? That quote makes no sense.

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>>126246804
Why are they allowed to get away with publishing this shit? A document that was allegedly read to a reporter over the phone by an unnamed source? I'm half tempted to give CNN or someone an anonymous tip myself to see if they would report on it. This shit wouldn't pass for a source in a middle school classroom.

>>126247567
They need to make it all about raiding the politics sub and ruining the site.

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>>126247285
so are you chinese?

or japanese?

>>126247606
Putin gassed 6 million Ukranians.

Can Juan shoot himself ahead already?

>>126247474
If your sins were not so great, god would not punish you so.

>>126247555
This.

>>126247246
The colony was getting too big. We were about to end up like the UK being invaded by Pakistan.

>>126247676
Could he try to be any less creepy?

>>126247606
Russia re-embraced orthodox Christian values as its persona after Communism rather than modernism. Obviously they cannot be tolerated by the people running the West.

>>126247246
Get rekt plebbit.

>>126247659
One of those things that gets repeated so often people assume it's true.

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>>126247606

Libtards are determined to thwart warm, cuddly Russian relations because they fear the superiority of the Slavic women!

Also the neocons claim to fame is "winning" the Cold War, it's all they know to do.

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>>126247690
HOW MUCH MORE MUST SHE SUFFER

>>126247718
>Why are they allowed to get away with publishing this shit?

Because they get their funding and marching orders directly from the deep state (aka CIA).

>>126247718
You gotta establish some sort of repertoire but I think it could be done over a few weeks. Veritas Project should do it

>>126247664
>Obama
>doing anything

>>126247774
They had to do something. Russia was imploding in every conceivable way.

>>126247774
Isn't the Russian Orthodox Church slowly healing?
>>126247810
Ah.

Seriously guys, Huma is at a really bad point in her story arc.

She's at the point where doing porn is the only real option.

MEME IT INTO HAPPENING!

>>126247704
Yes. But then yrimp fired comey ands literally went "wtf i love comey now"

Is this entire Russian shit just to stop Trump from doing things? That's what it seems like.

>>126247155
>Watching apehoop
Please stop, for your own sake

>>126247767
Probably hard to do that when you're daily involved in satanic blood magic rituals and raping children.

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>>126247642
it fawkin takes juan to fuck juan or sumpthin.... tsss...

>>126247849
>neocons claim to fame is "winning" the Cold War
They did no such thing. They loved the cold war.

>>126247718
Do it. We should all be sending in anonymous tips, but you'll have to present yourself well.

>>126247916
Bitch looks like a horse
No thanks

>>126247921
>yrimp
Just how many drumpf OCs are there?

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The reason the subplebbit got locked is that they found Seth Rich's reddit account, and other social media

Just so y'all know

https://archive.is/UFlW1

my new favorite game is acting like i don't remember who obama is whenever a liberal brings him up irl. i act like i can't remember a single thing he did and then when i ask them what obama accomplished all they can think of are his scandals
it's fucking great

>>126247718
They don't actually publish tips, these are just things they are told to publish by the DNC and the operation mockingbird leftovers.

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Tell me /ptg/, how does it feel to watch as Trump and his administration slowly fall apart under all this pressure?

How does it feel to have gotten conned?

>>126247978
He could at least try.

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>>126247676
>that face at 1m47s in

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>>126247858
What's wrong with her?

>>126247916
Just no blacked please.

>>126247246
Should have added a message like "Please go to /r/politics if you wish to discuss politics :)" to stir the pot.

>>126247743
WE LAOTIAN. FROM LAOS, STUPID!

It's a landlocked country in southeast Asia. It's between Vietnam and Thailand, OK? Population 4.7 million.

>>126247916
T H I S
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>>126248019
Gay.

>>126247916

She has a book deal - looking for $2MM

Porno will stay private between her and her scissor sister, Hillary.

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/top-clinton-aide-huma-abedin-seeking-2-million-in-book-deal-report/article/2620229

>>126247965
Yes
That and they are probably trying to force him to quit and make his supporters abandon him

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>>126247072

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>>126247995

Exactly, hence the quotation marks.

They were just the policy snobs on board when the charade fell apart.

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>>126248047

>>126248032
Tbhwyf that was a mistake because im phoneposting but i like it

>plebbit Trump board is down
Whelp, we're already at shill 3, I suppose adding redditors to the mix would at least give us some vsroty of shitposting

>>126248019
>Bitch looks like a horse
>No thanks

Cut her some slack. She's used worse judgement that you're average crack whore / meth head. It's the only logical option, whilst she's still somewhat young.

Everything one can say about Trump/Trump administration regarding Russia you can say about any politician and Israel times 10. This selective outrage is starting to really piss me off.

>>126248073

They have never not said that, fake American

>>126248124
>expecting /pol/ to remember the 4.7 million when they can't even remember the 6 million

>>126248047
admins finally took them down? are they infecting the left wing political spaces yet?

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Wow must suck having a retarded head of state unlike the real anglo countries :/

>>126247676
The Guardian did the same thing. People who supported Hillary were weeping at the results. They made the video private I think.

>>126248047
wait, i don't understand why that's grounds for locking it. is it breaking the rules or something?

>>126247357
>Praying for the eternal Anglo
Go be a cuck elsewhere mike

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>Have Perch filets
How should I cook them?

>>126248148
>looking for $2MM

Vivid would probably front her that now...

>>126248124
cheers for continuing the meme based ocean dweller

>Muh tax returns
THE GOVERNMENT HAS THEM YOU IDIOTS! THEY HAD THEM SINCE OBAMA!

>>126247297
To give you some historical context:
>Nixon: Impeached in the House and was more than likely going to be removed from office by the Senate if a trial had gone forward, but resigned before that happened.
>Bill Clinton: Impeached in the House (R - conrolled); no trial for removal in the Senate (D - controlled); was more popular AFTER impeachment; served full 2 terms
Impeachment by the House is like a parent spanking a child or slapping them on the wrist saying, "You've been a naughty, naughty president; don't do that again!"

>>126248078
He doesn't want to. Rapists, murderers, and other heinous people will often like to brag about it or give hints to people because it's a thrill.

People in his position are more likely to do it because they can't be touched by the law unless the inner circle throws him under the bus.

>>126248079

Both actors do really good job.

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>>126246804
WHERE ARE ALL THE WOLF GIRLS

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>>126248047
I hate it too much to look at it long. Knowing how they're going to flood us soon we might as well get ready and try to civilize these barbarians.

>>126248047
reddit is part of the clinton conspiracy

>>126248295
plebbit admins removed a bunch of mods after that thread
They're protesting that

>>126248255
No, the mods just locked the sub for a couple hours until they come up with something. The admins (that is the career faggots) had nothing to do with it.

>>126248295
>admins shut down the colony
>top post on reddit.com is about the muslim slave trade
really gets the noggin joggin

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>>126248295

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>>126248084
she's in a failed political marriage with a pedophile

>Julian Assange is a traitor to the US
He's Strayan, you nigger.

>>126248255

No, they locked down their own sub in protest to 3 mods getting axed as a show of force by the admins

I guess we'll see whether reddit wants the ad revenue and hits they bring in or chooses pride

>>126248295
i used to mod a site, and let me tell you: if you want to remove someone, you can always find a reason. the way r_d would bash admins all the time, it probably wouldn't be hard to put something on them, no matter how much bullshit it actually is

>>126248437
someone post the CTR/Shareblue reddit rankings pic

>>126248054
Topkek.

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McCarran is remembered as one of the few Democrats to reject the New Deal. In addition, he was a proponent of the aviation industry; he was a sponsor of the Civil Aeronautics Act of 1938, and was a proponent of establishing the United States Air Force as a separate entity from the Army. McCarran was also an ardent anti-Communist, to the point where he supported fascists including Francisco Franco as a way to prevent the spread of communism.

God fucking bless this man

>>126247606
They want to destroy the west, are communist, and won't end their peasantry's suffering by granting them freedom
But we don't need to go to war with them, our last sanctions in them because if Ukraine was the final nail in the coffin. Their economy is in the tank and they can't do a god damn thing to us

>>126248386
>the government, which donald trump is the head of has donald trumps tax returns

>donald trump has donald trumps tax returns

no fucking shit you retard

>>126248286

I saw that one. I think it mentioned that version was a practice video.

The MSNBC was the other different one I could find. Hope someone uploads a full-length one.

cleveland cavs are RAPING the Boston Celtics right now

>>126248455
>>top post on reddit.com is about the muslim slave trade
Holy fuck they actually dared read a book about muh dark ages

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>>126248241
Now now, I know you're upset about being played like a damn fiddle, but there's no reason to resort to petty ad hominem.

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When did Rob become so sensible?

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Now that's what I call a good goy!

>>126248595
Who cares?

>>126247200
It is, but realistically, it'd require a different Congress (such as being on different halves of the Midterms), because it takes a majority in the House to start impeachment, 2/3 of the Senate to convict, but as per the 25th Amendment, if the VP slot becomes vacant, filling the vacancy requires confirmation from both houses of Congress.

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>>126247774
>Russia re-embraced orthodox Christian values as its persona after Communism rather than modernism
Sure they did RIDF, sure they did

>>126248400
Alright let's see if we can get him to turn on Killary.

>>126248523

Ahh, that's where the name for Vegas airport came from.

Seriously, lads - we need to meme it into existence

HUMA PORN CAREER NOW
>HUMA PORN CAREER NOW
HUMA PORN CAREER NOW

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>>126247243
I wouldn't grab it either! I know one dude that fingered some dizzy tomato in a movie theater when I was young, and this twat had some kind of STD and the dudes fingers got all fucked up and he had to have 2 of them on each hand amputated. She's probably the same way, you can smell it if you get close enough, in person. Yuk!

>>126248685
Get laid loser

>>126248624
He never has to please anyone but Sandler for his pay check so he's free to speak honestly.

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>>126247921
>We have always been at war with Eastasia.

>>126248624

He had his 'come to god' moment of awakening probably while filming Deuce Bigalow II.

>>126247858
Until her corpse is rotting and covered in nigger semen

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>>126247664
>now the Obama wiretapping narrative is completely off-limits to the left
I love Trump

>>126248605
apparently it's not actually the top post on the whole website, just on the Documentaries section, it's on the front page though

>>126248625
Leiberman is a jew

>>126248651
He won't. Not only because she supplies him with children but she can blackmail him or have him killed.

He's a fiend. A creature. Wouldn't be surprised if he cremated his "care" at Bohemian Grove.

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It's over drumpfkins

>>126248844
That's the point :^)

>>126248570
Reading comprehension, Straya. They have been calling for the tax returns since last year, when Obama was president.

>IT'S NOT NEOOUZ

>>126248834
I get the feeling the leakers are blowing their loads because they know they've been cut off. No other reason to go so hard this week.

>>126247072
>trump gets impeached
>trump resigns
>pence becomes president
>pence pardons trump
>MIDTERMS, new Pro-Trump Congress gets sworn in
>pence appoints new vice-president, donald trump
>pence resigns
>trump becomes president
>trump appoints new vice-president, mike pence
FTFY

>>126248881
>>126248916
they're going all out

fuck these people

>>126248881
let me guess

>anonymous sources

>>126248881
Huh, wonder why they didn't revoke his clearance.

>>126248900
If he thinks he's going to get stabbed in the back first he'll stab her in the back first.

>>126248570
>the irs
>letting anything go
You really don't know how those people work.

>>126248881
Wow,good thing trump fired him!

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>>126248054
10/10 irl shitposting
As a direct relative of Straya, please allow me to grant you a shitposting seal of approval

>>126248881
isn't this a headline from back when this whole thing started?

I swear we've seen this before

>>126248881
This destroys their narrative though

>>126248760
The amount of doublethink displayed by dems that week was astonishing

>>126248739

You clearly don't see the potential in this.

>She's down on her luck
>Her husband, a convicted felon child abuser
>Her former boss, an alcoholic loser
>Her lifestyle choices require serious income
>Her only choice...
>Vivid Video presents: Huma Hoovers!

Not that I'd watch it, but there are giggles to be had by spreading that idea around

>>126248881
Are they even trying anymore?

>SOURCES SAY FLYNN, TRUMP, AND PUTIN HAD ROMANTIC FLING!

>>126248751

And Sandler low-key believes all the same things as Schneider.

>>126248471
>16
>Pedophile
Fuck off niggerlover

>>126249055
Nah. He wouldn't risk that.

He's probably done rituals with her.

>>126247108
>>126247690
>>126247858

In spite of everything, I wish I could've saved her.

>>126248881
First on CNN: Obama administration could not protect the United States from Russian counterintelligence

>>126248916

Their other backup story -

"WH IS IN GREATER CHAOS - STILL HAVE NOT LOOKED INTO IMPEACHMENT"

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>>126249094
thanks m8

how was Bess last night?

>>126247072
Trumptards from T_D genuinely believe this is how politics work.

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>>126247530
oh my goodness

>>126248881

We need to keep pushing the "you made up your sources" response. It gets them mad and is true:
https://youtu.be/mybJWGxhUJI

>>126248471
She always looks hunched over and sad.

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>>126248881
>trump is working for russia
>fires the man that would have apparently given russians leverage which stops the russians from having influence

SO IS HE A RUSSIAN PUPPET OR NOT!?

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Donald and Melania are currently on Air Force One in a secluded cabin behind multiple levels of Secret Service flying over the middle of the Atlantic Ocean in the dead of night.

What are they doing?

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>>126249206
>probably
M8, I say it's 99.9% more likely than Sweden sorting itself out.
>wouldn't risk that
Why must you be realistic?

>>126249362
Old news, barren whore outliher memes.

>>126249440
anal

Why has Fox News just become CNN and MSNBC reruns?

Why don't they discuss anything other than what CNN and MSNBC say?

>>126249094
as a real australian let me rescind that seal of approval because burgers are fucking retarded

an EXTREMELY presidential week from Big King Babydick

>>126249440
Watching Hannity

>>126249198
15, not 16.
In either case it's illegal.

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>>126249406
Fugg

>>126249427
If you're confused so are the plebs, we've reached max delusion no where left to go but scrape the bottom until death

>>126249440
Laughing while they talk about all the ways they're going to force Russiastan to leave Ukraine
Melania is Slovenian, I guarantee you she reminds Trump at least every day about it

>>126249525
>>126249570
whynotboth.jpg

>>126248019
This

>>126248881
oh shit
SOURCES
what will we do now?

>>126249458
>M8, I say it's 99.9% more likely than Sweden sorting itself out.

I say probably because I actually don't know. They may hate each other. But it's obvious she supplies him.

>Why must you be realistic?

Because I'm not a leftist.

>>126247222
So it doesn't matter if Trump was trying out different negotiation/banter tactics to feel out the Russians. Thanks Peter, no crime there.

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HOLY SHIT THERE IS DRAMA GOING ON REDDIT RIGHT NOW!!

BRACE YOURSELVES FELLOW 'PEDES!

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>>126249565
Now you're just being rude.

>>126247072
Why would Trump get impeached? Also, impeachment =\= stepping down.

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Why isn't Drumpf using his executive power?

>>126247246
>the_donald is going to come here now
oh jesus christ, this board is gonna be absolute shit for the next couple of days
guess ill go back to circlejerking in /mu/ and /aco/ til this blows over

>>126249565
>Real Australian
>Removes a seal of shitposting when it was actually earned
Fuck off back to Sydney you cunt
>>126249593
It's not pedophilia though motherfucker
And anyone implying it is should fuck off to the Vatican where they belong

>>126249473

Did she look hot, though?

>>126249221
>First on CNN: Obama administration could not protect the United States from Russian counterintelligence

That's got potential

>During the Obama Administration, Russian propaganda ran wild - incompetence?
>Obama unable to prevent even rudimentary Russian influence - an intelligence failure, lack of competence
>The most incompetent administration ever, when it comes to cyber security in the context of social media
>Inept Obama administration failed to counter Russian twitter trolls, embarrassing nation
>Russian troll-house runs wild, while Obama admin dithered
>Collusion: Obama allowed Russian trolls to run wild

>>126249744
nah mate nothing personal just shitposting in /ptg/ like i do everyday

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>>126249440
B L O W J O B

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>>126248881

FAUX FOE

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>>126246804
I wish we could make these /ptg/ threads into a gathering place for planning and launching meme operations on the internet.

You know, planning out raids and ideas based on the intel of the day, whatever stories are big, whatever seems to be dominating the conversation... and then jamming our collective selves into that niche and hammering away for all we're worth.

Wouldn't it be more satisfying and fun if we did this more often? I say we because I can do it all day by myself and not be as effective as the concentrated collective autism (CCA) of /pol/ as a board.

Share your thoughts, call me a faggot, I don't care, let's do something other than shitpost again.

>>126249789
i know impeachment doesn't mean stepping down, that's why i said
>trump resigns

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>>126249565
why would you do this to me mang

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>>126247246
Behold the terror of the Samson Option. A few days of /pol/ being shat up is a small price to pay for completely destroying Reddit as an advertising platform.

>>126249798
After the spencerfats, /leftypol/, and the literal paid shills do you really think r/the_donald is going to have any impact?

>>126249831
maybe you are good at shitposting, you did just defend pedophilia in the same post LOL

>>126249909
Then why did they give him security clearance?

>>126249440

TWO SCOOPS

>>126249845
if the GOP was run by any competent asshat they would be shooping infographs and sending people on fox and msnbc to say this shit

>tfw I upboat too much so they send le ass over to /POL/! gimme 5 fellow redditors!

Is the influx of reddirt posters real, or just the usual crowd pretending to be refugees?

>>126249533
A liberal media takeover? Maybe O'Reilly can explain soon.

Something is off. Better just to watch OAN.

>>126249565
>as a real australian let me rescind that seal of approval because burgers are fucking retarded

Nobody in the US is huffing petty out of the tank of a Holden tonight.

In Australia, many are.

QED

>>126247246
>We are temporarily private in a show of strength

uhh

>>126249702
>I say probably because I actually don't know.
I wouldn't doubt it.
>may actually hate each other
That's probably the case.
>supplies him
Maybe he's just in for raping the kids and not the worship of moloch.
>Because I'm not a leftist.
I just want the world to know the truth.
>>126249867
My mistake.

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>>126249945
They have multiple /pol/ thread screencaps on their front page on any given day. I suspect a good 30-40% of them at least lurk already.

>>126250084
better yet stop watching TV

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>>126248644
A bunch of fake news and twisted information.

>>126249793
>Use it for a bit
>Causes us nothing but bullshit Lugenpresse demonification and most of it gets stopped by commie judges
He's giving it some.breathing room. Once things settle down he'll ramp up again doing 10 times more than before

4 hours until Trump lands in muzzie world

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>>126249440
Trump is probably pissing himself in anger.

There's been more leaks in the last hours since he left the WH than the rest of the week combined.

>>126249943
>A few days of /pol/ being shat up is a small price to pay for completely destroying Reddit as an advertising platform.
we must convince them that raiding /r/politics and /r/marchagainsttrump is the only true revenge
it will spread to the other default subs, it will destroy the community, they will eat each other

>>126247576
You forgot to reddit space.

Nice try though.

>>126248595
A reflection of the true state of the NBA right now. Two superteams dominating everyone else because of lax salary rules.

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hey /pol/, are traps gay?

>>126250030

Valid question we all have. Or why didn't they revoke it?

The same admin that gave Ben Rhodes clearance, even though he was rejected initially due to Iranian ties. Complete override.

Why the fuck did reddit shut the_donald down ?

>>126250190
I know, I failed
should have thought of that

>>126250133
IVANKAF BTFO

>>126250114
>Maybe he's just in for raping the kids and not the worship of moloch.

He's literally into "spirit cooking".

>>126250018
>15
>Pedophilia
You're terrible at shitposting Anon, you're definitely from Sydney

>>126250080
An actual influx, The_Donald was just set to private because admins banned several mods, supposed to be an "update" in 1 bong 30 bing

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>>126250138
He's waiting for the Supreme Court to definitively rule in his favor. Then we get the Muslim Ban and there's literally nothing short of taking up arms the Left can do to stop it.

>>126250229
Yes, and their only redeeming quality is their sky high suicidality.

>>126250162

Your average Puerto Rican is bankrupt. We literally don't care.

Try harder. I hear we're shipping more dog food your way though.

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>>126250229
Only if you let it be

>>126250229
Yes and you made Jesus cry.

@126250229
the reddit invasion begins

>>126250265
>At 8:41pm ET on 5/19/2017, Reddit Admins removed three The_Donald mods without warning. This was punishment for our refusal to comply to a special set of rules that were imposed only on this subreddit and prevented our members from fully enjoying reddit or our mods from defending users against harassment.
We are temporarily private in a show of strength against these unfair restrictions. Check back in at 12 am ET for more info.

>>126248881
But then if Trump was a Russian puppet why would he fire Flynn

>>126250094
>Nobody in the US is huffing petty out of the tank of a Holden tonight.

this is good but dont say holden, just say ute, way more universal that way.

>>126248595
>>126250210
Please go somewhere your IQ levels are fit for.

>>126247135
what does this mean? Reddit become more valuable when Brock and CTR brigade the site?

>>126250353
I wish they would. It would make things so much easier.

>>126250084
>OAN
I'm glad my shilling for them a year ago actually managed to concert some people
Good on you Norskbro

>>126250162
why is your state such a shitshow?

>>126250423
>this is good but dont say holden, just say ute, way more universal that way.

Fair enough.

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Reminder to all our thedonald friends: If you don't like JC anime, you aren't a real Trump supporter.

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>>126250318
I can't believe I forgot about that and assumed he cared more about raping kids than worshipping Satan.

>>126249098
Yes, this was pushed months ago, based on surveilled communications. CNN is down to recycling stories because their big scoop about the WH Counsel researching impeachment got debunked immediately.

>>126250374
>>126250476
Nice non-arguments :^)

>>126250084
>>126250457
OAN needs to up their game, their hosts are good enough but they have to stop letting guests come on via facetime in their car or something other goofy shit

>>126250525
>T_D
>our friends
I think you mean useful idiots

>>126250374
So how do guys feel about PR becoming a state? It seems like it might actually fucking happen.

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>>126250525
it's not lewd hours yet anon

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>>126249440
Donald Trump ignored Melania and had a urine-soaked threesome with two Russian prostitutes on Air Force One, according to government officials speaking on the condition of anonymity.

>>126250162
>leaks
you mean shit no one cares about anymore because it's usually just made up?

>>126250571
i legit want to know, i don't care for your previous post i just saw your flag
why is your state such a shitshow? what happens there? who runs it? what are your industries?

>>126250617
You know they'll probably all go to /b/ anyway.

>>126250571
Nice country
Oh wait

@126250617
>giving yourself away that easily

For any Redditards here, Kekistan is a shithole, don't talk about it. Thank you.

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>>126250229
>is a feminine boy that wears makeup and female underwear gay

>>126250133
>Fake
You wish cuck
https://youtu.be/xfKq57aBqac
Say hello to that 20% Muslim population for me(until they convert all the illegal Chinese that is)

>>126250628
they are a corrupt bankrupt mess that can't even keep the power on all year long
no thanks

>>126250544
It's both. The act of raping a child in a satanic ritual is what they believe gives them power.

baking!

>>126250571
>Nice non-arguments :^)

Nice bankrupt shithole.

Can I send you a case of Sheeba Deluxe?

I hear that's what's on granny's menu tomorrow.

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>>126250525
The T_D mods' timing couldn't be better, then, with Eromanga-sensei subs coming out tomorrow, /ptg/ will be full of JC pantsu.

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>>126250737
nope

>>126250229
150%

>>126250329
>says it's not pedophilia
>doesn't say what it actually is
It's okay to be wrong, but there's a few people in lock-up who don't rightfully care about that. Are you for those virtuous pedos, too?

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>>126250640
>but you wanted me to fuck Russia

>>126246804
drumpf

>>126250797
I'm going to get drunk tonight and make more hats. You should stock up on images that need to be hatted.

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>>126250808

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Has CIA ever been challenged this close like they are today? Holy fuck they are firing hard at Trump. Only thing that comes to mind is JFK saying he wants to dissolve CIA.

How long until Trump declares open assault on IC? He can't go lying down, I don't care if he gets assassinated or has his Trump Organization/Empire destroyed.

Tree Of Liberty can't be refreshed without blood sacrifice. - George Washington

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>>126250797
Good taste anon.

>>126250586
It's much more authentic, nothing wrong with it

>>126247175
BRAAAP

>>126250628
Congress has to approve it, no fucking way as big a mess as they are right now

>>126250628
They won't

Mueller telling Congress to idle on their investigations - and public interviews

http://dailycaller.com/2017/05/19/report-mueller-likely-to-ask-congress-to-scale-back-russia-probes/