My god, she's beautiful
>>126246683
>that schnoz
>>126246729
FUCKING
>>126246683
why does it have two easy targets on the top and a fucking ramp? I'd rather not have an aircraft carrier than that shit.
>>126246729
>>126246824
>>126246868
Reminder that a fucking ramp won the Falklands war with minimal ally assistance, meanwhile every non-ramped carrier required a ramped one to support it to complete objectives.
>Ramp
>>126246951
>easy targets
>on an aircraft carrier
You young fool
That is the biggest floating ramp,I have ever seen. What's it do?
>>126246951
The two heads are meant to represent the inbred nature of the citizens it purports to defend.
>ramp
Nice boat tumor faggot
>>126247217
>>126247083
>>126246868
>>126246824
>>126246729
There's literally nothing wrong with having a ramp, it conserves power and is much cheaper to maintain
>>126246683
In all seriousness, why the fuck did we have to go for the ramp and why did we buy the cucked version of the f35. Surely everything would be so much simpler if we just went scrapped stovl aircraft.
>>126247452
>using a cuck incline
>anno domini ever
>>126247127
helps launch these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW28Mb1YvwY
>>126247054
>>126247452
I was just memeing lads, my country doesnt even have U-boats
>>126247054
won you won a war against a third world country with an almost 1:1 death ratio
the only reason why you got a 2:1 is the coward sinking of the belgrano, then you cry a river about the uboats
>>126247091
this makes no sense I'm not a army nerd like you? looks to me you can disable the bridge and living area by shooting it with a missile once.
>>126246683
Just upgraded your ramp for you.
>>126246683
Good for you, UK, that's one sharp looking aircraft carrier. Now to get you all on board with your American brothers for some good-old defense of civilization against the terrorist hordes...
>>126246729
>>126246824
>>126246868
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
>>126247951
Carriers are huge sitting ducks regardless, thats why you support them with anti missile shields like Type45s
>>126248085
FUCK
>>126247522
It's worse than you think. Our fleet is no where near where it should be. The f35 is so we can fill NATO requirements without having to build extra ships/equipment and hire extra crew. We need to double our fleet/army and possibly ask BAE to demothball and build 4-5 of pic related and have a bunch of combat effective Taranis drones.
>>126246683
That's fucking pretty impressive Dad....Now all you need is a replacement for the Vulcan.
What a waste of taxpayer dollars.
Just use America do defend you like every other non retarded country. With NATO we will never have to spend a single dollar on useless shit like aircraft carriers.
>>126246683
>>126246683
>>126248600
Happy to spend my tax "dollars" on the military rather than other things like supporting neets on jobseekers
>>126246683
>ramp
>>126246683
Aircraft carriers can't survive against modern anti ship missiles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMdH_G4N9nY
>>126246729
>>126246824
>>126246868
love u guys
>>126246683
Nice, but why 2 command towers? Is it redundancy in case a frech exorcet takes one out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0cOTDBQJSo&t=1s
>>126249194
One for bridge operations and the other for flight operations. Doubles the productivity no?
Can't wait to see that turd sink in the south atlantic.
>>126249166
(you) too bae
>>126249354
Are you white?
>>126247452
My understanding is with catapults you can launch with heavier payloads.
More fuel, more weaponry.
>>126246683
But honestly, to ANY country that can field ANY kind of aircraft carrier....congratulations.
>>126246683
ramp
>>126249194
forward is ship command , rear is flight ops
benefits are less turbulence on the flight deck, and better view/control of recovery ops
>>126248736
kek
>>126248600
fuck you faggot. you will pay, eventually. Can't wait to roll through your shitty land of nu-males and take everything you have, shoot you and dump your weak-ass laughable excuse for a male frame in a fucking pit.
>>126246683
Grats now you can defend Gilbatar
>>126247901
Yea but you have the most dangerous narcos in the world.
>>126250031
gezzzz, it's friday night, chill out, have a drink.
>>126246683
Not bad, limeys!
>>126247901
Also because I'm practicing my spanish
Si, pero tienes el narcos mas peligrosos del mundo.
How was that?
>>126249651
Ramps are efficient
>>126248600
You're a fucking leech kys
>>126250474
Ramps are a compromise for shitty engineering and or lack of budget. tf dad you guys used to have pride in your navy.
>>126250986
>Ramps are a compromise for shitty engineering and or lack of budget
It's also not nuclear powered
>>126246683
>ramp
oh shi...
>>126250986
>>126248347
Or you just use one of these against it. Absolutely terrifying
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/P-700_Granit
Fucking gay ass ramp. Need a boost little guy?
>>126246683
HAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THAT THING!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
Literally the gayest looking military vehicle I've ever witnessed.
>>126251615
>Need a boost little guy?
They are flying your f-35s
>>126251498
pew pew pew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkBhCYMJQA4
>>126246729
>>126246824
>>126246868
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
>>126251919
HAHAHAHAHA
>>126246683
Dat ramp tho.
>>126251992
>pew pew pew
those fucking phalanx guns are so bad-ass
>>126246683
capped
>>126246683
Yeah it very beautiful. I had the same feeling when I got my first bike with the training wheels and all.
>>126247951
Carriers would be at the center of any fleet so they would have to get through destroyers and cruisers first to even get near it.
>>126249155
>sewers can't survive against modern Indians
>>126248085
This gave me PTSD
Cool skate park
>>126247054
>rampcucks literally believe their carriers are respectable
>>126248347
>>126246683
That is a lovely piece of death machinery there.
>>126247917
>mimimi muh belgrano
Stop posting you make us all look bad.
>>126252097
Awesome meme anon. Spread it everywhere.
The stuff we have gone into debt to build, to fight on behalf of Israel is so much better than the stuff they have to fight with on behalf of Israel.
Up-voting your post.
>>126246683
Is that a ramp I see?
>>126249155
Note the flag: Credibility BTFO. Go shit in your own yard!
>>126246683
Canadian aircraft carrier. Leafs aren't allowed to comment on the business of superpowers.
>>126246683
if your country's aircraft carrier has a ramp, you're not white
>>126252540
rekt
>>126252097
Why we bashing the Brits? Its basically another Carrier on our side the chinks and Russians aint got shit.
>>126246683
>needing a ramp
>>126246683
Must be said, it looks good for a first attempt as sophisticated naval warfare.
>>126246683
You should use that to bomb Brussels. It would be cheaper than paying extortion money to those EU dictators.
>>126247452
If you're concerned about powering your ship why not just put a nuclear reactor in it?
>>126253288
>Why we bashing the Brits?
checked, just anglosphere bantz, we all know the bongs have nuclear subs etc, but I can't understand why they didn't build a nuclear carrier
>>126252540
lolol
>>126253835
Sam Hyde's dad desu.
>>126246683
>Ramp Carrier
>Beautiful and Superior
Pick one faggot.
>>126246683
What's that on the bow?
>>126254383
>What's that on the bow?
probably a muslim
>>126246683
UNA
PUTA
RAMPA
>>126251992
the new shit
>>126252317
The CIWS is a tremendously loud waste of money. Trust me, there are two on my ship, and those fuckers cannot hit a damn thing.
Also, if it fires more than a three second burst, the barrels get so hot it will cook off rounds until the magazine is empty.
Ski jump on water ya
>>126247901
I'm pretty sure you do, they just belong to the Cartels.
This guy grabs your coatlines ass at the club. What do you do?
>>126255509
*pringles can pop sound*
-SHWOOOOP-
>>126254055
Because a visible threat is much less scary than an invisible threat.
>>126246683
A FUCKING RAMP
>>126255509
Sea Sparrow Missile. Got those too.
>>126255744
>those fuckers cannot hit a damn thing
the ground based ones seemed pretty effective in Iraq,Raytheon probably outsourced the software team to india, which we all know can't program worth shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAK22XkEa-o
>>126247452
I bet you feel the same about canard-wings.
>>126255959
Send one of our subs to sink him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoMj1TjNTFw
>2 Islands
>Ramp
Are there any navy fags here? How much control do nations have over the waters? Lets say that some fag goes with a boat and steals the crap out of fleeing refugees in the mediterranean (yes some have jewelry and cellphones) what are the odds of being caught?
>>126256810
>Ramp
Does that mean that your jets are such shit that they need a cable? Oh pls...
>>126251992
>>126252317
I don't see how those guns can knock down one of these >>126249155
>>126256810
who fucked this bitch again?
Raytheon can't outsource anything. Classified U.S. contracting prohibits this.
>>126252341
u fuks just amaze me.
so quick.
thx , saved
>>126253066
>the stuff we have gone into debt to build, to fight on behalf of Israel is so much better than the stuff they have to fight with on behalf of Israel
bahahahahha so true
>>126256544
It comes with extra verygood service providings better than your current service providings and some free ring dings.
>>126248736
>merchant ship
>>126257112
>I don't see how those guns can knock down one of these
I agree nothing can survive an indian 'pop star'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLtLtJ5_N9Y
>>126257445
>extra verygood service providings better than your current service providings
do you need my ccard number now?
>>126253288
>the chinks and Russians aint got shit.
just a shit pot load of missiles.
>>126246683
>>126246868
>>126246824
>>126246729
DELET
>>126246683
It does look very nice bongs, congrats
>>126255744
shit, this is what i thought.
A ramp great! Now you can roll all your retards in congress off it. #nodoingtheirjob
>>126246683
Is it done?
>>126246683
>ramp
Can't launch larger, heavier jets. Inferior.
>>126258753
>larger, heavier jets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNNC4bpRyHg
America's next project needs to be able to launch and land a C-5.
>Shoot at ramp
>Destroy it
>Carrier is useless
Uh guys
>>126258753
This, you guys have the availability to launch AWACS from your aircraft carrier which is pretty neat, It is a massive advantage compared to other aircraftcarriers.
>>126247139
I hope you know that when you force a joke that hard no one will find it funny. I wouldn't expect anything else from an American though.
>>126258581
Queen Elizabeth is built and fitted, sea trials soon(tm) (this summer)
Prince of Wales is due 2020
Word is MoD/RN are considering ordering a third
>>126252341
>>126257343
XD ADD ME TO THE SCREENCAP HI /R/4CHAN PRAISE KEK NORMIES GET OUT HAHA
>>126259238
>>126259410
>needs to be able to launch and land a C-5.
or 50 or so orbital x-37's, no one even knows what it was up to for 600+ days
>>126256544
Well, the ones in Iraq and other Sandpit places don't have to deal with sophisticated missiles, mostly unguided and easy to calculate an interception point.
Sea based platforms have to contend with extremely sophisticated missile flight paths.
Its similar to trying to shoot a hummingbird out of the air at 500 yards.
>>126259518
But it's not forced, your women are renowned for being among the ugliest of the civilized world, and have been for before 4chan even existed.
>>126248578
what is eurofighter
>>126246729
>>126246824
>>126246868
Good job. I believe we're done here.
>>126260220
It's forced you twat. There are so many bongs I'd love to bang it'd make your dong bing.
>>126260291
They have them on the mainland, The royal navy will operate F-35s on their carriers.
>>126260452
>twat
Stop using their slang, traitor. Nice cherry-picked image, but stereotypes exist for a reason.
>>126260220
It is forced though. He went out of his way to shoehorn in an overused joke and no one found it funny.
British girls are also naturally attractive as any other white girls, it's simply down to bad fashion choices over anything else e.g. fake tan (which fortunately seems to be going away).
>>126256646
Lol, look how small and gay they are
>>126260923
Did I give you permission to reply to me? No? 'Kay bub, I'll let you off this time, but don't try my patience or my... mercy. You have NO idea what power I wield...
>>126260418
You'll be thankful to see our Ramp, when the chinks roll up their Ramp at Vancouver
>>126261373
Thats the point anon, They are built to operate in shallow water.
>>126261502
Gotland's are diesel-electric, yet US fleets cant detect them, explain this sorcery?
>>126261373
>small and gay they are
> pic proper sub
That or a bong Vangard, the Russkie ones (typhoon class) are rusting to shit in port
>>126261410
i'd guess ur wielding about 2.5" at the moment and typing with ur free hand
>>126256965
The Portugese airforce literally uses borrowed F16 Fighting Falcons from the United States.
>>126260452
>>126260667
>>126260923
Get a room you faggots, this is a bants thread not a hair salon.
>>126261893
You're comparing an attack sub to ballistic missile subs. Its like maple syrup and honey, m8.
>>126246683
Rule Britannia, Britannia rule the waves! Britons never-never-never be the slaves!
>>126261912
Not likely.
>>126262115
join the anglo alliance ruski bro. take you place at our side and together we can rule the galaxy...
>>126261410
Sorry for not asking for consent.
>>126262289
Thx island-kun I don't actually hate u desu senpai u should come enjoy some Chesapeake Blue Crabs sometime
>>126261893
Pic related, Sweden's submarine defense program
a fuckin' ramp
>>126246683
Pretty impressive for a Muslim country, tbrh. Will be useful when you declare jihad on Ireland in a few years for refusing to ban alcohol.
>>126262089
>You're comparing an attack sub to ballistic missile subs
If you can launch 24 trident missiles each with 8 300 or so kiloton warheads and also carry 48 torpedoes what more can you ask for? Not to mention the US has seeded the ocean with thousands of hydrophones to listen to everything
>>126246683
Can't wait to sink it
>>126246683
All that firepower and all it will ever be used for is dropping expensive bombs on defenseless third world shitholes. Why even waste the money if you aren't even going to conquer the land of your enemies.
>ha ha we win the war
>here's your country back with free rebuilding funds
>>126246683
>Britannia """""""rules""""""" the waves
>>126262274
kek
>>126261693
It is very hard for anyone to detect AIP subs.
Combine this with the US lacking antisub warfare drills since the end of the cold war (video were from 2005) and you get results like this.
Speaking on the topic the Swedish navy is currently practicing anti-submarine warfare with the same subs right at this moment.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN9PyGHtWfc
>>126263036
please, please try
nothing like kicking a midget in the bollocks to stoke the fires of nationalism
>>126263030
While raining down nuclear destruction is cool and all, you still want attack subs to escort your big floating airplane busses, and for sneakycheekybreeki against anyone else under the water.
>>126263562
Watch your language infidel! You are in Sharia controlled zone,praised be Allah
>>126263665
>you still want attack subs to escort your big floating airplane busses
ok I'll give you that, smaller sub would be much more maneuverable, I'm just piss drunk and being argumentative
>>126263773
That's it, now you've really made me mad
Halalalalalalalalalalalalalala Snackbar
>>126246683
>>126261893
The Ruskies just finished their new subs
>>126264180
Kek,put the butter knife down before the pigs see you
>>126264054
>I'm just piss drunk and being argumentative
Apologising on a chinese naval origami board, that is the last straw leaf.
Have a vanguard for your cuckery.
>>126263261
When and who are we gonna fight with all these cool toys?
>>126264571
>Apologising on a chinese naval origami board, that is the last straw leaf.
if you took that as an apology and not just as a statement of fact it's no wonder why your kids and country have been raped for years by mudslime
Launch some missiles already, or does your indian outsourced software keep crashing?
>>126265128
Meanwhile in Canada :^)
>>126246683
1
>a ramp
2
>runs on coal, no nuclear
3
>the UK cannot afford to deploy that thing for more than one month per year
4
>lack of onway replenishment ships and escorts
5
>f35B fighter is not delivered and not combat ready
6
>A FUCKING RAMP
>>126246951
ramps don't malfunction after the ship gets fucked in the ass.
>>126265438
I'll compromise here, nuke London and Toronto ans Ottawa and we both win, our faggot gov got rid of the nukes in the early 80's