/CPD/ CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER THREAD – FRIDAY NIGHT FIGHTS EDITION

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It's time

>keys checked

Good evening, Robert.

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Male black is starting his nocturnal hunting.

>>126243146
Oh yes, IT IS TIME! Good evening Robert

>5 male blacks on the viaduct throwing rocks at trucks
>foot chase in the alley

Stolen vehicle white Kia four door.

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what tricks will male black be up to tonight

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Such a comfy fuckin pic Robert! Hot damn it's gonna be a good night!

Four niggers dressed in black, driving a blue sedan.

>>126242657
Not politically related. Sage

(((Silver Infinity))))

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>>126243739

Rape is popular on weekends.

Stolen plates, as if you had to ask.

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>>126243971
Good evening.

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It's like nonstop fucking mayhem living with blacks. I genuinely feel bad for all you hard working, decent Americans that have to put up with this on a daily basis. Stay safe ameribros.

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>>126243971
Christ. Go pound your head in a doorframe or something.

>>126243971
Out out out!
> Damn kangaroo cunt is too stupid to understand the politics behind Chiraq

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>>126244207
Not the usual bookend for that one, but valid nonetheless.

>not sure what they are smoking

Dindu nuffin

>>126245509
That makes me sick. God damn...I unironically believe niggers and their shitskin kin are going to be the end of civil societies in the west.

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>>126245509

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>>126243813
Ready for the Rampage

>>126246023

The one surprising thing is that his father was actually around.

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>>126246023
Yup. That is the normal bookend for the other one.

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East bound and down.

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>>126246285
Father son bonding is rare among homo-Africanus.

>>126246285
Thank. God. He. Was. Holy fuckin Christ these creatures need gased.

>>126244707
>>126245022

You cunts take the bait everytime...

>>126246630
Planned Parenthood ain't all that bad.

>>126246762
Didn't we tell you to fuckin kill yourself already once, abo-scum?

>>126246769
No kidding! Kek!

>>126246885
t. 56%

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>Watch yur keys

>>126246762
You're almost as stupid as the leafs. Go take a bath in bleach, and then go look at yourself and try to figure out which of the poor life-choices you have made have led you to this sorry point.

>>126248126
Whoa! Be careful around that edge kiddo!

Hey, for laughs...to go google maps. type in the address: 717 E 134th Place Chicago

go to street view.

Tell me what you see.

Who is Adam?

>>126248470
Adam is the hero Chicago needs but doesn't deserve. Just like Robert.

>>126248126
Fuck you leaf
Day of rake

>>126248366
I see a picnic table, anon

>>126248470
Adam, Boy, Charles, David, Edward, Frank, George, Henry, Ida, John, King, Lincoln, Mary, Nora, Ocean, Paul, Queen, Robert, Sam, Tom, Union, Victor, William, Xray, Zebra

t. Illinois cop

>>126248656
North side of street.

>>126248656
...by the red car

>>126248841
The niggers?

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>>126248841
>717 E 134th Place Chicago
I don't see what you're seeing

>>126249117
>The niggers?

The field negros, yes.

>>126248617
You seem angry. Why? When one of our own turns out to be an ignorant jackass. should we not call them out? It's what we plead for burgers to do all the time, after all, and so we should all adhere to the same rules.

>>126249234
He's a retarded burger

>>126249234
They look like slaves. I thought it was funny.

Nevermind.

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>>126248918
looks like a corn field would be more fitting if it was cotton

>>126248470
Adam is our day shift boys in blue

>>126249295
You're right. My apologies

>>126249328

I live in the Chicago metro area. #1. you never see farms in Chicago. #2. You certainly never see niggers working manual labor jobs. #3. You NEVER see niggers working in a literal field around nature en shit.

I guess I just take for granted how wierd it is.

Maybe Canadian niggers are known to be cowboys and whatever.

If so, fine. I apologize for the inside joke.

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>>126249352
lol u idiot

>>126248470
Adam is day shift, he keeps the seat warm for Robert untill he shows up

>>126249628
>lol u idiot

My intelligence has tested average.

>>126249823
where did you get it tested? im scared to get mine tested

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Help keep Robert safe tonight anons

>>126249926
>where did you get it tested? im scared to get mine tested

I took several. One was out of a library book pre-internet. Got an 85. As I took more tests I got up to 120.

I guess I would split the difference.

>not checking your keys

Units PLEASE check your keys!

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>>126250268
last night was the worst, Lez dispatch was getting cranky

>>126250097
There was a time before the internet...? Damn man, I'm glad you're here with us.

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>>126250097
>85
lad...i...

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Edition 3. Get 'em out if you got 'em.

Blackout rules apply

>>126250442
>>85
>lad...i...

Yes, I know it was "borderline retarded", but I did understand the power of cultural bias.

There was a timed word scramble and it involved names of "famous figures" I never heard of at the time.

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Officer Robert Reporting, got muh keys checked.

>>126250377
Relatively new to the feed, but some things I've heard over and over:

>check your keys
>Robert
>shots fired
>man with a bat

>>126250619
>cultural bias.
>famous figures
sounds like you never paid attention in school or the world at large

Shots fired East Halstead and Robert is coming over to relieve Adam, here we go boys!

>>126249791
Do they work 12 hours rotating shifts?

>>126250799
>sounds like you never paid attention in school or the world at large

I was in high school, and there was no AOL at the time.

I never heard of the poet "Wordsworth"...what does that have to do with general cognitive prowess?

>>126250769
>check yo keys
the "key" on the radio, they get bumped/stuck resulting in a hot or open mic
>Robert
Call sign for the overnight officers
>shots fired
that's just the night time music of Chicongo
>man with a bat
OHH! That's a bingo!

>>126250917
>Do they work 12 hours rotating shifts?

No, they piss and moan about the mere suggestion.

I have no idea why.

You get so many more full days off.

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>tfw you make it in time for roll-call
GENTLEMEN! How the hell are ya?? From-scratch pizza is in the oven, and I'm hunkering down for some genuine friday night chiraq-style cooning.

>>126250407
>There was a time before the internet...? Damn man, I'm glad you're here with us.

Well, one kid in grade school had Prodigy. By sophomore year in high school one kid was into dialing up into those individually hosted chatrooms, and then newsgroup stuff.

Meeting bitches from AOL chat rooms didn't really happen til I was in community college.

Check this female dispatcher from LA.

http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/20296/web

Chicago Police - Live Audio Feed Web Player

>>126250619
ah, well yeh your fluid IQ could be average but the crystallized IQ seemed low, maybe cause you were just young and didnt know much (atleast i think thats how it works)

also regarding that recent call of a guy with a camera seeing someone throwing shit over his balcony; why dont more people get simple camera setups for their homes if they live in crime riddled cities?

>>126251015
Do you think they know about their cult-following? Seems like people from around the world tune in as casually as a daily radio show.

>>126251572
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/20296/web
>75 ppl listening to LA
>1100 listening to Chicongo

>got a woman screaming in spanish

>>126251464
Sounds like my age group reporting in
t. 36, all Commodore 64s report for duty

>>126251760
calicucks btfo

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>>126251823
40-kun standing by. Atari ST, Commodore 64, and Amiga in tha heezy

>>126251823
>Commodore 64s
motherfucker, I had an original Atari. Those had a faux wood grain on them, that's a mans game system.

>>126252106
i had a atari 1600

>person shot standing on the corner

>>126252106
I think I've still got one of those sitting in my parents' basement.

>>126242657
I've loved this thread since I found it a few moths ago. However the thread feels botish in nature. If you're human give me a human response.

>>126252285
a human response

>>126252189
>i had a atari 1600

I thought I was just a fucking retard for not figuring out the game ET.

Turns out the game was inherently fucked up, and when people found out and stopped buying it, Atari literally buried all the remaining copies in the desert.

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>>126251375
>GENTLEMEN! How the hell are ya?? From-scratch pizza is in the oven, and I'm hunkering down for some genuine friday night chiraq-style cooning.

Special Robert friday dinner waffles whhut

10-8 12-66 Robert RRH -8m yeah you gots to get it crunk

>>126252285
President Clinton is doing a wonderful job

>>126252285
no chatroom, so it's hard to shitpost on every radio response without spam.

here's your (you)

>rock throwers

Seems we have some Palestinians in Chiraq

>>126252416
yeah it buried the company after that they crashed and burned

>Some one throwing a rock at window to get your attention

>Too scared to look

>>126252601
>>126252416
why are you here

>>126252285
also, last week, someone didn't bother to read the OP, so they were reading our posts and was all like "wtf is goin' on in here? are these bots posting random shit?"

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>>126252285
Hello Officer annon

>under the influence of probably a little bit of everything

White male neck beard possibly abusing black female.

There's a conundrum for /pol/.

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just checked the weather, it's 48 in Chicongo tonight. Nogs going to stay indoors

>>126252673
getting comfy listening to the scanner of the nogs offing themselves

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male white

Aren't we /Reddit/ now?

>>126253046
"no"

>>126252673
>why are you here

Serious answer?

I'm a high school cop.

I wanted to see what the deal was after the Umpqua college shooting.

I was about to bail after I thought R9K was representative of 4chan.

Then I realized there was healthy skepticism of jewry, and it actually explained a lot of my experiences with them.

That is why I'm here. The fellowship.

ROBERTS ON DUTY!!

>>126252969
Yeah it is kind of cold we'll see what happens

damn she sassy 2nite

>>126253190
Out of control trashcan fires perhaps

>>126253190
domestics

>>126253274
Nigs gotta stay warm while drinking and smoking up

>>126253182

A *high school* cop? How'd you end up with that job? And why did it make you suspicious of Jews and not blacks?

>>126252285
>>126252388
>>126252493
>>126252518
>>126252698
>>126252774

thanks for the human response gentlemen.

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>>126253242
Yes, yes she is.

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and Real Robert Hours descends upon the city

have there been any more "wolf where" werewolf calls?

I live in a rustbelt city and half these calls never get responded to and our scanner isn't half this fast on the fourth of July.

>>126253570
Welcome to Real Robert Hours in the city of Chicongo

>>126253570
We have literally had a sergeant interrupt dispatch sendign a call to a Robert's inbox and tell them in similar terms to fuck right off with that BS thatey've got other shit to do.

>black leggings....
>With uh... White-tipped shoes
>Unnghh

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>>126253516
holy shit, the nostalgia from that pic

>>126252969
Just means more domestics

>>126253415
>A *high school* cop? How'd you end up with that job? And why did it make you suspicious of Jews and not blacks?

I wanted a change of pace, and nobody else wanted the job.

Blacks have always been hopeless, but then I started dealing with jews (mostly lawyers) and there was something distinctly clannish about them, but unlike niggers, they would never openly admit it.

There was also just a different ethos which seemed quite alien the general mainstream christian pedigree most of us have.

I think it's related to the objectivity of their historic religious laws in which there plenty of loopholes. Intent means fuck all.

Had one jew lawyer brag to me about not paying his credit card bill for shit he bought. But because he knew the right language to use with debt collection he just decided he didn't want to pay and mad them go fuck themselves.

That's just sophisticated retail theft. A nigger just isn't bright enough for that.

I could go on with stories like that.

>guy with Chicago accent
>reads the laundry list of waiting calls
fuckkkk

>>126253570
just more people, so more units. probably the same level of calls get ignored per capita.

>male black aggressively panhandling and urinating on vehicles

>aggressively panhandling black male
>urinating on cars that don't give him money
"....10..-4?"

>>126254040
gimme da money or I pee on your car

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>male black aggressively panhandling
>piss on car when they dont gib him gibsmedats
that's chicago for ya

>>126254040
>Urinating on vehicles that don't give him money

A man's gotta have a code that he lives by

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[X] pizza
[X] keys
[X] umphrey's mcgee
[X] olde english

we out here

>>126253274
Indoor nog BBQ like a few weeks ago

HOL UP RAHBERT YOU SAYIN I CAINT COOK DESE RIBS IN MAH APARTMENT?

>>126253930
childhood is hating niggers and jews for seperate reasons. adulthood is realizing that jews are just more advanced niggers and infinitely worse due to their iq

>>126254040

See, they should just shoot that guy, clear the assignment, call the roadkill removal crew, and move on to the next call.

>>126253516
Oh man...I got really far in that game once and then got wrecked because fuckin ayyyy lmaos showed up outta nowhere.

>"Thats my daughters house" ?

>>126254163

By the time they get there, he'll be out of piss.

>my daughta house

WAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS

>>126254343
>Indoor nog BBQ like a few weeks ago
I remember that, it was a cold night and all the smoke alarms in the apt building were going off
>when black male just HAVE to have bbq ribs, but everyplace is closed

>>126254343
That one was funny AF

>>126253930

Yeah, that's true about the religion. You're almost SUPPOSED to find ways around the rules by playing tricks with language. Blacks can't do that and white Christians mostly don't (except for some papists).

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just got home what did i miss?

A boo-boo on whose part?

>>126254882
some domestic disputes
kid dog bite victim
nig panhandler pissing on cars
sass

>>126254882
aggressive panhandlers pissing on cars
it's cold in Chicongo tonight

>>126254882
a shooting and a domestic
some guy pan handling and pissing on the car of peps that don't give him gibs

>>126254882
very cold in chiraq, many domestics predicted.

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>>126254442
Has male black penetrated Roberts inner sanctum and possibly his daughter? This must be avenged

>>126253190
I've been listening in the afternoon these days it's been pretty crazy. Black SUVs shooting at each other with UZIs kind of crazy.

>irate customer screaming and yelling at 7-11

>customers inside are nervous
the way he said "nervous" was great

>White female screamin' and yellin' at 711
>Making customers nerrrvous.

>irate customer at 7-11 screaming and yelling
so what's she pissed about? the slurpe machine broke?

>>126255245
Niqqa just wanted his fucking slurpee

>>126252484
Scratch pizza - hell yes

>>126255039
>>126255087
>>126255102
sounds like the shit that goes on there during the day, i am surprised there hasnt been a murderous chimp out

wat

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>>126255245
"Makin' customers ~nervous~"

>please excuse my partner and i, its friday and we are just trying to stay focused

>>126255501
maybe after closing time?

>man approaching people speaking.......................................................speaking gibberish
>kids throwing water on people

what a shit call right there, double doozy

>>126255501
kind of cold tonight seems like its going to be a domestic kind of night

>>126255773
probably so

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>>126255568
>wat

she did not kill her mother...just playin

Robert get the glock this bitch is playing on the phone.

>caller said she wanted to kill her mother
>then said she killed her
>then said she didn't

Make up your damn mind caller.

>>126255674

If this were a movie, those two would get iced in the first act.

>>126255995
kek explains the rise in score average

>>126256032
>I got 12 hrs until retirement and this is my last patrol!

>>126256032
right? how bizarre. then again, nothing seems bizarre on CPD radio...anymore.

>>126255931
sounds like there just was one between a niggress and her nigglets

>>126256030

People who make false reports to the cops are evil and should be shot in the back of the head in a filthy alley.

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>>126256026
Dispatch gonna have to deal with this and keep it real

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>>126254346

Homeless families dueling over alleyway homeland kek

>>126256343
exactly

>man choking woman in alley
ruh roh

Elderly woman exiting the ambulance and removing her clothes.

>50 y/o female fell down getting out of her car
>she's removing her cloths
>it's 48 deg
Drunk or high?

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>>126256559
High

Man, a lot of these cops sound like they're tired of this shit. Not that I blame them.

>>126256559
why not both

>>126256559
Just trying to get seductive on a Friday night, we got a cougar alert

>>126256701
>High
sounds like she on dat Flakka

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anyone able to edit a gif? I would like a Chicago city flag or a CPD patch on their shoulders

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>>126254882
Ayyy, you're here.

That carjacking shit is fucked up. I'm glad I have a 10-year-old Honda that is as unsexy as it gets.

i wonder how many people fall for that con
>ma'am/sir there's a big crack in your bumper get out of your car while us two male blacks help you fix the problem :^))

These coppers over here acting like they on a pinball machine running from scene to scene.

I'd be mad dealing with those shitty streets and wakka flakka bitches too.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIe8TkdSP0E

>>126257142
yep, epic robert style btw dank as fuck

>I need the police
>the have guns
>hung up

F

>>126252285
still out here robert

>>126257220

One of the last things my dad said to me before I started driving on my own was, "And for God's sake, if you get rear ended and three black guys get out of the other car, you damn well better drive away."

Good advice.

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Male Black causing havoc in Chicago: Apprehend with extreme prejudice

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evening roberts, whats that rascal male black up to now?

>>126257671
damn fine advice lol

That Robert sounded like Donut from Red vs. Blue

>>126257560
waiting on the chi-anons to come on. One snapped a pic of two Roberts locked out of their cruiser. I want to make a keys pepe to go with it.

>>126257800
holy shit this is getting out of hand. them ratchets are too much damn trouble for one city

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>>126257671
Or reverse over them at speed applying the handbrake just as you feel the wheels bump.
Whoops..! Better plant this little $100 .22 before receiving my medal for civic fortitude

>>126258144
>two Roberts locked out of their cruiser.
lulz

>>126257547
Jeezzuuz, a little warning before posting that shit.

>You're my hero kid.

Robert, "You're my hero kid"

>>126257855

Yeah. I ended up being the one to give my younger sister that advice (Dad was gone by then). She was a super SJW at that point but it finally sunk in after she got out of college and went to teach at a black school.

"You're the man now, dawg"

>>126258252
they looked pretty well embarrassed. It was tip toppinest kek.

>>126257547
Blue line is so dank

>>126258246

Too much trouble. You're defending yourself against vehicular homicide instead of leaving the scene of an accident, and on top of that you have to scrape dead nigger out of your tire treads.

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It's a sanctuary city isnt it?
Elton Johns "Can you feel the love tonight" is this threads theme.
After all the victims are to blame for [insert MSM reasoning].
It kind of is the fault of Americans though, your ancestors were too greedy to get their pets spayed and now they are everywhere like unlovable, violent, rape seeking tribbles.

>>126258144
hell yeah bro cant wait to see it! in the mean time i made this https://youtu.be/GqEKmS2m97Y

https://youtu.be/l0JaGkaOKPY

I made a new video for you all. It's pretty different to the last one. I don't know how many of you will like it.

Here it is anyway.

>>126242657
I love these threads

(I am also scared of heights so that pic would not be comfy for me. I would be in full panic mode)

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>>126259043
>Elton Johns "Can you feel the love tonight" is this threads theme.
I always preferred Marvin Gaye's "Makes Me Wanna Holler" for a CPD theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_PxgSQ9Vf4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_PxgSQ9Vf4

>>126259109
>>126259130
oh boy, more vids to add to my op text. watching now.

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>>126243971
Go away you abo cunt.

This is ALL about politics. We can see liberalism in action. Look at how shitty this place is under fucking liberal faggots.

>>126259364
Apparently mine is blocked in 238 countries. I'll throw it up in Vimeo.

>>126244356
I actually had to move 3 times in the last 8 years due to obama the mulatto faggot moving niggers into my neighborhood. There is nothing worse then somali muslim niggers.

Hopefully with Trump we will at least get some kind of break before the next wave of double niggers gets moved in here when eventually the next democrat gets in the white house.

>>126259043
Male Black is good for business. Police forces, social services, lawyers, doctors and teachers rely on Male Black being as good a customer as he is.

No, when you take LSD and get a concussion, you do not get an ambulance!

>>126246577
That Trans Am is one of the most beautiful cars ever made.

>LSD and concussion

sounds like a nightmare

>several people, males and females, fighting - they all have knives

jesus christ chicago

4 violent calls in progress stacked.

::shrug::

Niggers gonna nig.

>>126259364
i also have this one https://youtu.be/2aVewuKY6AI its not chicago but its nigger and count related

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>>126260023
70 charger my favorite

>>126259109
hahaha holy shit.

>>126259270
>>126259724
238? sheeiiit. The song, maybe? It was very poignant, at any rate. I enjoyed it. We so often gorge ourselves on the horrible shit coming over the radio, it's nice lamenting the loss of its vibrance.

354

>>126259913

Good for SOME business, but yeah. Lotta people get paid to deliver dem programs.

gotta BUMP the pol threads

>>126259913
>implying nogs can pay for that shit
taxpayers are paying for that business

19-Paul covers it all

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>>126260280
'70 Charger is 2nd only to the Mustang Boss 429 imo

>>126257547
That video pisses me off.

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>>126260732
yeah i like that car too very iconic mussil car right not i am in the middle of restoring a 69 amx

>shots fired at 2000 south ridgeway
>5 gunshots heard

>8-10 males in alley fighting

https://www.google.com/maps/place/2000+N+Ridgeway+Ave,+Chicago,+IL+60647/@41.9172524,-87.7226163,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x880fcd15886aa629:0x538d49e3e6f15f2b!8m2!3d41.9172484!4d-87.7204223?hl=en

>>126261007
dat fastback I love that profile on 60's muscle cars.

>>126261092
Five! FIVE SHOTS FIRED!! Ah ah ah!

IS SHE BEHIND THE FUCKING TACO BELL??!

OHHHHHH SHITTTTTT

Goingg in HOT MOrtyyy

>Stolen plates from Ontario

>>126261515
yeah i pulled it out of a barn. engine is rebuilt now i need to do the trans and the body work which i suck at. is it just me or is the bot check really aggressive tonight?

>Ontario plates
>coming back stolen
Black Male crossing the boarder?

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>>126261515
People screaming in the park and a shot, then a couple shots, then another shot...

5 shots

Then a pair of shots

Then 1 shot

Then 5 shots

BAMBAMBAMBAMBAM

BAMBAM

BAM

BAMBAMBAMBAMBAM

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5, 1, 2,5 shots!

5, 1, 2,5 shots fired!

AH AH AH

AFRAID TO LOOK!!!!!!!! HAHAHA
SNITCHES GET STITCHES *

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>>126261092

>intoxicated male black carrying pink and black purse

Robert checking in late. Earlier a call came in where the caller heard two women talking about killing a baby somewhere in his apartment building.

TREE IS DOWN

"Sir, do you need back up behind Taco Bell?"

>>126262027
>ritual harming of the young

where have we heard this before

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>>126262000
Praise KEK

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If these tornados kill me, I will die comfy.

>>126248791

Y no Y?

FRONT DOOR ALARM OF DONUT SHOP
ALL UNITS RESPOND

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>>126262005
>intoxicated male black carrying pink and black purse
nigger faggot spotted

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Reporting for duty Robert. Any mentionables this evening?

>commercial alarm at Stan's donuts

better get on that one quick Robert

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>>126262626
HOLY COMPLEX QUADS OF KEK

SAVE THE DONUTS ROBERT!

>>126262331
Shadilay bro

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>no hubcaps

>>126262849
It appears niggers may have developed petty theft very early on in their evolutionary line

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grabbed his money bags and ran?

PUT THAT GUN DOWN RANDY

>>126242657
This week has been my first week back here in a few years after around 2012 when Obama got reelected. And I have no fucking idea what this robert Chicago shit means and at this point I'm too afraid to ask. Just sharing.

>>126263028
I think someone was on there way to do a night deposit and got jacked.

*grabs you by the money bag*

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>>126261007
My brother had one back in highschool....late 70's.
Those cars were cheap because of the gas thing.
He drove it into the ground.

>>126263330
tune in
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>126263330
>>126263436
And once you're ready for it
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
^turn down the soundcloud widget to about 30% and prepare for maximum comfy.

Man down?

>>126263587
or just listen to your own music, Robert
old music in general sounds really comfy

>>126263330
Welcome back. Stay a wile, listen to the scanner feed and get /comfy/

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>>126263406
i was shocked when i got it. they only made 3k of them with this engine in it original amc casted 390ci small block

https://vimeo.com/218249593

this one should by copyright free

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>Neighborhood fighting in basement apartment

>>126261007

tfw you miss AMCs.....

>>126263330
he doesn't know who Robert is XD

>>126264076
before GM bought them they made good cars

pre-baking. will drop at 300.

>shots fired at kedzia and walnut
>robbery and domestic on west crystal

Domestic robbery combo

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>>126263587
Just tried this Robert. The app wants me to make an account which I'm not down with and when the app loaded I was faced with

>pic related

Our arch nemesis, MALE BLACK

>>126264895
That is weird. I've never been asked to log in to shit on the Youarelistening.to link

>>126264895
>app
Ohhhh. Oh. Sux to be you, mr. phoneposter man.

>>126264895
broadcastify pulled that shit on me once and I put in "admin" for both the username and pass and it worked

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KANGZ!

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>>126265291
>>126265291
>>126265291

NEW AND HOT

>>126265291
>>126265291
>>126265291

BAKED FRESH 4 U

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>>126261786

>is it just me or is the bot check really aggressive tonight?

plebbit fuggees are invading because t_d went dark...

>>126265039
Yeah yeah Robert... Got my PC in 6 gorillion pieces right now... Kinda sucks.

>make cut wrists

Nice

>having sex inside of a brown vehicle
b a s e d