Brit/pol/ tories edition

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Map of Scotland (Westminster constituancies) if only X voted.

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First for living life deliberately.

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Who else is stocking up on lewds rn?

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>tfw no qt3.14 victorian gf

>>126216831
scots women are pretty based

>Brit/'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''pol'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''/

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Why do Torys lie?

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REEEEEEEEE FUCKING TORIES WE DON'T NEED NUCLEAR DETERRANCE I DON'T CARE IF EVEYRONE ELSE HAS IT GIVE MY CHILD FREE DIN DINS AT SCHOOOOOOOL REEEEEEEEE

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First for 'the most damage would be done to all parties if we can force a hung parliament'.

>>126217069
Are you really THAT poor?

>manager pulls me aside today
>looks at me angry and asks 'do you think you can do this job?'
>'you are risky to the business, you are a liability, I will lose my license to do _______ and ______ etc etc'
>I ask her 'so do you think I shouldn't be here?'
>she says 'I am starting to think this yes'
>after berating me some more tells me to go upstairs and take a 5 min break

Has she threatened to fire me?

I just started this job a month ago and was told I would get really good training and someone to sit beside me and guide me through everything for the first two weeks. But I never did, because we're badly understaffed, or my manager doesn't give a fuck, and probably both those reasons.

This is really fucking awful, I constantly feel like I am treading on egg shells around her, its making me stressed and worried.

I've just joined a union because I am genuinely worried about my job security

>tfw tfwwwwwwww

okay guys how do i get updated on uk politics?

>Conservatives going all out knowing they can't lose the election

This is amazing.

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Reminder that you are not a true englishman if you cannot name ten native trees.

how does it feel still having a monarch? i could imagine living with pride and fidelity each day. i would salute my flag each morning.

>>126217069
>replace free school lunches with breakfasts

WHAT THE FUCK? ALL OF THE CHILDREN ARE AT PRIMARY SCHOOL DURING LUNCH, BREAKFAST CLUBS ONLY HAVE A BUNCH OF KIDS IN THEM.

THIS WOULD ONLY BE BENEFICIAL TO SECONDARY SCHOOLS WHERE THERE ARE YOUNG PEOPLE HAVING COFFEE AND SHIT BEFORE REGISTRATION.

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>tfw mistress hasn't permitted me to use the computer but I secretly am

Hope I don't get caught lads or it's a flogging and a months chastity

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>>126217251
feels good bro

>>126217330

Top kek

>>126217330
>it's a flogging and a months chastity
implying that's a bad thing

>>126217172
You're gonna get sacked
Have some fun. Piss in her work mug. Move things around in the stock room. Crack an egg down the inside of a radiator.

There is no free lunch.

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>>126217251
feels good man

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>>126217457
TANSTAAFL

>>126217330
What do you get for good behaviour?

>>126217172
>Letting a woman talk to you like this

>>126217172
>I just started this job a month ago
>I've just joined a union because I am genuinely worried about my job security

Are you fucking trolling or what. Just find a new job sharpish. Talking about unions and job security after one month with a cunty manager. Jesus christ take some responsibility for yourself.

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>>126217251

>>126217251
It's really comfy. Although it's mostly admiration for the Queen, I'm sure it will lessen after she dies.

>>126217172

You don't really get trained in any job, m7.

>>126217251
I'm a monarchist at the moment, but I think my enthusiasm will die quickly when Charles comes in.

LISTEN I TELL YOU This a Englishman see pic ..

I was on Anony BBs

May Tories will Enforce a China /NK Net , she wants all sites like this gone an just neutral under 18 type things , Rewarding here cos its well known , she wants Logs and will Prosecute as CP /degenerates , as Her strong will ! to *STAMP OUT MONSTERS* !
Listen use this incase any deleted cartoon cp ok
http://download.cnet.com/Eraser/3000-2092_4-10231814.html?tag=mncol;4

Its you going Jail but if have this you can say extra years ok
They dont see its JOKe ok
TORY MUMMY
She HATES YOU ! !!
when you being raped /battered in prison .. laff at Mair poster , Kek

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The majority of people voting Tory at this point are just snails voting for salt. Their manifesto will hurt you.

SNAILS VOTING FOR SALT.

>>126217725
>that link

No way nigga I ain't clickin that shit

>>126217654
well I've not had a job like this before, totally unlike my previous job (support worker) so what do they expect?

>>126217330
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING IMMORAL
FUCK OFF YOU DEGENERATE WEAKLING.

NO C UCKS ALLOWED

>>126217104
THIS. The best form of government is a small majority/ coalition

>>126217200
she is after you cunts for that LOL

>>126216919
I've been stocking up on degenerate anthologies. Need a backup for when mummy blocks the panda.

>>126217725
>please download my virus

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>>126217470
Not for much longer, faggot.

>>126217725
You need to go back, to Pakistan.

>>126217778
The only option is to remain in your shell at this point, any move to vote is a roll into a bucket of salt

>>126217778
They won't listen to you, or anybody for that matter. Let them just fuck themselves over.

Even if they are cunts, the Tories are strategic geniuses, using the independence vote as leverage to put forward whatever barmy shit they want. And they'll get a majority too, just watch.

>>126217894
Very likely a North Korean or Chinese using a proxy.

That's why we need to vote for the Conservatives, just look at how mad it's making our enemies.

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>Local Tory Normiebook page photo
>Token white person
JUST

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>>126217841
How have you been recently?

>>126217725
Ah fuck lads the paki on acid followed us

>>126217778
VOTE CORBYN

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>>126217887
DELET DIS

>>126217829
Not a cuck lad.

Cucks are fucking pathetic tbph

>there are people in this thread who unironically support Labour despite it's current state

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rate my gf

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>>126216831
>18-24 demographic overwhelmingly support the SNP

I hate my generation.

Also, in my constituency I only have the choice between the four main parties. Fuck democracy.

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>Listening to Bowden
>"Know who you are! To read about your own culture is a revolutionary act!"

So, brit/pol/ tell be some poets and histories.

>Scottish YouTuber Faces a Year in Prison For Teaching ‘Nazi Trick’ to Girlfriend’s Dog

Hey where's 'based' Limmy to defend this comedian?

>>126217968
>all those arms crossed

Niggers have such bad body language.

>>126217172
union will do fuck all, record all conversations and write them out yourself as notes, this is legal. All the union dogs stop barking the moment they risk their jobs seen it twice.

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I'm trying to watch the ITV leaders debate lads but I want to slit my wrists, how do people not see how its a complete 4v1 against are Nutall.

My mate is voting lib dem because "they're the only party that represents Europe" but Tim Farron must be the most annoying cunt in politics. I didn't realise so many of these irrelevant parties were absolutely foaming-at-the-mouth open borders liberals.

>>126217251
it feels shit in all honesty
if they were actually active and did something impressive other than being worthless old cunts then yeah, i'd be proud.
all they do is silly pageantry and occasionally one of them will get married to some upper chasing tart
it's all bollocks, none of them give you anything to be inspired by.

they're the opposite of what Hitler was, basically

>>126218083
I hope that's her brother otherwise you've been cucked.

>>126218083
>brown eyes
>brown hair
literally 90% paki mate

>>126218045

>there are people in this thread who unironically vote to be unable to post in this thread

Better slightly red than b&.

>>126218083
HeadLikeATennisBall/10

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>>126217841
Fuck You.

>>126218083
give me a quick rundown on your gf lad

>>126217968
>"saving" the seat next to her "for a friend"
keep that scum at arms length ma'am.

>>126218117
>complete 4v1 against are Nutall.
For real. There's a cunt's hair difference between SNP, Cymru, LibDem and Green

>>126217230
birch
ash
beech
oak
horse chesnut
hazel
elm
yew
willow
rowan

Apparently horse chestnuts aren't native FUCK

>>126217807
>http://download.cnet.com
how new online are you stupid cunt ..
http://download.cnet.com

an BTW post here you are a paedo and YOU WILL jail if tories win .. everyone here is a degenerate /juries agree .. OK
So well done you should of lurked more top Kek

>>126218083
oblivionface/10

>>126217968
>bag to put a space between her and the darkie

>>126218107
They're holding back their hate for the (((white man)) for (((keeping them down))).

>>126218041
Yes you are faggot. If you're the submissive in the bedroom then you're a cuck and it's only a matter of time until your gf or wife actually cucks you for real

>>126218083
Fuck me, that is a moon face if I've ever seen one
You're not a bad looking chap but your bird is a fucking mutt mate

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All anime posters here have already been put on a checklist.
Expect public humiliation and complete alienation from your communities. Nobody tolerates Pedos and after your mother, your father, your neighbour etc sees your face in the local paper when Matriarch May sends out her Special Internet Task Force for you you will wish you were dead.

I've been screen capping all of the anime nonce posters and have collected a large folder of their posts to send to the police.

>>126218083
nice faceswap

>>126218324
Incredibly accurate

>>126217894
Not my Fault you Going Jail as a paedo tory voter Blame Mummy Karma hehehehehehe

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>>126218334
u mad whit gurl?

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>>126217230
Birch
Oak
Mahogany
Ash
Maple
Pine
Willow
Beech
Elm
Crabapple

Ok i used to be level 100 woodcutting on runescape, so does that make me pure 100% anglo thenotype!

I don't pay tax

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>>126218282
How have you been lately mate?

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Reminder that if you haven't got blond hair, blue eyes or other typical Germanic features you aren't Anglo-Saxon, but native Briton.
This man's ancestor's names wouldn't be Æthelwulf and Edweard.
>obligatory:
>AN UNHOLY ALLIANCE

>>126217815
What's the job? If by support worker you mean care worker then that's already notoriously cut-throat.

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>>126218083

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>>126218083
Head like a fucking moon.

Lads, do I vote Tory or UKIP?

Tories:

>would trigger lefties the most
>need to win because it's either them or Labour
>to be fair have promised a hard Brexit

>but have seriously failed on immigration
>there is a real possibility May is really a centrist who won't cut the deficit

UKIP:

>closest to my views on immigration and balancing our budget
>need the vote share to spook the Tories to move to the right

>but are at fucking 2% and the Tories may need it more to deliver Brexit
>the absolute fucking state of Paul Nuttall

What do? I live in a Tory safe seat.

>>126218372
Repatriation, YESTERDAY

>>126218519
>natives

cucks and traitors

>>126218479
>no cedar

fucking dropped

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>>126218479
wheres your passport

>>126218519
Very few people here have blond hair and blue eyes, surely?

>>126218576
Just vote tory, Ukip is finished.

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>>126218376
>Persecution of weebs leads to the creation of the UK Anime Party, or UKAP
>They're elected and make anime real

>>126218373
>he will never be tied down and punished by a qt3.14

Honestly feel bad for you lad.

>>126218576
Vote Labour - Corbyn is a national socialist and will turn us around from decline into a strong nation state again

9 for hung parliament
0-8 may wins

>>126218576
If its a tory safe seat go UKIP

>>126218083
ok the face aint great but wht about the rest of her body? Obviously the clothes need to come off for a proper rating.

>>126218479
Are you talking about pre-2007 RS / OSRS, or the new abomination?

>>126218104
>bantz is now illegal

>>126218376

That image is a legit kek.

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>>126218252
>horse chestnut
swap it for hawthorn.

>>126218479
>Mahogany
>Native

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alri lads

based mummy
blackpilled hitchens
cameron's cuckshed
>voting
thousand yr tory reich
quintessentially British
le sunshine man
bowdenposting
are nutt

i know all ur memes, can i qualify for honorary anglo status?

a reel humen bean and a reel hiro

>>126218181
it's me
>>126218196
i haven't actually asked her about her lineage, you have me worried now
>>126218221
met her at insomnia (a gaming event)

Think I could do better lads? i'm pretty autistic when it comes to being social, it's m first gf.

>>126217969
>>126217970
I am trying to stop the stupid idiots Lads getting long jail terms an If you were helpful you do same ??
It was Mummy who wants everyone in jail can You understand that ??

>>126217725
CUNT. READ A FUCKING BOOK LAD.
How many times do I need to tell you, mate?
There are Pakis that speak and write better English than you.

Read more, you dickhead!

>>126218576

Vote Labour. Corbyn's principled and actually has your best interests in mind. His manifesto benefits the whole country.

Don't be a snail. Don't vote for salt.

>>126216831
Why do women and the elderly love the Libs?

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Corbynistas are so quick to temper.

Mass suicide on the 9th of June.

>>126218647
No, quite a few do. Especially where I'm from (Anglo colony in Wales).

>>126218685
He's not a nationalist, and not the Hitler type of socialist.

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>>126218432

>>126218479
>mahogany
you have to go back

>>126218576
Always vote for the candidate that represents your views, even if they can't win.

>>126218247
It's Tim Farron. There's a plot in the party to try and get him out if the lib dems get less than 15 seats, but he's a slimy little cunt. Really pissed me off when he didn't shake Paul Nutall's hand at the end

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Any fellow /May/onaise

>>126218871
Reminded me of something good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMIoAAnZt_4

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>>126218772
Brit/pol/ is sovereign British territory, Krautcucks out

Reeeeeee

>>126218576

uh yeh also der Tories are trying to compel google to "implement measures" to stop "extremism"

that's places like breitbart and 4chan btw

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>>126218818
>Corbyn's principled

>>126218901
What's the point in that? Might as well make your vote count.

>>126216831
Also I don't think the conservatives will gain that much ground. The thought of Scotland turning Tory will be enough to score record turn out.

Like when during the US election it looked like Texas was going Democrat

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>>126217251
Its overated desu, at the end of the day your kaiser realised that monarchism was a means for jews to control yet at the same time I as a brition am some what proud of the monarchy and see it as a bastion of culture and nationalism within my country.

However i sure do advocate for it to be better and less jewish and greek!

You retards realise the changes the Conservatives propose amount to asking Google to remove porn from search engines, right?

It's nothing to be concerned about.

>>126219020
The point is that if everyone is voting for parties they don't belive in, then next to no one is actually represented.

>>126218916
Against Gay marriage too. Ironic as he's running a 'youth vote' campaign with his policies on Brexit and weed.

>>126219035
It's predicting a tory gain of 6 seats m8

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It's time to put your childish view points behind you and grow up Brit/pol/
Vote Strong and StableTM

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>>126218997
>holding up breitbart as something that should be missed

>>126216919
This picture is haram as decreed by the Tory Reich, they must be removed immediately

>>126219051
Nah, m8, the monarch has historically been the safeguard against oligarchs taking too much control, which is what we have with democracy.

Man fuck Theresa for trying to ruin my internet.

>>126218203
>implying not being on 4chan wouldn't be better for all of us

I weep for the time I've wasted here

>>126218647
one thing Mi5 6? used to do was send out recuits into town be it portsmouth or london or cardiff and all they had to do was find out information form people. Talk to them and find out information

no it wasn't verified.

I think today they send them to 4chan because its slightly hostile, they don't need a load of burnt proxies you can do the same testing.

>>126219020
Voting for something you don't support so that it wins hardly seems to make it "count" more than supporting something that won't win earnestly. All votes "count".

>>126219119
But if I vote for an opposition party in a safe seat, why would the MP wish to represent me? If they don't represent me the worst that will happen is I won't vote for them, which is what will happen anyway.

>>126218519

I have blonde hair, blue eyes, and my haplogroup is R1b-U106.

>>126218647

I used to live around the middle of the country and most people had light hair and eyes, but after moving to the South many have dark both and different facial features.

>>126218491

Neither do I.

I'm not funding my own destruction.

>>126217172
She fancies you m8, keep your hand on your ha'penny.

>>126219122
Still enough 2bh. Being in a Tory stronghold in Scotland is shameful, not even memeing here. Lib Demos, SNP and Greens are typically the street favourites. You can't even admit to supporting Labour anymore. SNP ruined politics in Scotland

>>126218724
As earliest as runescape can be i was only 5 when i first started playing even was a rune scape member that i had to pay for!

>>126218747
I should've gone for pear or crabapple if I was actually thinking about it.
Literal low-hanging fruit.

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>>126218576
Tory safe Seat = Vote UKIP

I'm in the same position and I don't want the "Conservatives" to soften brexit and need to keep them on their toes. Plus my local (Tory) MP backed remain and wanted to stay in the single market so he can fuck off.

Right now there are a high portion of Eurosceptic MPs in parliament. With a big Tory majority Theresa can silence them and soften brexit with support from more Tory remainers.

>>126216919
Reported to the Tory gestapo, prepare to be shipped to the camps on the Isle of Mann for re-education.

I WILL BE VOTING FOR THERESA MAY. I FULLY-SUPPORT THIS WOMAN.
DISCLAIMER: I 100% ADHERE TO TRADITIONAL BRITISH VALUES AND AM NOT IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM AN EXTREMIST.

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TORIES B T F O

>>126219260
Do you even comprehend first past the post?

>>126219160
To be fair all I knew about her prior to her magically becoming PM overnight was that she wanted to spy on everyone's emails.

>>126219118

sure m8 as if this isn't the legacy political establishment trying to stop the alt right

many of us would not be here were it not for "fake news" sites and politically incorrect memes and red pilled comment sections

tories r trying to basically get important internet people like cuckerberg on board with stifling the rise of the online right

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>>126218252
>>126218479
so far, there are no genuine anglos in this thread

>>126219118
Why would they bother with it in the first place?
It's all to satisfy May's masturbatory power fantasies. She's a control freak.

>>126219119
The fact that "tactical" voting has become such a common narrative really should concern more people than it does.

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>>126219268
Very nice. How did you find out your haplogroup?

>>126219194
We don't like to admit it, but this place has forged who we are. Future generations deserve the chance to experience what we have, as the real grass roots of the opposition.

If this place and places like it go, the country (and possibly entire west) is 100% fucked.

>>126218214
Mummy Loves You !
>>126218509
FUCK RIGHT off the Logs are set in the Chann Board !
Dont .. You ARe Going Jail OK
I wont be Bribed for Logs
Accept your TORY NASTY RANTS on a Paedo Board ok ..
Mummy an her Lot will give u 4 yrs ..but you will do 2 ..
Just man up an stop being a wnimnney Crybaby ok .. I posted how to cope in jail .. You all shit on me ..Karma and MUMMY DID THIS YOU !

>>126218519
Do you have a source on this? Maybe you are partly Anglo Saxon, but just don't have the dominant genes. I have brown hair but my sister blonde, my mother & aunt too, but my grandmother, father and uncles all have brown hair.

What does this mean??

>>126219455
Fuck your trees you posh bastard, if I can't milk cider out of it I don't give a fuck WHAT it's called.

>>126218544
working in a crown post office.

I've just looked on google and it has a whole bunch of 1 star reviews so its pretty clear its not being run well.

>>126219402
Yes, but you seem to be of the delusion that only winning "counts"

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>>126219352

Rate my gf lads

>>126219478
Tactical voting is going to exist as long as FPTP does. What is the point in voting for a party that can't win? That's the view of many people.

>>126219456
Potato. Can I come and live with you guys?

>>126219647
10/10

>>126219519
lol
THIS TURKEY IS TOTALLY BRAIN-DEAD

I have all the skills, contacts, experience and qualifications needed to start my own business.

The problem is that I have no idea how to build a website. What should I do? I was thinking of putting a notice up in my local university computer lab offering £200 for the best design but I have no idea if that's a good rate.

>>126219035
It looks as if Angus Robertson is done for.

Even Gordon (Wee Eck's seat) is in play for the Tories.

>>126219647
cont?

>>126217725
You still hear? We all know your one of the trip fags trying to frighten the kiddies. Pull the other one.

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>>126218752
Okay i may have made a wee mistake there its just mi grandad has a mahogany table and set of of chairs that cost him like 4 grand.
So i asumed it was an anglo creation yet i was wrong very wrong!!

>>126219478
Some faggot liberal friends of mine have been sharing a 'tactical voting guide'. So strange.

>>126219530
It means there is some anglo genes dripping down your family's gene pool (assuming you don't have other ancestry).
It's a bit like a nigger inheriting blue eyes, really.

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>>126219371
I wish these pledges were real mate, try posting it to all your friends on facebook you might get a better reaction.

>>126219647
We have the same gf??

>>126218713
This

Vote Tory in marginals to keep the lefties out, UKIP in safe seats to keep the Tories on their toes

>>126219628
Fuck Assad, the issue isn't we're not supporting him.
The issue is we're letting the civilians cross from Europe into UK. We should bomb the fuck out of assad and the rebels.

>>126219628
>More refugees
>ISIS survives longer
>Judge Assad guilty without a proper investigation
Oh. Wonderful

>>126219698
You could try and learn how to make one yourself. Sites like bootstrap make it very easy to create a good, professional looking site.

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>>126219713
>>126219669
forgot pic lads

>>126219341
I refuse to vote Tory or Labour, I'll vote UKIP unless the candidate is the same Bible burning Jew that it was during the mayoral election.

>>126219501
4chan and /pol/ in particular has changed a lot recently with the unprecedented massive influx of 16 year old yanks that dominate a lot of the discourse
I don't think it's necessarily a good thing to have future generations introduced to an environment where people are trying as hard as they can to suck up to dumb american kids

>>126219530
>have a source on this? Maybe you are partly Anglo Saxon, but just don't have the dominant genes. I have brown hair

are we under some kind of ineffectual attack

may is a bad person internet will not be private anymore if she takes power, keeps power.

labour is grassroots not media led

tories are anti enligsh?

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>>126219603
>celt detected

>>126219628
>more wars for israel and/or america

FUCK OFF

>>126219765
would probably kill you then

>>126219832
Looks like she had a mishap at a chocolate factory

>>126219832
Too fat.

>>126219478
We need a Single Transferable Vote system. Scotland and Norniron already use it for local elections.

Slim fucking chance though. The party in power has 0 incentive to change the system.

>>126218576
Listen Lad you should be screaming VOTE LABOUR ..HAHAHAHA
You are Degenerate Paedo posting here By Mummy , an Listen idiots reposting you are going down as a Paedo , /Logs saved , Tories after GE , Channs gone an she has mentioned you will get stricter jail terms , Thats Mummy .. Your Ips noted here an the cartoon CP ./.. Enjoy 6 yrs Karma by Mummy

>>126219805
Yes I'm sure bombing everyone will help the migrant crisis.

>>126219710
It's almost like dedicating all your time to bitching about foreign issues at Westminster is enough to put off the people you're supposedly representing.

>>126218872
Bloddy yanks and their trees, further proof we should nuke em, to further risk confusion that mohaogany is a native english tree!!

>>126218519
What if I have brown hair, blue eyes and a straight nose?

>>126219890
What are you talking about?

Country is literally going to fuck.

Conservatives by nature won't do anything cos reasons.

>>126219604
>post office in 2017

Yeah, you're fucked. You're on the coal face of soulless corporatism. You're just filling a pair of boots, with a million other desperate reprobates itching to take your place.

>>126219981
>wanting endless coalition governments

Haha no

FPTP is objectively best system

>>126219981
They just keep moaning that 'we need a proper opposition to keep our democracy working'

>>126219832
Kind of want to get my arms around and under her gunt and pound her from behind.

>>126219698
>I have all the skills, contacts, experience and qualifications needed to start my own business.

Except getting a website up, the most basic of business assets. Fucking hell my Nan's got one. Jesus christ anon you're nowhere near the person you think you are.

>>126219832
Looks like Samanfa Jane.

>>126219805
>Fuck Assad, the issue isn't we're not supporting him.
>The issue is we're letting the civilians cross from Europe into UK. We should bomb the fuck out of assad and the rebels.
but that makes no sense

>>126220073
>29% of seats haven't changed hands since 1945

>>126219371
>0: Kill the Internet

>>126218772
He is a child friendly bloke an the guys here who love him .. eh GCHQ ok .. did I post or say chat ..lol

>>126220008
mahogany doesn't even grow here lad, it's a tropical species. an englishman should know his wood.

>>126219981
I disagree, that's dancing around the problem

What we need is major political parties which represent the people of this country. That is what is so sorely lacking. No reconfiguration of voting system will fix that. No system will make the Tories or Labour any less awful.

>>126219495

(((23 and me))).

>>126219832
Pretty face, could have a really really nice body if she lost a bit of weight, not too much though.

As an American, it is my duty to say
>THICC

>>126220085
kek. i had the same thought

>>126220010
Anglo-Celt (like the vast majority of English people). How elongated is your skull?

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>>126219904
<<<

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>>126220012
4chan/pol/ you should try it

>>126219698
As someone who builds websites, first tell me what you plan on using it for (e-commerce?)

Also no matter what, that isn't a good rate

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>>126220008
We should deport foreign trees, coming here and taking over our woodlands. This country used to be full of good, British trees and now it's full of foreign scum.

Hold down the fort, gonna take a huge slash

>>126220199
If we have a more proportional voting system, then more parties will turn up. The reason why we're in the muddled mess that we are is because of broadchurch politics. A different voting system would mean that its not necessarily tactically beneficial to vote labour or Conservative.

>>126220155
29% of 18 year olds in 1945 still alive today? Can anyone confirm this?

>>126220071
yeah its a fucking joke. The POST Office will post your stuff, insisting you use the most extortionate method of special delivery by 1pm, and then try to sell you travel insurance, car insurance, home phone and broadband packages, mortgages and premium bonds. When all you wanted was a fucking 1st class stamp.

It does pay quite well though.

>>126218648
Fuck off you bluepilled Kike

>>126219698
>wants to start a business
>can't code

Nah, you're not ready. This is 2017. Unless you want to start a plumbing company, you better learn son

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>TV Licence man is banging on the door

>>126220073
You don't just get to use the word objectively to emphasise your opinion. Show us some objective evidence or gtfo

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>>126220380
>not realising that UKIP is also a kike-controlled party
Kek.

>>126218812
Yeah I understand. Let them get arrested I say. They won't listen to you and they deserve it anyway.

>>126220464
Bang on his head then mate.

>>126220227
I have a long skull, high forehead, occipital bun, and small ears.

>>126220464
I printed off some bullshit on my pc forbidding them from coming on my property, that was 8 months ago. Not heard from them again

>>126220354
How is a system where 29% of seats haven't changed hands 'objectively the best'? The principle of accountability falls down in those constituencies because the MPs can do whatever they want and still get re elected.

Great democracy!

>>126220290
>Hold down the fort
The phrase is 'Hold the fort' you utter fucking mong
I hope you're going to take a slash to the face you complete imbecile

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>>126220484
You're objectively a faggot mate

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>>126220283
Start with rhododendrons. A fucking blight on the nation. Looks pretty for a fortnight then spends the rest of the year fucking swarming our forests.

>>126220024
I was talking about this with a friend today.

Why the fuck is it okay, in a first world country, that I'm taxed 20% on my wage, get taxes a further 20% on any purchases, have to pay 5% for National Insurance I've never claimed on, pay £140 a month on top of rent to live in my house, pay £200 a year to drive my car on shittily maintained roads, pay £150 a year to use the internet so the government can make shows I don't watch on the BBC, etc, all while the government sends foreign aid by the millions, and takes in refugees from a war we have fuck all to do with.

The UK is fundamentally flawed and needs restructured. The solution to all the problems is to throw more money at it. It's fucked.

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>>126220464
It's 11 o fucking clock mate

>>126218472
lmao the trash women will read. A good 400 million white people need to be culled off. Just useless dregs all of them.

>>126219832
>No tits which is unusual for a fat girl
>Stomach over hang as if she's had 4 kids and is in her 40's
>Piercings
>Slutty makeup
>looks like a fucking triangle
Unlucky/10

>>126220464

REEEEE through the letterbox until he goes away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCjfOy_Xa9Y

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>>126220380
This was my UKIP candidate in the snap election. Most nationalist parties are unfortunately pro Zionism.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shneur_Odze

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>>126220669
It's actually a book for black women. BWWM is a very popular genre apparently

>>126219118
Lucky that I have Sexlab for Skyrim then :-)

>>126220637
Hold your tiny dick, champ

>>126218576
>he wants to vote for therOYsa VEY
good goy!

>>126220199
It would force them to be more competitive.
If UKIP got the same proportion of seats as they got votes then someone would need to adapt. As it is they can just keep on ploughing the same shit without worrying so long as the opposition does the same.

>>126220669
I'd say start with the US, but there aren't any white people left.

>>126220262
>BECAUSE IT'S THRILLER
>THRILLER NIGHT
>AND SOMETHING EVIL'S LURKING IN THE DARK

>>126220290
Americanisms have fucked out culture.
What's next "could care less"

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One will protect you and the others will try to kill you

choose wisely

>>126220602
>occipital bun
I think most Euros have this, but you fit a lot of Anglo criteria. Probably a significant amount.

>>126220745
>No tits which is unusual for a fat girl
probably the worst thing that can happen

>>126220771
old video

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>>126220464
COME OUTSIDE ANON

>>126220810
>that fucking bear
pissed myself lad.

>>126219863
True, but my point stands. When they are mature enough to use it properly, this kind of arena is vital to sorting out the wheat from the chaff.

>>126220659
>BUT WHAT JIMMY DIDN'T KNOW WAS THAT RALPH WAS SICK

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>>126219150
Say that to the jewish advisors the monarchs that them have had them as members of their court.

I used to be in the same boat as you an absoute monarchist, until i read mein kamphf and found out about the jewish tricks witnin the royal court dating back to the medievil era, in which the jews were scheming the downfall and absoute control of western civilisation, read the protocals of the elders of zion if you need any more evidence?

Honesty them wee hook nosed jews have brought more harm to this country than near enogh anyone!

https://discord.gg/A6WU2zr

>>126220773

google that man
he's a perv

>>126220771
Fucking hell he took that headbutt like a champ

>>126220771
10 quid that was Birmingham.

>>126220880
would stick one up eleanor

>>126220871
I bet you pronounce Z like Zee, like some nigger on Sesame Street.

>>126220871
this my dude
people need to heck off

>>126220975
Jews ruin everything, but oligarchy doesn't require Jews. Just ban them like our Edward I did.

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>Charles' new parliament ordered the disinterment of Cromwell's body from Westminster Abbey and the disinterment of other regicides John Bradshaw and Henry Ireton, for a posthumous execution at Tyburn. After hanging "from morning till four in the afternoon",[1] the bodies were cut down and the heads placed on a 20-foot (6.1 m) spike above Westminster Hall (the location of the trial of Charles I).

>>126219710
Gordon is a Lib Dem hope, not a tory one
>>126219118
>Impying porn links are hard to remember
Blacked.com
>>126219120
>He's against Gay Marriage, losing youth votes
>He votes in favour of Gay Marriage being forced in churches, losing all the other votes
He is a forced leader, and has been groomed since 2013 to takeover

>>126220650
Muh taxes.

Anyway you forgot national insurance. After that and student loan I barely keep 50% of my paycheck these days

>>126220960
>HE HAD A SICKNESS OF THE MIND, YOU SEE...

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>>126220946
Also books about racist white men falling for black women is rising in popularity

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>>126220637
it's an american give them a chance to learn linguistics

>>126220771
mate should of ended him when he had him locked up

>>126220880
Vix, look at the teeth on the bastard, she'd probably take out the rest of them in one bite.

>>126216676
GET THE FUCK IN HERE ITS BEING SLID
>>126215504

>>126220885
I read somewhere that it's a neanderthal thing. Which makes some sense that most euros have it or express it as a possible gene, because we have the most admixture with neanderthalis.

but yeah you're spot on, as far as I know I am anglo-celt with a small amount of scandinavian blood somewhere up the line.

>>126220771

I HATE NIGGERS

>>126219282
Shy tory (and labour less so) effect

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>TV Licence man got inside

>freaked out and shoved a butter knife in his forehead

>hes just laying on the floor bleeding

help me lads

>>126217018
Agreed

So do we vote for Corbyn? Are the Tories seriously going to do anything worth a shit?

>>126221139
I know Americans drive on the wrong side of the road, but this is ridiculous

>>126221000
I know. He was such a disgraceful candidate that the English Democrats got more votes.

Then again, UKIP didn't have a page in the mayoral manifesto so that could've factored into people's decision making.

>>126218815
You ARE GOING JAIL .. !

SEE TORY /MUMMY KEK

Listen Its a shock but Tory Bitch juust sent you Paedo Prison .. KARMA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chans Shut an it May Fault !
Your chan logs/ips will be sent !
I will ask for ask for 6 years ..
first year you will be wing gobbling whore an night arse bitch .. this every night on a VPU !

THANK MUMMY MAY ! Vote Tory eh .. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>126221117
5% NI mate

>>126221248
Put the kettle on lad

>>126220637
In the US we say "Hold down the fort". I don't know why. I also don't know or care what you tards are arguing about. Just thought that might be a something to point out

>>126221200
>Anglo-Celt
Most English people are. Very few (I can't say I know or know of any) are pure. But we have different amounts of Anglo in us.
Occipital bun is probably a neanderthal trait along with wide hips.

>>126221281
No, vote Lib Dem

>>126221248
Convert to Islam while you still have the chance, they'll commute your prison sentence.

>>126217251
Flag of England and Union Jacks being flown all over my neighborhood since brexit

>>126221297
jesus just relax and stop posting for a second

>>126217172
>Understaffed
Here is the whole fucking root of the problem.
Plus, British management is the world's worst

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>>126221401
We don't care what you yanks use.

>>126221339
Mate, what the fuck are you smoking? 4chan is one of the most popular websites in the world. Billionaires have posted on here. (See: Notch)

This isn't 2006, 4chan is mainstream as fuck. But yeah, the cartoon posters are gay as fuck.

>>126219981
Just use the AM system from Welsh/Scottish elections

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>>126216676
Was anyone here at thew Speech? I need to know if this is a PSYOP or not.

>>126221516
Literally one second

>>126221401
>yanks are dumb and don't think before they speak
Yes I know, what's your point?
I was correcting a Brit because the phrase they said made no sense whatsoever - you can't hold down a fort but you can hold it

>>126221634
Wasn't some nutjob saying that Julian Assange was secretly killed

>>126221634
Yes it's a CGI, you can tell from some of the pixels around his neck when he turns.

>>126221555
>4chan is one of the most popular websites in the world

What fucking world are you living in?

>>126220880
Safe in the knowledge, that they have all sucked cock, at some point in the proceedings. And will again, when faced with a few drinks and a swarve fucker, such as yours truly.

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>>126220880
>the greens actually think they can win IoW