Show me your faggotry! I'm kinda right.
The link is http://sapplycompass.surge.sh/ by the way.
>>126211404
Link it dumbass
>>126211525
http://sapplycompass.surge.sh/
>>126211653
Thanks
Neat. Never took this one before
>>126213086
It's a new one by a nice right-winged person who found political compass lacking a conservative/progressive indication
Fuck trump
The progressive/conservative bar is pretty convenient.
Will be posting 3d compass in a sec
Good idea. I like this one.
you all are nazis
It says the link has moved. It's not gonna gib me a virus, right?
>>126216364
nah, it's gud, said it for me, too
Looks like you people are pretty cucked by traditions that seek to keep you subserviant and dependent on Capitalism.
seems correct
I'm not a commie reeeeee
>>126216757
Take a screenshot, you fag
I think I might be a degenerate :(
>>126211404
cheeky scrub m9 xd
what is this called
>>126217750
failed screenshot
>>126217750
Take a screenshot, fag!
>>126217750
this sorry
>>126217999
I think that might be the casual conservative.
>>126211404
I actually consider myself a nazi, but apparently I'm still a shitlib
>>126217999
That's called being retarded.
also
>mfw this post has trips
>All these faggoty commies in this thread
>>126218371
Yep....
commies on /pol/, literally worse than hitler
>>126218371
at least we have roads k.
>>126216441
Holy jesus, WHAT IS THAT
>>126218311
embrace it fampai
>>126218507
>muh roads
is this the only criticism?
>>126218507
We have roads, and we're lead by right-winged capitalists
>>126218617
well you also exploit the working class n shiet
>>126218765
and?
>>126218765
>Britain
>exploiting working class
>mfw levels of retardation have never been this high
>>126218798
Why so much commies though
>>126218947
i'm talking about his results not his current country.
>>126218899
well, that wouldn't happen in my state.
>>126211404
Tell me what I am /pol/
>>126217999
Closest thing are traditional European blue parties - a centrist conservative position.
I am afraid you don't have an equivallent in the US.
>>126219079
Less regulation for businesses will inevitably lead to a more competitive market, which will in turn lead to better roads
>>126219206
A commie
Same distance from the centre as the usual political compass, but much higher
>>126219206
Center left. Libdem.
>>126219206
confused
>>126219206
centrist, could be a moderate natsoc.
Who am I?
>>126219432
ew, socialism is communism
>>126219296
well yea muh roads was just a joke
>>126218551
I think its mostly that in the current state of the world the government is infested with jews so I don't trust it enough to give it power.
>>126219469
A drunk Antifa.
>>126219469
libertarian
>>126219469
Sarah Jessica Parker
>>126219577
Classical libertarian
Desu.
>>126218521
It's Maoism
>>126219827
Not as retarded as the commies
>>126219845
wasn't maoism top left corner?
>>126219967
How are you this centrist
>>126219915
Thnks fggt.
>>126220054
im a nigger
What am I?
>>126220000
FGSFDS
wait what ideology i fit into
>>126220214
mr birling
>>126211404
Fuck governments
>>126220039
Maoism is anti authoritarian, with populist elements like the Mass Line
>>126220168
That explains it, enjoy your watermelon and fried chicken
>>126220237
fascism
>>126220237
Hai Hitler.
>>126220237
Common sense
Phone fag here
>>126220303
im allergic
>>126220393
then why isn't your result the same if it's common sense?
>>126220534
Cuz I'm a fag
>>126220624
OP is a fag confirmed once again.
>>126211404
I like the idea but you need to change a few things and add more questions.
They should change the way they graphically represent this and make it a cube, the conservative/progressive axis can be added to the square graphic in this way. The test would also garner much more attention if they did so.
Also the introduction and "kinda disagree/agree" sounds amateur as fuck.
This can be a great test if you take time to develop it more.
>>126211404
the proogressive-conservative access is by far the most important to my own political stance.
in regards to authoritarianism and economics, i waver depending on context.
>>126220265
Someone has recently done an English GCSE.
>>126220751
I'll let the creator know, thanks for the feedback
>>126215111
End yourself.
>>126218642
Can you give me a quick rundown?
>>126220931
and it has trips
>>126220964
It's a meme about centrists being "ascended" because they don't believe in anythinv
What am I?
>>126221110
classical liberal
r8 me please lads.
>>126221110
A faggot
>>126221110
Gary johnson
>>126221286
GayAsFuck/10
>>126221286
god tier
I always appear to be hella close to the center on these but this time its different, maybe I spend too much time here :/ rate pls
>>126221371
Please elaborate.
>>126221348
You're okay I guess, keep taking your daily dose of redpills and you'll be a good fag in no time
>>126221491
>not conservative
Don't you know morals and values help our daily lives?
>>126221576
Holy fuck, are you actually retarded?
Well fuck
Someone tell me what I believe cuz I can't think for myself :')
you're all degenerate communist faggots
>>126211404
>>126221732
>Literally_hitler.gif
>>126221632
Eh, moralists have a tendency of being degenerates that are just projecting. I'm honestly not as progressive as that would indicate.
>>126221790
fuk I'll just see myself out
>>126221719
classic example of t_D prepping BASED BLACK xD for his wife.
Except he's an Emu, so the bull is homo erectus.
>>126221756
I lol'd!
>>126221821
>I like sucking corporate dick: the post
>>126221790
do screenshot
What did the website mean by this?
>>126221790
Screenshot, you cunt!
>>126211404
Obligatory INTP 4 LIFE
>>126211521
>>126211653
>all industry and the bank
It's shit. Banking is so F-U-N-D-A-M-E-N-T-A-L-L-Y different from 'actual' industry conflating the two is utterly laughable.
>>126221732
Hello comrade
>>126222009
Too autistic to measure
>>126221911
dude, Hitler is on the top of the Big State axis and leaning towards Economically Right, I'm closer to Castro.
> be Saudi shitskin
> love the welfare state
>>126221632
Morality is relative. And no a lot of those morals just make people fucking retarded. Can't stand them. A lot of what conservatives claim to be morality in my eyes is about as unmoral as you can get. Values are fine I just don't see why it has to be traditional values, times change and new values are developed. We don't need to cling onto the past like special snowflakes.
>>126217345
Heil
slightly more authoritarian than last time i guess
I'm a 1488, the fuck?
>>126222305
actually quite a lot more authoritarian fuck /pol/ what are you doing to me?
>>126222396
guess you're just a cappie
>>126222545
it could also be different calculations for different tests
>>126222396
not yet you aren't
Seriously. What is this?
>>126222578
Off to the reddit gas chamber with me
get off my lawn
>>126222754
You just like businesses
Who do I vote for
>>126211404
>>126222777
double trips, guess I will have to do it
>>126222777
double trips, do it you fag!
>>126222777
check that lads also heres my other one
>>126222396
you clearly know nothing of national socialism
Where my enlightened peeps at?
>>126222923
Vote conservative as long as it's not a (dead) pig fucker like (((Cameron)))
what is economic right?
>>126223263
capitalist. basically, you like businesses
>>126223263
Capitalism
>>126211404
>>126218642
BLAME THE RICH JEWS IN THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT
also my compass, i also like this site it's pretty neat.
>>126223102
But I don't want may knowing I use the Internet to purchase psychedelics
>>126223395
screenshot niqq
>>126223263
Capitalism, basically.
>>126223263
Full blown Marxist communism. It's on the right 'cause Marx was right... About everything.
>>126223504
>>126223377
>>126223368
that's retarded. capitalism should be on the left of the economic axis
>>126223395
Nigger, please just screenshot
>>126223656
why?
Yea boy I used to be eco left and no sate leaning
>>126223656
Why? Socialism is on the left, it makes sense.
>>126223462
She already does, even your local doctors office knows that legally
>>126223553
nazbol?
From political compass just to help out people wondering who they are.
>>126223837
Strasserist
Close i guess.
>>126211404
What I'm I
>>126224089
feck
use your imagination
>>126224115
degenerate
>>126224089
>>126223395
>>126221790
Why is it so hard for people to printscreen this one?
>>126223755
>>126223805
socially right implies more control over peoplebso shouldn't economic right imply more control over market
>>126211404
R8 my compass
>>126224115
Dam auto correct
>>126224089
Screenshot!!!!!!!
>>126224115
Literally the DNC
>>126224206
Windows 10 being retarded, I guess. Currently trying to fix it.
>>126224115
An Average American who votes for Democrats, nothing extreme.
I am a Monarchist
>>126217185
pretty sure that is natbol. Any higher or left then we'd have a problem.
>>126223071
Here >>126222754 brother
>tfw too smart for political compasses
>>126224391
you're a fucking Socialist
>>126224379
Dam well I'm surprised i voted for trump
>>126224435
you mean dumb, right?
He means dumb.
>>126211404
>Progressive >>> Conservative
>Implying 'progress' is the opposite of 'conserving'
>datamining
>>126224623
screenshot ffs
I'm literally nazi
>>126221756
Hello there, brother.
>>126224475
>protecting and caring for your people
>bad
pick one
>>126224623
Just use the screenshot tool for cutting out an image
fixed hopefully
>>126224221
ayyyy dopleganger
>>126224832
Nice
>>126224768
>being a statist nigger
have fun enslaving yourself I guess
>>126224788
Kek its like babbys first day of conputer , not that I can talk I'm a phonefag
I knew that newfags can't triforce, but I didn't know they can't screenshot.
>>126224910
better than being enslaved by corporations, that's for sure
>>126224208
am I being retarded?
>captcha: sage
>>126224832
How did you fix it? I'm having the same issue.
/pol/ is disappointingly progressive.
>>126224875
Hey brother.
>>126225090
just PrtScr and crop out in paint.
>>126225090
Windows button + Print Screen
>>126225110
>implying that's a bad thing
>>126225110
Isn't every platform this way?
>>126225014
Why? Because one pretends to help you while robbing you blind?
>>126225110
>socialist red id
Watch out lads
>>126225215
>Implying it is not a bad thing
>>126224910
Best goyim
The trustworthy Goldstein Corporation will defiantly serve my not private interests.
They will not flood the nation with dumb sweatshop workers.
I trust the companies
>>126224685
I'm a British fascist and my results were similar. Fascism is incorrectly portrayed as an ideology of the right. In truth, fascism is socially conservative and nationalistic, and economically progressive and protectionist. It transcends the left-right dichotomy.
>>126225372
This desu, i am starting to really like NazBols and other socialist nationalists
>>126225363
Behold, TRUE NEUTRAL.
Honest answers and everything. Damn.
I kinda centrist
>>126220751
3d square graphics are confusing as heck, trust me, we tried several designs before landing on what was more doable. Ofcourse changes are on the menu, but the intro abd kinda disagree/agree is intentionally amateur because we want to appear as a more persobal alternative to the other compasses which are cold and analytic. Am ofcourse gonna fix up the intro tho
-Sapply, the creator
>>126218507
>we have roads their just so badly maintained that theirs no point having them
>>126225215
Calm down Ahmed, it isn't normal to live as a repressed pederast.
>>126225159
>>126225572
good job
want moar
>every other test I take puts me in the lower left
>suddenly top right
What the fuck happened?
>>126225284
That's what corporations like Wendy's are doing nowadays, normies unironically believe that corporations that have interns spamming quirky zinger tweets are very relatable and funny, and thus they suddenly feel obliged to go there once a week like retarded sheep and defend them in the most die-hard manner whenever someone is calling them out.
>>126225623
Well at least not having them under goverment ownership
>>126224475
>>126224768
>>126224910
>>126225014
>>126225372
>>126225525
>>126225284
>>126224475
I believe that a King should have absolute control over all banks and industry and use it to make his nation excellent.
A military meritocratic monarchy.
>>126225572
I really like it so far. Always room for improvement, though.
>>126225828
Welcome to pol!!!
By the end of this year you will be putting people in the oven!
muahahahahah
>>126225872
That is also something i would agree with.
>>126221732
>Arab communion
A sight to see I'm sure
>>126225693
isn't that what your priest enjoyed doing with you 10 years ago, John?
>>126225828
you gayed exponentially
>>126225872
WTF, I totally want to give all my money to some king now!
Fuck my salary, king is more important.
So much for the echo chamber meme, I'm surprised /pol/
>>126225828
This test does not include conservative questions in the authoritarian segment
Unlike the other
Seeing your high progressive score(Get out), you most likely were pro big government but a progressive, so when asked about muh religion you say no and are misbranded as a liberitarian
>>126226247
you can work for free and take your cut of the loot
>>126225860
whats wrong with the government owning roads as long as they maintain them.
I can't believe my /pol/ is filled with degenerate marxists and euphoric libertarians. Absolutely disgusting.
>>126226473
Nothing
>>126226473
whats wrong with government owning everything if they maintain it?
>>126226191
You're mistaking me for a Paddy O'Tayto
>>126226473
radars and tolls and cops here only to make money by ticketing you for going "too fast"
>/pol/ brings together ancap and commies
Beautiful
Brings a tear to my eye
>>126225372
I love this notion that corporations can't be regulated by the very gov't body it subsides in, rather than take the time to write a few laws, preventing any quasi-political corporatist lobbying, we have people who choose to freeze the national economic status and hand over a portion of their earnings to the gov't. No thank you.
>>126225847
Internships hardly make the case for Socialism my friend.
>>126226473
The inevitable road tax will be the vector through which you will subsidize your local nigger population.
>>126226635
It's to keep the general population safe, speedy and reckless driver are the most dangerous non-weaponized causes of death in any society, I lost my uncle because a shitface thought taking a selfie video was more important than stopping at a redlight.
>>126226473
Nothing but they don't maintain them, I pay road tax and have damaged a rim on my car and they refused to pay, the fuckers
>>126226783
Fuck niggers
Wheres my libertarian left niggas?
>>126226597
It depends on the government.
Some cabal of banking, media, corporate and political jews is trash.
An all-powerful KING who is beloved by his people and has supreme authority and thus by definition can never be bought bullied or blackmailed is god-tier.
>>126226635
Really /pol wtf?
> against capitalism
> pro socialism
>pro government
>pro King!
>pro taxes
Who the fuck voted Trump then?
>>126226882
True, start your own party and run for public office
>>126219967
>>126221756
>to intelligent to pick a side
>>126226870
natural selection double take. (god wills it)
seriously tho security is good, freedom is better.
>>126226987
The dems
>>126226910
What's the matter goy??? Don't you like (((roads)))?? Nevermind the earmark for free housing and food for the niggers, you need to get to work!!
>>126226577
There's like, 4-5 people in this thread who are remotely acceptable by decent /pol/ standards.
ayy
If you hate niggers, jews, spics, arabs, faggots, commie scum as much as we do and you want to raid some tranny server once in a while, you should join the official Moon Central Discord! White people only. Introduce yourself in #introductions
https://discord.gg/rDSBTgq
1, 2, 3 ,4 I declare a race war!
Join us and lynch a nigger tonight!
14/88,
The Triple K Mafia
P.S Fuck Niggers
>>126226959
Ayy nice
>>126226959
ayo, someone who isn't literally Hitler.
>>126227063
>Too dumb to spell too right, but thinks he's smart
kek
>>126211404
Hmm, more progressive than I thought I was. Seems pretty accurate though.
>>126211404
Thoughts?
>>126227041
Sad thing is we have no libertarian right party to vote for and everyones called mohammed so fuck would they vote to take away their prayer mats
The old political compass always puts me as center left.
>>126226987
> against capitalism
nope iam not
> pro socialism
nope iam not
>pro government
depends in what area we speak of
>pro King!
definitely, warfare and conquest friendly.
>pro taxes
nope, fuck taxes.
>>126227298
>reddit.png
>>126227082
freedom up to a point of not being stupid or dangerous
>>126227298
>windows 10
>skype
>green
>uncropped image
Smells reddit
>>126211404
Hail Mosley
>>126227447
screenshot
>>126227397
if you're free, you're free... or you're not.
I'm closing in, Adolf.
>>126226959
in a gas chamber
>>126227378
What do you mean by this?
>>126227447
Not again omg. just screenshot
Yo
>>126227298
This is gassable.
>>126227447
Hail Mosley
>>126227604
My nigger. why so progressive? are you too much into (((science)))?
Nice
>>126227556
I will say that I would probably be more libertarian in a white homogeneous country.
>>126227584
The area you got placed in is where most redditors who took the test get placed in as well, since the common redditor is anti-gun and anti-government because muh rebellion and pro-weed because their parents don't like drugs.
Hey hey hey where's my fellow nazibols
>>126223459
Gotta admit, kinda surprised nobody has yet blasted me for being a tankie. Kinda disappointed too.
>wtf shameless self-bump
yes
>>126227658
Ok question me and see my stances.
>>126227858
You're closer to Stalin than to Hitler, dummy.
>>126227871
nope.avi
>>126227417
Never used it.
>>126211404
>>126227746
shit nigga
gud bra
>>126227942
it's as if you didn't read their comment.
they're nazbol.
pay attention to the progressive-conservative scale too. they aren't like stalin.
Purple is for pedophiles
>>126218798
i got the same but a bit higher
apparently you're a commie just for not kissing big business ass
I didn't chose the extreme-centrist life.
The extreme-centrist live chose me.
>>126228130
Oh right, National Bolshevism, my bad.
>>126227833
Don't use reddit. I am pro-guns, but at the same time pro-weed.
>>126228212
((Who)) runs most businesses?
>>126228359
Then you should be in the Pedophile Purple area, aka Libertarian Right.
>>126227942
I'm a Strasserist. Hitler killed the real nazi party.
Fucking finally, a test that separates social issues into its own thing instead if sprinkling them in with the other two.
Now I don't have to be stuck in the "every country in the world belongs to America" section
>>126227733
I didn't think I was gonna be as progressive as that.
>>126218507
MUH ROADS!!
Humans can build a fucking smartphone, but somehow you think you need the state to pour concrete on the ground?
>>126219206
A faggot.
>>126228423
what did your compass say? Also how come I agree with alot of things pol does?
>>126225472
Edmund Burke, the father of conservativism, was criticizing the concept of freedom of market and "muh citizen's will is always right" attitude.
Being conservative means hating both liberalism and socialism, both elites and plebs, and all off-balance of ideologies.
conservativism is opportunistic contrarianism and it's a good thing.
>>126228545
purple part = successful people with jobs
>>126228689
If jews can't get rich off the goyim then capitalism won't do it.
You can get a lot of shekels for shitty made Chinese electronics but not so much for free and open roads that everyone can use.
>>126211404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rAN-fIcco8
>>126223459
bukvalno svaki srbin ikad kek
>>126228838
Here's my compass. (>>126221732)
As for the similarity, I'm not sure, you'll have to ask the developers of the site.
What am I?
>>126229142
a fag that can't screenshot
>>126229085
Yeah because businesses would do wonderful if people had no way of travelling back and fourth. Are you seriously this retarded?
>>126221732
Didn't expect anyone from Saudi Arabia to not be conservative.
>>126229062
Purple = blue-pilled white collar jews
Red = people who actually work for a living
>>126229415
>commie burger in post communist era
what an interesting timeline we live in
>>126229415
Red = commies who want the state to give them everything.
Purple = independent people who realize nothing is given to them.
Physically remove commies.
>>126229363
Eh, it's probably because I grew up in the UK for half my life, but I'm proud of it.
>>126221732
>>126229723
for sure kill yourself my man
>>126229574
National Bolshevism is on the rise, especially in /pol/ since people here are FINALLY starting to realize that capitalism is literally created by jews for jews and the jews are running the entire world thanks in largest part to capitalism. But i don't need to tell you any of that since judging by >>126229086 you appear to be a NazBol yourself
>>126229415
Sorry for not being poor and working in a coal mine. I hope my desk job doesn't annoy you too much.
I suppose I will just wipe my ass with my degree , and stop going to work, since "workers" are only people who use sickle and hammer.
>>126229263
Oh damn.
>>126229316
You really think a business is just going to just create and maintain roads just so their business can get marginally better? Nope, public goods can't be done by capitalism. That's why most R&D comes from the Gov and is profited on by Corps.
>>126229592
Nigger, greens are the ones who want free shit for nothing, reds are the ones who want the state to take care of them and keep a lot of things fair while STILL working at their jobs.
>>126229574
communism and natsoc are hostile each other
What am I /pol/?
>>126229876
>TFW a Saudi literally describes your entire ideology in one sentence
What the FUCK is this timeline i hated Saudis up until this point in time
>>126229827
I don't need to, hairy greaseball, but you should do so instead because you're such a fiscal failure at paying back debt.
>>126229952
australian
>>126229723
Is Saudi Arabia really as bad as people say it is? Socially at least.
>>126227063
>>126219967
>>126227063
Ahhh, my fellow men of culture and learning.