>3 days left to register to vote so you can spoil your ballot
https://www.gov.uk/register-to-vote
>Assange cleared of rape charges by Sweden
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/19/sweden-drops-julian-assange-rape-investigation
>Tory Manifesto: shifts to the centre economically
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39970768
https://archive.is/DHjVH
>Politicians face investigation over abusing data harvested and sold from social media
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/17/political-parties-facing-investigation-targeting-voters-twitter/
https://archive.is/nnsWh
>LibDem manifesto: Ganja YES, Brexit NO, Tampons FREE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/17/liberal-democrats-would-ban-sale-diesel-cars-tax-cannabis-boost/
https://archive.is/h1F5b
>EU willing to throw toys out of pram for divorce bill
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/18/brexit-talks-could-collapse-over-uk-divorce-bill-says-eu-negotiator
https://archive.is/g1FN3
>Over 1 million young people have registered to vote since Snappy Lec Lec called
http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/18/a-million-young-people-have-registered-to-vote-since-the-general-election-was-called-6646263/
https://archive.is/JM2I8
>Wages continue to fall behind inflation, quantitive easing has failed (the people)
http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/national/15288333.Inflation_hits_three_and_a_half_year_high/
https://archive.is/6V4Tl
>Man charged with terrorism for not handing over passwords at airport
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/17/cage-campaign-group-director-muhammed-rabbani-charged-under-terrorism-act?CMP=share_btn_tw
https://archive.is/QXjDD
>The only time a challenger 2 has ever been destroyed was a friendly fire accident and the driver survived
B A S E D
Reminder that everything is pointless and you should probably go live in the woods or something.
I feel like the only person who seems to care about health and safety in this country. The ceiling collapsed near me on my desk on nightshift last night. Could have been prevented desu
Answer this question Brit/pol/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12999109
>>126193103
Seems like you only care about it for personal gain 2bh
Daily reminder:
>If you vote Tory you are willingly signing your rights away. Don't vote Tory.
>>126192777
G-good Evening A-Anglo-senpais. . .
Just a friendly reminder that Ireland is based ally of the Anglo.
Mummy May's manifesto will secure Anglo-Irish headpats.
What would the consequences be if I was caught hiking/camping in a private woodland lads?
>>126193234
The landowner is legally allowed to shoot you.
>>126193195
>Ireland is based
Check'd OP
Anyone here ever written their own political manifesto? I have began formulating my own and am going to come out with a first draft shortly. Any hints, tips or cheats?
>>126193348
copy hitler
>>126193234
Anything from a simple "gerr off moy laaahnnd" to held hostage by a pikey gang rape 2bh
Who /time for a wank/ here?
hmmmmmmmm
>>126193459
good idea mate
>>126193459
Wank hours are strictly 9pm to 2am.
>>126193194
Fuck you m8 I'm voting for a black Tory and you cant stop me
God bless that chap encouraging people here to grab ETH a few months back
>>126193442
Rather not
>>126193074
>I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived. I did not wish to live what was not life, living is so dear; nor did I wish to practise resignation, unless it was quite necessary. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life, to live so sturdily and Spartan-like as to put to rout all that was not life, to cut a broad swath and shave close, to drive life into a corner, and reduce it to its lowest terms.
>>126192777
>Wages have continued to fall
No fucking wonder. It shouldn't take a whole country's economics experts to figure out that we're overpopulated as shit for the amount of jobs we have in the country.
Ask any twenty year old and they'll tell you they can't get, or find it even harder to keep even a low level minimum wage job. There's too many fucking people in the country saturating the labour market.
>>126193348
I feel like that's the sort of thing you do before going on a kill rampage so I'm saving it.
Quite happy with my life at the moment
>>126193349
i always thought she was a qt 2bh. Lots of people don't think so apparently. Always hear people say not nice things about her.
>>126193514
Whatcha doin rabbi?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFkJLlU-3GI
eat the fucking cheese farron
>>126193761
I wouldn't be interested in her if she was a weak submissive good girl
rate my lineup
>Fuck Karen
>Fuck Elsa
>Fuck Kristen
>Fuck tea cakes
>Fuck soup
>>126193160
none of the above
>>126193656
>implying falling wages while endangering the retail sector is not endangering it enough to outbalance the 'positive' effects overpopulation has on the housing market
Although when Tesco nearly had their shit pushed in the other month I started wondering if after everything it would be the retail sector that shat the bed first and sent all of that shit into the fan. Of course it is quite obvious now that they would conveniently avoid that big fine.
There is nothing inside the Conservative manifesto to suggest a government regulated internet. Stop reading the (((independent)))
>>126193861
>no philip davies
are you a refugee
>>126193596
Enjoy a severe cut to liberty.
>>126193906
so, what public sector busywork are you doing?
>>126193581
>tfw sometimes start wanking at 22:00 and don't finish until 3 am
porn needs to be banned
the NHS need to offer treatment for porn addiction
>>126193666
No, of course not. People like that Bob fella from the States are idiotic in their use of a manifesto. A manifesto is a starting point. Writing a manifesto then doing something retarded is pointless. Might as well just call it a suicide note.
Anon, you are voting for the Green Party, right?
>>126194092
startup business in secondary education
>>126193970
The independent is quoting buzzfeed in the article too
cum in pm
Daily reminder that a vote for the Tories is a vote to kill autistic people like me.
I dont mind if mummy can see everytning i do on the web, kind of turns me on desu
>>126193514
jew here jew there jew everywhere
Fucking hell lads.
Looks like its game over.
https://ge2017.gritdigital.co.uk/#2017-opinion-poll
>>126194235
Just found out that the EU tried to put sanctions on our overseas territories.
So glad that we are leaving now, doing that is just provoking them to leave the UK. Fuck the EU.
How come no one ever talks about this in debates about the EU?
>>126194087
I'll enjoy it from the picturesque green belt thank you very much
>STILL not putting the news about May's internet censorship in the OP
The fucking state of these threads.
>>126194324
How so?
>>126194235
Poor girl which disgusting white male forced you to show so much skin?
>>126193195
*head pats for you*
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/19/uk-needs-more-immigrants-to-avoid-brexit-catastrophe
wtf I love open borders now!
>>126194122
I've heard rumours primary school kids have been deeply affected by the effects of porn actually. I say rumour cause I don't know any children myself. My friends say their sisters in like, year 4 and year 5 are talking about how their boyfriends should call them a cumslut and give them anal bareback.
>>126194356
What on earth is gritdigital?
>>126194356
>displaying candidates that aren't even standing
Garbage
>>126193861
r8 my cabinet lads
>>126194395
Based Sun
>>126194331
Except it won't be Mummy herself desu, but her bearded minions.
>mfw Tories win an electoral oblivion and human liberty ceases to exist
>>126194416
>tfw no matter how much you shitpost about it on /pol/ everybody will still not come to the understanding that we literally do need mass immigration, even if they are nothing but welfare leeches, in our current financial system
>>126194465
Some absolute meme. its just a live map where people vote and it updates.
Just sent off for my first passport since I was 4 years old (expired when I was 9).
Went to print off the sheets and realised I'm out of ink, and I can't get a countersignature for another week because some pisshead decided to headbutt my windshield and smash it while I was in bed last night, so can't drive it until Tuesday when autoglass come.
Just fuck me in the arse and call me Sally.
>>126194545
What's the site called?
>>126194383
Tory shills
>>126193970
This, people haven't read the manifestos and think they know shit because some fake news outlet or other reported it.
>>126193958
It does seem mighty convenient doesn't it. Well, the pyramid scheme that is western banking and business depends entirely upon debt schemes, so it's vital that we don't address what is, imo, the most vital issue facing this country right now: overpopulation.
>>126194438
>10 year olds wanting to be called a cumslut and receive bareback anal
thats no frickin halal is it??
>>126193160
but I am a [spoiler]professional[/spoiler]
>>126194545
Site?
>>126194438
careful now
>>126194713
>you were born 12 years too early
Or I could just change my name to Ahmed Sheikh Muhammad and get away with it.
>>126193160
>all these filthy neets
>>126194413
T-thanks senpai. . .
"May's manifesto a triumph of headpats over ideology": http://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/britain/analysis-mays-manifesto-a-triumph-of-common-sense-over-ideology-35732383.html
>>126194545
>Diane Abbott Chancellor of the Exchequer
lel
im fucking drunk lads AMA
>>126193160
>2 votes for retail
I forget that girls post here
>>126194637
>>126194816
http://www.fantasyfrontbench.com/
>>126194882
>men
>filthy weeaboos
hate to tell you this lads but continental Europe has a much better standard of living than us
>>126193514
Source?
>>126194908
>>126194908
What time did you start drinking?
brit/pol/ discord: https://discord.gg/A6WU2zr
>>126194928
Cheers lad
>>126194980
t. Pierre
>>126194324
>t. CCHQ
>>126193514
One on the left looks like he got dressed in the dark.
>>126194696
>Well, the pyramid scheme that is western banking and business depends entirely upon debt schemes, so it's vital that we don't address what is, imo, the most vital issue facing this country right now: overpopulation.
Exactly. Because if overpopulation were addressed sternly, the western banking and business pyramid scheme as you put it, would run out of oxygen quite quickly.
>>126194980
go tell somebody who gives a shit lad
>>126194383
>Delet this
>>126195071
>>126194908
Tell me which of the following you find sexy:
Feet, armpits, assholes, uvula
>>126193195
>NEED
>NOT
>APPLY
I used to get YouGov polls all the time until they learnt I voted labour and then suddenly nothing for the past year!
>>126195056
around half 6
>>126194615
Why not get the bus, Sally?
>>126194980
This. Except for Spain, Italy, Greece, and most of eastern Europe.
Fuck it, it's just Scandinavia and Germany.
Start buying guns.
>>126194599
>ID
>>126195189
hairy armpits
assholes
uvula
feet are pleb-tier
>>126194980
We know. But the people on this backwards island would rather vote Tory and blame immigrants because that's what they're told to do.
>>126194545
>tfw liz truss isn't secretary of pork
>>126194908
Are you in to lovingly done femdom?
I am
>>126195205
Haven't drank in 6 month, and even that was the first time I'd gotten pissed since I was like 15 bunking off from school.
Got my head kicked in and mugged and coppers had to drive me to the hospital to get checked out for a brain injury, broken nose, ribs and hand. Even the sight of alcohol makes me feel nauseous.
>>126195212
Nah the Mediterranean countries might be poorer than us but they live far better,
>>126195315
I'm into it all m8 lovingly and unnecessarily cruel
theresa may the prime minister is the most beautiful woman i want to have sex with her
>>126194235
Yes, I want to visit a brothel without worrying about the police.
That and the future of the planet, of course.
>>126195149
Makes me sad to think we're probably years away from the Big Collapse.
because it isn't going to be until then that we can actually start changing things.
>>126195211
Don't even know where the countersignatory lives like 20 miles away, would be half a dozen buses. I'd rather just wait and drive on tues.
About to start.
>>126195243
Oh for fucks sake... New thread when
>>126195315
anything online?
>>126195189
>armpits
Show me an example of a sexy one I don't believe it
>>126195355
That's a a shame, can't really blame you, but you'll probably get over it eventually.
>>126195470
Who? What programme?
grasping at straws for content brit/pol/
>we will take up leadership in a new arena, where concern is shared
around the world: we will be the global leader in the regulation of the use of personal data and the internet. [pg 38]
>We will put a responsibility on industry not to direct users – even unintentionally – to hate speech, pornography, or other sources of harm [pg 79]
>Some people say that it is not for government to regulate when it comes to technology and the internet [pg 82]
https://s3.eu-west-2.amazonaws.com/manifesto2017/Manifesto2017.pdf
MUMMY YES!
>>126194383
Oh look, it's fucking nothing.
>>126195444
Interest rate will rise after the Conservatives win the GE following this one so get set for everything to finally fall off a cliff in the early 2020s.
>>126195470
why is any questions allways so stacked, even compared QT
Rate the progressive alliance
>>126195494
http://gentlefemdom.tumblr.com/
https://love-in-submission.tumblr.com/
Its hard to find decent stuff because all of the porn sites are flooded with extreme shite, chaturbate is occasionally worth a look
>>126195570
They're all well-known. Try reading a newspaper.
>>126195670
It has a pretty big listenership, I think probably more than QT.
>>126195503
>>126195688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
>>126195516
Didn't like drinking before desu, didn't make me feel sick thinking about it but it tastes like rat piss, costs an arm and a leg and gives you a headache.
Only reason I got so shitfaced the night I got my head kicked in is because I had all this booze from coworkers and the like from Christmas still lying around in February, so I decided to drink it on my week off, then got my head kicked in walking back from a takeaway.
>>126195149
This is something that needs addressing very fucking soon. We can't continue to grow the population forever and automation is going to create a total fucking mess in the West in the near future.
>>126194383
Tory shills ruining Brit/pol/
>>126195570
You don't even know who John McDonnell is lmao
>>126195714
Thanks
>>126195892
He'll lie now and say 'y-yeah I do' just watch.
>>126195809
>they're well-known
lmao they are not
>>126195639
Are you retarded?
>>126195570
>McDonnell the discount Stalin
>Rachel Johnson
>Gauke
>Following politics and not knowing who these people are
>>126195818
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN
>>126196013
They genuinely are actually
>>126195460
Having a counter sig that lives 20 miles away and you don't know the address of is probably breaking the law, if not in letter then in spirit at least.
Try asking your local vicar, your GP, an old school teacher or anyone who is a lecturer or teacher that you know instead who lives closer and knows you better. Your doctor might charge £20 if they're a dick but that is probably cheaper than the printer ink.
>>126195843
fucking unlucky m8, where do you live?
>>126194383
It takes us like 7 threads to catch up on anything
Besides the independent is quoting buzzfeed
Where are you guys going after mummy bans 4chan?
>>126196126
How doe traiterous trannies get on in gen pop?
>>126194383
You can break the cycle by making the next OP.
>>126195843
What happened? Who kicked your head in, where and why?
I've come close to having my head kicked in by nignogs when out on the lash before a couple of times. Luckily as an experience alcoholic and having grown up around nogs I've had the ability to active temporary soberness and escape. Although I'm fairly certain the last time they kicked someone else's head in on the bus they thought they'd followed me onto and the time before that another white dude got stabbed outside of the shop they had clocked me in. I So, apologies to those guys.
>>126196222
to heaven lad.
>>126195660
Sounds fun lets crack on with it lads!
>>126196222
live in a barrel in the middle of london occasionally spouting dated philosophical anecdotes.
>>126196115
I would be very surprised if more than 1% of the population knew who all these people were.
Daily reminder to do your duty as a British patriot by removing foreigner squirrels
>>126196222
Tsuki
>>126194546
the whole point of the article behind the front page is anti racism.
This is real BASED sun.
>>126196222
It's been ages, but I guess outside. Redpill people at local parks.
>>126196421
>the whole point of the article behind the front page is anti racism.
>implying they didnt have a bet on to see if they could get 'nigger' on the front page
>>126196222
I'll double down and move to 8ch
>>126196126
Haven't seen my GP since I was 4, and they charge £50 for it. Vicar doesn't know me, fuck knows about teachers, I'm not wandering into a primary school to see if I recognise anyone.
If you look at the actual rules, it's almost impossible for the average person outside of London to actually follow them. You need a professional (how many people are on first name terms with a lawyer or professor that's known them well for over 2 years and can vouch for all of the items listed on their application)
Reason I'm having to drive 20 miles out to the middle of nowhere is because it's the nearest I can get. Family associate who's known me for a few years and is a licensee who owns a pub (which is listed as a professional on the application form)
>>126195890
>This is something that needs addressing very fucking soon. We can't continue to grow the population forever and automation is going to create a total fucking mess in the West in the near future.
Well while all the politicians are co conspirators in this scam along with the their central banking masters, I cannot see it being addressed ever by any of the current mainstream political parties. Even the supposed 'hopes' such as Le Pen and of course Trump wouldn't do a thing about it.
>>126195639
It literally proves him right you stupid cunt.
>>126196222
Outside.
What would you lads do if you got arrested for posts on 4chan?
>>126194980
>Tory government
>Low living standards
shock
Anybody got an image like this for the UK?
If not I'll make one, just don't want to waste time if somebody has it.
Seems like a very simple redpill to throw around.
>>126196038
I've given up on Brit/pol/ to be honest.
>>126196570
>Do not pass go. Do not collect £200.
In what world is 4 banned and 8 not?
How did the Tories get away with claiming in their 2017 manifesto that their proposed reduction in the Corporate tax to 17% by 2020 would make it the lowest in the developed world?
That's not even remotely true. Our Corporate tax rate is 12.5% and when President Trump passes his tax plan this year in the United States their Corporate tax rate will be 15%.
>>126196329
Fuck knows, I don't leave the house other than for work.
Think they just saw some drunk walking home at night and decided to give it a go, car pulled up in front of me, 3 got out and just started swinging. Got one of them on the floor and then the driver decided to join as well.
Funniest part is normally I'm a nervous wreck, but the police were amazed with how calm I was after it happened. I just wanted to go to bed and sober up but they thought I had a TBI and so took me to the hospital.
>>126196407
>when you want to stop the import of invasive species and support open immigration
>>126193160
>tfw warehouse
>>126195639
>THEY'RE DOING IT TO FIGHT TERRORISM AND PROTECT THE LIL'UNS GUYS IT'S FINE
naive cunt
>>126196756
>the lowest in the developed world?
>developed world
anyone here worked as a poll clerk before?
>>126192777
Just posting in this thread to say that's a beautiful tank.
rate my cabinet
>>126196756
There is an important keyword in there that im sure you can spot.
>>126196756
>ireland
>developed world
>>126196600
>JeW
You're right though. It's a fucking nightmare
>>126196679
Autistically screech about freedom of speech and keep saying I dindu nuffin
>>126196222
Live.
>>126196782
That's shit mate. That's why I always get taxis home now. Too many hyenas out there.
>>126196730
>what does it matter if white people are the minority? What are you suggesting you racist?
How would you respond to this normie question irl?
>>126193195
o-one last headpat senpai
>>126196787
>when you want to stop climate change but hate nuclear power
>when you want to cut emissions but want the UK population to be 100million
>>126196756
>developed world
There's your answer
>>126196756
>Italy
>developed world
>>126196956
Nice armpit on that anime grill
>>126197113
>USA
>developed world
>>126197125
They're from an anime about tanks
>>126196756
>USA
>Developed world
kekin
>>126197064
I fucking hate boomers that don't understand shit about nuclear power. It's so much more fucking efficient than fossils and other shit.
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-internet-conservatives-government-a7744176.html
FUCKING DROPPED
>>126196945
>>126196976
>>126196977
>>126197097
You do realise that we outclass ye Britcucks in every single way imaginable economically besides healthcare services, right?
>Britain has the smallest housing in Europe
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/property/10909403/British-homes-are-the-smallest-in-Europe-study-finds.html
>Ireland fastest growing economy in Europe for the fourth year in a row
http://www.irishtimes.com/business/economy/ireland-set-for-fastest-euro-zone-growth-for-fourth-year-in-a-row-1.3074556
>Lowest Corporation tax in the EU, and one of the lowest in the world
>>126196974
>david lammy
>>126196974
I don't know what coalition of chaos could ever lead to this.
Who would the PM be?
>>126196756
Hungary is even lower at 9%.
Mummy's lowered tax rate will make it more competitive at least.
>>126197040
T-thanks, Anglo headpats are the best headpats. . .
Thinking that I may ultimately spoil my vote
I can't vote Tory because of this internet shit they're planning
>>126192897
Yeah, it's pretty easy to have a good track record when you hide behind American Abrams your whole existence.
>>126197544
A disabled black lesbian
>>126197465
Bollocks its still happening you kike shill
>all the autistic anime paedophiles ITT raging at /ourgirl/ coming after their Chinese cartoon children
>>126197719
>british education
>>126197468
NO BULLI ANGLO-SENPAIS. YOU ENDANGER MY SOURCE OF HEADPATS.
You eejit, we are going to get cucked by the EU in a matter of months.
Macron is going to destroy our corporation tax rate. And the EU hasn't given up on forcing US companies to pay their full tax here.
>voting
>>126194545
>Alex Salmond
>Wales Secretary
>>126196590
>Vicar doesn't know me
Well now the chicken's are coming home to roost. Bet you thought you were so cool as a kid with all your athism and not going to church, But thanks to your youthfull folly it will now cost you £50 or you'll have to wait a few more days before you send your passport off and they sit on it for weeks before looking at it.
Seriously though, you can ask almost anyone professional to sign it. As you're on /pol/ I take it you know at least someone on the council? Anyone you campaigned for and got elected?
this is trending all over Kike book
https://politicalscrapbook.net/2017/05/even-tories-are-calling-their-partys-social-care-policy-a-death-tax/
Mays blown it Kek
>>126197035
I'd start with the fact that integration doesn't really exist and we're creating enclaves of opposing and unsuitable societies.
Also
>Many, most of those non-whites end up in low paid work or on benefits and live in poverty. Do you think that's fair? Do you think that's all they deserve?
>Changing a nation's demographics this quickly is LITERALLY MAD and I don't want my children to be minorities in their own country
>We take the 'best' people from 2nd and 3rd world countries. The educated, the hard working, the resourceful. That leaves those already poor countries with a lower quality workforce and means they will take far longer to raise their living standards
>By supporting mass immigration to the west you are supporting the banks and multinationals. 5-10 years ago you cunts were all 'occupy wall street' and now you're doing the bidding of those very people
>Unlimited growth is a meme, we should prepare for the future under automation and plateaud populations rather than continue down the dangerous path of continued population growth
>These people are being used as cash cows, they're not being brought in because of peace and love
First time voter here (EU referendum and election of councillors don't count). Redpill me on the choices, here's my understanding so far:
>Tories
They'll win, question is by how much. They love surveillance and fucking privacy in every way imaginable. Also, lying faggots. [USER WAS FINED £500 FOR THIS POST]
>Labour
Left the economy in shambles last time, love keeping the poor poor and bringing in more poor from the 3rd world as their core voter base, self identifying Marxists and lying faggots.
>Lib Dems
Lying faggots won't win an election in 3 generations since the tuition fees debacle. Also, they lie a lot and are lying faggots.
>UKIP
Meme party that no one knows what they stand for, only what they stand against. They'll probably just end up being Tories in suits if they ever do win.
>Green
In politics, the word "green" is an adjective synonymous with incompetent cucks, anywhere on the globe.
>Drawing a cock on the ballot
The only choice for affluent intellectuals.
How wrong am I in my analysis?
>>126197810
GCHQ cunt detected
get a real reason not to vote, like no party exists that will stop the total genetic and cultural suicide of this country within 100 years.
hurrr theresa may wont pay my nurse sister enough
>>126197465
I'm ready for 4chan to be labelled as an "extremist hate speech" website, visiting it will be punishable by imprisonment
Why is May trying to throw away her free win?
>>126197903
>By supporting mass immigration to the west you are supporting the banks and multinationals. 5-10 years ago you cunts were all 'occupy wall street' and now you're doing the bidding of those very people
This is a good one. I hate it when liberals pick and choose when they're against 'the system'
This tory internet police thing is gonna do DAMAGE to them t b h
Mark my words chaps
>>126194122
>>126198076
If she wins a majority then she can claim she has popular backing for every single unpopular policy in her manifesto.
>>126197991
>Complains about something
>Does nothing about it
>Mocks people who are willing to fight the tide
Just fuck off back to /v/ or something you spastics shouldn't be allowed to vote anyway
>>126196361
*stands in front of barrel*
*casts shade*
>>126198105
Nope. Most of the UK doesn't give a fuck about that.
>>126198076
It's literally one unpopular policy. Mostly media and loud lefties with no alternative proposals though.
>>126198076
4d chess she doesn't want to peak too early
God, the Tory manifesto really sucks. Corbyn is a cuck, but at least the Left have someone representing them. Ye Right-wingers over there have nothing,
>>126198201
go ahead, give someone your permission to commit white genocide because they, for the 4th time have promised to reduce immigration, or have payed you lip service while drinking bottle of semi skimmed
>>126197880
Vicar is a female so fuck that noise, wouldn't even waste my time going even if I did believe because it would just be more marxist horseshit.
>>126198105
No it won't. Even most of us here support that kind of change.
>>126197929
I'm going with the cock. Also putting one letter in each box to spell something profane. Five candidates = five boxes. Any suggestions?
>>126198318
>Nope. Most of the UK doesn't give a fuck about that.
I think its a lack of understanding.
>>126198076
is she didn't mess with the elderly 55% wouldn't be off the table
Britishness is about actions and state of mind not culture or ethnicity
>>126193761
Because she looks like a fucking boy and cant smile.
>>126198105
Cameron got this brainwave to silence free speech from NK and China
>>126198492
Yeah. Too few people know what it's all about to actually give a shit.
That and the mongs saying
>NOTHING TO HIDE HERE
Which could be used to justify telescreens in every room.
>>126198556
The elderly needed messing with, they've had a decade of protected incomes compared to the rest of us.
>>126198462
Mummy May seems more trustworthy than Cameron desu
>>126194438
this thread will now be flooded with arabs. they scan the site for any mention of child sex
>>126198462
Let me translate that for you
>I'm an ex UKIP supporter who's in denial about his party being dead instead of just accepting the truth ans return to the Tory party I'm going to whinge on a Mongolian fishing discussion board
>>126198105
The only people who really care about that woere never going to vote Tory anyway.
>>126198305
fuck off ye cunt
>>126193160
But im focking forensics cunt
>>126198462
Ok I'll bite, what would you have us do?
>>126198462
>white genocide
our immigration is mostly white
>for the 4th time have promised to reduce immigration
can someone actually tell me how the torys could of reduced immigration under the EU
Non-EU(Paki) immigration DOES keep going down
>>126198162
what, you never had an enduro wank lad?
I just asked kipper Nuttal if he would *date* Natalie kek
>>126198729
why would the conservatives be home to an ex ukip supporter
>>126198856
No
>>126198649
she could of waited to after the election.
This country worships old people.
>>126198318
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>>126198606
>>126198732
we'll see boys because from where i'm sat it's already bubbling up in popular opinion as we speak
soon it will be all over the net and the news
>>126198793
>office
>>126198977
>could of
Twit.
And she can't do it after an election without accusations of it not being voted for.
>>126198988
>it's already bubbling up in popular opinion as we speak
On buzzfeed and the independent (buzzfeed 2.0)?
>>126198973
Yeah it takes me literally hours to cum from wanking to porn
Don't know why, i think it's a mental thing, but i don't mind anyway
then occasionally using imagination not porn i can spunk in 30 seconds
>>126198677
thats no recommendation both are sleazy cunts
>>126198954
>>126199102
>people holding the torys responsible to promises 5 years later
is this your first election?
>>126199102
Well I've seen it on Bergbook, Twitkike and Snaphebrew already
Won't be long before "dey r shutting down da internet" is everywhere
>>126199136
way to much info you mongo spastic does your mum still suck you off BTw
>>126198470
I used to have a female vicar, she had massive hooters and the wobbled like anime fanservice when she was doing sermons. The church of England is mostly left wing anyway with all this teachings of Jesus stuff, just roll with it.
>>126199161
fucking hell ukip is collapsing
Are the British people the most apathetic people on the face of the planet?
>>126199279
The tory voters are all 35+ and mainly know fuck all about the internet. The youngest weren't voting for them anyway.
FUCK OP EARLY NEW THREAD
>>126199228
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>>126198837
just doing it, and telling the eu to fuck off, like the rest of the eu does
>>126199429
Italians maybe?
>>126199161
that's not a reason
>>126199436
Kill yourself
>>126199436
State of that I'll make a better one when we reach the limit don't worry lads
>>126199279
Mummy is adamant that she will censor the net , and she will bring this in when GCHQ let pakis blow up a tube again .
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-internet-conservatives-government-a7744176.html
Lads, may is going to block 4chan and porn and anything else she thinks is "harmful".
Rethinking my vote right now.
>>126198462
>white genocide
hmmmm
>>126199408
Nutall and Natalie sat in a tree Kissing
>>126199102
It's depressing to see what's happened to the Independent since they became online only, they used to be a pretty decent left wing paper but now they're articles are all just autistic screeching about Trump, Brexit and anything that isn't left wing.
>>126199136
That sounds like a fucking chore lads.
>>126199629
what are you hmming about cunt
>>126199615
>this same link always 1PBTID
Shills everywhere
>>126199436
I cannot sanction this
>>126199436
Consider suicide
>>126199688
>they're articles
*their
>>126193074
Literally the ultimate redpill regarding everything and life itself.
I recently finished walden, and Henry James Thoreau's aplifcation for the self determination is frankly the most genuine application of philosly i have read to date.
"Man can only truly transcend to further greatness through transcendence by the means of human willpower through himself."
That is basically the sympony of his entier book.
Put it this way ditch your freinds, and embrace your inner autist survival instincts, for you will amond to being a greater man than you once were.
>>126199371
i don't care and no my bird does that for me you fag
>>126199432
>>126199589
>t. Tory shills
>>126199696
yeah it is, i rarely wank and the odd time when i do i feel terrible after
>>126194438
This is true. It's fucking abhorrent.
Instagram and the like are full of 12-14 year old girls dressed like hookers with #cumqueen #daddy'slittlygirl etc.
People just laught it off but it's fucking disgusting and it makes me sad, scared and angry.
>>126199615
STOP WATCHING PORN
>>126199753
it made me think you are retarded desu
>>126199688
Used to be my paper
>>126199956
that's how nonces nonce with out getting v&
>>126200049
it's obvious this is your first day here retarded bastard
>>126197661
The Abrams is inferior in every way. The armour alone is shit tier in comparison.
>>126199956
>>126194438
Well people don't like to hear that their selfish pornography use might actually be detrimental to society at large
No one campaigns to ban porn, they campaign to let it be "free" and everyone do whatever they ***FEEL*** like doing. It's all about what feels good at the moment, forget about consequences.
BAN PORNOGRAPHY.
>>126200154
Oh you are not the same person. Sorry senpai
>>126200049
what so difficult to understand about global migration patterns being mud into white countries and nothing else?
>>126199688
Terrible now, I used to read it but it's gone to dogshit in a matter of months
THE JEWS WANT TO REPLACE US BECAUSE REASONS
>>126200403
Become Jew. They can't replace you then.
>>126200403
I DON'T LOOK AT ANYTHING POSTED HERE I JUST REPHRASE PEOPLE'S VIEWS AND ADD A LOT OF INCREDULOUS HYPERBOLE.
>>126200209
>Wanting to give the vaginal jew even more power.
>>126192777
I've always wondered what the little window above the barrel is for
>>126200701
Its a cover for a sighting system
>>126200315
Well that's not entirely true desu. Either way, maybe because the west is rich, free etc? Not everything is a conspiracy.
>>126200980
There's several reasons, but it doesn't change the outcome.
You crafty jew.
>People here are unironically voting for the "Conservative" party
Give me one good reason why you're not a radical environmentalist.
>>126200677
How does banning porn give them power, you utter retard?
Porn isn't supposed to be a permanent substitute you sad virgin.
Money only have power if men give it to them and allow it, it's that simple.
>>126201160
Yes I'm a Jew. Of course. Everything Ian the Jews obviously. I don't need any proof of this, however.
>>126201375
>Ian
Is* wtf
>Seeing someone walk into a polling station
>>126200980
white genocide is a real thing you nu-male nu-faggot fucking retard
You don't have to fucking believe it, it's happening
>>126198781
*tilts head back*
*laughs*
*enjoys worldly pleasures*
lmao dude get on youtube like get some of those patreon bucks mebbe buy some clothes and put your dick away yeah
>>126201375
that was very jewish of you
>>126201474
Still not genocide.
>>126198201
>voting Tory
>fighting the tide
come on mate
>>126196480
Kek
>>126199754
>im-fucking-plying
The tories are literally the kind of party the term "cuckservative" was invented for.